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"Zoot-Suit Riot" (song parody :o)

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peter....@pdq.net

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Nov 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/11/98
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Lyrics by Hangdog
Performed by the Viagra-Poppin' Daddies

(Intro: manic drum solo, followed by stratocaster riff and swing-band
full-tilt boogie)

Who's that gigglin' in the hall?
It's two vixens an' that ain't all:
Swishin' tails and flyin' fluff:
"Are you female?" "Close enough!"

Fanboy came to play
Now you can't escape the crush:
Best get out the way
When the furverts put on plush!

(Chorus:)

Fur-suit pile-up (PILE ON!!)
Throw 'way your bottle o' "Nair'"
Fur-suit pile-up (PILE ON!!)
And run a comb through your Dacron(tm) hair.

Plantigrade, digi-grade, hands-and-knees,
Life-like detail down to ticks and fleas,
Huggin' and groomin' but ya understand:
Yiffin' in public's gonna get us banned!

Now ya start to sway
'cause you're overheated, bub!
Best go take a shower
before you look for love:

Fur-suit pile-up (PILE ON!!)
Throw 'way your bottle o' "Nair'"
Fur-suit pile-up (PILE ON!!)
And run a comb through your Dacron hair.

(Spoken) Blow-dry it!

You're in a fur-suit pile-up!
You're in a fur-suit pile-up!
You're in a fur-suit pile-up!
You're in a fur-suit pile-up!

(Interlude: Ion Otter singing scat)

Now ya start to sway
'cause you're overheated, bub!
Best go take a shower
before you look for love:

Fur-suit pile-up (PILE ON!!)
Throw 'way your bottle o' "Nair'"
Fur-suit pile-up (PILE ON!!)
And run a comb through your Dacron hair.

Fur-suit pile-up (PILE ON!!)
Throw 'way your bottle o' "Nair'"
Fur-suit pile-up (PILE ON!!)
And run a comb through your Dacron hair.

(Spoken:) Now how d'ya unzip this thing?...

(Drum solo followed by guitar riff and crescendo)

Drew A Rhine

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Nov 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/11/98
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Great pardody


Michael Pena

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Nov 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/11/98
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Hello Peter,
I love the song.
I have been singing it out load for the last ten minutes!


Sincerely,
Michael Angel Peña(AKA Sparrow...A Rabbit)
Artist-Laughing Rabbit Graphics
http://lonestar.texas.net/~sparrow/sparrow.htm

peter....@pdq.net

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Nov 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/11/98
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Sparrow wrote:

>Hello Peter,
>I love the song.
>I have been singing it out load for the last ten minutes!

Thank you! I got the idea after visiting websites that had photos of
past Fur-type cons, and learning that--in the Orlando-area fandom at
least--a fursuit is also called a Zoot.

--Hangdog
--
"The average Athenian, if he so desired, could daily contemplate the
most magnificent specimens of architecture, painting, and sculpture the
world has ever seen. The effect of this upon the citizens was the same
as the effect of art upon citizens today."

-- Will Cuppy
_The_Decline_and_Fall_of_Practically_Everybody_


peter....@pdq.net

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Nov 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/12/98
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Quoth Ion Otter:


>> (Interlude: Ion Otter singing scat)

>Shoobe_do-de_waaaahh!
>Shoobe_do_ayyy!
>Skim-bam-fall_lahhhh!
>Shim_sham-OH_layyy!
>Fee-be_deep..
>Mo-le_beep...
>Tra-lala-BO_peep!
>IXNAY!
>IXNAY!
>ZIM-ZAM-BA_LOO_ayyy!
>Fong-gong-gong-gong...
>Oo_belly-DO_dayyy!!
>Meep-meep-meep-meep...
>*CHITT_T_T_T_ERRrrrrrrrr-r-r-r_r_r_r_r_R_R_R_R_RRRRROO-TAY!!!*

>"Take it Hangdog!!!"

BURMA SHAVE!!

--Hangdog


Ion Otter

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Nov 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/13/98
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peter....@pdq.net wrote

> Lyrics by Hangdog
> Performed by the Viagra-Poppin' Daddies
>

*snip for space concerns*


>
> (Interlude: Ion Otter singing scat)

Shoobe_do-de_waaaahh!
Shoobe_do_ayyy!
Skim-bam-fall_lahhhh!
Shim_sham-OH_layyy!
Fee-be_deep..
Mo-le_beep...
Tra-lala-BO_peep!
IXNAY!
IXNAY!
ZIM-ZAM-BA_LOO_ayyy!
Fong-gong-gong-gong...
Oo_belly-DO_dayyy!!
Meep-meep-meep-meep...
*CHITT_T_T_T_ERRrrrrrrrr-r-r-r_r_r_r_r_R_R_R_R_RRRRROO-TAY!!!*

"Take it Hangdog!!!"

===============O <==[IonOtter, ScatOut]

Brom 659

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Nov 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM11/13/98
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Kewelness!!! Just as great as the RHPS version done to the Animaniacs
theme!!!!!!!

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