Hey Groat! How're those back issues selling?
Michael Hirtes
printer and have a bunch more made, right?
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
Mike & Carole Curtis
Mike
"Michael Hirtes" <mhi...@kill.all.spammers.net> wrote in message
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Rann Aridorn
> Now what was the point to this?
You should know by now, there isn't any point to Hirtes' existence, I mean,
posts.
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Michael Hirtes
Rann Aridorn <rann...@attbi.com> wrote:
> "Mike & Carole Curtis" <shan...@cyberback.com> was so distracted by the
> Puma Twins doing a poledance that they wrote:
>
> > Now what was the point to this?
>
> You should know by now, there isn't any point to Hirtes' existence, I mean,
> posts.
My biggest regret is that I don't have a collection of ICK-Whine or Red
Shitland to unload on Furbid for some phat cash now that Jimmy forgot to
give SOMEone a forwarded mailing address. ;)
"You've been hosed, Jimmy. You've been hosed."
Spots Hyena
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<shan...@cyberback.com> is on the line...
>Now what was the point to this?
Even the gods of countless religions
Holds no powers against this tide
Of degeneration because we have now found
That there are no thrones up there in the sky
Run from this fire
It will burn your very soul
Its flames reaching higher
Come this far there is no hold
O, all small creatures
It is the twilight if the gods
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To serve aboard a Titan is to serve the Machine God in person.
This is the greatest service that a mere mortal can perform.
R. A Clemson
Michael Hirtes <mhi...@kill.all.spammers.net> wrote:
> My biggest regret is that I don't have a collection of ICK-Whine or Red
> Shitland to unload on Furbid for some phat cash now that Jimmy forgot to
> give SOMEone a forwarded mailing address. ;)
>
> "You've been hosed, Jimmy. You've been hosed."
We're still in the dark. Care to explain further?
Charles Melville
"R. A Clemson" wrote:
No, don't bother. Because whatever it is, we won't get the full story
from Michael, and even less truth. We'll only get an account that will be
slanted towards his perspective with most of the actual facts omitted and the
remainder tainted by his unreasoning spite towards everyone here. This is
just a further indication that he's rapidly disintegrating as a Human Being,
and it's nothing more than a pathetic attempt to garner attention. See how
many people have already replied to this thread, when he hasn't really made
any coherent sense or offered an explanation to begin with? Best to wander
away and ignore this. It's not worth responding to or following up. Let it
die.
--
-Chuck Melville-
Comic book fanatic and sometimes-creator-type-person
GGentile
Hirtes at mhi...@kill.all.spammers.net wrote on 10/7/02 9:30 PM:
> I'm sure you'll that even if you run low, you can just phone up the
> printer and have a bunch more made, right?
Your grasp of the Queen's English astounds me, Mike.
(And no, I don't mean Merlino)
Michael Hirtes
GGentile <gomanv...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> in article mhirtes-4B5F70...@news.central.cox.net, Michael
> Hirtes at mhi...@kill.all.spammers.net wrote on 10/7/02 9:30 PM:
>
> > I'm sure that even if you run low, you can just phone up the
> > printer and have a bunch more made, right?
>
> Your grasp of the Queen's English astounds me, Mike.
>
> (And no, I don't mean Merlino)
There. Happy? No? Eat poop anyway!
slickpuppy
> There. Happy? No? Eat poop anyway!
Someone get this poor boy a cookie, a nice Archway of some type. He needs it
badly. :}
--
Kevin J. Mulder
slick...@xecu.net
"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by
merit, you would stay out, and your
dog would go in."
-Mark Twain
Tamar
the day. Tisk tisk. What a grump troll you are.
"Michael Hirtes" <mhi...@kill.all.spammers.net> wrote in message
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Michael Hirtes
forwarded mailing address to those who need to know it.
All those back issues.....gone forever and can't be replaced.
Waaaaaaaaahhhhh! (not!)
In article <uq6t8vq...@corp.supernews.com>,
Dr. Cat
: Yeahyeahywahwhaddevah, but at least I'm intelligent enough to provide a
: All those back issues.....gone forever and can't be replaced.
: Waaaaaaaaahhhhh! (not!)
Did Jim Groat lose some back issues of some comics or something?
Does anybody know what happened or how many issues were involved?
Will this affect the price of stocks in Hong Kong or the quality
of restaurant food in Brussels?
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"Dr. Cat" <c...@sullivan.realtime.net> wrote:
> Michael Hirtes <mhi...@kill.all.spammers.net> wrote:
> : Yeahyeahywahwhaddevah, but at least I'm intelligent enough to provide a
> : forwarded mailing address to those who need to know it.
>
> : All those back issues.....gone forever and can't be replaced.
> : Waaaaaaaaahhhhh! (not!)
>
> Did Jim Groat lose some back issues of some comics or something?
Worse. Jim lost all of the PRINTING PLATES AND NEGATIVES to all exept
his most recent back issues. Now he can't print any more of them because
they're now buried under several tons of used diapers, banana peels, and
the occasional mob hit.
Get'cher copies ready to go up on Furbid, kids!
> Does anybody know what happened or how many issues were involved?
> Will this affect the price of stocks in Hong Kong or the quality
> of restaurant food in Brussels?
No, but it WILL effect Jimbo's chances of buying that new shotgun he's
been oggling.
Charles Melville
Michael Hirtes wrote:
> In article <3da6...@giga.realtime.net>,
> "Dr. Cat" <c...@sullivan.realtime.net> wrote:
>
> > Michael Hirtes <mhi...@kill.all.spammers.net> wrote:
> > : Yeahyeahywahwhaddevah, but at least I'm intelligent enough to provide a
> > : forwarded mailing address to those who need to know it.
> >
> > : All those back issues.....gone forever and can't be replaced.
> > : Waaaaaaaaahhhhh! (not!)
> >
> > Did Jim Groat lose some back issues of some comics or something?
>
> Worse. Jim lost all of the PRINTING PLATES AND NEGATIVES to all exept
> his most recent back issues. Now he can't print any more of them because
> they're now buried under several tons of used diapers, banana peels, and
> the occasional mob hit.
Just keep in mind that this is not an official -- or even trustworthy --
source, folks. Until you hear it from the horse's mouth, it's just a rumor
from someone with an axe to grind. Take anything that's said here with a very
large grain of salt.
Blackberry
>
>Michael Hirtes <mhi...@kill.all.spammers.net> wrote:
>: Yeahyeahywahwhaddevah, but at least I'm intelligent enough to provide a
>: forwarded mailing address to those who need to know it.
>
>: All those back issues.....gone forever and can't be replaced.
>: Waaaaaaaaahhhhh! (not!)
>
>Did Jim Groat lose some back issues of some comics or something?
>Does anybody know what happened or how many issues were involved?
>Will this affect the price of stocks in Hong Kong or the quality
>of restaurant food in Brussels?
Yes, I know what happened, but I won't tell the story without Jim Groat's
consent, nor will I humor Mike Hirtes.
--
"...only the government would call a half cup a reasonable serving of ice
cream."
- Consumer Reports
Ostrich
news:3da6...@giga.realtime.net...
>
> Did Jim Groat lose some back issues of some comics or something?
>
Do the Belgians eat Groat's comic books? Admittedly, they'd taste better
than Brussels sprouts, but still...
-Ostrich! <")
Gene Breshears
> posts.
Same thing...
:P
--Gene
"Everybody wants to be a cat, 'cause a cat's the only cat who knows
where it's at." - O'Malley the alley cat, _Aristocats_
Michael Hirtes
Charles Melville <cp...@zipcon.com> wrote:
> Michael Hirtes wrote:
>
> > In article <3da6...@giga.realtime.net>,
> > "Dr. Cat" <c...@sullivan.realtime.net> wrote:
> >
> > > Michael Hirtes <mhi...@kill.all.spammers.net> wrote:
> > > : Yeahyeahywahwhaddevah, but at least I'm intelligent enough to provide a
> > > : forwarded mailing address to those who need to know it.
> > >
> > > : All those back issues.....gone forever and can't be replaced.
> > > : Waaaaaaaaahhhhh! (not!)
> > >
> > > Did Jim Groat lose some back issues of some comics or something?
> >
> > Worse. Jim lost all of the PRINTING PLATES AND NEGATIVES to all exept
> > his most recent back issues. Now he can't print any more of them because
> > they're now buried under several tons of used diapers, banana peels, and
> > the occasional mob hit.
>
> Just keep in mind that this is not an official -- or even trustworthy --
> source, folks. Until you hear it from the horse's mouth,
Or in Jim's case, another orafice on a horse.
> it's just a rumor
> from someone with an axe to grind. Take anything that's said here with a very
> large grain of salt.
And how big will YOUR saltlick block be when it's verified, Chucko?
Michael Hirtes
Blackberry <le...@NOanthrobunnySPAM.com> wrote:
> On 11 Oct 2002 00:22:34 -0500, "Dr. wrote:
> >
> >Michael Hirtes <mhi...@kill.all.spammers.net> wrote:
> >: Yeahyeahywahwhaddevah, but at least I'm intelligent enough to provide a
> >: forwarded mailing address to those who need to know it.
> >
> >: All those back issues.....gone forever and can't be replaced.
> >: Waaaaaaaaahhhhh! (not!)
> >
> >Did Jim Groat lose some back issues of some comics or something?
> >Does anybody know what happened or how many issues were involved?
> >Will this affect the price of stocks in Hong Kong or the quality
> >of restaurant food in Brussels?
>
> Yes, I know what happened, but I won't tell the story without Jim Groat's
> consent, nor will I humor Mike Hirtes.
A-HA! So I *AM* right. Now watch Jimbo sputter and bitch as he tries to
cook up another classic Jim Groat LIE to cover up yet another act of
horrific stupidity that has wrought upon himself.
In a related story, "Chucko the Clown" Melville is forced to swallow a
huge saltlick block and DIES. Hirtes is seen reacting to the news by
dancing in the streets.
Blackberry
>
>> Yes, I know what happened, but I won't tell the story without Jim Groat's
>> consent, nor will I humor Mike Hirtes.
>
>A-HA! So I *AM* right. Now watch Jimbo sputter and bitch as he tries to
>cook up another classic Jim Groat LIE to cover up yet another act of
>horrific stupidity that has wrought upon himself.
Whether I know what happened or not, I'm not going to tell stories and certainly
not to serve your trollings.
Michael Hirtes
Blackberry <le...@NOanthrobunnySPAM.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 11 Oct 2002 20:11:18 GMT, Michael wrote:
> >
> >> Yes, I know what happened, but I won't tell the story without Jim Groat's
> >> consent, nor will I humor Mike Hirtes.
> >
> >A-HA! So I *AM* right. Now watch Jimbo sputter and bitch as he tries to
> >cook up another classic Jim Groat LIE to cover up yet another act of
> >horrific stupidity that has wrought upon himself.
>
> Whether I know what happened or not, I'm not going to tell stories and
> certainly
> not to serve your trollings.
Just don't wanna admit that I'm *right*, do ya? LOL!
Brian Sutton
book. AP didn't have most of the negatives to the earliest issues of Ninja
High School and Gold Digger when they were putting together those mammoth
reprint books. I, myself, am having to contend with lost and damaged art as
I'm putting together the Amy's Adventures reprint book for Radio Comix.
It may be an added expense but the only things needed are a copy of the funny
book, scanner and software plus a lot of free time.
Brian Sutton
"They tried to corner the market on stupidity the way the Hunt brothers
tried with silver "
-Shon Howell
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for deals on Furry art & comics
Jace Draccus
> Well actually losing the plates is a very minor hang-up to doing any reprint
> book. AP didn't have most of the negatives to the earliest issues of Ninja
> High School and Gold Digger when they were putting together those mammoth
> reprint books. I, myself, am having to contend with lost and damaged art as
> I'm putting together the Amy's Adventures reprint book for Radio Comix.
Amy's Adventures? That cute slave-girl, right? Cool! How long do you
plan to be sellin' those for? See, I can't afford/pay for one right
NOW, but I would definitely be interested at a future date... I just
don't _know_ that date.
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Jace Draccus
But you do it so _gracefully_....
Michael Hirtes
Jace Draccus <ja...@softhome.net> wrote:
Hey, so long as it's done. :)
Funny as hell to watch some furries prefer to let their heads pop like
eggs in a microwave rather than admit that yerz truly was right.
Jace Draccus
<mhi...@kill.all.spammers.net> wrote:
> > > Just don't wanna admit that I'm *right*, do ya? LOL!
> >
> > But you do it so _gracefully_....
>
> Hey, so long as it's done. :)
>
> Funny as hell to watch some furries prefer to let their heads pop like
> eggs in a microwave rather than admit that yerz truly was right.
Your charming atitude probably has a lot to do with that.
PlanetFur
> eggs in a microwave rather than admit that yerz truly was right.
But right about what? You're laughing that Jim Groat doesn't have
plates to do comics because he didn't leave a forwarding address?
So what? They're easy enough to replicate should he need to. Perhaps
he didn't need them? Who knows?
So again, right about what? Who gives a crud, really?
I still say we give Michael a true term here, since he doesn't want to be
called a furry, but yet his life seems to revolve around the fandom, we
should consider him a wannafur.
He's not, but he surely wants to be.
Michael Hirtes
Jace Draccus <ja...@softhome.net> wrote:
> On Sat, 12 Oct 2002 00:48:48 GMT, Michael Hirtes
> <mhi...@kill.all.spammers.net> wrote:
>
> > > > Just don't wanna admit that I'm *right*, do ya? LOL!
> > >
> > > But you do it so _gracefully_....
> >
> > Hey, so long as it's done. :)
> >
> > Funny as hell to watch some furries prefer to let their heads pop like
> > eggs in a microwave rather than admit that yerz truly was right.
>
> Your charming atitude probably has a lot to do with that.
Again, so long as it's done. LOL!
Michael Hirtes
"PlanetFur" <cb...@dragonmagic.net> wrote:
> > Funny as hell to watch some furries prefer to let their heads pop like
> > eggs in a microwave rather than admit that yerz truly was right.
>
> But right about what? You're laughing that Jim Groat doesn't have
> plates to do comics because he didn't leave a forwarding address?
No, I'm laughing because Groat was so STUPID as to not leave a
forwarding address with the printing company that is holding his
negatives and plates. Now he's being punished for his stupidity. Even
George would say "What a MORON!" if he heard about it.
>
> So what? They're easy enough to replicate should he need to. Perhaps
> he didn't need them? Who knows?
Ever see how good a reprint looks like when lifted off of a printed
comic? The Continuity reprints of BUCK O'HARE are evidence of how well
that works (not).
>
> So again, right about what? Who gives a crud, really?
Your refusal to accept my being right pleases me.
>
> I still say we give Michael a true term here, since he doesn't want to be
> called a furry, but yet his life seems to revolve around the fandom, we
> should consider him a wannafur.
Or, anti-fur, which is more descriptive. You know, the kind that laughs
his ass off whenever goons like Ostrich runs around in black spandex for
BBC reporters?
PlanetFur
>
> Your refusal to accept my being right pleases me.
And your refusal to grasp reality pleases no one but yourself,
apparently.
You're right about what that you want people to admit? That
no one cares? Jim sure doesn't, others don't, yet you want
people to admit you're right.
Wannafur is a perfect name for you, I think I'll stick to calling
you that from now on.
Michael Hirtes
"PlanetFur" <cb...@dragonmagic.net> wrote:
> > > So again, right about what? Who gives a crud, really?
> >
> > Your refusal to accept my being right pleases me.
>
> And your refusal to grasp reality pleases no one but yourself,
> apparently.
Are you ready to admit yet that I was right?
>
> You're right about what that you want people to admit? That
> no one cares? Jim sure doesn't, others don't, yet you want
> people to admit you're right.
Oh, Jim will care sooner or later, as his stock dwindles down to nearly
nothing. In the end, all he'll have left is his winning personality
*snicker*.
>
> Wannafur is a perfect name for you, I think I'll stick to calling
> you that from now on.
Still beats "skunkfucker" any day (in fact, I wish skunkfuckers WERE
beaten).
Michael Campbell
31A984.022...@news.central.cox.net:
> Are you ready to admit yet that I was right?
There's this amazing thing,maybe you've heard of it, called EVIDENCE. Do
you have any? Until you do and can verify it, You're just another lying,
rumor-spreading little waste of skin.
--
Michael E Campbell (mecam...@YouknowtheDrillcharter.net )
"I commit no crime other than honesty, and in this world that's crime
enough."-R. J. MacTavish
Dr. Cat
: So what? They're easy enough to replicate should he need to. Perhaps
: he didn't need them? Who knows?
One does have to wonder how likely it is that a black and white, small
circulation independent comic in a little niche market, published years
and years ago, might be to ever have any need for another print run.
No, actually one doesn't have to wonder. For one thing, it's obviously
very unlikley. And for another thing, if one doesn't know, there's still
no need to really wonder unless one is Groat-obsessed (like Mr. Hurt-please).
And yes, if by some miracle there were demand for another 1000 copies
of each early issue of Ret Shetland in the future, he could always do his
best job of reconstructing them from the production copies - just like the
Little Nemo in Slumberland reprint books, the Krazy Kat reprint books, the
Complete Crumb, and many reprints of individual comic books have had to do.
The quality might be lower, and the labor involved higher - but again it's
a rather moot point, as I doubt he'll ever reprint those issues anyway.
The magnitude of this bad news is small, and yet it brings joy to one
so-called "person" out there, Mr. Herpes. I can only speculate what this
obvious trend will lead to next.
"Groat and his wife bought a dozen eggs, but they only used ten of them
before the expiration date! They had to throw out two whole eggs they
paid for and didn't get to eat them! HA HA HA!"
I'll be expecting news updates and cackles of glee the next time Groat
can't find a matching pair of socks in the morning, or loses a nickel
down a storm drain. I eagerly await this and other major fandom news. :X)
: So again, right about what? Who gives a crud, really?
Um, nobody but Mr. Hairpiece, apparently. But hey, freedom of speech
means he gets to show us repeatedly how petty he is. And freedom of
listenage means we get to wander off while he's in the middle of talking
and go listen to Prairie Home Companion instead of hearing the rest of
his rant-in-progress, if we want. Woohoo. :X)
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"Dr. Cat" <c...@sullivan.realtime.net> wrote:
> PlanetFur <cb...@dragonmagic.net> wrote:
> : So what? They're easy enough to replicate should he need to. Perhaps
> : he didn't need them? Who knows?
>
> One does have to wonder how likely it is that a black and white, small
> circulation independent comic in a little niche market, published years
> and years ago, might be to ever have any need for another print run.
>
> No, actually one doesn't have to wonder. For one thing, it's obviously
> very unlikley. And for another thing, if one doesn't know, there's still
> no need to really wonder unless one is Groat-obsessed (like Mr. Hurt-please).
Not Groat-obsessed. Just Groat-entertained.
>
> And yes, if by some miracle there were demand for another 1000 copies
> of each early issue of Ret Shetland in the future, he could always do his
> best job of reconstructing them from the production copies
That would involve Jimbo actually lifting a finger.
- just like the
> Little Nemo in Slumberland reprint books, the Krazy Kat reprint books, the
> Complete Crumb, and many reprints of individual comic books have had to do.
> The quality might be lower, and the labor involved higher - but again it's
> a rather moot point, as I doubt he'll ever reprint those issues anyway.
>
> The magnitude of this bad news is small, and yet it brings joy to one
> so-called "person" out there, Mr. Herpes.
That's TWO cheap-ass plays on my last name. Wonder what new one Dr. Crap
will pull out of his ass next?
>
> "Groat and his wife bought a dozen eggs, but they only used ten of them
> before the expiration date! They had to throw out two whole eggs they
> paid for and didn't get to eat them! HA HA HA!"
Better still, "Groat bought a dozen eggs and used only ten before the
expiration date. Jimbo said "Who cares?" and ate the other two that were
spoiled and DIED! HA HA HA!"
>
> I'll be expecting news updates and cackles of glee the next time Groat
> can't find a matching pair of socks in the morning, or loses a nickel
> down a storm drain. I eagerly await this and other major fandom news. :X)
Well, if watching an oaf fuckhimself up the ass and lose 99.9% of his
ability to print back issues isn't news? What is?
>
> : So again, right about what? Who gives a crud, really?
>
> Um, nobody but Mr. Hairpiece, apparently.
That was quite a retarded play on my name, so I can only grant you one
quarter of a point with that one.
> But hey, freedom of speech
> means he gets to show us repeatedly how petty he is. And freedom of
> listenage means we get to wander off while he's in the middle of talking
> and go listen to Prairie Home Companion instead of hearing the rest of
> his rant-in-progress, if we want. Woohoo. :X)
>
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