FILK: Dire "Straights"?

[Gabriel Gentile]

I decided to crack open a few of my old sketchbooks today. Ah, the memories!
Including this one filk I wrote to the tune of "Money For Nothing" by Dire
Straits;

I want M-i-i-i-i-i.....
I wan Minverva Mink.....
I want M-i-i-i-i-i.....
I wan Minverva Mink.....
I want M-i-i-i-i-i.....
I wan Minverva Mink.....

Now lookit them fanboys
That's no way to do it
They blow their bankrolls on Minerva Mink
That ain't workin'
That's the way they do it
Money ain't nothin' when yer chick's furry

Now they ain't workin'
They still get allowance
Lemme tell ya, them fans is dumb
Maybe in the bathroom with their little fingers
Maybe in the bathroom with their thumbs

We gots to do a bunch of commissions
Custom sketches, origina-a-a-a-al works
We gots to do some disgustin' spooge-shots
For a bunch of bondage je-e-e-e-e-erks

The little furgot with the collar and the tail
"Yeah baby, let's go and yiff"
That little furgot carries no protection
That little furgot, he gonna wind up stiff

We gots to do a bunch of commissions
Custom sketches, origina-a-a-a-al works
We gots to do some disgustin' spooge-shots
For a bunch of bondage je-e-e-e-e-erks

I shoulda thought up Medicine Sheilds
I shoulda thought up Jack Salem
Look at that 'stylers tryin' to freak out the mundanes
Man... You can have 'im!

And they're out there... What the?
How much did you bid?
It's obvious yer livin' well beyonf yer means
Aw, that ain't workin'
That's no way to do it
But yer money ain't nothin' when yer chick's furry

Money ain't nothin'... When yer chick's furry
Money ain't nothin'... When yer chick's furry
Money ain't nothin'... When yer chick's furry

I want M-i-i-i-i-i.....
I wan Minverva Mink.....
I want M-i-i-i-i-i.....
I wan Minverva Mink.....
I want M-i-i-i-i-i.....
I wan Minverva Mink.....