ATTENTION WANDERER: Don't send me personal e-mails

[Oliver]

It's creepy, you don't know me and I'm not interested in being your
friend.

[thesaprophyte]

Oliver wrote:
> It's creepy, you don't know me and I'm not interested in being your
> friend.

(Sound of rubber band snapping)

(Puts on best little Sam Kinison voice)

Ya see that little bit in the "from" header right after your name?
That's your e-mail address genius.

If don't want people e-mailing you, DON'T USE YOUR REAL E-MAIL ADDRESS!

AHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Oliver]

I'll do something even easier: after 8 years posting to AFF, I'll just fucking STOP.

You, Snuffy and Wanderer have fun, you cunts!

[thesaprophyte]

Oliver wrote:
> I'll do something even easier: after 8 years posting to AFF, I'll just fucking STOP.
>
> You, Snuffy and Wanderer have fun, you cunts!
>

Like recognizes like.

If you've been around that long, then you should remember it's the
primary means of private communication around here instead of acting all
pissy and put out and making a public issue of it like one of the
Juvenile delinquents on the image sites. (and topping it off with a
stereotypical ragequit to boot)

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[James Rau]

On Wed, 14 Mar 2012 15:35:30 -0700 (PDT), Oliver
<oaco...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>I'll do something even easier: after 8 years posting to AFF, I'll just fucking STOP.

As if you'll be missed... :-)

James R

[§nühw¤£f]

God I miss that dude...he was my fav comic back in his heyday.

DUDE SPOKE DA TROOF!

<nods>

I think this guy is his likely successor though:
Mike DeStefano...
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_DeStefano>

Unfortunately...he too is *dead*...something about being so fucking
accurate in ones assessment of the human condition.
Hmmmmmmmmmm...existential angst rising to the
fore...must...drink...COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though...think about all the really fucking great stand-up
comics who have died young. Its bizarre.

THOSE
LUCKY
BASTARDS

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[§nühw¤£f]

Oliver wrote:
> I'll do something even easier: after 8 years posting to AFF, I'll just fucking STOP.
>
> You, Snuffy and Wanderer have fun, you cunts!
>

Promises promises. Your mouth says "no" but your eyes say, yes yes!

FYI Chuck aka Wanderererer is a flaming GAYLORD.

Pass it on.

^_^

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[Chance Furlong]

On 3/14/12 5:35 PM, Oliver wrote:

> I'll do something even easier: after 8 years posting to alt.fan.furry, I'll just fucking stop.

>
> You, Snuffy and Wanderer have fun, you cunts!

You two girls kiss and make up.

[William Earl Haskell]

§nühw¤Łf wrote:

>
> Seriously though...think about all the really fucking great stand-up
> comics who have died young. Its bizarre.
>

Maybe it's like the situation in Watchmen, only instead of one Comedian
being taken out it's all of them ;__;

BTW what a nostalgia trip this thread is, sorta like the good(?) old
days when Random & his merry crew turned their flamethrowers on full and
had at each other in this very place.

OK

[§nühw¤£f]

Its dead, Jim.

Bones comment on the death of Usenet...

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[Inkan1969]

On Wednesday, March 14, 2012 6:35:30 PM UTC-4, Oliver wrote:
> I'll do something even easier: after 8 years posting to AFF, I'll just fucking STOP.
>
> You, Snuffy and Wanderer have fun, you cunts!

Don't slam the door on your tail on your way out....

- Inkan1969

[Wanderer]

My apologies. I didn't think my response to your post was something
everyone wanted to read, so I sent it privately. I shall not do so again.

For the curious: This was about the magazine writer who's a hyena. I'm
slowly educating the man about the furry fandom; he thought it was all about
plush toys.

Wish me luck!

And, Oliver? Responding to a private e-mail in public is Bad Form. Please
try to avoid doing so in future. As for what's "creepy" about talking to
the person who wrote the post? I'll just take your word for it.

Yours with an expression on wry,

The wolfish,

Wanderer

Where am I going? I don't quite know.
What does it matter *where* people go?
Down to the woods where the bluebells grow!
Anywhere! Anywhere! *I* don't know!
-- a. a. milne, *On A Spring Day*

"Oliver" <oaco...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:351df2d7-8205-4fd9...@p13g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...

> It's creepy, you don't know me and I'm not interested in being your
> friend.

--- Posted via news://freenews.netfront.net/ - Complaints to ne...@netfront.net ---

[Wanderer]

Come now, Snuh. If I was gay, I wouldn't still be a virgin. You know that
better than I do.

"§nühw¤Łf" <snuh...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid> wrote in message
news:5ceea90441b501a1...@tioat.net...

[§nühw¤£f]

Wanderer wrote:
> Come now, Snuh. If I was gay, I wouldn't still be a virgin. You know that
> better than I do.
>

<blink>

Day-am! You'll post anything huh?
Protip: find a understanding hooker...and stop top-posting.
(it makes you look like a VIRGIN)

[thesaprophyte]

§nühw¤Łf wrote:
> Wanderer wrote:
>> Come now, Snuh. If I was gay, I wouldn't still be a virgin. You know
>> that better than I do.
>>
> <blink>
>
> Day-am! You'll post anything huh?
> Protip: find a understanding hooker...and stop top-posting.
> (it makes you look like a VIRGIN)

Awesome power top joke opportunity: missed!

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The Saprophyte
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[§ñühwö£f]

Because nobody knows wtf yer on about?

<nods>

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[thesaprophyte]

§ñühwö£f wrote:
> thesaprophyte wrote:

>> §nühw¤£f wrote:
>>> Wanderer wrote:
>>>> Come now, Snuh. If I was gay, I wouldn't still be a virgin. You
>>>> know that better than I do.
>>>>
>>> <blink>
>>>
>>> Day-am! You'll post anything huh?
>>> Protip: find a understanding hooker...and stop top-posting.
>>> (it makes you look like a VIRGIN)
>>
>> Awesome power top joke opportunity: missed!
>>
>
> Because nobody knows wtf yer on about?
>
> <nods>
>

Don't be so hard on yourself.

[§nühw¤£f]

I'm not, Mr. Obscure Culture Reference.

^_^

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[Oliver]

Do make Wanderer angry, Snuffy. You'll find him most amusing when he's angry. It's like Walt Whitman on crack. Pretend to be a transsexual Christiophobe called Samantha, that should you it.

Then you can fuck off too.

You cunt.

YOU CUNTS!!!

[thesaprophyte]

§nühw¤Łf wrote:

> I'm not, Mr. Obscure Culture Reference.
>
> ^_^
>

"Obscure cultural reference"?

You really need to get out more snuh.

[§nühw¤£f]

Sure, blame the victim.

[thesaprophyte]

§nühw¤£f wrote:
> thesaprophyte wrote:

>> §nühw¤£f wrote:
>>
>>> I'm not, Mr. Obscure Culture Reference.
>>>
>>> ^_^
>>>
>>
>>
>> "Obscure cultural reference"?
>>
>> You really need to get out more snuh.
>
> Sure, blame the victim.
>

You're feeling victimized? Well then my work here is done.

(kisses nearest horse morph and rides off into the sunset)

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The Saprophyte
--

[§ñühwö£f]

thesaprophyte wrote:
> §nühw¤£f wrote:
>> thesaprophyte wrote:
>>> §nühw¤£f wrote:
>>>
>>>> I'm not, Mr. Obscure Culture Reference.
>>>>
>>>> ^_^
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Obscure cultural reference"?
>>>
>>> You really need to get out more snuh.
>>
>> Sure, blame the victim.
>>
>
> You're feeling victimized? Well then my work here is done.
>
> (kisses nearest horse morph and rides off into the sunset)
>

Well at least you made Oliver happy :)

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[Wanderer]

"§nühw¤Łf" wrote in message
news:2d8626ceb43632fb...@tioat.net...

>thesaprophyte wrote:
>> §ńühwöŁf wrote:
>>> thesaprophyte wrote:

>>>> §nühw¤Łf wrote:
>>>>> Wanderer wrote:
>>>>>> Come now, Snuh. If I was gay, I wouldn't still be a virgin. You
>>>>>> know that better than I do.
>>>>>>
>>>>> <blink>
>>>>>
>>>>> Day-am! You'll post anything huh?
>>>>> Protip: find a understanding hooker...and stop top-posting.
>>>>> (it makes you look like a VIRGIN)
>>>>
>>>> Awesome power top joke opportunity: missed!
>>>>
>>>
>>> Because nobody knows wtf yer on about?
>>>
>>> <nods>
>>>
>>
>>
>> Don't be so hard on yourself.
>
>I'm not, Mr. Obscure Culture Reference.
>
>^_^
>

Snuh, that reference was about as obscure as a billboard. And when the
42-year-old virgin gets the raunchy joke before you do... well, there's just
not much more to say.

[§ñühwö£f]

Shut up or I'll punch you right in your cunt.

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[thesaprophyte]

So, snuh, do you often imagine wanderer with female genitalia?

--
The Saprophyte
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[§ñühwö£f]

Who's imagining?

:)

[thesaprophyte]

An interesting conclusion. Clearly you've devoted considerable thought
to wanderer's genitals.

--
The Saprophyte
--

[§ñühwö£f]

Clealy, sir. I hace. You should have seen the piccy Chucky poasted to
alt.horror.werewolves of his "beard"!

[Nigel Ratburn]

On 5/28/12 1:55 PM, ���hw��f wrote:

> Clearly, sir, I have. You should have seen the picture Chucky posted to
> alt.horror.werewolves of his "beard!"

I corrected your grammar. Take a remedial grammar course.

[§ñühwö£f]

Nigel Ratburn wrote:

> On 5/28/12 1:55 PM, §ñühwö£f wrote:
>
>> Clearly, sir, I have. You should have seen the picture Chucky posted to
>> alt.horror.werewolves of his "beard!"
>

> I corrected your grammar. Take a<SLAP>

No.

[Wanderer]

You needn't have bothered. Correcting Snuhwolf is rather like pulling
crabgrass; easy to do, but never done.

It's funny, though... I never posted pics to alt.horror.werewolves (as best
I remember), so I'm not sure who he's misremembering as me. Makes me wonder
who should be mad at him.

"Nigel Ratburn" wrote in message
news:aI2dnR34gaYl01nS...@giganews.com...

On 5/28/12 1:55 PM, §ñühwö£f wrote:

> Clearly, sir, I have. You should have seen the picture Chucky posted to
> alt.horror.werewolves of his "beard!"

I corrected your grammar. Take a remedial grammar course.

[Tardis42]

less top posting would make people pay more attention
--
Lee

[§ñühwö£f]

Wanderer wrote:
> You needn't have bothered. Correcting Snuhwolf is rather like pulling
> crabgrass; easy to do, but never done.
>
> It's funny, though... I never posted pics to alt.horror.werewolves (as
> best I remember), so I'm not sure who he's misremembering as me. Makes
> me wonder who should be mad at him.
>

Then you'd better getta check up from the neck-up, Chuck. You were
working as a cashier/clerk at a convenience store and you posted a piccy
of you with your "beard". (shades of Fidel!) That was right before you
regaled us with your tale of "how you thwarted the robber" that tried to
hold you up. At any rate Chucky, old bean, perhaps you'd be better able
to remember things if they were *true* to begin with :)

[Wanderer]

> "§ñühwö£f" wrote in message news:js7rst$fcp$1...@dont-email.me...

> Wanderer wrote:
> > You needn't have bothered. Correcting Snuhwolf is rather like pulling
> > crabgrass; easy to do, but never done.
> >
> > It's funny, though... I never posted pics to alt.horror.werewolves (as
> > best I remember), so I'm not sure who he's misremembering as me. Makes
> > me wonder who should be mad at him.
> >
> Then you'd better getta check up from the neck-up, Chuck. You were working
> as a cashier/clerk at a convenience store and you posted a piccy of you
> with your "beard". (shades of Fidel!) That was right before you regaled us
> with your tale of "how you thwarted the robber" that tried to hold you up.
> At any rate Chucky, old bean, perhaps you'd be better able to remember
> things if they were *true* to begin with :)
>

Snuh, out of 6.5 robberies (the .5 being the guy who was "just joking"...
the police found him as "funny" as I did), I have never once claimed I
"thwarted" any of them. Not only was I under orders to hand over the money
when prompted, but some of those guys were *nuts*! In order:

First two robberies were the same guys, a year apart. (Easy to spot; same
voice, same skin tone on the hands. They sprang for a Halloween mask on the
second one, a "Grey".)

Next robber walked in through a door I'd just locked (and don't think I was
quiet when asking my manager about THAT; apparently he hadn't thought to
mention the damage a burglar had done to the doorframe) and started robbing
me. (Real nutcase, shouting and screaming at me. Was arrested for drunk
and disorderly before the warrant was out on the robbery.)

Next one left me flinching for a few months, since he responded to "Is there
anything I can get you?" with "Yeah, all the money in the register."

Next was the guy who was dumb enough to leave a perfect set of fingerprints
on the large cups atop the soda fountain. (I wish all robbers were so
obliging.) I locked the doors, took the first ten cups off the top (without
touching the one he'd replaced) and put them on the counter for
fingerprinting.

Next was the .5; about the time I surreptitiously pressed the silent alarm,
he laughed and said he was "just joking" before walking out. If I'd had
something heavy to hit him with...

Then came the guy with a gun. Okay, it turned out to be a starter pistol
when they apprehended him. Not that it makes a difference under Texas law.

That's all of them, Snuh, and not a single "thwart" among them. So now
you've accused me of TWO things I've never done. Going to go for the
trifecta and make up something else to accuse me of doing?

Oh, wait, you already did: LYING.

You're entitled to form your own opinion, Snuh, not invent your own facts.
Go back and reread what I actually posted before you make yourself look even
more stupid than you already did.

Yours with a much better memory than YOU seem to have,

The honest,

Wanderer

(P.S.: Seriously, "thwart"? You need some new comic books.)

[§ñühwö£f]

Wanderer wrote:
>> "§ńühwöŁf" wrote in message news:js7rst$fcp$1...@dont-email.me...

Yeah, word on the street is y'all will even hang the retarded and wimmen
folk!

> That's all of them, Snuh, and not a single "thwart" among them. So now
> you've accused me of TWO things I've never done. Going to go for the
> trifecta and make up something else to accuse me of doing?
>

Heh...I didnt remember the *details* of your singular account of an
experience you'd had but as it seems memory did *not* serve, I vaguely
recalled you as a werewolf hero and not a victim :)
So apparently I was wrong and willingly admit it.

> Oh, wait, you already did: LYING.
>

People confabulate on usenet? Whatever next?

> You're entitled to form your own opinion, Snuh, not invent your own
> facts. Go back and reread what I actually posted before you make
> yourself look even more stupid than you already did.
>

I gave up on how others viewed me long ago. You should try it; its quite
liberating :)

> Yours with a much better memory than YOU seem to have,
>
> The honest,
>
> Wanderer
>
> (P.S.: Seriously, "thwart"? You need some new comic books.)
>

Avast ye scurrilous shapeshifter! I'll keel-haul ye!

;)

P.S. I do believe you could turn your clerking experiences into some
were-related fiction with a bit of effort.

[Wanderer]

"§ñühwö£f" wrote in message news:jsd05u$kfe$1...@dont-email.me...

>
> Yeah, word on the street is y'all will even hang the retarded and wimmen
> folk!

Only for murder. Wouldn't want to be accused of not treating them equally,
after all.

> Heh...I didnt remember the *details* of your singular account of an
> experience you'd had but as it seems memory did *not* serve, I vaguely
> recalled you as a werewolf hero and not a victim :)
> So apparently I was wrong and willingly admit it.

(blink)

Snuhwolf... admitted... he was wrong.

(looks out the window to see if there are four horsemen outside...)

;)

> > (P.S.: Seriously, "thwart"? You need some new comic books.)
> >
> Avast ye scurrilous shapeshifter! I'll keel-haul ye!
>
> ;)

(shakes head, smiling)

>
> P.S. I do believe you could turn your clerking experiences into some
> were-related fiction with a bit of effort.
>

(shrug) I don't get much chance to write. What with taking care of my
sister's kids since she lost her leg, babysitting for the neighbors to bring
in some money and dealing with the reality of being broke, unemployed and
living in the back room of an arguing married couple for what may be the
rest of my life... well, the few times I get uninterrupted quiet time, I
don't feel like writing.

I suppose you *might* have been mixing up the robberies with either the pit
bull story (admittedly I didn't know it was a pit bull when I won the
dominance contest) or the time I ran into a burning building because someone
was inside. (To be fair, only the awning and the sign were burning.) I do
get to be a hero once in a long while, after all. I'm pretty sure it wasn't
the Dallas Cowboys Victory Parade Riot story; since that one has a guardian
angel in it, I just get called "arrogant" by some atheists. (I fail to
understand why being led around by the nose and frightened half to death is
supposed to make me better than them...)

Yours in need of an antidepressant,

The woebegone,

Wanderer

[§ñühwö£f]

Wanderer wrote:
> "§ńühwöŁf" wrote in message news:jsd05u$kfe$1...@dont-email.me...

>>
>> Yeah, word on the street is y'all will even hang the retarded and wimmen
>> folk!
>
> Only for murder. Wouldn't want to be accused of not treating them equally,
> after all.
>

Not a fan of capital punishment but...alrighty then!

>> Heh...I didnt remember the *details* of your singular account of an
>> experience you'd had but as it seems memory did *not* serve, I vaguely
>> recalled you as a werewolf hero and not a victim :)
>> So apparently I was wrong and willingly admit it.
>
> (blink)
>
> Snuhwolf... admitted... he was wrong.
>
> (looks out the window to see if there are four horsemen outside...)
>
> ;)
>

You might want to print it out and frame it :)

>> > (P.S.: Seriously, "thwart"? You need some new comic books.)
>> >
>> Avast ye scurrilous shapeshifter! I'll keel-haul ye!
>>
>> ;)
>
> (shakes head, smiling)
>
>>
>> P.S. I do believe you could turn your clerking experiences into some
>> were-related fiction with a bit of effort.
>>
>
> (shrug) I don't get much chance to write. What with taking care of my
> sister's kids since she lost her leg,

Yikes! Condolences, certainly.

> babysitting for the neighbors to
> bring
> in some money and dealing with the reality of being broke, unemployed and
> living in the back room of an arguing married couple for what may be the
> rest of my life... well, the few times I get uninterrupted quiet time, I
> don't feel like writing.
>

Try drinking coffee. It's fueling my writing right now :)

> I suppose you *might* have been mixing up the robberies with either the pit
> bull story (admittedly I didn't know it was a pit bull when I won the
> dominance contest) or the time I ran into a burning building because
> someone
> was inside.

That's a new one to me.

> (To be fair, only the awning and the sign were burning.) I do
> get to be a hero once in a long while, after all. I'm pretty sure it
> wasn't
> the Dallas Cowboys Victory Parade Riot story; since that one has a guardian
> angel in it, I just get called "arrogant" by some atheists. (I fail to
> understand why being led around by the nose and frightened half to death is
> supposed to make me better than them...)
>

You have plenty of experiences to turn into fictional accounts. Now you
just need some time management skills and a burning desire to create!

> Yours in need of an antidepressant,
>
> The woebegone,
>
> Wanderer

Buck up Chuck. My situation is bleak as well: no "job", living with
parents, both quite elderly, one has Alzheimers. So creative writing is
my escape pod. I'll post another of my pulp fictions for yer
entertainments :)