Fox Addiction...
Lycan
Oh I have...
I came up with a thought about how one becomes "A Fox Addict"
To quote...
"She didn't brush you with her tail did she?"
"Yes, why, is that important?"
"Oh man, you've been infected. Once a fox brushes you with it's tail,
you're a slave to it's wants and desires..."
"Wow... Perhaps I shouldn't have invited her to see the family..."
Unquote...
Urrg! One slip and down the hole you go...
Lycan ;)=
(Who's up to 7 foxes a day now... And they only come in six packs!)
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> Have you ever wondered about the mystic attraction of foxes?
>
> Oh I have...
>
> I came up with a thought about how one becomes "A Fox Addict"
>
neat furry animal, but about 2 months ago I was driving down a country lane
when a red fox jumped across the road ahead of me. I drove to the spot where
I saw him, and sure enough, there he (she?) was, sitting on a bank about 5
feet from my car, staring at me in the eyes. It was really an overwhelming
experience- not to anthropomorphize it, but the fox was regarding me with an
almost certain look of suspicious curiosity. I sat there in the road for about
two more minutes before it turned tail (literally) and slowly crossed a farmer's
feild. They really are beautiful animals, and they don't have to carry guns or
have big tits to awe inspire me. :-)
>
Cybear
Y'know, we've got to start working on a cure for this 'Fox Addiction' thing
for poor Lycan.
I hear they've been doing wonderful things with electro-shock therapy...
<evil, evil grin>
Cybear
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>Y'know, we've got to start working on a cure for this 'Fox Addiction' thing
>for poor Lycan.
>I hear they've been doing wonderful things with electro-shock therapy...
><evil, evil grin>
Why? Just because a few of us find the little cousins cute?
Dennis Lee Bieber KD6MOG (Wulfraed)
D.Bi...@GEnie.GEIS.com (Email preference)
DBi...@Delphi.com
Lycan
J.>In article <1994Apr2.2...@tyrell.net>, ly...@tyrell.net
J.>(Lycan) writes:
J.>> Have you ever wondered about the mystic attraction of foxes?
J.>> Oh I have...
J.>> I came up with a thought about how one becomes "A Fox Addict"
J.>I can see where it would happen. I used to just think of them as
J.>another neat furry animal, but about 2 months ago I was driving down a
J.>country lane when a red fox jumped across the road ahead of me.
They seem to be very plentiful here in KC Missouri, I often see em
crossing the road as a red or brown streak. It also saddens me when I see
on as a road kill. Just last week I saw a rather large fluffy one in
relative good condition, I though I should have picked it up and had it
stuffed and mounted. But, I was late for work, and not quite sure I'd be
comfortable with a fox carcass in my beadroom...
J.>feild. They really are beautiful animals, and they don't have to
J.>carry guns or have big tits to awe inspire me. :-)
Yeah, but it helps! ;)=
Ok, not big tits, typical oriental breasts are quite well fine by me, I
don't need to be smothered, just something that I could nurse upon! ;)=
Lycan ;)=
Lycan
C >Y'know, we've got to start working on a cure for this 'Fox Addiction'
C >thing for poor Lycan.
C >I hear they've been doing wonderful things with electro-shock
C >therapy... <evil, evil grin>
C >Cybear
Just as long as I get a Case of Tiller Beer afterwards! You know the Beer
that made Boise Famous! The Beer for those that can't taste the
Difference!
I fear there is no cure, only to support my habbits and pray to the
Ghoddess of Fur for another fox in the morning. This is a shame, I don't
think F.A. could help me, I'm already suffering from Vulpis Regressi and
not sure I wanna go back to the way I was.
I'm curios though, has anyone besides me tried to get help from a
psychologist? I did once when I was feeling REALLY DOWN, I had the bottle
of Prozac and a pint of Jack Daniels out and was gonna solve everything in
one fail swoop. Then in my drunken and wacked out stupor, I realized I
needed to speak to someone outside of my normal day life, dug out the
phonebook and tried to get the "Life Crisis Center", I got the "Utah Tax
Authority!" Just my luck... I ended up calling the Counseler at a
Psychiartic hospital and poured my sole out to him. Even told him about
Lisa, and I qoute, "Listen to this doc, I'm in love with a creature that
can't possibly exist. She's this wonderfull five foot fox woman..." I
mistakenly hit the on/off button of the phone and when I tried to
reconnect, the secretary said he had left... I guess having
anthropomorphic critter romances are a bit much for normal psychology to
handle? ;)=
It seems that he's not going be able to write that thesis on Furversion
afterall...
So, you're crazy, and if you relize that you are crazy, does that make you
any less crazy, or perhaps more?
Hmmm... I still wonder...
And _if_ furversion is a mental illness, would you want it to be cured?
(Personaly, I wouldn't, I'm having too much fun in my dreams...)
Someone said on GEnie's BeastieBoard that my dreams of this Lisa might be
a form of communication from afar, perhaps another dimension, beconing me
to join her. And I've read that psychotic can see things in a different
light that non-psychotics, which might explain the alternate dimension
communication theory... Weird... But thats ME!
Hmm, what I need is a Furry Psychology 101 class... Wait a sec, Wicked
Lester had to take Criminal Psychology, didn't she Red. Let her pick
apart my brain! (And when should I be over for the Neck Rubbing
ceremony?)
Lycan ;)=
(That Nut down the net...)
Bryan Feir
>Y'know, we've got to start working on a cure for this 'Fox Addiction' thing
>for poor Lycan.
Hmmm... Dronon? You still got any pamphlets for the 'Foxes Anonymous'
clinic? Sounds like just the thing here...
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at breakfast, soon you find yourself sneaking in a vixen while your at work.
It's a viscous cycle.
But who would want to cure it :)
Fenris
Richard Chandler
writes:
At Philcon in '92, Jeremy Kidd and I came up with the vixen song, based on
the Tigger song.
The wonderful thing about vixens
Is vixens are wonderful things.
The Tops are covered in Leather.
The Bottoms are hanging in slings.
They make flouncy jouncy bouncy-bouncy.
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
But the most wonderful thing about vixens is
There's always more than one.
(We'd been commenting on the prevalence of vixens on FurryMuck).
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Travis Greatorex
> In article <1994Apr2.2...@tyrell.net>, ly...@tyrell.net (Lycan) write
> > Have you ever wondered about the mystic attraction of foxes?
> >
> > Oh I have...
> >
> > I came up with a thought about how one becomes "A Fox Addict"
> >
> I can see where it would happen. I used to just think of them as another
> neat furry animal, but about 2 months ago I was driving down a country lane
> when a red fox jumped across the road ahead of me. I drove to the spot where
> I saw him, and sure enough, there he (she?) was, sitting on a bank about 5
> feet from my car, staring at me in the eyes. It was really an overwhelming
> experience- not to anthropomorphize it, but the fox was regarding me with an
> almost certain look of suspicious curiosity. I sat there in the road for abou
> two more minutes before it turned tail (literally) and slowly crossed a farme
> feild. They really are beautiful animals, and they don't have to carry guns o
> have big tits to awe inspire me. :-)
I agree fully with you. Though I have seen many gifs depicting
voluptuous anthropomorphic vulpinoids, and am presently in the process of
making a series of anthrompomorphic pictures, I still think that, in
general, the fox is a beautiful animal. It seems that tthe fox is almost
the ninja of the forest (NOTE: I say ALMOST!!!). One of the more
interesting species of fox is the grey fox, who will climb a tree to
escape enimies, catch prey, or for no apparent reason at all.
Just thought I'd add a little educational material to this
discussion, but I'm sure none of you care.
TTFN
TORUS
Sandi Wilkinson
Gee Lycan, with all this talk about foxes a weasel could get jealous.
Hee hee hee! Wicked did take Criminal psych - do you think it would
apply? I dunno.... She changed her major though; now she majoring in
Oceanography. I don't know exactly what that is, but when I asked if it
had to do with knowing the names of every character in THE LITTLE
MERMAID she told me that had nothing to do with it. Go figure.
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Speaking of vixens, has anyone else seen the new Tank Vixens?
It wasn't my copy, I swear! They slipped it in my bag at the comic shop.
Yeah, that's the ticket! They did it to me! Anyway, the artwork and
story continued to be hilarious (especially the profile at the end!),
but I can definitely see it going *behind* the counter.
-john-
Tony_Lee...@cup.portal.com
>They really are beautiful animals, and they don't have to carry guns or
>have big tits to awe inspire me. :-)
I saw a fox yesterday, which is very unusual in central Texas. In fact,
I've never had a good look at one before, just a very rare flash of an
orange tail disappearing into the underbrush. But this one was out in the
open, in a field where cows were grazing nearby. The fox seemed like it
was stalking some small animals, and ignored me as I drove by.
He better learn to be more careful. This part of the country is populated
mainly with hillbillies who will shoot anything that moves -- especially
if it's something they consider rare or exotic.
Dave Bell
RC> At Philcon in '92, Jeremy Kidd and I came up with the vixen song,
RC> based on the Tigger song.
Nice song. Now, what would the cartoon look like? :)
Dave
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Fenris G
<B7P...@MUSICB.MCGILL.CA> writes:
Foxes Anonymous prefers that its patients admit themselves
voluntarily into our Detox program, and we do not endorse
kidnapping. However, speaking personally, concerned friends of
Lycan might want to consider the possibility.
So is this one of those 12 step programs??? Lycan can already turn into a fox
if he wants to, he's a shape shifter after all.
Fenris :)
F W Fox
| In article <cybearCn...@netcom.com>, Cybear <cyb...@netcom.com> wrote:
| >Y'know, we've got to start working on a cure for this 'Fox Addiction' thing
| >for poor Lycan.
|
| Hmmm... Dronon? You still got any pamphlets for the 'Foxes Anonymous'
| clinic? Sounds like just the thing here...
|
The nearest thing I can suggest is alt.animals.foxes (blatant plug, I know)
Perhaps if Lycan posts something there, we can help him through this most
trying time of life, ie. the rest of it =)
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> -=> Quoting Richard Chandler to All <=-
>
> RC> At Philcon in '92, Jeremy Kidd and I came up with the vixen song,
> RC> based on the Tigger song.
>
> Nice song. Now, what would the cartoon look like? :)
I don't know, but I'd LOVE to find out....
Eric A. Schwartz
Travis Greatorex <to...@linear.mv.com> wrote:
>jeolo...@miavx3.mid.muohio.edu writes:
>
>> In article <1994Apr2.2...@tyrell.net>, ly...@tyrell.net (Lycan) write
>> > Have you ever wondered about the mystic attraction of foxes?
>> >
>> > Oh I have...
>> >
>> > I came up with a thought about how one becomes "A Fox Addict"
>> >
>> I can see where it would happen. I used to just think of them as another
>> neat furry animal, but about 2 months ago I was driving down a country lane
>> when a red fox jumped across the road ahead of me. I drove to the spot where
>> I saw him, and sure enough, there he (she?) was, sitting on a bank about 5
>> feet from my car, staring at me in the eyes. It was really an overwhelming
>> experience- not to anthropomorphize it, but the fox was regarding me with an
>> almost certain look of suspicious curiosity. I sat there in the road for abou
>> two more minutes before it turned tail (literally) and slowly crossed a farme
>> feild. They really are beautiful animals, and they don't have to carry guns o
>> have big tits to awe inspire me. :-)
>
first aired on Tiny Toon Adventures, Roxy got me on a fox kick for some
time. Anyway, the night that ep aired, I finished my homework around
midnight but wasn't the least bit sleepy, so I decided on a little
roadtrip to Vermont. Not for any reason, just to get out and drive
somewhere in the dark. Anyway, just as I went farther up Rt. 7 than
I'd ever been before, a fox ran across the road right in front of me.
He or she was an absolutely gorgeous specimen, a bright flame orange
with well defined markings, and the fox stopped right in front of me
and turned to stare. I know he was probably just looking at my
headlights, but it felt like he was staring right at me. Maybe he
was, because...
The next time I went on a trip to Vermont and back in the middle of
the night, I again saw a fox at exactly the same place, who stopped
crossing the road to stare as I stopped to avoid hitting him.
Unfortunately, I haven't had time to drive two hours for no reason
lately, so I haven't been back since then to see if 'my' fox
is still there waiting for me.
> Just thought I'd add a little educational material to this
>discussion, but I'm sure none of you care.
>
Wrong.
E.S.
Lycan
M >At Philcon in '92, Jeremy Kidd and I came up with the vixen song,
M >based on the Tigger song.
M >The wonderful thing about vixens
M >Is vixens are wonderful things.
M >The Tops are covered in Leather.
M >The Bottoms are hanging in slings.
M >(We'd been commenting on the prevalence of vixens on FurryMuck).
I love it! Beats my warping of Orb's Adventures Beyond the Ultraworld's
"Little Fluffy Clouds"
And I quote...
"And we lived in Arizona, the streets had little fluffy vixens..."
"Oh they were long, and beautiful..."
"Lit-Lit-Lit-Little Fluffy Vixens..."
You would have to be familiure with the song to understand the warpedness
of it...
Lycan ;)=
Lycan
W >Gee Lycan, with all this talk about foxes a weasel could get
W >jealous.
Well, I did say, "Not'n says loving like a Weasel in your pants..."
Did you hear that it is a form of punnishment! Yepp, for I believe
stealing, you get two hungry Ferrets droped into your pants! Leave it to
the French to come up with something as kinky as that! ;)=
W >Hee hee hee! Wicked did take Criminal psych - do you think it would
W >apply?
Prolly, I have some criminal tendancys... Mostly the the theft of time!
And I know she was _REALY_ into psychotics...
W >I dunno.... She changed her major though; now she majoring in
W >Oceanography. I don't know exactly what that is, but when I asked if
W >it had to do with knowing the names of every character in THE LITTLE
W >MERMAID she told me that had nothing to do with it. Go figure.
She lies!
Thats the first year in Oceanography! You gotta know about Ariel,
Sebastian... Hmmm, well I flunked... Soo bad with names...
So when am I supposed to rub your's and Wicked's necks as you telecompute
across the nation...
Lycan ;)=
(Dedicated Love-Slave to Weasels and Foxes...)
("What can I say, it's a Furvert thing...")
Lycan
B> Well, I don't currently have any of the promotional pamphlets
B>since the demand slowed, but I can always make more. From Lycan's
B>message, it sounds like he's a fairly far-gone case. He is
B>evidently aware of his condition, but unsure as to whether he should
B>do something about it.
My Qat friend gave me a pamphlet, he thinks I've got a serious problem
with it. I understand his concern, but I'm not the one that has 6
packages of animal bedding outside my house...
I would check myself in, but I'm not sure if my Health Insurance would
cover treatments, I had a battle over NicoDerm, and it didn't work too
well thru fur! And my Co-Pay, Ick... A long term stay would kill me in
the long run...
I just couldn't afford treatments if I had to do it out of pocket.
B>If he is suffering from Vulpis Regressi, it could mean one of three
B>things.
B>1) He trying to cut down his addiction to foxes.
B>2) He is being forced to cut down his addiction to foxes due to external
B> constraints (e.g. financial, social). Or
B>3) his addiction to foxes has progessed to the point where his
B> body's addiction has passed his ability to take foxes fast enough.
Life in the Fox Lane... Financial it is... A six pack of foxes cost over
$35! When you're using over 7 a day you can see where the money goes.
I've taken out loans to keep my habbit going, nasty intrest rates that
makes your fur stand on end... It's so expensive that I am force to live
with my mother, for one that is 28 years old still relying on his 'mommy'
to feed him and take care of him. Sometimes I take some of the money I
borrow for Gas and go and buy a used fox, I feel bad about it the next
morning, but good about it that night.
Oh, and the public riddicue, I have problems facing my friends at work
when they comment on all the red fur on my pants and the distinct smell of
foxes that permiates my clothes. They talk about me behind my back, this
I am sure, they say things like, "He was such a nice boy, 'till he got
foxed-up each night... Now look at him, he can't do all the wonderful
things he used to..."
I feel ashamed, yes, but I just can't quit. They're so wonderful, and
when you burry your face into that white fluffy chestfur, Oh it's like
nothing you've ever experianced. I'm getting a Fox-High just thinking of
it, makes me want to snatch a fox and suffocate between it's sweet breasts
or to strangle myself with it's long Red tail...
I've even checked into being burried with foxes, this I know is weird, but
I wanna be as close as possible to that wonderful thing known as the Fox.
It's even worst when you keep a fox costume in the closet... Sometimes I
like to sneek out at night and dig-up some local foxes, un pastureized and
raw... Now that's what I call a good Fox-Fix... Sometimes I just can't
wait to get home, and do the fox right there on the wet ground... I come
home the next morning an the Den Mother stands waiting at the door,
wanting to know what I've been doing out all night... I know she knows,
but that stern look...
B> Foxes Anonymous prefers that its patients admit themselves
B>voluntarily into our Detox program, and we do not endorse
B>kidnapping. However, speaking personally, concerned friends of
B>Lycan might want to consider the possibility.
Kiddnap?!?!? Is it that bad Doc? Have I been deluding myself into
thinging I could handle it myself?
B> I should remind the public that Vulpis Regressi could turn our
B>Lupine friend into a Vulpine permanently if the symptoms progress
B>too far. It's not always a good thing to watch your toes and just let
B>the world go by. In the event of total foxification, Foxes Anonymous
B>can also help find a home for Lycan, under the care of a wolf who does
B>not have a record of abuse. Yes, there have been complaints.
Urrg... A rest home... It's not like I'm a geriatric, is there no hope
for a productive life of a Vulpis Regressi victim? Not even with fox
hormones? I just couldn't sit and live my life out with out being
productive, though I've suffered under the influence, I must keep my-self
busy... I would feel like a caged animal... I... I... I just couldn't
live that way...
B> Anyway, keep healthy, keep howling, and don't forget to brush
B>between your teeth!
The easiest way is to take the nearest fox you find in bed next to you,
and run it's tail through your teeth, cleans out the plaque like a
charm... Though, you do have that nasty fox fur strands stuck between
your teeth... That does take a little extra time to get out...
Lycan ;)=
(Oh look, it's only 4am, I think the FoxPusher can still get me one at
this time!)
Bill Marcum
Seems like someone's always kidnapping Lycan. Maybe we could grab him
and drag him back onto GEnie. :)
jeolo...@miavx3.mid.muohio.edu
> On 04-09-94, B7p...@musicb.mcgill.ca scribbled the following...
>
> B>2) He is being forced to cut down his addiction to foxes due to external
> B> constraints (e.g. financial, social). Or
> B>3) his addiction to foxes has progessed to the point where his
> B> body's addiction has passed his ability to take foxes fast enough.
>
> (Oh look, it's only 4am, I think the FoxPusher can still get me one at
> this time!)
Well, I like foxes, sure, but I'm not addicted to them! I can stop anytime.
Really, it's just a hobby. I just like those cute yiffy adorable black eared
red tailed critters soooo much I aahhhh!!! Gotta have a fox! (sob) I.. I think
I might need help. No I don't, I can overcome this. I don't have a fox problem!
David "Still sneaking foxes into his workplace" O.
Lycan
B >Seems like someone's always kidnapping Lycan. Maybe we could grab
B >him and drag him back onto GEnie. :)
NEVER!
"GE Brings good things to life!"
(Then kills them...)
Nope too many bad memories there, not to mention I don't have a very good
reputation with GE Client Information Services when I raped their system
for 13meg each night for free...
Nope, GE's happy not having me around! (Besides, $9 gives me 30hrs and
additinal hours are only $ 0.75! I can live with that, specialy at
19CPS!!)
And it does seem like folks like to kidnap me alot... Like that time in
FL where Pony and the crew started singing the Beverly Hillsbilly
theme-song... ARRRRRG! TORCHURE!!
Lycan ;)=
(Who's happy where-ever he hangs his virtual hat...)
Tal Greywolf
TURRITTIN,THOMAS HUGH,MR <B7P...@MUSICB.MCGILL.CA> wrote:
> Well, I don't currently have any of the promotional pamphlets
>since the demand slowed, but I can always make more. From Lycan's
>message, it sounds like he's a fairly far-gone case. He is
>evidently aware of his condition, but unsure as to whether he should
>do something about it. If he is suffering from Vulpis Regressi,
>it could mean one of three things. 1) He trying to cut down his
>addiction to foxes. 2) He is being forced to cut down his addiction
>to foxes due to external constraints (e.g. financial, social). Or
>3) his addiction to foxes has progessed to the point where his
>body's addiction has passed his ability to take foxes fast enough.
With Lycan, I'd say #2 is the most likely reason. *Gryn*
> Foxes Anonymous prefers that its patients admit themselves
>voluntarily into our Detox program, and we do not endorse
>kidnapping. However, speaking personally, concerned friends of
>Lycan might want to consider the possibility.
Ok, Cybear... when do we get the posse together??t l
> I should remind the public that Vulpis Regressi could turn our
>Lupine friend into a Vulpine permanently if the symptoms progress
>too far. It's not always a good thing to watch your toes and just let
>the world go by. In the event of total foxification, Foxes Anonymous
>can also help find a home for Lycan, under the care of a wolf who does
>not have a record of abuse. Yes, there have been complaints.
>
> Anyway, keep healthy, keep howling, and don't forget to brush
>between your teeth!
Hmmm... a foxified Lycan? Can the world stand the idea?? Can the former
Beastie Board folks stand the yips?
-Tal "Just call him Foxy" Greywolf
Tal Greywolf
>"GE Brings good things to life!"
>
> (Then kills them...)
Ain't that the truth, bruddah! Never again will I attempt to connect to such
a horrid place with no concern of their users... may their old and ancient
Burroughs systems do a crash and burn...
>Nope too many bad memories there, not to mention I don't have a very good
>reputation with GE Client Information Services when I raped their system
>for 13meg each night for free...
Well, you were on staff, man... at least part of the time. Me, I had to pay
them to be there, and what they gave wasn't much. *sigh* Ah well, my new
position as a site admin for the local public access Internet node makes my
life a lot easier. *Gryn*
>And it does seem like folks like to kidnap me alot... Like that time in
>FL where Pony and the crew started singing the Beverly Hillsbilly
>theme-song... ARRRRRG! TORCHURE!!
Hey, that's better than having to listen to a very off-key rendition of
"It's a Small World" when Proxi, da Qat, Aki and I were raiding DizzyLand
that one ConFurence... Bet you never knew Greywolf claws could dig into
concrete to keep from that place, did you??
-Tal "Help me! I'm stuck in an E-Ride" Greywolf
scar...@delphi.com
hello fellow furries
greetings from the universal media netweb
content: I did the best I could with Lycan when we were working together in
Amsterdam, and I'm >STILL< finding bits of red fur in my mohair
sweaters (and no, I know nothing about those coffee shops...)
Tal, you and Cybear are going to have to deal with Lycan this time. My
hovertank's in the shop with a differential deviator problem that the tech
says needs parts from this one guy in Sri Lanka who doesn't even have an
account with DHL. so, I'm kinda stuck
better get Sandi's help, too. net weasels are good at this sort of
thing...
good luck
Fox Addiction
m53.all access - message originating usenet alt.fan.furry 4.11.1994
do not print - keep digital data digital - please keep talking
ScaryMan
Cybear
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>Ok, Cybear... when do we get the posse together??t l
<Evil Grin>
On night at Lycan's place...
<Knocking on the front door>
Lycan <answering door>: "Yeah? Oh! Hi guys! What are you all doing here?"
Cybear: "Get him."
Lycan: "What?! Yip!!!" <fox gets 'dog piled'>
Lycan <muffled underneath a pile of GEnie folks> "What are you doing?!"
Cybear: "Sorry Lycan, but this is for your own good (and our continued
sanity). Now for the sedative hypo."
Lycan: "No! Yip! Don't!" <tssssssst> "Yip!! You won... Getta way
wi.... Zzzzzzzzzzz."
Four weeks later at the "Bide-A-Wee Home for the Conformistically
Challenged"...
Nurse: "The patient is in a deep hypnotic state, as you asked, Dr. Fraud."
Dr. Fraud: "Ach, Goot! You may go, Nurse Glomstomper."
<Glomstomper leaves>
Dr. Fraud: "Hello again, my fine young friend. Today ve zhall make much
progress, I am zure of it! Zo, we begin, ja? Repeat after me: 'My name is
Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.'"
Lycan <drugged, but vaguely Fudd-like voice>: "Mwy nawme is Elmer J.
Fudd, Miwionaiwr. I own a manshwan and a yawt..."
;>
>Hmmm... a foxified Lycan? Can the world stand the idea?? Can the former
>Beastie Board folks stand the yips?
> -Tal "Just call him Foxy" Greywolf
As I always say.
I've never met a fox I didn't like...
...Or one I've never had the occasional urge to _strangle_.
<evil bear grin>
Cybear
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Bill "Cybear" Barbas cyb...@netcom.com B.BA...@genie.geis.com
Wesley E. Sale
Wes looks at the dead story thread lying on the floor.
"Fox Addiction: we hardly got a chance to know you..."
Wes pulls a page from his journal and crumples it up.
"I had plans for you". [Wes reluctantly throws away the Missouri scenario]
"Wait! Maybe a little wonton soup will bring it back."
He pours half of his soup into what passes for a mouth on story threads.
There's a brief spasm, than it lies dead again.
"Oh well... Perhaps some other silly thread will develop, now that I'm
off my fat ass and posting here."
A big hello to everyone!
Wes Sale [w...@well.sf.ca.us] [w.e....@genie.geis.com]
dbi...@news.delphi.com
into a fox
> if he wants to, he's a shape shifter after all.
But why turn into a fox if you have a chance to turn on a fox <g>
Dennis Lee Bieber KD6MOG (Wulfraed)
D.Bi...@GEnie.GEIS.com (Email preference)
DBi...@Delphi.com
dbi...@news.delphi.com
>
> Ain't that the truth, bruddah! Never again will I attempt to connect
to such
Explains how I seemed to risen to Alpha male in the Beastie Board <g>
santa...@ix.wcc.govt.nz
Caught by dogs
He let me take him in my hands
His little heart
It beat so fast
And I'm ashamed of running away"
('Hounds of Love', by Kate Bush)
(yes, I know it's gender-reversed, but there must be *some* fox-addicted
females out there...)
Sound familiar, anyone? :-)
Test Question: What was she ashamed of running away from?
Tal Greywolf
>From: fen...@aol.com (Fenris G)
>Subject: Re: Fox Addiction...
>Date: 13 Apr 1994 21:20:02 -0400
>In article <2ofnqj$p...@news.delphi.com>, dbi...@news.delphi.com
>(DBI...@DELPHI.COM) writes:
>>Explains how I seemed to risen to Alpha male in the Beastie Board <g>
>Or it could be all the other alpha canadates left the area??? :)
>I also know of one rather large Kzin who would probably take exception to that
Well, this is one alpha male wolf that won't be sticking his nose in the RTCs
or the Beastie Board again... I have specific reasons not to (namely the
prohibitive cost of GEnie, along with certain disagreements with the Comics RT
staff) But hey, we can always go over to irc and take over a channel there...
no blue-nosed sysops to frown if the spooge flows heavily... *Gryn*
-Tal Greywolf
"Doing 38.4k in a 9.6k zone..."
dbi...@news.delphi.com
Zrath's a cat, I was only considering the wolves... Though what
that wolverine did to me in the last RTC is not to be considered <g>.
Lycan
D >>> (Then kills them...)
D >>
D >> Ain't that the truth, bruddah! Never again will I attempt to
D >> connectto such
D >Explains how I seemed to risen to Alpha male in the Beastie Board
D ><g>
Yeah, you step away the the board goes to the dogs... Er Wolves... Oh
Well... Though I do have a concept problem with Flinthoof as a Topic
Leader... IT's A HORSE!
Lycan ;)=
(Diggin' up the Canines are better than Equine and Fox Squishing
topics...)
Lycan
Lycan
W >Wes looks at the dead story thread lying on the floor.
W >"Fox Addiction: we hardly got a chance to know you..."
The early furry gets to post the clincher! ;)=
Shame that the Newsgroups arn't numbered like the post board on GEnie and
Delphi. We'd could have post wars to get the magic 666 or 999 like we did
with Cat.
Lycan ;)=
(Longs for the old days when Sys-Admins didn't know what they were
doing... "You could get away with a lot of things that way!")
Scott Alan Malcomson
: As I always say.
: ...Or one I've never had the occasional urge to _strangle_.
: <evil bear grin>
ROFLMAO, SOTD, TOTS, AGROBAT! -:)
---LCD
Dave Bell
Ly> On 04-12-94, Cyb...@netcom.com scribbled the following...
C >Dr. Fraud: "Ach, Goot! You may go, Nurse Glomstomper."
C >
C ><Glomstomper leaves>
Ly> NOT NURSE GLOMSTOMPER!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRG!
Ly> Last time I encountered here, I ended up in a kinky leather body
Ly> harness that can't be described in the public... (Nor the private,
Ly> for that fact...)
C >Lycan <drugged, but vaguely Fudd-like voice>: "Mwy nawme is Elmer J.
C >Fudd, Miwionaiwr. I own a manshwan and a yawt..."
Ly> "I am Elmer J. Fwudd, Miwionaiwr, I Own a Manshwan and a yawt...
Ly> __YIP!__"
Ly> "Sorry Doctor... I am __YIP!__, Elmer..."
A grey-clad figure steps from the shadows, foxily, and raises a large
gun. A sparkling lenticular object, held by a platinum-iridium bracelet,
is visible on the wrist of the gun-hand.
"This is a DeLameter, the most powerful raygun in either galaxy. It
won't just starkly vaporize your head clean off your body, it will
annihilate most of the wall behind you. So if I were you, Herr Doktor
Fraud, I'd ask myself the question, 'Do I feel lucky?' Well? Do you...
zwilnik?"
Yes, folks, Lycan has been rescued bu an Unattached Lens-furry of the
Galactic Patrol. But why is Dr. Fraud holding a pellet of
duodecaplylatomate? Is Nurse Glomstomper wearing a Boskonian
mind-shield? Read next week's slightly ridiculous episode of...
**** FIRST LENS-FOX *****
Coming to a work-station near you.
Dave
... This is not in accordance with my visualisation of the Cosmic All
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Travis Greatorex
> Nope, no hope from the sound of it... you're going to end up
> being a fox. If you do have some fox genes, then that's a
> benifit - you'll acclimatize much easier. And of course foxes
> can lead productive lives... they make folks happy!
>
Well, most people. Can't exactly say as Lycan was _sanely_ happy
I, myself, do like foxes, but not to the extent of turning it into an
obsession. I can honestly say that I have complete... control...
over... my... own sanity (Whew! Almost lost it there)
Cybear
>ROFLMAO, SOTD, TOTS, AGROBAT! -:)
^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Wow, no less than three sets of acronyms I don't know. Could you define
the above?
>---LCD
Cybear
"Don't blame me, I voted for 'None of the above'."
Fenris G
writes:
>Well, most people. Can't exactly say as Lycan was _sanely_ happy
>I, myself, do like foxes, but not to the extent of turning it into an
>obsession. I can honestly say that I have complete... control...
>over... my... own sanity (Whew! Almost lost it there)
An obviouls case of denial, one of the early stages of addiction, remain calm
we're here for you :)
Fenris (quick get the net)
Allan Burrows
(according to Lycan, I think)
Ly> ... the fox was regarding me with an almost certain look of
Ly> suspicious curiosity. I sat there in the road for about two
Ly> more minutes before it turned tail....
Sc> The next time I went on a trip to Vermont and back in the middle
Sc> of the night, I again saw a fox at exactly the same place, who
Sc> stopped crossing the road to stare as I stopped to avoid hitting
Sc> him.
I was privelleged to see a fox in our own suburban back yard.
We have a pile of scrub that we've never gotten around to clearing,
it must be a habitat in its own right by now. One morning very early
I got up to feed the cat, looked out the kitchen window and saw a
canine figure trotting away. If it wasn't a fox, it was an awfully
fox-like dog! It had the bushy tail, short, lythe body... it was too
dark out, though, to tell its colour. I've seen raccoons and rabbits
nearby, too.
What do you think, folks? Is all this concern with furries
somehow attracting RL furries to us? "There are more things in Heaven
and Earth", as Shakespear wrote; I don't know what's true, but I do
think that... peculiar, things happen!
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Scott Alan Malcomson
: hors...@indirect.com (Scott Alan Malcomson) writes:
: >ROFLMAO, SOTD, TOTS, AGROBAT! -:)
: ^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^^^^
: Wow, no less than three sets of acronyms I don't know. Could you define
: the above?
Stumbling Out The Door, Tripping Over The Sidewalk, And Getting Run Over
By A Truck! Created during my days on FurNet in a fit of sheer boredom
when I decided that I HAD to have a ROFL acronym longer than anyone
else's. Use at your own risk. -:>
: "Don't blame me, I voted for 'None of the above'."
Go ahead, blame me...it's not like ya weren't gonna anyways. -;>
---LCD
Scott Alan Malcomson
: Well... Though I do have a concept problem with Flinthoof as a Topic
D'ya got a problem with that, bubbeleh? -;>
---LCD (NOT a member of the TTOS!)