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| alt.fan.frank-zappa FAQ Bootlegs Information |
| Part 1 of 3 |
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| Original version by Rob Sweet (sw...@skat.usc.edu) |
| Maintained by Johan Wikberg (johan_...@ssco.se) |
| Version 3.0, July, 21, 1996 |
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This document is a very incomplete listing of bootleg recordings of Frank
Zappa on vinyl and CD. Adding to it is very difficult because many Zappa
fans don't like bootlegs; instead they trade tapes. Even I do not own any
Zappa bootlegs, and my tape collection is, by tradition, "scant at best".
If you see something interesting, try posting a request on the Usenet
newsgroup alt.fan.frank-zappa, and perhaps some kind soul will volunteer a
trade or a gift. It's been known to happen. A fellow list of circulating
tapes (FZSHOWS.TXT) is maintained by my fellow Swede Jon Naurin
<nau...@mbox300.swipnet.se> (future versions of this FAQ will include a
pointer to a Zappa tape-swapping web page).

It should be noted that bootleggers who made a profit from illicit Frank
Zappa recordings were probably among Zappa's least favorite people. This
led to the issuing of the "Beat the Boots" and "Beat the Boots II" sets
and series (Rhino records) which were bootleg recordings re-issued on a
legitimate label, with profits going to Zappa and Rhino. See the Zappa
discography for more info.

If you still would like to contribute to this document, please send e-mail
to me at the address listed at the top. I will be delighted. Include AS
MUCH AS YOU CAN of the following data:

- Title
- Medium (CD, vinyl, type of vinyl &c)
- Date of performance
- Length of recording
- Track list
- Track lengths
- Musicians
- Sound quality (very subjective; included mostly for fun)
- Label and number
- Gory details (artwork, liner notes &c &c)
- Any folk-loric anecdotes associated with performance or recording

I've recently taken over this FAQ and I'm working on it. It's been a mess,
but now it's a little better, but I'm not satisfied yet and maybe it will
get even better. Some of the sources at my disposal can not possibly have
been created by humans. I have done my best to extract information from
all sources, and to check and double-check, but half of it may be wrong
anyway. Corrections are only welcome. (Rule of thumb: If I sound like
there MIGHT be an error, then I KNOW there is; if I don't, I THINK there
is.)

The live boots are in chronological order, followed by live compilations,
orchestral bootlegs, studio oddity boots, huge boxes, counterfeit issues
of official products, Laether and finally some bootleg 45s. Now I'm off to
the bookstore to scan some books on the 70s bootleg industry and stock
some gory details. Enjoy!

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This is the start of a new section: the Concert Bootlegs section. These
are bootlegs where most of the material is from one or two concerts, or
from the same tour. The bootlegs in the Live Compilations section have
material from more than two concerts and from different bands. Use of
"bonus" and "filler" tracks makes it hard to draw the line, though.

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- TITLE: 'Tis the Season to Be Jelly
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- TITLE: Oldies but Goldies
- TITLE: Thigh (2 LP)
- TITLE: Petrouska
- TITLE: King Kong Ripped My Flesh
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- Konserthuset, Stockholm, 9/13/30-Sep-1967 (probably 30th)

Re-issued as Oldies but Goldies (with "Uncle Meat" medley from the Royal
Festival Hall, London, 1968 as bonus track)
Re-issued with an unknown Hollywood 1971 record (?) as Thigh (2 LP)
Re-issued as Petrouska (with "Pygmy Twylyte" bonus track from the Long
Beach Arena, 31-Dec-1974)
Re-issued as "King Kong Ripped My Flesh"
Legally re-issued as part of the Beat the Boots set

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Soundboard B

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Jimmy Carl Black, Ian Underwood, Bunk Gardner, Don
Preston, Jim Sherwood, Roy Estrada, Ray Collins and Billy Mundi

1. You Didn't Try To Call Me
2. Petroushka [Stravinsky]
3. Bristol Stomp [Appel/Mann]
4. Baby Love [Supremes]
5. ???
6. Big Leg Emma
7. No Matter What You Do (interpolating Tchaikovsky's 6th Symphony)
8. Blue Suede Shoes [Perkins]
9. Hound Dog [Leiber/Stoller]
10. Gee [?]

11. King Kong
12. It Can't Happen Here

Track listings may vary slightly between re-issues. Track 5 was removed
from the legal re-issue, probably for copyright reasons. Track 2 was
removed from the legal CD re-issue but not the LP box (something at work).

This show was televised or broadcast on radio, so Zappa tried to play even
though he was very ill. He soon left the stage, however, and the band
carried on without him. What remains is not a very good performance at
all.

The color cover shows a caricature of Zappa with a huge right foot,
spraying a sweaty sock with deodorant, thinking "Warum tut es weh, wenn
ich pinkle?" (German for "Why does it hurt when I pee?"). Back cover has a
short story called 'Tis the Season to be Jelly by science fiction writer
Richard Matheson, beginning "Pa's nose fell off at breakfast, it fell
right into Ma's coffee and displaced it" (a line which later became the
title of another bootleg). Artwork for re-issues completely unkown.

See also: Petrouska
See also: Pa's nose fell off at breakfast, it fell right into Ma's coffee
and displaced it


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- TITLE: Petrouska
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- Konserthuset, Stockholm, 9/13/30-Sep-1967 (probably 30th)
- Long Beach Arena 31-Dec-1974

Re-issue of 'Tis the Season to Be Jelly with a 1974 bonus track
Re-issued as record 8 (bright yellow label) of The History & Collected
Improvisations of Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention

Length: ~45 min
Sonund quality: Soundboard B (Stockholm)
Label: ZX 3658
Cross-reference: Zappalog #207

Tracks 1-8 live in Stockholm 9/13/30-Sep-1967
Track 9 live at the Long Beach Arena 31-Dec-1974

Stockholm musicians: Frank Zappa, Jimmy Carl Black, Ian Underwood, Bunk
Gardner, Don Preston, Jim Sherwood, Roy Estrada, Ray Collins and Billy
Mundi

Long Beach musicians: Frank Zappa, Ruth Underwood, Napoleon Murphy Brock,
Tom Fowler, Chester Thompson and George Duke

1. You Didn't Try To Call Me
2. Petrouska [Stravinsky]
3. Bristol Stomp [Appel/Mann]
4. Baby Love [Supremes]
5. Big Leg Emma
6. King Kong
7. It Can't Happen Here
8. You Don't Care How You Treat Me [?]
9. Pygmy Twylyte [possibly listed as "Pygmie Twylyte"]

See also: 'Tis the Season to Be Jelly


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- TITLE: Electric Aunt Jemima
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- Family Dog (!), Denver, ??-Feb-1968

Also issued legally as part of the Beat the Boots II set

Length: ~64 min
Sound quality: Soundboard B
Cross-reference: Beat the Boots

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Jimmy Carl Black, Roy Estrada, Bunk Gardner, Don
Preston, Jim Sherwood, Arthur Dyer Tripp III and Ian Underwood

1. Little House I Used to Live in
2. Dog Breath Variations
3. Blue Danube [Strauss]
4. Hungry Freaks, Daddy
5. Dog Breath
6. King Kong
7. Trouble Every Day
8. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
9. English Tea Dancing Interlude
10. Plastic People
11. King Kong
12. America Drinks
13. Wipe Out [?]


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- TITLE: The Ark
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- TITLE: Live in Boston (CD)
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- The Ark, Boston, 18-Jul-1968

Also issued legally as part of the Beat the Boots set
Probably re-issued on CD as Live in Boston (Black Pan records BP 014)

Length: ~45 min
Label: Bizarre Fydo-768
Sound quality: Soundboard A-
Cross-reference: Beat the Boots

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Jimmy Carl Black, Ian Underwood, Bunk Gardner, Don
Preston, Jim Sherwood, Roy Estrada and Arthur Dyer Tripp III

1. Big Leg Emma (04:33)
2. Some Ballet Music (07:14)
3. Status Back Baby (05:55)
4. Valarie [Jackie & the Starlites] (03:53)
5. My Guitar (06:50)

6. Uncle Meat / King Kong (Medley) (23:27)

This is the track listing for the legal re-issue; some kind of original
also had two or three (probably studio) Captain Beefheart tracks on it
(don't know which ones), but maybe not all originals.

This four-track soundboard master was STOLEN from Zappa. Very energetic.
Actual release date has been suggested as around 1984.

This must have been released after Uncle Meat came out, because the cover
shows various creepy pictures of teeth sourrounded by monster-comic style
monster heads. "Mothers" is written in dripping monster-comic style
letters, too. Back cover imitates (?) a Cal Schenkel montage with some
Mothers and some other stuff.


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- TITLE: Our Man in Nirvana
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- TITLE: The String Quartet (CD)
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- Fullerton, 08-Nov-1968

Sound quality: B
Cross-reference: Beat the Boots

Also issued as The String Quartet
Also issued legally as part of the Beat the Boots II set

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Jimmy Carl Black, Bunk Gardner, Don Preston, Jim
Sherwood, Roy Estrada, Arthur Dyer Tripp III and special guest Larry "Wild
Man" Fischer

1. Feet Light Up [?]
2. Bacon Fat [Andre Williams]
4. A Pound For a Brown on the Bus
5. Sleeping in a Jar
6. The Wild Man Fischer Story [Fischer]
7. I'm the Meany [Fischer]
8. Valarie [Jacke & the Starlites]
9. King Kong

Tracks 4-5 are listed as parts of "The String Quartet", an early number
that was later split up into the two individual pieces.


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- TITLE: Trick or Treat (LP/CD)
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- Bremen 1968
- 1960s London Live

Length: ~45 min
Label: Livil LLR 027 (CD)

1. Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
2. Big Leg Emma
3. Lonely Little Girl
4. Dog Breath
5. Tears Began to Fall
6. Junior Mintz Boogie
7. The Orange County Lumber Truck
8. Uncle Meat
9. Gas Mask


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- TITLE: Pigs & Repugnant
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- Various live 1968-1969

Re-issued as record 1 of the Mystery Box

Length: 52 min

1. The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
2. Hungry Freaks, Daddy
3. The Wild Man Fischer Story [Fischer]
4. I'm The Meany [Fischer]
5. Bacon Fat [Andre Lewis]

6. King Kong

Tracks 3-5 taken from Our Man in Nirvana
Tracks 1-2 and 6 unknown 1960s live

See also: Our Man in Nirvana
See also: Mystery Box


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- TITLE: Son of Pigs & Repugnant
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- Various live 1968-1969

Re-issued as record 2 of the Mystery Box

Length: 48 min

1. The String Quartet

2. The Duke
3. Help, I'm A Rock!
4. Return of the Son of Monster Magnet

Track 1, "The String Quartet", could be taken from Our Man in Nirvana ("A
Pound for a Brown on the Bus"/"Sleeping in a Jar"). Tracks 2-4 are unknown
1960s live.

See also: Mystery Box


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- TITLE: Gas Mask
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- TITLE: Days of Yore
- TITLE: The Mothers of Invention Appleton Album
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- University of Wisconsin, Appleton, 23-May-1969
- Royal Albert Hall, London, 06-Jun-1969 [?]

Probably also issued as Days of Yore
Probably also issued as The Mothers of Invention Appleton Album
Also issued as record 4 of Twenty Years of Frank Zappa

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Soundboard A (Appleton)

Tracks 1-6 live in Appleton 23-May-1969
Track 7 live at the Royal Albert Hall June 1969 (probably 6th)

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ian Underwood, Bunk Gardner, Buzz Gardner Jim
Sherwood, Roy Estrada, Don Preston, Jimmy Carl Black and Arthur Dyer Tripp
III

1. Eye of Agamoto
2. My Guitar
3. Clap & Vomit [audience participation]

4. The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
5. Hungry Freaks, Daddy
6. The Return of the Son of The Hunchback Duke
7. The Story of "A Pound for a Brown on the Bus"

See also: Twenty Years of Frank Zappa


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- TITLE: Incognito
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- Royal Albert Hall, London, 1969
- Fillmore West, Los Angeles, 1971

Length: ~40 min
Label: Safe Records Ltd

Some tracks live at the Royal Albert Hall, London, 1969
Some tracks live at the Fillmore West, Los Angeles, 1971

1. Call Any Vegetable [1971]
2. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus [1971]
3. Improvisations
4. Sexually Aroused Vocals
5. Big Leg Emma [1969]

Whether tracks 3-4 are from 1969 or 1971 is also unknown. Colored vinyl.


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- TITLE: Frank Zappa & Hot Rats at the Olympics
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- TITLE: For Sharleena (CD)
- TITLE: Frank Zappa & Hot Rats at the Olympic /
200 Motels Live with Zubin Mehta & the LA Philharmonic (2 LP)
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- Olympic Auditorium, Los Angeles, 7-Mar-1970

Also issued as For Sharleena (Flash Records FL 0113)
Re-issued with 200 Motels Live with Zubin Mehta & the LA Philharmonic
(2 LP, TMOQ 7506) - and that double was later re-pressed on green and
orange vinyl from the TMOQ plates by K&S records as K&S 020

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Audience B
Label: TMOQ 71059
Cross-reference: Zappalog #208

Musicians (Hot Rats line-up): Frank Zappa, Ian Underwood, Aynsley Dunbar,
Don "Sugar Cane" Harris and Max Benett

1. Sharleena (10:25)
2. Twinkle Tits (10:20)
3. Directly From My Heart to You [?] (5:50)

4. Chunga's Revenge [listed as "The Clap"!] (24:31)

Twinkle Tits is listed as the world premiere of "Little House I Used to
Live in". This has upset many people who don't agree at all. But
apparently Zappa announced it that way, and the pieces do share a few
traits.

See also: 200 Motels Live with Zubin Mehta & the LA Philharmonic


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- TITLE: 200 Motels Live with Zubin Mehta & the LA Philharmonic
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- TITLE: Frank Zappa & Hot Rats at the Olympic / 200 Motels Live with
Zubin Mehta & the LA Philharmonic (2 LP)
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- University of California, Los Angeles, 15-May-1970

Re-issued with Frank Zappa & Hot Rats at the Olympic (2 LP, TMOQ 7506) -
and that double was later re-pressed on green and orange vinyl from the
TMOQ plates by K&S records as K&S 020

Length: ~45 min
Label: TMOQ 71010

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray Collins, Jeff Simmons, Aynsley Dunbar, Billy
Mundi, Ian Underwood, Don Preston, Motorhead Sherwood, Zubin Mehta and the
Los Angeles Philharmonic Orchestra (and maybe the Top Score Singers?)

The exact track listing is unknown. It includes:

- A Pound for a Brown
- Holiday in Berlin
- The Duke of Prunes
- Who Needs the Peace Corps
- The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
- Oh No
- Bits and pieces of the "200 Motels" score

This is the recording where Zappa exclaims "Alright, Zubin - hit it!".

See also: Frank Zappa & Hot Rats at the Olympic


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- TITLE: Freaks & Motherfu*#@%!
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- Fillmore West, 19-Nov-1970

Also issued legally as part of the Beat the Boots set

Length: ~45 min
Label: TSP 017
Sound Quality: Bad
Cross-reference: Beat the Boots

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Mark Volman, Howard Kaylan, Jeff Simmons, Aynsley
Dunbar, George Duke and Ian Underwood

1. Happy Together [Bonner/Gordon] (01:25)
2. Wino Man - with Dr. John Routine ["Wonderful Wino"] (07:44)
3. Concentration Moon (01:18)
4. Pallidan Routine (01:14)
5. Call Any Vegetable (08:35)

6. Little House I Used to Live in (04:34)
7. Mudshark Variations (01:24)
8. Holiday in Berlin (03:33)
9. Sleeping in a Jar (07:23)
10. Cruisin' for Burgers (02:51)

Black & white cover: an ugly, sketchy drawing of Zappa holding a guitar.
Small texts read things like "Like this one!". Track listings scribbled on
the back. Sound characterized by myself as unlistenable. Made in Europe.


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- TITLE: Wino Man
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- The Mothers live at the Concertgebouw, Amsterdam, 6-Dec-1970
- Someone called Hite (Bob "Bear" Hite of Canned Heat?)
- Steve Miller
- Bob Dylan

Length: ~45 min
Label: BM1020

Side one is the Mothers live in Amsterdam 6-Dec-1970
Side two is a bunch of other artists

1. Wino Man
2. Mother People
3. Call Any Vegetable
4. King Kong

5. Hite: Future Blues
6. The Steve Miller Band: Shake
7. High Flyin' Bird [?]
8. Bob Dylan: Ramblin' Gamblin' Willie
9. Bob Dylan: I'll Be Your Baby Tonight

This winz the price: the corniest bootleg issue.


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- TITLE: Disconnected Synapses
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- TITLE: Not Just Another Zappa Record
- TITLE: Frankie Goes to Paris
- TITLE: Paralipomeni Della Batracomiomachia (CD)
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- Palais Gaumont, Paris, 15-Dec-1970

Also issued as Just Another Zappa Record
Also issued as Frankie Goes to Paris
Also issued on CD as Paralipomeni Della Batracomiomachia (Teddy TB48) -
supposedly by the Italian Mafia :)
Also issued legally as part of the Beat the Boots II set

Sound quality: Soundboard A-
Cross-reference: Beat the Boots II

Musicians: Frank Zappa, George Duke, Aynsley Dunbar, Howard Kaylan, Mark
Volman, Jeff Simmons, Ian Underwood and special guest Jean-Luc Ponty

1. Sanzini Brothers
2. Penis Dimension (interpolating early "Bwana Dik")
3. The Air
4. Dog Breath
5. Mother People
6. You Didn't Try To Call Me
7. King Kong
8. Who Are The Brain Police?


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- TITLE: Tengo 'na Minchia Tanta (LP/CD)
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- Fillmore East 5/6-Jun-1971

Also issued on CD (LOSRR ROSE 8)
Also issued legally as part of the Beat the Boots II set

Length: ~52 min
Sound quality: Soundboard A
Cross-reference: Beat the Boots II

1. Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You?
2. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
3. Sleeping in a Jar
4. Sharleena
5. The Sanzini Brothers
6. The Groupie Routine [early version]
7. What Will This Morning Bring Me This Evening?
8. What Kind of a Girl Do You Think We Are?
9. Bwana Dik
10. Latex Solar Beef
11. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
12. Little House I Used to Live in
13. Holiday in Berlin
14. Inca Roads
15. Easy Meat
16. Cruisin' for Burgers

The Italian title comes from a 1980s number in the Uncle Meat movie and on
the Uncle Meat CD re-issue; an Italian has translated it as "I got a big
bunch of dick". Not idiomatic English perhaps, but you get the idea.


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- TITLE: Safe Muffinz (2 LP)
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- El Monte Legion Stadium, ??-Jun-1971

Also re-issued with Poot-Face Boogie as Vitamin Deficiency
Also re-issued with Poot-Face Boogie as No Commercial Potential

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Audience B
Label: TAKRL 1929
Cross-reference: Zappalog #212

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Mark Volman, Howard Kaylan, Don Preston, Aynsley
Dunbar, Jim Pons, Ian Underwood (some sources also credit Bob Harris)

1. Call Any Vegetable
2. The Air
3. Dog Breath
4. Mother People
5. You Didn't Try to Call Me
6. Would You Go All the Way?
7. Rudy Wants to Buy You a Drink [sic?]

8. Road Ladies
9. What Will This Morning Bring Me This Evening
10. What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are
11. Bwana Dik
12. Latex Solar Beef
13. Daddy Daddy Daddy [partial]

Vitamin Deficiency and No Commercial Potential also include "Do You Like
My New Car?", The Turtles' hit "Happy Together", and "What Will This
Evening Bring Me This Morning?". Nevertheless, this is apparently a good
bootleg for Flo & Eddie Fans.

See also: Vitamin Deficiency


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- TITLE: Poot-Face Boogie
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- TITLE: Zappa in Europe
- TITLE: Live in Amsterdam
- TITLE: Zappa (acetate LP) [?]
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- The Ahoy, Rotterdam, 27-Nov-1971
- Studio

Also re-issued with Safe Muffinz as Vitamin Deficiency
Also re-issued with Safe Muffinz as No Commercial Potential
Live parts also issued as Zappa in Europe on World White Records (WWA 13)
Live parts also issued as Live in Amsterdam (!)
Perhaps also present as a Netherlandic 1971 acetate record called simply
Zappa (the exact date is not known but Holland 1971 sure looks suspicious)

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Audience B
Label: TAKRL 1909
Cross-reference: Zappalog #214

Live at the Ahoy, Rotterdam, 27-Nov-1971, except tracks 8-10. Tracks 8 and
10 are the 1969 single versions from A&R Studios, and track 9 is an
interview segment from God-knows-where.

Live musicians: Frank Zappa, Mark Volman, Howard Kaylan, Jim Pons, George
Duke, Aynsley Dunbar, Don Preston and Ian Underwood (some sources do not
credit Preston; some sources also credit Jeff Simmons instead of Pons)

1. Peaches en Regalia
2. Tears Began to Fall
3. She Painted Up Her Face
4. Half a Dozen Provacative Squats
5. Daddy Daddy Daddy
6. Shove It Right In
7. Who Are the Brain Police
8. My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
9. Interview
10. Dog Breath

11. Sofa Story Part I: Get Me Some Flooring
12. Sofa
13. Sofa Story Part II: Squat the Magic Pig
14. Stick It Out
15. Sofa Story Part III: A Light Shines Down from Heaven
16. Interview

This is apparently a very good bootleg for Flo & Eddie fans. It includes
the Dutch line "Geef mij wat vloerbedekking onder deze vette zwevende
sofa" referred to before "Theme from Lumpy Gravy" on Make a Jazz Noise
Here. (I may have the spelling wrong but I plan to check it.)

(In his book The Negative Dialectics of Poodle Play, Ben Watson calls
Poot-Face Boogie "an illegal issue of such antiquity (1974) that its cover
consisted of inserts in the shrink wrap. It was bought under the
impression that it was official." :)

See also: Vitamin Deficiency


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- TITLE: Vitamin Deficiency (2 LP)
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- TITLE: No Commercial Potential (2 LP)
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- The Ahoy, Rotterdam, 27-Nov-1971
- El Monte Legion Stadium, ??-Jun-1971
- Studio

Re-issue of Poot-Face Boogie and Safe Muffinz with bonus tracks
Also issued as No Commercial Potential (SODD 003)

Length: ~90 min
Sound quality: Audience B
Label: Phoenix Records 44786 / SODD 003

Sides 1-2 live at the Ahoy, Rotterdam, 27-Nov-1971, except for tracks 5,6
and 10: tracks 5 and 6 are the 1969 single versions from A&R studios and
track 10 is supposed to be a real oldie featuring Captain Beefheart
Sides 3-4 live at the El Monte Legion Stadium, ??-Jun-1971

Rotterdam musicians: Frank Zappa, Mark Volman, Howard Kaylan, Jim Pons,
George Duke, Aynsley Dunbar, Don Preston and Ian Underwood (some sources
do not credit Preston; some sources also credit Jeff Simmons instead of
Pons)

Los Angeles musicians: same as in Rotterdam, possibly also Bob Harris

1. Peaches en Regalia
2. Tears Began to Fall
3. She Painted up Her Face / Provocative Sqauts / Shove it Right In
4. Who Are the Brain Police?
5. My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
[interview]
6. Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague

7. Once Upon a Time / Sofa #2
8. Stick It Out
9. Divan
[interview]
10. Lightning Rod Man

11. Call Any Vegetable
12. The Air
13. Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague
14. Mother People
15. You Didn't Try to Call Me
16. Would You Go All the Way?
17. Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink

18. Road Ladies
19. What Will This Morning Bring Me This Evening?
20. What Kind of Girl do You Think We Are?
21. Bwana Dik / Latex Solar Beef
22. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
23. Do You Like my New Car? / Happy Together [Bonner/Gordon]
24. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning?

Apparently a very good bootleg for Flo & Eddie Fans. The Phoneix records
version has a deluxe color cover.

See also: Poot-Face Boogie
See also: Safe Muffinz


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- TITLE: Beyond the Fringe of Audience Comprehension
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- Live 1971
- Various studio

Re-issued as record 3 of the Mystery Box

Length: 46 min

1. What Will This Morning Bring Me This Evening?
2. Watering Holes
3. What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?
4. Bwana Dik
5. Latex Solar Beef
6. Daddy Daddy Daddy
7. Do You Like My New Car?
8. Magic Fingers.
9. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning?

10. Interview (Part 1)
11. The Final Solution
12. Interview (Part 2)
13. Penis Dimension
14. Time Is Money
15. Flambay
16. Spider of Destiny
17. Space Boy

The Mystery Box version has these liner notes: "Tracks 1-4 [of side 2] are
from the film 200 motels. Tracks 5-7 are from Hunchentoot." "Space Boy is
the rarest track in this entire box. It was recorded for the Curtis
Harrington film, Queen of Blood. Words, music and vocals by Florence
Marley. Orchestration and additional instruments by FZ. Sound effects by
Ackerman & Cole."

Be that as it may, tracks 14-16 have been said to be the remixed Sleep
Dirt versions. Side 1 appears to be an unknown live 1971.

See also: Mystery Box


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- TITLE: Swiss Cheese (LP/CD)
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- TITLE: Fire!
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- The Casino, Montreaux, 4-Dec-1971

Illicitly issued as two separate records
Also coupled for licit release in the Beat the Boots II set
Possibly coupled on the double CD Swiss Cheese (Chame 89005)
Possible re-released on CD as two separate records after the Beat the
Boots II release

Length: ~90 min
Sound quality: Soundboard B/B+
Cross-reference: Beat the Boots II

1. Intro
2. Peaches en Regalia
3. Tears Began to Fall
4. She Painted up Her Face
5. Provocative Squats
6. Call Any Vegetable
7. Any Way the Wind Blows
8. Magdalena
9. Dog Breath
10. Give Me Some Floor Covering under This Fat Floating Sofa
11. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
12. Wonderful Wino
13. Sharleena
14. Cruisin' for Burgers
15. King Kong
16. Fire!

This is the infamous concert where the Casino caught fire and burned down
(the very fire mentioned in "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple) so most
of the Mothers' equipment was destroyed.


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- TITLE: Grand Wazoo Comic Book Extravaganza (2 LP)
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- Felt Forum, New York, 23-Sep-1972

Length: ~90 min
Sound quality: Audience C+ (alas!)

Musicians (Petit Wazoo band #1): Frank Zappa, Tony Duran, Dave Parlato,
Jim Gordon, Earl Dumler, Malcolm McNabb, Tom Malone, Glenn Ferris, Gary
Barone, Bruce Fowler

1. Lohengrin Act 3 [Wagner; may be listed as "Lochengrin"]
2. Think It Over
3. The Grand Wazoo
4. Approximate
5. The Grand Wazoo
6. A Room, Who Did It? Acts 1-3 [may be listed as "Arooh ..."]
7. Fraudulents
8. Dog Breath
9. Uncle Meat Variations
10. Big Swifty
11. Penis Dimension [may be listed as "Penis Dimensions"]
12. New Brown Clouds

Some sources list track 6 as "Arooh, Who Did It?" and "New Brown Clouds"
as "New Brown Clouds (Regyptian Strut)". The first 5 tracks are sometimes
listed simply as "Introducion", "Think It Over (The Grand Wazoo)" and
"Approximate". The same sources say this is not the Petit Wazoo but the
Grand Wazoo band.

First LP is red, second one is white (or possibly the other way around);
they may contain tracks 1-5 and 6-12, respectively, but this is
speculation. Artwork yet unknown.


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- TITLE: Pygmy Pony
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- Duke University, Durham, North Carolina, 22-Feb-1973

Re-released on Toasted Records with a deluxe color cover
Also abridged to Pygmy Pony (Flat 8228)

Length: ~90 min
Sound quality: Audience B
Label: Impossible Recordworks 2-24, Toasted ReCS. 2S902

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Jean-Luc Ponty, George Duke, Ian Underwood, Ruth
Underwood, Bruce Fowler, Tom Fowler, Ralph Humphrey and Sal Marquez

1. RDNZL
2. Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
3. Fifty-Fifty

4. Inca Roads
5. Warts & Mice [?]
6. Improvisation [?]

7. Montana
8. Dupree's Paradise
9. I'm the Slime

10. The Nancy & Mary Music ["Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?"!]
11. Cosmik Debris

Deluxe black & white cover. Pygmy Pony has tracks 1-3 on side 1 and either
5 or 6 (renamed "Son of the Clap") followed by 10 and 7 on the other.


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- Arlington, Texas, 11-Mar-1973
- Various

Re-issued as record 4 of the Mystery Box

Length: 44 min

1. Mr. Green Genes
2. King Kong
3. Chunga's Revenge

4. Sink Trap
5. Ship Ahoy
6. Munchkin Tits
7. Drum Solo
8. T'Mershi Duween
9. Black Napkins

Tracks 1-3 live in Arlington, Texas, 11-Mar-1973. According to the liner
notes on the Mystery Box version, "Tracks 1-4 [on side 2] are the entire
side 3 of the unreleased double album version of Zoot Allures. [Hee-haw!]
'Black Napkins' features the Mike Douglas band." This version of "Black
Napkins is also on Apocrypha. Whether or not it features Zappa is not
known.

See also: Mystery Box
See also: Apocrypha


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- TITLE: Ultra-Modern Stringbeans
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- TITLE: Tiny Nightmares (2 LP)
- TITLE: Mudshark (CD)
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- Festival Hall, Melbourne, 29-Jun-1973

Also issued with Zurkon Music as Tiny Nightmares
Also issued on CD as Mudshark
Also issued as record 1 (dark blue label) of The History & Collected
Improvisations of Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Audience B+
Label: ZX 3651
Cross-reference: Zappalog #217

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Jean-Luc Ponty, George Duke, Ian Underwood, Ruth
Underwood, Bruce Fowler, Tom Fowler, Ralph Humphrey and Sal Marquez

1. Uncle Meat
2. Dog Breath
3. Dog Breath Variations
4. Montana
5. Fifty-Fifty [instrumental version, possibly not listed]

6. Mudshark
7. Farther Oblivion [listed as "Father O'Blivion"]

The History & Collected Improvisations lists "Exercise 4" as track 1, and
"Uncle Meat" after "Dog Breath Variations". It does not list "Fifty-
Fifty".


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- New Jersey late 1973
- Horden Pavillion, Sydney, 8-Jul-1973

Also issued as record 2 (sky blue label) of The History & Collected
Improvisations of Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention
Tracks 4-7 also issued on The Rondo Hatton Band

Length: ~45 min
Label: ZX 3652
Cross-reference: Zappalog #218

Side 1 live in New Jersey, late 1973
Side 2 live at the Horden Pavillion in Sydney on July 8 1973

New Jersey musicians: Frank Zappa, Ruth Underwood, George Duke, Bruce
Fowler, Tom Fowler, Ralph Humphrey, Chester Thompson and Napoleon Murphy
Brock

Sydney musicians: Frank Zappa, Jean-Luc Ponty, Ruth Underwood, Ian
Underwood, George Duke, Bruce Fowler, Tom Fowler, Ralph Humphrey and Sal
Marquez

1. Pygmy Twylyte [possibly listed as "Pygmie Twylyte"]
2. Dupree's Paradise
3. Dog Breath

4. Father O'Blivion [the version on Stage #6]
5. Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
6. Saint Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
7. Penguin in Bondage
8. Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?

The History & Collected Improvisations lists "Nanook Rubs It" between
"Don't Eat the Yellow Snow" and "Saint Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast", but
shouldn't that be performed later in the suite?

See also: The Rondo Hatton Band


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- The Pasaic, New Jersey, 18-Nov-1974
- Horden Pavillion, Sydney, 8-Jul-1973
- Unknown live
- Studio

Tracks 7-11 also issued on Nifty
Also issued as record 5 in the Mystery Box

Length: ~45 min

Track 1 studio
Tracks 2-6 live at the Pasaic, New Jersey, 18-Nov-1974
Tracks 7-11 live at the Horden Pavillion, Sydney, 8-Jul-1973
Track 12 live somewhere else some other time (that is, unidentified)

New Jersey musicians: Frank Zappa, Tom Fowler, Chester Thompson, Ruth
Underwood, Napoleon Murphy Brock and George Duke (or maybe Michael Erso or
James "Bird legs" Youman replaced Tom Fowler)

Sydney musicians: Frank Zappa, Jean-Luc Ponty, Ruth Underwood, Ian
Underwood, George Duke, Bruce Fowler, Tom Fowler, Ralph Humphrey and Sal
Marquez

Unknown musicians: unknown (now wasn't that real funny?)

1. I'm the Slime
2. Ruthie Ruthie [Stage #1 version]
3. No, Babette ["Babette", Stage #1 version]
4. Boogers of Marty Perellis [on Stage #4]
5. White Juice on His Beard [on Stage #4]
6. Smell My Beard [on Stage #4]

6. Father O'Blivion [the version on Stage #6]
7. Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
8. Nanook Rubs It
9. Saint Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
10. MAR-JUH-RENE
11. Penguin in Bondage
12. T'Mershi Duween / Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat

Track 1 is the single version with an allegedly different guitar solo.
Parts of tracks 4-6 appear on Stage #4 as "Smell My Beard" and "The Booger
Man". Tracks 7-9 are the Yellow Snow suite, even though the order here
seems twisted. Track 10 must be Zappa improvising around the letters
M-A-R-J-U-H-R-E-N-E. Track 12 is listed as "Dog Breath".

Rondo Hatton was an old-time movie star who had his face ruined in an
accident but made a bizarre second career as "the ugliest man in movies".
Zappa sometimes introduced himself on stage as Rondo Hatton. Marty
Perellis, of course, was a road manager (mentioned in "Florentine Pogen").

See also: The Mystery Box
See also: Nifty


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- TITLE: Piquantique
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- Konserthuset, Stockholm, 21-Aug-1973

Also issued legally as part of the Beat the Boots set

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: FM radio B+
Cross-reference: Beat the Boots

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ruth Underwood, George Duke, Ralph Humphrey, Bruce
Fowler, Tom Fowler and Jean-Luc Ponty

1. Kung Fu (02:13)
2. Redunzl ["RDNZL"] (04:26)
3. Dupree's Paradise (11:26)
4. T'Mershi Duween (01:55)
5. Farther O'Blivion ["Farther Oblivion"] (20:42)

Good performance. Not too many bootlegs have "Kung Fu" and "Farther
Oblivion" (a complicated concert piece bearing some resemblance to "The
Be-Bop Tango", and often confused with the completely different "Father
O'Blivion".). Sound quality, though, has been described as "pornographic".
Cover is probably a head shot of Zappa xeroxed on blue paper.


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- Notre Dame University, 12-May-1974

Also issued legally as part of the Beat the Boots set

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Audience B+
Label: D-549
Cross-reference: Beat the Boots

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ruth Underwood, George Duke, Tom Fowler, Bruce
Fowler, Ralph Humphrey, Chester Thompson, Jeff Simmons, Don Preston and
Napoleon Murphy Brock

1. Dupree's Paradise (00:53)
2. It Can't Happen Here (02:19)
3. Hungry Freaks, Daddy (02:46)
4. You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here (02:40)
5. How Could I Be Such a Fool? (03:46)
6. Ain't Got No Heart (to Give Away) (02:20)
7. I'm Not Satisfied (02:18)
8. Wowie Zowie (03:18)
9. Let's Make the Water Turn Black (02:23)
10. Harry, You're a Beast (00:53)

11. Oh No (08:15)
12. More Trouble Every Day (07:53)
13. Louie Louie (Berry) (01:55)
14. Camarillo Brillo (05:06)

Dupree's Paradise looks suspiciously partial. Personel listing looks
corny.

By the way, Unmitigated Audacity is not only that of the fur trapper in
"Don't Eat the Yellow Snow" - Zappa also used that phrase casually, for
example to describe "Let's Start All Over Again" by the Paragons: "the
unmitigated audacity to have the most moronic piano section I've ever
heard on a record - and it repeats it often enough to convince me it's
deliberate".


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- TITLE: Frank Zappa vs. the Tooth Fairy
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- Circle Star Theater, San Carlos, California, 19-Jul-1974 / 21-Jul-1974

Also issued as record 5 (red label) of The History & Collected
Improvisations of Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Audience C-
Label: ZX 3655
Cross-reference: Zappalog #221

Side 1 live 21-Jul-1974
Side 2 live 19-Jul-1974

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ruth Underwood, George Duke, Tom Fowler, Chester
Thompson and Napoleon Murphy Brock

1. Gloria [story about Ruth Underwood]
2. Inca Roads

3. Pygmy Twylyte [possibly listed as "Pygmie Twylyte"]
4. The Idiot Bastard Son
5. Cheepnis [possible listed as "Cheapnis"]

The History & Collected Improvisations lists a track 6: "Clear Version of
'Cheepnis'" (or "Cheapnis"), not listed on Frank Zappa vs. the Tooth
Fairy.


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- TITLE: Our Man in Italy (CD)
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- Bologna, Italy, 8-Sep-1974

Length: ~54 min
Sound quality: Audience B+

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ruth Underwood, Napoleon Murphy Brock, Chester
Thompson, Tom Fowler and George Duke

1. A Token of My Extreme
2. Stink-Foot
3. Inca Roads
4. Approximate
5. Penguin in Bondage
6. T'Mershi Duween
7. Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
8. Cosmik Debris
9. David Bowie Soundcheck [?]


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- Wighalle, Vienna, 11-Sep-1974

Also issued as record 3 (orange label) of The History & Collected
Improvisations of Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Audience B
Label: ZX 3653 or ZX 3654
Cross-reference: Zappalog #222

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ruth Underwood, George Duke, Chester Thompson, Tom
Fowler and Napoleon Murphy Brock

1. Intro ["A Token of My Extreme"]
2. The Hook [?]
3. My Little Augustine [?]
4. Dixie [?]
5. Dupree's Paradise

6. I'm the Slime [possibly listed as "I'm in the Slime":)]
7. Pygmy Twylyte [possible listed as "Pygmie Twylyte"]

Track 1 is listed as "Intro" on Ein Monster in der Musikhalle, but as "A
Token of My Extreme" by The History and Collected Improvisations. Tracks 2
and 3 may appear as one track. (Track 2 may be the little snippet from the
"Be-Bop Tango" that can be heard on Stage #4, just before the Archie Shepp
cut.) There might also be a track 8: "Room Service (Vienna Version)".


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- TITLE: Indiscreet Picture Show
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- TITLE: A Token of His Extreme
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- KCET-TV studio, Los Angeles, December 1974

Also issued as A Token of His Extreme (Mud Shark MZ 3607)
Also circulated on video tape

Length: ~45 min?
Sound quality: TV mono
label: 62517

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ruth Underwood, Napoleon Murphy Brock, Chester
Thompson, Tom Fowler and George Duke

1. Dog Breath
2. Trouble Every Day
3. Montana
4. George Duke Solo [possibly listed as "George Duke Freaks Out"]
5. Florentine Pogen Part 1

6. Florentine Pogen Part 2
7. Oh No
8. Son of Orange County
9. Pygmy Twylyte
10. Stink-Foot ["Tom Waits version", whatever that means]
11. Inca Roads

European issue (in deluxe black & white cover) of a recording made for a
TV show called "A Token of My Extreme". Good performance and good sound.
The issue A Token of His Extreme is supposed to be slightly different in
some way but exactly how is not known. Nevertheless, it should not be
confused with A Token of MY Extreme.

Do not see also: A Token of My Extreme


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- Bridges Auditorium, a collage in Claremont, California, 11-Apr-1975
(late show)

Also issued as record 6 (silver label) of The History & Collected
Improvisations of Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Audience B+ (particularily hissy)
Label: ZX 3656
Cross-reference: Zappalog #225

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, Denny Walley, George Duke, Tom
Fowler, Terry Bozzio and Napoleon Murphy Brock

1. A Token of My Extreme
2. Stinkfoot
3. Sleeping in a Jar
4. Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead

5. Debra Kadabra
6. Florentine Pogen
7. Why Doesn't Someone Get Him a Pepsi? ["The Torture Never Stops"]

The History & Collected Improvisations lists "Debra Kadabra" as "Abra
Kadabra" or "Abra Kadabraplus" (giggle, giggle) and "Florentine Pogen" as
"Chester's Gorilla". The record ends with the world premiere of "The
Torture Never Stops" - the original 1975 version (legally issued on Stage
#5) was quite different from that established on Zoot Allures. Apparently,
"Debra Kadabra" has especially poor sound quality. Anyway, this bootleg
should not be confused with A Token of HIS Extreme.

Do not see also: A Token of His Extreme


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- TITLE: No Bacon for Breakfast (2 LP)
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- TITLE: No Bacon for Breakfast Volume I
- TITLE: No Bacon for Breakfast Volume II
- TITLE: Violent Rape (2 LP)
- TITLE: I Was a Teenage Maltshop
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- Music Hall, Boston, Massachusettes, 27-Apr-1975

May also have been issued as two separate albums
Concert also bootlegged as Violent Rape (identical?)
Tracks 2-3 & 12 also issued as side 2 of I Was a Teenage Maltshop

Length: ~90 min
Sound quality: Audience B

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, Denny Walley, George Duke, Tom
Fowler, Terry Bozzio and Napoleon Murphy Brock

1. Instrumental [guitar solo]
2. Camarillo Brillo / Muffin Man ["Muffin Man" was instrumental]
3. Let's Make the Water Turn Black [not instrumental]
4. Penguin in Bondage
5. Debra Kadabra
6. Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
7. George Duke Whips It Out [keyboard solo]

8. The Torture Never Stops [original version]
9. [???]
10. Montana
11. Florentine Pogen
12. Willie the Pimp

This bootleg has been rated as not more than a 6 out of 10, weighing in
both sound quality and performance.

Violent Rape MAY be a re-issue of this show, but may also be a recording
of the second show with tracks like "Instrumental", "A Token of My
Extreme", "Stink-Foot", "I'm Not Satisfied", "Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy",
"Velvet Sunlight", "A Pound for a Brown on the Bus" (with solos by Bruce,
George & Frank), "Sleeping in a Jar", "Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans
Ahead", "Echnida's Arf (of You)", "Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top",
"Don't You Ever Wash That Thing" (with solos by Don & Terry solos),
"Advance Romance" and "Willie the Pimp".

See also: I Was a Teenage Maltshop


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- Kiel Auditiorium, Saint Louis, 13-May-1975
- Boston, Massachusettes, 23-Oct-1975

Also issued as record 4 (pink label) of The History & Collected
Improvisations of Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Audience B+ (Boston)
Label: ZX 3654
Cross-reference: Zappalog #226

Side 1 live at the Kiel Auditiorium, Saint Louis, 13-May-1975
Side 2 live in Boston 23-Oct-1975

Saint Louis musicians: Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, George Duke, Terry
Bozzio, Tom Fowler, Bruce Fowler and Napoleon Murphy Brock

Boston musicians: Frank Zappa, Roy Estrada, Terry Bozzio, Napoleon Murphy
Brock, Andre Lewis and Norma Bell

1. Apostrophe (')
2. Stinkfoot
3. I'm Not Satisfied
4. Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy

5. You Can Swallow My Pride [?]
6. Any Downers?
7. Packard Goose
8. Camarillo Brillo
9. Muffin Man

The History & Collected Improvisations does not list "Packard Goose";
instead it lists the two tracks "The Mothers Go Cosmic" and "Love is Where
It's At". Some sources call this track "The Mothers Go Cosmik / Packard
Goose". At any rate, this version of "Packard Goose" is quite different
from that on Joe's Garage.


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- Apollo Stadium, Adelaide, Australia, 24-Jan-1976

Also issued as record 10 (green label) of The History & Collected
Improvisations of Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Audience B
Label: ZX 3660
Cross-reference: Zappalog #227

Musicians: FZ, Napoleon Murphy Brock, Andre Lewis, Terry Bozzio and Roy
Estrada

1. The Illinois Enema Bandit
2. Wind up Working in a Gas Station
3. Tryin' to Grow a Chin
4. The Torture Never Stops

5. How Could I Be Such a Fool
6. I Ain't Got No Heart
7. I'm Not Satisfied
8. Black Napkins
9. Honey, Don't You Want a Man like Me

The History and Collected Improvisations flips the sides around, and lists
only three tracks on side 2: "The Illinois Enema Bandit", "Show Me Your
Thumb" and "The Torture Never Stops".


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- TITLE: The Eyes of Osaka (2 CD)
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- TITLE: Strange Habits (2 CD)
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- Osaka, 3-Feb-1976

Also issued as Strange Habits (SGCD 04), with a different cover but
identical CDs.
Some sources say it has been issued on LP, abridged or triple.

Length: ~120 min
Sound quality: Audience B
Label: DISCR DISCD 202

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock, Andre Lewis, Roy Estrada
and Terry Bozzio

1. Intro
2. Stink-Foot [including poodle lecture]
3. Dirty Love
4. Filthy Habits
5. How Could I Be Such a Fool?
6. I Ain't Got No Heart
7. I'm Not Satisfied
8. Black Napkins
9. Advance Romance

10. Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?
11. The Illinois Enema Bandit
12. Wind Up Workin' in a Gas Station
13. The Torture Never Stops
14. Chunga's Revenge / Drum Solo
15. Zoot Allures
16. Ship Ahoy
17. I'm the Slime
18. San Ber'dino

It is from this legendary concert that the (abridged) Zoot Allures version
of "Black Napkins" is lifted, just like "Ship Ahoy" on Shut Up & Play Yer
Guitar - and the drum solo and first 2 minutes and 24 seconds of "Zoot
Allures" appear on Stage #3, where the drum solo is called "Hands with a
Hammer", duly credited to Bozzio, and supposedly abridged.

The title is probably The Eyes of Osaka, although some sources have "In
the Eyes of Osaka". The phrase must derive from "Eye of Agamoto",
something performed live in 1969.


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- TITLE: Let's Drink Some Beer and Hear Frank Zappa
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- Munich 14-Feb-1976

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Audience B+

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Andre Lewis, Terry Bozzio, Roy Estrada, Napoleon
Murphy Brock and David Moire

1. Chunga's Revenge
2. Terry's Drum Solo
3. Zoot Allures

4. Ship Ahoy
5. Dinah-Moe Humm
6. I'm the Slime
7. San Ber'dino

Vinyl side division is pure speculation on my part. Wow, there's a cool
title; Frank would definitely have sighed if he saw it.


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- Ludwigshafen, Germany, 15-Feb-1976

Length: ~90 min
Sound quality: Audience
Label: The Bubble Company 3311

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Andre Lewis, Terry Bozzio, Roy Estrada, Napoleon
Murphy Brock and David Moire

1. Prologue ["Inca Roads" solo]
2. Stink-Foot [including poodle lecture]
3. Dirty Love
4. Filthy Habits

5. How Could I Be Such a Fool?
6. Ain't Got no Heart
7. I'm Not Satisfied
8. Black Napkins

9. Advance Romance
10. Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?
11. The Illinois Enema Bandit [part 1]

12. The Illinois Enema Bandit [part 2]
13. Wind Up Workin' in a Gas Station
14. Tryin' to Grow a Chin
15. The Torture Never Stops
16. Chunga's Revenge

Set list looks suspiciously similar to The Eyes of Osaka. Deluxe black &
white cover. Pressed on orange and yellow vinyl (maybe first record orange
and second yellow, maybe different issues entirely orange and yellow).


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- TITLE: Miami Matinee Volume 1
- TITLE: Miami Matinee Volume 2
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- TITLE: Miami Matinee (2 LP) [?]
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- University of Florida, Miami, ??-Oct-1976
- New York, 31-Oct-1976

Possibly also issued as a double LP

Length: 2*~45 min
Sound quality: Audience B (Miami), bad (New York)
Label: KAX records

Live in Miami October 1976 except tracks 13 and 15, which are live in New
York 31-Oct-1976

Miami musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray White, Terry Bozzio, Patrick O'Hearn,
Eddie Jobson and Bianca Odin

New York musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray White, Terry Bozzio, Patrick O'Hearn
and Eddie Jobson

1. Intro
2. Stink-Foot [including poodle lecture]
3. Dirty Love
4. Wind Up Workin' in a Gas Station
5. Tryin' to Grow a Chin

6. Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink
7. Would You Go All the Way?
8. Daddy Daddy Daddy
9. What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?
10. Dinah-Moe Humm

11. You Didn't Try to Call Me [6-minute version]
12. Advance Romance
13. Stranded in a Jungle

14. Black Napkins [over 16 minutes long]
15. Muffin Man

Sound quality bites it on the New York tracks, and "Muffin Man" is
supposed to be especially abominable. Otherwise not very good, has been
defined as "acceptable", slightly better on Volume I than on Volume II.
Very silly covers with non-1976 photos on the back.


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- TITLE: Conceptual Continuity
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- Detroit 19-Nov-1976

Also issued legally as part of the Beat the Boots II set

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: B+
Label: Mud Shark MZ 3603
Cross-reference: Zappalog #228, Beat the Boots II

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray White, Eddie Jobson, Patrick O'Hearn and Terry
Bozzio

1. Stink-Foot
2. Dirty Love
3. Wind up Workin' in a Gas Station
4. The Torture Never Stops
5. City of Tiny Lites

The Project/Object bootleg claims to be "phase two of Conceptual
Continuity". This may be a coincidence, explicable via the semantics
involved, but it's quite entertaining (in a dry way) considering that
there IS an OTHER bootleg, Marvellous Stunner, which IS phase two of
Conceptual continuity - a later part of the show, with Flo & Eddie making
a guest appearance!

See also: Marvellous Sunner


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- TITLE: Marvellous Stunner
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- Detroit 19-Nov-1976

Length: ~35 min
Sound quality: B

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray White, Eddie Jobson, Patrick O'Hearn, Terry
Bozzio and special guests Mark Volman and Howard Kaylan

1. Titties & Beer
2. Stranded in the Jungle
3. Camarillo Brillo
4. Muffin Man
5. Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink
6. Would You Go All The Way?
7. Daddy Daddy Daddy
8. What Kind of Girl?
9. Dinah-Moe Humm

The early part of this show is issued as Conceptual Continuity.

See also: Conceptual Continuity


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- TITLE: Zoot Allures Live in Paris
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- TITLE: Titties & Beer
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- Pavillon de Paris 3-Feb-1977

Maybe issued as Zoot Allures Live in Paris
Maybe issued as Titties & Beer
Maybe issued as Titties & Beer - Zoot Allures Live in Paris

Length: ~90 min / ~45 min
Sound quality: Audience B
Label: HFQ 177 (Titties & Beer)
Cross-reference: Zappalog #230 (Titties & Beer)

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray White, Eddie Jobson, Patrick O'Hearn and Terry
Bozzio

1. The Illinois Enema Bandit [only the last part, actually]
2. My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
3. Tryin' to Grow a Chin
4. Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
5. Dong Work for Yuda [not listed, a capella version]

6. Manx Needs Women [not listed]
7. Titties and Beer
8. Le Serviette Noir

This apparently has a pretty good version of "Titties & Beer" on it. The
Last track, "Le Serviette Noir" ("The Black Napkin") is certainly "Black
Napkins"; people calling it "The Black Page" have probably got the titles
mixed up.

Titties & Beer has tracks 1-4 and 7 on side 1, and Le Serviette Noir on
side 2. It also has a deluxe black & white cover.


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- Amsterdam, 25-Feb-1977
- Pavillon de Paris 3-Feb-1977 (?)

Length: ~90
Sound quality: Audience
Label: BZ Records

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray White, Terry Bozzio, Patrick O'Hearn and Eddie
Jobson

First record live in Amsterdam, 25-Feb-1977
Second record probably same as Titties & Beer (Paris 3-Feb-1977)

1. Introduction
2. Peaches en Regalia
3. The Torture Never Stops
4. Big Leg Emma

5. City of Tiny Lites
6. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus [listed as "The Black Page"]
7. Jones Chrusher

8. Blues [guitar solo]
9. My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
10. Tryin' to Grow a Chin
11. Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
12. Dong Work for Yuda [a capella version]

13. Manx Needs Women [not listed]
14. Titties and Beer
15. Black Napkins [15-minute version with violin solo]

Some people like "The Torture Never Stops" and the very early "City of
Tiny Lites" ("with very O'Hearnish bass" (bleh I say)) on this one, and
also Zappa's solo on "A Pound for a Brown on the Bus" and Jobson's solo on
"Black Napkins". Apparently a very good bootleg.

See also: Titties & Beer

Robbert Heederik

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Aug 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/2/96
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- TITLE: Zurkon Music
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- TITLE: Donna U Wanna (CD)


- TITLE: Tiny Nightmares (2 LP)

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- Felt Forum, New York, 31-Oct-1977

Re-issued on CD as Donna U Wanna
Re-issued with Ultra-Modern Stringbeans as Tiny Nightmares (2 LP)
Also issued as record 9 (cream label) of The History & Collected

Improvisations of Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Soundboard A-
Label: Imp 1.13 [Impossible Recordworks?]
Cross-reference: Zappalog #231 [?]

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Adrian Belew, Patrick O'Hearn, Tommy Mars, Peter
Wolf, Ed Mann and Terry Bozzio

1. San Ber'dino
2. Tryin' to Grow a Chin [Stage #6 version]
3. City of Tiny Lites
4. The Squirm [guitar solo]
5. Big Leg Emma

6. The Dance Contest Invocations
7. The Black Page #2
8. Jones Crusher
9. Camarillo Brillo
10. Black Napkins

The History & Collected Improvisations lists an "Intro" before "San
Ber'dino", "Tryin' to Grow a Chin" as "I Wanna Be Dead", "City of Tiny
Lites" as just "Tiny Lites", does not list "The Squirm", lists "The Dance
Contest Invocations" as "Audience Participation Time", does not list
"Jones Crusher", and possibly spells "Camarillo Brillo" as "Camerillo".

This is the concert in the Baby Snakes movie and on the Baby Snakes
record. This version of "Tryin' to Grow a Chin" is the one released on
Stage #6. "The Black Page #2" and "Jones Crusher" could be the Baby Snakes
versions.

See also: Tiny Nightmares


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- TITLE: Tiny Nightmares (2 LP)
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- TITLE: Ultra-Modern Stringbeans

- TITLE: Zurkon Music


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- Festival Hall, Melbourne, 29-Jun-1973

- Felt Forum, New York, 31-Oct-1977

Re-issue of Ultra-Modern Stringbeans and Zurkon Music

Length: ~90 min
Sound quality: Audience B+ (Melbourne) / Soundboard A (New York)
Label: Beacon Island Records (Australia) 2S726 / IMP 1-13

1973 musicians: Frank Zappa, Jean-Luc Ponty, George Duke, Ian Underwood,

Ruth Underwood, Bruce Fowler, Tom Fowler, Ralph Humphrey and Sal Marquez

1977 musicians: Frank Zappa, Adrian Belew, Patrick O'Hearn, Tommy Mars,
Peter Wolf, Ed Mann and Terry Bozzio

1. Uncle Meat / Dog Breath Variations
2. Montana
3. Fifty-Fifty [instrumental version, not listed on the cover]

4. The Mudshark
5. Farther Oblivion [listed as "Father O'Blivion"]
6. San Ber'dino
7. Tryin' to Grow a Chin
8. City of Tiny Lites
9. The Squirm [guitar solo]
10. Big Leg Emma

11. Invocations/Dance Contest
12. The Black Page #2
13. Jones Crusher
14. Camarillo Brillo
15. Black Napkins

The Beacon Island Records version has a deluxe color cover. An IMP 1-13
re-issue has a black & white cover.


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TITLE: Wax Flags (2 LP / 2 CD)
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TITLE: Punky's Whips Shown on Stage (2 CD)
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- Pauley Pavillion, University of Californa, Los Angeles, 31-Dec-1977

Also issued on CD as Punky's Whips Shown on Stage (Tuff TB 1004)

Length: ~90 min
Sound quality: Audience B+
Label: FZ500
Cross-reference: Zappalog #234

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Adrian Belew, Patrick O'Hearn, Tommy Mars, Peter
Wolf, Ed Mann, Terry Bozio and Roy Estrada

1. Envelopes
2. I Have Been in You
3. Flakes ["Tom Snyder vs. the Red Spiders from NBC" (?)]


4. Broken Hearts Are for Assholes

5. Stinky Finger [?]
6. Fancy Stinky [part 1] [?]

7. Fancy Stinky [part 2] [?]
8. Punky's Whips

9. Stink-Foot Finale [?]
10. Black Page #2
11. Jones Crusher [listed as "Deadly Jaws"]
12. Disco Boy
13. Dinah-Moe Humm
14. Bobby Brown

15. Conehead
16. Camarillo Brillo
17. Muffin Man
18. San Berdino
19. Black Napkins
20. Auld Lang Syne

Track listing is a mysterious mess. Cheap black & white cover on some Wax
Flags issues; deluxe tan & white on others.

(Some sources call the CD Punky's Whips LIVE on Stage; some call it
Punky's Whips on Stage. It could be a case of different issues, of
course.)


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- TITLE: The Best Slidin' is Horse Ridin'
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- Stadthalle, Vienna, 3-Feb-1978

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Not exactly your Stereophile Magazine reference recording
Label: Black & White / Revival Records

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Adrian Belew, Patrick O'Hearn, Tommy Mars, Peter
Wolf, Ed Mann and Terry Bozzio

1. Introductions
2. Dancin' Fool
3. Peaches en Regalia


4. The Torture Never Stops

5. Tryin' to Grow a Chin

6. City of Tiny Lites [part 1]

7. City of Tiny Lites [part 2]
8. Baby Snakes
9. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
10. I Have Been in You
11. Flakes [edited version]

Set list identical to the first part of Steaming Jukebox. This is a
bootleg of record-breaking lo-fi, worse than Steaming Jukebox: only for
die-hard fans. "A Pound for a Brown on the Bus" is usually regarded as the
most interesting track, followed by "I Have Been in You" with its special
introduction. Flakes has been edited badly and is just the first and last
parts pasted together.

See also: Steaming Jukebox


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- TITLE: Steaming Jukebox (2 LP)
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- Eppelheim, Germany, 24-Feb-1978

Length: ~90 min
Sound quality: Audience B- (others claim it sucks completely though)

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Adrian Belew, Patrick O'Hearn, Tommy Mars, Peter
Wolf, Ed Mann and Terry Bozzio

1. Introductions
2. Dancin' Fool
3. Peaches en Regalia


4. The Torture Never Stops

5. Tryin' to Grow a Chin [part 1]

6. Tryin' to Grow a Chin [part 2]
7. City of Tiny Lites
8. Baby Snakes
9. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus [part 1]

10. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus [part 2]
11. I Have Been in You [with intro about a German boutique girl]
12. Flakes [part 1]

13. Flakes [part 2]
14. Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
15. King Kong [edited version]
16. Wild Love

Real bad sound with crackling noises and audience chat. Sides 3-4 are
popular anyway. Many people like the solos on "King Kong", but
unfortunately there seems to be an edit somewhere in that track. "I Have
Been in You" is given an long intro about a German boutique girl so it
runs over 11 minutes.

See Also: The Best Slidin' is Horse Ridin'


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- TITLE: At the Circus
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- Zirkus Krone, Munich, ??-Sep-1978
- Uddel, Belgium, ??-Dec-1970

Also issued legally as part of the Beat the Boots II set

Length: ~42 min
Sound quality: FM radio A- (Munich)
Label: A 6606
Cross-reference: Zappalog #240, Beat the Boots II

Tracks 1-5 and 8-12 live at the Zirkus Krone in Munich, September 1978
Tracks 6-7 live in Uddel, Belgium, December 1970

Munich musicians: Frank Zappa, Denny Walley, Ed Mann, Arthur Barrow, Ike
Willis, Tommy Mars, Peter Wolf and Vinnie Colaiuta

Uddel musicians: Frank Zappa, Mark Volman, Howard Kaylan, Jeff Simmons,
George Duke, Aynsley Dunbar and Ian Underwood

1. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
2. Baby Snakes
3. Dancing Fool
4. Easy Meat
5. Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?
6. Mother People

7. Wonderful Wino [listed as "Wino Man"]
8. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
9. Seal Call Fusion Music
10. Bobby Brown
11. I'm on Duty
12. Conehead

The Munich set was a "non-public performance", whatever that would be.
Lookingly a radio broadcast.


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- TITLE: Saarbruecken '78 (2 LP)
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- Saarbruecken, 3-Sep-1978

Also issued legally as part of the Beat the Boots set

Length: ~70 min
Sound quality: Soundboard B
Cross-reference: Beat the Boots II

1. Dancin' Fool (03:43)
2. Easy Meat (05:04)
3. Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me? (04:15)
4. Keep It Greasy (03:31)
5. Village of the Sun (06:18)
6. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (03:41)
7. City of Tiny Lights (09:38)
8. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus (03:42)
9. Bobby Brown (02:52)
10. Conehead (06:05)
11. Flakes (02:32)
12. Magic Fingers (02:29)
13. Don't Eat the Yellow Snow (02:11)
14. Nanook Rubs It (03:22)
15. St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast (03:17)
16. Rollo (03:31)
17. Bamboozled By Love (06:45)

Legal issue on double LP or one CD. "Flakes" looks suspiciously short.
Cover has a WAY-COOL black & white photo of Zappa the mad rocker seemingly
lecturing from a chair, one leg across the other, leaning forward with a
microphone, looking grouchy, with long, straight ponytail.


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- TITLE: Rubber Slices (2 LP)
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- TITLE: Knebworth, England (CD)
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- Knebworth Hall/Festival, England, 9-Sep-1978

Long version issued on Rubber Slices (2 LP) (in a deluxe color cover)
Short version issued on CD as Knebworth, England
Short version possible also issued on CD as Rubber Slices (Three TCC 046),
but the cover says New York on that one.

Length: ~90 min / 65 min
Sound quality: Audience B
Label: Lunar Toones 2S-8
Cross-reference: Zappalog #237

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Denny Walley, Ike Willis, Tommy Mars, Peter Wolf,
Vinnie Colaiuta, Ed Mann and Arthur Barrow

Here's the track listing for Rubber Slices:

1. Rubber Slices [?] (9:03)
2. Dancin' Fool (3:48)
3. Easy Meat (5:11)
4. Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me? (4:25)

5. Keep it Greasy (4:45)
6. Village of the Sun (7:52)
7. Poor Suckers [?] (4:13)
8. City of Tiny Lites (8:07)

9. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus (6:45)
10. Bobby Brown (3:02)
11. Conehead (5:20)
12. Morons (2:25)
13. Flakes (2:45)

14. Magic Fingers (2:42)
15. Don't Eat the Yellow Snow (4:25)
16. Nanook Rubs It (2:11)
17. Saint Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast (3:15)
18. Father O'Blivion (3:20)
19. Bamboozled by Love (6:27)

And here for the Knebworth, England CD:

1. The Deathless Horsie
2. Introduction and Soundcheck
3. Dancin' Fool
4. Easy Meat
5. Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?


6. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus

7. Bobby Brown
8. Conehead
9. I'm a Moron / Flakes
10. Magic Fingers
11. Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Nanook Rubs It
Saint Alphonzo's Pancakce Breakfast
Father O'Blivion
12. Bamboozled by Love


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TITLE: Peepers Part 1 (but what was part 2?)
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- Mid Hudson Center, Poughkeepse, New York, 21-Sep-1978

Also issued as Peepers Part 1 (part 2 unknown)

Length: 41:55 min
Sound quality: SBD / FM Radio A-
Label: Mud Shark MZ 3604 (LP) / Archivo (CD) / Three TCC 045 (CD)
Cross-reference: Zappalog #238

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Denny Walley, Ike Willis, Arthur Barrow, Tommy
Mars, Peter Wolf, Ed Mann and Vinnie Colaiuta

1. Instrumental [piano/keyboard solo]
2. Bobby Brown
3. Conehead
4. Moe's Vacation
5. I Have Been in You
6. Little House I Used to Live in [?]
7. Tell Me You Love Me
8. Yo' Mama

The first track is some kind of piano/keyboard solo intro to Bobby Brown;
"Moe's Vacation" is a short weird instrumental (has been compared to "Manx
Needs Women", "Approximate" and "The Black Page"), and track 6, listed as
"Little House I Used to Live in", reportedly doesn't sound much like that
song. Also, "I Have Been in You" has a long funny introduction.

This bootleg claims to be "phase two of Conceptual Continuity". This may
be pure mock-Zappa theory, but may also refer to the bootleg Conceptual
Continuity, in which case it is dead wrong; phase two of that bootleg is
actually issued as Marvellous Stunner.

Peepers is very probably a re-issue of this boot. It is absolutely from
the same show.


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- TITLE: Any Way the Wind Blows (2 LP)
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- TITLE: Zapp...a...Paris (2 LP)
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- Paris, 24-Feb-1979

Advance copied issued as Zapp...a...Paris with paper insert


Also issued legally as part of the Beat the Boots set

Length: ~90 min?
Sound quality: Soundboard B
Label: FP 101/102
Cross-reference: Beat the Boots

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Denny Walley, Ike Willis, Tommy Mars, Peter Wolf,
Vinnie Colaiuta, Arthur Barrow and Warren Cuccurullo

1. Watermelon in Easter Hay (04:27)
2. Dead Girls of London (02:38)
3. Ain't Got No Heart (to Give Away) (02:11)
4. Brown Shoes Don't Make It (07:29)
5. Cosmik Debris (04:11)
6. Tryin' to Grow a Chin (03:34)
7. City of Tiny Lights (09:25)
8. Dancin' Fool (03:31)
9. Easy Meat (06:40)
10. Jumbo, Go Away (03:46)
11. Andy (05:20)
12. Inca Roads (05:42)
13. Florentine Pogen (05:26)
14. Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me? (04:34)
15. Keep It Greasy (03:31)
16. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (03:24)
17. Another Cheap Aroma (02:38)
18. Wet T-Shirt Night (02:29)
19. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? (02:38)
20. Peaches en Regalia (03:41)

First released on colored vinyl with deluxe color cover. Later re-issued
on black vinyl with black front and red back cover: drawing of a woman
from waist to ankles, her skirt blown up by the wind.


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- TITLE: Easy Meat
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- Gothenburg, 6-Mar-1979

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Audience

Label: Mud Shark MZ 3602

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Denny Walley, Ike Willis, Tommy Mars, Peter Wolf,
Vinnie Colaiuta, Arthur Barrow and Warren Cuccurullo

1. The Deathless Horsie
2. Dead Girls of London
3. I Ain't Got no Heart
4. Brown Shoes Don't Make It
5. Cosmik Debris
6. Easy Meat [part 1]

7. Easy Meat [part 2]
8. Jumbo, Go Away [listed as "Jumbo"]
9. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
10. Dear Heart [?]
11. Wet T-Shirt Nite
12. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?


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- TITLE: Brest (2 LP)
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- TITLE: Live in Brest, France (Part 3)
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- Brest, France, 19-Mar-1979

Length: ~90 min?
Sound quality: Soundboard B+
Label: Shogun

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Denny Walley, Ike Willis, Tommy Mars, Peter Wolf,
Vinnie Colaiuta, Ed Mann, Arthur Barrow and Warren Cuccurullo

1. He Used to Cut the Grass (Imaginary Guitar Solo)
2. Boutique (Introduction)
3. Dead Girls of London [interrupted]
4. Ain't Got No Heart [not listed]
5. Brown Shoes Don't Make It

6. Cosmik Debris
7. Tryin' to Grow a Chin
8. City of Tiny Lites \ Filthy Habits
9. Dancin' Fool
10. Easy Meat [part 1]

11. Easy Meat [part 2]
12. Jumbo, Go Away
13. Andy
14. Inca Roads [part 1]

15. Inca Roads [part 2]
16. Florentine Pogen
17. Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?
18. Peaches en Regalia
19. Montana [partial]

There's SOME problem with the track listing on side 3; it's got something
to do with "Andy" ... anyway, "Dead Girls of London" is interrupted as
people throw beer cans onto the stage (apparently not all Frenchmen are
winos that do not march); "Montana" is interrupted because the tape and/or
vinyl side runs out. Tracks 1-2 may be listed this way; track 8 is
probably listed only as "City of Tiny Lites". Qualitative cover of some
sort but "disappointing sound" (has been rated as B+). Many people prefer
the other great French 1979 bootleg, Any Way the Wind Blows.

There is also another, pretty unknown "Part 3" LP from the same show.

See also: Any Way the Wind Blows


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- TITLE: Joe's Garage Acts IV & V Live (2 LP)
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- Fox Theater, Atlanta, 20-Apr-1980
- Eugene, Oregon, 27-Mar-1980 (?)
- Boston, Massachusettes, 3-May-1980 (?)

Length: ~88 min
Sound quality: Audience B? Stereo?

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ike Willis, Tommy Mars, Arthur Barrow, Ray White
and David Logeman

1. Watermelon In Easter Hay
2. Teenage Wind
3. Harder Than Your Husband
4. Bamboozeled By Love
5. Pick Me I'm Clean

6. Society Pages
7. I'm A Beautiful Guy
8. Beauty Knows No Pain
9. Charlie's Enormous Mouth
10. Any Downers
11. Conehead
12. You Are What You Is

13. Easy Meat
14. The Mudd Club
15. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
16. Heavenly Bank Account

17. Suicide Chump
18. Jumbo, Go Away
19. You Just Got Drafted
20. I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
21. Joe's Garage

Some sources list the unconfirmed dates Eugene, Oregon, 27-Mar-1980 and
Boston, Massachusettes, 3-May-1980 for this as well as the confirmed date
Fox Theater, Atlanta, 20-Apr-1980.


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- TITLE: Personality (2 LP)
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- TITLE: Rotterdam 1980 (2 LP)
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- Rotterdam, 24-May-1980

Re-issued as Rotterdam 1980 (FZ 1413) with a deluxe green and blue cover

Length: ~90 min
Sound quality: FM radio A
Label: Prince Records 1413

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ike Willis, Tommy Mars, Arthur Barrow, Ray White
and David Logeman

1. Chunga's Revenge
2. Keep It Greasy
3. Outside Now
4. City of Tiny Lites
5. Teenage Wind
6. Bamboozled by Love

7. Pick Me, I'm Clean
8. Society Pages
9. I'm a Beautiful Guy
10. Beauty Knows No Pain
11. Charlie's Enormous Mouth [possibly listed as "Charlie's Mouth"]

12. Cosmik Debris
13. You Didn't Try to Call Me
14. Love of My Life
15. You Are What You Is
16. Easy Meat
17. Joe's Garage
18. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
19. Dancin' Fool

20. Bobby Brown
21. Ms. Pinky
22. I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
23. The Illinois Enema Bandit [partial]

This was a radio broadcast, so the sound is quite acceptable. The guitar
solo of "The Illinois Enema Bandit" is interrupted. It's a European
bootleg with a deluxe black & white cover.


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- Sporthalle, Cologne, 7-Jun-1980
- Phoenix, Arizona, 13-Oct-1980
- Palladium, New York 1-Nov-1980
- Various (frankly unkown) USA locations and dates late 1980

Length: ~90 min
Sound quality: Soundboard B+
Label: Mud Shark MZ 3606

Tracks 1-9 are live in Cologne 7-Jun-1980
Tracks 10-11 are live in Phoenix, Arizona, 13-Oct-1980
Tracks 12-17 and 21-23 are from various unknown US live dates late 1980
Tracks 18-20 are from the late Palladium show in New York 1-Nov-1980

Cologne musicians: Frank Zappa, Ike Willis, Tommy Mars, Arthur Barrow, Ray
White and David Logeman

US musicians: Frank Zappa, Ike Willis, Steve Vai, Ray White, Arthur
Barrow, Vinnie Colaiuta, Tommy Mars and Bob Harris

1. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
2. Pick Me, I'm Clean
3. Society Pages
4. I'm a Beautiful Guy
5. Beauty Knows No Pain

6. Charlie's Enormous Mouth
7. Dancin' Fool
8. Bobby Brown
9. Ms Pinky
10. Truck Driver Divorce
11. You're a Dork [?]
12. Outside Now

13. Tinseltown Rebellion
14. The Dangerous Kitchen
15. Your Ethos ["The Blue Light"]
16. Dumb All Over
17. Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?

18. Black Napkins / Introduction
19. Doreen
20. Goblin Girl
21. Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
22. I'm so Cute
23. Andy


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- TITLE: Teenage Rockin' Combo Concert (2 LP)
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- TITLE: Teenage Rockin' Combo Concert Volume I
- TITLE: Teenage Rockin' Combo Concert Volume II
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- Palais des Sports, Paris, 11-Jun-1980

Probably issued as the double LP Teenage Rockin' Combo Concert
Probably also issued as two separate LPs (volumes I-II)

Length: ~90 min / 2*~45 min
Sound quality: Soundboard

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ike Willis, Tommy Mars, Arthur Barrow, Ray White
and David Logeman

1. Chunga's Revenge
2. Keep It Greasy
3. Outside Now
4. City of Tiny Lites
5. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
6. Cosmik Debris

7. You Didn't Try to Call Me
8. Ain't Got No Heart
9. Love of My Life
10. You Are What You Is
11. Easy Meat
12. The Mudd Club
13. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
14. Heavenly Bank Account
15. Suicide Chump
16. Jumbo, Go Away

Apparently this version of "Heavenly Bank Account" has a "good intro by
Zappa", whatever that means. And of course, Zappa used to refer to his
band as the "rockin' teenage combo" (not the other way around, I think).


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- TITLE: Songs Einstein Jr. Never Heard (CD)
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- TITLE: Things Wayne Newton Never Told You
- TITLE: Erdbeben in Muenchen (CD)
- TITLE: The Frank Zappa Famous X-mas Flower Hour
- TITLE: King Biscuit
- TITLE: Bavarian Extravaganza (CD)
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- Olympiahalle, Munich, 3-Jul-1980

Abridged to Things Wayne Newton Never Told You (Foolish Records P-3002)
Somehow issued on CD as Erdbeben in Muenchen
Somehow issued as The Frank Zappa Famous X-mas Flower Hour
Somehow issued as King Biscuit
Issued on CD as Bavarian Extravaganza

Length: 49:27
Sound quality: FM radio A

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ike Willis, Tommy Mars, Arthur Barrow, Ray White
and David Logeman

1. Chunga's Revenge
2. The Mudd Club
3. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
4. Joe's Garage
5. The Legend of the Golden Arches

6. Cosmik Debris
7. Keep it Greasy
8. Pick Me, I'm Clean
9. The Illinois Enema Bandit

10. You Didn't Try To Call Me [Stage #1 version]
11. Ain't Got No Heart
12. Love of My Life
13. City of Tiny Lites

This playing order reflects the CD Songs Einstein Jr. Never Heard - not
that it's a triple CD, but it really has only three tracks containing the
above songs. CD cover has no info about the recording at all.

Things Wayne Newton Never Told You has tracks 1-4 and 7 on side 1, and 10-
12 plus 9 on side 2.

Bavarian Extravaganza has all tracks (listed) except track 5. It is a
limited edition of 250 copies. The CDs say "Made in Korea", which may
refer only to the discs themselves.

The reason why this show is so widely bootlegged is that it was broadcast
on radio, on the King Biscuit Flower Hour show. A few of the above titles
reflect that fact. (There was once (REAL long ago) a kind of city blues
radio show called King Biscuit Time, but how that got named is an open
question.) But who was Wayne Newton? (And Erdbeben in Muenchen does not
mean that it was recorded in a venue called "Erdbeben" in Munich, it means
"earthquake in Munich".)


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- TITLE: Halloween
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- TITLE: Teenage Wind
- TITLE: Arrogant Mop
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- Palladium, New York, 31-Oct-1981

The Halloween LP is unnaturally long, around 60 minutes; the same
recording was used for the double LP Heavenly Bank Account, with another
1981 recording as filler
Concert also bootlegged as Teenage Wind
Concert also bootlegged as Arrogant Mop (cool name, sounds like a dog!)

Length: ~60 min
Sound quality: Soundboard A-
Label: KEF Records (Switzerland)

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray White, Steve Vai, Tommy Mars, Bobby Martin, Ed
Mann, Scott Thunes and Chad Wackerman

1. You Are What You Is
2. The Mudd Club
3. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
4. Dumb All Over [Stage #1 version]
5. Heavenly Bank Account [Stage #1 version]
6. Suicide Chump [Stage #1 version]
7. Jumbo, Go Away
8. We're Turning Again [part 1]

9. We're Turning Again [part 2]
10. Alien Orifice [Stage #6 version]
11. Teenage Prostitute
12. Flakes
13. Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
14. Montana
15. Whipping Post

Tracks 4-6 appear on Stage #1: "Dumb All Over" has a guitar solo here that
was edited out from the Stage version (some people agree with Zappa that
the solo was boring, others crave it) and "Suicide Chump" strangely
instead has no solos here but several on Stage #1. Track 10 appears on
Stage #6, where the solo has been shortened.

It may have been this concert that some magazine (maybe Guitar Player or
something) in 1996 deemed "The Best Concert by Anyone Anywhere" - but it
may also have been the Ritz concert 17-Nov-1980 (bootlegged as Toxic
Shock, Parts I-III) where Al DiMeola sat in. I don't remember and it
doesn't matter.

See also: Heavenly Bank Account
See also: As an Am
See also: Toxic Shock, Parts I-III


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- TITLE: Heavenly Bank Account (2 LP)
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- Palladium, New York, 31-Oct-1981
- Unidentified 1981 live date

Re-issue of the Halloween bootleg recording stretched over three vinyl
sides, with another 1981 recording thrown in as filler.

Length: ~90 min?
Sound quality: Soundboard A- (Halloween show)
Label: Pilot/PRC Inc.

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray White, Steve Vai, Tommy Mars, Bobby Martin, Ed
Mann, Scott Thunes and Chad Wackerman

Side 1 is an unidentified 1981 live recording, according to some sources -
but other sources have track 1 as the Stage #6 version, in which case the
recording should be very easy to identify (check the Stage #6 booklet)
Sides 2-4 are the same recording as the Halloween bootleg

1. Strictly Genteel [Stage #6 version] / Introductions
2. No No Cherry
3. The Man from Utopia
4. In France

5. You Are What You Is
6. The Mudd Club
7. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
8. Dumb All Over [Stage #1 version]
9. Heavenly Bank Account [Stage #1 version]

10. Suicide Chump [Stage #1 version]
11. Jumbo, Go Away
12. We're Turning Again [part 1]
13. We're Turning Again [part 2]
14. Alien Orifice [Stage #6 version]

15. Teenage Prostitute
16. Flakes
17. Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
18. Montana
19. Whipping Post

See the Halloween bootleg for details about edited tracks and the
Halloween recording in general (there is no reason to believe this version
is different with respect to edits). Cover carries some nonsensical info
about side 1 being Gothenburg 1-Dec-1978 (artwork unknown).

See also: Halloween
See also: As an Am


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- TITLE: Toxic Shock Trilogy (3 LP)
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- TITLE: Drowning Witch (Toxic Shock Part I)
- TITLE: Standing Room Only (Toxic Shock Part II)
- TITLE: Clownz on Velvet (Toxic Shock Part III)
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- The Ritz, New York, 17-Nov-1981

Issued as a triple LP and three separate records

Length: 3*~45 min?
Sound quality: FM radio A-
Label Magpie Records MGP 3001-3003

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray White, Steve Vai, Tommy Mars, Bobby Martin, Ed
Mann, Scott Thunes, Chad Wackerman and special guest Al DiMeola

1. Easy Meat
2. The Mudd Club
3. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
4. Dumb All Over [part 1]

5 Dumb All Over [part 2]
6. Heavenly Bank Account
7. Suicide Chump
8. Jumbo, Go Away
9. Sorry Al [?]
10. Maybe Next Time [?]

11. Bamboozled by Love
12. Stevie's Spanking
13. Cocaine Decisions
14. Nig Biz [listed as "Nigger Biznis"]

15. Drowning Witch

16. While I tune my Guitar
17. Zoot Allures
18. Clownz on Velvet

19 Strictly Genteel
20. This is my Story
21. Whipping Post [reggae version]
22. Watermelon in Easter Hay

It may have been this concert that was deemed "Best Concert by Anyone
Anywhere" by Guitar Player or a similar magazine in 1996, but it may also
have been the 1981 Halloween concert bootlegged as Halloween. I don't
remember and it doesn't matter.

Special Guest Al DiMeola plays a solo on "Clownz on Velvet". (Word-of-
mouth has it that he never actually played WITH Zappa since they couldn't
hook up enough guitars.)

Apparently, the triple package includes a 7" something and some liner
notes.


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- TITLE: Realistic Dream (2 LP)
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- Isstadion, Stockholm, 7-May-1982

Length: ~100 min
Sound quality: Audience B+
Label: Excellent Stereo / Tangooo Records 820 507

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray White, Tommy Mars, Chad Wackerman, Ed Mann,
Bobby Martin, Scott Thunes and Steve Vai

1. Chunga's Revenge
2. Montana
3. Easy Meat
4. You Are What You Is
5. The Mudd Club
6. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing

7. Dumb All Over
8. Heavenly Bank Account
9. Drowning Witch
10. Envelopes
11. Flakes [not listed]

12. We're Turning Again
13. Alien Orifice
14. Disco Boy
15. Teenage Wind
16. Truck Driver Divorce [possibly listed as "Truckdriver's Divorce"]
17. The Blue Light

18. Tell Me You Love Me
19. Strictly Genteel
20. Approximate
21. Cosmik Debris
22. Whipping Post
23. Bobby Brown
24. No No Cherry

Cover has no band, date or venue info. Thomas Nordegg (sound guy?) is
introduced with the band. Good audience recording. Sides overlap by some
thirty seconds. There's a break between tracks 18 and 19, where the
encores begin. Zappa mentions waiting for Billy Carter to show at the
hotel, and later talks about sending ex-presidents to visit Sweden.


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- TITLE: Pink Elephants Never Cry (But They Sure Screw Like Hell) (2 LP)
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- TITLE: Charlie's Favourites? (2 LP)
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- The Ahoy, Rotterdam, 15-May-1982

Length: ?/90 min?
Sound quality: Audience C-
Label: Panic Records

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray White, Steve Vai, Tommy Mars, Bobby Martin, Ed
Mann, Scott Thunes and Chad Wackerman

1. Zoot Allures / Introductions
2. Sofa #1
3. Redunzel [RDNZL]

4. Advance Romance
5. We're Turning Again
6. Alien Orifice
7. Harder Than Your Husband

8. Bamboozled by Love
9. Young and Monde ["Let's Move to Cleveland"]
10. Tinsel-Town Rebellion [interrupted]
11. Approximate
12. Cosmik Debris [part one]

13. Cosmik Debris [part two]
14. Wild Love Improvisations ["Sinister II"!!!]
15. Stevie's Spanking

This is where Pink Elephants Never Cry (But They Sure Screw Like Hell)
ends. Charlie's Favourites? is suppoed to also have the following tracks:

16. Cocaine Decisions
17. Nig Biz ["cut" is all the info about this one :)]
18. Disco Boy
19. Teenage Wind
20. Truck Driver Divorce
21. Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
22. No No Cherry
23. Strictly Genteel

Vinyl sides of Charlie's Favourites? completely unknown. They're both
supposed to be doubles and shoule be the same length: this is a mess.

Now, this must have been made by the eptiome of an asinane bootlegger. The
sound is WAY down the drain, and the title ... and the "Wild Love
Improvisations" - all right, the second movement of "Sinister Footwear"
was not released officially until 1984, and maybe people didn't know the
proper name, and all right, "Wild Love" and "Sinister Footwear" do have
this little passage in common - but "Improvisations"? John Lennon and his
"King Kong"/"Jam Rag" renaming comes to mind - but these guys would have
ripped Zappa off equally using the correct title ... God, I'd like to see
the cover of this piece of shit!

(The funny part about the sound quality, Jesus, is that there IS a
soundboard copy of this show in circulation.)

"Young and Monde" (or "So Young and Monde"), of course, what was "Let's
Move to Cleveland" was called back then (it used to get a new name every
night for a while). "Tinsel-Town Rebellion" is interrupted as people throw
stuff onto the stage. The only info I have so far on the track "Nig Biz"
from Charlie's Favourites? is that it is "cut". Don't know how.


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- TITLE: As an Am
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- Palladium, New York, 31-Oct-1981
- Sporthalle, Cologne, 21-May-1982

Also issued legally as part of the Beat the Boots set

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Audience B+

Cross-reference: Beat the Boots

Musicians:Frank Zappa, Ray White, Steve Vai, Tommy Mars, Bobby Martin, Ed
Mann, Scott Thunes and Chad Wackerman

Side 1 is live in New York 31-Oct-1981
Side 2 is live in Cologne 21-May-1982

1. That Makes me Mad
2. Young and Monde ["Let's Move to Cleveland"]
3. Sharleena
4. Black Napkins
5. The Black Page [#1/#2?]
6. The Torture Never Stops

Black & white cover with Zappa's face pasted onto some sheet music.
Allegedly a 500-copy numbered edition. The title sounds funny. The way a
German speaker (in, say, Cologne) would prounounce it, it would sound
exactly like "S&M" in English.

See also: Halloween
See also: Heavenly Bank Account
See also: Volare


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- TITLE: Volare
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- Sporthalle, Cologne, 21-May-1982
- Milano, ??-Jul-1982

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: Audience B+ (Cologne)
Label: FZ22

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray White, Steve Vai, Tommy Mars, Bobby Martin, Ed
Mann, Scott Thunes and Chad Wackerman

First track live in Milano, July 1982 (?)
Other tracks live in Cologne, 21-May-1982

1. Volare
2. Zoot Allures / Introduction
3. Sofa #1
4. Fine Girl
5. Easy Meat [part 1]

6. Easy Meat [part 2]
7. Dead Girls of London
8. Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
9. What's New in Baltimore?
10. Moggio

This version of Zoot Allures gave us the solo "When No One Was No One" on
Guitar. "Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously" is introduced and explained in
a kind of funny way. A European bootleg with deluxe color cover.

See also: As an Am


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- TITLE: Autograph '82
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- Italy, ??-Jul-1982

Length: ~45 min
Label: PLC Records

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray White, Steve Vai, Tommy Mars, Bobby Martin, Ed
Mann, Scott Thunes and Chad Wackerman

1. Intro [the end of "The Mammy Anthem"]
2. Bamboozled by Love
3. Young & Monde ["Let's Move to Cleveland"]
4. Tinsel-Town Rebellion / Approximate

5. Drowning Witch / The Black Page #2
6. Tell Me You Love Me
7. Stevie's Spanking
8. Sofa #1

Track 5 here has been mentioned with the word "end" after it. Significance
unknown. Deluxe black & white cover. A numbered 1000 copies.


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- TITLE: Kreegah Bondola (2 CD)
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- Saratoga Performing Arts Centre, New York, 1-9-1984

Length: ~120 min
Sound quality: Soundboard A-
Label: Pyram PYCD 078

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ike Willis, Ray White, Scott Thunes, Chad
Wackerman, Alan Zavod and Bobby Martin

1. Heavy Duty Judy / Introductions
2. Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
3. Advance Romance
4. I'm the Slime
5. Be in My Video
6. What's New in Baltimore?
7. Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
8. Ride my face to Chicago
9. Teenage Wind
10. Truck Driver Divorce
11. Cocaine Decisions
12. Nig Biz
13. Sharleena
14. Keep It Greasy
15. Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?
16. Carol, You Fool
17. Chana in de Bushwop
18. Kreegah Bondola ["Let's Move to Cleveland"]
19. The Voodoo Margerine Underpants [!?]
20. He's So Gay
21. Bobby Brown
22. Crew Slut
23. The Women's Movement [?!]
24. Camarillo Brillo
25. Muffin Man
26. The Illinois Enema Bandit

Individual discs unknown.

This is one of the best 1984 shows, in its entirety, with very good sound.


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- TITLE: Fits Your 34B, No Matter Which 43B You Are (2 LP / CD)
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- Oslo or Stockholm 13-Sep-1984 or 14-Sep-1984

Length: 79:22
Sound quality: Audience B

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ike Willis, Ray White, Scott Thunes, Chad
Wackerman, Alan Zavod and Bobby Martin

1. Heavy Duty Judy / Introductions
2. City of Tiny Lites
3. You Are What You Is
4. The Mudd Club
5. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
6. Ride My Face to Chicago
7. Sharleena
8. Joe's Garage
9. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
10. He's so Gay
11. Bobby Brown
12. Kreegah Bondola ("Let's Move to Cleveland")
13. Dinah-Moe Humm
14. Penguin in Bondage
15. Hot Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel
16. Whipping Post

Secret word: "Spoo". This appears to be the performance at "dramminn-
dramminn-hollin-hollin" referred to in the Real Frank Zappa Book, but this
has been challanged; maybe it's from Stockholm instead. Average sound.
Numbered 900-copy edition including some sticker shit.

The title might instead be Fits Your 34B, No Matter What 34B You Are. (If
you didn't notice the difference, read the titles again. :) I bet those
are American bra sizes. One Size Fits All, you know.


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- TITLE: Zapped Again! (2 LP)
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- TITLE: Live Ahoy! (2 LP)
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- Rotterdam 16-Sep-1984

Also issued as Live Ahoy! (2 LP)

Length: ~100 min
Sound quality: Audience B
Label: Sound Board Inc. (Please, check the sound quality entry!)

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ike Willis, Ray White, Scott Thunes, Chad
Wackerman, Alan Zavod and Bobby Martin

1. Chunga's Revenge / Introductions
2. Teenage Wind
3. Truck Driver Divorce
4. Trouble Every Day
5. Penguin in Bondage
6. Hot-Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel

7. Cocaine Decisions
8. Nig Biz
9. Sharleena
10. He's so Gay
11. Bobby Brown
12. Keep it Greasy
13. Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?

14. Carol, You Fool
15. Chana in de Bushwop
16. Kreegah Bondola ["Let's Move to Cleveland"]

17. The Closer You Are / Johnny Darling / No No Cherry
18. Cosmik Debris
19. Dinah-Moe Humm
20. Whipping Post

Some of these songs have been released officially on Stage #3 and on Does
Humor Belong in Music?. No track listing at all on the cover. Zapped (not
Again) (spelled with an accentuated e) was a legitimate 1969 sampler, but
there is also a bootleg called Got Zapped in '76.


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TITLE: All You Need Is Glove (2 LP)
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- Unknown live 1984

Length: ~80 min
Label: Ignoc

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Chad Wackerman, Scott Thunes, Ike Willis, Ray
White, Bobby Martin and Alan Zavod

1. In France
2. Truck Driver Divorce
3. Cocaine Decisions
4. Sharleena
5. Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
6. Advance Romance
7. Teenage Wind
8. Envelopes
9. He's So Gay
10. Keep It Greasy
11. Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?
12. Oh No
13. Trouble Every Day
14. Penguin in Bondage
15. Dumb All Over
16. Stick It Out
17. Chunga's Revenge

This is subtited "A Sampling from the '84 Tour". The front cover has a
canary-yellow backround and a shoddy little caricature of Frank; the back
cover is identical to the back of "Them Or Us," except that a blow-up
blond nymph replica has taken Frank's place.


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- TITLE: Europe, Backstage & the Mystery Side
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- UMRK rehearsals 1987

Length: >30 min
Sound quality: Maybe very bad
Label: Showtime Records 006 (USA)

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Mark Volman, Howard Kaylan ... among unidentified
others

This record may include the below songs but also others, and perhaps live
material too.

- The Blue Light
- Strictly Genteel
- Magic Fingers
- Call Any Vegetable
- Dog Breath
- Wonderful Wino
- Ms. Pinky
- Mom and Dad
- Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
- What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?
- Jewish and Small

A real treat, perhaps: Zappa rehearsing with Flo & Eddie in 1987 (some
time before October, when Keneally arrived). (The buzz is they didn't make
the tour because they decided it was no longer suitable for them to sing
that type of lyrics (Zappa exemplified with "Andy DeVine / Had a thong
rind").)

See also: Frankie's Greatest Hits - Live 1988


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- TITLE: Frankie's Greatest Hits - Live 1988
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- Various live 1988
- Skedsmohallen, Oslo, 27-Apr-1988
- Something else (UMRK rehearsals with Flo & Eddie?) 1987/1988

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: OK (side 1) / hilarious (side 2)
Label: Showtime Records, USA

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Mike Keneally, Ike Willis, Bobby Martin, Scott
Thunes, Chad Wackerman, Ed Mann, Kurt McGettrick, Bruce Fowler, Walt
Fowler, Albert Wing and Paul Carman

Side 1 is various live 1988
Track 5 is live at Skedsmohallen, Oslo, 27-Apr-1988
Side 2 is extremely bad-sounding studio/dressing room jamming; "just crap"

1. I'm The Slime [soundcheck version]
2. Dupree's Paradise
3. Ring of Fire
4. Rhymin' Man
5. Make a Sex Noise
6. Elvis Has Just Left the Building
7. Star Wars ["Star Wars Wont Work"?]

8. Your Ethos ["The Blue Light"]
9. Strictly Genteel
10. Magic Fingers
11. Call Any Vegetable
12. Dog Breath
13. Wonderful Wino
14. Ms. Pinky
15. Mom and Dad
16. Small and Jewish

This version of "Dupree's Paradise" can compete with the one on Make a
Jazz Noise Here. Some say it wins: it has more solos instead of those,
shall we say, other types of sounds. Side 2 is roughly the same track list
as the studio rehearsals on Europe, Backstage & the Mystery Side; it's
probably the same material, even though on this bootleg it has been called
unlistenable crap from beginning to end. This matter needs claraification.
Cover track listing outlandishly wrong:

- Stinkfoot
- Montana
- Bobby Brown
- Joe's Garage
- Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

- Dancin'Fool
- Cosmik Debris
- Whipping Post
- The Illinois Enema Bandit

... to give a sense of "Greatest Hits", no doubt. The real track listing
appears on the label. (I don't think these bootleggers were truly evil,
they were just trying to get ahead.)

See also: Europe, Backstage & the Mystery Side


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- TITLE: The Untouchables (2 LP / CD)
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- Various American live 1988

Length: 65:03 min
Label: Raven Records (CD?)

Musicians: Frank Zappa, Mike Keneally, Ike Willis, Bobby Martin, Scott
Thunes, Chad Wackerman, Ed Mann, Kurt McGettrick, Bruce Fowler, Walt
Fowler, Albert Wing and Paul Carman

1. When the Lie's So Big
2. Planet of the Baritone Women
3. Any Kind of Pain
4. Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk
5. The Untouchables
6. Promiscuous
7. Why Don't you Like Me?
8. Who Needs the Peace Corps?
9. Filthy Habits
10. Cruisin' for Burgers
11. Mr. Green Genes
12. Zomby Woof
13. Jezebel Boy
14. Florentine Pogen

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This is the start of a new section: the Live Compilations section. These
are bootlegs with mostly live material, taken from severalk different
concerts and from different tours. The bootlegs in the Concert Bootlegs
section have material from only one or two shows or from the same band.

Use of "bonus" and "filler" tracks makes it hard to draw the line, though.

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- TITLE: Show & Tell
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- Stockholm, 21-Aug-1973
- Felt Forum, New York, 30-Oct-1974
- Felt Forum, New York, 31-Oct-1975
- Radio

Also issued as record 7 of Twenty Years of Frank Zappa

Length: ~45 min

1973 musicians: Frank Zappa, Ian Underwood, Ruth Underwood, George Duke,
Bruce Fowler, Tom Fowler, Jean-Luc Ponty and Ralph Humphrey

1974 musicians: Frank Zappa, Ruth Underwood, George Duke, Towm Fowler,

Chester Thompson and Napoleon Murphy Brock

1975 musicians: Frank Zappa, Roy Estrada, Napoleon Murphy Brock, Terry
Bozzio, Andre Lewis and Norma Bell

1. RDNZL
2. Cucamonga [?!]
3. Zappa Reads the News
4. Chester's Gorilla [last part of "Inca Roads"!]
5. That's Right, Let's Boogie [instrumental]
6. A Few Minutes with Norma Bell [instrumental]

7. How Could I Be Such a Fool?
8. I Ain't Got No Heart
9. I'm Not Satisfied
10. Packard Goose [maybe, maybe not]
11. Black Napkins

- Tracks 1-2 live in Stockholm, 21-Aug-1973
- Track 3 from KOAZ radio 1974
- Tracks 4-5 live at the Felt Forum, New York, 30-Oct-1974
- Tracks 6-11 live at the Felt Forum, New York, 31-Oct-1975

As Jeepers said: "Cucamonga"? This is highly dubious since 1) "Cucamonga"
was maybe never played live, 2) "Cucamonga" was CERTAINLY not played live
in Stockholm 1973, and 3) Cucamonga was written for Bongo Fury. And 4)
"Chester's Gorilla" isn't even the expected "Florentine Pogen" but some
"Inca Roads" stuff, so these bootleggers have already proven inaccurate.
"Packard Goose" is not listed by all sources.

See also: Twenty Years of Frank Zappa


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- TITLE: Frankie Boy
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- Various unknown live

Length: ~45 min
Sound quality: "Superb stereo" (?)

1. Collage One [?]
2. Catholic Girls
3. Disco Boy
4. Debra Kadabra
5. Stranded in the Jungle

6. Do the Funky Room Service
7. Nite Owl
8. RDNZL
8. Chester's Gorilla
9. That's Right, Let's Boogie

Tracks 8-9 taken from Show & Tell ("Chester's Gorilla" is actually the
last part of "Inca Roads"); Tracks 5-6 taken from Soup & Old Clothes,
record 11 in the Twenty Years of Frank Zappa set. The other tracks could
be lifted off anything. Track 1 is unknown.

See also: Show & Tell


See also: Twenty Years of Frank Zappa


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- TITLE: Previously Unreleased (3 LP)
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- Various unknown live

Length: ~120 min
Label: L 1-6
Sound quality: Soundboard (side 2) / Various audience

1. Montana
2. Fifty-Fifty
3. I'm the Slime

4. Camarillo Brillo
5. Muffin Man
6. Pygmy Twylyte
7. The Idiot Bastard Son

8. Trouble Every Day
9. Black Napkins
10. Don't Ya Wanna? [?]

11. Wind Up Working in a Gas Station
12. I Wanna Be Dead [probably "Tryin' to Grow a Chin"]


13. The Torture Never Stops

14. Swallow My Pride

15. Funk Jam
16. Instrumental

17. Pygmy Twylyte
18. Room Service

Dates and locations unknown. European bootleg packaged in "black jacket
with one postcard outside and two inside". Who makes these things?


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- Untitled Picture Disc, sometimes referred to as "Frank Zappa"
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- Various unknown live

Length: ~40 min?
Sound quality: Excellent stereo (soundboard?)

1. Instrumental
2. Brown Shoes Don't Make It
3. Jump, Go Away

4. Swedish Botique Girl / I Have Been in You
5. Flakes
6. Broken Hears are for Assholes

Black & white picture disc made in Europe. Dates and locations unknown but
limited to late 1970s and early 1980s. 1000 copies made.


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- TITLE: Lectures
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- Various live
- Various studio
- No lectures

Sound quality: "Quite good"

Musicians: (probably) Frank Zappa, Tommy Mars, Scott Thunes, Bobby Martin,
Chad Wackerman, Ed Mann, Steve Vai, Ray White, Ike Willis, Denny Walley,
Arthur Barrow and Vinnie Colaiuta

1. Shut Up & Play Yer Guitar Again
2. Zoot Allures II
3. Dancin' Fool

4. Catholic Meat
5. The Man from Utopia Meets Mary Lou
6. Alien Orifice

Track 1 is what is called "Outside Now" on Demos, track 2 is a live solo
from Santa Monica 1981 ("The Deathless Horsie" as on Demos?), and track 3
may be from the Saturday Night Live TV show. Other than that, which tracks
are live and which are studio is not known. "Catholic Meat" is "Easy Meat"
ending in a "Catholic Girls" riff (segue and cut?). Whole thing made in
Denmark.

See also: Demos


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- TITLE: 40th Birthday (3 LP)
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- Various live

Length: ~130 min
Sound quality: Various

1. Montana
2. Fifty-Fifty
3. I'm the Slime

4. Camarillo Brillo
5. Muffin Man
6. Pygmy Twylyte
7. The Idiot Bastard Son
8. Cheepnis

9. How Could I Be Such a Fool?
10. Ain't Got No Heart
11. I'm Not Satisfied
12. Black Napkins
13. Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?

14. Wind Up Working in a Gas Station
15. Tryin' to Grow a Chin
16. The Torture Never Stops
17. You Can Swallow My Pride

18. The Hook
19. Dupree's Paradise

20. Pygmy Twylyte

This is a hodge-podge (whatever that means) of tracks from a few of the
bootlegs that form The History & Collected Improvisations of Frank Zappa &
the Mothers of Invention. It was probably issued around Frank Zappa's 40th
birthday: 21-Dec-1980. I bet he wouldn't have liked this gift.

Tracks 1-2 taken from Ultra-Modern Stringbeans
Tracks 3 and entire third record taken from Ein Monster in Der Musikhalle
Tracks 4-5 and 17 taken from If You Get a Headache
Tracks 6-8 taken from Frank Zappa vs. the Tooth Fairy
Second record except track 17 taken from Back on the Straight and Narrow

See also: Ultra-Modern Stringbeans
See also: Ein Monster in Der Musikhalle
See also: If You Get a Headache
See also: Frank Zappa vs. the Tooth Fairy
See also: Back on the Straight and Narrow


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- TITLE: Chalk Pie
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- TV 1976-1979
- Various live

Re-issued as record 7 of the Mystery Box

Length: 44 min

1. I'm the Slime
2. Peaches en Regalia
3. Dancin' Fool
4. The Purle Lagoon
5. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
6. Son of Saint Alphonzo

7. Chalk Pie
8. We're Turning Again
9. Them or Us
10. Clownz on Velvet

- Tracks 1-6 are performances from the Saturday Night Live TV show (tracks
4-5 appear also on Apocrypha); John Belushi appears on track 4 as the
Be-Bop Samurai
- Tracks 7-9 could be from legitimate albums
- Track 10 is from the Ritz show 17-Nov-1981 when Al DiMeola sat in
(bootlegged on the Toxic Shock Trilogy)

See also: Mystery Box
See also: Toxic Shock Trilogy
See also: Apocrypha


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- TITLE: Demos
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- Santa Monica 11-Dec-1981
- Munich 31-Mar-1979
- Various live
- From Crush All Boxes
- From Them or Us
- From Sleep Dirt CD

Sound quality: Various

Side 1 is live in Santa Monica 11-Dec-1981
Side 3 is live in Munich 31-Mar-1979

Santa Monica 1981 musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray White, Steve Vai, Tommy
Mars, Bobby Martin, Ed Mann, Scott Thunes, Chad Wackerman, Lisa Popeil and
Nicholas Slonimsky

Munich 1979 musicians: Frank Zappa, Denny Walley, Ike Willis, Tommy Mars,
Peter Wolf, Vinnie Colaiuta, Ed Mann, Arthur Barrow and Warren Cuccurullo

1. Teenage Prostitute
2. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus / Nicholas Slonimsky whips it out
3. Lisa's Life Story


4. Broken Hearts Are for Assholes

5. Doreen
6. Easy Meat
7. Stick it Out
8. Truck Driver Divorce

9. The Deathless Horsie
10. Outside Now

11. Flambay
12. Spider of Destiny
13. Planet of My Dreams
14. Time is Money
15. Frogs with Dirty Little Lips
16. In France

- Tracks 5-6 are from Crush All Boxes
- Tracks 7-8 are live in Hollywood 22-Jul-1984 (with George Duke guesting
on "Truck Driver Divorce")
- Track 10 is what is called "Shut Up & Play Yer Guitar Again" on Lectures
- Tracks 11-12 and 14 are from the Sleep Dirt CD, with vocals by Thana
Harris
- Track 13 is from Them or Us
- Track 15 is live 1981
- Track 16 is live 1984

See also: Lectures

**************************************************************************
**************************************************************************

This is the start of a new section: the Orchestral Bootlegs section. These
are few and maybe not orchestral all the way, but special in that they
focus on "classical" or "serious" music.

**************************************************************************
**************************************************************************

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
TITLE: Serious Music (LP/CD)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
TITLE: Orchestral Madness
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
- Orchestral, Zellerbach Auditorium, UCLA, 16-Jun-1984
- The World's Greatest Sinner film music
- Studio 1978
- Studio 1972

Re-issued on CD (Japan OCT 31)

Length: ~52 min
Sound quality: FM radio A / Soundboard? (claims "digitally remastered")

1. Sinister Footwear (26:54)

2. The World's Greatest Sinner (11:54)
3. Revenge of the Knick-Knack People (6:20)
4. RDNZL (4:08)
5. Inca Roads (3:56)

Track 1, the ballet "Sinister Footwear" was recorded at the "A Zappa
Affair" concert at the Zellerbach Auditorium at the UCLA. It was played by
the Berkely Symphony Orchestra, conducted by Kent Nagano. This is the only
time Sinister Footwear has been performed in its entirety (large part are
in-CRED-i-bly difficult) and Zappa was most unhappy with the results. The
ballet consisted of marionettes since Zappa's coreographical demands were
equally outrageous (with the difference that orchestral players, as
opposed to ballet dancers, don't injure themselves and/or their collegues
when they make mistakes). (The second movement has been played by rock
bands and other ensembles, and a theme from the third movement has been
released, but it may be listed here as in 21 parts. Contradiction yet not
resolved.)

Track 2 is a part of the music for the film The World's Greatest Sinner
that Zappa scored in 1961. It was played by the Pomona Valley Symphony
Orchestra, conducted by Fred E. Graff, and the parts of Satan (the
narrator) and Clarence "God" Hilliard were played by Paul Frees and
Timothy A. Carey, respectively. Track 3 is a ballet for piano, percussion
and tape effects. It has been performed live on stage but this is
reportedly a studio recording from 1978. Tracks 4-5 are the versions on
The Lost Episodes - although the cover boasts "WAZOO". By the way, the
Japanese CD re-issue calls this an "official unreleased album".

There seems to be a very unknown bootleg called Orchestral Madness dealing
with the "Zappa Affair", as well as there is a "Son of Serious Music".

See also: Son of Serious Music
See also: Randomonium

Charles Ulrich

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In article <zappa-faq-bootl...@wins.uva.nl>,
cmf...@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Cory Ferber) wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: 'Tis the Season to Be Jelly

> 4. Baby Love [Supremes]


> 5. ???
> 6. Big Leg Emma
> 7. No Matter What You Do (interpolating Tchaikovsky's 6th Symphony)

So who wrote "No Matter What You Do"?

> 10. Gee [?]

Written by William Davis & Viola Watkins. Originally recorded by The Crows
in 1953.

> 11. King Kong
> 12. It Can't Happen Here
>
> Track listings may vary slightly between re-issues. Track 5 was removed
> from the legal re-issue, probably for copyright reasons.

My copy of the vinyl bootleg ('Tis the Season To Be Jelly, Bizarre [yeah,
right] FVZ 967) has nothing between "Baby Love" and "Big Leg Emma". If
there was ever anything between them, it's a very good edit.

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Electric Aunt Jemima
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> 13. Wipe Out [?]

Written (and originally recorded) by the Surfaris.

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Our Man in Nirvana
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> 1. Feet Light Up [?]

Just a spoken intro by FZ.

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Trick or Treat (LP/CD)
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - Bremen 1968
> - 1960s London Live
>
> Length: ~45 min
> Label: Livil LLR 027 (CD)
>
> 1. Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
> 2. Big Leg Emma
> 3. Lonely Little Girl
> 4. Dog Breath
> 5. Tears Began to Fall
> 6. Junior Mintz Boogie
> 7. The Orange County Lumber Truck
> 8. Uncle Meat
> 9. Gas Mask

LP (Bizarre [ha ha] Poop 1348) has bonus tracks apparently not on CD!

Side 1: 1. Why Don't You Do Me Right


2. Big Leg Emma
3. Lonely Little Girl
4. Dog Breath

5. My Guitar
6. Tears Began to Fall
7. Junier Mintz Boogie

Side 2: 1. Uncle Meat (One Note at a Time)
2. Son of Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
3. In the Sky [composer?]
4. The Big Medley [LMTWTB/HYAB/Oh No/OCLT/King Kong]

Side one is from legitimately released singles. Side two is from Royal
Festival Hall, London, 1968.

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Frank Zappa & Hot Rats at the Olympics
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> Musicians (Hot Rats line-up): Frank Zappa, Ian Underwood, Aynsley Dunbar,

> Don "Sugar Cane" Harris and Max Benett

^^^^^^
Bennett

> 3. Directly From My Heart to You [?] (5:50)

Written and originally recorded by R. W. Penniman, better known as Little
Richard.

> Twinkle Tits is listed as the world premiere of "Little House I Used to
> Live in". This has upset many people who don't agree at all. But
> apparently Zappa announced it that way, and the pieces do share a few
> traits.

I think Biffyshrew settled this. It's the world premiere of "Twinkle
Tits", which shares some of the sections of "Little House I Used to Live
In", which had been performed previously.



--------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: 200 Motels Live with Zubin Mehta & the LA Philharmonic
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> Musicians: Frank Zappa, Ray Collins, Jeff Simmons, Aynsley Dunbar, Billy

> Mundi, Ian Underwood, Don Preston, Motorhead Sherwood, Zubin Mehta and the
> Los Angeles Philharmonic Orchestra (and maybe the Top Score Singers?)

Ray Collins is only briefly audible. There sure ain't no Top Score Singers.

> The exact track listing is unknown. It includes:
>
> - A Pound for a Brown
> - Holiday in Berlin
> - The Duke of Prunes
> - Who Needs the Peace Corps
> - The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
> - Oh No
> - Bits and pieces of the "200 Motels" score

The exact track listing is:

1. 200 Motels

The above-mentioned songs are all incorporated into a single long work.

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Freaks & Motherfu*#@%!
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> 2. Wino Man - with Dr. John Routine ["Wonderful Wino"] (07:44)

[Zappa/Simmons]

> 4. Pallidan Routine (01:14)

Correct spelling is Paladin.

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Tengo 'na Minchia Tanta (LP/CD)
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - Fillmore East 5/6-Jun-1971

Wrong. It features George Duke and Jeff Simmons and not Jim Pons. Plus
half of it is the same as Freaks & Motherfu*#@%! Both albums are
reportedly from 11/14/70.


> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Poot-Face Boogie
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Zappa in Europe
> - TITLE: Live in Amsterdam
> - TITLE: Zappa (acetate LP) [?]
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - The Ahoy, Rotterdam, 27-Nov-1971

> Live musicians: Frank Zappa, Mark Volman, Howard Kaylan, Jim Pons, George

> Duke, Aynsley Dunbar, Don Preston and Ian Underwood (some sources do not
> credit Preston; some sources also credit Jeff Simmons instead of Pons)

Jim Pons is definitely singing on "Sofa", which jibes with the 1971 date.
George Duke and Jeff Simmons were not in the band at that time; Don
Preston was.

> (In his book The Negative Dialectics of Poodle Play, Ben Watson calls
> Poot-Face Boogie "an illegal issue of such antiquity (1974) that its cover
> consisted of inserts in the shrink wrap. It was bought under the
> impression that it was official." :)

Yes, back then the covers of official FZ releases consisted of inserts in
the shrink wrap.

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------


> - TITLE: Swiss Cheese (LP/CD)
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Fire!
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - The Casino, Montreaux, 4-Dec-1971

> 8. Magdalena

[Kaylan/Zappa]

> 12. Wonderful Wino

[Zappa/Simmons]

--Charles

Charles Ulrich

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In article <zappa-faq-bootl...@wins.uva.nl>, someone other

than cmf...@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Cory Ferber) wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Grand Wazoo Comic Book Extravaganza (2 LP)
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - Felt Forum, New York, 23-Sep-1972

> The first 5 tracks are sometimes

> listed simply as "Introducion", "Think It Over (The Grand Wazoo)" and
> "Approximate". The same sources say this is not the Petit Wazoo but the
> Grand Wazoo band.

"Think It Over" is the vocal version of "The Grand Wazoo". "The Grand
Wazoo" is the same tune without the lyrics. The words to "Think It Over"
can be found in Them Or Us (The Book).

The Grand Wazoo played the Felt Forum concert. The Petit Wazoo played from
October through December.

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Zut Alors
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - Arlington, Texas, 11-Mar-1973
> - Various

> 'Black Napkins' features the Mike Douglas band." This version of "Black

> Napkins is also on Apocrypha. Whether or not it features Zappa is not
> known.

It features Frank Zappa.

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: The Rondo Hatton Band
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - The Pasaic, New Jersey, 18-Nov-1974
> - Horden Pavillion, Sydney, 8-Jul-1973
> - Unknown live
> - Studio

> 10. MAR-JUH-RENE

> Track 10 must be Zappa improvising around the letters
> M-A-R-J-U-H-R-E-N-E.

See pp.223-224 of Watson's The Negative Dialectics of Poodle Play for a
transcription of M-A-R-J-U-H-R-E-N-E from a performance two weeks earlier
at the same venue.

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Piquantique
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - Konserthuset, Stockholm, 21-Aug-1973

The liner says "Skansen", but I'll trust you, Johan, to get this straight.

"with the exception of T'Mershi Duween, which was tweezed out in Sydney,
only 32 days before". The math is undoubtedly wrong. If they played Sydney
on June 24-26 and July 7-8, could they really have played there again on
July 20? How hard-core were the fans in Sydney, anyway?

> Good performance. Not too many bootlegs have "Kung Fu" and "Farther
> Oblivion" (a complicated concert piece bearing some resemblance to "The
> Be-Bop Tango", and often confused with the completely different "Father
> O'Blivion".).

"Farther O'Blivion" contains parts of "Be-Bop Tango", "Cucamonga", and
"Greggery Peccary".

--Charles

Charles Ulrich

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In article <zappa-faq-bootl...@wins.uva.nl>,

cmf...@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Cory Ferber) didn't write:

> 5. Stinky Finger [?]
> 6. Fancy Stinky [part 1] [?]
>
> 7. Fancy Stinky [part 2] [?]

I haven't heard this bootleg, but it sounds like "Wild Love".

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: At the Circus
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> 7. Wonderful Wino [listed as "Wino Man"]

[Zappa/Simmons]

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Any Way the Wind Blows (2 LP)
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> 17. Another Cheap Aroma (02:38)

Sounds like "For the Young Sophisticate".

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Easy Meat
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> 10. Dear Heart [?]

Sounds like "For the Young Sophisticate" again.

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Fred Zappelin (2 LP)
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> 11. You're a Dork [?]

Sounds like "Luigi & the Wise Guys", but who knows?

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Songs Einstein Jr. Never Heard (CD)
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Things Wayne Newton Never Told You

> But who was Wayne Newton?

Wayne Newton is a middle-of-the-road pop singer hugely popular in Las
Vegas. His signature song is "Danke Schoen".

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Heavenly Bank Account (2 LP)
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> 2. No No Cherry

[L. Ceasar & J. Gray]

> 3. The Man from Utopia

[Donald and Doris Woods]

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Toxic Shock Trilogy (3 LP)
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> 20. This is my Story

Can anyone provide info on who wrote this and who did the original recording?

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Volare
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> 1. Volare

How about this one?

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Zapped Again! (2 LP)
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> 17. The Closer You Are / Johnny Darling / No No Cherry

[Earl Lewis & Morgan Robinson/Louis Statton & Johnny Statton/L. Ceasar &
J. Gray]

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Show & Tell
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> 2. Cucamonga [?!]

> As Jeepers said: "Cucamonga"? This is highly dubious since 1) "Cucamonga"
> was maybe never played live, 2) "Cucamonga" was CERTAINLY not played live
> in Stockholm 1973, and 3) Cucamonga was written for Bongo Fury.

Wrong, wrong, and wrong.

The words to "Cucamonga" may have been written for Bongo Fury, but the
tune was part of "Farther O'Blivion", which was played in Stockholm in
1973 (available on Piquantique). Of course, it still may or may not be on
this particular boot.

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Frankie Boy
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> 5. Stranded in the Jungle

Who wrote and recorded this? I've read and forgotten.

> 7. Nite Owl

I've forgotten who did this one too.

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Lectures
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> 5. The Man from Utopia Meets Mary Lou

[Donald and Doris Woods/Obie Jesse]

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - TITLE: Chalk Pie
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> 4. The Purle Lagoon
^^^^^
Purple.

> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> TITLE: Serious Music (LP/CD)
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> Track 1, the ballet "Sinister Footwear" was recorded at the "A Zappa

> Affair" concert at the Zellerbach Auditorium at the UCLA. It was played by
> the Berkely Symphony Orchestra, conducted by Kent Nagano. This is the only
> time Sinister Footwear has been performed in its entirety (large part are
> in-CRED-i-bly difficult) and Zappa was most unhappy with the results. The
> ballet consisted of marionettes since Zappa's coreographical demands were

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
choreographic

> equally outrageous (with the difference that orchestral players, as
> opposed to ballet dancers, don't injure themselves and/or their collegues
> when they make mistakes). (The second movement has been played by rock
> bands and other ensembles, and a theme from the third movement has been
> released, but it may be listed here as in 21 parts. Contradiction yet not
> resolved.)

Serious Music does in fact list 21 parts (I can provide them if you want).
I believe these were printed in the program for the concert itself. It
comes out to seven parts per movement, on the average. The LP isn't
banded, so I can't tell you the exact correlation between parts and
movements.

--Charles

Peter de B. Harrington

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Charles Ulrich wrote:
>
> In article <zappa-faq-bootl...@wins.uva.nl>,
> cmf...@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Cory Ferber) didn't write:
>
> > 5. Stinky Finger [?]
> > 6. Fancy Stinky [part 1] [?]
> >
> > 7. Fancy Stinky [part 2] [?]
>
> I haven't heard this bootleg, but it sounds like "Wild Love".
>
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > - TITLE: At the Circus
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> > 7. Wonderful Wino [listed as "Wino Man"]
>
> [Zappa/Simmons]
>
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > - TITLE: Any Way the Wind Blows (2 LP)
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> > 17. Another Cheap Aroma (02:38)
>
> Sounds like "For the Young Sophisticate".

It is

>
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > - TITLE: Easy Meat
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> > 10. Dear Heart [?]
>
> Sounds like "For the Young Sophisticate" again.

Yep, confirmed

>
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > - TITLE: Fred Zappelin (2 LP)
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> > 11. You're a Dork [?]
>
> Sounds like "Luigi & the Wise Guys", but who knows?

Same here, Luigi

>
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > - TITLE: Songs Einstein Jr. Never Heard (CD)
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > - TITLE: Things Wayne Newton Never Told You
>
> > But who was Wayne Newton?
>
> Wayne Newton is a middle-of-the-road pop singer hugely popular in Las
> Vegas. His signature song is "Danke Schoen".
>
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > - TITLE: Heavenly Bank Account (2 LP)
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> > 2. No No Cherry
>
> [L. Ceasar & J. Gray]
>
> > 3. The Man from Utopia
>
> [Donald and Doris Woods]
>
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > - TITLE: Toxic Shock Trilogy (3 LP)
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> > 20. This is my Story
>
> Can anyone provide info on who wrote this and who did the original recording?

Gene and Eunice on the Addladin Label. At least that is what Zappa sez:

>
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > - TITLE: Volare
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> > 1. Volare
>

> How about this one?The Volare Guy.

>
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > - TITLE: Zapped Again! (2 LP)
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> > 17. The Closer You Are / Johnny Darling / No No Cherry
>
> [Earl Lewis & Morgan Robinson/Louis Statton & Johnny Statton/L. Ceasar &
> J. Gray]

snip

> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > TITLE: Serious Music (LP/CD)
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> > Track 1, the ballet "Sinister Footwear" was recorded at the "A Zappa
> > Affair" concert at the Zellerbach Auditorium at the UCLA. It was played by
> > the Berkely Symphony Orchestra, conducted by Kent Nagano. This is the only
> > time Sinister Footwear has been performed in its entirety (large part are
> > in-CRED-i-bly difficult) and Zappa was most unhappy with the results. The
> > ballet consisted of marionettes since Zappa's coreographical demands were
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> choreographic
>
> > equally outrageous (with the difference that orchestral players, as
> > opposed to ballet dancers, don't injure themselves and/or their collegues
> > when they make mistakes). (The second movement has been played by rock
> > bands and other ensembles, and a theme from the third movement has been
> > released, but it may be listed here as in 21 parts. Contradiction yet not
> > resolved.)
>
> Serious Music does in fact list 21 parts (I can provide them if you want).
> I believe these were printed in the program for the concert itself. It
> comes out to seven parts per movement, on the average. The LP isn't
> banded, so I can't tell you the exact correlation between parts and
> movements.
>
> --Charles

In the radio broadcast, the DJs give fairly detailed descriptions of
the music, which MIGHT include the relationship between the
parts and movements. Can't remember fer sure, but if anyone is interested
in knowing which parts goes to which movements, I can look into it.

Pete

Peter de B. Harrington

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Peter de B. Harrington wrote:

snip

> >
> > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > - TITLE: Volare
> > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > > 1. Volare
> >
> > How about this one?The Volare Guy.

> Pete

Found this at the URL below after screening out Plymouth Volare and Volare for Windoze.

http://italia.hum.utah.edu/gruppo/mau/canzoniere/canz2b.cho


I think subtitle refers to the author, but Mama Mia I don't speak Italiano!

Pete

{title: Volare}
{subtitle: Domenico Modugno}
{pack_song}

[Do]Penso che un sogno co[Midim]s“ non ritorni mai [Rem7]piť,[Sol7]
[Rem7]mi dipingevo le [Sol7]mani e la faccia di [Do6]blu.
[Fa#dim]Poi d'improvviso venivo dal [Ladim]vento ra[Rem7]pito,
[Re7]e incominciavo a vo[Lam7]lare nel [Re7]cielo infi[Rem7]nito.[Sol7]

{soc}
\[Midim]Vo[Rem]lare, [La7] oh [Rem] oh,
[Sol]can[Do]tare, [Mim7]oh oh oh [Lam]oh.[Do7]
Nel [Fa]blu di[Sol7]pinto di [Do]blu,[Lam]
fe[Fa]lice di [Sol7]stare las[Do]sť.
{eoc}

E vo[Lam]lavo volavo felice
piť in alto del [Mim]sole ed ancora piť su
mentre il [Mi7]mondo pian piano spariva
lontano lag[Lam]giť.
Una [Fam]musica dolce suonava sol[Sib]tanto per [Mib]me.[Sol7]

{soc}
Volare, oh oh
cantare, oh oh oh oh.
Nel blu dipinto di blu
felice di stare lassť.
{eoc}

Ma tutti i sogni nell'alba svaniscon perchŽ
quando tramonta la luna li porta con sŽ.
Ma io continuo a sognare negli occhi tuoi belli
che sono blu come un cielo trapunto di stelle...

{soc}
Volare, oh oh
cantare, oh oh oh oh.
Nel blu degli occhi tuoi blu
felice di stare quaggiť.
{eoc}

E continuo a volare felice
piť in alto del sole ed ancora piť su
mentre il mondo pian piano scompare
negli occhi tuoi blu
La tua voce Ź una musica dolce che suona per me...

{soc}
Volare, oh oh
cantare, oh oh oh oh.
Nel blu degli occhi tuoi blu
felice di stare quaggiť.
Nel blu degli occhi tuoi blu
felice di stare quaggiť.
{eoc}

Paul Hinrichs

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"Peter de B. Harrington" <har...@helios.phy.ohiou.edu> spoke thusly:

>Peter de B. Harrington wrote:

>snip

>> >


>> > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> > > - TITLE: Volare
>> > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> >
>> > > 1. Volare
>> >
>> > How about this one?The Volare Guy.

>> Pete

>Found this at the URL below after screening out Plymouth Volare and Volare for Windoze.

>http://italia.hum.utah.edu/gruppo/mau/canzoniere/canz2b.cho


>I think subtitle refers to the author, but Mama Mia I don't speak Italiano!

>Pete

>{title: Volare}
>{subtitle: Domenico Modugno}
>{pack_song}

<volare, oh oh, snippare, hey joe>

I believe he is the guy who wrote and recorded the original. There was
also an English version sung by Bobby Rydell later on in the 50s that
made the top 20.

Jon Naurin

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Charles Ulrich writes:

>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> - TITLE: Piquantique
>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> - Konserthuset, Stockholm, 21-Aug-1973

>The liner says "Skansen", but I'll trust you, Johan, to get this straight.

No, Skansen (an amusement park in Stockholm) is the right venue.

- Jon

Fred Boak

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Peter de B. Harrington (har...@helios.phy.ohiou.edu) wrote:

: Charles Ulrich wrote:
: >
: > In article <zappa-faq-bootl...@wins.uva.nl>,
: > cmf...@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Cory Ferber) didn't write:
: >
: > > 5. Stinky Finger [?]
: > > 6. Fancy Stinky [part 1] [?]
: > >
: > > 7. Fancy Stinky [part 2] [?]
: >
: > I haven't heard this bootleg, but it sounds like "Wild Love".

Yup ... "Fancy Stinky" is the cool middle/end solo section

[snip]
: > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------


: > > - TITLE: Fred Zappelin (2 LP)
: > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
: >
: > > 11. You're a Dork [?]
: >
: > Sounds like "Luigi & the Wise Guys", but who knows?

: Same here, Luigi

It's a meltdown version of "luigi & the wise guys" ... well ...
i don't remember if he says "luigi", but the rest of the words
(you are a dork ... you are a double dork ... butt rash!)
are there.

: > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------


: > > - TITLE: Toxic Shock Trilogy (3 LP)
: > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
: >
: > > 20. This is my Story
: >
: > Can anyone provide info on who wrote this and who did the original recording?

: Gene and Eunice on the Addladin Label. At least that is what Zappa sez:

Yup ... to be found on the 2-CD set Aladdin: The Aladdin Records Story,
1994, EMI Records, E2-30882.

- Fred.


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