The Zoogz Rift Telethon CONTINUES!
Zoogz Rif--The Liquid Moamo
I need your goddamn money to do this new album! Come on now, dammit! If you
have any sympathy for the children, all those unfortunate children, "Zoogie's
Kids" who will have lived their short lives only listening to Kenny G and
Hanson, you'll BREAK OUT THE CHECKBOOK RIGHT NOW, don't delay another second,
and GIVE! Give with your heart. GIVE 'TIL IT HURTS! The musicians aren't
being paid--but REHEARSAL TIME COSTS MONEY! You want all the stupid fives and
sevens to be RIGHT, don't you? All the parallel half-step
chalk-on-the-blackboard melodies, all the songs in B Demented, all the groovy
lyrics about stuff like what Geir was talking about in that email thing he
wrote---IT ALL TAKES MONEY! And recording---you think that's FREE? It costs
MONEY to run and maintain a studio---rent, maintainace of equipment, what have
you.
I only do this telethon ONCE A YEAR! So send that $100 RIGHT NOW! I INSIST!
HURRY UP! Get your name in a "special thanks to" section in the packaging
somewhere! Show it to your girlfriend---I'll bet she'll give you a blowjob
because she'll percieve you as a hotshot celebrity--and I'll bet SHE'LL EVEN
SWALLOW! This is what your $100 to the next ZR album could do for YOU! YOU!
YOU! You're a real person, not a name, not a number--now's the time to let
your voice be heard---CERTAINLY YOU WON'T BY VOTING FOR GORE OR BUSH! Put in
your vote for REBELIOUS, OUTRAGEOUS MUSIC! And be proud.
I thank you for your time. After this break, we have Carrot Top and Tony
Orlando, so send that check before it's too late!
Zoogz Rift
PMB 184
6520 Platt Avenue
West Hills, CA 91307-3218
TELETHON ENDS APRIL 7, so you must act now, or forever remain a meatball in the
spaghetti of life. You don't want THAT, do you?
Well, okay then!
p.s. This affz cd coming next month BETTER BE GOOD...
--ZRTLM
http://www.zoogzrift.com/