Warren and his cock, continued...
Michael Ventura-not the L.A. writer
Between a gigantic row with his band mates of the last 13 years in Duran Duran
over its reformation with all five original members, and rejoining his own
original band, Missing Persons (allstar, May 8), guitarist Warren Cuccurullo
has found time to take on a much… ahem… larger venture.
Seems Cuccurullo likes chocolate… or at least his member does. The musician
is said to be taking on a side project, entitled ROCKCOCK, where he will sell
both edible chocolate molds as well as usable dildos molded from his manhood.
Word on the street is the guitarist is seeking other musicians to submit to a
molding as well, joining his fine line of rock and roll ding-a-lings. Think
Cynthia Plaster Caster, but with chocolate.
We won't speculate about what hardcore Duranie's may do with these items, but
suffice it to say that many of them can finally be as close to Cuccurullo as
they want to be. Now if he could only get John Taylor, Nick Rhodes, Simon Le
Bon, and Roger Taylor to take the dip.
Meanwhile, Cuccurullo plays his last show with Duran Duran (well, at least for
now) on Friday (June 22) in Kobe, Japan. The Missing Persons reunion shows are
slated to begin in July (allstar, June 18).
Antal Adriaanse
> Between a gigantic row with his band mates of the last 13 years in Duran
Duran
> over its reformation with all five original members, and rejoining his own
> original band, Missing Persons (allstar, May 8), guitarist Warren
Cuccurullo
> has found time to take on a muchâ?¦ ahemâ?¦ larger venture.
What gigantic row?
AA
Milhouse Guidry
>Seems Cuccurullo likes chocolate… or at least his member does. The musician
>is said to be taking on a side project, entitled ROCKCOCK, where he will sell
>both edible chocolate molds as well as usable dildos molded from his manhood.
>Word on the street is the guitarist is seeking other musicians to submit to a
>molding as well, joining his fine line of rock and roll ding-a-lings.
-Can I participate in this? Hey, I'm a musician!
>We won't speculate about what hardcore Duranie's may do with these items, but
>suffice it to say that many of them can finally be as close to Cuccurullo as
>they want to be.
-Let's not fucking kid ourselves, here--Duran fans are faggots. That simple.
--Milhouse
Milhouse and Muriel
June 5, 2001-June 12, 2001
http://hometown.aol.com/milhouse481/home.html
Last updated June 14, 2001
Liquid water? Made from scratch?
GaryTitone
minded. While I am sure as with anything else a portion of Duran listeners may
very well be gay but every Duran fan is not gay. The problem with a portion of
Duranies was no different than many of the Zappa listeners in the 70's. Many of
them seemed to be interested in rehashing that old video imagery that brought
them popularity and gave little attention to most of the material
in the last 15 years. A portion of Zappa fans in the 70s were the same way.
When Frank was permorming intricate tracks like Personan Non Grata many fans
were to busy yelling for Yellow Snow and sayin' that all this material was not
of interest. I mean just wwhat were the album sales for Orchestral
Favorites,Sleep Dirt and Studio Tan.....
I had never purchased Duran material or seen one of there live show until
Warren was involved and truthfully I probably never would have if he never had
joined. Warrens work with frank was amazing and I as with many Zappa alumni I
continued to follow his career quite closely. Warren is one of the few Zappa
alumni musicians where Frank what was being done when they had left his band.
Duran Duran had always seemed to be a band whose video image was much larger
thatn it's musical content but Warren 's diverse musical interests and
education had taken them to a new level. I have heard Frank talk on his
interest in Duran Duran but what remains consistant is that a majority of
either fan base consumers forget to realize that there is notes involved. If
you are so willing the following article is a humorous look at this
phenomenaon.
http://cglass.vinu.edu/privacy/tdrttni.html
A.Adriaanse
> There are all sort of Duran Fans and to label all as fagots is very short
> minded.
One look at who wrote it explained a lot.
AA
hans
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In artikel <20010621071038...@ng-fo1.aol.com>,
garyt...@aol.comnojunk (GaryTitone) schreef:
> There are all sort of Duran Fans and to label all as fagots is very short
> minded.
Yes, it's an insult to all fagots.
Hanzo
Steve Cobham
Ventura-not the L.A. writer) wrote:
>From CDNOW, Allstar news: Miss Truth, 19 June, 2001
>
>
>
>Between a gigantic row with his band mates of the last 13 years in Duran Duran
>over its reformation with all five original members, and rejoining his own
>original band, Missing Persons (allstar, May 8), guitarist Warren Cuccurullo
>has found time to take on a much… ahem… larger venture.
>
>Seems Cuccurullo likes chocolate… or at least his member does. The musician
>is said to be taking on a side project, entitled ROCKCOCK, where he will sell
>both edible chocolate molds as well as usable dildos molded from his manhood.
>Word on the street is the guitarist is seeking other musicians to submit to a
>molding as well, joining his fine line of rock and roll ding-a-lings. Think
>Cynthia Plaster Caster, but with chocolate.
For fuck's sake, I've just about had a bellyful of Warren's cock!
Er.......forget I said that.......OK?
Steve.
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>From: st...@XSPAMguitarsMAPSX.powernet.co.uk (Steve Cobham)
>Date: 6/21/2001 6:37 PM Central Daylight Time
>Message-id: <bqu4jtcirlki4db4t...@4ax.com>
LMAO!!!!!! You know, I was wondering what they were gonna CALL it???? I
personally think he oughtta market it as "Warren's Chocolate Whammy Bar"
~H.
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Milhouse Guidry
>There are all sort of Duran Fans and to label all as fagots is very short
>minded
-It was really only a joke, sonny!
Good Gawd!
--Milhouse
NP: Burning Spear "The Lion (live)"
GaryTitone
the matter is that it has been difficult at times making Cuccurullo a household
name. While his stint with Zappa was not as long as some other guitarists it
was most certainly ground breaking in what it represents in not only the Zappa
catalouge but in historical representation. My guess is that many Zappa
listeners who have been along for the ride have at least a general
understanding for what he actually did with Frank. Warren most certainly was
the first Zappa Band support guitarists to do Zappa album solos note for note
so it gave Frank the Freedom to concentrate on his extended soloing. Warrens
talents went far beyound doing Zappa solos. As for those Zappa listeners that
came along long after the Human Juke Box Tour and Joe's Garage period they
should have grasped for what it is that Warren performed but I wonder if they
understand the overall Zappa band development process without seeing the tours
first hand. Regardless of when any given listener started delving deep into
Franks works aka catalouge, tours aka YCDTOSA ,Videos and folclore learned from
the many legitimate and bogus sources one should well understand Warren's
stamp on Zappa but this is not always the case. As Warren made a career change
to leave Zappa and move on and go ahead with Mising Persons he most certainly
wanted to give his own creation a try. Frank most cetainly still wanted
Warren in the band and gave him his wisom on just how here today gone tomorow
the recording industry could be. While Missing Persons was ground breaking for
there time Frank still gave Warren his words on how bands like DEVO have come
and gone in a flash. Frank even at a point wanted to form a group called
"Frankie and The Cute Persons" with Warren,Terry, Dale and Patrick. Warren had
enjoyed his time with Frank so much being a Zappa fanatic from Brooklyn N.Y.
and the decision to do his own thing was not an easy one. I am pretty sure
that Warren will expand on this issue in his wensite but his stamp on Zappa,
Missing Persons, Duran Duran and Solo material are most certainly rooted deeply
in the Zappa School. For outsiders not digesting what he has actually been
involved in it is easy to point to a group like Duran Duran and get engrosed by
an MTV image. The MTV image of Duran Duran means shit to me. It's when I look
at the diversity that has been involved in his projects where I have come to
have an understanding and appreciation of his creative output. in regards to
Cuccurullos Doldos as Frank Once Said
" It's Good For You"
INEMM
wrote:
>it represents in not only the Zappa
>catalouge
What's a catalouge ?
Is that some kind of enema bag, or sumthin' ?
ZOOGZ RIFT - The Liquid Moamo
>Date: 6/22/01 8:39 AM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010622113906...@ng-fo1.aol.com>
You know, Gary, you're a royal pain in the ass!
Maybe Warren should sell his chocolate dildos on Ebay. Ha ha.
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>Date: 6/22/01 10:11 AM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id: <o0v6jtsshbcofroc4...@4ax.com>
Maybe he meant "catalounge," which is what cows like to sit on.
(If that isn't a Biffy type of joke, I don't know what is!...lol...)
Raymond D Ricker
"ZOOGZ RIFT - The Liquid Moamo" <liqui...@aol.combiteme> wrote in message
news:20010622154622...@ng-fb1.aol.com...
> >From: garyt...@aol.comnojunk (GaryTitone)
> >Date: 6/22/01 8:39 AM Pacific Daylight Time
> >Message-id: <20010622113906...@ng-fo1.aol.com>
> >
>
>
> Maybe Warren should sell his chocolate dildos on Ebay. Ha ha.
>
your hand? (ok ok rim job..I MEAN rim shot)
RDR
GaryTitone
Eric Martin
news:eQOY6.31536$Zt6.15...@news1.rdc2.pa.home.com...
> Are the chocolate dildos cream stuffed? Do they melt in your mouth not in
> your hand? (ok ok rim job..I MEAN rim shot)
>
I don't know, but I bet it looks just like a Telefunken U-47.
--
Eric Martin
http://www.iron-sausage.com
It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is,
doesn't it?
bongo
from INEMM <in...@null.org> contains these words:
Nope. It's a cat, right, in a skintight lycra suit with, like, a
helmet, riding back-feet-first down the Cresta Run on a tiny bobsleigh.
--
Not all drumers are thick.
Biffy the Elephant Shrew
liqui...@aol.combiteme (ZOOGZ RIFT - The Liquid Moamo) wrote:
>>>it represents in not only the Zappa
>>>catalouge
>>
>>What's a catalouge ?
>>
>>Is that some kind of enema bag, or sumthin' ?
>>
>
>
>Maybe he meant "catalounge," which is what cows like to sit on.
>
>(If that isn't a Biffy type of joke, I don't know what is!...lol...)
Actually, I would have gone in the "cantaloupe" direction, but you're on
the right track. Did anyone laugh at my "Mira Sourvino" pun?
Your pal,
Biffy the Elephant Shrew
http://www.mp3.com/michaelpdawson
http://members.aol.com/biffyshrew/biffy.html
(Whoops, slod-a-dod-flip-flop)
GaryTitone
speak. I never put the mthorugh spell check or check for gramatical errors but
as the Indiam of the group once said "you can take this pin and hang it in yer
ass"
ZOOGZ RIFT - The Liquid Moamo
>Date: 6/22/01 8:32 PM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010622233221...@ng-mq1.aol.com>
Taking a wild guess at your age, I'd put you right around...........17.
Am I close?
David Wilcher
"Biffy the Elephant Shrew" <biffy...@aol.commie.rats> wrote in message
news:20010622210500...@nso-cr.aol.com...
>
> Actually, I would have gone in the "cantaloupe" direction, but you're on
> the right track. Did anyone laugh at my "Mira Sourvino" pun?
One!
dave
Milhouse Guidry
>Jokes can be very funy
-I agree. Jokes are the best. Music can go fuck itself.
>it has been difficult at times making Cuccurullo a household name.
-Why bother? Quit trying. Popular acceptance is fucking overrated.
>While Missing Persons was ground breaking for there time
-You're kidding, right? They were just riding the wave, sonny. Just riiiiiiding
the wave...
>Frank still gave Warren his words on how bands like DEVO have come
>and gone in a flash
-Devo only came and went in a flash in terms of popular acceptance/radio
play/hit singles. Missing Persons rode in on a wave innovated in part by Devo.
Missing Person had one pretty good little record. Let's not compare them to
Devo, who made 3 classic, timeless and insanely good records and *then* went to
crap.
--Milhouse
AVOID ALL MURIELS
Milhouse Guidry
;oP
mukamuk
expecting it to throw open a pop-up window this time.
--dank
"Michael Ventura-not the L.A. writer" <scruti...@aol.come-off-it> wrote in
message news:20010620131403...@ng-mr1.aol.com...
> From CDNOW, Allstar news: Miss Truth, 19 June, 2001
>
>
>
> Between a gigantic row with his band mates of the last 13 years in Duran Duran
> over its reformation with all five original members, and rejoining his own
> original band, Missing Persons (allstar, May 8), guitarist Warren Cuccurullo
> has found time to take on a much. ahem. larger venture.
>
> Seems Cuccurullo likes chocolate. or at least his member does. The musician
INEMM
<bo...@doghouse.zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>> >it represents in not only the Zappa
>> >catalouge
>
>> What's a catalouge ?
>> Is that some kind of enema bag, or sumthin' ?
>
>Nope. It's a cat, right, in a skintight lycra suit with, like, a
>helmet, riding back-feet-first down the Cresta Run on a tiny bobsleigh.
LOL !