Typical Deadhead.......

[Sheik Barack Hussein]

......"Hey, man.....got anything to smoke?......I remember when I saw
Jerry at
a show in East Blubberfuck, Montana...ya know....did a killer "Stella
Blue/Strange & Unusual Occurances In The Desert Jam".........got so
wasted on
some 'shrooms, man!..ya know....I wuz smokin' some Pall Malls &
drinking shots
of Ol' Grand Dad........we were hikin' to the gig......ya
know..........and
some farmer in a '56 red Ford pickup gave us a ride....he
like........had this
8-track in his heap...& this ol' farmer wuz playin' the
Rascals!!...can
you dig
it?....like "Lonely Too Long"........he let us off in
nowheresville....man.....ya know...........& it wuz rainin'.......& I
stepped
in a big mud puddle......we slept in this barn....we were sooooooo
wasted on
'shrooms, man...like...ya know....& when my friend woke up the next
morning he
found out he wuz passed out in some cow s**t!!......ya know.......he
said he'd
never do 'shrooms again....but about an hour later...ya know....he did
some
window pane............finally made it to the concert with time to
spare...ya
know..........'nd this chick....real zoftig.....said she got to see
Jerry the
night before.....but she wuz soooooo wasted on Liquid
Paper....man...ya
know
....like...she wuz DRINKIN' IT!...ya know.....so...Bobby duz about an
30 minute
version of "Mexicali Blues".......& my pal wuz freakin' on the
pane.......&
then, ya know ...started yakkin'......right during "Looks like rain"
...and...it didn't.......

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