These Xmas Songs Should be BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The old geezer
hear St. Joseph saying" Hey, Kid! Take that drum & shove it up yer
a**!!"...... Think about it....You've been traveling over hilly
terrain for the past week in the cold, rain & snow with your 9 month
pregnant wife who is riding on the back of an old broken down mule.
When you arrive at your destination there's no place to stay in town
but this one dude will let you stay in his stinky old stable. You
have to lay down in some cow urine soaked hay, the place smells of ox
s**t, you wanna get some rest, then the ol' lady pops out the
kid.......he's crying up a storm.....after a few hours you finally
get
him quieted down...Mary is asleep...all Joseph wants to do is to get
some shuteye...he duz a couple of tokes & a few shots of rum. Then
all of a sudden out of nowhere some punk ass kid shows up with a pair
a bongos & starts laying down a beat. Why, you'd strangle the effin'
little bastard!!!!
12 Daze of Xmas - Why duz this song exist? It bites the bag!!!
I Saw Mommy Blowing Santa Claus - Well, it may as well be.....
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - "Mildly" amusing the *first*
time
I heard it!
Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer - Damn Gene Autry! And just WTF are
"Reindeer Games"???
Jingle Bells - Unless it is the Barking Dogs version!
Felice Navidad - #1 WORST Ever Xmas Song!!!!!! This annoying little
diddy wuz stuck in my head all day, the other day at work. Jose - Go
Away!
The old geezer
ND: Otter Creek Stovepipe Porter
NP: The Dream Circle - Steve Roach
Charles Ulrich
<c0771421-7d2d-4ac0...@v30g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,
Sorry. Those are exactly the songs that FZ recorded for his Christmas
album.
--Charles
Mike Espinoza
wrote:
>"Little Drummer Boy" - Ugh! This song is SO annoying!!! I can just
Somebody change the channel. It looks like geezer is on reruns.
--
Mike E.
David Z
news:4b1efc0f....@news.eternal-september.org...
That happens when you get old.