~Celine Dion You're So Ugly~

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get a life!!
JanBrady41 wrote in message <19990206052055...@ng38.aol.com>...
>~Celine Dion You're So Ugly~
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>I'm sending this song to celine dion, madonna, the goo goo dolls, whitney
>houston, garbage, the artist, and tom jones international fan clubs in
hopes of
>one of these artists will record this song and put it on their next album.
the
>song is a remake with additional lyrics added by me the song is called
''Celine
>Dion You're So Ugly.'' I hope you like the song -
>
>Celine Dion You're So Ugly
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>People hate you
>Because you're so ugly
>You're so ugly
>Celine Dion you're so ugly
>Celine Dion you're so ugly
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>Oh when I look at you
>I go out of my mind
>It's like I'm looking at
>Someone's behind
>You make the children scream
>And the babies cry
>With your crusty teeth
>And your blood shot eyes
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>Celine you're so ugly
>Your dad had to tie a porkchop around your neck
>Just to get the dog to play with you
>Oh that's really ugly
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>People hate you
>Because you're ugly
>You're so ugly
>Celine Dion you're so ugly
>Celine Dion you're so ugly
>
>No matter what you wear
>Your face doesn't match
>I don't think you were were born
>You had to be hatched
>Everyone you meet
>Gets one hell of a scare
>They can't fall asleep
>Because you're a walking nightmare
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>Celine you're so ugly
>I heard that when you were born
>The doctor slapped your mama
>Damn that's ugly
>
>People hate you
>Because you're so ugly
>You're so ugly
>Celine Dion you're so ugly
>Celine Dion you're so ugly
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>You make frankenstein
>Look like Johnny Depp
>And when you cross the street
>You cause a major car wreck
>You asked my grandma
>If she needed help with her bags
>I've never seen an old lady run so fast
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>Celine is that your face
>Or did your neck throw up something
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>People hate you
>Because you're so ugly
>You're so ugly
>Celine Dion you're so ugly
>Celine Dion you're so ugly
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>'' I saw Helen Keller falling off the top of a tall building and do you
know
>why Helen Keller couldn't scream for help? It's because she had her mittens
on
>'' - Celine Dion
>
>STAR WARS EPISODE 1 COMIN' MAY OF 1999!
>GO SEE THIS MOVIE!
>
>GOLDNGREATER