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Izzi Raven
a synopsis of what has gone on.....
Hello to the following...
Cip... i logged on your web site.... my god those legs ...you make me ashamed
to be a woman..... i am going out to buy a dalek outfit... Q, if i smoke enough
will my legs stretch?
slip.... are you going to portsmouth?.... we need to be co-ordinated groovy
blonds to storm the stage door...LOL.... lets book a hotel and you can cut
school.... i have a large sack now fake fur lined for comfort, for an
interesting kidnap surgestion
IJM, missin you already..... Q why are you quoting me??? you still havent told
me what i owe you yet for the tickets
Kit..... where is that power lady.... missed your e mails
manny, wilbur,rozberyjam, pulpworld, mr dog( now with 2 G's aparently), pip,
and what happened to us buying a huge house and livving in a izzard comune type
thing?
Maggie and cloth cat are now livving in Cardiff!!
did someone say nexie has come here?
Baz i was serious about the ticket!
i will try to get in the chat room tonight .... but it will b late
izzi xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Baz
What you *do* what my used bus ticket!!!!! :-o
Baz
Izzi Raven
>
>Baz
no i want your other ticket for the bristol gig...(grin) ive got a front row in
cardiff to trade
Cipcia
<izzi...@aol.com> writes
>i did'nt realise i had been away so long!!!!!..... please would someone give me
>a synopsis of what has gone on.....
>Hello to the following...
>
>Cip... i logged on your web site.... my god those legs .
it cant have been my site.....was it Pips? My site has no legs on it...(For obvious
reasons )
>to be a woman..... i am going out to buy a dalek outfit... Q, if i smoke enough
>will my legs stretch?
>
<snip bits that dont apply>
>
>Kit..... where is that power lady.... missed your e mails
"Wilber", has obviously found a woman (at last) and has never been seen since Hugh
visited him ( weird,<G>)
" Gromit ", left due to HTML probs...
Nexie...Fuck knows where he's skulked off to?
Where's STEVE THE BIRD? <Blast from the past>
Sexy Jules.?
Claire of Corinth via Hong Kong?
Yoko ( thought that would make you laugh)
Insatiable Em?
Steve the Dalek?
Gabe?
And 100 Sarah's ?
>
>manny, wilbur,rozberyjam, pulpworld, mr dog( now with 2 G's aparently), pip,
>
>and what happened to us buying a huge house and livving in a izzard comune type
>thing?
Oh well ,we're still thinking about *that*..along with "Shall we have a party?" I think no
one will really have one, cos none of us has the guts to meet these people IRL....
I mean ,what if we hate each other? I would love to meet Pips...(in fact I stand outside
his stage door after every performance)
And Chrisistinanainaianianina....and YOU of course and yes dt ...( had to mention him
or he would sulk) and others of course ..YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! <g>
>
>Maggie and cloth cat are now livving in Cardiff!!
Bloody hell......... You me and destiny I guess that if was never meant to be :)
>did someone say nexie has come here?
Has he? WOW ... Maybe we should all come through? :)
>Baz i was serious about the ticket!
>
>i will try to get in the chat room tonight .... but it will b late
And I will be supine :)
>
>izzi xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Smashing to see you back you gorgeous babe! :)
--
Cipcia
Loz Pycock
>i did'nt realise i had been away so long!!!!!..... please would someone give me
>a synopsis of what has gone on.....
Someone called Tom came on, pissed us all off and went away again.
Someone called VSM came on, stayed and liked it so much she brought
her boyfriend.
Someone called Baz came on and was lightly grilled.
>Hello to the following...
>
>Cip... i logged on your web site.... my god those legs ...you make me ashamed
>to be a woman..... i am going out to buy a dalek outfit... Q, if i smoke enough
>will my legs stretch?
>
>slip.... are you going to portsmouth?.... we need to be co-ordinated groovy
>blonds to storm the stage door...LOL.... lets book a hotel and you can cut
>school.... i have a large sack now fake fur lined for comfort, for an
>interesting kidnap surgestion
>
>IJM, missin you already..... Q why are you quoting me??? you still havent told
>me what i owe you yet for the tickets
>
>Kit..... where is that power lady.... missed your e mails
>
>manny, wilbur,rozberyjam, pulpworld, mr dog( now with 2 G's aparently), pip,
> and what happened to us buying a huge house and livving in a izzard comune type
>thing?
Well I am planning to set up the Izzard Bar, Sauna and Executive
Treehouse but 'tis still just a dream (though that doesnt stop Slips
nicking all the cigarettes!)
>
>Maggie and cloth cat are now livving in Cardiff!!
>did someone say nexie has come here?
He was here but now has gone.
>Baz i was serious about the ticket!
>
>i will try to get in the chat room tonight .... but it will b late
>
>izzi xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Loz.
"If that was real, everything else in my life has been a hallucination."
Simon grinned. "Now," he said calmly, "you're getting the point."
Robert Anton Wilson & Robert Shea, The Eye in the Pyramid.
"So I'm aching at the view, yes I'm breaking at the scenes just like you."
Portishead, 'Western Eyes'
Sara (VSM)
:On 6 Jun 1999 12:43:29 GMT, izzi...@aol.com (Izzi Raven) wrote:
:
:>i did'nt realise i had been away so long!!!!!..... please would someone give me
:>a synopsis of what has gone on.....
:
:Someone called Tom came on, pissed us all off and went away again.
He's still around.. If a tad slow...
,............
:Someone called VSM came on, stayed and liked it so much she brought
:her boyfriend.
:............
<waves>
,............
:Someone called Baz came on and was lightly grilled.
:..................
--
Sig file went with the heart to Cardiff.
Baz
wrote:
>,............l.p...@virgin.net (Loz Pycock) typed the following...
>:On 6 Jun 1999 12:43:29 GMT, izzi...@aol.com (Izzi Raven) wrote:
>:
>:>i did'nt realise i had been away so long!!!!!..... please would someone give me
>:>a synopsis of what has gone on.....
>:
>:Someone called Tom came on, pissed us all off and went away again.
>:............
>
>He's still around.. If a tad slow...
>,............
>:Someone called VSM came on, stayed and liked it so much she brought
>:her boyfriend.
>:............
>
><waves>
>,............
>:Someone called Baz came on and was lightly grilled.
<waves to izzi and SaraH>
Lightly grilled with with all the trimmings. <g>
RobS
Loz Pycock <l.p...@virgin.net> wrote in message
news:375be9bf...@news.virgin.net...
> On 6 Jun 1999 12:43:29 GMT, izzi...@aol.com (Izzi Raven) wrote:
>
> >i did'nt realise i had been away so long!!!!!..... please would someone
give me
> >a synopsis of what has gone on.....
>
> Someone called Tom came on, pissed us all off and went away again.
> her boyfriend.
I thought of saying, "Darling I would follow you to Hell and back, but I
draw the line at the AFE-I newsgroup." Er... but I didn't. So here I am.
Although attempts are still being made to "Izzardify" me... there is still
hope, but as yet I'm afraid I have not seen the light... so instead I spend
my time posting entirely off-topic and pointless messages like this one
Rob
"Potatoes make interesting, if not entirely functional, replacements for
lightbulbs."
I, James Mason
I had :-)
Nice to catch you on IRC Sunday.
> please would someone give me
>a synopsis of what has gone on.....
A certain zoologist and former Controller of BBC2 once brought back a mutant
baby monkey from deep within the jugle of Peru and as an experiment persuaded
his family to bring it up as one of them. Unfortunately the experiment has gone
horribly wrong and the monkey, now known as Tom or PoB, has started posting
here. As with most primative organisms it is easily identified by its incessant use
of M$OE.
Another bloody young'un called Baz has joined our First Year Common Sense
Class and seems to be progressing quite well so far.
Nexie has advanced to the next plane of his existance and so cannot post here
any more until the next major planetary alignment.
Cips and Hugh have thankfully returned to their usual tricks. Sick bags have been
issued.
Gaz - no change there.
Jim - also no change.
Wilber, Kit and Gabe all seem to have wafted away into the sunset.
Emma has become a complete exam swot and hardly has time to post at the
moment. No doubt she will return.
Mannaz, Loz & Christiana have been reliably highly entertaining.
Mr.Dog(g) pops in quite a lot these days.
Posh bird Sara has made real efforts to fit in and completely succeded.
New girl Sarah keeps trying to get inside my trousers (which is fine with me BTW)
but you don't want to know about that.
Slips has moved in to the crater left when her life exploded.
And as usual, I have no life at all which is why I know what's going on here.
I think that more or less brings you up to date Hun.
>Hello to the following...
>
>Cip... i logged on your web site.... my god those legs ...you make me ashamed
>to be a woman..... i am going out to buy a dalek outfit...
How about a Cyberwoman?
>Q, if i smoke enough
>will my legs stretch?
I thought you were giving up?
>slip.... are you going to portsmouth?....
You know she is.
> we need to be co-ordinated groovy
>blonds to storm the stage door...LOL.... lets book a hotel and you can cut
>school.... i have a large sack now fake fur lined for comfort, for an
>interesting kidnap surgestion
LOL
>IJM, missin you already.....
Sweetheart :)
> Q why are you quoting me???
Such wise words Hun.
>you still havent told
>me what i owe you yet for the tickets
Oh yes, I forgot.
>Kit..... where is that power lady.... missed your e mails
Big mystery.
>manny, wilbur,rozberyjam, pulpworld, mr dog( now with 2 G's aparently), pip,
>
>and what happened to us buying a huge house and livving in a izzard comune type
>thing?
I still rather like this idea.
>Maggie and cloth cat are now livving in Cardiff!!
>did someone say nexie has come here?
Has he??
>Baz i was serious about the ticket!
>
>i will try to get in the chat room tonight .... but it will b late
Nice to see you :)
>izzi xxxxxxxxxxxxx
So what's happening in four months?
xiii
---
"look people go through major pooo in one way or another...... but that is
life..... it basically sucks ... occasionally you can cheat the fate fairy and
snatch a groovy moment ..... but on the whole as soon as one door closes ...
another slams in your face.....
but there is great strength to be found in laughter.... " IzziRaven 1998.
Izzi Raven
>it cant have been my site.....was it Pips? My site has no legs on it...
THE house
>Q, if i smoke enough
>>will my legs stretch?
>Maybe ..I dont know ..Do I look like a Geologist? :)
Yeh .... dont you get geologist vogue.... they are all wearing white minimal
this month.
>Where's STEVE THE BIRD?
no doubt he will return if enough people request an apearance
>Yoko ( thought that would make you laugh)
LMAO.... you were right
>Gabe?
where did gabe go?>Oh well ,we're still thinking about *that*..along with
"Shall we have a
>party?" I think no
>one will really have one, cos none of us has the guts to meet these people
>IRL....
oh go on have a party!!>I mean ,what if we hate each other? I would love to
meet Pips...(in fact I
>stand outside
>his stage door after every performance)
is he any good.... this is the question?>>did someone say nexie has come here?
>Has he? WOW ... Maybe we should all come through? :)
yeh.. ... cross over to the other side.....come.... ommm ..... ommmmm..... IJM
will now perform a spell to protect you from the accent!!
Missed ya cip
love (in a sisterly way)
izzi xxxx
Izzi Raven
>Someone called VSM came on, stayed and liked it so much she brought
>her boyfriend.
and i was planning on souteying him as well ..(sometimes the inability to spell
anoys even me)...
so what did tom do?
>Well I am planning to set up the Izzard Bar, Sauna and Executive
>Treehouse but 'tis still just a dream (though that doesnt stop Slips
>nicking all the cigarettes!)
Good idea.... will it be squirel proof?
izzi
xxx
Izzi Raven
>hope, but as yet I'm afraid I have not seen the light... so instead I spend
>my time posting entirely off-topic and pointless messages like this one
>
>Rob
>
>"Potatoes make interesting, if not entirely functional, replacements for
>lightbulbs."
>
izzi
RobS
Izzi Raven <izzi...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:19990607205805...@ng-fg1.aol.com...
No, some stupid twat's gone and covered it with a hollowed-out potato..
Slips
simultaneously, without the use of a safety net. Anyone of a nervous
disposition should look away now.
> Izzi Raven (much missed) writes
>
>>i did'nt realise i had been away so long!!!!!.....
>
>I had :-)
>
>Nice to catch you on IRC Sunday.
And *I'm* sorry I missed you, Izzi. Hello sweetheart!
>
>> please would someone give me
>>a synopsis of what has gone on.....
>
Deliberately left in, because I enjoyed it (once more with a feeling for
those of you still on C&W - or anyone else with dodgy servers...)
>A certain zoologist and former Controller of BBC2 once brought back a mutant
>baby monkey from deep within the jugle of Peru and as an experiment persuaded
>his family to bring it up as one of them. Unfortunately the experiment has gone
>horribly wrong and the monkey, now known as Tom or PoB, has started posting
>here. As with most primative organisms it is easily identified by its incessant
>use
>of M$OE.
>
>Another bloody young'un called Baz has joined our First Year Common Sense
>Class and seems to be progressing quite well so far.
>
>Nexie has advanced to the next plane of his existance and so cannot post here
>any more until the next major planetary alignment.
>
>Cips and Hugh have thankfully returned to their usual tricks. Sick bags have
>been
>issued.
Bless
>
>Gaz - no change there.
>
Really? I haven't heard him say CUNT for ages!
(wonders if demon will now block this post... testing, testing, 1,2 etc)
>Jim - also no change.
>
>Wilber, Kit and Gabe all seem to have wafted away into the sunset.
>
>Emma has become a complete exam swot and hardly has time to post at the
>moment. No doubt she will return.
>
>Mannaz, Loz & Christiana have been reliably highly entertaining.
>
>Mr.Dog(g) pops in quite a lot these days.
>
>Posh bird Sara has made real efforts to fit in and completely succeded.
>
>New girl Sarah keeps trying to get inside my trousers (which is fine with me
>BTW)
>but you don't want to know about that.
>
>Slips has moved in to the crater left when her life exploded.
>
What a wonderful way you have with words, Col. I'm impressed!
>And as usual, I have no life at all which is why I know what's going on here.
>
>I think that more or less brings you up to date Hun.
>
Did the badge not get a mention? Poor badge. But then he seems to have
geared up to Hugh impressions recently (following that art thread???) so
I guess you can work it out for yourself Iz.
>>Hello to the following...
>>
>>Cip... i logged on your web site.... my god those legs ...you make me ashamed
>>to be a woman..... i am going out to buy a dalek outfit...
>
>How about a Cyberwoman?
>
>>Q, if i smoke enough
>>will my legs stretch?
>
>I thought you were giving up?
>
>>slip.... are you going to portsmouth?....
>
>You know she is.
>
You know I am!
Ooh a bad blondes reunion. How quaint! Third time lucky.
Lucky for what, however, I have no idea.
>> we need to be co-ordinated groovy
>>blonds to storm the stage door...LOL.... lets book a hotel and you can cut
>>school....
Oooh we said we'd do this once didn't we - the hotel thing.
Let me check my pockets.... oooh, an old bus ticket, a boiled sweet and
a piece of fluff. That's me sorted then, no problem. You can have the
bus ticket (I gather you're collecting them), I,JM can have the boiled
sweet (payment for Eddie ticket) and I can pay for the hotel with the
piece of fluff.
What are you saying they only take Visa now? Bugger modernity!
>i have a large sack now fake fur lined for comfort, for an
>>interesting kidnap surgestion
>
Ah, that sounds more like it. How large is this sack? Will we three
fit in it? (Given that Eddie's put on a bit of weight recently....)
If so - accomodation problem sorted.
>LOL
>
>>IJM, missin you already.....
>
>Sweetheart :)
>
>> Q why are you quoting me???
>
>Such wise words Hun.
>
>>you still havent told
>>me what i owe you yet for the tickets
>
>Oh yes, I forgot.
>
Better remember soon before I get to the bottom of my penny jar.
>>Kit..... where is that power lady.... missed your e mails
>
>Big mystery.
>
Got an e from her this week. She is busy on a filmscript. And having a
mid-life crisis and lots and lots of stuff happening familywise. Her
children graduating and preparing to flee the nest. Fret not - my guess
is she'll be back at some point, and we can all snog her and cover her
with jam (and a few of us can volunteer to lick it off again).
>>manny, wilbur,rozberyjam, pulpworld, mr dog( now with 2 G's aparently), pip,
>>
>>and what happened to us buying a huge house and livving in a izzard comune type
>>thing?
>
>I still rather like this idea.
>
Me too. Well, one can dream. Not long ago we had Castle Izzard, before
that some kind of pirate ship.... I rather liked the castle idea, but
only because I was queen. Goes with the groovy British sportscar
(currently holed up in garage sans money to fix):
Fuck off, I'm Queen.
(or is it "the" queen?
Anyway, I like that.
>>Maggie and cloth cat are now livving in Cardiff!!
>>did someone say nexie has come here?
>
>Has he??
>
>>Baz i was serious about the ticket!
>>
>>i will try to get in the chat room tonight .... but it will b late
>
>Nice to see you :)
>
>>izzi xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>
>So what's happening in four months?
>
Brilliant LOLOL
Had me in stiches Colin. Thank you!
(Incidentally, seen the time? I've been up for four hours. Lovely. Will
now make a coffee and greet the day. One should always know when to
accept defeat.)
Great to see you back, Izzi
Love
--
Slips
------------------------------------------------
Expect Nothing: You Will Never Be Disappointed
Mannaz
<I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> took a break from covering small children in
lard, picked up a stick of chalk and scrawled:
<snip stuff that won't matter to this post>
>
>Another bloody young'un called Baz has joined our First Year Common Sense
>Class and seems to be progressing quite well so far.
>
I have this horrible feeling that Baz is not 'physically' as young as
assumed.
>Nexie has advanced to the next plane of his existance and so cannot post here
>any more until the next major planetary alignment.
>
>Cips and Hugh have thankfully returned to their usual tricks. Sick bags have been
>issued.
>
>Gaz - no change there.
>
>Jim - also no change.
>
>Wilber, Kit and Gabe all seem to have wafted away into the sunset.
>
>Emma has become a complete exam swot and hardly has time to post at the
>moment. No doubt she will return.
>
>Mannaz, Loz & Christiana have been reliably highly entertaining.
Ahhhh I so touched :) or was that all you could think to say <g>
>
>Mr.Dog(g) pops in quite a lot these days.
With his 'jokes of 1066' joke book
>
>Posh bird Sara has made real efforts to fit in and completely succeded.
>
>New girl Sarah keeps trying to get inside my trousers (which is fine with me BTW)
>but you don't want to know about that.
>
>Slips has moved in to the crater left when her life exploded.
>
>And as usual, I have no life at all which is why I know what's going on here.
>
>I think that more or less brings you up to date Hun.
Oh shit I snipped the refrence to Gabe, she's still alive, this I know
to be true because I accidentally rang her the other day. (don't ask!)
Cips if you think my voice is sexy you should hear hers :)
Love
Mannaz
PS Welcome back Izzi, when you're famous can we have back stage
passes??
I, James Mason
FE.demon.co.uk> writes
>
>>Slips has moved in to the crater left when her life exploded.
>>
>What a wonderful way you have with words, Col. I'm impressed!
From you I take that as a real compliment. *nuzzle*
>>
>>I think that more or less brings you up to date Hun.
>>
>Did the badge not get a mention? Poor badge. But then he seems to have
>geared up to Hugh impressions recently (following that art thread???) so
>I guess you can work it out for yourself Iz.
Oh bugger, I knew I'd forget someone. Sorry Baj. Err, let me see, yes. Baj has
been teaching cats how to prospect for oil as usual, right?
>
>>>Kit..... where is that power lady.... missed your e mails
>>
>>Big mystery.
>>
>Got an e from her this week. She is busy on a filmscript.
Thought it might be something of the sort.
>And having a
>mid-life crisis and lots and lots of stuff happening familywise. Her
>children graduating and preparing to flee the nest. Fret not - my guess
>is she'll be back at some point, and we can all snog her and cover her
>with jam (and a few of us can volunteer to lick it off again).
Thanks for the update.
>>
>>>izzi xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>So what's happening in four months?
>Brilliant LOLOL
>Had me in stiches Colin. Thank you!
Cross-stitches?
*Hugs*
I, James Mason
SPAMMERDIE.com> writes
>
>Oh shit I snipped the refrence to Gabe, she's still alive, this I know
>to be true because I accidentally rang her the other day. (don't ask!)
Now why didn't I think of doing that :-)
Did you exchange air-kisses?
>Cips if you think my voice is sexy you should hear hers :)
She's a babe.
>PS Welcome back Izzi, when you're famous can we have back stage
>passes??
She *is* famoooos. (Yam Dali etc...)
Sara (VSM)
>>>
>>What a wonderful way you have with words, Col. I'm impressed!
>
>
<Sara and Rob simultaneously look at each other and burst out laughing
- and aaaaaaaahhhhhh... no one knows *exactly* why>
Sara (VSM)
Noooo please don't make it squirrel proof!!!
(or is a flute a good pass?)
Christiana
"Sara (VSM)" wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>"I, James Mason" <I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> typed the following...
> >In article <fGg2uDAy...@airtight.demon.co.uk>, Slips <slipso@airtightLI
> >FE.demon.co.uk> writes
> >>
> >>>Slips has moved in to the crater left when her life exploded.
> >>>
> >>What a wonderful way you have with words, Col. I'm impressed!
> >
> >From you I take that as a real compliment. *nuzzle*
> >
>
> <Sara and Rob simultaneously look at each other and burst out laughing
> - and aaaaaaaahhhhhh... no one knows *exactly* why>
Could it be that 'Nuzzle' is Rob's pet name for you? And yours for him
is 'Exploding Crater'?
Christiana
Izzi Raven
>>Class and seems to be progressing quite well so far.
>>
>I have this horrible feeling that Baz is not 'physically' as young as
>assumed.
ooooo tell me .... tell me more
>>Mr.Dog(g) pops in quite a lot these days.
>
>With his 'jokes of 1066' joke book
>>
LMAO
>Oh shit I snipped the refrence to Gabe, she's still alive, this I know
>to be true because I accidentally rang her the other day. (don't ask!)
>
>Cips if you think my voice is sexy you should hear hers :)
>
i have.... and your right...it is!!!
bunnies of the world unite
izzi
xxx
Izzi Raven
i have to ask......why?
izzi
xxx
Izzi Raven
>
>Nice to catch you on IRC Sunday.
>
>Cips and Hugh have thankfully returned to their usual tricks. Sick bags have
>been
>issued.
>
what are EXACTLY...there usual tricks?
>Mannaz, Loz & Christiana have been reliably highly entertaining.
how long has christiana been here?
>Mr.Dog(g) pops in quite a lot these days.
with a selection of jokes it seams.... go on mr dog tell us another
>Slips has moved in to the crater left when her life exploded.
Good line....LOL....(sorry slips)
>And as usual, I have no life at all which is why I know what's going on here.
>
LOL.... i can imagine you typing this...LMAO
>I think that more or less brings you up to date Hun.
thank you cup cake
>How about a Cyberwoman?
what talk dirty on the net????.... thouht i already did that ...LOL
>I thought you were giving up?
>
no i said i would give up if i decide to have a child.... then there is a
reason..
>>you still havent told
>>me what i owe you yet for the tickets
>
>Oh yes, I forgot.
so how much?..... and i forgot the date....LOL
>So what's happening in four months?
eddie izzard falls in love.... with ME....( as if..)
oh well the power of positive thought and all that.... make me a spell ijm?
love and toast
izzi
xxx
Izzi Raven
>I will now attempt to address both I, James Mason and Izzi Raven
>simultaneously, without the use of a safety net. Anyone of a nervous
>disposition should look away now.
>
>
good lord slip .... your brave
>And *I'm* sorry I missed you, Izzi. Hello sweetheart!
>>
hello slip....(waves)
>You know I am!
>
>Ooh a bad blondes reunion. How quaint! Third time lucky.
>
>Lucky for what, however, I have no idea.
bet you know i doo....LOL..... BLONDES WITH A MISSION...... ( a dangerous
unstopable thing...... poor ijm will he survive?)
>>> we need to be co-ordinated groovy
>>>blonds to storm the stage door...LOL.... lets book a hotel and you can cut
>>>school....
>
>Oooh we said we'd do this once didn't we - the hotel thing.
>Let me check my pockets.... oooh, an old bus ticket, a boiled sweet and
>a piece of fluff. That's me sorted then, no problem. You can have the
>bus ticket (I gather you're collecting them), I,JM can have the boiled
>sweet (payment for Eddie ticket) and I can pay for the hotel with the
>piece of fluff.
>
>What are you saying they only take Visa now? Bugger modernity!
>
look.... book one room and the three of us crash in it...... you can have my
breakfast.
GO ON...... I KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!!!!!
>>i have a large sack now fake fur lined for comfort, for an
>>>interesting kidnap surgestion
>>
>Ah, that sounds more like it. How large is this sack? Will we three
>fit in it? (Given that Eddie's put on a bit of weight recently....)
>If so - accomodation problem sorted.
>
LOL..... ok illl check out the availabilitys of marquee's in the portsmouth
area
>Me too. Well, one can dream. Not long ago we had Castle Izzard, before
>that some kind of pirate ship.... I rather liked the castle idea, but
>only because I was queen. Goes with the groovy British sportscar
>(currently holed up in garage sans money to fix):
>Fuck off, I'm Queen.
>(or is it "the" queen?
>Anyway, I like that.
>
just so long as you didnt have to have a voluntear phil,,,,, compleat with
sticky tape
mised ya slips....
love
izzi
xxx
Izzi Raven
>>passes??
if i ever was lucky enough to be in that position.... of corse you could
IJM dont even think about it!!
>
>She *is* famoooos. (Yam Dali etc...)
eh?
izzi
xxx
>xiii
>---
Izzi Raven
>>Sexy Jules.?
>>Claire of Corinth via Hong Kong?
>>Steve the Dalek?
>
>shop. Not a word from him in near on six months. Still business is
>good so I shouldn't grumble. How are you my dear? He told me all about
>you. Said you were a dead ringer for Lesley Judd, except your hair was
>different and she joined the convent. Anyways, must dash.
>
a dead ringer for lesly judd????...... welll i know i can do unusual things
with double sided sticky tape and some dairylee boxes... (prefrubly full) ....
but how did you know?
izzi
xxx
Mannaz
break from covering small children in lard, picked up a stick of chalk
and scrawled:
>>Sig file went with the heart to Cardiff.
>
>i have to ask......why?
She's in love with Rob
Sara (VSM)
>
>i have to ask......why?
>
>xxx
My boyfriend (RobS here) lives there... I don't...! <sob>
--
Loz Pycock
>
>Mannaz, Loz & Christiana have been reliably highly entertaining.
Aw shucks.
>
>
>New girl Sarah keeps trying to get inside my trousers (which is fine with me BTW)
>but you don't want to know about that.
I,JM has been cross-bred with Richie from 'Bottom' as you can probably
tell... :)
Loz Pycock
wrote:
>>>>>>>>>"I, James Mason" <I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> typed the following...
>>In article <fGg2uDAy...@airtight.demon.co.uk>, Slips <slipso@airtightLI
>>FE.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>
>>>>Slips has moved in to the crater left when her life exploded.
>>>>
>>>What a wonderful way you have with words, Col. I'm impressed!
>>
>>From you I take that as a real compliment. *nuzzle*
>>
>
><Sara and Rob simultaneously look at each other and burst out laughing
>- and aaaaaaaahhhhhh... no one knows *exactly* why>
But we can make educated guesses... ugh!
PULPWORLD
>New girl Sarah keeps trying to get inside my trousers (which is fine with me
BTW)
With my hips, dear? They wouldn't fit.
Sarahxx
"They like the light that shine from you-oo-oo-oo"
I, James Mason
<mi...@bigSpamAwarefoot.com> writes
>"Sara (VSM)" wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>"I, James Mason" <I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> typed the following...
>> >In article <fGg2uDAy...@airtight.demon.co.uk>, Slips <slipso@airtightLI
>> >FE.demon.co.uk> writes
>> >>
>> >>>
>> >>What a wonderful way you have with words, Col. I'm impressed!
>> >
>>
>> <Sara and Rob simultaneously look at each other and burst out laughing
>> - and aaaaaaaahhhhhh... no one knows *exactly* why>
>
>is 'Exploding Crater'?
As usual Christiana ROTFLMAO.
(BTW I think Sara's pet name has to be Squirrel. Which, rather worryingly, means
that Rob's must be Flute.)
David McNorton
>In article <19990606084329...@ng-fo1.aol.com>, Izzi Raven
><izzi...@aol.com> writes
>>i did'nt realise i had been away so long!!!!!..... please would someone give me
>>a synopsis of what has gone on.....
>>Hello to the following...
>>
>>Cip... i logged on your web site.... my god those legs .
>You sure you went to the right one? My legs are short and hairy...Tis true ..
>it cant have been my site.....was it Pips? My site has no legs on it...(For obvious
>reasons )
>>..you make me ashamed
>>to be a woman..... i am going out to buy a dalek outfit... Q, if i smoke enough
>>will my legs stretch?
>Maybe ..I dont know ..Do I look like a Geologist? :)
>>
><snip bits that dont apply>
>>
>>Kit..... where is that power lady.... missed your e mails
>Kit still e mails me , but she hasn't been on here for ages..months.....
>"Wilber", has obviously found a woman (at last) and has never been seen since Hugh
>visited him ( weird,<G>)
>" Gromit ", left due to HTML probs...
>Nexie...Fuck knows where he's skulked off to?
>Where's STEVE THE BIRD? <Blast from the past>
>Sexy Jules.?
>Claire of Corinth via Hong Kong?
>Yoko ( thought that would make you laugh)
>Insatiable Em?
>Steve the Dalek?
He upped and ran off to Galafrey with a boy soprano. Left me to mind
shop. Not a word from him in near on six months. Still business is
good so I shouldn't grumble. How are you my dear? He told me all about
you. Said you were a dead ringer for Lesley Judd, except your hair was
different and she joined the convent. Anyways, must dash.
(Chairwoman - The Chopped Ham & Pork Society)
Steve the Dalek
>>Where's STEVE THE BIRD? <Blast from the past>
>>>Sexy Jules.?
>>>Claire of Corinth via Hong Kong?
>>>Yoko ( thought that would make you laugh)
>>>Insatiable Em?
>>>Steve the Dalek?
>>
>>He upped and ran off to Galafrey with a boy soprano. Left me to mind
>>shop. Not a word from him in near on six months. Still business is
>>good so I shouldn't grumble. How are you my dear? He told me all about
>>you. Said you were a dead ringer for Lesley Judd, except your hair was
>>different and she joined the convent. Anyways, must dash.
>>
>a dead ringer for lesly judd????...... welll i know i can do unusual things
>with double sided sticky tape and some dairylee boxes... (prefrubly full) ....
>but how did you know?
Well you know Steve did have this mad crush on you.......and then
there was the messy stuff with private dick he hired to spy on
you....I have all the reports here in a shoe box....he took it real
bad when he saw those photo's...the ones with that lovely Mr
Tarrant....are such a shame you would have made such a splendid
couple...he was such a sensitive Dalek you know.
Well enough for now, I have the cat to squeeze.
>
>izzi
>xxx
Ethel Taskaved
Christiana
Izzi Raven wrote:
> >Cips and Hugh have thankfully returned to their usual tricks. Sick bags have
> >been
> >issued.
> >
>
> what are EXACTLY...there usual tricks?
Hello Izzi
Nasty, squishy, low, perverted tricks. Things that would make Mary
Whitehouse spasm and Ned Flanders go into an apoplectic coma over.
> >Mannaz, Loz & Christiana have been reliably highly entertaining.
> how long has christiana been here?
Since 23 March 1999 - which reminds her to clear out her Sent folder.
> >Mr.Dog(g) pops in quite a lot these days.
You have laugh politely at this guy's jokes, otherwise he turns into
Hannibal Lector and chews your face off. (Hello Mr. Dogg! Only jesting
again. I still want to have your babies).
> >And as usual, I have no life at all which is why I know what's going on here.
But IJM dearest, Newbury Sunday market is good for a wild knees up. Or
barring that - a new mop and plastic basin.
Christiana
Cipcia
>to be true because I accidentally rang her the other day. (don't ask!)
>
>Cips if you think my voice is sexy you should hear hers :)
>
>Love
>Mannaz
>PS Welcome back Izzi, when you're famous can we have back stage
>passes??
and have a party :) And heckle you .....Nah I wouldn't you're far to gorgeous to
heckle....
In fact i had a dream about you last night :)
While dt's away I must have someone to flirt with :)
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
norton.globalnet.co.uk> writes
>
>He upped and ran off to Galafrey with a boy soprano. Left me to mind
>shop. Not a word from him in near on six months. Still business is
>good so I shouldn't grumble. How are you my dear? He told me all about
>you. Said you were a dead ringer for Lesley Judd, except your hair was
>different and she joined the convent. Anyways, must dash.
Do you have an alert message when Steve the Dalek is mentioned?
STEVE THE BIRD!!!!!! Where are you?
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
<izzi...@aol.com> writes
>>You sure you went to the right one? My legs are short and hairy...Tis true ..
>>it cant have been my site.....was it Pips? My site has no legs on it...
The bikini shot........Thats an old one :) I was about 22 then :) They have shrunk in
length, and grown outwards ....
>.. like the sofa by the way it would look great in
>THE house
Its Freud's.... True story :)
>
>>Q, if i smoke enough
>>>will my legs stretch?
>>Maybe ..I dont know ..Do I look like a Geologist? :)
>
>this month.
<Drops drill bit to the floor in mock horror>
>
>>Where's STEVE THE BIRD?
>
STEVE THE BIRD!!!!
>>Yoko ( thought that would make you laugh)
>
Wasnt she a cutie :)
>
>>Gabe?
>
>where did gabe go?>
I keep getting Gabe's jokes....Cheers Gabe ! :)
>Oh well ,we're still thinking about *that*..along with
>"Shall we have a
>>party?" I think no
>>one will really have one, cos none of us has the guts to meet these people
>>IRL....
>
>oh go on have a party!!>I mean ,what if we hate each other? I would love to
>meet Pips...(in fact I
>>stand outside
>>his stage door after every performance)
>
>is he any good.... this is the question?
Very .........Best bit was the pouring of the wine.......trickle slurp ahhhhhhh
>
>yeh.. ... cross over to the other side.....come.... ommm ..... ommmmm..... IJM
>will now perform a spell to protect you from the accent!!
I like Welsh
>
>Missed ya cip
>love (in a sisterly way)
Damn <g>
>izzi xxxx
Pammy XXXXXXX
--
Cipcia
Steve the Dalek
>In article <375dc0c4...@news.globalnet.co.uk>, David McNorton <david@mc
>norton.globalnet.co.uk> writes
>>
>>He upped and ran off to Galafrey with a boy soprano. Left me to mind
>>shop. Not a word from him in near on six months. Still business is
>>good so I shouldn't grumble. How are you my dear? He told me all about
>>you. Said you were a dead ringer for Lesley Judd, except your hair was
>>different and she joined the convent. Anyways, must dash.
>WOW where did you pop up from?
Well this past six months I been mostly breakin in virgins. But
they've run out so I guess it's back to
alt.binaries.babes-are-up-for-it for this dalek.
>Do you have an alert message when Steve the Dalek is mentioned?
As the Taskaved woman said (and she ain't often wrong) This is one
sensitive Dalek. Sensed me name being mentioned somewhere out there in
cyber land so I comes a runnin.
>
>
>STEVE THE BIRD!!!!!! Where are you?
Everywhere and nowhere baby.
Stevo..Stevo....
(There's only one Steve the Dalek.....Thank fuck for that....Hey Kieth, shut it and pass me that can of bees wax)
RobS
I, James Mason <I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:UHVQQOAW...@127.0.0.1...
> In article <375D6F2B...@bigSpamAwarefoot.com>, Christiana
> <mi...@bigSpamAwarefoot.com> writes
> >"Sara (VSM)" wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>"I, James Mason" <I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> typed the
following...
> >> >In article <fGg2uDAy...@airtight.demon.co.uk>, Slips
<slipso@airtightLI
> >> >FE.demon.co.uk> writes
> >> >>
> >> >>>Slips has moved in to the crater left when her life exploded.
> >> >>>
> >> >>What a wonderful way you have with words, Col. I'm impressed!
> >> >
> >> >From you I take that as a real compliment. *nuzzle*
> >>
> >> <Sara and Rob simultaneously look at each other and burst out laughing
> >> - and aaaaaaaahhhhhh... no one knows *exactly* why>
> >
> >Could it be that 'Nuzzle' is Rob's pet name for you? And yours for him
> >is 'Exploding Crater'?
>
> As usual Christiana ROTFLMAO.
>
> (BTW I think Sara's pet name has to be Squirrel. Which, rather
worryingly, means
> that Rob's must be Flute.)
I find that insulting...
When with Sara, "Oboe" or at the very least "Bassoon" would be more
appropriate.
Sara (VSM)
So you weren't just happy to see me?
Izzi Raven
>Hello Izzi
hello!!! (waves)
>Nasty, squishy, low, perverted tricks. Things that would make Mary
>Whitehouse spasm and Ned Flanders go into an apoplectic coma over.
>
aaaaaaaaaaaaah..... nothing new with slip!!!... (eek)..... anyone got any old
posts.... i became a pervert in my abscence... :o0
>> how long has christiana been here?
>Since 23 March 1999 - which reminds her to clear out her Sent folder.
>
aaaaaaaaaah thats why i dont recognise ya..... hello again....LOL
> >Mr.Dog(g) pops in quite a lot these days.
>You have laugh politely at this guy's jokes, otherwise he turns into
>Hannibal Lector and chews your face off. (Hello Mr. Dogg! Only jesting
>again. I still want to have your babies).
LOL..........sorry you just reminded me of the pic on the net of mt dog....LOL
(sorry mr dog)
> Newbury Sunday market is good for a wild knees up.
yeh..... they'r cutting the potatoes with parsnips man...... wicked!!
izzo
xxx
Izzi Raven
>
>
see i told you he pops up when you mention his name LOL....
Izzi Raven
>>
>>
>>izzi
>>xxx
>
>My boyfriend (RobS here) lives there... I don't...! <sob>
>
izzi
xxx
Izzi Raven
>and have a party :) And heckle you .....Nah I wouldn't you're far to gorgeous
>to
>heckle....
>In fact i had a dream about you last night :)
>While dt's away I must have someone to flirt with :)
>
>--
>Cipcia
LOL
who is you main wind up at the mo cip???
had any good teenagers in the chat room latly?????
izzi
xxx
Hugh
(Steve the Dalek) wrote:
>>WOW where did you pop up from?
>
>Well this past six months I been mostly breakin in virgins. But
>they've run out so I guess it's back to
>alt.binaries.babes-are-up-for-it for this dalek.
Breaking in virgins? Hmmmm. Are nuns virgins then? <g>
>>Do you have an alert message when Steve the Dalek is mentioned?
>
>As the Taskaved woman said (and she ain't often wrong) This is one
>sensitive Dalek. Sensed me name being mentioned somewhere out there in
>cyber land so I comes a runnin.
Or more accurately, rolling on your castors...
Hugh
I, James Mason
<izzi...@aol.com> writes
>>
>a dead ringer for lesly judd????...... welll i know i can do unusual things
>with double sided sticky tape and some dairylee boxes... (prefrubly full) ....
>but how did you know?
You are so out to lunch I'm amazed you can keep your figure.
xii
Steve the Dalek
>On Wed, 09 Jun 1999 20:49:46 GMT, mcno...@STAVROS.globalnet.co.uk
>(Steve the Dalek) wrote:
>
>>>WOW where did you pop up from?
>>
>>Well this past six months I been mostly breakin in virgins. But
>>they've run out so I guess it's back to
>>alt.binaries.babes-are-up-for-it for this dalek.
>
>Breaking in virgins? Hmmmm. Are nuns virgins then? <g>
Nun of the nuns I know are virgins. But then I only know two and they
are virgin on the insatiable. Did I mention the convent?
>
>>>Do you have an alert message when Steve the Dalek is mentioned?
>>
>>As the Taskaved woman said (and she ain't often wrong) This is one
>>sensitive Dalek. Sensed me name being mentioned somewhere out there in
>>cyber land so I comes a runnin.
>
>Or more accurately, rolling on your castors...
Traded them in for a skateboard
>
>Hugh
Stevo....
RobS
Izzi Raven <izzi...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:19990609154438...@ng-ba1.aol.com...
Too late for that really. The stage where Sara didn't even know what I
looked like was a few weeks ago... since then I have visited and we've
graduated from "online relationship" (not much credibility in that) to
"long-distance relationship". So there's progress for you, eh? If we keep on
accelerating at that sort of rate, then no doubt within a year or two we'll
both be divorced neurotic terminally-depressed lonely alcoholics. Not that
I'm pessimistic, or anything.
Slips
>
>> >Mannaz, Loz & Christiana have been reliably highly entertaining.
>Since 23 March 1999 - which reminds her to clear out her Sent folder.
>
it seems like an eternity. How did we ever cope without you? Or are
you just nature's way of easing us off Nexie dependence. Strange this -
you phase in, he phases out. Seamless. Now tell me, honey, I think
we've all established that you're not Hugh (remember that? my how we
laughed!) but ARE YOU NEXIE?
--
Slips
------------------------------------------------
Expect Nothing: You Will Never Be Disappointed
Christiana
Slips <sli...@airtightLIFE.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> Christiana wrote:
> >
> >> how long has christiana been here?
> >Since 23 March 1999 - which reminds her to clear out her Sent folder.
> Really, has it been such a short time? Not even three months? And
yet
> it seems like an eternity. How did we ever cope without you?
Before I arrived, I think that POB used to scrape the barnacles off
Hugh's back, Loz used to remove the fluff from between Wilber's toes and
PULPWORLD used to hum the newsgroup theme tune. I think that I do a far
better job of those tasks.
> Or are you just nature's way of easing us off Nexie dependence.
Strange this
-
> you phase in, he phases out. Seamless. Now tell me, honey, I think
> we've all established that you're not Hugh (remember that? my how we
> laughed!) but ARE YOU NEXIE?
No Slips. Nexie wouldn't let me be him after I admitted my keenness to
play with, and exhibit, my new small dangly bits. :(
Christiana
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Share what you know. Learn what you don't.
Hugh Palmer
>
> On Wed, 09 Jun 1999 20:14:23 GMT, hpa...@lineone.net (Hugh) wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 09 Jun 1999 20:49:46 GMT, mcno...@STAVROS.globalnet.co.uk
> >(Steve the Dalek) wrote:
> >
> >>>WOW where did you pop up from?
> >>
> >>Well this past six months I been mostly breakin in virgins. But
> >>they've run out so I guess it's back to
> >>alt.binaries.babes-are-up-for-it for this dalek.
> >
> >Breaking in virgins? Hmmmm. Are nuns virgins then? <g>
>
> Nun of the nuns I know are virgins. But then I only know two and they
> are virgin on the insatiable. Did I mention the convent?
Nun better than one that has been broken in properly. It can be habit
forming though! Convent? What convent? You mean the one in Dublin? <g>
> >
> >>>Do you have an alert message when Steve the Dalek is mentioned?
> >>
> >>As the Taskaved woman said (and she ain't often wrong) This is one
> >>sensitive Dalek. Sensed me name being mentioned somewhere out there in
> >>cyber land so I comes a runnin.
> >
> >Or more accurately, rolling on your castors...
>
> Traded them in for a skateboard
Now that I'd like to see. A dalek on a skateboard....sink plunger
flailing in the wind as you chase after the next deflowerable nun...
Hugh
Hugh
>
> In article <4bRv5TA0...@airtight.demon.co.uk>,
> Slips <sli...@airtightLIFE.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> > Christiana wrote:
> > >
>
> > >> how long has christiana been here?
> > >Since 23 March 1999 - which reminds her to clear out her Sent folder.
>
> > Really, has it been such a short time? Not even three months? And
> yet
> > it seems like an eternity. How did we ever cope without you?
> Before I arrived, I think that POB used to scrape the barnacles off
> Hugh's back, Loz used to remove the fluff from between Wilber's toes and
> PULPWORLD used to hum the newsgroup theme tune. I think that I do a far
> better job of those tasks.
Aye, matey. You scrape them barnacles off my hull in a wonderful way.
> > Or are you just nature's way of easing us off Nexie dependence.
> Strange this
> -
> > you phase in, he phases out. Seamless. Now tell me, honey, I think
> > we've all established that you're not Hugh (remember that? my how we
> > laughed!) but ARE YOU NEXIE?
> No Slips. Nexie wouldn't let me be him after I admitted my keenness to
> play with, and exhibit, my new small dangly bits. :(
Nexie is not likely to post on here anymore, from what he told me. A
shame, but understandable, from his POV. But I can reassure you that he
is still alive. Which is a relief. BTW, Christiana, how did you get your
dangly bits to swell up like that? Very impressive.
Hugh/Christiana/HMS Spiteful
BTW Found a server which I can access a.f.e-i from work....oh dear...
Sara (VSM)
Tschyeah if my family is anything to go by... counting halves and
steps - I have around 6 siblings...
--
Cipcia
@STAVROS.globalnet.co.uk> writes
>On Wed, 9 Jun 1999 09:41:00 +0100, Cipcia <Cip...@lineone.net> wrote:
>
>>In article <375dc0c4...@news.globalnet.co.uk>, David McNorton <david@mc
>>norton.globalnet.co.uk> writes
>>>
>>>He upped and ran off to Galafrey with a boy soprano. Left me to mind
>>>shop. Not a word from him in near on six months. Still business is
>>>good so I shouldn't grumble. How are you my dear? He told me all about
>>>you. Said you were a dead ringer for Lesley Judd, except your hair was
>>>different and she joined the convent. Anyways, must dash.
>
>Well this past six months I been mostly breakin in virgins.
>they've run out so I guess it's back to
>alt.binaries.babes-are-up-for-it for this dalek.
>
>>Do you have an alert message when Steve the Dalek is mentioned?
>
>As the Taskaved woman said (and she ain't often wrong) This is one
>sensitive Dalek.
> Sensed me name being mentioned somewhere out there in
>cyber land so I comes a runnin.
>>
>>
>
NO not you THE BIRD!
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
<izzi...@aol.com> writes
>how about live from a shop window in amsterdam???
<Hitches up latex hood and ball gag>
>
>LOL
>
>who is you main wind up at the mo cip???
>had any good teenagers in the chat room latly?????
--
Cipcia
Hugh
(Steve the Dalek) wrote:
>On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 13:40:11 -0700, Hugh Palmer
><h.j.g....@leeds.ac.uk> wrote:
>
>>Steve the Dalek wrote:
>>>
>>> On Wed, 09 Jun 1999 20:14:23 GMT, hpa...@lineone.net (Hugh) wrote:
>>>
>>> >On Wed, 09 Jun 1999 20:49:46 GMT, mcno...@STAVROS.globalnet.co.uk
>>> >(Steve the Dalek) wrote:
>>> >
>>> >>>WOW where did you pop up from?
>>> >>
>>> >>Well this past six months I been mostly breakin in virgins. But
>>> >>they've run out so I guess it's back to
>>> >>alt.binaries.babes-are-up-for-it for this dalek.
>>> >
>>> >Breaking in virgins? Hmmmm. Are nuns virgins then? <g>
>>>
>>> Nun of the nuns I know are virgins. But then I only know two and they
>>> are virgin on the insatiable. Did I mention the convent?
>>
>>Nun better than one that has been broken in properly. It can be habit
>>forming though! Convent? What convent? You mean the one in Dublin? <g>
>>
>>> >
>>> >>>Do you have an alert message when Steve the Dalek is mentioned?
>>> >>
>>> >>As the Taskaved woman said (and she ain't often wrong) This is one
>>> >>sensitive Dalek. Sensed me name being mentioned somewhere out there in
>>> >>cyber land so I comes a runnin.
>>> >
>>> >Or more accurately, rolling on your castors...
>>>
>>> Traded them in for a skateboard
>>
>>Now that I'd like to see. A dalek on a skateboard....sink plunger
>>flailing in the wind as you chase after the next deflowerable nun...
>
>Thanks mate. That was a good one. Do you reckon Thursday nights out in
>Dublin is goer?
Affirmative, me aud mucker.
Hugh
Steve the Dalek
>In article <375ed1a4....@news.globalnet.co.uk>, Steve the Dalek <mcnorton
>@STAVROS.globalnet.co.uk> writes
>>On Wed, 9 Jun 1999 09:41:00 +0100, Cipcia <Cip...@lineone.net> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <375dc0c4...@news.globalnet.co.uk>, David McNorton <david@mc
>>>norton.globalnet.co.uk> writes
>>>>
>>>>He upped and ran off to Galafrey with a boy soprano. Left me to mind
>>>>shop. Not a word from him in near on six months. Still business is
>>>>good so I shouldn't grumble. How are you my dear? He told me all about
>>>>you. Said you were a dead ringer for Lesley Judd, except your hair was
>>>>different and she joined the convent. Anyways, must dash.
>>>WOW where did you pop up from?
>>
>>Well this past six months I been mostly breakin in virgins.
>Which sex?
Not sure....which ones are the nuns?
>>But
>>they've run out so I guess it's back to
>>alt.binaries.babes-are-up-for-it for this dalek.
>There's loads on here :) IJM is slipping into his French maids outfit as we type :)
I know, and he looks so god damn adorable doesn't he? Oh give me some
taste..PLEASE
>>
>>>Do you have an alert message when Steve the Dalek is mentioned?
>>
>>As the Taskaved woman said (and she ain't often wrong) This is one
>>sensitive Dalek.
><applies custom made tens nipple clamps> Oh yeah ,you really are.
Shit, how did you know my most vulnerable parts. The nipple clamps do
it every time...Aaaaah
>> Sensed me name being mentioned somewhere out there in
>>cyber land so I comes a runnin.
>>>
>>>
>>>STEVE THE BIRD!!!!!! Where are you?
>>
>>Everywhere and nowhere baby.
>NO not you THE BIRD!
Well I remember being at the Eddie gig when he introduced the bird,
and thinking Steve is such a crap name for a bird. Only Daleks should
be called Steve, it's such a dalek name.
Anyways, you still haven't told me how you're doing. What's new babes?
Steve the Dalek
<h.j.g....@leeds.ac.uk> wrote:
>Steve the Dalek wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 09 Jun 1999 20:14:23 GMT, hpa...@lineone.net (Hugh) wrote:
>>
>> >On Wed, 09 Jun 1999 20:49:46 GMT, mcno...@STAVROS.globalnet.co.uk
>> >(Steve the Dalek) wrote:
>> >
>> >>>WOW where did you pop up from?
>> >>
>> >>Well this past six months I been mostly breakin in virgins. But
>> >>they've run out so I guess it's back to
>> >>alt.binaries.babes-are-up-for-it for this dalek.
>> >
>> >Breaking in virgins? Hmmmm. Are nuns virgins then? <g>
>>
>> Nun of the nuns I know are virgins. But then I only know two and they
>> are virgin on the insatiable. Did I mention the convent?
>
>Nun better than one that has been broken in properly. It can be habit
>forming though! Convent? What convent? You mean the one in Dublin? <g>
>
>> >
>> >>>Do you have an alert message when Steve the Dalek is mentioned?
>> >>
>> >>As the Taskaved woman said (and she ain't often wrong) This is one
>> >>sensitive Dalek. Sensed me name being mentioned somewhere out there in
>> >>cyber land so I comes a runnin.
>> >
>> >Or more accurately, rolling on your castors...
>>
>> Traded them in for a skateboard
>
>Now that I'd like to see. A dalek on a skateboard....sink plunger
>flailing in the wind as you chase after the next deflowerable nun...
Thanks mate. That was a good one. Do you reckon Thursday nights out in
Dublin is goer?
>
>Hugh
Cipcia
@STAVROS.globalnet.co.uk> writes
>On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 18:31:12 +0100, Cipcia <Cip...@lineone.net> wrote:
>
>>In article <375ed1a4....@news.globalnet.co.uk>, Steve the Dalek <mcnorton
>>@STAVROS.globalnet.co.uk> writes
>>>On Wed, 9 Jun 1999 09:41:00 +0100, Cipcia <Cip...@lineone.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <375dc0c4...@news.globalnet.co.uk>, David McNorton <david@mc
>>>>norton.globalnet.co.uk> writes
>>>>>
>>>>>He upped and ran off to Galafrey with a boy soprano. Left me to mind
>>>>>shop. Not a word from him in near on six months. Still business is
>>>>>good so I shouldn't grumble. How are you my dear? He told me all about
>>>>>you. Said you were a dead ringer for Lesley Judd, except your hair was
>>>>>different and she joined the convent. Anyways, must dash.
>>>
>>>Well this past six months I been mostly breakin in virgins.
>
>Not sure....which ones are the nuns?
flouncy frocks could prove interesting :)
>
>>>But
>>>they've run out so I guess it's back to
>>>alt.binaries.babes-are-up-for-it for this dalek.
>
>I know, and he looks so god damn adorable doesn't he?
> Oh give me some
>taste..PLEASE
>>>
>>>>Do you have an alert message when Steve the Dalek is mentioned?
>>>
>>>As the Taskaved woman said (and she ain't often wrong) This is one
>>>sensitive Dalek.
>
>Shit, how did you know my most vulnerable parts. The nipple clamps do
>it every time...Aaaaah
>>> Sensed me name being mentioned somewhere out there in
>>>cyber land so I comes a runnin.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>Everywhere and nowhere baby.
>>NO not you THE BIRD!
>
>Well I remember being at the Eddie gig when he introduced the bird,
>and thinking Steve is such a crap name for a bird. Only Daleks should
>be called Steve, it's such a dalek name.
>Anyways, you still haven't told me how you're doing.
> What's new babes?
Ohhhh <swoon> he called me "babes" <g> (shudders with excitement)
Let me see ...NEW? I painted my railings Silver..... I have taken up kick boxing ( of
sorts) I Painted my toe nails lilac ..Last night ........My breasts have grown ..And I am
still falling hopelessly in love with academics :)
So how are things up your end?
Are your lips still as plump and moist as ever? Buttocks as pert ,and a girth to die for ?
<g>
--
Cipcia
Mark Chivers
(Hugh Palmer) wrote:
> Steve the Dalek wrote:
> >
> > On Wed, 09 Jun 1999 20:14:23 GMT, hpa...@lineone.net (Hugh)
wrote:
> >
> > >On Wed, 09 Jun 1999 20:49:46 GMT,
mcno...@STAVROS.globalnet.co.uk
> > >(Steve the Dalek) wrote:
> > >
> > >>>WOW where did you pop up from?
> > >>
> > >>Well this past six months I been mostly breakin in virgins. But
> > >>they've run out so I guess it's back to
> > >>alt.binaries.babes-are-up-for-it for this dalek.
> > >
> > >Breaking in virgins? Hmmmm. Are nuns virgins then? <g>
> >
> > Nun of the nuns I know are virgins. But then I only know two and
they
> > are virgin on the insatiable. Did I mention the convent?
>
> Nun better than one that has been broken in properly. It can be
habit
> forming though! Convent? What convent? You mean the one in Dublin?
<g>
>
> > >
> > >>>Do you have an alert message when Steve the Dalek is
mentioned?
> > >>
> > >>As the Taskaved woman said (and she ain't often wrong) This is
one
> > >>sensitive Dalek. Sensed me name being mentioned somewhere out
there
> > in
> > >>cyber land so I comes a runnin.
> > >
> > >Or more accurately, rolling on your castors...
> >
> > Traded them in for a skateboard
>
> Now that I'd like to see. A dalek on a skateboard....sink plunger
> flailing in the wind as you chase after the next deflowerable
nun...
>
> Hugh
*You will be fornicated, fornicated, fornicated ....*
Mark:)
I, James Mason
<r...@shone99.freeserve.co.uk> writes
>I, James Mason <I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>news:UHVQQOAW...@127.0.0.1...
>> In article <375D6F2B...@bigSpamAwarefoot.com>, Christiana
>> <mi...@bigSpamAwarefoot.com> writes
>> >"Sara (VSM)" wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>"I, James Mason" <I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> typed the
>following...
>> >> >In article <fGg2uDAy...@airtight.demon.co.uk>, Slips
><slipso@airtightLI
>> >> >FE.demon.co.uk> writes
>> >> >>
>> >> >>>Slips has moved in to the crater left when her life exploded.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>What a wonderful way you have with words, Col. I'm impressed!
>> >> >
>> >> >From you I take that as a real compliment. *nuzzle*
>> >>
>> >> <Sara and Rob simultaneously look at each other and burst out laughing
>> >> - and aaaaaaaahhhhhh... no one knows *exactly* why>
>> >
>> >Could it be that 'Nuzzle' is Rob's pet name for you? And yours for him
>> >is 'Exploding Crater'?
>>
>> As usual Christiana ROTFLMAO.
>>
>> (BTW I think Sara's pet name has to be Squirrel. Which, rather
>worryingly, means
>> that Rob's must be Flute.)
>
>I find that insulting...
That's OK, it was meant to be :)
>When with Sara, "Oboe" or at the very least "Bassoon" would be more
>appropriate.
We had no idea you were so musical. Sara, what tunes does he play?
x
---
"look people go through major pooo in one way or another...... but that is
life..... it basically sucks ... occasionally you can cheat the fate fairy and
snatch a groovy moment ..... but on the whole as soon as one door closes ...
another slams in your face.....
but there is great strength to be found in laughter.... " IzziRaven 1998.
I, James Mason
<izzi...@aol.com> writes
>>
>>I will now attempt to address both I, James Mason and Izzi Raven
>>simultaneously, without the use of a safety net. Anyone of a nervous
>>disposition should look away now.
>
>good lord slip .... your brave
>
>>And *I'm* sorry I missed you, Izzi. Hello sweetheart!
>>>
>
>hello slip....(waves)
>
>>You know I am!
>>
>>Ooh a bad blondes reunion. How quaint! Third time lucky.
>>
>>Lucky for what, however, I have no idea.
>
>bet you know i doo....LOL..... BLONDES WITH A MISSION...... ( a dangerous
>unstopable thing...... poor ijm will he survive?)
Who cares, this has to be worth dying for.
>>>> we need to be co-ordinated groovy
>>>>blonds to storm the stage door...LOL.... lets book a hotel and you can cut
>>>>school....
>>
*Waves to Izzi*
x
I, James Mason
>In article <19990609154907...@ng-ba1.aol.com>, Izzi Raven
><izzi...@aol.com> writes
>>
>>who is you main wind up at the mo cip???
>Could be IJM pretty soon :)
:-))
x
I, James Mason
<mi...@bigSpamAwarefoot.com> writes
>
>> >And as usual, I have no life at all which is why I know what's going on here.
>But IJM dearest, Newbury Sunday market is good for a wild knees up.
But my knees are perfectly tame. Is there some way I could train then to be more
wild?
>Or
>barring that - a new mop and plastic basin.
You get through a lot of these?
*Hugs*
x
I, James Mason
<izzi...@aol.com> writes
>>>PS Welcome back Izzi, when you're famous can we have back stage
>>>passes??
>
>if i ever was lucky enough to be in that position.... of corse you could
>
>IJM dont even think about it!!
Too late. And what a lovely thought.
>>She *is* famoooos. (Yam Dali etc...)
>
>eh?
I'll explain on your gala night.
*Hugs*
x
I, James Mason
<izzi...@aol.com> writes
>
>>So what's happening in four months?
>
>eddie izzard falls in love.... with ME....( as if..)
>oh well the power of positive thought and all that.... make me a spell ijm?
I'll work on it - "Izzi Wizzi Let's Get Busy!"
Love and salt & vinegar Pringles,
x
I, James Mason
<pulp...@aol.com> writes
>IJM stopped chucking Cds into his microwave, picked up a biro and scrawled
>
>>New girl Sarah keeps trying to get inside my trousers (which is fine with me
>BTW)
>
>With my hips, dear? They wouldn't fit.
Bring your hips or leave them behind, I don't mind.
*Hugs*
x
Hugh
("Mark Chivers") wrote:
>
>*You will be fornicated, fornicated, fornicated ....*
LOL
D'ya think we ought to refer to Steve the Dalek as STD?
Sara (VSM)
Oh you know I can't leave that one now... Having only just managed to
borrow the vid in question...
He plays "sexy tuuuuuuuuuuuuunnneees"..!!
PULPWORLD
>Bring your hips or leave them behind, I don't mind.
<blush>
Sarahxx
Loz Pycock
<r...@shone99.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>
>Izzi Raven <izzi...@aol.com> wrote in message
>news:19990609154438...@ng-ba1.aol.com...
>> >
>> >>>>>>>>>izzi...@aol.com (Izzi Raven) typed the following...
>> >>>Sig file went with the heart to Cardiff.
>> >>
>> >>i have to ask......why?
>> >>
>> >>izzi
>> >>xxx
>> >
>> >My boyfriend (RobS here) lives there... I don't...! <sob>
>> >
>> would you like me to follow him 4 you and send you pictures???
>
>Too late for that really. The stage where Sara didn't even know what I
>looked like was a few weeks ago... since then I have visited and we've
>graduated from "online relationship" (not much credibility in that) to
>"long-distance relationship". So there's progress for you, eh? If we keep on
>accelerating at that sort of rate, then no doubt within a year or two we'll
>both be divorced neurotic terminally-depressed lonely alcoholics.
Ah you're starting to fit in nicely!
>Not that I'm pessimistic, or anything.
>
A pessimist gets more laughs than an optimist...
Loz.
"If that was real, everything else in my life has been a hallucination."
Simon grinned. "Now," he said calmly, "you're getting the point."
Robert Anton Wilson & Robert Shea, The Eye in the Pyramid.
"So I'm aching at the view, yes I'm breaking at the scenes just like you."
Portishead, 'Western Eyes'
Christiana
PULPWORLD wrote:
>
> >
> >Bring your hips or leave them behind, I don't mind.
>
> <blush>
You whaaa?? "<blush>"???? The lust of your life says 'Leave your hips
behind and caterpillar along the motorway towards me, coz I'm not
fussed". And you say "<blush>"?????
Christiana
I, James Mason
PULPWORLD
>behind and caterpillar along the motorway towards me, coz I'm not
>fussed". And you say "<blush>"?????
Er yeah...you got a problem with that?
Sarahxx
Steve the Dalek
>In article <3760aa1e....@news.globalnet.co.uk>, Steve the Dalek <mcnorton
>@STAVROS.globalnet.co.uk> writes
>>On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 18:31:12 +0100, Cipcia <Cip...@lineone.net> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <375ed1a4....@news.globalnet.co.uk>, Steve the Dalek <mcnorton
>>>@STAVROS.globalnet.co.uk> writes
>>>>On Wed, 9 Jun 1999 09:41:00 +0100, Cipcia <Cip...@lineone.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <375dc0c4...@news.globalnet.co.uk>, David McNorton <david@mc
>>>>>norton.globalnet.co.uk> writes
>>>>>>
>>>>>>He upped and ran off to Galafrey with a boy soprano. Left me to mind
>>>>>>shop. Not a word from him in near on six months. Still business is
>>>>>>good so I shouldn't grumble. How are you my dear? He told me all about
>>>>>>you. Said you were a dead ringer for Lesley Judd, except your hair was
>>>>>>different and she joined the convent. Anyways, must dash.
>>>>>WOW where did you pop up from?
>>>>
>>>>Well this past six months I been mostly breakin in virgins.
>>>Which sex?
>>
>>Not sure....which ones are the nuns?
>Gosh ,now you're asking.....I have no idea....Perhaps a quick peek up their long
>flouncy frocks could prove interesting :)
>>
>>>>But
>>>>they've run out so I guess it's back to
>>>>alt.binaries.babes-are-up-for-it for this dalek.
>>>There's loads on here :) IJM is slipping into his French maids outfit as we type :)
>>
>>I know, and he looks so god damn adorable doesn't he?
>Er.......er..........um.................er.....................
>> Oh give me some
>>taste..PLEASE
>LOL IJM is now known as Satan :)
>>>>
>>>>>Do you have an alert message when Steve the Dalek is mentioned?
>>>>
>>>>As the Taskaved woman said (and she ain't often wrong) This is one
>>>>sensitive Dalek.
>>><applies custom made tens nipple clamps> Oh yeah ,you really are.
>>
>>Shit, how did you know my most vulnerable parts. The nipple clamps do
>>it every time...Aaaaah
>I shall just attach them to your ankle shackles....That way, every time you move..... :)
Aaah!
>>
>>>> Sensed me name being mentioned somewhere out there in
>>>>cyber land so I comes a runnin.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>STEVE THE BIRD!!!!!! Where are you?
>>>>
>>>>Everywhere and nowhere baby.
>>>NO not you THE BIRD!
>>
>>Well I remember being at the Eddie gig when he introduced the bird,
>>and thinking Steve is such a crap name for a bird. Only Daleks should
>>be called Steve, it's such a dalek name.
>Colin would be a good name for a dalek too :)
>>
>>Anyways, you still haven't told me how you're doing.
>Oh soz , I thought you meant our gorgeous Izzi .....
>> What's new babes?
>Ohhhh <swoon> he called me "babes" <g> (shudders with excitement)
(She swoons and shudders at babes? Just think what might have happened
if I'd called her 'top totty sex godess' as I had originally
intended.)
>Let me see ...NEW? I painted my railings Silver..... I have taken up kick boxing ( of
>sorts) I Painted my toe nails lilac ..Last night
I can see you now, high kicking with lilac nails behind the silver
railings. Gosh, tell me you haven't died your hair platinum blonde?
>........My breasts have grown
My how time flies, and I remember when they were such sweet young
things. To think, they'll be bringing home fellas of their own before
you know it.
> ..And I am
>still falling hopelessly in love with academics :)
Good for you. Some one has to and to be quite frank, I'm glad it's not
me. I'll stick to the nuns.
>So how are things up your end?
Pretty regular thanks, it's down to good living and a healthy diet.
> Are your lips still as plump and moist as ever?
Yes, although the doc has prescribed me a new ointment. He blames the
prawns but I suspect it has more to do with the diving.
>Buttocks as pert ,and a girth to die for ?
You've met my girth?
><g>
Stevo....
Steve the Dalek
>On Fri, 11 Jun 1999 13:10:23 GMT, ld_east...@cix.compulink.co.uk
>("Mark Chivers") wrote:
>
>>
>>*You will be fornicated, fornicated, fornicated ....*
>
>LOL
>
>D'ya think we ought to refer to Steve the Dalek as STD?
Oh you're so SAUCY Mr Palmer sir.
Stevo....
Phoenix
<sa...@fiendmail.net>
Are you sure? He could have been taught by Mrs Badcrumble after all. :-P
--
Phoenix
For some things, there is no rational explanation....
ICQ: 12511601
Cipcia
<I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> writes>>In article <19990609154907...@ng-ba1.aol.com>, Izzi Raven
>><izzi...@aol.com> writes
>>>
>>>who is you main wind up at the mo cip???
>>Could be IJM pretty soon :)
>
> :-))
>
>x
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
STAVROS.globalnet.co.uk> writes
>
>Aaah!
Take it bitch :)
>
>>> What's new babes?
>>Ohhhh <swoon> he called me "babes" <g> (shudders with excitement)
>
>(She swoons and shudders at babes? Just think what might have happened
>if I'd called her 'top totty sex godess' as I had originally
>intended.)
>
>>Let me see ...NEW? I painted my railings Silver..... I have taken up kick boxing ( of
>>sorts) I Painted my toe nails lilac ..Last night
>
>I can see you now, high kicking with lilac nails behind the silver
>railings. Gosh, tell me you haven't died your hair platinum blonde?
>
>>........My breasts have grown
>
>My how time flies, and I remember when they were such sweet young
>things. To think, they'll be bringing home fellas of their own before
>you know it.
>
>> ..And I am
>>still falling hopelessly in love with academics :)
>
>Good for you. Some one has to and to be quite frank, I'm glad it's not
>me. I'll stick to the nuns.
>
>>So how are things up your end?
>
>Pretty regular thanks, it's down to good living and a healthy diet.
>
>> Are your lips still as plump and moist as ever?
>
>Yes, although the doc has prescribed me a new ointment. He blames the
>prawns but I suspect it has more to do with the diving.
>
>>Buttocks as pert ,and a girth to die for ?
>
>You've met my girth?
we're on intimate terms :)
XXXXXX
--
Cipcia
I, James Mason
Izzi Raven
>> >
>> would you like me to follow him 4 you and send you pictures???
>
>Too late for that really. The stage where Sara didn't even know what I
>looked like was a few weeks ago... since then I have visited and we've
>graduated from "online relationship" (not much credibility in that) to
>"long-distance relationship". So there's progress for you, eh? If we keep on
>accelerating at that sort of rate, then no doubt within a year or two we'll
>I'm pessimistic, or anything.
>
alcholic???
'HIC!'
izzi
xxx
Mannaz
break from covering small children in lard, picked up a stick of chalk
and scrawled:
I don't know yet but if you'll just step behind the screens and remove
all your clothing we'll take a look.
Love
Dr. Manny
Izzi Raven
>all your clothing we'll take a look.
>
>Love
>Dr. Manny
>
but i cant!!!!.... i am paranoyed.... even now i am convinced that someone....
somewhere... is reading this....EEEEK!
izzi
Mannaz
break from covering small children in lard, picked up a stick of chalk
and scrawled:
>>I don't know yet but if you'll just step behind the screens and remove
Ahhhh a paranoid dyslexic, I can see we have a problem here, nurse
Cipcia please take Ms Raven behind that curtain and 'help' her remove
her clothing for a though examination.
Dr. Manny KSC
rchat...@gmail.com
> i did'nt realise i had been away so long!!!!!..... please would someone give me
> a synopsis of what has gone on.....
> Hello to the following...
>
> Cip... i logged on your web site.... my god those legs ...you make me ashamed
> to be a woman..... i am going out to buy a dalek outfit... Q, if i smoke enough
> will my legs stretch?
>
> slip.... are you going to portsmouth?.... we need to be co-ordinated groovy
> interesting kidnap surgestion
>
> IJM, missin you already..... Q why are you quoting me??? you still havent told
> me what i owe you yet for the tickets
>
> Kit..... where is that power lady.... missed your e mails
>
> manny, wilbur,rozberyjam, pulpworld, mr dog( now with 2 G's aparently), pip,
>
> and what happened to us buying a huge house and livving in a izzard comune type
> thing?
>
> Maggie and cloth cat are now livving in Cardiff!!
> did someone say nexie has come here?
> Baz i was serious about the ticket!
>
> i will try to get in the chat room tonight .... but it will b late
>
> izzi xxxxxxxxxxxxx
rchat...@gmail.com
profIJM
I,JM