'where does all the history come from?'
Sara Wallen
Thought I'd make my debut here, I have seen & heard Glorious and seen Dress
To Kill (great vids BTW - never seen him live...yet), and I need more! The
humour is fantastic and I just felt like posting up here (not the loss of
thread there) - my train of thought just passed through a tunnel - anyway -
I'll introduce myself: see the sig. Oh, i am 15 and I live in Herts.
Bye y'all
____________________________________________________________________________
Sara Joy Wallén
ICQ#: 14404714 **no spam is good spam**
saraw(a)clara.net
I, James Mason
Welcome to reality Sara,
In article <OF5jnjpN#GA.243@upnetnews03>, Sara Wallen
<sa...@nospam.clara.net> writes
>Hello all.
>Thought I'd make my debut here, I have seen & heard Glorious
Hmm, ten pod points there.
> and seen Dress
>To Kill (great vids BTW
Another ten.
>- never seen him live...yet),
Minus five.
> and I need more! The
>humour is fantastic and I just felt like posting up here (not the loss of
>thread there) - my train of thought just passed through a tunnel
Good joke - you're back upto 20 points :)
>- anyway -
>I'll introduce myself: see the sig. Oh, i am 15 and I live in Herts.
15Hz is one of my favourite brain rhythms.
>Bye y'all
You merkin?
>Sara Joy Wallén
>ICQ#: 14404714
Noted.
Do you use IRC?
>**no spam is good spam**
As is no M$OE :(
Nice to see you and don't forget, we're *all* fluffy icle bunnies here, even if we
don't seem it sometimes.
*Special introductory 10% extra HUG*
I,JM
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<sa...@nospam.clara.net> wrote:
>Hello all.
>
>Thought I'd make my debut here, I have seen & heard Glorious and seen Dress
>To Kill (great vids BTW - never seen him live...yet), and I need more! The
>humour is fantastic and I just felt like posting up here (not the loss of
>thread there) - my train of thought just passed through a tunnel - anyway -
>I'll introduce myself: see the sig. Oh, i am 15 and I live in Herts.
>
>Bye y'all
>____________________________________________________________________________
>Sara Joy Wallén
>ICQ#: 14404714 **no spam is good spam**
>saraw(a)clara.net
hello sara. nice to meet you.
mister dista
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Hugh
<I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>Welcome to reality Sara,
Yeah, this is really real, not like the unreal realities of the
unvirtual world.
>Nice to see you and don't forget, we're *all* fluffy icle bunnies here, even if we
>don't seem it sometimes.
Well said, that fluffy ickle bunny. :)
Hugh
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Cipcia
I am old enough to be your mother, IJM could be your the rest of them could be your
great aunts..... If its wisdom your after and common sense try alt.fan.Roman Polanski
:)
Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on :)
>
>Thought I'd make my debut here, I have seen & heard Glorious and seen Dress
>To Kill (great vids BTW - never seen him live...yet), and I need more!
Steady ! Too much of a good thing and all that :)
> The
>humour is fantastic and I just felt like posting up here (not the loss of
>thread there) - my train of thought just passed through a tunnel - anyway -
>I'll introduce myself: see the sig. Oh, i am 15 and I live in Herts.
Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
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Sara Wallen
be your
>great aunts..... If its wisdom your after and common sense try
alt.fan.Roman Polanski
>:)
And what is that????? Wisdom? Noooo - the subject line referred to 'Dress to
Kill'... And does age really matter in the humour stakes?
>Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on :)
Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
Nope.
____________________________________________________________________________
Sara Joy Wallén
ICQ#: 14404714 **no spam is good spam**
saraw(a)clara.net
PS. Thanks for the cheery welcome in general - no I don't use IRC very
often - but sometimes if someone asks me in...
Cipcia
<sa...@nospam.clara.net> writes
>>I am old enough to be your mother, IJM could be your
> the rest of them could
>be your
>>great aunts..... If its wisdom your after and common sense try
>alt.fan.Roman Polanski
>>:)
>
>
>And what is that?????
police department.
>Wisdom? Noooo - the subject line referred to 'Dress to
>Kill'...
hands in anticipation>
I have a wry, bitter ..Some would say cynical sense of humour.( they're dead now)
Borne out of being slapped with a trout too much as a child.
>
>>Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on :)
>
>
>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
Could be :)
In a friendly way :)
Always note " :) " not to be confused with " :- #[ "
>
>>Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
>
>
>Nope.
You will :)
>____________________________________________________________________________
>Sara Joy Wallén
>ICQ#: 14404714 **no spam is good spam**
>saraw(a)clara.net
>
>PS. Thanks for the cheery welcome in general
Cheery? I can do cheery sometimes........ :) I will try harder....... You see, it's been a bit
of a weird 6 months .......And my place on here is not to be sweet nice and
friendly.....There's others that do that in abundance :) And they're only pretending :)
>- no I don't use IRC very
>often - but sometimes if someone asks me in...
They will :)
Have fun Sara...... Lovely to see you...... I promise to be gentle and nice to you...
Damn!!!
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Hugh
wrote:
>In article <epjP#TxN#GA.239@upnetnews05>, Sara Wallen
><sa...@nospam.clara.net> writes
>>>I am old enough to be your mother, IJM could be your
>Should have had "grand father" in there......
>> the rest of them could
>>be your
>>>great aunts..... If its wisdom your after and common sense try
>>alt.fan.Roman Polanski
>>>:)
>>
>>
>>And what is that?????
>A terrible thing for me to say :) And I shall beg forgiveness from the local priest , and
>police department.
And that's just for starters! After that, there's the woman in the
local booze shop, 200 rugby players, several sheep and A A Gill
waiting for the grovelling! :)
My list for forgiveness begging is somewhat shorter, but requires
total, abject penitence and much wailing and gnashing of teeth.....
>>Wisdom? Noooo - the subject line referred to 'Dress to
>>Kill'...
>Ahhhh so you think subject line is all important ?.... :) You*will* do well in here :) <rubs
>hands in anticipation>
<puts up hand> Please, miss, isn't a subject line something totally
unrelated to the ensuing thread, miss?
>> And does age really matter in the humour stakes?
>One would hope so, as this post clearly points out...... :)
If they are big enough to..nah...I can't say it!
>I have a wry, bitter ..Some would say cynical sense of humour.( they're dead now)
That bloke down the road said you had a cynical sense of humour. I
wondered why he died.
>Borne out of being slapped with a trout too much as a child.
Pah, trouts nothing. My folks used a conger eel. Left a terrible
impression on me.
>>
>>>Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on :)
>>
>>
>>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>Could be :)
>In a friendly way :)
>Always note " :) " not to be confused with " :- #[ "
Look, if she doesn't want the bloody rusk, give it to me. It's ages
since I nicked one out of my kids' grubby paws.
>>>Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
Aye, like a Rotweiller is a pet....
>>PS. Thanks for the cheery welcome in general
>Cheery? I can do cheery sometimes........ :) I will try harder....... You see, it's been a bit
>of a weird 6 months .......And my place on here is not to be sweet nice and
>friendly.....There's others that do that in abundance :) And they're only pretending :)
You do sweet nice and friendly fine...oh, shit I forgot, the rest of
us only pretend....
Hah, well I wasn't!
Was...
Nah, you are sweet, nice and friendly. Wonderful too.
Steve the Dalek
Sara Wallen wrote in message ...
>>I am old enough to be your mother, IJM could be your the rest of them
could
>be your
>>great aunts..... If its wisdom your after and common sense try
>alt.fan.Roman Polanski
>>:)
>
>
to
>Kill'... And does age really matter in the humour stakes?
I find they get a bit tough after about a week, but if you leave them a
while longer they start to tenderise again.
>
>>Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on :)
>
>
>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>
>>Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
>
>
>Nope.
>___________________________________________________________________________
_
>Sara Joy Wallén
>ICQ#: 14404714 **no spam is good spam**
>saraw(a)clara.net
>
>PS. Thanks for the cheery welcome in general - no I don't use IRC very
>often - but sometimes if someone asks me in...
>
>
Stevo....
Steve the Dalek
Hugh wrote in message <368f7bc7...@news.u-net.com>...
>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 13:17:35 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <epjP#TxN#GA.239@upnetnews05>, Sara Wallen
>><sa...@nospam.clara.net> writes
>>>be your
>>>>great aunts..... If its wisdom your after and common sense try
>>>alt.fan.Roman Polanski
>>>>:)
>>>
>>>
>>>And what is that?????
local priest , and
>>police department.
>
>And that's just for starters! After that, there's the woman in the
>local booze shop, 200 rugby players, several sheep and A A Gill
>waiting for the grovelling! :)
>
>My list for forgiveness begging is somewhat shorter, but requires
>total, abject penitence and much wailing and gnashing of teeth.....
>
>>>Kill'...
well in here :) <rubs
>>hands in anticipation>
>
><puts up hand> Please, miss, isn't a subject line something totally
>unrelated to the ensuing thread, miss?
>
>
>If they are big enough to..nah...I can't say it!
Oh go on! summet to do with ketchup by any chance?
>
>>I have a wry, bitter ..Some would say cynical sense of humour.( they're
dead now)
>
>That bloke down the road said you had a cynical sense of humour. I
>wondered why he died.
>
>>Borne out of being slapped with a trout too much as a child.
>
>Pah, trouts nothing. My folks used a conger eel. Left a terrible
>impression on me.
>
>>>
>>>>Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on :)
>>>
>>>
>>>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>>Could be :)
>>In a friendly way :)
>>Always note " :) " not to be confused with " :- #[ "
>
>Look, if she doesn't want the bloody rusk, give it to me. It's ages
>since I nicked one out of my kids' grubby paws.
>
>>>>Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
>
>Aye, like a Rotweiller is a pet....
>
>
>>>PS. Thanks for the cheery welcome in general
Steve the Dalek
Cipcia wrote in message <4tmOQHAv...@miron.demon.co.uk>...
>In article <epjP#TxN#GA.239@upnetnews05>, Sara Wallen
><sa...@nospam.clara.net> writes
>>>I am old enough to be your mother, IJM could be your
>Should have had "grand father" in there......
>> the rest of them could
>>be your
>>>great aunts..... If its wisdom your after and common sense try
>>alt.fan.Roman Polanski
>>>:)
>>
>>
>>And what is that?????
>A terrible thing for me to say :) And I shall beg forgiveness from the
local priest , and
>police department.
>>Kill'...
>Ahhhh so you think subject line is all important ?.... :) You*will* do well
in here :) <rubs
>hands in anticipation>
>One would hope so, as this post clearly points out...... :)
>
dead now)
>>
>>
>>
>>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>Could be :)
>In a friendly way :)
>Always note " :) " not to be confused with " :- #[ "
>>
>>
>>
>You will :)
>>__________________________________________________________________________
__
>>Sara Joy Wallén
>>ICQ#: 14404714 **no spam is good spam**
>>saraw(a)clara.net
>>
>Cheery? I can do cheery sometimes........ :) I will try harder....... You
see, it's been a bit
>of a weird 6 months .......And my place on here is not to be sweet nice and
>friendly.....There's others that do that in abundance :) And they're only
pretending :)
>>often - but sometimes if someone asks me in...
>Have fun Sara...... Lovely to see you...... I promise to be gentle and
nice to you...
>Damn!!!
For fuck sakes, and I thought you were going so well there. Warming to the
task nicely, and then this. Tsk, slap your right buttock sharply three
times, plunge your head in a vat of icey water, and come up snarling baby.
You're so much cuter that way.
>--
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Disgusted from Betelgeuse.
Nexus 6
Hugh wrote in message <368f7bc7...@news.u-net.com>...
>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 13:17:35 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>>I have a wry, bitter ..Some would say cynical sense of humour.( they're
dead now)
LOL
>That bloke down the road said you had a cynical sense of humour. I
>wondered why he died.
>
>>Borne out of being slapped with a trout too much as a child.
>
>Pah, trouts nothing. My folks used a conger eel. Left a terrible
>impression on me.
Jimmy Saville? Deputy Dawg?
"Dr" Tyrell
(I've been trying out the "Dr" thing for a while now. I think I like it.
Does it suit me?)
Nexus 6
Sara Wallen wrote in message ...
Greetings, jailbait. 8)
>Thought I'd make my debut here, I have seen & heard Glorious and seen Dress
>To Kill (great vids BTW - never seen him live...yet), and I need more! The
>humour is fantastic and I just felt like posting up here (not the loss of
>thread there) - my train of thought just passed through a tunnel - anyway -
>I'll introduce myself: see the sig. Oh, i am 15 and I live in Herts.
I, on the other hand am a 28 year old tapeworm and live in Lower Colon. Meet
my friends...Charles Weevil (lives in Eyes) and Dave and Doris Worm (lives
in Soil but make love in Earnest [wah wah waaah!])
I look forward to pursuing my hobby as paedophile with you and generally
making life a living hell (in a fluffy ickle bunny with mixamatosis sort of
way) 8)
Welcome hugs.
"Dr" Tyrell
Trust me - I'm a Doctor.
Jim Trash
<tyre...@globalnet.co.uk> writes
>"Dr" Tyrell
>
>(I've been trying out the "Dr" thing for a while now. I think I like it.
>Does it suit me?)
>
>
Hmmm, OK but it makes your bum look a bit big.
http://www.scream.demon.co.uk Jim Trash
Wilber
> ><sa...@nospam.clara.net> writes
<trim>
> >>Wisdom? Noooo - the subject line referred to 'Dress to
> >>Kill'...
> >Ahhhh so you think subject line is all important ?.... :) You*will* do well in here :) <rubs
> >hands in anticipation>
>
> <puts up hand> Please, miss, isn't a subject line something totally
> unrelated to the ensuing thread, miss?
Bloody swot.
> >> And does age really matter in the humour stakes?
> >One would hope so, as this post clearly points out...... :)
>
> If they are big enough to..nah...I can't say it!
snch
<more trimmage>
> >>>Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
>
> Aye, like a Rotweiller is a pet....
Aye, like a Rottweiller can lick his own bollocks... Nah, I'm dead canny
me.
> >>PS. Thanks for the cheery welcome in general
> >Cheery? I can do cheery sometimes........ :) I will try harder....... You see, it's been a bit
> >of a weird 6 months .......And my place on here is not to be sweet nice and
> >friendly.....There's others that do that in abundance :) And they're only pretending :)
>
> You do sweet nice and friendly fine...oh, shit I forgot, the rest of
> us only pretend....
>
> Hah, well I wasn't!
>
> Was...
>
> Nah, you are sweet, nice and friendly. Wonderful too.
Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
seen fer ages.
Wilb.
Nexus 6
Wilber wrote in message <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>...
Hey, I'm a 15 year old girl, too. Send me money.
Tyrella
Wilber
<snip>
> >Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
>
> Nope.
Have now.
Hello.
Wilb.
Nexus 6
Wilber wrote in message <368FB7BD...@camaro.u-net.com>...
Do you feel violated?
>Hello.
>
>Wilb.
only kidding 8)
Wilber
>
> Wilber wrote in message <368FB7BD...@camaro.u-net.com>...
> >Sara Wallen wrote:
> >
> ><snip>
> >
> >> >Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
> >>
> >> Nope.
> >
> >Have now.
>
> Do you feel violated?
Nah, not really, she wuz quite gentle with us an' all that. Even said
thanks afterwards and made us a cup of tea...
> >Hello.
> >
> >Wilb.
>
> only kidding 8)
Or am I?
Wilb.
Sara Wallen
>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>seen fer ages.
>
>Wilb.
Can I ask what a pod is?
And the replies I always have that effect on people :o)
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Sara Wallen
>>
>> Nope.
>
>Have now.
>
Good evening.
Nexus 6
Sara Wallen wrote in message ...
>
>>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>>seen fer ages.
>>
>>Wilb.
>
>Can I ask what a pod is?
>
Just leave out some sherry and a mince pie for the Visitation of the Body
Santas.
Oh yeah, don't fall asleep next to any dogs. (that advice is so good on so
many different levels)
Tyrell
(by now in a total pheromone-induced froth of bodily fluids) 8)
Nexus 6
Wilber wrote in message <368FBDC1...@camaro.u-net.com>...>> >Sara Wallen wrote:
>> >
>> ><snip>
>> >
>> >> >Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
>> >>
>> >> Nope.
>> >
>> >Have now.
>>
>
>Nah, not really, she wuz quite gentle with us an' all that. Even said
>thanks afterwards and made us a cup of tea...
>
>> >Hello.
>> >
>> >Wilb.
>>
>> only kidding 8)
>
>Or am I?
>
>Wilb.
If you're not, am I? Is anything. Compare and contrast, 500 words or less.
Hugh
<mcno...@globalnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>Hugh wrote in message <368f7bc7...@news.u-net.com>...
>>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 13:17:35 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>In article <epjP#TxN#GA.239@upnetnews05>, Sara Wallen
>>><sa...@nospam.clara.net> writes
>>>>>I am old enough to be your mother, IJM could be your
>>>Should have had "grand father" in there......
>>>> the rest of them could
>>>>be your
>>>>>great aunts..... If its wisdom your after and common sense try
>>>>alt.fan.Roman Polanski
>>>>>:)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>And what is that?????
>>>A terrible thing for me to say :) And I shall beg forgiveness from the
>local priest , and
>>>police department.
>>
>>And that's just for starters! After that, there's the woman in the
>>local booze shop, 200 rugby players, several sheep and A A Gill
>>waiting for the grovelling! :)
>>
>>My list for forgiveness begging is somewhat shorter, but requires
>>total, abject penitence and much wailing and gnashing of teeth.....
>>
>>>>Wisdom? Noooo - the subject line referred to 'Dress to
>>>>Kill'...
>>>Ahhhh so you think subject line is all important ?.... :) You*will* do
>well in here :) <rubs
>>>hands in anticipation>
>>
>><puts up hand> Please, miss, isn't a subject line something totally
>>unrelated to the ensuing thread, miss?
>>
>>>> And does age really matter in the humour stakes?
>>>One would hope so, as this post clearly points out...... :)
>>
>>If they are big enough to..nah...I can't say it!
>
>Oh go on! summet to do with ketchup by any chance?
You got it already!
Hugh
<tyre...@globalnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>Hugh wrote in message <368f7bc7...@news.u-net.com>...
>>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 13:17:35 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>
>>>I have a wry, bitter ..Some would say cynical sense of humour.( they're
>dead now)
>
>
>LOL
>
>>That bloke down the road said you had a cynical sense of humour. I
>>wondered why he died.
>>
>>>Borne out of being slapped with a trout too much as a child.
>>
>>Pah, trouts nothing. My folks used a conger eel. Left a terrible
>>impression on me.
>
>Jimmy Saville? Deputy Dawg?
Harold Wilson.
>
>"Dr" Tyrell
>
>(I've been trying out the "Dr" thing for a while now. I think I like it.
>Does it suit me?)
It suits you, sir. Ooh. Trust you, sir? Really trust you?
Hugh
>Hugh wrote:
>>
>> On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 13:17:35 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <epjP#TxN#GA.239@upnetnews05>, Sara Wallen
>> ><sa...@nospam.clara.net> writes
>
><trim>
>
>> >>Wisdom? Noooo - the subject line referred to 'Dress to
>> >>Kill'...
>> >Ahhhh so you think subject line is all important ?.... :) You*will* do well in here :) <rubs
>> >hands in anticipation>
>>
>> <puts up hand> Please, miss, isn't a subject line something totally
>> unrelated to the ensuing thread, miss?
>
>Bloody swot.
>
>> >> And does age really matter in the humour stakes?
>> >One would hope so, as this post clearly points out...... :)
>>
>> If they are big enough to..nah...I can't say it!
>
>snch
>
><more trimmage>
>
>> >>>Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
>>
>> Aye, like a Rotweiller is a pet....
>
>Aye, like a Rottweiller can lick his own bollocks... Nah, I'm dead canny
>me.
A bloody self bollock-licking Rottweiller with a sodding spell
checker....tsk.
>
>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>seen fer ages.
LOL
Sara Wallen
Wilber wrote in message <368FBDC1...@camaro.u-net.com>...
>Nexus 6 wrote:
>> Do you feel violated?
>
>Nah, not really, she wuz quite gentle with us an' all that. Even said
>thanks afterwards and made us a cup of tea...
Umm...?
Wilber
Two sugars thanks.
And a jammy dodger I've you've got any.
Wilb.
Wilber
A spell checker? I just copied what you wrote and got it wrong!
Wilb.
Nexus 6
Sara Wallen wrote in message ...
>
>>Nexus 6 wrote:
>>> Do you feel violated?
>>
>>Nah, not really, she wuz quite gentle with us an' all that. Even said
>>thanks afterwards and made us a cup of tea...
>
>
>Umm...?
>
Tyrell
Nexus 6
Sara Wallen wrote in message ...
>
>Wilber wrote in message <368FBDC1...@camaro.u-net.com>...
>>Nexus 6 wrote:
>>> Do you feel violated?
>>
>>Nah, not really, she wuz quite gentle with us an' all that. Even said
>>thanks afterwards and made us a cup of tea...
>
>
>Umm...?
>
I suggest you swallow.
After all, you don't want to snort hot tea out of your nose, do you?
Tyrell 8)
I, James Mason
<wil...@camaro.u-net.com> writes
>
>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>seen fer ages.
Are you saying that she's a virgin too? Crikey, we've not had one of those round
here since, err......., now let me see...
(Slips doesn't coun't BTW:)
I,JM
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<mcno...@globalnet.co.uk> writes
>
<big slit>
>>If they are big enough to..nah...I can't say it!
>
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Cipcia
Cipcia
net.com> writes
>Sara Wallen wrote:
>>
>> Wilber wrote in message <368FBDC1...@camaro.u-net.com>...
>> >Nexus 6 wrote:
>> >> Do you feel violated?
>> >
>> >Nah, not really, she wuz quite gentle with us an' all that. Even said
>> >thanks afterwards and made us a cup of tea...
>>
>> Umm...?
>
>
>And a jammy dodger I've you've got any.
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Cipcia
<tyre...@globalnet.co.uk> writes
>
>Sara Wallen wrote in message ...
>>
>>>Nexus 6 wrote:
>>>> Do you feel violated?
>>>
>>>Nah, not really, she wuz quite gentle with us an' all that. Even said
>>>thanks afterwards and made us a cup of tea...
>>
>>
>>Umm...?
>>
>
>I suggest you swallow.
>
>
>
>After all, you don't want to snort hot tea out of your nose, do you?
>
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
writes
>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 13:17:35 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <epjP#TxN#GA.239@upnetnews05>, Sara Wallen
>><sa...@nospam.clara.net> writes
>>Should have had "grand father" in there......
>>> the rest of them could
>>>be your
>>>>great aunts..... If its wisdom your after and common sense try
>>>alt.fan.Roman Polanski
>>>>:)
>>>
>>>
>>>And what is that?????
>>A terrible thing for me to say :) And I shall beg forgiveness from the local priest , and
>>police department.
>
>And that's just for starters! After that, there's the woman in the
>local booze shop, 200 rugby players, several sheep and A A Gill
>waiting for the grovelling! :)
>
>My list for forgiveness begging is somewhat shorter, but requires
>total, abject penitence and much wailing and gnashing of teeth.....
>
>>>Kill'...
>>Ahhhh so you think subject line is all important ?.... :) You*will* do well in here :) <rubs
>>hands in anticipation>
>
><puts up hand> Please, miss, isn't a subject line something totally
>unrelated to the ensuing thread, miss?
>
>>> And does age really matter in the humour stakes?
>>One would hope so, as this post clearly points out...... :)
>
>
>>I have a wry, bitter ..Some would say cynical sense of humour.( they're dead now)
>
>wondered why he died.
Little Chef......Death by all the pork chops he could eat for £3.99
>
>>Borne out of being slapped with a trout too much as a child.
>
>Pah, trouts nothing. My folks used a conger eel. Left a terrible
>impression on me.
>>>
>>>>Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on :)
>>>
>>>
>>>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>>Could be :)
>>In a friendly way :)
>>Always note " :) " not to be confused with " :- #[ "
>
>since I nicked one out of my kids' grubby paws.
Rusk in the post. Sugar ?
>
>>>>Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
>
>Aye, like a Rotweiller is a pet....
>
>
>>Cheery? I can do cheery sometimes........ :) I will try harder....... You see, it's been a bit
>>of a weird 6 months .......And my place on here is not to be sweet nice and
>>friendly.....There's others that do that in abundance :) And they're only pretending :)
>
>You do sweet nice and friendly fine...oh, shit I forgot, the rest of
>us only pretend....
>
>
>Hah, well I wasn't!
>
>
>
>Was...
>
>
>Nah, you are sweet, nice and friendly. Wonderful too.
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
<mcno...@globalnet.co.uk> writes
>
>Cipcia wrote in message <4tmOQHAv...@miron.demon.co.uk>...
>>In article <epjP#TxN#GA.239@upnetnews05>, Sara Wallen
>><sa...@nospam.clara.net> writes
>>>>I am old enough to be your mother, IJM could be your
>>Should have had "grand father" in there......
>>> the rest of them could
>>>be your
>>>>great aunts..... If its wisdom your after and common sense try
>>>alt.fan.Roman Polanski
>>>>:)
>>>
>>>
>>>And what is that?????
>>A terrible thing for me to say :) And I shall beg forgiveness from the
>local priest , and
>>police department.
>>>Kill'...
>>Ahhhh so you think subject line is all important ?.... :) You*will* do well
>in here :) <rubs
>>hands in anticipation>
>>One would hope so, as this post clearly points out...... :)
>>
>dead now)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>>Could be :)
>>In a friendly way :)
>>Always note " :) " not to be confused with " :- #[ "
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>You will :)
>>>__________________________________________________________________________
>>Cheery? I can do cheery sometimes........ :) I will try harder....... You
>see, it's been a bit
>>of a weird 6 months .......And my place on here is not to be sweet nice and
>>friendly.....There's others that do that in abundance :) And they're only
>pretending :)
>>>often - but sometimes if someone asks me in...
>>They will :)
>>Have fun Sara...... Lovely to see you...... I promise to be gentle and
>nice to you...
>>Damn!!!
>
>For fuck sakes, and I thought you were going so well there. Warming to the
>task nicely, and then this. Tsk, slap your right buttock sharply three
>times, plunge your head in a vat of icey water, and come up snarling baby.
>You're so much cuter that way.
You little f****** ..Cips chases Steve the darlek ..Grappling him to the floor and holding
him by his plunger ..She looks deeply into his antennae ,before falling on to the floor
dead............
>
>>--
>>Cipcia
>
>Disgusted from Betelgeuse.
Here eat this <passes areca nut> :)
>
>
>
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
>
>
>Greetings, jailbait. 8)
>
>>Thought I'd make my debut here, I have seen & heard Glorious and seen Dress
>>To Kill (great vids BTW - never seen him live...yet), and I need more! The
>>humour is fantastic and I just felt like posting up here (not the loss of
>>thread there) - my train of thought just passed through a tunnel - anyway -
>>I'll introduce myself: see the sig. Oh, i am 15 and I live in Herts.
>
>
>I, on the other hand am a 28 year old tapeworm and live in Lower Colon. Meet
>my friends...Charles Weevil (lives in Eyes) and Dave and Doris Worm (lives
>in Soil but make love in Earnest [wah wah waaah!])
>
>I look forward to pursuing my hobby as paedophile with you and generally
>making life a living hell (in a fluffy ickle bunny with mixamatosis sort of
>way) 8)
Tyrell what are you like? <g>..How s the dungeon coming on?
--
Cipcia
Sara Wallen
I, James Mason wrote in message ...
>In article <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>, Wilber
><wil...@camaro.u-net.com> writes
>>
>>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>>seen fer ages.
>
>Are you saying that she's a virgin too? Crikey, we've not had one of those
round
>here since, err......., now let me see...
>(Slips doesn't coun't BTW:)
>
'lets rip the p*ss out of the younger ones' group? Hmm? Oh well nevermind. I
give up. Assume all you want - I could be anything.
____________________________________________________________________________
Sara Joy Wallén
Steve the Dalek
Cipcia wrote in message ...
("Kieth, you know the big red button, the one next to the large yellow
dial?......is that exterminate?.....Oh!....so which one is the 'remove
knickers with one deft sweep of the plunger' then?")
>>
>>>--
>>>Cipcia
>>
>>Disgusted from Betelgeuse.
>Here eat this <passes areca nut> :)
>>
>>
>>
>
>--
>Cipcia
Stevo....Stevo....Stevo
Steve the Dalek
Cipcia wrote in message <9W0$+DAkz9...@miron.demon.co.uk>...
>In article <76o0e6$qah$1...@newnews.global.net.uk>, Steve the Dalek
><mcno...@globalnet.co.uk> writes
>>
><big slit>
>>>If they are big enough to..nah...I can't say it!
>>
>How gross?
About twenty three.
>
>--
>Cipcia
Steve the Dalek
>> >Sara Wallen wrote:
>> >
>> ><snip>
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Nope.
>> >
>>
>> Do you feel violated?
>
>Nah, not really, she wuz quite gentle with us an' all that. Even said
>thanks afterwards and made us a cup of tea...
Darjeeling or Earl Grey? I find it makes a difference.
>
>> >Hello.
>> >
>> >Wilb.
>>
>> only kidding 8)
>
>Or am I?
>
>Wilb.
Stevo....Stevo....Stevo....
Steve the Dalek
Nexus 6 wrote in message <76ojq2$i3h$1...@newnews.global.net.uk>...
>
>Sara Wallen wrote in message ...
>>
>>>Nexus 6 wrote:
>>>> Do you feel violated?
>>>
>>>Nah, not really, she wuz quite gentle with us an' all that. Even said
>>>thanks afterwards and made us a cup of tea...
>>
>>
>>
>I'll name that tune in one....Ummagumma by Pink Floyd, right?
Naw, that weren't a tune it was a whole concept man.
>
>Tyrell
>
>
Love and Peace
Stefano
Steve the Dalek
Sara Wallen wrote in message ...
>
>>In article <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>, Wilber
>><wil...@camaro.u-net.com> writes
>>>
>>>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>>>seen fer ages.
>>
>>Are you saying that she's a virgin too? Crikey, we've not had one of
those
>round
>>here since, err......., now let me see...
>>(Slips doesn't coun't BTW:)
>>
>Let me just cut in here - is this not an Eddie fan newsgroup? Rather than a
>'lets rip the p*ss out of the younger ones' group?
I think you'll find it's a 'lets rip the p*ss out of any one' group. But
don't let that put you off :-)
>Hmm? Oh well nevermind. I
>give up. Assume all you want - I could be anything.
>
>___________________________________________________________________________
_
>Sara Joy Wallén
>ICQ#: 14404714 **nospam is good spam**
>saraw(a)clara.net **but all jam is cool jam**
>
>
Steve the friendliest Dalek in the whole galaxy
XXX
Hugh
wrote:
>In article <368f7bc7...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hu...@chance.u-net.com>
>writes
>>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 13:17:35 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>In article <epjP#TxN#GA.239@upnetnews05>, Sara Wallen
>>><sa...@nospam.clara.net> writes
>>>>>I am old enough to be your mother, IJM could be your
>>>Should have had "grand father" in there......
>>>> the rest of them could
>>>>be your
>>>>>great aunts..... If its wisdom your after and common sense try
>>>>alt.fan.Roman Polanski
>>>>>:)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>And what is that?????
>>>A terrible thing for me to say :) And I shall beg forgiveness from the local priest , and
>>>police department.
>>
>>And that's just for starters! After that, there's the woman in the
>>local booze shop, 200 rugby players, several sheep and A A Gill
>>waiting for the grovelling! :)
>LOL!! Yer bugger
I rarely get the chance, but, buggers can't be choosers...
>>My list for forgiveness begging is somewhat shorter, but requires
>>total, abject penitence and much wailing and gnashing of teeth.....
>>
>>>>Wisdom? Noooo - the subject line referred to 'Dress to
>>>>Kill'...
>>>Ahhhh so you think subject line is all important ?.... :) You*will* do well in here :) <rubs
>>>hands in anticipation>
>>
>><puts up hand> Please, miss, isn't a subject line something totally
>>unrelated to the ensuing thread, miss?
>Correct, well done HP you will do well in later life :)
Later? Gawd, I have nearly run out of life!
>>
>>>> And does age really matter in the humour stakes?
>>>One would hope so, as this post clearly points out...... :)
>>
>>If they are big enough to..nah...I can't say it!
>That is so...........
>>
>>>I have a wry, bitter ..Some would say cynical sense of humour.( they're dead now)
>>
>>That bloke down the road said you had a cynical sense of humour. I
>>wondered why he died.
>NO he was the one who shut the car door on my leg....He was found dead behind a
>Little Chef......Death by all the pork chops he could eat for £3.99
Serves the sod right. Some people have no manners. :)
>>>Borne out of being slapped with a trout too much as a child.
>>
>>Pah, trouts nothing. My folks used a conger eel. Left a terrible
>>impression on me.
>LOL !!!.....
>>
>>>>
>>>>>Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on :)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>>>Could be :)
>>>In a friendly way :)
>>>Always note " :) " not to be confused with " :- #[ "
>>
>>Look, if she doesn't want the bloody rusk, give it to me. It's ages
>>since I nicked one out of my kids' grubby paws.
>Rusk in the post. Sugar ?
Please...do you mind slightly moistening it first too?
>>>>>Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
>>
>>Aye, like a Rotweiller is a pet....
>>
>>
>>>>PS. Thanks for the cheery welcome in general
>>>Cheery? I can do cheery sometimes........ :) I will try harder....... You see, it's been a bit
>>>of a weird 6 months .......And my place on here is not to be sweet nice and
>>>friendly.....There's others that do that in abundance :) And they're only pretending :)
>>
>>You do sweet nice and friendly fine...oh, shit I forgot, the rest of
>>us only pretend....
>>
>>
>>Hah, well I wasn't!
>>
>>
>>
>>Was...
>>
>>
>>Nah, you are sweet, nice and friendly. Wonderful too.
><twirl>
Hmm, that was nice!
Hugh
<mcno...@globalnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>Sara Wallen wrote in message ...
>>
>>I, James Mason wrote in message ...
>>>In article <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>, Wilber
>>><wil...@camaro.u-net.com> writes
>>>>
>>>>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>>>>seen fer ages.
>>>
>>>Are you saying that she's a virgin too? Crikey, we've not had one of
>those
>>round
>>>here since, err......., now let me see...
>>>(Slips doesn't coun't BTW:)
>>>
>>Let me just cut in here - is this not an Eddie fan newsgroup? Rather than a
>>'lets rip the p*ss out of the younger ones' group?
>
>I think you'll find it's a 'lets rip the p*ss out of any one' group. But
>don't let that put you off :-)
>Steve the friendliest Dalek in the whole galaxy
>XXX
Hey, thats a nice medallion you are wearing!
The oldest plunger in town......<G>
Hugh
XX
Cipcia
<mcno...@globalnet.co.uk> writes
>
>Sara Wallen wrote in message ...
>>
>>I, James Mason wrote in message ...
>>>In article <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>, Wilber
>>><wil...@camaro.u-net.com> writes
>>>>
>>>>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>>>>seen fer ages.
>>>
>>>Are you saying that she's a virgin too? Crikey, we've not had one of
>those
>>round
>>>here since, err......., now let me see...
>>>(Slips doesn't coun't BTW:)
>>>
>>Let me just cut in here - is this not an Eddie fan newsgroup? Rather than a
>>'lets rip the p*ss out of the younger ones' group?
>
>I think you'll find it's a 'lets rip the p*ss out of any one' group. But
>don't let that put you off :-)
>
>>Hmm? Oh well nevermind. I
>>give up. Assume all you want - I could be anything.
--
Cipcia
Nexus 6
Sara Wallen wrote in message ...
>
>I, James Mason wrote in message ...
>>In article <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>, Wilber
>><wil...@camaro.u-net.com> writes
>>>
>>>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>>>seen fer ages.
>>
>>Are you saying that she's a virgin too? Crikey, we've not had one of
those
>round
>>here since, err......., now let me see...
>>(Slips doesn't coun't BTW:)
>>
>Let me just cut in here - is this not an Eddie fan newsgroup? Rather than a
I
>give up. Assume all you want - I could be anything.
Call it an initiation. It weeds out all the tossers with no sense of humour
(somehow, I slipped through. Mainly because I refused to leave and everyone
got tired of flaming me for being anal retentive). You've actually done
better than most. An offer of a pod is no small thing, and you haven't been
assigned an insulting nickname (whatever *did* happen to Dibbuk the Master
Baker?). Stick with it girly, and if you're good I'll show you my puppies.
8)
Uncle Tyrell
Nexus 6
Cipcia wrote in message <62D+GOA6...@miron.demon.co.uk>...
>In article <76ok2g$ibc$1...@newnews.global.net.uk>, Nexus 6
><tyre...@globalnet.co.uk> writes
>>
>>Sara Wallen wrote in message ...
>>>
>>>>Nexus 6 wrote:
>>>>> Do you feel violated?
>>>>
>>>>Nah, not really, she wuz quite gentle with us an' all that. Even said
>>>>thanks afterwards and made us a cup of tea...
>>>
>>>
>>>Umm...?
>>>
>>
>>I suggest you swallow.
>>
>>
>>
>>After all, you don't want to snort hot tea out of your nose, do you?
>>
>Hey Tyrell you're a natural :)
>--
Blondie
Mannaz
<sa...@nospam.clara.net> wrote:
>>I am old enough to be your mother, IJM could be your the rest of them could
>be your
>>great aunts..... If its wisdom your after and common sense try
>alt.fan.Roman Polanski
>>:)
>
>
>And what is that????? Wisdom? Noooo - the subject line referred to 'Dress to
>Kill'... And does age really matter in the humour stakes?
>
Don't mind the lovely Cips, you'll get used to the way she talks and
the way life affects her talking (hug @ Cips)
>>Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on :)
>
>
>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
That she feels like a mother figure? Personally I'm old enough to be
your older Bro and her younger bro AND I love rusks, but only original
flavour.
>
>>Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
He's a lovely, kind, social, drunkard :)
>
>
>Nope.
But you have now met me, Mannaz is the name (here if not at home),
don't belive anything said about me I'm perfectly normal.
Mannaz
Hodge Podge
http://www.mannaz.mcmail.com
Nexus 6
Cipcia wrote in message ...
>In article <76o1nv$rq9$1...@newnews.global.net.uk>, Nexus 6
>>
>>
>>Greetings, jailbait. 8)
>I know I shouldn't. ...but LOL
>
>>
>>>Thought I'd make my debut here, I have seen & heard Glorious and seen
Dress
>>>To Kill (great vids BTW - never seen him live...yet), and I need more!
The
>>>humour is fantastic and I just felt like posting up here (not the loss of
>>>thread there) - my train of thought just passed through a tunnel -
anyway -
>>>I'll introduce myself: see the sig. Oh, i am 15 and I live in Herts.
>>
>>
>>I, on the other hand am a 28 year old tapeworm and live in Lower Colon.
Meet
>>my friends...Charles Weevil (lives in Eyes) and Dave and Doris Worm (lives
>>in Soil but make love in Earnest [wah wah waaah!])
>>
>>I look forward to pursuing my hobby as paedophile with you and generally
>>making life a living hell (in a fluffy ickle bunny with mixamatosis sort
of
>>way) 8)
>Tyrell what are you like? <g>..How s the dungeon coming on?
>
reasonable standard. They still can't stop me masturbating in front of
school trips to the zoo 'though.
I've dropped the dungeon. Some people at work visited it, and now they think
I'm a pervert. Dunno why.
It was a bit lame anyway. Just haven't got the software to do it justice. I
guess I'll just have to stick with propositioning unsuspecting women on the
'net to get my kicks. Thanks for asking.
Tyrellamada
Mannaz
<sa...@nospam.clara.net> wrote:
>Wilber wrote in message <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>...
>
>>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>>seen fer ages.
>>
>>Wilb.
>
>Can I ask what a pod is?
yes you can, and someone may even tell you, if you ask nice me, IJM or
Cips could send you some nice pod art.
>
>And the replies I always have that effect on people :o)
ahhhhh like curry does with me?
Mannaz
Nexus 6
Mannaz wrote in message <3691141...@news.mcmail.com>...
>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 12:29:20 -0000, "Sara Wallen"
><sa...@nospam.clara.net> wrote:
>
>>>I am old enough to be your mother, IJM could be your the rest of them
could
>>be your
>>>great aunts..... If its wisdom your after and common sense try
>>alt.fan.Roman Polanski
>>>:)
>>
>>
>>And what is that????? Wisdom? Noooo - the subject line referred to 'Dress
to
>>Kill'... And does age really matter in the humour stakes?
>>
>
>Don't mind the lovely Cips, you'll get used to the way she talks and
>the way life affects her talking (hug @ Cips)
>
>>>Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on :)
>>
>>
>>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>That she feels like a mother figure? Personally I'm old enough to be
>your older Bro and her younger bro AND I love rusks, but only original
>flavour.
>>
>>>Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
>He's a lovely, kind, social, drunkard :)
>>
>>
>>Nope.
>
>But you have now met me, Mannaz is the name (here if not at home),
>don't belive anything said about me I'm perfectly normal.
>
no reason why, I just enjoy it.
Mannaz
<sa...@nospam.clara.net> wrote:
>
>I, James Mason wrote in message ...
>>In article <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>, Wilber
>><wil...@camaro.u-net.com> writes
>>>
>>>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>>>seen fer ages.
>>
>>Are you saying that she's a virgin too? Crikey, we've not had one of those
>round
>>here since, err......., now let me see...
>>(Slips doesn't coun't BTW:)
>>
>Let me just cut in here - is this not an Eddie fan newsgroup? Rather than a
>'lets rip the p*ss out of the younger ones' group? Hmm? Oh well nevermind. I
>give up. Assume all you want - I could be anything.
>
Yes we are all Eddie fans (but thats just the common link. Mainly all
we do is talk shit) , sorry if THEY are taking the piss out of you but
its like this:
A) Your the first new person to stay for ages (could be something to
do with the nasty welcome most have had of late, we could learn a
lesson there if any of us had a brain)
B) We've already extracted all the urine from each other to the point
of teadium, so until the short term memory loss kicks in again you are
all we have to go on, sorry. But you seem ok with it, well done, you
WILL do well here.
C) In some cases your welcome would be called tiral by ordeal. NOT
that I would call anyone in this NG a witch . snch
Anyway wecome to the group, if any of them get on your nerves mail me
and I'll kick the shit out of them for you, exept Wilber cos I think
he may be more used to fighting than me, oh and IJM cause he know the
martial art of super stringjitsu oh and not the girls either coz I
would hit them and most of them have had a bad enough time of late.
So who does that leave that I could hurt for you???? (please note: I
an soft as shit, I only look scary)
Love and satsuma skins
Mannaz
PS this was a bloody long posting for me I hope you appreciate it!!!!
Nexus 6
Mannaz wrote in message <3694173c...@news.mcmail.com>...
>>Let me just cut in here - is this not an Eddie fan newsgroup? Rather than
a
>>'lets rip the p*ss out of the younger ones' group? Hmm? Oh well nevermind.
I
>>give up. Assume all you want - I could be anything.
>>
>Yes we are all Eddie fans (but thats just the common link. Mainly all
>we do is talk shit) , sorry if THEY are taking the piss out of you but
>its like this:
It's not so much taking the piss, as having new material to work with. I
think everyone would agree, it's nothing personal.
>A) Your the first new person to stay for ages (could be something to
>do with the nasty welcome most have had of late, we could learn a
>lesson there if any of us had a brain)
I've got one. It's here in this jar. The alcohol's gone a bit cloudy, but it
should still be ok. If you shake it, you can pretend it's Frankenstein's
Snow Globe. I've got one with a foetus in it too, but I mistook that for a
jar of gherkins on Christmas Eve, so it's only got half a head.
>B) We've already extracted all the urine from each other to the point
>of teadium, so until the short term memory loss kicks in again you are
>all we have to go on, sorry. But you seem ok with it, well done, you
>WILL do well here.
...or else 8)
>C) In some cases your welcome would be called tiral by ordeal.
shurely, "tyrell by ordeal"?
> NOT that I would call anyone in this NG a witch . snch
I'm more of a wiccan acolyte.
>Anyway wecome to the group, if any of them get on your nerves mail me
>and I'll kick the shit out of them for you, exept Wilber cos I think
>he may be more used to fighting than me, oh and IJM cause he know the
>martial art of super stringjitsu oh and not the girls either coz I
>would hit them and most of them have had a bad enough time of late.
>
>So who does that leave that I could hurt for you????
Me 8)
>(please note: I an soft as shit, I only look scary)
whereas I am scared of softies, and look like shit.
>Love and satsuma skins
>Mannaz
Variable ambivalence and nuts
Tyrell
Cipcia
<man...@yahooNOSPAM.com> writes
>Don't mind the lovely Cips, you'll get used to the way she talks and
>the way life affects her talking (hug @ Cips)
>
>>>Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on :)
>>
>>
>>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>That she feels like a mother figure?
>Personally I'm old enough to be
>your older Bro and her younger bro
educated handsome gay bloke :) That I can sleep with, and wake up with.
>AND I love rusks, but only original
>flavour.
>>
>>>Have you met Wilber yet? He's roughly the same age :) He's a pet.
>He's a lovely, kind, social, drunkard :)
>>
>>
>>Nope.
>
>But you have now met me, Mannaz is the name (here if not at home),
Hope the scratches come off your monitor, I said you were too close :)
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
>They still can't stop me masturbating in front of
>school trips to the zoo 'though.
>I've dropped the dungeon. Some people at work visited it, and now they think
>I'm a pervert. Dunno why.
>It was a bit lame anyway. Just haven't got the software to do it justice. I
>guess I'll just have to stick with propositioning unsuspecting women on the
>'net to get my kicks.
>Thanks for asking.
Welcome <G>
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
<man...@yahooNOSPAM.com> writes
>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 18:58:11 -0000, "Sara Wallen"
><sa...@nospam.clara.net> wrote:
>
>>Wilber wrote in message <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>...
>>
>>>seen fer ages.
>>>
>>
>>Can I ask what a pod is?
>yes you can, and someone may even tell you, if you ask nice me, IJM or
>Cips could send you some nice pod art.
guy from Demon to get my account back.... Piccies on my web page:) For the pervs
amongst us....
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
writes
>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 21:22:29 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <368f7bc7...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hu...@chance.u-net.com>
>>>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 13:17:35 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <epjP#TxN#GA.239@upnetnews05>, Sara Wallen
>>>><sa...@nospam.clara.net> writes
>>>>>be your
>>>>>>great aunts..... If its wisdom your after and common sense try
>>>>>alt.fan.Roman Polanski
>>>>>>:)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>And what is that?????
>>>>police department.
>>>
>>>And that's just for starters! After that, there's the woman in the
>>>local booze shop, 200 rugby players, several sheep and A A Gill
>>>waiting for the grovelling! :)
>>LOL!! Yer bugger
>
>I rarely get the chance, but, buggers can't be choosers...
>
>>>My list for forgiveness begging is somewhat shorter, but requires
>>>total, abject penitence and much wailing and gnashing of teeth.....
>>>
>>>>>Kill'...
>>>>hands in anticipation>
>>>
>>><puts up hand> Please, miss, isn't a subject line something totally
>>>unrelated to the ensuing thread, miss?
>>Correct, well done HP you will do well in later life :)
>
>Later? Gawd, I have nearly run out of life!
>
>>>
>>>>> And does age really matter in the humour stakes?
>>>
>>>If they are big enough to..nah...I can't say it!
>>That is so...........
>>>
>>>>I have a wry, bitter ..Some would say cynical sense of humour.( they're dead now)
>>>
>>>That bloke down the road said you had a cynical sense of humour. I
>>>wondered why he died.
>>NO he was the one who shut the car door on my leg....He was found dead behind a
>>Little Chef......Death by all the pork chops he could eat for £3.99
>
>Serves the sod right. Some people have no manners. :)
>
>>>>Borne out of being slapped with a trout too much as a child.
>>>
>>>Pah, trouts nothing. My folks used a conger eel. Left a terrible
>>>impression on me.
>>LOL !!!.....
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>>>>In a friendly way :)
>>>>Always note " :) " not to be confused with " :- #[ "
>>>
>>>Look, if she doesn't want the bloody rusk, give it to me. It's ages
>>>since I nicked one out of my kids' grubby paws.
>>Rusk in the post. Sugar ?
>
>Please...do you mind slightly moistening it first too?
snip>
>>>
>>>You do sweet nice and friendly fine...oh, shit I forgot, the rest of
>>>us only pretend....
>>>
>>>
>>>Hah, well I wasn't!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Was...
>>>
>>>
>>>Nah, you are sweet, nice and friendly. Wonderful too.
>><twirl>
>
>Hmm, that was nice!
--
Cipcia
Wilber
>
> Cipcia wrote in message ...
<snippetytrim>
> >>For fuck sakes, and I thought you were going so well there. Warming to the
> >>task nicely, and then this. Tsk, slap your right buttock sharply three
> >>times, plunge your head in a vat of icey water, and come up snarling baby.
> >>You're so much cuter that way.
> >You little f****** ..Cips chases Steve the darlek ..Grappling him to the
> floor and holding
> >him by his plunger ..She looks deeply into his antennae ,before falling on
> to the floor
> >dead............
>
> ("Kieth, you know the big red button, the one next to the large yellow
> dial?......is that exterminate?.....Oh!....so which one is the 'remove
> knickers with one deft sweep of the plunger' then?")
RAOTFLMBO
Wilb.
Gary Robert Kelly
>><mcno...@globalnet.co.uk> writes
>>>
>><big slit>
>>>>If they are big enough to..nah...I can't say it!
>>>
>>How gross?
>
>About twenty three.
No, one hundred and forty-four. Did the dog eat your homework or
something?
Gaz Kelly <blackbessSLAPhotmailBOPcom>
"That's no urinal! That's my wife!!"
Gary Robert Kelly
>'scuse me while I squirt milk out of my nostrils.
- Jimi Hendrix, 1967.
Wilber
>
> On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 22:02:41 -0000, "Sara Wallen"
> <sa...@nospam.clara.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >I, James Mason wrote in message ...
> >>In article <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>, Wilber
> >><wil...@camaro.u-net.com> writes
> >>>
> >>>seen fer ages.
> >>
> >round
> >>here since, err......., now let me see...
> >>(Slips doesn't coun't BTW:)
> >>
> >'lets rip the p*ss out of the younger ones' group? Hmm? Oh well nevermind. I
> >give up. Assume all you want - I could be anything.
> >
> Yes we are all Eddie fans (but thats just the common link. Mainly all
> we do is talk shit) , sorry if THEY are taking the piss out of you but
> its like this:
<CUE DRUM ROLL>
> A) Your the first new person to stay for ages (could be something to
> do with the nasty welcome most have had of late, we could learn a
> lesson there if any of us had a brain)
Haway Manny, we all know I,JM looks after the afe-i brain.
> B) We've already extracted all the urine from each other to the point
> of teadium, so until the short term memory loss kicks in again you are
> all we have to go on, sorry. But you seem ok with it, well done, you
> WILL do well here.
Verily, there has already been much evidence of well doing from the
Wallen quarters...
> C) In some cases your welcome would be called tiral by ordeal. NOT
> that I would call anyone in this NG a witch . snch
>
> Anyway wecome to the group, if any of them get on your nerves mail me
> and I'll kick the shit out of them for you, exept Wilber cos I think
> he may be more used to fighting than me, oh and IJM cause he know the
> martial art of super stringjitsu oh and not the girls either coz I
> would hit them and most of them have had a bad enough time of late.
LOL - is it too late for me to claim bunny wabbit status?
> So who does that leave that I could hurt for you???? (please note: I
> an soft as shit, I only look scary)
He doesn't half jangle when he jogs an all...
Wilb.
Wilber
> ><sa...@nospam.clara.net> wrote:
>
> >>Let me just cut in here - is this not an Eddie fan newsgroup? Rather than
> a
> >>'lets rip the p*ss out of the younger ones' group? Hmm? Oh well nevermind.
> I
> >>give up. Assume all you want - I could be anything.
> >>
> >Yes we are all Eddie fans (but thats just the common link. Mainly all
> >we do is talk shit) , sorry if THEY are taking the piss out of you but
> >its like this:
>
> think everyone would agree, it's nothing personal.
Mmmm, I got some lovely new gingham for xmas. I'm planning a sort of a
"Seven Brides" style frock for it, but I can't decide whether to go for
full-length or mid-thigh...
<hack>
> >C) In some cases your welcome would be called tiral by ordeal.
>
> shurely, "tyrell by ordeal"?
LOL
> > NOT that I would call anyone in this NG a witch . snch
>
> I'm more of a wiccan acolyte.
>
> >Anyway wecome to the group, if any of them get on your nerves mail me
> >and I'll kick the shit out of them for you, exept Wilber cos I think
> >he may be more used to fighting than me, oh and IJM cause he know the
> >martial art of super stringjitsu oh and not the girls either coz I
> >would hit them and most of them have had a bad enough time of late.
> >
> >So who does that leave that I could hurt for you????
>
> Me 8)
LOL
Wilb.
Nexus 6
Cipcia wrote in message <30Ud2DA5...@miron.demon.co.uk>...
"H" :)
>>Personally I'm old enough to be
>>your older Bro and her younger bro
>I dont want more brothers either! 2 is enough for anyone, what I want is a
nice sweet
>educated handsome gay bloke :) That I can sleep with, and wake up with.
I never thought I'd want to be gay to sleep with a woman.
still don't.
8)
Very Much Man Tyrell
<grunt> (tenses rippling biceps and pecs)
Nexus 6
Cipcia wrote in message <0UmdeHAz...@miron.demon.co.uk>...
I even give away souvenirs. Many a happy child has returned home with a
tissue stuck to the back of it's head. <G>
>>I've dropped the dungeon. Some people at work visited it, and now they
think
>>I'm a pervert. Dunno why.
>Small minded people everywhere, they need stringing up :)
...and spanking...with asparagus...and cream
>>It was a bit lame anyway. Just haven't got the software to do it justice.
I
>>guess I'll just have to stick with propositioning unsuspecting women on
the
>>'net to get my kicks.
>Who said that?
Any chance of a shag?
>>Thanks for asking.
>Welcome <G>
Always knew you were a bit of a doormat. 8)
Tyrell the Monkey Boy
Cipcia
<tyre...@globalnet.co.uk> writes
snip
>I even give away souvenirs. Many a happy child has returned home with a
>tissue stuck to the back of it's head. <G>
>
>>>I've dropped the dungeon. Some people at work visited it, and now they
>think
>>>I'm a pervert. Dunno why.
>>Small minded people everywhere, they need stringing up :)
>
>...and spanking...with asparagus...and cream
>
>>>It was a bit lame anyway. Just haven't got the software to do it justice.
>I
>>>guess I'll just have to stick with propositioning unsuspecting women on
>the
>>>'net to get my kicks.
>>Who said that?
>
>Any chance of a shag?
>
>>>Thanks for asking.
>>Welcome <G>
>
>
>Always knew you were a bit of a doormat. 8)
Darlink you ave zis vay vith vords :) I am melting into your arms ;)
>
>Tyrell the Monkey Boy
Cips inserts Banana ..................
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
>
>RAOTFLMBO
Now there's a saving on Kleenex :)
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
<mcno...@globalnet.co.uk> writes
<snip>
>
>("Kieth, you know the big red button, the one next to the large yellow
>dial?......is that exterminate?.....Oh!....so which one is the 'remove
>knickers with one deft sweep of the plunger' then?")
<Cips last dying words>...... "Don't be a wuss, a little necrophillia never h ...u r.
>>>Disgusted from Betelgeuse.
>>Here eat this <passes areca nut> :)
Eat it!!!
--
Cipcia
Hugh
wrote:
>In article <368ff72b...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hu...@chance.u-net.com>
OK, my little rabbit's nostril! <G>
>>>>My list for forgiveness begging is somewhat shorter, but requires
>>>>total, abject penitence and much wailing and gnashing of teeth.....
>>>>
>>>>>>Wisdom? Noooo - the subject line referred to 'Dress to
>>>>>>Kill'...
>>>>>Ahhhh so you think subject line is all important ?.... :) You*will* do well in here :) <rubs
>>>>>hands in anticipation>
>>>>
>>>><puts up hand> Please, miss, isn't a subject line something totally
>>>>unrelated to the ensuing thread, miss?
>>>Correct, well done HP you will do well in later life :)
>>
>>Later? Gawd, I have nearly run out of life!
>And who's fault is that? :)
Um.....Time? Flexing like a whore, falling wanking to the
floor...while we alll get sodding wrinkles. I am going to complain to
the management.
>>
>>>>
>>>>>> And does age really matter in the humour stakes?
>>>>>One would hope so, as this post clearly points out...... :)
>>>>
>>>>If they are big enough to..nah...I can't say it!
>>>That is so...........
>>>>
>>>>>I have a wry, bitter ..Some would say cynical sense of humour.( they're dead now)
>>>>
>>>>That bloke down the road said you had a cynical sense of humour. I
>>>>wondered why he died.
>>>NO he was the one who shut the car door on my leg....He was found dead behind a
>>>Little Chef......Death by all the pork chops he could eat for £3.99
>>
>>Serves the sod right. Some people have no manners. :)
>Absolutely....String 'em up........ God I miss that car park :)
It has a certain 'je ne sait pas', the aroma of burgers gently frying,
the allure of the Travelodge and the bloody sods in Fiat Unos....and,
something else....dare I say, the thrill of it all?
>>>>>Borne out of being slapped with a trout too much as a child.
>>>>
>>>>Pah, trouts nothing. My folks used a conger eel. Left a terrible
>>>>impression on me.
>>>LOL !!!.....
>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>>>>>Could be :)
>>>>>In a friendly way :)
>>>>>Always note " :) " not to be confused with " :- #[ "
>>>>
>>>>Look, if she doesn't want the bloody rusk, give it to me. It's ages
>>>>since I nicked one out of my kids' grubby paws.
>>>Rusk in the post. Sugar ?
>>
>>Please...do you mind slightly moistening it first too?
>Golden ........Syrup? :)
LOL! I pee'd myself laughing at that! :)A bit of saliva would do....
>snip>
>>>>
>>>>You do sweet nice and friendly fine...oh, shit I forgot, the rest of
>>>>us only pretend....
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Hah, well I wasn't!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Was...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Nah, you are sweet, nice and friendly. Wonderful too.
>>><twirl>
>>
>>Hmm, that was nice!
>More to follow :)
Goody!! But be gentle with me! :)
Hugh
Hugh
wrote:
>In article <3691141...@news.mcmail.com>, Mannaz
><man...@yahooNOSPAM.com> writes
>>Don't mind the lovely Cips, you'll get used to the way she talks and
>>the way life affects her talking (hug @ Cips)
>"Fuck Off , I'm the queen " ...... And I speak perfectly well thank you.
>>
>>>>Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on :)
>>>
>>>
>>>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>>That she feels like a mother figure?
>No !, no ! more children...I don't want more..Hence the little " + " and "H" :)
Ahhh, I didn't know you cared! I shall have a P tattooed on my butt.
Next to the other letters....hmmm, <looks in mirror> R, J, D, A, E, S,
D. McN,...the rest have faded.... :)
>>Personally I'm old enough to be
>>your older Bro and her younger bro
>I dont want more brothers either! 2 is enough for anyone, what I want is a nice sweet
>educated handsome gay bloke :) That I can sleep with, and wake up with.
Oooh, get you dearie! :)
Hugh
wrote:
>In article <369215c9...@news.mcmail.com>, Mannaz
><man...@yahooNOSPAM.com> writes
>>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 18:58:11 -0000, "Sara Wallen"
>><sa...@nospam.clara.net> wrote:
>>
>>>Wilber wrote in message <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>...
>>>
>>>>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>>>>seen fer ages.
>>>>
>>>>Wilb.
>>>
>>>Can I ask what a pod is?
>>yes you can, and someone may even tell you, if you ask nice me, IJM or
>>Cips could send you some nice pod art.
>Dont start me on those binary things, you wouldn't believe the things I had to do to the
>guy from Demon to get my account back.... Piccies on my web page:) For the pervs
>amongst us....
Nice piccies...you had me worried for a while there! <G>
Give my love to Bryce!
Cipcia
writes
>On Mon, 4 Jan 1999 17:46:33 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <3691141...@news.mcmail.com>, Mannaz
>><man...@yahooNOSPAM.com> writes
>>>Don't mind the lovely Cips, you'll get used to the way she talks and
>>>the way life affects her talking (hug @ Cips)
>>"Fuck Off , I'm the queen " ...... And I speak perfectly well thank you.
>>>
>>>>>Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on :)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>>>That she feels like a mother figure?
>>No !, no ! more children...I don't want more..Hence the little " + " and "H" :)
>
>Ahhh, I didn't know you cared! I shall have a P tattooed on my butt.
>Next to the other letters....hmmm, <looks in mirror> R, J, D, A, E, S,
>D.
>
>>>Personally I'm old enough to be
>>>your older Bro and her younger bro
>>I dont want more brothers either! 2 is enough for anyone, what I want is a nice sweet
>>educated handsome gay bloke :) That I can sleep with, and wake up with.
>
>Oooh, get you dearie! :)
--
Cipcia
Loz Pycock
<sa...@nospam.clara.net> wrote:
>
>I, James Mason wrote in message ...
>>In article <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>, Wilber
>><wil...@camaro.u-net.com> writes
>>>
>>>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>>>seen fer ages.
>>
>>Are you saying that she's a virgin too? Crikey, we've not had one of those
>round
>>here since, err......., now let me see...
>>(Slips doesn't coun't BTW:)
>>
>Let me just cut in here - is this not an Eddie fan newsgroup? Rather than a
>'lets rip the p*ss out of the younger ones' group? Hmm? Oh well nevermind. I
>give up. Assume all you want - I could be anything.
>
You'll soon find that A.F.E-I. is the newsgroup equivelent of
Mornington Crescent on acid.
Hi, I'm Loz by the way, I serve no useful purpose except to have the
same effect on threads as a well aimed house brick.
Loz.
"I don't want to shoot anyone in the back," "Well, shoot them in the front they'll still fall over." Stella Street.
"Who am I, what and why? Cause all I have left is my memories of yesterday, Oh these sour times, cause nobody loves me, its true, not like you do." Portishead.
Loz Pycock
wrote:
>>>Hmm? Oh well nevermind. I
>>>give up. Assume all you want - I could be anything.
>Tis true.......Most of us are 83 :) with the IQ of a 7 year old.
>
Heh, you old-timers ;)
Loz Pycock
wrote:
<SNIP>
>
>Haway Manny, we all know I,JM looks after the afe-i brain.
>
Shush! I swapped it with a football on Christmas Eve and he hasn't
realised yet!
Hugh
wrote:
>In article <36913965...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hu...@chance.u-net.com>
>writes
>>On Mon, 4 Jan 1999 17:46:33 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>In article <3691141...@news.mcmail.com>, Mannaz
>>><man...@yahooNOSPAM.com> writes
>>>>Don't mind the lovely Cips, you'll get used to the way she talks and
>>>>the way life affects her talking (hug @ Cips)
>>>"Fuck Off , I'm the queen " ...... And I speak perfectly well thank you.
>>>>
>>>>>>Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on :)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>>>>That she feels like a mother figure?
>>>No !, no ! more children...I don't want more..Hence the little " + " and "H" :)
>>
>>Ahhh, I didn't know you cared! I shall have a P tattooed on my butt.
>>Next to the other letters....hmmm, <looks in mirror> R, J, D, A, E, S,
>>D.
>So cruel :(
David is really nice, not a cruel bone in his tinny body... :)
>> McN,...the rest have faded.... :)
I should have done a :^) for tongue in cheek. Ooops! Soz! :)
><sob>
<passes tissue>
>>
>>>>Personally I'm old enough to be
>>>>your older Bro and her younger bro
>>>I dont want more brothers either! 2 is enough for anyone, what I want is a nice sweet
>>>educated handsome gay bloke :) That I can sleep with, and wake up with.
>>
>>Oooh, get you dearie! :)
><sob>
<passes another tissue>
I can't help it if my writing doesn't sound as camp as my voice!
Hughie
Random Companion
> You'll soon find that A.F.E-I. is the newsgroup equivelent of
> Mornington Crescent on acid.
>
Aldgate East
--
Random_C
www.panatropic.net
www.espace.demon.co.uk - Yak Butter Sandwich revamped.
Cipcia
writes
>On Mon, 4 Jan 1999 17:51:07 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>><sa...@nospam.clara.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Wilber wrote in message <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>...
>>>>
>>>>>seen fer ages.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Can I ask what a pod is?
>>>yes you can, and someone may even tell you, if you ask nice me, IJM or
>>>Cips could send you some nice pod art.
>>Dont start me on those binary things, you wouldn't believe the things I had to do to the
>>guy from Demon to get my account back.... Piccies on my web page:) For the pervs
>>amongst us....
>
>Nice piccies...you had me worried for a while there! <G>
lol I enjoy a good game of Poker :)
>
>Give my love to Bryce!
Oh he's being such a bitch at the moment, keeping me up all hours ..Crashing
about..going down on me...and how long does he take to render? Tell me about
it.................!!!!
I need more RAM :)
--
Cipcia
Hugh
wrote:
>In article <36913b45...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hu...@chance.u-net.com>
>writes
>>On Mon, 4 Jan 1999 17:51:07 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>In article <369215c9...@news.mcmail.com>, Mannaz
>>><man...@yahooNOSPAM.com> writes
>>>>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 18:58:11 -0000, "Sara Wallen"
>>>><sa...@nospam.clara.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Wilber wrote in message <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>...
>>>>>
>>>>>>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>>>>>>seen fer ages.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Wilb.
>>>>>
>>>>>Can I ask what a pod is?
>>>>yes you can, and someone may even tell you, if you ask nice me, IJM or
>>>>Cips could send you some nice pod art.
>>>Dont start me on those binary things, you wouldn't believe the things I had to do to the
>>>guy from Demon to get my account back.... Piccies on my web page:) For the pervs
>>>amongst us....
>>
>>Nice piccies...you had me worried for a while there! <G>
>
>lol I enjoy a good game of Poker :)
I usually play solitaire.... :)
>>Give my love to Bryce!
>Oh he's being such a bitch at the moment, keeping me up all hours ..Crashing
>about..going down on me...and how long does he take to render? Tell me about
>it.................!!!!
>I need more RAM :)
Poor old Bryce...it's not his fault, you just haven't got the right
equipment to keep him happy!
Hugh
Nexus 6
Loz Pycock wrote in message <36913f2e...@news.mcmail.com>...
>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 22:02:41 -0000, "Sara Wallen"
><sa...@nospam.clara.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>I, James Mason wrote in message ...
>>>In article <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>, Wilber
>>><wil...@camaro.u-net.com> writes
>>>>
>>>>seen fer ages.
>>>
those
>>round
>>>here since, err......., now let me see...
>>>(Slips doesn't coun't BTW:)
>>>
>>Let me just cut in here - is this not an Eddie fan newsgroup? Rather than
a
I
>>give up. Assume all you want - I could be anything.
>>
>Mornington Crescent on acid.
>Hi, I'm Loz by the way, I serve no useful purpose except to have the
>same effect on threads as a well aimed house brick.
(this is me unconscious)
sucker!
Nexus 6
Hugh wrote in message <36913529...@news.u-net.com>...
>On Mon, 4 Jan 1999 17:54:32 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 21:22:29 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 13:17:35 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>In article <epjP#TxN#GA.239@upnetnews05>, Sara Wallen
>>>>>><sa...@nospam.clara.net> writes
>>>>>>>>I am old enough to be your mother, IJM could be your
>>>>>>Should have had "grand father" in there......
>>>>>>> the rest of them could
>>>>>>>be your
>>>>>>>>great aunts..... If its wisdom your after and common sense try
>>>>>>>alt.fan.Roman Polanski
>>>>>>>>:)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>And what is that?????
>>>>>>A terrible thing for me to say :) And I shall beg forgiveness from the
local priest , and
>>>>>>police department.
>>>>>
>>>>>And that's just for starters! After that, there's the woman in the
>>>>>local booze shop, 200 rugby players, several sheep and A A Gill
>>>>>waiting for the grovelling! :)
>>>>LOL!! Yer bugger
>>>
>>>I rarely get the chance, but, buggers can't be choosers...
>>They cant? You mean I get to choose? OK ME! ME! Me!
>
>OK, my little rabbit's nostril! <G>
ooooh! sick person! Report for spanking NOW!
>>>>>My list for forgiveness begging is somewhat shorter, but requires
>>>>>total, abject penitence and much wailing and gnashing of teeth.....
>>>>>
>>>>>>>Wisdom? Noooo - the subject line referred to 'Dress to
>>>>>>>Kill'...
>>>>>>Ahhhh so you think subject line is all important ?.... :) You*will* do
well in here :) <rubs
>>>>>>hands in anticipation>
>>>>>
>>>>><puts up hand> Please, miss, isn't a subject line something totally
>>>>>unrelated to the ensuing thread, miss?
>>>>Correct, well done HP you will do well in later life :)
>>>
>>>Later? Gawd, I have nearly run out of life!
>>And who's fault is that? :)
>
>Um.....Time? Flexing like a whore, falling wanking to the
>floor...while we alll get sodding wrinkles. I am going to complain to
>the management.
>
oooookay.
oooh! look! A badger! (quick..run everyone)
(there's nothing after this. No, don't look, it's not worth it. Honest.)
>>>>>
>>>>>>> And does age really matter in the humour stakes?
>>>>>>One would hope so, as this post clearly points out...... :)
>>>>>
>>>>>If they are big enough to..nah...I can't say it!
>>>>That is so...........
>>>>>
>>>>>>I have a wry, bitter ..Some would say cynical sense of
umour.( they're dead now)
>>>>>
>>>>>That bloke down the road said you had a cynical sense of humour. I
>>>>>wondered why he died.
>>>>NO he was the one who shut the car door on my leg....He was found dead
behind a
>>>>Little Chef......Death by all the pork chops he could eat for £3.99
>>>
>>>Serves the sod right. Some people have no manners. :)
>>Absolutely....String 'em up........ God I miss that car park :)
>
>It has a certain 'je ne sait pas', the aroma of burgers gently frying,
>the allure of the Travelodge and the bloody sods in Fiat Unos....and,
>something else....dare I say, the thrill of it all?
>
>>>>>>Borne out of being slapped with a trout too much as a child.
>>>>>
>>>>>Pah, trouts nothing. My folks used a conger eel. Left a terrible
>>>>>impression on me.
>>>>LOL !!!.....
>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Here <passes "Farleys Rusk"> a little something for you to chew on
:)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>>>>>>Could be :)
>>>>>>In a friendly way :)
>>>>>>Always note " :) " not to be confused with " :- #[ "
>>>>>
>>>>>Look, if she doesn't want the bloody rusk, give it to me. It's ages
>>>>>since I nicked one out of my kids' grubby paws.
>>>>Rusk in the post. Sugar ?
>>>
>>>Please...do you mind slightly moistening it first too?
>>Golden ........Syrup? :)
>
>LOL! I pee'd myself laughing at that! :)A bit of saliva would do....
>
>>snip>
>>>>>
>>>>>You do sweet nice and friendly fine...oh, shit I forgot, the rest of
>>>>>us only pretend....
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Hah, well I wasn't!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Was...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Nah, you are sweet, nice and friendly. Wonderful too.
>>>><twirl>
>>>
>>>Hmm, that was nice!
>>More to follow :)
>
>Goody!! But be gentle with me! :)
>
>Hugh
>________________________________________________________________
>
>To reply by email remove AXE MURDERER
Made you look!
8)
A Tit.
Nexus 6
Cipcia wrote in message ...
Yes! O Mistress.
Tyrell, grovelling unconvincingly.
Nexus 6
Cipcia wrote in message ...
><tyre...@globalnet.co.uk> writes
>snip
>>I even give away souvenirs. Many a happy child has returned home with a
>>tissue stuck to the back of it's head. <G>
>And in the car ,Mummy giving Daddys hernia some attention on the front
seat....
>>
>>>>I've dropped the dungeon. Some people at work visited it, and now they
>>think
>>>>I'm a pervert. Dunno why.
>>>Small minded people everywhere, they need stringing up :)
>>
>>...and spanking...with asparagus...and cream
>Suit you
>>
>>>>It was a bit lame anyway. Just haven't got the software to do it
justice.
>>I
>>>>guess I'll just have to stick with propositioning unsuspecting women on
>>the
>>>>'net to get my kicks.
>>>Who said that?
>>
>>Any chance of a shag?
>Cips passes Tyrell a Phalacrocorax aristotelis, enjoy :)
<GULP>
"Whaddya mean it's a supppository? You could've given me a fresh one."
<GULP>
>>>>Thanks for asking.
>>>Welcome <G>
>>
>>
>>Always knew you were a bit of a doormat. 8)
>
>Darlink you ave zis vay vith vords :) I am melting into your arms ;)
Curse you, Dorothy! 8)
>Cips inserts Banana ..................
RAOTFLMBOABIDEKIH (...and bits I didn't even know I had)
Tyrell, sans ballons.
Hugh
<tyre...@globalnet.co.uk> wrote:
<wild chopping with axe>
>>>>I rarely get the chance, but, buggers can't be choosers...
>>>They cant? You mean I get to choose? OK ME! ME! Me!
>>
>>OK, my little rabbit's nostril! <G>
>
>ooooh! sick person! Report for spanking NOW!
Me? Sick? Only mentally, thank you! Um, where should I report to?
<more chopping with gay abandon>
>>>>Later? Gawd, I have nearly run out of life!
>>>And who's fault is that? :)
>>
>>Um.....Time? Flexing like a whore, falling wanking to the
>>floor...while we alll get sodding wrinkles. I am going to complain to
>>the management.
>>
>oooookay.
>
>oooh! look! A badger! (quick..run everyone)
>
Is the finale off? Have we all got TB now?
>
>(there's nothing after this. No, don't look, it's not worth it. Honest.)
<yet more chopping>
>
>Made you look!
>
>8)
>A Tit.
Another liar on the group. We ought to start a clique. :)
Mannaz
wrote:
>In article <36913b45...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hu...@chance.u-net.com>
>writes
>>On Mon, 4 Jan 1999 17:51:07 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>In article <369215c9...@news.mcmail.com>, Mannaz
>>><man...@yahooNOSPAM.com> writes
>>>>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 18:58:11 -0000, "Sara Wallen"
>>>><sa...@nospam.clara.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Wilber wrote in message <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>...
>>>>>
>>>>>>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>>>>>>seen fer ages.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Wilb.
>>>>>
>>>>>Can I ask what a pod is?
>>>>yes you can, and someone may even tell you, if you ask nice me, IJM or
>>>>Cips could send you some nice pod art.
>>>Dont start me on those binary things, you wouldn't believe the things I had to do to the
>>>guy from Demon to get my account back.... Piccies on my web page:) For the pervs
>>>amongst us....
>>
>>Nice piccies...you had me worried for a while there! <G>
>
>lol I enjoy a good game of Poker :)
>>
>>Give my love to Bryce!
>Oh he's being such a bitch at the moment, keeping me up all hours ..Crashing
>about..going down on me...and how long does he take to render? Tell me about
>it.................!!!!
>I need more RAM :)
It doesn't help greatly with the render times, but just imagine how
bad things will be renderwise when you're doing an amimated one after
I send you B3.
Mannaz
Mannaz
wrote:
>On Mon, 4 Jan 1999 00:50:18 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>
>>>>Hmm? Oh well nevermind. I
>>>>give up. Assume all you want - I could be anything.
>>Tis true.......Most of us are 83 :) with the IQ of a 7 year old.
>>
>Heh, you old-timers ;)
Does this mean we have to travel 600 turns forward to save Pern?
Mannaz
Cipcia
<man...@yahooNOSPAM.com> writes
>
>It doesn't help greatly with the render times,
>bad things will be renderwise when you're doing an amimated one after
>I send you B3.
bigger computer brain (Random speak)
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
writes
>On Tue, 5 Jan 1999 00:30:21 -0000, "Nexus 6"
><tyre...@globalnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
><wild chopping with axe>
>
>>>>>I rarely get the chance, but, buggers can't be choosers...
>>>>They cant? You mean I get to choose? OK ME! ME! Me!
>>>
>>>OK, my little rabbit's nostril! <G>
>>
>>ooooh! sick person! Report for spanking NOW!
>
>Me? Sick? Only mentally, thank you!
>Um, where should I report to?
>
><more chopping with gay abandon>
>
>>>>>Later? Gawd, I have nearly run out of life!
>>>>And who's fault is that? :)
>>>
>>>Um.....Time? Flexing like a whore, falling wanking to the
>>>floor...while we alll get sodding wrinkles. I am going to complain to
>>>the management.
>>>
>>oooookay.
>>
>>oooh! look! A badger! (quick..run everyone)
>>
>
>Is the finale off? Have we all got TB now?
>
>>
>>(there's nothing after this. No, don't look, it's not worth it. Honest.)
>
><yet more chopping>
Yikes watch out ! Worry when he gets out his lump hammer :)
>>
>>Made you look!
>>
>>8)
>>A Tit.
>
>Another liar on the group. We ought to start a clique. :)
Not another!!! How about a blush of boys? (COD)
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
<tyre...@globalnet.co.uk> writes
>
>
>RAOTFLMBOABIDEKIH (...and bits I didn't even know I had)
Oh did you have to tell!!!! I could have spent all day working that one out.....Now I shall
have to do something constructive!
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
writes>>In article <36913b45...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hu...@chance.u-net.com>
>>writes
>>>On Mon, 4 Jan 1999 17:51:07 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <369215c9...@news.mcmail.com>, Mannaz
>>>><man...@yahooNOSPAM.com> writes
>>>>>On Sun, 3 Jan 1999 18:58:11 -0000, "Sara Wallen"
>>>>><sa...@nospam.clara.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Wilber wrote in message <368FB3AA...@camaro.u-net.com>...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Send her the pod - that's the most replies to a virginal posting I've
>>>>>>>seen fer ages.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Wilb.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Can I ask what a pod is?
>>>>>yes you can, and someone may even tell you, if you ask nice me, IJM or
>>>>>Cips could send you some nice pod art.
>>>>Dont start me on those binary things, you wouldn't believe the things I had to do to the
>>>>guy from Demon to get my account back.... Piccies on my web page:) For the pervs
>>>>amongst us....
>>>
>>>Nice piccies...you had me worried for a while there! <G>
>>
>>lol I enjoy a good game of Poker :)
>
"PHEW!!!!"
</Dogs>
>
>>>Give my love to Bryce!
>>Oh he's being such a bitch at the moment, keeping me up all hours ..Crashing
>>about..going down on me...and how long does he take to render? Tell me about
>>it.................!!!!
>>I need more RAM :)
>
>Poor old Bryce...it's not his fault, you just haven't got the right
>equipment to keep him happy!
There's only one thing for it then......He'll have to go....Make way for Bryce 3D a real
sorta guy..with more facets :)
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
writes
>On Mon, 4 Jan 1999 22:39:48 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <36913965...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hu...@chance.u-net.com>
>>writes
>>>On Mon, 4 Jan 1999 17:46:33 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <3691141...@news.mcmail.com>, Mannaz
>>>><man...@yahooNOSPAM.com> writes
>>>>>Don't mind the lovely Cips, you'll get used to the way she talks and
>>>>>the way life affects her talking (hug @ Cips)
>>>>"Fuck Off , I'm the queen " ...... And I speak perfectly well thank you.
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ahem.. umm... are you hinting at something?
>>>>No !, no ! more children...I don't want more..Hence the little " + " and "H" :)
>>>
>>>Ahhh, I didn't know you cared! I shall have a P tattooed on my butt.
>>>Next to the other letters....hmmm, <looks in mirror> R, J, D, A, E, S,
>>>D.
>
>>So cruel :(
>
>David is really nice, not a cruel bone in his tinny body... :)
>
>>> McN,...the rest have faded.... :)
>
>I should have done a :^) for tongue in cheek. Ooops! Soz! :)
>
>><sob>
>
><passes tissue>
EEEugh!!! Blood?
>
>>>
>>>>>Personally I'm old enough to be
>>>>>your older Bro and her younger bro
>>>>I dont want more brothers either! 2 is enough for anyone, what I want is a nice sweet
>>>>educated handsome gay bloke :) That I can sleep with, and wake up with.
>>>
>>>Oooh, get you dearie! :)
>><sob>
>
><passes another tissue>
>I can't help it if my writing doesn't sound as camp as my voice!
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
<tyre...@globalnet.co.uk> writes
>
>Cipcia wrote in message ...
>
>
--
Cipcia
Hugh
wrote:
>In article <36920c80...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hu...@chance.u-net.com>
>writes
>>On Tue, 5 Jan 1999 00:30:21 -0000, "Nexus 6"
>><tyre...@globalnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>><wild chopping with axe>
>OH fuuucking hell, he's out!!!
Grrrrrrrwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhppppppppppppp! <chop, chop, hack, etc.>
>>>>>>I rarely get the chance, but, buggers can't be choosers...
>>>>>They cant? You mean I get to choose? OK ME! ME! Me!
>>>>
>>>>OK, my little rabbit's nostril! <G>
>>>
>>>ooooh! sick person! Report for spanking NOW!
>>
>>Me? Sick? Only mentally, thank you!
>Bless :)
<grins sweetly>
>>Um, where should I report to?
>Cumbria !!! Now ! :)
Yesmiss! Um, I get to do the spanking, right?
>><more chopping with gay abandon>
>ASAP!!!! Before you camp.
Ooh, don't start!
>>
>>>>>>Later? Gawd, I have nearly run out of life!
>>>>>And who's fault is that? :)
>>>>
>>>>Um.....Time? Flexing like a whore, falling wanking to the
>>>>floor...while we alll get sodding wrinkles. I am going to complain to
>>>>the management.
>>>>
>>>oooookay.
>>>
>>>oooh! look! A badger! (quick..run everyone)
>>>
>>
>>Is the finale off? Have we all got TB now?
>>
>>>
>>>(there's nothing after this. No, don't look, it's not worth it. Honest.)
>>
>><yet more chopping>
>
>Yikes watch out ! Worry when he gets out his lump hammer :)
>>>
>>>Made you look!
>>>
>>>8)
>>>A Tit.
>>
>>Another liar on the group. We ought to start a clique. :)
>
>Not another!!! How about a blush of boys? (COD)
A blush of boys gawping at a giggle of girls?
Hugh
wrote:
<mince>
>>I can't help it if my writing doesn't sound as camp as my voice!
>:) Lol Oh I dunno about that !!
Bitch! :)
Hugh
wrote:
<hack>
>>>lol I enjoy a good game of Poker :)
>>
>>I usually play solitaire.... :)
><Dogs>
>"PHEW!!!!"
></Dogs>
The dawgies burst on me. :( Not enough duct tape. I need a
RealHamster.
>>
>>>>Give my love to Bryce!
>>>Oh he's being such a bitch at the moment, keeping me up all hours ..Crashing
>>>about..going down on me...and how long does he take to render? Tell me about
>>>it.................!!!!
>>>I need more RAM :)
>>
>>Poor old Bryce...it's not his fault, you just haven't got the right
>>equipment to keep him happy!
>
>There's only one thing for it then......He'll have to go....Make way for Bryce 3D a real
>sorta guy..with more facets :)
Much more depth to him?
Hugh
wrote:
>>>I need more RAM :)
>Hughie you didnt get the RAM bit..... Pilgrimage :)
RAM? Lamb I remember and big fucking dog....but RAM? I'll have to read
it again.... <G>
Cipcia
writes
>On Tue, 5 Jan 1999 15:26:39 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>>>I need more RAM :)
>>Hughie you didnt get the RAM bit..... Pilgrimage :)
>
>
>RAM? Lamb I remember and big fucking dog....but RAM? I'll have to read
>it again.... <G>
The road of the tradition of the Order of RAM...Shit how many books do I have to post!!!
:)
--
Cipcia
Cipcia
writes
>On Tue, 5 Jan 1999 15:42:14 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
><mince>
>
>>>I can't help it if my writing doesn't sound as camp as my voice!
>>:) Lol Oh I dunno about that !!
>
>Bitch! :)
Whore!!! :)
--
Cipcia
Hugh
wrote:
>The road of the tradition of the Order of RAM...Shit how many books do I have to post!!!
>:)
None. They are all yours :)
Hugh
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