Scripts available anywhere?
Dan
links for sketches? Specifically the one in French about the monkey in the
tree, the mouse under the table etc.?
dan @ new - world . org (remove the spaces!)
I, James Mason
writes
>This may be a cheeky question, sorry if it is, but are there any available
>links for sketches? Specifically the one in French about the monkey in the
>tree, the mouse under the table etc.?
Now folks, I want to see a good clean fight... nah
I,JM
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Oh look, another fucking xmas.
Loz Pycock
>This may be a cheeky question, sorry if it is, but are there any available
>links for sketches? Specifically the one in French about the monkey in the
>tree, the mouse under the table etc.?
>
>dan @ new - world . org (remove the spaces!)
>
What is it with peoples and scripts? Eddie--dyslexic--long rambling
monologues that often digress, Hello?
Yes I'm pissed, fun innit?
Loz.
"End of the century, it's nothing special..." Blur.
"No future, no future for you!" Sex Pistols.
"There's nothing I wanna see, There's nowhere I wanna go." MSP
Mannaz
stopped looking for a new computer table in the latest Ikea catalog
and typed:
>Yes I'm pissed, fun innit?
you do it so well, do you giggle as much when you're pissed as when
your stoned?
Love
Mannaz
Taurus web design
http://www.taurusdesign.co.uk
Daniel Thomas
> What is it with peoples and scripts? Eddie--dyslexic--long rambling
> monologues that often digress, Hello?
Fantastic, another elitist NG where it's just not worth posting a
query. Hope you all feel proud of yourselves - I'm sure you do!
Bye.
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
dt
Daniel Thomas <daniel...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
> > What is it with peoples and scripts? Eddie--dyslexic--long rambling
> > monologues that often digress, Hello?
>
> Fantastic, another elitist NG where it's just not worth posting a
> query. Hope you all feel proud of yourselves - I'm sure you do!
>
> Bye.
Fantastic, another irritable newbie who storms in demanding information
without a by-your-leave, or a cheery hello, who appears to have spent
his life waltzing into elitist NGs posting queries to which no-one
responds to his immediate satisfaction and then flounces off with yet
another piece of wood to add to his growing collection of chips sur
shoulder and leaves us with such a withering piece of sarcasm and scorn
that we all cringe in embarassment and chagrin and have our collective
enjoyment of the season of goodwill utterly shattered by his perceptive
appreciation of the afei zeitgeist.
dear daniel, if your life will be made a little happier by the
fulfillment of your hopes and desires, then rest a little easier this
wintry morn, for your prayers are answered, your wishes are granted,
your patience rewarded, for we are indeed proud of ourselves, we stroll
resplendent, clad in peacock plumage, along the hallways of the
haughty, the streets of the self satisfied, the corridors of the
conceited, the valleys of the vainglorious.
we trust your alienation from elitist groups such as ours continues
apace, and we wish you a speedy return to pastures old made
contemptuous by your familiarity with them.
solstice salutations to you and yours
the badger XXX
wild@heart
p.s. there are no known scripts extant at this time, none, nada, nil,
nowhere, nohow, nothing, zilch, zip, a gaping void, a yawning abyss
into which a complete absence of transcribed material falls endlessly
to the sound of one tree clapping in the forest alone, a finger
pointing at the brightest moon we have known these 133 years past.
live long, prosper and spill not your seed upon the frozen ground.
Daniel Thomas
> p.s. there are no known scripts extant at this time, none, nada, nil,
> nowhere, nohow, nothing, zilch, zip, a gaping void, a yawning abyss
> into which a complete absence of transcribed material falls endlessly
> to the sound of one tree clapping in the forest alone, a finger
> pointing at the brightest moon we have known these 133 years past.
> live long, prosper and spill not your seed upon the frozen ground.
After sifting through the bullshit, I find my answer. Many thanks for
that (no sarcasm intended) I was a little unsure whether or not any
existed, and now I am comforted by the fact that I'm not missing
anything. But you really didn't have to go to all the trouble of
writing such a long reply - if it makes you feel better to tap-a-tap
away on your keyboard, spewing words that make you feel big *and* for
me to igonore it completely then that's ok.
Thanks again.
PS. I am a member of some less elitist NGs and you are welcome there
any time - you don't get the same level of writing and grammar that you
show here, but we do try and keep the uninitiated informed of any
important information without snapping at them like a bunch of
dictionaries with teeth (but no real bite).
Wilber
>
> > What is it with peoples and scripts? Eddie--dyslexic--long rambling
> > monologues that often digress, Hello?
>
> Fantastic, another elitist NG where it's just not worth posting a
> query. Hope you all feel proud of yourselves - I'm sure you do!
RAOTFLMBO!
I reckon that's a tongue in cheek remark - but only coz his head's so
far up his own sphincter.
Sad cunt. Get a life and realize not *everybody's* gonna run round after
yer feeble little arse just coz we share an interest in a stand up
comedian.
> Bye.
PLONK
Wilb.
Mannaz
looking for a new computer table in the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>we stroll
>resplendent, clad in peacock plumage,
dt, I will forever more think of you dressed this way.
Love as always
Daniel Thomas
Wilber <wil...@camaro.u-net.com> wrote:
Certainly proved my last message wrong. You aren't *all* dictionaries
at all. You, Wilbur, don't get past the first syllable of the word
dictionary.
Off to the friendly NG's now, maybe I'll see you there.
badger
Daniel Thomas wrote in message <83o97e$uir$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
jeez, this one deserves a medal for arrogance, i thought i was bad, but i
take
my hat (complete with ear flaps) off to him. he calls my post bullshit, men,
real men with vegetarian quiche in the freezer, have been disembowelled
for less. be discomforted once more, for you are missing something, a sense
of humour you asshole. and the words did not make me feel big for i never
feel anything other than my heady 5 foot 7 inches, and clearly you did not
ignore them completely since you appear to have both digested them and
taken offence. and as for snapping at you, stick around and you might see
some real venom and learn some etymology at the same time. and the
presence or absence of izzard scripts does not qualify as important
information in a world on its way to hell in a handcart.
have a nice day
the badger XXX
wild@heart
badger
Mannaz wrote in message <99ou5soac0hm45dik...@4ax.com>...
>On Tue, 21 Dec 1999 11:00:17 GMT, dt <mad_b...@my-deja.com> stopped
>looking for a new computer table in the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>
>>we stroll
>>resplendent, clad in peacock plumage,
>
>dt, I will forever more think of you dressed this way.
you mean to the right or the left ?
the badger XXX
wild@heart
Christiana
badger wrote:
>
> Daniel Thomas wrote in message <83o97e$uir$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>
> jeez, this one deserves a medal for arrogance, i thought i was bad, but i
> take
> my hat (complete with ear flaps) off to him. he calls my post bullshit, men,
> real men with vegetarian quiche in the freezer, have been disembowelled
> for less. be discomforted once more, for you are missing something, a sense
> of humour you asshole. and the words did not make me feel big for i never
<taps badger's shoulder> Badger
> feel anything other than my heady 5 foot 7 inches, and clearly you did not
> ignore them completely since you appear to have both digested them and
> taken offence. and as for snapping at you, stick around and you might see
> some real venom and learn some etymology at the same time. and the
Hey Badger!
> presence or absence of izzard scripts does not qualify as important
> information in a world on its way to hell in a handcart.
BADGER!!!
> have a nice day
> the badger XXX
> wild@heart
(You do go on dearie.) I was trying to say...Danny boy left the room
during your hat sentence. He's gone back to
alt.elitist.impatient-arrogant-farts-with-nsoh
Christiana
I, James Mason
deja.com> writes
>
> another elitist NG
*Another* elitist news group??? There are *other* news groups???
badger
Christiana wrote in message <385FD39D...@bigSpamAwarefoot.com>...
damn, i was just getting to like him as well
I, James Mason
deja.com> writes
>
>After sifting through the bullshit,
Ah, the newbie finds his rightful place.
Daniel Thomas
"badger" <madbadg...@tesco.net> wrote:
> for less. be discomforted once more, for you are missing something, a
sense
> of humour you asshole. and the words did not make me feel big for i
never
did not
> ignore them completely since you appear to have both digested them and
> taken offence. and as for snapping at you, stick around and you might
see
> some real venom and learn some etymology at the same time. and the
> information in a world on its way to hell in a handcart.
Phew, tall, scary & a hard-man. Would you mind watching your language
though? ab...@tesco.net might be watching.
dt
dear desperate dan,
firstly : just how many times are you leaving this ng ? i make that
about four farewells so far, but you just keep coming back, must be our
fascinating patter i guess.
secondly : don't threaten me. you started the bad language by using the
word 'bullshit' in case your memory fails you, along with your sense of
humour and your sense of perspective. try getting a life, you look like
you need one.
is your real name neil hamilton ?
this correspondance is now closed since i have more interesting things
to do with my time, such as talking to my spaniel.
the badger
wild@heart
Daniel Thomas
much as you have me, or it may leave home and you would cry! That
*would* interest me, can you let me know if it happens?
Oh, and next time schoolboy, try not to assume everything is a threat -
just a bit of advice. Tesco wouldn't like you swearing - and nor do I.
Dan, cheerily waving goodbye to you...for now anyway.
Mannaz
<daniel...@my-deja.com> stopped looking for a new computer table in
the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>Certainly proved my last message wrong. You aren't *all* dictionaries
>at all. You, Wilbur, don't get past the first syllable of the word
>dictionary.
Wilbur's found the twat, now all we have to do is point out that the
word dic.....ary is not allowed here then shoot hir.
Love
Mannaz
<madbadg...@tesco.net> stopped looking for a new computer table in
the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>
>Mannaz wrote in message <99ou5soac0hm45dik...@4ax.com>...
>>On Tue, 21 Dec 1999 11:00:17 GMT, dt <mad_b...@my-deja.com> stopped
>>looking for a new computer table in the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>>
>>>we stroll
>>>resplendent, clad in peacock plumage,
>>
>>dt, I will forever more think of you dressed this way.
>
>you mean to the right or the left ?
rear middle
Love mannaz
Mannaz
<daniel...@my-deja.com> stopped looking for a new computer table in
the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>
>> p.s. there are no known scripts extant at this time, none, nada, nil,
>> nowhere, nohow, nothing, zilch, zip, a gaping void, a yawning abyss
>> into which a complete absence of transcribed material falls endlessly
>> to the sound of one tree clapping in the forest alone, a finger
>> pointing at the brightest moon we have known these 133 years past.
>> live long, prosper and spill not your seed upon the frozen ground.
>
>After sifting through the bullshit, I find my answer. Many thanks for
>that (no sarcasm intended) I was a little unsure whether or not any
>existed, and now I am comforted by the fact that I'm not missing
>anything. But you really didn't have to go to all the trouble of
>writing such a long reply - if it makes you feel better to tap-a-tap
>away on your keyboard, spewing words that make you feel big *and* for
>me to igonore it completely then that's ok.
I am sorry to point this out but you are wrong, you seem to me to be
missing a lot of things
>
>Thanks again.
>
>PS. I am a member of some less elitist NGs and you are welcome there
>any time - you don't get the same level of writing and grammar that you
>show here, but we do try and keep the uninitiated informed of any
>important information without snapping at them like a bunch of
>dictionaries with teeth (but no real bite).
And the names of these places of wonder would be?? or do you expect us
to spend time going and looking though your deja account to find out
for ourselves? Do you know anyone called Dibbuk?
Love
Mannaz
PS you may notice I wasn't fast at jumping onto the insult Daniel
wagon, this is because in most cases I give people the benefit of the
doubt, but most of your posts are insulting and not in a funny way,
you don't even take the time to say hello in your first post and then
you insult peoples (well Wilburs) spelling, while in a NG for fans of
a dyslexic...... what more was I to do.
>
>
>Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
>Before you buy.
Mannaz
<madbadg...@tesco.net> stopped looking for a new computer table in
the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>jeez, this one deserves a medal for arrogance, i thought i was bad, but i
>take
>my hat (complete with ear flaps) off to him. he calls my post bullshit, men,
>real men with vegetarian quiche in the freezer, have been disembowelled
>for less. be discomforted once more, for you are missing something, a sense
>of humour you asshole. and the words did not make me feel big for i never
>feel anything other than my heady 5 foot 7 inches, and clearly you did not
>ignore them completely since you appear to have both digested them and
>taken offence. and as for snapping at you, stick around and you might see
>some real venom and learn some etymology at the same time. and the
>presence or absence of izzard scripts does not qualify as important
>information in a world on its way to hell in a handcart.
I think I'm in love, can I have you at the weekends and she can just
have weekdays?
Love
Mannaz
Mannaz
<daniel...@my-deja.com> stopped looking for a new computer table in
the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>Phew, tall, scary & a hard-man. Would you mind watching your language
>though? ab...@tesco.net might be watching.
he's not tall, unless you are very short, the abuse was a reply to
your own insults, and the manner of the message was OT for most
postings in this group, so your point would be.
Love and hugs
Mannaz
PS I realise you are a troll so saying if you don't like it here
bugger off has no meaning, but it may be something for you to think
about, of course you could always hang around and maybe lurk to get
the fell of the group before posting again as you seem to like it here
Wilber
>
> In article <385F5A65...@camaro.u-net.com>,
> Wilber <wil...@camaro.u-net.com> wrote:
>
> at all. You, Wilbur, don't get past the first syllable of the word
> dictionary.
Daniel,
Please don't ever take someone's use of expletives or "gutter" language
as an indication of the level of their intelligence or size of their
vocabulary. Such is to fall for an all too common stereotype propagated
initially by the Victorian pseudo-intelligencia.
I am more than able to wax lyrical on many subjects in terms of
extraordinary eloquence - I merely chose to address you in terms which I
felt would most easily convey my sentiments.
I am, of course, aware that your opinion of me and my associates on this
NG has already been cast and that my replying to you in these terms is,
therefore, futile, however I would consider it remiss of me not to take
one final opportunity to urge you to follow your own lead and leave this
forum for your undisclosed pastures greener.
Wilber.
Wilber
>
> On Tue, 21 Dec 1999 21:11:02 GMT, Daniel Thomas
> <daniel...@my-deja.com> stopped looking for a new computer table in
> the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>
> >at all. You, Wilbur, don't get past the first syllable of the word
> >dictionary.
>
> word dic.....ary is not allowed here then shoot hir.
Oi! Manny! Just because that butt weasel cannet spell me fucking name
right doesn't mean ter say that yee can an aal!
Love & stotties,
WilbEr,
Mannaz
<daniel...@my-deja.com> stopped looking for a new computer table in
the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>Sure, go and talk to your spaniel - weirdo - but try not to bore it as
>much as you have me, or it may leave home and you would cry! That
>*would* interest me, can you let me know if it happens?
you use the word weirdo as if it's an insult? If your so bored then
bugger off, otherwise get a sense of humour, did you just want the
scripts so you could find out why people where laughing?
>
>Oh, and next time schoolboy, try not to assume everything is a threat -
>just a bit of advice. Tesco wouldn't like you swearing - and nor do I.
Tesco wouldn't give a crap about swearing on this NG anymore than
other ISP's do, I take it though that you have had one or two accounts
closed on you in the past (hence your continued use of deja) so I am
sure you do know what counts as abuse.
>
>Dan, cheerily waving goodbye to you...for now anyway.
<and so Daniel again leaves the newsgroup coincidentally just as his
time at the local internet cafe runs out>
see you tomorrow Dan
Love and huggies
Mannaz
Mannaz
stopped looking for a new computer table in the latest Ikea catalog
and typed:
>>
>> Wilbur's found the twat, now all we have to do is point out that the
>> word dic.....ary is not allowed here then shoot hir.
>
>Oi! Manny! Just because that butt weasel cannet spell me fucking name
>right doesn't mean ter say that yee can an aal!
>
>Love & stotties,
>WilbEr,
hehehe, blame me spellchecker, normally I catch it in time but I
posted in a hurry.
BTW me mam says thanks for the stottie recipe, she's been missing them
Love
Manny
Mannaz
stopped looking for a new computer table in the latest Ikea catalog
and typed:
>Daniel Thomas wrote:
>>
>> In article <385F5A65...@camaro.u-net.com>,
>> Wilber <wil...@camaro.u-net.com> wrote:
>>
>> Certainly proved my last message wrong. You aren't *all* dictionaries
>> at all. You, Wilbur, don't get past the first syllable of the word
>> dictionary.
>
>Daniel,
>
>Please don't ever take someone's use of expletives or "gutter" language
>as an indication of the level of their intelligence or size of their
>vocabulary. Such is to fall for an all too common stereotype propagated
>initially by the Victorian pseudo-intelligencia.
>
>I am more than able to wax lyrical on many subjects in terms of
>extraordinary eloquence - I merely chose to address you in terms which I
>felt would most easily convey my sentiments.
>
>I am, of course, aware that your opinion of me and my associates on this
>NG has already been cast and that my replying to you in these terms is,
>therefore, futile, however I would consider it remiss of me not to take
>one final opportunity to urge you to follow your own lead and leave this
>forum for your undisclosed pastures greener.
>
>Wilber.
<goes into fits of coughing> you cunt Wilber I was just drinking a cup
of tea!
Love
Mannaz
Wilber
>
> On Wed, 22 Dec 1999 12:46:26 +0000, Wilber <wil...@camaro.u-net.com>
> stopped looking for a new computer table in the latest Ikea catalog
> and typed:
>
> >>
> >> word dic.....ary is not allowed here then shoot hir.
> >
> >Oi! Manny! Just because that butt weasel cannet spell me fucking name
> >right doesn't mean ter say that yee can an aal!
> >
> >Love & stotties,
> >WilbEr,
>
> hehehe, blame me spellchecker, normally I catch it in time but I
> posted in a hurry.
>
> BTW me mam says thanks for the stottie recipe, she's been missing them
It worked then - I was a bit worried when no-one mentioned 'em <G>
Wilb.
badger
>On Tue, 21 Dec 1999 18:56:47 -0000, "badger"
>the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>>>looking for a new computer table in the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>>>
>>>>resplendent, clad in peacock plumage,
>>>
>>>dt, I will forever more think of you dressed this way.
>>
>>you mean to the right or the left ?
>
>rear middle
so it's true, my bum does look big in this ng
the badger XXX
wild@heart
badger
Wilber wrote in message <3860C822...@camaro.u-net.com>...
>Mannaz wrote:
>>
>> On Tue, 21 Dec 1999 21:11:02 GMT, Daniel Thomas
>> the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>>
>> >at all. You, Wilbur, don't get past the first syllable of the word
>> >dictionary.
>>
>> word dic.....ary is not allowed here then shoot hir.
>
>Oi! Manny! Just because that butt weasel cannet spell me fucking name
>right doesn't mean ter say that yee can an aal!
>
>Love & stotties,
>WilbEr,
don't call him a butt weasel Wilb, he'll have yer tesco clubcard revoked
the badgur XXX
wild@heart
badger
>On Tue, 21 Dec 1999 18:55:05 -0000, "badger"
>the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>
>>take
>>my hat (complete with ear flaps) off to him. he calls my post bullshit,
men,
>>real men with vegetarian quiche in the freezer, have been disembowelled
>>for less. be discomforted once more, for you are missing something, a
sense
>>of humour you asshole. and the words did not make me feel big for i never
>>feel anything other than my heady 5 foot 7 inches, and clearly you did not
>>ignore them completely since you appear to have both digested them and
>>taken offence. and as for snapping at you, stick around and you might see
>>some real venom and learn some etymology at the same time. and the
>>presence or absence of izzard scripts does not qualify as important
>>information in a world on its way to hell in a handcart.
>
>I think I'm in love, can I have you at the weekends and she can just
>have weekdays?
for a chance to gaze into those sparkling eyes of yours, Manny, anything.
the bodger XXX
wild@heart
badger
Daniel Thomas wrote in message <83qfj5$fsj$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>Sure, go and talk to your spaniel - weirdo - but try not to bore it as
>much as you have me, or it may leave home and you would cry! That
>*would* interest me, can you let me know if it happens?
you're not much cop as a troll are you ? really must try harder.
but since i left home (and the dog) some four months ago, and yes,
i did cry a lot, i thought i'd let you know as you seem to be so fascinated
by my life.
>
>Oh, and next time schoolboy, try not to assume everything is a threat -
>just a bit of advice. Tesco wouldn't like you swearing - and nor do I.
btw, i'm 42 years old, which must be about 30 years older than you, i
guess. and if you don't like swearing, don't talk to adults.
>
>Dan, cheerily waving goodbye to you...for now anyway.
i fear you're drowning, not waving.
the badger XXX
wild@heart
Mannaz
<madbadg...@tesco.net> stopped looking for a new computer table in
the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>>
>>I think I'm in love, can I have you at the weekends and she can just
>>have weekdays?
>
>
>for a chance to gaze into those sparkling eyes of yours, Manny, anything.
They're not as good as she keeps making out mate, honest
badger
Mannaz wrote in message ...
><madbadg...@tesco.net> stopped looking for a new computer table in
>the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>
>>>
>>>I think I'm in love, can I have you at the weekends and she can just
>>>have weekdays?
>>
>>
>>for a chance to gaze into those sparkling eyes of yours, Manny, anything.
>
>They're not as good as she keeps making out mate, honest
>
little red badger hood XXX
badger
I, James Mason
writes
>i have more interesting things
>to do with my time, such as talking to my spaniel.
How is Cips these days?
Loz Pycock
<man...@yahooDIESPAMMERDIE.com> wrote:
>On Mon, 20 Dec 1999 23:23:29 GMT, l.p...@virgin.net (Loz Pycock)
>stopped looking for a new computer table in the latest Ikea catalog
>and typed:
>
>>Yes I'm pissed, fun innit?
>
>you do it so well, do you giggle as much when you're pissed as when
>your stoned?
>
At first I do, then I start to sob, and about half an hour later the
projectile vomiting starts...
Loz.
"End of the century, it's nothing special..." Blur.
"No future, no future for you!" Sex Pistols.
"There's nothing I wanna see, There's nowhere I wanna go." MSP
Loz Pycock
>we stroll resplendent, clad in peacock plumage,
Oy! Oh, he said PEAcock plumage...
That's all right then...
Loz Pycock
<daniel...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
>> What is it with peoples and scripts? Eddie--dyslexic--long rambling
>> monologues that often digress, Hello?
>
>Fantastic, another elitist NG where it's just not worth posting a
>query. Hope you all feel proud of yourselves - I'm sure you do!
>
I feel wonderfully proud thanks, but don't worry I'll be down in a
minute, isn't that the way of things. And after reading your responses
to other people's posts feel more than a little justified in what I
said, I vaguely remember a sketch, something about Prince Phillip and
'you're all a bunch of bastards', don't worry, it'll come back to me.
Anyway, if you feel your honour has been irredeemably besmirched you
go on back to these other newsgroups of yours and we'll get back to
talking about improbably sexual positions.
I, James Mason
<man...@yahooDIESPAMMERDIE.com> writes
>
>PS I realise you are a troll
Not seen much of Hugh for a while. Ho hum.
Jamaha
wrote:
<snipped>
> we'll get back to talking about improbably sexual positions.
>
Damn! This newsreader must be screening out those threads.
Jam
badger
>In article <83qdco$ef9$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, dt <mad_b...@my-deja.com>
>writes
>>i have more interesting things
>>to do with my time, such as talking to my spaniel.
>
>How is Cips these days?
>
>I,JM
oooooooooooh, you're a dead man when she reads this :)
the badger XXX
wild@heart
Slips
>On Mon, 20 Dec 1999 23:44:50 +0000, Mannaz
><man...@yahooDIESPAMMERDIE.com> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 20 Dec 1999 23:23:29 GMT, l.p...@virgin.net (Loz Pycock)
>>stopped looking for a new computer table in the latest Ikea catalog
>>and typed:
>>
>>>Yes I'm pissed, fun innit?
>>
>>you do it so well, do you giggle as much when you're pissed as when
>>your stoned?
>>
>At first I do, then I start to sob, and about half an hour later the
>projectile vomiting starts...
>
--
Slips
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The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Has Been Turned Off For Reasons of Economy
badger
Slips wrote in message ...
>Loz Pycock wrote:
>>On Mon, 20 Dec 1999 23:44:50 +0000, Mannaz
>><man...@yahooDIESPAMMERDIE.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 20 Dec 1999 23:23:29 GMT, l.p...@virgin.net (Loz Pycock)
>>>stopped looking for a new computer table in the latest Ikea catalog
>>>and typed:
>>>
>>>>Yes I'm pissed, fun innit?
>>>
>>>you do it so well, do you giggle as much when you're pissed as when
>>>your stoned?
>>>
>>At first I do, then I start to sob, and about half an hour later the
>>projectile vomiting starts...
>>
>Yet another argument for legalising cannabis.
whaaaat ?
it's illegal ?!!?
Mannaz
<madbadg...@tesco.net> stopped looking for a new computer table in
the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>>>i have more interesting things
>>>to do with my time, such as talking to my spaniel.
>>
>>How is Cips these days?
>>
>>I,JM
>
>oooooooooooh, you're a dead man when she reads this :)
Can I watch?
Love
Mannaz (who loves a good scrap)
Mannaz
<madb...@CLAWStesco.net> stopped looking for a new computer table in
the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>>>At first I do, then I start to sob, and about half an hour later the
>>>projectile vomiting starts...
>>>
>>Yet another argument for legalising cannabis.
Ohhh I don't know, I like the mental image of Loz PVing as long as its
not pointed at me. <evilgrin>
>
>
>whaaaat ?
>
>it's illegal ?!!?
only if you are caught with more than £25 or with more than one lump
of resin (unless its a wanker cop)
Love
Mannaz
Hugh
<I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>In article <nsb16skma0b7m8a4t...@4ax.com>, Mannaz
><man...@yahooDIESPAMMERDIE.com> writes
>>
>>PS I realise you are a troll
>
>Not seen much of Hugh for a while. Ho hum.
Listen up, Vrodok2, *if* I ever choose to troll in this patch again,
I'll do it with more style than DT2. I can't be arsed with web based
news anyway.
Hugh
Wilber
"Hugh" <hpa...@SPAMlineone.net>, wondering whence the lambs &
piglets, bleated & squealed:
> Listen up, Vrodok2, *if* I ever choose to troll in this patch again,
> I'll do it with more style than DT2. I can't be arsed with web based
> news anyway.
>
> Hugh
Don't be sayin stuff like that Hugh or I'll gan'n tell him <G>
Wilb.
Hugh
wrote:
>On Thu, 23 Dec 1999 23:33:45 +0200, in alt.fan.eddie-izzard,
>"Hugh" <hpa...@SPAMlineone.net>, wondering whence the lambs &
>piglets, bleated & squealed:
You baaaaaaddd forger, you!!!!
>> Listen up, Vrodok2, *if* I ever choose to troll in this patch again,
>> I'll do it with more style than DT2. I can't be arsed with web based
>> news anyway.
>>
>> Hugh
>
>Don't be sayin stuff like that Hugh or I'll gan'n tell him <G>
LOL!!!!!!!
Hugh
ps ta fer the greetz
Hugh
<man...@yahooDIESPAMMERDIE.com> wrote:
>
>only if you are caught with more than £25 or with more than one lump
>of resin (unless its a wanker cop)
Is'nt that like saying unless it's a catholic pope?
Hugh
I, James Mason
<madbadg...@tesco.net> writes
>I, James Mason wrote in message ...
>>In article <83qdco$ef9$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, dt <mad_b...@my-deja.com>
>>writes
>>>to do with my time, such as talking to my spaniel.
>>
>>How is Cips these days?
>
Yeah, but what a way to go.
Loz Pycock
<man...@yahooDIESPAMMERDIE.com> wrote:
>On Thu, 23 Dec 1999 10:59:01 -0000, "badger"
><madb...@CLAWStesco.net> stopped looking for a new computer table in
>the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>
>>>>At first I do, then I start to sob, and about half an hour later the
>>>>projectile vomiting starts...
>>>>
>>>Yet another argument for legalising cannabis.
>
>Ohhh I don't know, I like the mental image of Loz PVing as long as its
>not pointed at me. <evilgrin>
>>
>>
>>whaaaat ?
>>
>>it's illegal ?!!?
>
>only if you are caught with more than £25 or with more than one lump
>of resin (unless its a wanker cop)
>
Is that like the one that caught George Michael out?
Loz Pycock
>
>Slips wrote in message ...
>>Loz Pycock wrote:
>>>On Mon, 20 Dec 1999 23:44:50 +0000, Mannaz
>>><man...@yahooDIESPAMMERDIE.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 20 Dec 1999 23:23:29 GMT, l.p...@virgin.net (Loz Pycock)
>>>>stopped looking for a new computer table in the latest Ikea catalog
>>>>and typed:
>>>>
>>>>>Yes I'm pissed, fun innit?
>>>>
>>>>you do it so well, do you giggle as much when you're pissed as when
>>>>your stoned?
>>>>
>>>At first I do, then I start to sob, and about half an hour later the
>>>projectile vomiting starts...
>>>
>>Yet another argument for legalising cannabis.
>
>
>whaaaat ?
>
>it's illegal ?!!?
>
You mean you don't read the Independent on Sunday?
Loz Pycock
wrote:
You mean you didn't read my post about the , the
(involving two Cornish and some ice cream) or the
big ?
Withnail
withnail
if all the hippies cut off all there hair, i don't care, i don't care
Wilber
>
> >On Thu, 23 Dec 1999 23:33:45 +0200, in alt.fan.eddie-izzard,
> >"Hugh" <hpa...@SPAMlineone.net>, wondering whence the lambs &
> >piglets, bleated & squealed:
>
> You baaaaaaddd forger, you!!!!
<Donald Pleasence>
Look, there's a pin on the floor over there
</Donald Pleasence>
<sneep>
Wilb.
cipcia
<dt>
I think that should have read Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
</dt>
>you're a dead man when she reads this :)
Surprisingly enough, IJM is still alive....
After all , Tis the season of goodwill... peace to all wo/men etc....
Pammy
howling generally
--
Cipcia
Christiana
Wilber wrote:
>
> Daniel Thomas wrote:
> >
> > In article <385F5A65...@camaro.u-net.com>,
> > Wilber <wil...@camaro.u-net.com> wrote:
> >
> > Certainly proved my last message wrong. You aren't *all* dictionaries
> > at all. You, Wilbur, don't get past the first syllable of the word
> > dictionary.
>
> Daniel,
>
> Please don't ever take someone's use of expletives or "gutter" language
> as an indication of the level of their intelligence or size of their
> vocabulary. Such is to fall for an all too common stereotype propagated
> initially by the Victorian pseudo-intelligencia.
>
> I am more than able to wax lyrical on many subjects in terms of
> extraordinary eloquence - I merely chose to address you in terms which I
> felt would most easily convey my sentiments.
>
> I am, of course, aware that your opinion of me and my associates on this
> NG has already been cast and that my replying to you in these terms is,
> therefore, futile, however I would consider it remiss of me not to take
> one final opportunity to urge you to follow your own lead and leave this
> forum for your undisclosed pastures greener.
>
> Wilber.
The sneaky turd...
Why did he come out with this eloquence only AFTER I'd crossed him off
my "Men whose babies I want to have" list?
Christiana
Mannaz
<mi...@bigSpamAwarefoot.com> stopped looking for a new computer table
in the latest Ikea catalog and typed:
>
>The sneaky turd...
>Why did he come out with this eloquence only AFTER I'd crossed him off
>my "Men whose babies I want to have" list?
Wilbers 'baby' is still a sore point, but can be seen in a certain car
mag in perfect health.
{{{{{{{{{{{{wilber}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Jamaha
>On Thu, 23 Dec 1999 00:09:36 GMT, jamaha...@virgin.net (Jamaha)
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 23 Dec 1999 00:02:10 GMT, l.p...@virgin.net (Loz Pycock)
>>wrote:
>>
>><snipped>
>>
>>> we'll get back to talking about improbably sexual positions.
>>>
>>Damn! This newsreader must be screening out those threads.
>>
>You mean you didn't read my post about the ice-cream seller, the broken Mr.Whippy machine
>(involving two Cornish clotted cream tubs and some ice cream) or the big box of smashed Flakes?
No, I don't recall *this* story. Please tell me more, it sounds *so* rivetting!
Jam
Loz Pycock
wrote:
>On Fri, 24 Dec 1999 22:51:45 GMT, l.p...@virgin.net (Loz Pycock) wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 23 Dec 1999 00:09:36 GMT, jamaha...@virgin.net (Jamaha)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 23 Dec 1999 00:02:10 GMT, l.p...@virgin.net (Loz Pycock)
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>><snipped>
>>>
>>>> we'll get back to talking about improbably sexual positions.
>>>>
>>>Damn! This newsreader must be screening out those threads.
>>>
>>You mean you didn't read my post about the ice-cream seller, the broken Mr.Whippy machine
>>(involving two Cornish clotted cream tubs and some ice cream) or the big box of smashed Flakes?
>
>No, I don't recall *this* story. Please tell me more, it sounds *so* rivetting!
>
Rivets are Mannaz's department.
Mannaz
stopped looking for a new computer table in the latest Ikea catalog
and typed:
>Rivets are Mannaz's department.
Damn straight they are, <gets out riveting gun> ok PA's all round!
Love and stuff
Loz Pycock
<man...@yahooDIESPAMMERDIE.com> wrote:
>On Wed, 29 Dec 1999 13:04:37 GMT, l.p...@virgin.net (Loz Pycock)
>stopped looking for a new computer table in the latest Ikea catalog
>and typed:
>
>>Rivets are Mannaz's department.
>
>Damn straight they are, <gets out riveting gun> ok PA's all round!
>
Ladies first.
Mannaz
stopped looking for a new computer table in the latest Ikea catalog
and typed:
>>>Rivets are Mannaz's department.
>>
>>Damn straight they are, <gets out riveting gun> ok PA's all round!
>>
>Ladies first.
Can be done