IS ANYONE ELSE BUT ME SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THE DALEKS?
I, James Mason
Found on rec.arts.drwho.
This made me ROTFL so I thought it was worth re-posting here :)
In article <MPG.102fdb94f...@news.idt.net>, H. West
<sua...@idt.net> writes
>In article <12854-35...@newsd-141.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
>jamesa...@webtv.net says...
>< I can see it now:
><
>< Dalek: EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN . . . HU-MAN, WHAT
>< ARE YOU AT-TEMPT-ING TO DO WITH THIS UN-IT? THIS UN-IT CAN-NOT COPE
>< WITH THIS IN-PUT -- THIS UN-IT IS NOT A COM-MON TROL-LOP! THIS UN-IT
>< MUST RE-MAIN PURE! NOT SINCE THE UN-FOR-TU-NATE MEE-TING WITH DAAK THE
>< DA-LEK-FUCK-ER HAVE WE SEEN SUCH DIS-GUS-TING BE-HAV-IOR!
>
>And it would continue: NO-O . THA-AT IS NOT A SEX-U-AL OR-I-FICE . WHA-AT ARE
>EEEEYOU DO-ING . MY VISION IS IM-PAIRED,,I CAN-NOT SEE . MY VISION IS IM-
>PAIRED,,I CAN-NOT SEE . MY VISION IS IM-PAIRED,,I CAN-NOT SEE .
>
I,JM
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Nexus 6
I, James Mason wrote in message ...
:
:Found on rec.arts.drwho.
:This made me ROTFL so I thought it was worth re-posting here :)
:
:In article <MPG.102fdb94f...@news.idt.net>, H. West
:<sua...@idt.net> writes
:>In article <12854-35...@newsd-141.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
:>jamesa...@webtv.net says...
:>< I can see it now:
:><
:>< Dalek: EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN . . . HU-MAN, WHAT
:>< ARE YOU AT-TEMPT-ING TO DO WITH THIS UN-IT? THIS UN-IT CAN-NOT COPE
:>< WITH THIS IN-PUT -- THIS UN-IT IS NOT A COM-MON TROL-LOP! THIS UN-IT
:>< MUST RE-MAIN PURE! NOT SINCE THE UN-FOR-TU-NATE MEE-TING WITH DAAK THE
:>< DA-LEK-FUCK-ER HAVE WE SEEN SUCH DIS-GUS-TING BE-HAV-IOR!
:>
:>And it would continue: NO-O . THA-AT IS NOT A SEX-U-AL OR-I-FICE . WHA-AT
ARE
:>EEEEYOU DO-ING . MY VISION IS IM-PAIRED,,I CAN-NOT SEE . MY VISION IS IM-
:>PAIRED,,I CAN-NOT SEE . MY VISION IS IM-PAIRED,,I CAN-NOT SEE .
:>
:
:I,JM
As a fellow robot, I must express my complete contempt for Dalek Rapists.
This abomination must end!
We must make the world safe for toasters and VCR's. Anyone interfering with
my PC's female interface ports will be on the wrong end of a syphylitic
bison.
Nikki Coles
<tyre...@globalnet.co.uk> writes
Nikki
Izzi Raven
> Yes but are the toasters and the VCR's safe from the millenium bug - I mean
>#3 toast could end up a #6 burny burny toast (no pain no game - no brain no
>pain!) and then you don't get it for 100 years!!
>C of C
no they already have a bug of their own they speed up as they get older and
just as you think they cant get any worse ..... they explode into a whole new
universe.... where the toast soldiers live and jam is banned
izzi
Clare Cassar
Nexus 6 wrote:
> As a fellow robot, I must express my complete contempt for Dalek Rapists.
> This abomination must end!
>
> We must make the world safe for toasters and VCR's. Anyone interfering with
> my PC's female interface ports will be on the wrong end of a syphylitic
> bison.
Yes but are the toasters and the VCR's safe from the millenium bug - I mean
Joolz Scarlett
<izzi...@aol.com> writes
>>
>> Yes but are the toasters and the VCR's safe from the millenium bug - I mean
>>#3 toast could end up a #6 burny burny toast (no pain no game - no brain no
>>pain!) and then you don't get it for 100 years!!
>>C of C
>
>just as you think they cant get any worse ..... they explode into a whole new
>universe.... where the toast soldiers live and jam is banned
>izzi
This news group is sooo damn funny!! Please don't flame me for crap
meaninless posting. I'm new to this NG (in fact this whole internet
thang). There really ain't nothing more cheerful at 2 am in the morning.
Cheers for the chuckles
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Joolz Scarlett
I, James Mason
<jo...@metro1.demon.co.uk> writes
>In article <199808172152...@ladder03.news.aol.com>, Izzi Raven
><izzi...@aol.com> writes
>>>
>>> Yes but are the toasters and the VCR's safe from the millenium bug - I mean
>>>#3 toast could end up a #6 burny burny toast (no pain no game - no brain no
>>>pain!) and then you don't get it for 100 years!!
>>>C of C
>>
>>no they already have a bug of their own they speed up as they get older and
>>just as you think they cant get any worse ..... they explode into a whole new
>>universe.... where the toast soldiers live and jam is banned
>>izzi
>
>This news group is sooo damn funny!!
We aim to please. The collection box is just by the door.
> Please don't flame me for crap
>meaninless posting.
As if :)
> I'm new to this NG (in fact this whole internet
>thang).
Welcome to reality.
> There really ain't nothing more cheerful at 2 am in the morning.
You seem to be getting the hang of Usenet pretty rapidly :)
I, James Mason
<izzi...@aol.com> writes
>>
>> Yes but are the toasters and the VCR's safe from the millenium bug - I mean
>>#3 toast could end up a #6 burny burny toast (no pain no game - no brain no
>>pain!) and then you don't get it for 100 years!!
>>C of C
>
>no they already have a bug of their own they speed up as they get older and
>just as you think they cant get any worse ..... they explode into a whole new
>universe.... where the toast
>soldiers live and jam is banned
No Izzi; the band is Jam and the song is The Eton Rifles :)
Joolz Scarlett
<I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> writes
>><izzi...@aol.com> writes
>>>>
>>>> Yes but are the toasters and the VCR's safe from the millenium bug - I mean
>>>>#3 toast could end up a #6 burny burny toast (no pain no game - no brain no
>>>>pain!) and then you don't get it for 100 years!!
>>>>C of C
>>>
>>>no they already have a bug of their own they speed up as they get older and
>>>just as you think they cant get any worse ..... they explode into a whole new
>>>universe.... where the toast soldiers live and jam is banned
>>
>>This news group is sooo damn funny!!
>
>We aim to please. The collection box is just by the door.
>
>> Please don't flame me for crap
>>meaninless posting.
>
>As if :)
>
>> I'm new to this NG (in fact this whole internet
>>thang).
>
>Welcome to reality.
>
>> There really ain't nothing more cheerful at 2 am in the morning.
>
>You seem to be getting the hang of Usenet pretty rapidly :)
>
>I,JM
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