Re : who is going to the jazz club?
Roz Simmons
Me me me !!! I'm going !!!
ROZ
Izzi Raven
>
>ROZ
lmao.... i share your excitement...
YIPPEEEEE!!!
izzi
Cipcia
<ro...@ukonline.co.uk> writes
>
>Me me me !!! I'm going !!!
>
>ROZ
>
Or a Rozzery Or a ...........................
--
Cipcia.
"Thou damned & luxurious moutain goat, offer'st me brass"
I, James Mason
<ro...@ukonline.co.uk> writes
>
>Me me me !!! I'm going !!!
>
>ROZ
How will we know you?
I,JM
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Roz Simmons
so I've missed them...
ROZ
I, James Mason wrote in message ...
Slips
>
>Me me me !!! I'm going !!!
>
>ROZ
Aww, fantastic! Coz as you already know, you are my hero/ine....
so, will you be wearing a carnation? Otherwise I might kiss the wrong
Roz.....
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Roz Simmons
Hmmm, a carnation? Nah......I'll have a red Williams Winfield rucksack
with me though.....and BTW, it would be heroine!
ROZ
Slips wrote in message <8RYOrBA4...@airtight.demon.co.uk>...
Slips
>
>Hmmm, a carnation? Nah......I'll have a red Williams Winfield rucksack
>with me though.....and BTW, it would be heroine!
>
thought Roz might be your girl-name... Will look out for the rucksack
.... you must look out for black-clad blonde woman looking for someone
to kiss!
Roz Simmons
ROZ
Slips wrote in message ...
>Roz Simmons wrote:
>>
>Thank you for clearing that up! One can assume nothing on this group
Unknown
<sli...@airSOBER.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>Roz Simmons wrote:
>>
>>Hmmm, a carnation? Nah......I'll have a red Williams Winfield rucksack
>>with me though.....and BTW, it would be heroine!
>>
>Thank you for clearing that up! One can assume nothing on this group; I
>thought Roz might be your girl-name... Will look out for the rucksack
>.... you must look out for black-clad blonde woman looking for someone
>to kiss!
Shit now I really *DO* wish I was going <sulks!!!>
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I, James Mason
FINAL NOTICE
Some of us are meeting up for lunch -
e-mail me if you want in.
*Hugs*
Cipcia
<I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> writes
>
> FINAL NOTICE
>
>Some of us are meeting up for lunch -
> e-mail me if you want in.
>
>*Hugs*
>I,JM
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Slips
>Okay - but no tongues!!!!
>
No, I save that kind of thing for the menfolk...
See you there.
Robbie Robinson
>
> In article <uJ2GeBA5...@metro1.demon.co.uk>, Joolz Scarlett
> <jo...@metro1.demon.co.uk> writes
> >In article <MdU2GGAy...@127.0.0.1>, "I, James Mason"
> ><I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> writes
> >>In article <HBUB7HAR...@miron.demon.co.uk>, Cipcia
> >><Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk> writes
> >>>In article <cHfSwEAY...@127.0.0.1>, I, James Mason
> >>><I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> writes
> >>>>
> >>>> FINAL NOTICE
> >>>>
> >>>>Some of us are meeting up for lunch -
> >>>> e-mail me if you want in.
> >>>>
> >>
> >
> >Damm,and,I'm,missing,out,bugger!
>
> I've offered you a good creaming once but you said you were busy (washing your
> hair or couldn't get the babysitting or something or doing strange things with your
> keyboard) so I thought I'd take my squirty cream to someone who would
> appreciate it.
>
> >Save,some,squirty,cream,for,me,I,JM.I'll,bring,my,own,custard.:)
>
> We'll see, bitch.
>
> >(Keyboard,still,poorly,but,getting,a,bit,better!)
>
> You tried a hair-dryer on it?
>
> I,JM :)
Robbie, in little wax figure form wrapped up in a copy of the FAQ
and tucked in I,JM's shirt pocket, thinks:
Oh damn! I,JM's starting to drift back into psycho mode!!!
I, James Mason
<Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk> writes
>In article <cHfSwEAY...@127.0.0.1>, I, James Mason
><I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> writes
>>
>> FINAL NOTICE
>>
>>Some of us are meeting up for lunch -
>> e-mail me if you want in.
>>
>Oh yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What are we having? The special?
Yes. With squirty cream and tongues.
Joolz Scarlett
<I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> writes
>In article <HBUB7HAR...@miron.demon.co.uk>, Cipcia
><Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk> writes
>>In article <cHfSwEAY...@127.0.0.1>, I, James Mason
>><I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> writes
>>>
>>> FINAL NOTICE
>>>
>>>Some of us are meeting up for lunch -
>>> e-mail me if you want in.
>>>
>>Oh yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What are we having? The special?
>
>Yes. With squirty cream and tongues.
Damm,and,I'm,missing,out,bugger!
Save,some,squirty,cream,for,me,I,JM.I'll,bring,my,own,custard.:)
(Keyboard,still,poorly,but,getting,a,bit,better!)
>
>
>I,JM
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I, James Mason
><I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> writes
>>In article <HBUB7HAR...@miron.demon.co.uk>, Cipcia
>><Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>In article <cHfSwEAY...@127.0.0.1>, I, James Mason
>>><I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> writes
>>>>
>>>> FINAL NOTICE
>>>>
>>>>Some of us are meeting up for lunch -
>>>> e-mail me if you want in.
>>>>
>>>Oh yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What are we having? The special?
>>
>>Yes. With squirty cream and tongues.
>
>Damm,and,I'm,missing,out,bugger!
I've offered you a good creaming once but you said you were busy (washing your
hair or couldn't get the babysitting or something or doing strange things with your
keyboard) so I thought I'd take my squirty cream to someone who would
appreciate it.
>Save,some,squirty,cream,for,me,I,JM.I'll,bring,my,own,custard.:)
We'll see, bitch.
>(Keyboard,still,poorly,but,getting,a,bit,better!)
You tried a hair-dryer on it?
I,JM :)
Robbie Robinson
>
> In article <363BB1...@earthlink.net>, Robbie Robinson
> <gavin...@earthlink.net> writes
> >I, James Mason wrote:
> >> In article <uJ2GeBA5...@metro1.demon.co.uk>, Joolz Scarlett
> >> <jo...@metro1.demon.co.uk> writes
> >> >In article <MdU2GGAy...@127.0.0.1>, "I, James Mason"
> >> ><I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> writes
> >> >>In article <HBUB7HAR...@miron.demon.co.uk>, Cipcia
> >> >><Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk> writes
> >> >>>In article <cHfSwEAY...@127.0.0.1>, I, James Mason
> >> >>><I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> writes
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> FINAL NOTICE
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>Some of us are meeting up for lunch -
> >> >>>> e-mail me if you want in.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>Oh yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What are we having? The special?
> >> >>
> >> >>Yes. With squirty cream and tongues.
> >> >
> >> >Damm,and,I'm,missing,out,bugger!
> >>
> >> I've offered you a good creaming once but you said you were busy (washing your
> >> hair or couldn't get the babysitting or something or doing strange things with your
> >> keyboard) so I thought I'd take my squirty cream to someone who would
> >> appreciate it.
> >>
> >> >Save,some,squirty,cream,for,me,I,JM.I'll,bring,my,own,custard.:)
> >>
> >> We'll see, bitch.
> >>
> >> >(Keyboard,still,poorly,but,getting,a,bit,better!)
> >>
> >> You tried a hair-dryer on it?
> >>
> >> I,JM :)
> >
> >and tucked in I,JM's shirt pocket, thinks:
> >Oh damn! I,JM's starting to drift back into psycho mode!!!
>
> What's weird about that?!?!?!
> (Or do you know something about hair-dryers I don't - mwah-ha-ha-ha)
>
> I,JM
oh! The fluffy ickle wabbit claim has disappeared and he's starting
to use "Naughty boy, I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap" words
again. (And any really creative evil mind can think of interesting uses
for hairdriers. It just depends on the shape of the model you have)
Evil minded Robbie in I,JM's pocket with a lot of iddy biddy tools.
Robbie Robinson
>
> In article <363e193e...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
> net.com> writes
> >On Mon, 2 Nov 1998 18:50:44 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>In article <363df326...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
> >>net.com> writes
> >>>Wabbit!
> >>I think my learned friend means the volumiser Robbie:) <cips who knows
> >>about these things,cos I worked in a hairdressers for 1 day 2 weeks ago,
> >>hence the red hair!>
> >
> >Whatever - fluff him up. Hey, could we arrange to have him dyed pink?
> >>(Hugh can I say hairdresser?)
Pant! pant! It's hard work when you only have an iddy biddy volumiser.
I stuck out of his pocket when he passed out after the show.
It's taken an hour and he's only half fluffed. He keeps on rolling
over while I'm working. I'm getting tired of this. I'm just going
to transport home...EEEEEEK!<squish>
> >
> >Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
> >the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality' ..Is
> >a hairdresser. True story.
> LOL RAOFLMTO!
>
> I have spluttered bananna all over my keyboard!
> & PS For HJGP I can't put it down: Maktub!:) :) :)
I once spilled a Screwdriver on my keyboard. If I'd been
sober, I'd never have had it that close to the keyboard.
I thought all the strange things happening on the screen
were very funny. It kept me amused for almost an hour-
Robbie
Robbie Robinson
>
> On Sat, 31 Oct 1998 16:54:54 -0800, Robbie Robinson
>
> Mannaz
Jeez, I don't know!
I haven't been keeping track.
Maybe it's just slight dip back
into psychosis and not the full
scale double-flip swan dive.
Robbie
I, James Mason
I only suggested she dryed her soggy keyboard thoroughly with a hair-dryer!
What's weird about that?!?!?!
(Or do you know something about hair-dryers I don't - mwah-ha-ha-ha)
Hugh
>oh! The fluffy ickle wabbit claim has disappeared and he's starting
>to use "Naughty boy, I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap" words
>again. (And any really creative evil mind can think of interesting uses
>for hairdriers. It just depends on the shape of the model you have)
>
>Evil minded Robbie in I,JM's pocket with a lot of iddy biddy tools.
Use the hairdryer attachment, Robbie! Make him a *really* Fluffy Icke
Wabbit!
Hugh
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Cipcia
about these things,cos I worked in a hairdressers for 1 day 2 weeks ago,
Hugh
wrote:
>In article <363df326...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
Whatever - fluff him up. Hey, could we arrange to have him dyed pink?
>(Hugh can I say hairdresser?)
Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality' ..Is
a hairdresser. True story.
Hugh
Unknown
<gavin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
It's not been 3 months already has it?
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Cipcia
net.com> writes
>On Mon, 2 Nov 1998 18:50:44 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <363df326...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>net.com> writes
>>>>> What's weird about that?!?!?!
>>>>> (Or do you know something about hair-dryers I don't - mwah-ha-ha-ha)
>>>>>
>>>>> I,JM
>>>>
>>>>oh! The fluffy ickle wabbit claim has disappeared and he's starting
>>>>to use "Naughty boy, I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap" words
>>>>again. (And any really creative evil mind can think of interesting uses
>>>>for hairdriers. It just depends on the shape of the model you have)
>>>>
>>>>Evil minded Robbie in I,JM's pocket with a lot of iddy biddy tools.
>>>
>>>
>>>Use the hairdryer attachment, Robbie! Make him a *really* Fluffy Icke
>>>Wabbit!
>>I think my learned friend means the volumiser Robbie:) <cips who knows
>>about these things,cos I worked in a hairdressers for 1 day 2 weeks ago,
>>hence the red hair!>
>
>Whatever - fluff him up. Hey, could we arrange to have him dyed pink?
>
>>(Hugh can I say hairdresser?)
>
>Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
>the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality' ..Is
>a hairdresser. True story.
I have spluttered bananna all over my keyboard!
& PS For HJGP I can't put it down: Maktub!:) :) :)
I, James Mason
>
>ROZ
Well, we didn't spot you, but it was a bit busy :)
(We were at the front with the roses.)
I,JM
Hugh
wrote:
Well I hope you can stick them back on! :)
>I have spluttered bananna all over my keyboard!
You could cook a meal with the stuff that gets spilt, spat and spurted
over the collective a.f.e-i keyboards. Add some cafe music, candles,
and a fine wine, and, voila! you have a romantic meal.
>& PS For HJGP I can't put it down: Maktub!:) :) :)
It is written....
Hugh
X
Cipcia
net.com> writes
<Sorbie Snip>
>>>
>>>Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
>>>the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality' ..Is
>>>a hairdresser. True story.
>>LOL RAOFLMTO!
>
>Well I hope you can stick them back on! :)
>
>>I have spluttered bananna all over my keyboard!
>
>You could cook a meal with the stuff that gets spilt, spat and spurted
>over the collective a.f.e-i keyboards. Add some cafe music, candles,
>and a fine wine, and, voila! you have a romantic meal.
>
>>& PS For HJGP I can't put it down: Maktub!:) :) :)
>
>It is written....
Hugh
wrote:
>In article <363ee698...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>net.com> writes
><Sorbie Snip>
>>>>
>>>>Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
>>>>the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality' ..Is
>>>>a hairdresser. True story.
>>>LOL RAOFLMTO!
>>
>>Well I hope you can stick them back on! :)
>Oh shit, I can't seem to manage on my own:)
I will bring some duck tape with me and give you a hand....
>>>I have spluttered bananna all over my keyboard!
>>
>>You could cook a meal with the stuff that gets spilt, spat and spurted
>>over the collective a.f.e-i keyboards. Add some cafe music, candles,
>>and a fine wine, and, voila! you have a romantic meal.
>Yup a meal for one, and your CPU !
Is that available at Morrisons? :)
>>>& PS For HJGP I can't put it down: Maktub!:) :) :)
>>
>>It is written....
>:)
Finding the treasure is only the start of the adventure! :)
Hugh
I, James Mason
>On Sat, 31 Oct 1998 16:54:54 -0800, Robbie Robinson
How do I convert three of your Earth Months into proper units?
I, James Mason
<gavin...@earthlink.net> writes
>
>Evil minded Robbie in I,JM's pocket with a lot of iddy biddy tools.
>
Cipcia
net.com> writes
>On Tue, 3 Nov 1998 16:06:00 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <363ee698...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>net.com> writes
>><Sorbie Snip>
>>>>>
>>>>>Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
>>>>>the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality' ..Is
>>>>>a hairdresser. True story.
>>>>LOL RAOFLMTO!
>>>
>>>Well I hope you can stick them back on! :)
>>Oh shit, I can't seem to manage on my own:)
>
>I will bring some duck tape with me and give you a hand....
>
>>>>I have spluttered bananna all over my keyboard!
>>>
>>>You could cook a meal with the stuff that gets spilt, spat and spurted
>>>over the collective a.f.e-i keyboards. Add some cafe music, candles,
>>>and a fine wine, and, voila! you have a romantic meal.
>>Yup a meal for one, and your CPU !
>
>Is that available at Morrisons? :)
your greasy plate in a Cumbrian manner:)
>
>>>>& PS For HJGP I can't put it down: Maktub!:) :) :)
>>>
>>>It is written....
>>:)
>
>Finding the treasure is only the start of the adventure! :)
Cipcia
<gavin...@earthlink.net> writes
<sneep>
>
>Pant! pant! It's hard work when you only have an iddy biddy volumiser.
>I stuck out of his pocket when he passed out after the show.
>It's taken an hour and he's only half fluffed. He keeps on rolling
>over while I'm working. I'm getting tired of this. I'm just going
>to transport home...EEEEEEK!<squish>
again, I quite liked that :)
>
>> >
>> >Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
>> >the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality' ..Is
>> >a hairdresser. True story.
>> LOL RAOFLMTO!
>>
>
>sober, I'd never have had it that close to the keyboard.
>I thought all the strange things happening on the screen
>were very funny. It kept me amused for almost an hour-
>Robbie
Hugh
wrote:
>In article <363f543d...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>net.com> writes
>>On Tue, 3 Nov 1998 16:06:00 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>In article <363ee698...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>net.com> writes
>>><Sorbie Snip>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
>>>>>>the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality' ..Is
>>>>>>a hairdresser. True story.
>>>>>LOL RAOFLMTO!
>>>>
>>>>Well I hope you can stick them back on! :)
>>>Oh shit, I can't seem to manage on my own:)
>>
>>I will bring some duck tape with me and give you a hand....
>Cheers you really are a gentleman.
I try to be a gentle man.
And a (temporarily suspended) scholar, too.
>>>>>I have spluttered bananna all over my keyboard!
>>>>
>>>>You could cook a meal with the stuff that gets spilt, spat and spurted
>>>>over the collective a.f.e-i keyboards. Add some cafe music, candles,
>>>>and a fine wine, and, voila! you have a romantic meal.
>>>Yup a meal for one, and your CPU !
>>
>>Is that available at Morrisons? :)
>God knows what's available there!, I just wanted to laugh..Then lick
>your greasy plate in a Cumbrian manner:)
Ah, the tongue that reaches parts ordinary tongues cannot reach!
Professional cleaning power! :)
You should have asked. I have never seen a plate licked in a Cumbrian
manner, it sounds quite erotic. :)
>>>>>& PS For HJGP I can't put it down: Maktub!:) :) :)
>>>>
>>>>It is written....
>>>:)
>>
>>Finding the treasure is only the start of the adventure! :)
>I'm coming:)
I'm waiting! :)
Cipcia
net.com> writes
>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 13:56:07 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <363f543d...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>net.com> writes
>>>On Tue, 3 Nov 1998 16:06:00 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <363ee698...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>net.com> writes
>>>><Sorbie Snip>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
>>>>>>>the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality' ..Is
>>>>>>>a hairdresser. True story.
>>>>>>LOL RAOFLMTO!
>>>>>
>>>>>Well I hope you can stick them back on! :)
>>>>Oh shit, I can't seem to manage on my own:)
>>>
>>>I will bring some duck tape with me and give you a hand....
>>Cheers you really are a gentleman.
>
>I try to be a gentle man.
>And a (temporarily suspended) scholar, too.
What have you been up to?
snch !
>
>>>>>>I have spluttered bananna all over my keyboard!
>>>>>
>>>>>You could cook a meal with the stuff that gets spilt, spat and spurted
>>>>>over the collective a.f.e-i keyboards. Add some cafe music, candles,
>>>>>and a fine wine, and, voila! you have a romantic meal.
>>>>Yup a meal for one, and your CPU !
>>>
>>>Is that available at Morrisons? :)
>>God knows what's available there!, I just wanted to laugh..Then lick
>>your greasy plate in a Cumbrian manner:)
>
>Ah, the tongue that reaches parts ordinary tongues cannot reach!
about a bit>
>Professional cleaning power! :)
>You should have asked. I have never seen a plate licked in a Cumbrian
>manner, it sounds quite erotic. :)
>
>
>>>>>>& PS For HJGP I can't put it down: Maktub!:) :) :)
>>>>>
>>>>>It is written....
>>>>:)
>>>
>>>Finding the treasure is only the start of the adventure! :)
>>I'm coming:)
>
>I'm waiting! :)
Hugh
wrote:
>In article <364063fb...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>net.com> writes
>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 13:56:07 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>In article <363f543d...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>net.com> writes
>>>>On Tue, 3 Nov 1998 16:06:00 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <363ee698...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>><Sorbie Snip>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
>>>>>>>>the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality' ..Is
>>>>>>>>a hairdresser. True story.
>>>>>>>LOL RAOFLMTO!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Well I hope you can stick them back on! :)
>>>>>Oh shit, I can't seem to manage on my own:)
>>>>
>>>>I will bring some duck tape with me and give you a hand....
>>>Cheers you really are a gentleman.
>>
>>I try to be a gentle man.
>>And a (temporarily suspended) scholar, too.
>Sounds like you have been suspended :)
I certainly have. But not from a great height, fortunately.
>What have you been up to?
>snch !
I have been starting a great adventure, having spent years waiting for
the right moment.
>>>>>>>I have spluttered bananna all over my keyboard!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You could cook a meal with the stuff that gets spilt, spat and spurted
>>>>>>over the collective a.f.e-i keyboards. Add some cafe music, candles,
>>>>>>and a fine wine, and, voila! you have a romantic meal.
>>>>>Yup a meal for one, and your CPU !
>>>>
>>>>Is that available at Morrisons? :)
>>>God knows what's available there!, I just wanted to laugh..Then lick
>>>your greasy plate in a Cumbrian manner:)
>>
>>Ah, the tongue that reaches parts ordinary tongues cannot reach!
>Thats the one, it's very long ...Look <pokes tounge out and flicks it
>about a bit>
Whhhoooh! <in the manner of the little aliens in the claw machine>
>>Professional cleaning power! :)
>>You should have asked. I have never seen a plate licked in a Cumbrian
>>manner, it sounds quite erotic. :)
>NO it was OK, I couldn't eat,or lick too nervous :)
Morrisons to be cheerful, part three - it helps as part of a calorie
controlled diet.
>>
>>>>>>>& PS For HJGP I can't put it down: Maktub!:) :) :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It is written....
>>>>>:)
>>>>
>>>>Finding the treasure is only the start of the adventure! :)
>>>I'm coming:)
>>
>>I'm waiting! :)
>Hold on, wait there! <rushes off to find car keys>
Strains of Sam and Dave in the background....tapping foot
patiently....looks at watch......
Unknown
<I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>>>Oh damn! I,JM's starting to drift back into psycho mode!!!
>>
>>It's not been 3 months already has it?
>
>How do I convert three of your Earth Months into proper units?
Divide by Pi
Cipcia
Someones nicked my BM! Damn!......Shit.. hold on,the Aston Martin is in
the bottom garage.......Wait there!...Or shall I take the
2CV?....knitted yogurts, tank tops and all that barn conversion stuff,
Greenpeace stickers, baby on board...Bleugh!......Can I say that?
Now what was I doing?...Something important?....Nope it's gone
again...Short term mammory loss:)
Hugh
wrote:
You laughed you mammaries off again? We'd only just got them stuck
back on too!
Come in the Aston Martin, as long as I can sit in the back....
Aiken
Hugh wrote in message <364063fb...@news.u-net.com>...
>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 13:56:07 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <363f543d...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>net.com> writes
>>>On Tue, 3 Nov 1998 16:06:00 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <363ee698...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>net.com> writes
>>>><Sorbie Snip>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
>>>>>>>the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality'
..Is
>>>>>>>a hairdresser. True story.
>>>>>>LOL RAOFLMTO!
>>>>>
>>>>>Well I hope you can stick them back on! :)
>>>>Oh shit, I can't seem to manage on my own:)
>>>
>>>I will bring some duck tape with me and give you a hand....
>>Cheers you really are a gentleman.
>
>I try to be a gentle man.
>And a (temporarily suspended) scholar, too.
>
>>>>>
>>>>>You could cook a meal with the stuff that gets spilt, spat and spurted
>>>>>over the collective a.f.e-i keyboards. Add some cafe music, candles,
>>>>>and a fine wine, and, voila! you have a romantic meal.
>>>>Yup a meal for one, and your CPU !
>>>
>>>Is that available at Morrisons? :)
>>God knows what's available there!, I just wanted to laugh..Then lick
>>your greasy plate in a Cumbrian manner:)
>
>Ah, the tongue that reaches parts ordinary tongues cannot reach!
>You should have asked. I have never seen a plate licked in a Cumbrian
>manner, it sounds quite erotic. :)
>
about dinner time and ask to watch. If they tell you to piss off, wait 'til
it gets dark, then sneak up and peer through the dining room window. If
it's a good menu, voila. (dunno if they get their tits out, tho'...)
Aik.
Happy to assist.
Gary Robert Kelly
|>>>I'm coming:)
|>>
|>>I'm waiting! :)
|>Hold on, wait there! <rushes off to find car keys>
|
|Strains of Sam and Dave in the background....
"You won't stop talkin'! Bunnybunnyyapyapbunnyyaprabbit!" Oh, you said
SAM and Dave? I'll get me coat...
Gaz Kelly (_*_) blackbessSPLAThotmailPLOPcom
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Village/1408
"'Cause I'm evil...my middle name is Jeremy"
Cipcia
net.com> writes
>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 19:05:18 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <36407fbb...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>net.com> writes
>>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 14:53:57 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <364063fb...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 13:56:07 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>In article <363f543d...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>>>On Tue, 3 Nov 1998 16:06:00 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>In article <363ee698...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>>>><Sorbie Snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
>>>>>>>>>>>the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality'
>..Is
>>>>>>>>>>>a hairdresser. True story.
>>>>>>>>>>LOL RAOFLMTO!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Well I hope you can stick them back on! :)
>>>>>>>>Oh shit, I can't seem to manage on my own:)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I will bring some duck tape with me and give you a hand....
>>>>>>Cheers you really are a gentleman.
>>>>>
>>>>>I try to be a gentle man.
>>>>>And a (temporarily suspended) scholar, too.
>>>
>>>I certainly have. But not from a great height, fortunately.
>>>
>>>>What have you been up to?
>>>>snch !
>>>
>>>I have been starting a great adventure, having spent years waiting for
>>>the right moment.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You could cook a meal with the stuff that gets spilt, spat and spurted
>>>>>>>>>over the collective a.f.e-i keyboards. Add some cafe music, candles,
>>>>>>>>>and a fine wine, and, voila! you have a romantic meal.
>>>>>>>>Yup a meal for one, and your CPU !
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Is that available at Morrisons? :)
>>>>>>God knows what's available there!, I just wanted to laugh..Then lick
>>>>>>your greasy plate in a Cumbrian manner:)
>>>>>
>>>>>Ah, the tongue that reaches parts ordinary tongues cannot reach!
>>>>about a bit>
>>>
>>>Whhhoooh! <in the manner of the little aliens in the claw machine>
>>>
>>>>>You should have asked. I have never seen a plate licked in a Cumbrian
>>>>>manner, it sounds quite erotic. :)
>>>
>>>Morrisons to be cheerful, part three - it helps as part of a calorie
>>>controlled diet.
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>& PS For HJGP I can't put it down: Maktub!:) :) :)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>It is written....
>>>>>>>>:)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Finding the treasure is only the start of the adventure! :)
>>>>>
>>>>>I'm waiting! :)
>>>>Hold on, wait there! <rushes off to find car keys>
>>>
>>>patiently....looks at watch......
>>
>>Someones nicked my BM! Damn!......Shit.. hold on,the Aston Martin is in
>>the bottom garage.......Wait there!...Or shall I take the
>>2CV?....knitted yogurts, tank tops and all that barn conversion stuff,
>>Greenpeace stickers, baby on board...Bleugh!......Can I say that?
>>Now what was I doing?...Something important?....Nope it's gone
>>again...Short term mammory loss:)
>
>You laughed you mammaries off again? We'd only just got them stuck
>back on too!
snch
Now we'll have to do it all over again:)
>
>Come in the Aston Martin,
> as long as I can sit in the back....
Robbie Robinson
>
> On Thu, 5 Nov 1998 10:43:06 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <364178b0...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
> >net.com> writes
> >>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 23:55:33 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
> >>
> >>>>Come in the Aston Martin,
> >>>What like on Harry met Sally?
> >>
> >>Morrisons, and you can do your Meg Ryan stuff there! :)
> >Doh! You know, I am amazed how thick I can be at times :)
>
> Hmmm. Now I feel thick. :)
>
> >>>> as long as I can sit in the back....
> >>>Er...yeah ...OK..WHatever you fancy........
> >>
> >Ahhhhhhhhh......Oh dear I really wasnt being astute enough there was I?
>
> <feels Very Small>
>
> >Shall we get married on the 4th of July, or will you be busy?
> >snch <G>
>
> I'd love to. Robbie can bring some fireworks!
>
> Hugh
I'll be glad to get you the fireworks but you'll have to light em
yourself:) The 4th is my birthday and I'm not working unless you offer
some real perks.
Fireworks are illegal around here so I'll have to do a deal with the
guy that supplies the semi-automatics to the local gangs. I hate that,
he keeps trying to palm off an ancient rocket launcher on me. The
thing would probably malfunction the first shot.
It'll cost you a bit more if he makes it a condition that I take the
launcher if I want the fireworks.
I'm lucky to still be around to get yer fireworks.
I was doing a fluff job on I,JM with my iddy biddy volumiser after he passed
out Monday night. It was taking forever because of the damn mousse and the
fact I was in the form of a small wax voodoo doll at the time. I was
about half done when he rolled over in his sleep and squished me :(
I was a bit pissed off at him already because he wraped me up in the FAQ
and I could only see the show through the little peephole I punched in
the paper. There was only had a view of what was right in front of me and
I kept on sneezing like there were some of those damn roses I'm allergic
to around. Disengaging myself from the squished voodoo doll took forever
and gave me a headache.
OOOOOh go away,
Naked Lunch just came on my 40 inch screen.
I've always luved that beetle.
The talking asshole remindes me of so many
people I've worked and lived with.<sigh...ah the memories>
Robbie
Hugh
wrote:
>
>Hugh wrote in message <364063fb...@news.u-net.com>...
>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 13:56:07 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>In article <363f543d...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>net.com> writes
>>>>On Tue, 3 Nov 1998 16:06:00 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <363ee698...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>><Sorbie Snip>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
>>>>>>>>the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality'
>..Is
>>>>>>>>a hairdresser. True story.
>>>>>>>LOL RAOFLMTO!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Well I hope you can stick them back on! :)
>>>>>Oh shit, I can't seem to manage on my own:)
>>>>
>>>>I will bring some duck tape with me and give you a hand....
>>>Cheers you really are a gentleman.
>>
>>I try to be a gentle man.
>>And a (temporarily suspended) scholar, too.
>>
>>>>>>>I have spluttered bananna all over my keyboard!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You could cook a meal with the stuff that gets spilt, spat and spurted
>>>>>>over the collective a.f.e-i keyboards. Add some cafe music, candles,
>>>>>>and a fine wine, and, voila! you have a romantic meal.
>>>>>Yup a meal for one, and your CPU !
>>>>
>>>>Is that available at Morrisons? :)
>>>God knows what's available there!, I just wanted to laugh..Then lick
>>>your greasy plate in a Cumbrian manner:)
>>
>>Ah, the tongue that reaches parts ordinary tongues cannot reach!
>>Professional cleaning power! :)
>>You should have asked. I have never seen a plate licked in a Cumbrian
>>manner, it sounds quite erotic. :)
>>
>You go to (sort of) north wales, find a great big house, knock on the door
>about dinner time and ask to watch. If they tell you to piss off, wait 'til
>it gets dark, then sneak up and peer through the dining room window. If
>it's a good menu, voila. (dunno if they get their tits out, tho'...)
>
>Aik.
>
>Happy to assist.
>
Cheers. And while you are busy watching the good folk from
Llaneghligogotwat licking their plates, they have sent their demented
14 year old round to your house with a can of petrol and a box of
matches.
Hugh
<Xblac...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Hugh wrote in message <36407fbb...@news.u-net.com>...
>
>|>>>I'm coming:)
>|>>
>|>>I'm waiting! :)
>
>|>Hold on, wait there! <rushes off to find car keys>
>|
>|Strains of Sam and Dave in the background....
>
>"You won't stop talkin'! Bunnybunnyyapyapbunnyyaprabbit!" Oh, you said
>SAM and Dave? I'll get me coat...
Ye gods, do you remember 'Toast' too?
Cipcia
net.com> writes>wrote:
>
>>
snch
Cipcia
net.com> writes
>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 20:51:35 -0000, "Gary Robert Kelly"
><Xblac...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Hugh wrote in message <36407fbb...@news.u-net.com>...
>>
>>|>>>I'm coming:)
>>|>>
>>|>>I'm waiting! :)
>>
>>|>Hold on, wait there! <rushes off to find car keys>
>>|
>>|Strains of Sam and Dave in the background....
>>
>>"You won't stop talkin'! Bunnybunnyyapyapbunnyyaprabbit!" Oh, you said
>>SAM and Dave? I'll get me coat...
>
>Ye gods, do you remember 'Toast' too?
>
lay may hat that's my home"
But *Which* hat?
Hugh
wrote:
>In article <3640b38d...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>net.com> writes
>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 19:05:18 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>In article <36407fbb...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>net.com> writes
>>>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 14:53:57 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <364063fb...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 13:56:07 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In article <363f543d...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>>>>On Tue, 3 Nov 1998 16:06:00 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>In article <363ee698...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>>>>><Sorbie Snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
>>>>>>>>>>>>the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality'
>>..Is
>>>>>>>>>>>>a hairdresser. True story.
>>>>>>>>>>>LOL RAOFLMTO!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Well I hope you can stick them back on! :)
>>>>>>>>>Oh shit, I can't seem to manage on my own:)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I will bring some duck tape with me and give you a hand....
>>>>>>>Cheers you really are a gentleman.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I try to be a gentle man.
>>>>>>And a (temporarily suspended) scholar, too.
>>>>>Sounds like you have been suspended :)
>>>>
>>>>I certainly have. But not from a great height, fortunately.
>>>>
>>>>>What have you been up to?
>>>>>snch !
>>>>
>>>>I have been starting a great adventure, having spent years waiting for
>>>>the right moment.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I have spluttered bananna all over my keyboard!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You could cook a meal with the stuff that gets spilt, spat and spurted
>>>>>>>>>>over the collective a.f.e-i keyboards. Add some cafe music, candles,
>>>>>>>>>>and a fine wine, and, voila! you have a romantic meal.
>>>>>>>>>Yup a meal for one, and your CPU !
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Is that available at Morrisons? :)
>>>>>>>God knows what's available there!, I just wanted to laugh..Then lick
>>>>>>>your greasy plate in a Cumbrian manner:)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ah, the tongue that reaches parts ordinary tongues cannot reach!
>>>>>Thats the one, it's very long ...Look <pokes tounge out and flicks it
>>>>>about a bit>
>>>>
>>>>Whhhoooh! <in the manner of the little aliens in the claw machine>
>>>>
>>>>>>Professional cleaning power! :)
>>>>>>You should have asked. I have never seen a plate licked in a Cumbrian
>>>>>>manner, it sounds quite erotic. :)
>>>>>NO it was OK, I couldn't eat,or lick too nervous :)
>>>>
>>>>Morrisons to be cheerful, part three - it helps as part of a calorie
>>>>controlled diet.
>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>& PS For HJGP I can't put it down: Maktub!:) :) :)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>It is written....
>>>>>>>>>:)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Finding the treasure is only the start of the adventure! :)
>>>>>>>I'm coming:)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I'm waiting! :)
>>>>>Hold on, wait there! <rushes off to find car keys>
>>>>
>>>>Strains of Sam and Dave in the background....tapping foot
>>>>patiently....looks at watch......
>>>
>>>Someones nicked my BM! Damn!......Shit.. hold on,the Aston Martin is in
>>>the bottom garage.......Wait there!...Or shall I take the
>>>2CV?....knitted yogurts, tank tops and all that barn conversion stuff,
>>>Greenpeace stickers, baby on board...Bleugh!......Can I say that?
>>>Now what was I doing?...Something important?....Nope it's gone
>>>again...Short term mammory loss:)
>>
>>You laughed you mammaries off again? We'd only just got them stuck
>>back on too!
>Aint that always the way! :)
>snch
>Now we'll have to do it all over again:)
I'll have to try something stickier next time. :)
>>Come in the Aston Martin,
>What like on Harry met Sally?
I meant like in the Bond movies, but we can stop off in a cafe, say in
Morrisons, and you can do your Meg Ryan stuff there! :)
>> as long as I can sit in the back....
>Er...yeah ...OK..WHatever you fancy........
It's just that I'd hate to be prematurely ejected.
Hugh
Aiken
Hugh wrote in message <3640eb39...@news.u-net.com>...>wrote:
>
>>
>>Hugh wrote in message <364063fb...@news.u-net.com>...
>>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 13:56:07 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <363f543d...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>On Tue, 3 Nov 1998 16:06:00 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>In article <363ee698...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>><Sorbie Snip>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I
read
>>>>>>>>>the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality'
>>..Is
>>>>>>>>>a hairdresser. True story.
>>>>>>>>LOL RAOFLMTO!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Well I hope you can stick them back on! :)
>>>>>>Oh shit, I can't seem to manage on my own:)
>>>>>
>>>>>I will bring some duck tape with me and give you a hand....
>>>>Cheers you really are a gentleman.
>>>
>>>I try to be a gentle man.
>>>And a (temporarily suspended) scholar, too.
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You could cook a meal with the stuff that gets spilt, spat and
spurted
>>>>>>>over the collective a.f.e-i keyboards. Add some cafe music, candles,
>>>>>>>and a fine wine, and, voila! you have a romantic meal.
>>>>>>Yup a meal for one, and your CPU !
>>>>>
>>>>>Is that available at Morrisons? :)
>>>>God knows what's available there!, I just wanted to laugh..Then lick
>>>>your greasy plate in a Cumbrian manner:)
>>>
>>>Ah, the tongue that reaches parts ordinary tongues cannot reach!
>>>You should have asked. I have never seen a plate licked in a Cumbrian
>>>manner, it sounds quite erotic. :)
>>>
>>about dinner time and ask to watch. If they tell you to piss off, wait
'til
>>it gets dark, then sneak up and peer through the dining room window. If
>>it's a good menu, voila. (dunno if they get their tits out, tho'...)
>>
>>Aik.
>>
>>Happy to assist.
>>
>
>Cheers. And while you are busy watching the good folk from
>Llaneghligogotwat licking their plates, they have sent their demented
>14 year old round to your house with a can of petrol and a box of
>matches.
's just a neighbourly thing at this time 'o' year ;)
Aik
Cipcia
net.com> writes
>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 23:55:33 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <3640b38d...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>net.com> writes
>>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 19:05:18 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <36407fbb...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 14:53:57 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>In article <364063fb...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 13:56:07 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>In article <363f543d...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 3 Nov 1998 16:06:00 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>In article <363ee698...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>>>>>><Sorbie Snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
>>>>>>>>>>>>>the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality'
>>>..Is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>a hairdresser. True story.
>>>>>>>>>>>>LOL RAOFLMTO!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Well I hope you can stick them back on! :)
>>>>>>>>>>Oh shit, I can't seem to manage on my own:)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I will bring some duck tape with me and give you a hand....
>>>>>>>>Cheers you really are a gentleman.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I try to be a gentle man.
>>>>>>>And a (temporarily suspended) scholar, too.
>>>>>
>>>>>I certainly have. But not from a great height, fortunately.
>>>>>
>>>>>>What have you been up to?
>>>>>>snch !
>>>>>
>>>>>I have been starting a great adventure, having spent years waiting for
>>>>>the right moment.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>You could cook a meal with the stuff that gets spilt, spat and spurted
>>>>>>>>>>>over the collective a.f.e-i keyboards. Add some cafe music, candles,
>>>>>>>>>>>and a fine wine, and, voila! you have a romantic meal.
>>>>>>>>>>Yup a meal for one, and your CPU !
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Is that available at Morrisons? :)
>>>>>>>>God knows what's available there!, I just wanted to laugh..Then lick
>>>>>>>>your greasy plate in a Cumbrian manner:)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Ah, the tongue that reaches parts ordinary tongues cannot reach!
>>>>>>about a bit>
>>>>>
>>>>>Whhhoooh! <in the manner of the little aliens in the claw machine>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>You should have asked. I have never seen a plate licked in a Cumbrian
>>>>>>>manner, it sounds quite erotic. :)
>
>>> as long as I can sit in the back....
>>Er...yeah ...OK..WHatever you fancy........
>
>It's just that I'd hate to be prematurely ejected.
snch <G>
Hugh
wrote:
>In article <3640eb39...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>net.com> writes
>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 23:51:52 -0000, "Aiken" <deletet...@tesco.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>Hugh wrote in message <364063fb...@news.u-net.com>...
>>>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 13:56:07 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <363f543d...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>>On Tue, 3 Nov 1998 16:06:00 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In article <363ee698...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>>><Sorbie Snip>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
>>>>>>>>>>the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality'
>>>..Is
>>>>>>>>>>a hairdresser. True story.
>>>>>>>>>LOL RAOFLMTO!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Well I hope you can stick them back on! :)
>>>>>>>Oh shit, I can't seem to manage on my own:)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I will bring some duck tape with me and give you a hand....
>>>>>Cheers you really are a gentleman.
>>>>
>>>>I try to be a gentle man.
>>>>And a (temporarily suspended) scholar, too.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I have spluttered bananna all over my keyboard!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You could cook a meal with the stuff that gets spilt, spat and spurted
>>>>>>>>over the collective a.f.e-i keyboards. Add some cafe music, candles,
>>>>>>>>and a fine wine, and, voila! you have a romantic meal.
>>>>>>>Yup a meal for one, and your CPU !
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Is that available at Morrisons? :)
>>>>>God knows what's available there!, I just wanted to laugh..Then lick
>>>>>your greasy plate in a Cumbrian manner:)
>>>>
>>>>Ah, the tongue that reaches parts ordinary tongues cannot reach!
>>>>Professional cleaning power! :)
>>>>You should have asked. I have never seen a plate licked in a Cumbrian
>>>>manner, it sounds quite erotic. :)
>>>>
>>>You go to (sort of) north wales, find a great big house, knock on the door
>>>about dinner time and ask to watch. If they tell you to piss off, wait 'til
>>>it gets dark, then sneak up and peer through the dining room window. If
>>>it's a good menu, voila. (dunno if they get their tits out, tho'...)
>>>
>>>Aik.
>>>
>>>Happy to assist.
>>>
>>
>>Cheers. And while you are busy watching the good folk from
>>Llaneghligogotwat licking their plates, they have sent their demented
>>14 year old round to your house with a can of petrol and a box of
>>matches.
>You can't say that ! :)
>snch
It's all right, I have friends who are Welsh. :)
Hugh
wrote:
>In article <364178b0...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>net.com> writes
>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 23:55:33 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>In article <3640b38d...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>net.com> writes
>>>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 19:05:18 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <36407fbb...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 14:53:57 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In article <364063fb...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>>>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 13:56:07 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>In article <363f543d...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 3 Nov 1998 16:06:00 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>In article <363ee698...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>>>>>>>>>>>net.com> writes
>>>>>>>>>>><Sorbie Snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Once, a student nurse admitted a man to a surgical ward. When I read
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the notes, she had written under the section entitled 'sexuality'
>>>>..Is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a hairdresser. True story.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>LOL RAOFLMTO!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Well I hope you can stick them back on! :)
>>>>>>>>>>>Oh shit, I can't seem to manage on my own:)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I will bring some duck tape with me and give you a hand....
>>>>>>>>>Cheers you really are a gentleman.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I try to be a gentle man.
>>>>>>>>And a (temporarily suspended) scholar, too.
>>>>>>>Sounds like you have been suspended :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I certainly have. But not from a great height, fortunately.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>What have you been up to?
>>>>>>>snch !
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I have been starting a great adventure, having spent years waiting for
>>>>>>the right moment.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I have spluttered bananna all over my keyboard!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>You could cook a meal with the stuff that gets spilt, spat and spurted
>>>>>>>>>>>>over the collective a.f.e-i keyboards. Add some cafe music, candles,
>>>>>>>>>>>>and a fine wine, and, voila! you have a romantic meal.
>>>>>>>>>>>Yup a meal for one, and your CPU !
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Is that available at Morrisons? :)
>>>>>>>>>God knows what's available there!, I just wanted to laugh..Then lick
>>>>>>>>>your greasy plate in a Cumbrian manner:)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Ah, the tongue that reaches parts ordinary tongues cannot reach!
>>>>>>>Thats the one, it's very long ...Look <pokes tounge out and flicks it
>>>>>>>about a bit>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Whhhoooh! <in the manner of the little aliens in the claw machine>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Professional cleaning power! :)
>>>>>>>>You should have asked. I have never seen a plate licked in a Cumbrian
>>>>>>>>manner, it sounds quite erotic. :)
Hmmm. Now I feel thick. :)
>>>> as long as I can sit in the back....
>>>Er...yeah ...OK..WHatever you fancy........
>>
>>It's just that I'd hate to be prematurely ejected.
>Ahhhhhhhhh......Oh dear I really wasnt being astute enough there was I?
<feels Very Small>
>Shall we get married on the 4th of July, or will you be busy?
>snch <G>
I'd love to. Robbie can bring some fireworks!
Hugh
Hugh
wrote:
>In article <36416f6e...@news.u-net.com>, Hugh <hugh@chance.u-
>net.com> writes
>>On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 20:51:35 -0000, "Gary Robert Kelly"
>><Xblac...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Hugh wrote in message <36407fbb...@news.u-net.com>...
>>>
>>>|>>>I'm coming:)
>>>|>>
>>>|>>I'm waiting! :)
>>>
>>>|>Hold on, wait there! <rushes off to find car keys>
>>>|
>>>|Strains of Sam and Dave in the background....
>>>
>>>"You won't stop talkin'! Bunnybunnyyapyapbunnyyaprabbit!" Oh, you said
>>>SAM and Dave? I'll get me coat...
>>
>>Ye gods, do you remember 'Toast' too?
>>
>Wasnt poor Paul Young in that...Or whatever he's called "Where ever I
>lay may hat that's my home"
>But *Which* hat?
Billy Blue Hat's hat. Percy Purple Hat has run off with Roger Red
Hat, to the woods just outside the village with Three Corners.
Allegedly.
Hugh
How about being a bridesmaid? Hopefully, Eddie will be best man, so
you might get a real perk!
>Fireworks are illegal around here so I'll have to do a deal with the
>guy that supplies the semi-automatics to the local gangs. I hate that,
>he keeps trying to palm off an ancient rocket launcher on me. The
>thing would probably malfunction the first shot.
>It'll cost you a bit more if he makes it a condition that I take the
>launcher if I want the fireworks.
I could find some uses for a rocket launcher right now. I guess that
if that is part of the deal, so be it. As long as the fireworks are
not Chinese.
>I'm lucky to still be around to get yer fireworks.
>I was doing a fluff job on I,JM with my iddy biddy volumiser after he passed
>out Monday night. It was taking forever because of the damn mousse and the
>fact I was in the form of a small wax voodoo doll at the time. I was
>about half done when he rolled over in his sleep and squished me :(
He must have thought you were his pod. It could have been worse for
you.....
>I was a bit pissed off at him already because he wraped me up in the FAQ
>and I could only see the show through the little peephole I punched in
>the paper. There was only had a view of what was right in front of me and
>I kept on sneezing like there were some of those damn roses I'm allergic
>to around. Disengaging myself from the squished voodoo doll took forever
>and gave me a headache.
Oh, poor you! So you did not see the show properly! All that effort
wasted. You should have sent the doll to someone a little more
sympathetic.
>OOOOOh go away,
>Naked Lunch just came on my 40 inch screen.
>I've always luved that beetle.
>The talking asshole remindes me of so many
>people I've worked and lived with.<sigh...ah the memories>
LOL! :)
I have worked with people who have mental constipation with verbal
overflow...
Hugh
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Cipcia
<gavin...@earthlink.net> writes
Hugh has some fine perks as well Mannaz knows :)
>Fireworks are illegal around here so I'll have to do a deal with the
>guy that supplies the semi-automatics to the local gangs.
lol..Don't you just love America :)
> I hate that,
>he keeps trying to palm off an ancient rocket launcher on me. The
>thing would probably malfunction the first shot.
Get your angle of trejectory right then! (yes I know, I can't spell)
>It'll cost you a bit more if he makes it a condition that I take the
>launcher if I want the fireworks.
>
>I'm lucky to still be around to get yer fireworks.
>I was doing a fluff job on I,JM with my iddy biddy volumiser after he passed
>out Monday night.
Nice and fluffy then, did you remember the wax? and the hair slides?
> It was taking forever because of the damn mousse and the
>fact I was in the form of a small wax voodoo doll at the time. I was
>about half done when he rolled over in his sleep and squished me :(
>I was a bit pissed off at him already because he wraped me up in the FAQ
>and I could only see the show through the little peephole I punched in
>the paper. There was only had a view of what was right in front of me and
>I kept on sneezing like there were some of those damn roses I'm allergic
>to around. Disengaging myself from the squished voodoo doll took forever
>and gave me a headache.
God that sounds like hell !
>
>OOOOOh go away,
>Naked Lunch just came on my 40 inch screen.
What? You Americans have such big monitors:) You know what they say?
"Big screen = huge tits!"
>I've always luved that beetle.
Ahhh the beetle..Scarab? Or Horny?
>The talking asshole remindes me of so many
>people I've worked and lived with.<sigh...ah the memories>
Oh you have that cyber pet too :)
--
Cipcia.
Struck numb by the wild blizzard of hedonism and juxtaposed body parts
in an age old mating ritual?
Robbie Robinson
Ooooh yes yes! Can we all wear PVC and black leather?
However, I do find it difficult to pretend I'm a maiden while
wearing leather biker gear. Do you think Eddie would go for it?
> >Fireworks are illegal around here so I'll have to do a deal with the
> >guy that supplies the semi-automatics to the local gangs. I hate that,
> >he keeps trying to palm off an ancient rocket launcher on me. The
> >thing would probably malfunction the first shot.
> >It'll cost you a bit more if he makes it a condition that I take the
> >launcher if I want the fireworks.
>
> I could find some uses for a rocket launcher right now. I guess that
> if that is part of the deal, so be it. As long as the fireworks are
> not Chinese.
Waz a matter with Chinese fireworks?
I think the antique launcher was Chineese made during the
Korean War.
Now what could we do with the rocket launcher.
I'm sure we could use it to fling stuff other than scuds or whatever.
We could get really creative.
Does anybody know the coordinates of I,JM's house?
> >I'm lucky to still be around to get yer fireworks.
> >I was doing a fluff job on I,JM with my iddy biddy volumiser after he passed
> >out Monday night. It was taking forever because of the damn mousse and the
> >fact I was in the form of a small wax voodoo doll at the time. I was
> >about half done when he rolled over in his sleep and squished me :(
>
> He must have thought you were his pod. It could have been worse for
> you.....
Pod? What pod? And what does I,JM do to his pod at night?
Should I have been *really* worried?
> >I was a bit pissed off at him already because he wraped me up in the FAQ
> >and I could only see the show through the little peephole I punched in
> >the paper. There was only had a view of what was right in front of me and
> >I kept on sneezing like there were some of those damn roses I'm allergic
> >to around. Disengaging myself from the squished voodoo doll took forever
> >and gave me a headache.
>
> Oh, poor you! So you did not see the show properly! All that effort
> wasted. You should have sent the doll to someone a little more
> sympathetic.
I know, but I,JM was the only one that offered.
I knew it was a risky proposition.
I just couldn't resist asking if Eddie was gay
after I read the FAQ. I like to live dangerously :p
> >OOOOOh go away,
> >Naked Lunch just came on my 40 inch screen.
> >I've always luved that beetle.
> >The talking asshole remindes me of so many
> >people I've worked and lived with.<sigh...ah the memories>
>
> LOL! :)
>
> I have worked with people who have mental constipation with verbal
> overflow...
Oh, over the years I've had a wonderfully interesting collection
of roommates.
A junkie musician for 6 years. (Met him at a Mensa get together)
A schizopherinic half-japanese stipper whose Mormon grandparents
that raised her in Utah thought they were sending her money to attend college.
A child-molester on parole (I had no idea until the parole officer
showed up at the door one morning - out!)
A guy that telemarketed porno videos from the apartment:)
etc, etc. Not the cast of "Friends" here boy-o.
> Hugh
Robbie
Robbie Robinson
Maybe Mannaz should have a little talk with me so I'll know what to
expect;) Hugh offered the possibality of Eddie attending as bestman.
If Eddie was there the ceremony wouldn't happen since everybody
would be busy chasin' his ass :p
> >Fireworks are illegal around here so I'll have to do a deal with the
> >guy that supplies the semi-automatics to the local gangs.
> lol..Don't you just love America :)
Ya bet yer ass it's interesting. I use to live in Hollywood
near Jump Central. It's disconcerting to be walking along the
side walk and have somebody splat into the cement in front of you.
Most people only worry about pigeon do-do.
> > I hate that,
> >he keeps trying to palm off an ancient rocket launcher on me. The
> >thing would probably malfunction the first shot.
> Get your angle of trejectory right then! (yes I know, I can't spell)
I'm still trying to find somebody that knows the coordinates of
I,JM's abode.
> >It'll cost you a bit more if he makes it a condition that I take the
> >launcher if I want the fireworks.
> >
> >I'm lucky to still be around to get yer fireworks.
> >I was doing a fluff job on I,JM with my iddy biddy volumiser after he passed
> >out Monday night.
> Nice and fluffy then, did you remember the wax? and the hair slides?
I was workin' hard on it, but he squashed me before I really got 'em going.
> > It was taking forever because of the damn mousse and the
> >fact I was in the form of a small wax voodoo doll at the time. I was
> >about half done when he rolled over in his sleep and squished me :(
> >I was a bit pissed off at him already because he wraped me up in the FAQ
> >and I could only see the show through the little peephole I punched in
> >the paper. There was only had a view of what was right in front of me and
> >I kept on sneezing like there were some of those damn roses I'm allergic
> >to around. Disengaging myself from the squished voodoo doll took forever
> >and gave me a headache.
> God that sounds like hell !
Yes it was! You don't happen to know the coordinates of I,JM's house
do you?
> >OOOOOh go away,
> >Naked Lunch just came on my 40 inch screen.
> What? You Americans have such big monitors:) You know what they say?
> "Big screen = huge tits!"
I need to have everything big to keep my body parts looking
proportional to their surroundings.
> >I've always luved that beetle.
> Ahhh the beetle..Scarab? Or Horny?
Ohh, lets see. Lee's (Burrough's) typewritter.
That was Scarab wasn't it? He talked out of the
asshole in his thorax. Poor fellow died after they
tortured him.
> >The talking asshole remindes me of so many
> >people I've worked and lived with.<sigh...ah the memories>
>
> Oh you have that cyber pet too :)
Oh, many of them over the years.
I've finally given up the big apartment that required a
roommate and moved into a little hole I can call mine.
I got tired of them moving out and dumping their cat
on me. They all would live like oh 10 more years.
I felt responsible for them, couldn't just kick em
out in the street. I ended up with 4 of them eventually.
They were more dependable than the roommates, though.
Robbie
Cipcia
<gavin...@earthlink.net> writes
<huge snip>
>
>Maybe Mannaz should have a little talk with me so I'll know what to
>expect;)
> Hugh offered the possibality of Eddie attending as bestman.
>If Eddie was there the ceremony wouldn't happen since everybody
>would be busy chasin' his ass :p
>
>> >Fireworks are illegal around here so I'll have to do a deal with the
>> >guy that supplies the semi-automatics to the local gangs.
>> lol..Don't you just love America :)
>
>Ya bet yer ass it's interesting. I use to live in Hollywood
>near Jump Central. It's disconcerting to be walking along the
>side walk and have somebody splat into the cement in front of you.
>Most people only worry about pigeon do-do.
>
>> > I hate that,
>> >he keeps trying to palm off an ancient rocket launcher on me. The
>> >thing would probably malfunction the first shot.
>> Get your angle of trejectory right then! (yes I know, I can't spell)
>
>I'm still trying to find somebody that knows the coordinates of
>I,JM's abode.
>
>> >It'll cost you a bit more if he makes it a condition that I take the
>> >launcher if I want the fireworks.
>> >
>> >I'm lucky to still be around to get yer fireworks.
>> >I was doing a fluff job on I,JM with my iddy biddy volumiser after he passed
>> >out Monday night.
>> Nice and fluffy then, did you remember the wax? and the hair slides?
>
>I was workin' hard on it, but he squashed me before I really got 'em going.
>
>> > It was taking forever because of the damn mousse and the
>> >fact I was in the form of a small wax voodoo doll at the time. I was
>> >about half done when he rolled over in his sleep and squished me :(
>> >I was a bit pissed off at him already because he wraped me up in the FAQ
>> >and I could only see the show through the little peephole I punched in
>> >the paper. There was only had a view of what was right in front of me and
>> >I kept on sneezing like there were some of those damn roses I'm allergic
>> >to around. Disengaging myself from the squished voodoo doll took forever
>> >and gave me a headache.
>> God that sounds like hell !
>
>Yes it was! You don't happen to know the coordinates of I,JM's house
>do you?
that any help?
>
>> >OOOOOh go away,
>> >Naked Lunch just came on my 40 inch screen.
>> What? You Americans have such big monitors:) You know what they say?
>> "Big screen = huge tits!"
>
>I need to have everything big to keep my body parts looking
>proportional to their surroundings.
>
>> >I've always luved that beetle.
>> Ahhh the beetle..Scarab? Or Horny?
>
>Ohh, lets see. Lee's (Burrough's) typewritter.
>That was Scarab wasn't it? He talked out of the
>asshole in his thorax. Poor fellow died after they
>tortured him.
something sane to read,and I put Naked Lunch back down again...Someone
asked me to read it, and then give my opinion......I can't be
bothered......So can you give me your opinion, then they will stop
hassling me about..."Have you finished it yet? What did you think?"
>
>> >The talking asshole remindes me of so many
>> >people I've worked and lived with.<sigh...ah the memories>
>>
>> Oh you have that cyber pet too :)
>
>Oh, many of them over the years.
>I've finally given up the big apartment that required a
>roommate and moved into a little hole I can call mine.
>I got tired of them moving out and dumping their cat
>on me. They all would live like oh 10 more years.
>I felt responsible for them, couldn't just kick em
>out in the street. I ended up with 4 of them eventually.
>They were more dependable than the roommates, though.
--
Cipcia.
Enchante, C'est une crise de foie?
Gary Robert Kelly
|>"You won't stop talkin'! Bunnybunnyyapyapbunnyyaprabbit!" Oh, you
said
|>SAM and Dave? I'll get me coat...
|
|Ye gods, do you remember 'Toast' too?
Oh yes. And 'Love Is Like Oxygen' by the Sweet. And Get It Together
presented by Roy Nork. And End Of Part One with Barry Cryer & Anna
Dawson. And my Auntie's copies of My Guy featuring pin-ups of John
Travolta, Leif Garrett and Nicholas Ball.
And Texan bars.
Gaz Kelly (_*_) blackbessSPLAThotmailPLOPcom
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Village/1408
"I'm barmy! Barmy barmy barmy!"
Hugh
<Xblac...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Hugh wrote in message <36416f6e...@news.u-net.com>...
>|On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 20:51:35 -0000, "Gary Robert Kelly"
>|<Xblac...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>|>"You won't stop talkin'! Bunnybunnyyapyapbunnyyaprabbit!" Oh, you
>said
>|>SAM and Dave? I'll get me coat...
>|
>|Ye gods, do you remember 'Toast' too?
>
>Oh yes. And 'Love Is Like Oxygen' by the Sweet. And Get It Together
>presented by Roy Nork. And End Of Part One with Barry Cryer & Anna
>Dawson. And my Auntie's copies of My Guy featuring pin-ups of John
>Travolta, Leif Garrett and Nicholas Ball.
What about Jackie, or the Bay City Rollers....or Mud.....or The
Thymes ( I saw them in Stroud in 1975)
Loz Pycock
wrote:
<SNIP>
>>Yes it was! You don't happen to know the coordinates of I,JM's house
>>do you?
>Nope..i have forgotten his address too! Damn...Somewhere down south:) Is
>that any help?
You mean he lives somewhere near me? Bloody hell... I won't feel safe
walking the streets any more...
>Cipcia.
>
>Enchante, C'est une crise de foie?
Loz.
"I don't want to shoot anyone in the back," "Well, shoot them in the front they'll still fall over." Stella Street.
"I will be your namesake, I will be your headache, I will be your wit's end, I will be your girlfriend." Dubstar, 'I will be your girlfriend'.
Cipcia
<LPc...@mcmail.com> writes
>>>do you?
>>that any help?
>You mean he lives somewhere near me? Bloody hell... I won't feel safe
>walking the streets any more...
mousse.
--
Cipcia
<Xblac...@hotmail.com> writes
>Hugh wrote in message <36416f6e...@news.u-net.com>...
>|On Wed, 4 Nov 1998 20:51:35 -0000, "Gary Robert Kelly"
>|<Xblac...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>|>"You won't stop talkin'! Bunnybunnyyapyapbunnyyaprabbit!" Oh, you
>said
>|>SAM and Dave? I'll get me coat...
>|
>|Ye gods, do you remember 'Toast' too?
>
>Oh yes. And 'Love Is Like Oxygen' by the Sweet. And Get It Together
>presented by Roy Nork. And End Of Part One with Barry Cryer & Anna
>Dawson. And my Auntie's copies of My Guy featuring pin-ups of John
>Travolta, Leif Garrett and Nicholas Ball.
>
Oh Texan bars a mighty good chew:)
Gary Robert Kelly
|Oh Texan bars a mighty good chew:)
But can you get enough of those Blue Riband blues?
Gary Robert Kelly
|I can't read naked Lunch, I keep trying, but then someone gives me
|something sane to read,and I put Naked Lunch back down again...
I'm still about 30 pages from the end. I finished 'Cities of the Red
Night' and 'Interzone' though.
Cipcia
<Xblac...@hotmail.com> writes
>Cipcia wrote in message ...
>
>|I can't read naked Lunch, I keep trying, but then someone gives me
>|something sane to read,and I put Naked Lunch back down again...
>
>I'm still about 30 pages from the end. I finished 'Cities of the Red
>Night' and 'Interzone' though.
>
Cipcia
>
>But can you get enough of those Blue Riband blues?
Stop stop..He's in my head.....Mint Cracknel to you!
Robbie Robinson
>
> On Fri, 06 Nov 1998 02:35:42 -0800, Robbie Robinson
> <gavin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> >> Hugh has some fine perks as well Mannaz knows :)
> >
> >Maybe Mannaz should have a little talk with me so I'll know what to
> >expect;)
>
> group>
>
> <whispers> Apparently he has the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino my
> dear.
Strange I didn't notice that before, I can ususally spot that from a
block away. Maybe it's something new from the mix of medications.
I better bring the cattle prod to control him whenever I need a
bathroom break or something.
> <Leads her back with a glazed look on her face>
<gives herself a good shake and pulls herself together>
All good and well, but is Eddie gonna be there?
For the reception, I want to re-stage the orgy scene from
Velvet Goldmine where Eddie had the over the top South
American dictator's uniform on.
It's fun popin' off all those gold buttons real slow.
It'll be hard to come up with that much Peruvian
Marching Powder, though.
> Love and metal do-dads
> Mannaz
Love and silicon toys
Robbie
Unknown
>What about Jackie, or the Bay City Rollers....or Mud.....or The
>Thymes ( I saw them in Stroud in 1975)
>
>Hugh
I was 4 in 1975
<runs off laughing manically>
Mannaz
-----------------------------------------------------
I hate to say it, but I like him so much better since
he died. That posthumous quality gives me a shiver.
Wild Palms
Mannaz's Hodge Podge
http://www.mannaz.mcmail.com
Norn Adoption Centre
http://www.mannaz.mcmail.com/norn/norns.htm
NornQuake
http://www.mannaz.mcmail.com/kill/quake.htm
-----------------------------------------------------
Unknown
<gavin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>> Hugh has some fine perks as well Mannaz knows :)
>
>Maybe Mannaz should have a little talk with me so I'll know what to
>expect;)
<Takes Robbie by the arm and leads her away from the rest of the
group>
<whispers> Apparently he has the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino my
dear.
<Leads her back with a glazed look on her face>
Love and metal do-dads
Gary Robert Kelly
|In article <724t0g$jkt$5...@newnews.global.net.uk>, Gary Robert Kelly
|<Xblac...@hotmail.com> writes
|>Cipcia wrote in message ...
|>
|>|Oh Texan bars a mighty good chew:)
|>
|>But can you get enough of those Blue Riband blues?
|
|Stop stop..He's in my head....
Ooh, nasty. I had Mollie Sugden in my kneecap once.
Gary Robert Kelly
|>|something sane to read,and I put Naked Lunch back down again...
|>
|>I'm still about 30 pages from the end. I finished 'Cities of the Red
|>Night' and 'Interzone' though.
|>
|Have you just had a period?
No, I've always liked skating on the beach with my dogs. It's my life!
Gaz Kelly (_*_) blackbessSPLAThotmailPLOPcom
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Village/1408
Recent listening: Nurse With Wound, "Large Ladies with Cake in the Oven"
(I thought records were great until I heard CDs!)
Loz Pycock
wrote:
>In article <3644c2c3...@news.mcmail.com>, Loz Pycock
><LPc...@mcmail.com> writes
>>On Sat, 7 Nov 1998 13:25:02 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>
>><SNIP>
>>>>Yes it was! You don't happen to know the coordinates of I,JM's house
>>>>do you?
>>>Nope..i have forgotten his address too! Damn...Somewhere down south:) Is
>>>that any help?
>>You mean he lives somewhere near me? Bloody hell... I won't feel safe
>>walking the streets any more...
>:) Easily spotted though in his ickle bunny outfit, dripping chololate
>mousse.
You obviously haven't seen the sort of people who live round my way ;)
>Cipcia.
>
>Enchante, C'est une crise de foie?
Ou est les Baggage? Ou sont les voyagers?
Robbie Robinson
>
> On Sun, 08 Nov 1998 22:40:46 -0800, Robbie Robinson
> <gavin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> <SNIP>
> >For the reception, I want to re-stage the orgy scene from
> >Velvet Goldmine where Eddie had the over the top South
> >American dictator's uniform on.
> >It's fun popin' off all those gold buttons real slow.
> >It'll be hard to come up with that much Peruvian
> >Marching Powder, though.
> >
> that close enough?
That's a good question, it's a damn sight cheaper.
Have you ever tried it up yer nose?
Would it facaliated the lengthening of the sexual act?
The irritation of the iching would cause blood engorgment
wouldn't it. Hummmmmm.... >:]
How does it measure up against the usual Hollywood
nose powder? All I could imagine is that it would give a new meaning
to 'you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours'... depending on where you
applied it. Maybe I,JM knows of some scientific study we can use as
a guide. I have my doubts about budget orgys :\
> >> Love and metal do-dads
> >> Mannaz
> >
> >Love and silicon toys
> >Robbie
> >
> Kisses from silicon boys,
>
> Loz.
Now where would boys put silicon?
Oh yes! I forgot about the plug thingy.
Never mind.
Robbie
I, James Mason
<LPc...@mcmail.com> writes
>On Sat, 7 Nov 1998 13:25:02 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
><SNIP>
>>>do you?
>>that any help?
>You mean he lives somewhere near me? Bloody hell... I won't feel safe
>walking the streets any more...
Hampshire, is that near you?
I,JM
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<LPc...@mcmail.com> writes
>On Sun, 8 Nov 1998 15:13:49 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <3644c2c3...@news.mcmail.com>, Loz Pycock
>><LPc...@mcmail.com> writes
>>>On Sat, 7 Nov 1998 13:25:02 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>><SNIP>
>>>>>do you?
>>>>that any help?
>>>You mean he lives somewhere near me? Bloody hell... I won't feel safe
>>>walking the streets any more...
>>mousse.
>
>You obviously haven't seen the sort of people who live round my way ;)
--
Loz Pycock
<gavin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
<SNIP>
>For the reception, I want to re-stage the orgy scene from
>Velvet Goldmine where Eddie had the over the top South
>American dictator's uniform on.
>It's fun popin' off all those gold buttons real slow.
>It'll be hard to come up with that much Peruvian
>Marching Powder, though.
>
Could we not improvise? I've got some Botswanan itching powder, is
that close enough?
>> Love and metal do-dads
>> Mannaz
>
>Love and silicon toys
>Robbie
>
Kisses from silicon boys,
Loz.
Loz Pycock
<I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>In article <3644c2c3...@news.mcmail.com>, Loz Pycock
><LPc...@mcmail.com> writes
>>On Sat, 7 Nov 1998 13:25:02 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>
>><SNIP>
>>>>Yes it was! You don't happen to know the coordinates of I,JM's house
>>>>do you?
>>>Nope..i have forgotten his address too! Damn...Somewhere down south:) Is
>>>that any help?
>>You mean he lives somewhere near me? Bloody hell... I won't feel safe
>>walking the streets any more...
>
>Hampshire, is that near you?
>
Phew, I'm safe :) No, I live on that Surrey-South London border.
>I,JM
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Loz.
Robbie Robinson
>
> Cipcia wrote in message ...
> ><gavin...@earthlink.net> writes
> >>Loz Pycock wrote:
> >>>
> >>> On Sun, 08 Nov 1998 22:40:46 -0800, Robbie Robinson
> >>> <gavin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> <SNIP>
> >>> >For the reception, I want to re-stage the orgy scene from
> >>> >Velvet Goldmine where Eddie had the over the top South
> >>> >American dictator's uniform on.
> >>> >It's fun popin' off all those gold buttons real slow.
> >>> >It'll be hard to come up with that much Peruvian
> >>> >Marching Powder, though.
> >>> >
> >>> Could we not improvise? I've got some Botswanan itching powder, is
> >>> that close enough?
> >>
> >>Have you ever tried it up yer nose?
> >ever!
> >Though the first time it burns like hell..Alledgedly ;)
> >Still that goes for a lot of things ;)
> >--
> >
> Tee hee. Reminds me of the time I substituted my ex-boyf's
> marching p for cornflour. I left the room for half an hour and
> when I got back he couldn't understand why he felt no buzz
> after 4 lines. The contents of his nose would have hung
> wallpaper.
Oh, that's going too far! Let's get real here.
No way would I try passing cornflour off on Eddie
as high grade drugs. Maybe the rest of you, but not
Eddie.
For a cheap high try sniffing a bottle of dark blue nailpolish ;)
Robbie
Random Companion
> Phew, I'm safe :) No, I live on that Surrey-South London border.
>
What, Tooting?
--
Random Companion
Cipcia
<gavin...@earthlink.net> writes
>Loz Pycock wrote:
>>
>> On Sun, 08 Nov 1998 22:40:46 -0800, Robbie Robinson
>> <gavin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>
>> <SNIP>
>> >For the reception, I want to re-stage the orgy scene from
>> >Velvet Goldmine where Eddie had the over the top South
>> >American dictator's uniform on.
>> >It's fun popin' off all those gold buttons real slow.
>> >It'll be hard to come up with that much Peruvian
>> >Marching Powder, though.
>> >
>> Could we not improvise? I've got some Botswanan itching powder, is
>> that close enough?
>
>That's a good question, it's a damn sight cheaper.
>Have you ever tried it up yer nose?
What about Vodka Snorting? Two teaspoons alledgedly is the best high
ever!
Though the first time it burns like hell..Alledgedly ;)
Still that goes for a lot of things ;)
--
delt...@my-dejanews.com
> On Sun, 08 Nov 1998 22:40:46 -0800, Robbie Robinson
> <gavin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> Could we not improvise? I've got some Botswanan itching powder, is
> that close enough?
BTW... what is your "Bostwanan itching powder" and how to get some ?
Sounds like a great funny stuff! ;^))
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Cipcia wrote in message ...
><gavin...@earthlink.net> writes
>>Loz Pycock wrote:
>>>
>>> >For the reception, I want to re-stage the orgy scene from
>>> >Velvet Goldmine where Eddie had the over the top South
>>> >American dictator's uniform on.
>>> >It's fun popin' off all those gold buttons real slow.
>>> >It'll be hard to come up with that much Peruvian
>>> >Marching Powder, though.
>>> >
>>> that close enough?
>>
>>Have you ever tried it up yer nose?
>What about Vodka Snorting? Two teaspoons alledgedly is the best high
>ever!
>Though the first time it burns like hell..Alledgedly ;)
>Still that goes for a lot of things ;)
>--
>
Loz Pycock
Near Croydon. I dare not be any more specific.
Random Companion
> Near Croydon. I dare not be any more specific.
>
This is the point where I find out that you're that annoying bitch next
door ...
Beddington Corner, how specific is that...
--
Random Companion
I, James Mason
<LPc...@mcmail.com> writes
>On Wed, 11 Nov 1998 12:36:51 +0000, ran...@panatropic.net (Random
>Companion) wrote:
>
>>Loz Pycock <LPc...@mcmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Phew, I'm safe :) No, I live on that Surrey-South London border.
>>>
>>What, Tooting?
>>
SM1 3JX ?
I, James Mason
<ran...@panatropic.net> writes
>Loz Pycock <LPc...@mcmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Phew, I'm safe :) No, I live on that Surrey-South London border.
>>
>What, Tooting?
I,JM <groan>
I, James Mason
>>
>door ...
The one who practises violin at 3 in the morning :-)
>Beddington Corner, how specific is that...
Mornington Crescent!
Oops, sorry, wrong game...
I,JM
I, James Mason
<LPc...@mcmail.com> writes>>In article <3644c2c3...@news.mcmail.com>, Loz Pycock
>><LPc...@mcmail.com> writes
>>>On Sat, 7 Nov 1998 13:25:02 +0000, Cipcia <Cip...@miron.demon.co.uk>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>><SNIP>
>>>>>Yes it was! You don't happen to know the coordinates of I,JM's house
>>>>>do you?
>>>>Nope..i have forgotten his address too! Damn...Somewhere down south:) Is
>>>>that any help?
>>>You mean he lives somewhere near me? Bloody hell... I won't feel safe
>>>walking the streets any more...
>>
>>Hampshire, is that near you?
>>
...but I'm *from* Middlesex so I might know the area :)
Random Companion
> >This is the point where I find out that you're that annoying bitch next
> >door ...
>
> The one who practises violin at 3 in the morning :-)
If she was any good, that wouldn't bother me, actually...she and the
Boyfriend From Mars seem to like music with no tune, and lots of *thump*
which comes through the wall as a headache.
>
> >Beddington Corner, how specific is that...
>
> Mornington Crescent!
>
*g*
--
Random Companion
Random Companion
> SM1 3JX ?
>
Central Sutton...I work in SM6, and went to school in SM7...
--
Random Companion
Unknown
Companion) wrote:
>Loz Pycock <LPc...@mcmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Phew, I'm safe :) No, I live on that Surrey-South London border.
>>
>What, Tooting?
nahhh thanks she's just snorted some.
Loz Pycock
<gavin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>Oh, that's going too far! Let's get real here.
>No way would I try passing cornflour off on Eddie
>as high grade drugs. Maybe the rest of you, but not
>Eddie.
Hey, I've just realised! All those E's I bought off you, they were
just Parma Violets, and that coke was just sherbet! Hmm, I should have
guessed about that, what with the stick of liquorish in it... ;)
>For a cheap high try sniffing a bottle of dark blue nailpolish ;)
>
>Robbie
>
Loz.
Loz Pycock
Bloody hell, I live in the same postcode as Random! Where do you work?
Random Companion
> On Thu, 12 Nov 1998 08:05:37 +0000, ran...@panatropic.net (Random
> Companion) wrote:
>
> >I, James Mason <I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> >
> >> SM1 3JX ?
> >>
> >Central Sutton...I work in SM6, and went to school in SM7...
> Bloody hell, I live in the same postcode as Random! Where do you work?
>
Actually, I live in CR4...so we pay more car insurance. *g* I work in
Hackbridge. :)
--
Random Companion
Robbie Robinson
>
> On Tue, 10 Nov 1998 23:15:23 -0800, Robbie Robinson
> <gavin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> >Oh, that's going too far! Let's get real here.
> >No way would I try passing cornflour off on Eddie
> >as high grade drugs. Maybe the rest of you, but not
> >Eddie.
> Hey, I've just realised! All those E's I bought off you, they were
> just Parma Violets, and that coke was just sherbet! Hmm, I should have
> guessed about that, what with the stick of liquorish in it... ;)
>
> >For a cheap high try sniffing a bottle of dark blue nailpolish ;)
> >
> >Robbie
> >
>
> Loz.
Anybody that doesn't use the Green Party's DIY E-testing kit is
fair game. Howz else ya gonna know if those Killers or Sunrises
are really Parma Violets.
As for the Sherbert...well, watching you work so hard to hoover
it up yer nose through that liquorish made my day :p
Robbie
Robbie Robinson
>
> In article <72cg9a$k78$1...@plug.news.pipex.net>, Gabriel Herbert
> <mbf...@dial.pipex.com> writes
> >
> >Cipcia wrote in message ...
> >>In article <3647DE...@earthlink.net>, Robbie Robinson
> >><gavin...@earthlink.net> writes
> >>>Loz Pycock wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> <gavin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> <SNIP>
> >>>> >For the reception, I want to re-stage the orgy scene from
> >>>> >Velvet Goldmine where Eddie had the over the top South
> >>>> >American dictator's uniform on.
> >>>> >It's fun popin' off all those gold buttons real slow.
> >>>> >It'll be hard to come up with that much Peruvian
> >>>> >Marching Powder, though.
> >>>> >
> >>>> Could we not improvise? I've got some Botswanan itching powder, is
> >>>> that close enough?
> >>>
> >>>That's a good question, it's a damn sight cheaper.
> >>>Have you ever tried it up yer nose?
> >>What about Vodka Snorting? Two teaspoons alledgedly is the best high
> >>ever!
> >>Though the first time it burns like hell..Alledgedly ;)
> >>Still that goes for a lot of things ;)
> >>--
> >>
> >Tee hee. Reminds me of the time I substituted my ex-boyf's
> >marching p for cornflour. I left the room for half an hour and
> >when I got back he couldn't understand why he felt no buzz
> >after 4 lines. The contents of his nose would have hung
> >wallpaper.
>
> --
> Cipcia.
aaaarg ugh! gag! BOOGER DUMPLINGS!
Robbie
Unknown
<gavin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>Loz Pycock wrote:
>>
>> On Tue, 10 Nov 1998 23:15:23 -0800, Robbie Robinson
>> <gavin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>
>> >Oh, that's going too far! Let's get real here.
>> >No way would I try passing cornflour off on Eddie
>> >as high grade drugs. Maybe the rest of you, but not
>> >Eddie.
>> Hey, I've just realised! All those E's I bought off you, they were
>> just Parma Violets, and that coke was just sherbet! Hmm, I should have
>> guessed about that, what with the stick of liquorish in it... ;)
>>
>> >For a cheap high try sniffing a bottle of dark blue nailpolish ;)
>> >
>> >Robbie
>> >
>>
>> Loz.
>
>Anybody that doesn't use the Green Party's DIY E-testing kit is
>fair game. Howz else ya gonna know if those Killers or Sunrises
>are really Parma Violets.
>As for the Sherbert...well, watching you work so hard to hoover
>it up yer nose through that liquorish made my day :p
>
>Robbie
LOL I used to get kids snorting sherbet when I worked in Games
Workshop (yeah yeah yeah get the jokes over with!) The look on their
face as they realized what they'd done. All except one lad..... who
liked it.
I, James Mason
<LPc...@mcmail.com> writes
>On Thu, 12 Nov 1998 08:05:37 +0000, ran...@panatropic.net (Random
>Companion) wrote:
>
>>I, James Mason <I_Jame...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>>
>>> SM1 3JX ?
>>>
>>Central Sutton...I work in SM6, and went to school in SM7...
>>Random Companion
>>
>>www.panatropic.net
>Bloody hell, I live in the same postcode as Random! Where do you work?
You still haven't answered the question Liz, err, I mean 'Loz' :)