HOMO ERECTUS CAN'T POSSIBLY BEAT THIS:

[MOUNT THRINAXODON]

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>HELL YEAH!
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DAVID IAIN GRIEF FORCED TO ACCEPT THE TRUTH THAT HUMANS HAVE ORIGINS IN
THE DEVONIAN. THIS DEVELOPMENT HAS HUGE IMPLICATIONS FOR THE
CYBER-TERROR GROUP KNOWN AS 'TALK.ORIGINS', WHOSE LEADER IS DAVID IAIN
GRIEF.
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THRINAXODON RECEIVED A GRANT FROM THE CARNEGIE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY
TO PREPARE AN EXPEDITION TO GREENLAND, WHERE MOST OF THRINAXODON'S
FINDINGS WERE FOUND, AND JUST A FEW MINUTES AFTER HE ARRIVED HE SAW A
WHITE, SHINY FEMUR BONE STICKING OUT FROM THE SEDIMENTS.
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OF COURSE, IT WAS FROM DEVONIAN STRATA, DATING BACK 375 MA. ONCE AGAIN
PROVING THAT HUMAN EVOLUTION IS A SHAM PERPETRATED BY THE SCIENTIFIC
ESTABLISHMENT TO MAKE A BUCK OFF OF YOUNG PEOPLES' MINDS BY BRAINWASHING
THEM INTO BELIEVING THE MYTH OF EVOLUTION. A MYTH FOUNDED BY THE
INFAMOUS CHARLES ROBERT DARWIN, FRS.
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THRINAXODON EXCAVATED THE SITE, AND SOON FOUND EVIDENCE OF AN ENTIRE
SETTLEMENT THERE, INCLUDING THE REMAINS OF LEAN-TOS AND DUGOUT CANOES,
FISHING HOOKES MADE OUT OF ICTHYOSTEGALIAN BONE, AND PIECES OF WORKED
FLINT AND CHARCOAL.
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THRINAXODON COLLECTED EVERYTHING AT THE SITE AND HAD CARTER SHIP THEM
OFF TO THRINAXODON'S WARE HOUSE WHERE HE HOUSES THE FOSSILS AND OTHER
IMPORTANT ARCHAEOLOGICAL ARTIFACTS. THRINAXODON PRESSED ONWARD AND AFTER
FIGHTING OFF A GROUP OF RAVENOUS, MAN-EATING ARCTIC WOLVES, FOUND AN
EVEN GREATER SET OF REMAINS, AN ENTIRE CEMETERY!
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HE PROCURED THE REMAINS AND PUT THEM IN CRATES, EACH PUT IN THE BACK OF
A TRUCK HE HAD BROUGHT ALONG WITH HIM. THRINAXODON CONTINUED TO PRESS
ONWARD, EVENTUALLY HAVING TO CUT SOME OF HIS OWN FLESH OFF TO SURVIVE
THE SEVERE ARCTIC WINTER.
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THRINAXODON EVENTUALLY WAS FORCED TO HEAD SOUTH DUE TO LACK OF RESOURCES
AND LIMITED SUPPLIES. HE NAMED THE FORMATION HE HAD EXPLORED "Columbia
Cliffs", along with several other locales he christened such as "Ingalik
Butte", "Denali Hills", and "Shen Kuo Valley".
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ALONG HIS WAY BACK SOUTH HE FOUGHT OFF A GROUP OF HOSTILE KALLALIT, AS
WELL AS A GROUP OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS HIRED BY RICHARD DAWKINS TO KILL
THRINAXODON. HE EXPLORED ONE MORE LOCALE, WHERE HE FOUND A SINGLE
SPEARPOINT, SO HE NAMED THE LOCALE, "Point Butte".
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THRINAXODON ALSO COLLECTED PLACODERM FOSSILS WITH CUT MARKS, MOST
NOTABLY AT "Ingalik Butte".
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THRINAXODON PLANS TO EXPLORE BAFFIN ISLAND NEXT.
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THRINAXODON, THE DEFENDER OF USENET.