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Rob Cypher

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Jun 26, 2007, 11:36:29 PM6/26/07
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see what good things happen when you devote your life to the bible!

hallejuah!

chris benoit - a fine example of a christian practioner.

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"benoit 3:16 says I just murdered your whole family and your grandmama
too
in the name of jesus christ"

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Rob Cypher" <robcyph...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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TESTIFY!!!!!


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nodeerforamonth

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Jun 27, 2007, 12:33:45 AM6/27/07
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I think he was an athiest.

So his deeds (to him) make no difference.


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quibbler

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Jun 27, 2007, 12:47:02 AM6/27/07
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In article <1182915389.9...@q69g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>,
robcyph...@gmail.com says...

> see what good things happen when you devote your life to the bible!

He was raised Roman Craplic and graduated from a Craplic High School. I
wonder how he missed the bit about not murdering his family.
Then again, Jebus does says that you can't follow Him unless you hate
your family, so *mission accomplished* Benny boy.
Anyway, all he had to do is ask for forgiveness shortly before
asphyxiating himself and he gets to go to celestial candyland forever.

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"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins

Kate

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Jun 27, 2007, 1:31:01 AM6/27/07
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On Tue, 26 Jun 2007 22:47:02 -0600, quibbler <quibb...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>In article <1182915389.9...@q69g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>,
>robcyph...@gmail.com says...
>> see what good things happen when you devote your life to the bible!
>
>He was raised Roman Craplic and graduated from a Craplic High School. I
>wonder how he missed the bit about not murdering his family.
>Then again, Jebus does says that you can't follow Him unless you hate
>your family, so *mission accomplished* Benny boy.
>Anyway, all he had to do is ask for forgiveness shortly before
>asphyxiating himself and he gets to go to celestial candyland forever.

Steroids. Pretty damn nasty stuff.

the Bede

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Jun 27, 2007, 2:20:55 AM6/27/07
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"quibbler" <quibb...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> In article <1182915389.9...@q69g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>,
> robcyph...@gmail.com says...
> > see what good things happen when you devote your life to the bible!
>
> He was raised Roman Craplic and graduated from a Craplic High School. I
> wonder how he missed the bit about not murdering his family.
> Then again, Jebus does says that you can't follow Him unless you hate
> your family, so *mission accomplished* Benny boy.
> Anyway, all he had to do is ask for forgiveness shortly before
> asphyxiating himself and he gets to go to celestial candyland forever.
>
nice job feeding the troll, einstein.


Dixe Hollins

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Jun 27, 2007, 3:01:01 AM6/27/07
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Religion can be just as dangerous to one's mental health as steroids.

the Bede

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Jun 27, 2007, 12:12:28 PM6/27/07
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"Dixe Hollins" <mikea...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Religion can be just as dangerous to one's mental health as steroids.
>
then why do you worship dragons?


aphex...@yahoo.com

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Jun 27, 2007, 12:24:01 PM6/27/07
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On Jun 27, 12:12 pm, "the Bede" <rspwsowntheb...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "Dixe Hollins" <mikeakl...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

>
> news:1182927661.3...@u2g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...> Religion can be just as dangerous to one's mental health as steroids.
>
> then why do you worship dragons?

so dixie can lick my dragon. I have a mighty dragon awaiting all
challengers.

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Lord Gow333, Conservative Fullback!

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Jun 27, 2007, 7:04:41 PM6/27/07
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"quibbler" <quibb...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> In article <1182915389.9...@q69g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>,
> robcyph...@gmail.com says...
>> see what good things happen when you devote your life to the bible!
>
> He was raised Roman Craplic and graduated from a Craplic High School. I
> wonder how he missed the bit about not murdering his family.
> Then again, Jebus does says that you can't follow Him unless you hate
> your family, so *mission accomplished* Benny boy.
> Anyway, all he had to do is ask for forgiveness shortly before
> asphyxiating himself and he gets to go to celestial candyland forever.

Wrong. He had to ask forgiveness AND feel total remorse and repentance for
his actions. A trivial difference to you guys admittedly, but an important
one nonetheless.

I wonder if him placing those bibles was an attempt at this, or just an odd
gesture of respect for his family.

LG
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Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. - Henry Ford

quibbler

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Jun 28, 2007, 12:36:16 AM6/28/07
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In article <4681e8ad$0$30649$4c36...@roadrunner.com>,
nodeerNOSP...@hotmail.com says...

> I think he was an athiest.

You think wrong and can't even spell *atheist*. Benoit placed bibles
next to the bodies of his victims. That doesn't sound like something
that an atheist would do.

Rob Cypher

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Jun 28, 2007, 11:13:50 PM6/28/07
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On Jun 27, 4:44 pm, "Training Engineer" <surfing_truck...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
> Morons and your lame-assed cross-posting. Isn't there a noose calling your
> name somewhere?

No, that's the sound of your wife calling me back to bed for another
round
of hot buttfucking followed by the climatic blowjob (a2m, natch).

she says to stop buying popcorn because she don't like having to pick
shells out of her mouth when she's blowing me after a nice ass fuck.

you know, be respectful. feed her with something easy on the digestive
tract-o

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Rob Cypher

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Jun 28, 2007, 11:16:52 PM6/28/07
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On Jun 27, 7:04 pm, "Lord Gow333, Conservative Fullback!"
<lord...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "quibbler" <quibbler...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:MPG.20eb99ac7...@news.readfreenews.net...
>
> > In article <1182915389.959229.311...@q69g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>,
> > robcypherena...@gmail.com says...

> >> see what good things happen when you devote your life to the bible!
>
> > He was raised Roman Craplic and graduated from a Craplic High School. I
> > wonder how he missed the bit about not murdering his family.
> > Then again, Jebus does says that you can't follow Him unless you hate
> > your family, so *mission accomplished* Benny boy.
> > Anyway, all he had to do is ask for forgiveness shortly before
> > asphyxiating himself and he gets to go to celestial candyland forever.
>
> Wrong. He had to ask forgiveness AND feel total remorse and repentance for
> his actions. A trivial difference to you guys admittedly, but an important
> one nonetheless.
>
> I wonder if him placing those bibles was an attempt at this, or just an odd
> gesture of respect for his family.
>
I think it was so Kevin sullivan wouldn't steal 'em and put them on e-
bay.
imagine the money one would be paid for that....

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