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Miguel Ángel Sánchez Rodríguez

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Aug 5, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/5/98
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If you have one or knows any webpage to see them, please, email me al
plu...@teleline.es.

XWhteDrgnX

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"WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED PERSON ARE YOU???" DarkSide growls angrily and
waves one talon, causing a cold rain comes down on the pervert. "There, a nice
cold shower is all ya need really... Sorry about yelling, but isn't exposing
underage people to porn immoral and/or illegal. And this being a public forum
means that underage citizens would have access to it (I'm 14... heh). So
please... no more pornography requests?"


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FoulDragon

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Aug 6, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/6/98
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Although I will admit that this may fall on-topic, many may find it offensive.
If you wish it, you may consider drawing it yourself.

~Marada.... closest I have to an erotic dragon pic is one of two dracs hugging
and another of one stroking another's beak.

James McBoyle - Sun Ireland - SunSoft ELC [Student]

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In article 1...@talia.mad.ibernet.es, "Miguel Ángel Sánchez Rodríguez" <plu...@teleline.es> writes:
>If you have one or knows any webpage to see them, please, email me al
>plu...@teleline.es.
>
>
This is not a binary newsgroup, and pictures of dragons can usually be found
at alt.binaries.dragons (I believe) In addition this is a *family* group, so
your question is not exactly worded suitably either. I hope this helps you,
but I'm afraid that the subject you are after is not one that this group is,
on the whole, interested in. The binary newsgroup *may* be able to help, but
I would advise a less blatent topic than the one you used here.

Please look before you leap next time. ;=8)


G'leth


Sam

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On 6 Aug 1998, XWhteDrgnX wrote:

> "WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED PERSON ARE YOU???" DarkSide growls angrily and
> waves one talon, causing a cold rain comes down on the pervert. "There, a nice
> cold shower is all ya need really... Sorry about yelling, but isn't exposing
> underage people to porn immoral and/or illegal. And this being a public forum

No it isn't, and no it isn't. :)

> means that underage citizens would have access to it (I'm 14... heh). So
> please... no more pornography requests?"

Erm... come on. That one was completely on-topic. He didn't ask for
pictures to be posted to the newsgroup or anything (the cardinal sin),
just for people to email him or something with URLs etc...

By the way... if anybody has the URL to pictures of naked elves, mail me.
:)

--quen


James McBoyle - Sun Ireland - SunSoft ELC [Student]

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Aug 6, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/6/98
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Whilst I was splashing about in a waterfall, Quen wrote:
>On 6 Aug 1998, XWhteDrgnX wrote:
>
<snip of rant and answer to rant> ;=8)

>
>By the way... if anybody has the URL to pictures of naked elves, mail me.
>:)
>
>--quen
>

"Shame on you Quen, looking for rude piccies of your own kind! Anyone would
think that you had underhanded thoughts about your own race, instead of
the pure and noble thought that *we* _know_ all elves have, they being
unable to have thoughts of any other kind. As you *must* be a fine,
upstanding elf, one as pure as yourself must quail at the mear thought of
being able to think such things. And thusly were you to rend the offender who
emplanted such thought into you being into shreds, we would, of course,
understand entirly the nobility of your actions."

G'leth stops speaking, trembiling... then bursts out laughing, rolling around
on the lush grass...

"hehehe... sorry Quen, hehe, couldn't resist that... anyway, wasn't it you who
...er... maybe not...<rotflol>"

Have Fun,
G'leth (once Galadh, now... well lets find out, shall we?)
--
G'leth Sithesh'Zalyina S'Itha n'N'Tharl O'Dvis kel Seth A'Haa'iin

Hmm, now where did that .sig go, I know i had it when I left Britain ;=8)

DC.D ...the rest (the best?<g>) is yet to come ;=8)

Aetobatus

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>
>Erm... come on. That one was completely on-topic. He didn't ask for
>pictures to be posted to the newsgroup or anything (the cardinal sin),
>just for people to email him or something with URLs etc...

Having missed the original post and replies, and having had them
scroll off my server, I'll just add the comment that I hope someone
directed him in the general direction of HML (which is sort of the
R-rated version of AFD :> ).

Aeto. You know, all of the taglines
I think up for this message aren't
really suitable for a family channel.
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XWhteDrgnX

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>By the way... if anybody has the URL to pictures of naked elves, mail me.
>:)
>

DarkSide looks completely calm after his insane, useless, and unneeded rant.
"Oh well elves... that's completely different..." ;)

Sam

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On 6 Aug 1998, James McBoyle - Sun Ireland - SunSoft ELC [Student] wrote:

> >By the way... if anybody has the URL to pictures of naked elves, mail me.
> >:)
>

> "Shame on you Quen, looking for rude piccies of your own kind! Anyone would

Naked. Not rude. (Oh wait, those two words are sort of synonyms in some
older meaning of "rude", aren't they.. oh well :)

> think that you had underhanded thoughts about your own race, instead of
> the pure and noble thought that *we* _know_ all elves have, they being
> unable to have thoughts of any other kind. As you *must* be a fine,
> upstanding elf, one as pure as yourself must quail at the mear thought of

I just did a bunch of purity tests, scoring 91% on a "real" one (that was
only 100 questions, I'll get higher on the ones w/ more questions :) and
72% on the "virgin's" one ;) So I *am* pure! :)

[And I'm a red ant, and I'm not too jealous, and... yes, I've been
playing with entirely too many tests :)]

> being able to think such things. And thusly were you to rend the offender who
> emplanted such thought into you being into shreds, we would, of course,
> understand entirly the nobility of your actions."
>
> G'leth stops speaking, trembiling... then bursts out laughing, rolling around
> on the lush grass...
>
> "hehehe... sorry Quen, hehe, couldn't resist that... anyway, wasn't it you who
> ...er... maybe not...<rotflol>"

*giggles*. I don't know who it was me that whatever. I did have the URL to
a couple pages of pictures of naked elves though ;) Well, only one
half-decent page (which now you have to pay to access), the other one was
just, er, dubious pictures from various anime, which, um, were a bit
sick...

--quen


Miguel Ángel Sánchez Rodríguez

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Aug 6, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/6/98
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Aint this a Dragon newspage? So, Why don't you stop of bothering me? I wont
show any erotic pic, only if you want it.

Ahh. I forget.... I have find some...... email me if anyone wants

Organized Chaos

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On 6 Aug 1998 21:11:25 GMT, aet...@nospam.lava.net (Aetobatus) wrote:


>Having missed the original post and replies, and having had them
>scroll off my server, I'll just add the comment that I hope someone
>directed him in the general direction of HML (which is sort of the
>R-rated version of AFD :> ).

I already did that, Aeto *grins*. Also pointed him in the direction
of Ssthisto's wonderfully yiffy art *murr*

> Aeto. You know, all of the taglines
> I think up for this message aren't
> really suitable for a family channel.

Organized Chaos aka Lightning Firestormer aka Lightning of
Firestorme

aeri...@mailexcite.com

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In article <Pine.HPP.3.96L.98080...@club.eng.cam.ac.uk>,

sm...@cam.ac.uk wrote:
> On 6 Aug 1998, XWhteDrgnX wrote:
>
> > "WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED PERSON ARE YOU???" DarkSide growls angrily and
> > waves one talon, causing a cold rain comes down on the pervert. "There, a
nice
> > cold shower is all ya need really... Sorry about yelling, but isn't exposing
> > underage people to porn immoral and/or illegal. And this being a public
forum
>
> No it isn't, and no it isn't. :)
>
> > means that underage citizens would have access to it (I'm 14... heh). So
> > please... no more pornography requests?"
>
> Erm... come on. That one was completely on-topic. He didn't ask for
> pictures to be posted to the newsgroup or anything (the cardinal sin),
> just for people to email him or something with URLs etc...
>
> By the way... if anybody has the URL to pictures of naked elves, mail me.
> :)
>
> --quen
>
>

Palshife wake up from her nap said on the last post to hear a person
requesting erotic pics of dragons and elfs!

Uhhhh! OMG, you sick little monkey!

Palshife uses her tail as a paddle to spank Quen soundly. She flies
him/her/it to the nearest lake and deposits him/her/it in the lake.

Hey, if you want erotica, search the net! Little kids go on this newsgroup!
If you want to ask, ask someone there age, and wheter or not they care about
erotica! I, personaly, don't care for it. Just don't be lazy and look for
it yourself!

Palshife gives Quen a look that would have make wood burn without flame.

Keep your sick fantasies to yourself!

Palshife returns to her reprive, and continues to nap.

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Sam

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On Fri, 7 Aug 1998 aeri...@mailexcite.com wrote:

> > By the way... if anybody has the URL to pictures of naked elves, mail me.
> > :)
>

> Palshife wake up from her nap said on the last post to hear a person
> requesting erotic pics of dragons and elfs!
>
> Uhhhh! OMG, you sick little monkey!
>
> Palshife uses her tail as a paddle to spank Quen soundly. She flies
> him/her/it to the nearest lake and deposits him/her/it in the lake.

Eeep! *blub* ;p

> Hey, if you want erotica, search the net! Little kids go on this newsgroup!
> If you want to ask, ask someone there age, and wheter or not they care about

Erm... so little kids go on this newsgroup? And? If they're not interested
the they presumably won't mail me, or the other guy, any URLs. :) Or
presumably won't bother going to look at any URLs that are given. For
instance, I could give the URL http://www.leafdigital.com/NakedElves/ - oh
no! now all the little kids can go there and ogle naked elves! what a
disaster! But they probably won't because they're probably not
interested. :)

However, discussing naked elves is not on-topic for the newsgroup, so I do
not recommend posting about the issue. I think the newsgroup
alt.elf-chicks.rule would be more appropriate, if it still exists :) [Yes,
it really did, at one point. There wasn't very much in it. ;)]

Dragons, on the other hand... :)

[Note: Because this is a "family" newsgroup, it's probably not acceptable
to post dragon-related erotica to the newsgroup - you're certainly not
allowed to post binaries anyway, so pictures are out, but even such
stories are not acceptable; if you feel the need to publicise your story
or whatever, post a URL here. Don't post any "adult" content to the
newsgroup.]

> erotica! I, personaly, don't care for it. Just don't be lazy and look for
> it yourself!

Erm, I've done a *lot* of websearches about elves (usually "+elves elf fae
faeries -mtg -card -rpg -mud....", i.e. a complicated search), and spent
many hours looking at the sites. I suggest you quit accusing me of being
lazy. :)

(On the other hand, I've never actually searched for "naked elves" ;)
Maybe I'll go try that...)

> Keep your sick fantasies to yourself!

By the way, it was mostly intended as a joke. :) But I don't see what's
sick about naked elves... *hrmph*.

* quen (elf) climbs out of the lake, having managed to swim to the shore.
with his clothes wet through, he leaves a trail of water behind him as
he heads out for somewhere to take these clothes off and get warm.
oh, of course, alternatively, he could just undress right here on the
grassland and lie in the sun... :)

--quen


Sam

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On 6 Aug 1998, Aetobatus wrote:

> Having missed the original post and replies, and having had them
> scroll off my server, I'll just add the comment that I hope someone
> directed him in the general direction of HML (which is sort of the
> R-rated version of AFD :> ).
>

> Aeto. You know, all of the taglines
> I think up for this message aren't
> really suitable for a family channel.

LOL! :)

Nobody did direct him there. I always mean to direct people there when the
question comes up, but of course, I don't know any webpages, email
addresses, or references for it, so I can't do that :)

--quen doesn't usually bother with taglines, but would like to note that
this is a "newsgroup". next you'll be calling #afd a "room"... :)


Wyrm

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Greetings.

aeri...@mailexcite.com enscribed the following:


>> > underage people to porn immoral and/or illegal. And this being a public

>> No it isn't, and no it isn't. :)

Well, actually, yes it can be, and yes it is. This is a public forum, and
unles specifically stated in the FAQ should not really contain anything
that would contravene any laws. However, seeing as no two countries can
agree on these laws it is a little difficult to police. Yet there are still
universally unacceptable areas - this isn't one of them.

>> > means that underage citizens would have access to it (I'm 14... heh). So
>> > please... no more pornography requests?"
>> Erm... come on. That one was completely on-topic. He didn't ask for

I fear that everyone is jumping to conclusions. The person was from Spain
and thus their grasp on English was not excellent - though that could be
said about others here! :8). There is nothing in his message that indicates
that he wants erotic pictures or if he wants pictures of mating habits of
Dragons for study.

>> By the way... if anybody has the URL to pictures of naked elves, mail me.

>Palshife wake up from her nap said on the last post to hear a person
>requesting erotic pics of dragons and elfs!

>Hey, if you want erotica, search the net! Little kids go on this newsgroup!
>If you want to ask, ask someone there age, and wheter or not they care about

>erotica! I, personaly, don't care for it. Just don't be lazy and look for
>it yourself!

Once again, this is a typical case of conclusion jumping - and not a smiley
in place so it was obviously meant seriously! :8)
Quentinus might just want said pictures as part of a study into elven body
shapes. Note that he did not specify male or female elves.
BTW, don't spank him - he might enjoy that! :8)

Wyrm.

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Sam

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On Fri, 7 Aug 1998, Wyrm wrote:

> aeri...@mailexcite.com enscribed the following:
> >> > underage people to porn immoral and/or illegal. And this being a public
> >> No it isn't, and no it isn't. :)
>
> Well, actually, yes it can be, and yes it is. This is a public forum, and
> unles specifically stated in the FAQ should not really contain anything
> that would contravene any laws. However, seeing as no two countries can
> agree on these laws it is a little difficult to police. Yet there are still

You deleted some of my quote, but I believe I was saying that simply
*asking* for such pictures (the URLs or whatever) is acceptable and
relevant in a newsgroup like this - it's certainly neither immoral nor
illegal.

However, of course posting the pictures (or erotic textfiles) would be
unacceptable as I noted later.

> Quentinus might just want said pictures as part of a study into elven body
> shapes. Note that he did not specify male or female elves.

Either will do ;)

> BTW, don't spank him - he might enjoy that! :8)

I would not! *glares at Wyrm* :)

--quen


H. Kinetic

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> Sam wrote
> > Palshife wrote
<snip>

> For
> instance, I could give the URL http://www.leafdigital.com/NakedElves/ -
oh
> no! now all the little kids can go there and ogle naked elves!
<snip>

You bastard!! } ;-) The part about the logs to the site was really
uncalled for! *lol* } ;-D

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*reads the topic*

<perverted mode ON>

Sam wrote:
>
> On Fri, 7 Aug 1998 aeri...@mailexcite.com wrote:
>

> > > By the way... if anybody has the URL to pictures of naked elves, mail me.

> > > :)
> >
Well, a friend of mine was challenged to draw a tasteful pic of a nude,
overly-endowed male elf... It's a very good pic, actually, which is why
she feels the need to show it to everyone. :)

But I lost the URL. Soorry. :)

*falls over giggling*

> > Palshife wake up from her nap said on the last post to hear a person
> > requesting erotic pics of dragons and elfs!
> >

> > Uhhhh! OMG, you sick little monkey!
> >

Erm, is this the best terminology to use? *innocent look*

> > Palshife uses her tail as a paddle to spank Quen soundly.

*cough cough*

Um... *falls over giggling again*

This is what happens when you only get 4 hours sleep. :)

> > She flies
> > him/her/it to the nearest lake and deposits him/her/it in the lake.
>
> Eeep! *blub* ;p
>

*cough cough*

You know, water only increases.... eh, nevermind. :)

> > Hey, if you want erotica, search the net! Little kids go on this newsgroup!

Direct them to a bathroom.

> > If you want to ask, ask someone there age, and wheter or not they care about
>

> Erm... so little kids go on this newsgroup? And? If they're not interested

> the they presumably won't mail me, or the other guy, any URLs. :)

My little bros would. They're more perverted than the last guy I dated.

> Or
> presumably won't bother going to look at any URLs that are given. For


> instance, I could give the URL http://www.leafdigital.com/NakedElves/ - oh

> no! now all the little kids can go there and ogle naked elves! what a
> disaster! But they probably won't because they're probably not
> interested. :)

Are you kidding me? Elves are COOL! :)

(actually, I have no idea what elves are. The only one I know is quen,
and I assume they're not all THAT bad.... ;)


>
> However, discussing naked elves is not on-topic for the newsgroup, so I do
> not recommend posting about the issue. I think the newsgroup
> alt.elf-chicks.rule would be more appropriate, if it still exists :) [Yes,
> it really did, at one point. There wasn't very much in it. ;)]
>

It was probably killed by PC-ness issue. What about male elves?

> Dragons, on the other hand... :)
>

I dunno if you could call dragon stuff erotica. They're naked already. I
don't think they're humanoid enough for most humans to consider it
sexual, but I wouldn't know. *shrugs*

> [Note: Because this is a "family" newsgroup, it's probably not acceptable
> to post dragon-related erotica to the newsgroup - you're certainly not
> allowed to post binaries anyway, so pictures are out, but even such
> stories are not acceptable; if you feel the need to publicise your story
> or whatever, post a URL here. Don't post any "adult" content to the
> newsgroup.]
>

Hrm. What if we make naked ascii art? :)

> > erotica! I, personaly, don't care for it. Just don't be lazy and look for
> > it yourself!

Now,now, with all the perverts out there, that could be a hard job...
>
*falls over laughing*

> Erm, I've done a *lot* of websearches about elves (usually "+elves elf fae
> faeries -mtg -card -rpg -mud....", i.e. a complicated search), and spent
> many hours looking at the sites. I suggest you quit accusing me of being
> lazy. :)
>
> (On the other hand, I've never actually searched for "naked elves" ;)
> Maybe I'll go try that...)
>

Bach. There are plenty of naked elf pics around. Check elfwood. :)

> > Keep your sick fantasies to yourself!
>

Erm, me mommy told me to share. :)

> By the way, it was mostly intended as a joke. :) But I don't see what's
> sick about naked elves... *hrmph*.
>

Then why do you wear clothes at all? Hmmmm?

> * quen (elf) climbs out of the lake, having managed to swim to the shore.
> with his clothes wet through, he leaves a trail of water behind him as
> he heads out for somewhere to take these clothes off and get warm.
> oh, of course, alternatively, he could just undress right here on the
> grassland and lie in the sun... :)
>

You need a whuppin', quen. :)

*likes that phrase*

Personally, I doon't see why you wouldn't. Granted, I always go around
nekkid, but also granted, fur covers everything. :)

> --quen
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Sam

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On 7 Aug 1998, H. Kinetic wrote:

> > instance, I could give the URL http://www.leafdigital.com/NakedElves/ -
> oh
> > no! now all the little kids can go there and ogle naked elves!

> <snip>
>
> You bastard!! } ;-) The part about the logs to the site was really
> uncalled for! *lol* } ;-D

*giggles* Awww, I'm sorry. *hugs*. I bet you suspected something of the
sort before you went there, though. I wasn't *that* clever and original.
:)

[Btw, that web provider does not allow "adult" sites, so I couldn't have
put a real one there ;) If I even had any pictures, which I don't...]

--quen


Cerulean

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On Fri, 7 Aug 1998 10:13:11 GMT, laur...@wyrm.demon.co.uk (Wyrm)
wrote:

>There is nothing in his message that indicates
>that he wants erotic pictures or if he wants pictures of mating habits of
>Dragons for study.

As there is very little that can definitively differentiate one from
the other on a purely visual basis, are you implying that it's wrong
only if he enjoys them?

If you were worried about exposing it to children, well, a being who
is not sexually mature can't percieve the difference between an erotic
picture and a clinical scientific one. All that you're trying to keep
from them is the information, which exists in both.

What is so bleeding wrong with eroticism, anyway? Why is sexual
gratification "sick?" It disturbs me that these Victorian-age hang-ups
are still with us as the millenium draws to a close!

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FoulDragon

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>>There is nothing in his message that indicates
>>that he wants erotic pictures or if he wants pictures of mating habits of
>>Dragons for study.

I had actually wondered-- how do dracs use the bathroom? I thought perhaps a
vent near the end of the tail... like a snake's.... but I have no idea.


>What is so bleeding wrong with eroticism, anyway? Why is sexual
>gratification "sick?" It disturbs me that these Victorian-age hang-ups
>are still with us as the millenium draws to a close!

Yeah. To me it's no big deal. So it's genitals or whatever. Big whoop. Film
at 2300. We all have them.
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aeri...@mailexcite.com

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> On Fri, 7 Aug 1998 aeri...@mailexcite.com wrote:
>
> > > By the way... if anybody has the URL to pictures of naked elves, mail me.
> > > :)
> >
> > Palshife wake up from her nap said on the last post to hear a person
> > requesting erotic pics of dragons and elfs!
> >
> > Uhhhh! OMG, you sick little monkey!
> >
> > Palshife uses her tail as a paddle to spank Quen soundly. She flies

> > him/her/it to the nearest lake and deposits him/her/it in the lake.
>
> Eeep! *blub* ;p
>
> > Hey, if you want erotica, search the net! Little kids go on this newsgroup!
> > If you want to ask, ask someone there age, and wheter or not they care about
>
> Erm... so little kids go on this newsgroup? And? If they're not interested
> the they presumably won't mail me, or the other guy, any URLs. :) Or

> presumably won't bother going to look at any URLs that are given. For
> instance, I could give the URL http://www.leafdigital.com/NakedElves/ - oh
> no! now all the little kids can go there and ogle naked elves! what a
> disaster! But they probably won't because they're probably not
> interested. :)
>
> However, discussing naked elves is not on-topic for the newsgroup, so I do
> not recommend posting about the issue. I think the newsgroup
> alt.elf-chicks.rule would be more appropriate, if it still exists :) [Yes,
> it really did, at one point. There wasn't very much in it. ;)]
>
> Dragons, on the other hand... :)
>
> [Note: Because this is a "family" newsgroup, it's probably not acceptable
> to post dragon-related erotica to the newsgroup - you're certainly not
> allowed to post binaries anyway, so pictures are out, but even such
> stories are not acceptable; if you feel the need to publicise your story
> or whatever, post a URL here. Don't post any "adult" content to the
> newsgroup.]
>
> > erotica! I, personaly, don't care for it. Just don't be lazy and look for
> > it yourself!
>
> Erm, I've done a *lot* of websearches about elves (usually "+elves elf fae
> faeries -mtg -card -rpg -mud....", i.e. a complicated search), and spent
> many hours looking at the sites. I suggest you quit accusing me of being
> lazy. :)
>
> (On the other hand, I've never actually searched for "naked elves" ;)
> Maybe I'll go try that...)
>
> > Keep your sick fantasies to yourself!
>
> By the way, it was mostly intended as a joke. :) But I don't see what's
> sick about naked elves... *hrmph*.
>
> * quen (elf) climbs out of the lake, having managed to swim to the shore.
> with his clothes wet through, he leaves a trail of water behind him as
> he heads out for somewhere to take these clothes off and get warm.
> oh, of course, alternatively, he could just undress right here on the
> grassland and lie in the sun... :)
>
> --quen
>
>
Palshife is woken up for the nth time, and is getting very irritated.

Well, talk to that miguel person then. He's got some pic of dragons mating,
or so I've hear. I just think that this kind of stuff should be kept through
e-mail.

Palshife walks over to Quen, and breaths flame close enought to him to dry him
off.

Let's just forget this.

Palshife resumes her sleep.

Devio X

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Cerulean was discussing a very controversial issue, so as always (and like an
idiot), I have to reply:

>As there is very little that can definitively differentiate one from
>the other on a purely visual basis, are you implying that it's wrong
>only if he enjoys them?
>
>If you were worried about exposing it to children, well, a being who
>is not sexually mature can't percieve the difference between an erotic
>picture and a clinical scientific one. All that you're trying to keep
>from them is the information, which exists in both.
>

>What is so bleeding wrong with eroticism, anyway? Why is sexual
>gratification "sick?" It disturbs me that these Victorian-age hang-ups
>are still with us as the millenium draws to a close!

Amen. After all, if sexual intercourse wasn't gratifying, how would we
procreate? As far as it being "sick," I guess old habits just die hard
[shrugs].

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>I fear that everyone is jumping to conclusions. The person was from Spain
>and thus their grasp on English was not excellent - though that could be
>said about others here! :8). There is nothing in his message that indicates
>that he wants erotic pictures or if he wants pictures of mating habits of
>Dragons for study.

Um...I saw the smiley on that one, but I'm still a bit sensitive on
that topic...just because he was from spain doesn't mean
anything....when I'm in german newsgroups no one assumes from my email
that I don't speak german well...

Tempest(yes I saw the smiley, I'm just an overly sensitive person, and
don't you claim you're not=P )
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On 8 Aug 1998 04:13:49 GMT, I actually got this post from
fould...@aol.com (FoulDragon) and was able to post a reply.

>>>There is nothing in his message that indicates
>>>that he wants erotic pictures or if he wants pictures of mating habits of
>>>Dragons for study.
>

>I had actually wondered-- how do dracs use the bathroom? I thought perhaps a
>vent near the end of the tail... like a snake's.... but I have no idea.
>

hmm...*grins* don't almost all creature have it in roughly the same
area? On snakes it's where the long bellyscales stop and the multiple
ones start...at least that's how it is on our class pet. It would
make sense...*decides against another question she has*

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>Well, a friend of mine was challenged to draw a tasteful pic of a nude,
>overly-endowed male elf... It's a very good pic, actually, which is why
>she feels the need to show it to everyone. :)
*raises eybrows(do dracs have eyebrows? hmmm...)* overly endowed?
hmmm.....=P
>> > She flies
>> > him/her/it to the nearest lake and deposits him/her/it in the lake.
>>
>> Eeep! *blub* ;p
>>
>*cough cough*
>
>You know, water only increases.... eh, nevermind. :)

I thought cold water um....I mean..*giggle* hehe...uh..


>> > Hey, if you want erotica, search the net! Little kids go on this newsgroup!
>

>Direct them to a bathroom.
>

>> > If you want to ask, ask someone there age, and wheter or not they care about
>>
>> Erm... so little kids go on this newsgroup? And? If they're not interested
>> the they presumably won't mail me, or the other guy, any URLs. :)
>

>My little bros would. They're more perverted than the last guy I dated.

the last guy I dated was convinced the world was about to end....
>

>> Dragons, on the other hand... :)
>>

>I dunno if you could call dragon stuff erotica. They're naked already. I
>don't think they're humanoid enough for most humans to consider it
>sexual, but I wouldn't know. *shrugs*

Plus..umm...how would they kiss without biting the other dracs tounge
off? that reminds me of another question, do dracs hav forked tounges
or human-like tounges?

*grins*
Tempest(I can't keep my curiosity to myself...)

FoulDragon

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>Plus..umm...how would they kiss without biting the other dracs tounge
>off? that reminds me of another question, do dracs hav forked tounges
>or human-like tounges?


The Draconiati, at least, have forked tongues, and lick for kissing, although
we prefer embracing and stroking each other's neckmanes. No danger there.

Svywranth

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Tempest Shimmer did write:

>>that reminds me of another question, do dracs hav forked tounges
or human-like tounges?<<

::sticks his toungue out and looks at it::

Mine's "human-like." ::grins::

::fidget fidget::

Well...... yeah.

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Tempest <x-ph...@prodigy.net> wrote in article
<35cbe456...@news.prodigy.net>...


> Plus..umm...how would they kiss without biting the other dracs tounge

Hmm... good question... I'll have to work on that...

(Ok, Jia... Dirty joke opportunity...)

> off? that reminds me of another question, do dracs hav forked tounges
> or human-like tounges?
>

Depends if you've ever bitten it...



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On Sat, 08 Aug 1998 05:44:30 GMT, Tempest had thoughts about Re: Where can i see pics of dragons doing sex?:
>
----------------------------------snip------------------------------------


>
> >> Dragons, on the other hand... :)
> >>
> >I dunno if you could call dragon stuff erotica. They're naked already. I
> >don't think they're humanoid enough for most humans to consider it
> >sexual, but I wouldn't know. *shrugs*

> Plus..umm...how would they kiss without biting the other dracs tounge

> off? that reminds me of another question, do dracs hav forked tounges
> or human-like tounges?
>

Who says we kiss the way hoomans do? And the shape of tongue depends on the
species. Hell, if I talk to a human on this world, It can be difficult for
them to understand me, due to the shape of my mouth. I have to enunciate
every word so they know what I'm saying.


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On 8 Aug 1998, Svywranth wrote:

> Tempest Shimmer did write:
> >>that reminds me of another question, do dracs hav forked tounges
> or human-like tounges?<<
> ::sticks his toungue out and looks at it::
> Mine's "human-like." ::grins::
> ::fidget fidget::
> Well...... yeah.
> Svy the Blissfully Ignorant
> Svywranth (At) aol.com

Hello, Svywranth! Cool name. >:=8) <Jia sticks out her tongue...> >:=8P
I've got a mostly-human-ish tongue; at least, it's not forked.

>:=8)

Well...this discussion seems to have been effectively sidetracked! >;=8)

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sparklefaerie

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>>
>> >> Dragons, on the other hand... :)
>> >>
>> >I dunno if you could call dragon stuff erotica. They're naked already. I
>> >don't think they're humanoid enough for most humans to consider it
>> >sexual, but I wouldn't know. *shrugs*
>> Plus..umm...how would they kiss without biting the other dracs tounge
>> off? that reminds me of another question, do dracs hav forked tounges
>> or human-like tounges?

well, humans manage to kiss w/o biting each other's tongues off so i
think dragons would be able too as well. they might hafta be a littl
emore careful, tho. :)

rae


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Tempest wrote:

>Plus..umm...how would they kiss without biting the other dracs tounge
>off? that reminds me of another question, do dracs hav forked tounges
>or human-like tounges?

Mine isn't forked, though I wouldn't go as far as to say it's human like. 'Tis
more a cat-like tongue.


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In article <01bdc255$6c0f6980$485270ce@hillary>, "H. Kinetic"
<ghul...@SPAMOFFnastything.com> wrote:

> You bastard!! } ;-) The part about the logs to the site was really
> uncalled for! *lol* } ;-D
>

> HK, disappointed >^..^<

*Shrugs*

Actually I thought it was quite funny. Course I only went there to see
what all the commontion was about. (waits for the inevitible "likely
story" responses) >:8)

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On 08 Aug 1998 14:54:55 PDT, ELynne had thoughts about Re: Where can i see pics of dragons doing sex?:

>
> Hello, Svywranth! Cool name. >:=8) <Jia sticks out her tongue...> >:=8P
> I've got a mostly-human-ish tongue; at least, it's not forked.
>
> >:=8)
>
> Well...this discussion seems to have been effectively sidetracked! >;=8)

Not really. We are discussing how the tongue can be used for kissing.
And what shape the tongue might be. And whether dragons can "French" kiss.

...

aeri...@mailexcite.com

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In article <Pine.SUN.4.01.98080...@voyager.cris.com>,

ELynne@concentricdotnet wrote:
> On 8 Aug 1998, Svywranth wrote:
> > Tempest Shimmer did write:
> > >>that reminds me of another question, do dracs hav forked tounges
> > or human-like tounges?<<
> > ::sticks his toungue out and looks at it::
> > Mine's "human-like." ::grins::
> > ::fidget fidget::
> > Well...... yeah.
> > Svy the Blissfully Ignorant
> > Svywranth (At) aol.com
>
> Hello, Svywranth! Cool name. >:=8) <Jia sticks out her tongue...> >:=8P
> I've got a mostly-human-ish tongue; at least, it's not forked.
>
> >:=8)
>
> Well...this discussion seems to have been effectively sidetracked! >;=8)
>
> --
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> http://www.furnation.com/Kaijima/draconid.html
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> ...thanks, Cerulean! >:=8)
>
>
Palshife thinks for a moment.

I'll have mine forked!

Palshife's tounge turns forked.

H. Kinetic

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> Arcturax Kenderdragon wrote
> > Happy wrote
<snips>

> Actually I thought it was quite funny. Course I only went there to see
> what all the commontion was about. (waits for the inevitible "likely
> story" responses) >:8)

<snort> Yeah, you were just there to read the articles!
} ;-D

> Arcturax Kenderdragon

HK >^..^<

Svywranth

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Jia wrote:

>>> Hello, Svywranth! Cool name. >:=8) <<

Thank you. :) I try to disregard the last half, since everybody calls me Svy,
and I think it's more.... fluid sounding, maybe?

Jia's pretty cool, too. :) This group has lots of spiffy names.

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Sam

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On Sun, 9 Aug 1998, Arcturax Kenderdragon wrote:

> Actually I thought it was quite funny. Course I only went there to see
> what all the commontion was about. (waits for the inevitible "likely
> story" responses) >:8)

Likely story! :)

Btw, I have the logs now, with the machine names that accessed data...
the ISPs involved include ISD.net, home.com, communique.net,
uu.net(twice), demon.co.uk, blueriver.net, erols.com (twice),
quebectel.com, t-online.de, mindspring.com, netvigator.com,
concentric.net, and hal-pc.org. So all you people are guilty. You know who
you are, I can't be bothered to search the newsgroup to figure out the
names ;)

And cam.ac.uk. That was me :)

--quen, clothed elf.


DOOMGuy

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>Btw, I have the logs now, with the machine names that accessed data...
>the ISPs involved include
::snip list::

"And you'll notice that aol.com wasn't in that list. Thank you." =)

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Sam

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On Fri, 7 Aug 1998, BluePard wrote:

> <perverted mode ON>

> Well, a friend of mine was challenged to draw a tasteful pic of a nude,
> overly-endowed male elf... It's a very good pic, actually, which is why
> she feels the need to show it to everyone. :)
>

> But I lost the URL. Soorry. :)
>
> *falls over giggling*

Awwww. ;)

[Actually, somebody today gave out on irc the URL of an extremely dubious
sex story about an elf. Boy. Let it be known on a public newsgroup that
you're a pervert and these things just jump out at you. ;)]

> Are you kidding me? Elves are COOL! :)
>
> (actually, I have no idea what elves are. The only one I know is quen,
> and I assume they're not all THAT bad.... ;)

Hrmph. :)

> > alt.elf-chicks.rule would be more appropriate, if it still exists :) [Yes,
> > it really did, at one point. There wasn't very much in it. ;)]

> It was probably killed by PC-ness issue. What about male elves?

true. but i suspect it died because only about three news-servers carried
the group and there were only about two posts to it, the only picture I
remember being about my level of artistry, i.e. not worth the download
time even if it does only take a quarter of a second to do so on your fast
connection ;)

> > or whatever, post a URL here. Don't post any "adult" content to the
> > newsgroup.]

> Hrm. What if we make naked ascii art? :)

Same applies IMO, sorry. Maybe you could post it to alt.sex.fetish.dragons
though ;)

> > By the way, it was mostly intended as a joke. :) But I don't see what's
> > sick about naked elves... *hrmph*.

> Then why do you wear clothes at all? Hmmmm?

Some people prefer it? I don't want to inflict my appearance on the entire
newsgroup? It gets chilly sometimes? Helps reduce the cahnces of getting
scratched by brambles or whatever? ;)

--quen


BluePard

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H. Kinetic wrote:
> > instance, I could give the URL http://www.leafdigital.com/NakedElves/ -
> oh
> > no! now all the little kids can go there and ogle naked elves!
> <snip>

>
> You bastard!! } ;-) The part about the logs to the site was really
> uncalled for! *lol* } ;-D
>
*sniffles* I only went 'cause I read this post and figged there was a
joke I missed! *sniffle*

> HK, disappointed >^..^<

BluePard

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Peter Sayer wrote:
> Tempest <x-ph...@prodigy.net> wrote in article
> > Plus..umm...how would they kiss without biting the other dracs tounge
>
Same way humans do. Either don't open yer mouth, or don't close it until
no longer attached.

> > off? that reminds me of another question, do dracs hav forked tounges
> > or human-like tounges?

Depends on the drak.

> > *grins*
> > Tempest(I can't keep my curiosity to myself...)

Miguel Ángel Sánchez Rodríguez

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Look French kissing dragons....
They can really kiss...
http://www.furnation.com/dhriisi/dragons/kiss.gif

Peter Sayer

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DOOMGuy <doo...@aol.com> wrote in article
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> >Btw, I have the logs now, with the machine names that accessed data...
> >the ISPs involved include
> ::snip list::
>
> "And you'll notice that aol.com wasn't in that list. Thank you." =)
>

And you came back just to say that?

Actually, who cares *why* you came back, just welcome back!



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>
>

DOOMGuy

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>And you came back just to say that?
>
>Actually, who cares *why* you came back, just welcome back!

"Was I gone that long? I *did* leave for a week, but that was, well, a week
ago... or maybe you're just not reading the threads I'm posting to?"

Peter Sayer

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DOOMGuy <doo...@aol.com> wrote in article

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> >And you came back just to say that?
> >
> >Actually, who cares *why* you came back, just welcome back!
>
> "Was I gone that long? I *did* leave for a week, but that was, well, a
week
> ago... or maybe you're just not reading the threads I'm posting to?"
>

Only a week?

Somehow it seems like *everyones* been gone... for a lot longer than a
week...

> --Cray
> Cray's Code: FCW3adm A C- D+ H++ M+ P++ R+ T++ W- Z- Sm RLCT/LM a16
cdm++++ d++
> e- f++ h* iwf++ j p sm+
> Chip's Code: FRGw5m A C- D+ H++ M+ P# R+ T# W- Z- Sm- a16 c# d# e- f# h*
i# j p
> sm+
> (decode at: http://www.vulpine.pp.se/cgi-bin/furcode)
>
>

Tempest

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>Likely story! :)

>
>Btw, I have the logs now, with the machine names that accessed data...
>the ISPs involved include ISD.net, home.com, communique.net,
>uu.net(twice), demon.co.uk, blueriver.net, erols.com (twice),
>quebectel.com, t-online.de, mindspring.com, netvigator.com,
>concentric.net, and hal-pc.org. So all you people are guilty. You know who
>you are, I can't be bothered to search the newsgroup to figure out the
>names ;)
>
>And cam.ac.uk. That was me :)
>
>--quen, clothed elf.

*grins* Prodiy.net wasn't there....hehe...at least I have proof that
_I_ wasn't there ;8)

Blue...@my-dejanews.com

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In article <Pine.HPP.3.96L.98080...@club.eng.cam.ac.uk>,

sm...@cam.ac.uk wrote:
> On Fri, 7 Aug 1998, BluePard wrote:
>
> > <perverted mode ON>
>
> > Well, a friend of mine was challenged to draw a tasteful pic of a nude,
> > overly-endowed male elf... It's a very good pic, actually, which is why
> > she feels the need to show it to everyone. :)
> >
> > But I lost the URL. Soorry. :)
> >
> > *falls over giggling*
>
> Awwww. ;)
>
Oh well. I asked in lothlorien again, but they just looked at me funny. :)

> [Actually, somebody today gave out on irc the URL of an extremely dubious
> sex story about an elf. Boy. Let it be known on a public newsgroup that
> you're a pervert and these things just jump out at you. ;)]
>

Bwahahaha. Can't say you don't deserve it. :)

> > Are you kidding me? Elves are COOL! :)
> >
> > (actually, I have no idea what elves are. The only one I know is quen,
> > and I assume they're not all THAT bad.... ;)
>
> Hrmph. :)
>

Actually, currently a group of elves have .... erm.... enchanted me and
convinced me I'm their queen, so yer actually the NICEST elf I know, just
'cause you've never, y'know, tried to take over my mind or anything. :)

> > > alt.elf-chicks.rule would be more appropriate, if it still exists :)
[Yes,
> > > it really did, at one point. There wasn't very much in it. ;)]
>
> > It was probably killed by PC-ness issue. What about male elves?
>
> true. but i suspect it died because only about three news-servers carried
> the group and there were only about two posts to it, the only picture I
> remember being about my level of artistry, i.e. not worth the download
> time even if it does only take a quarter of a second to do so on your fast
> connection ;)
>

*shrugs*

Try www.elfwood.com. There are plenty of nude elves, I'm sure.

> > > or whatever, post a URL here. Don't post any "adult" content to the
> > > newsgroup.]
>
> > Hrm. What if we make naked ascii art? :)
>
> Same applies IMO, sorry. Maybe you could post it to alt.sex.fetish.dragons
> though ;)
>

I bet you've looked for the group, too. :)

> > > By the way, it was mostly intended as a joke. :) But I don't see what's
> > > sick about naked elves... *hrmph*.
>
> > Then why do you wear clothes at all? Hmmmm?
>
> Some people prefer it?

So? :)

> I don't want to inflict my appearance on the entire
> newsgroup?

Ya dont' seem like the self-conscious sort to me.

> It gets chilly sometimes?

So, get some weather dragon to make the sun come out. :)

> Helps reduce the cahnces of getting
> scratched by brambles or whatever? ;)
>

Since when do you do anything so dangerous? :)

> --quen
>
BluePard in da Fur

Wyrm

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Greetings.

kevin...@worldnet.att.net (Cerulean) enscribed the following:
>On Fri, 7 Aug 1998 10:13:11 GMT, laur...@wyrm.demon.co.uk (Wyrm)
>wrote:


>>There is nothing in his message that indicates
>>that he wants erotic pictures or if he wants pictures of mating habits of
>>Dragons for study.

>As there is very little that can definitively differentiate one from
>the other on a purely visual basis, are you implying that it's wrong
>only if he enjoys them?

That's conclusion jumping. I merely stated that from the message we would
not know what sort of pictures he was after.

Wyrm.

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Greetings.

x-ph...@prodigy.net (Tempest) enscribed the following:
>hmm...*grins* don't almost all creature have it in roughly the same
>area? On snakes it's where the long bellyscales stop and the multiple

Most, but not all.

The equipment is also different too. I believe reptiles have a cloaca or
something like that.

Wyrm

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Greetings.

"H. Kinetic" <ghul...@SPAMOFFnastything.com> enscribed the following:
> You b**tard!! } ;-) The part about the logs to the site was really

Watch your language. Even if it was meant in jest, it is not appropriate.

dragonfly

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~+~

>>>> Hello, Svywranth! Cool name. >:=8) <<
>
>Thank you. :) I try to disregard the last half, since everybody calls me Svy,
>and I think it's more.... fluid sounding, maybe?
>
>Jia's pretty cool, too. :) This group has lots of spiffy names.

jia used to be called rasha
which i thought was a pretty nifty name :)
but, jia, *why* were you called rasha? i could never quite figure that
out :)

btw, hi svy. im moon starr :)

>-------^------------------------------------------
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dragonfly

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~+~

>>Plus..umm...how would they kiss without biting the other dracs tounge
>>off? that reminds me of another question, do dracs hav forked tounges
>>or human-like tounges?
>
>Mine isn't forked, though I wouldn't go as far as to say it's human like. 'Tis
>more a cat-like tongue.

*sticks out her tongue*
mines light blue. like a cats :)

>Polenth

Polenth

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DOOMGuy wrote:

>>Btw, I have the logs now, with the machine names that accessed data...
>>the ISPs involved include

>::snip list::
>
>"And you'll notice that aol.com wasn't in that list. Thank you." =)
>

Shame. If I'd know it was logged I would've visited lots of times to make look
like all the AOL members in the ng must of visited! :)

ELynne

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On Tue, 11 Aug 1998, M.E.Smith wrote:
> My god! I just realized something! While my dragon form is blatantly
> female, I never even imagined there *being* genitalia or a waste
> system.
> Oh wait, that's right, I don't care.
> -Ellyra

Well, all righty then. >;=8) It's amazing what you can do with eyelashes.
No, seriously! If you're drawing a critter that's inherently
androgynous... like a dragon... about the only way to get the idea of
gender across is in the eyes. Or in the coloration, but I don't really
like pastel shading my dragons. >:=8P I discovered the trick with the
eyelashes when I was drawing a picture of Rasha's brother from a previous
life... I showed the picture to one of my friends who said "Awww, she's so
*cute*!" I said "Ack! He's male! And he's not cute!!" Then I realized
that I had drawn the picture without *wings*... you'd think I'd notice
that, but when I get into the "drawing trance" I can completely forget
details like wings. It's a pretty good picture, though. Despite being
wingless. And cute. >:=8p

Sam

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On Mon, 10 Aug 1998, Tempest wrote:

> >Btw, I have the logs now, with the machine names that accessed data...

> >the ISPs involved include ISD.net, home.com, communique.net,
[...]

> *grins* Prodiy.net wasn't there....hehe...at least I have proof that
> _I_ wasn't there ;8)

Nah. I'm sure you have another dialup that you use specifically for the
sole purpose of looking at naked elf and dragon pictures! :)

--quen

Sam

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On Mon, 10 Aug 1998 Blue...@my-dejanews.com wrote:

> > Helps reduce the cahnces of getting
> > scratched by brambles or whatever? ;)
> >
> Since when do you do anything so dangerous? :)

Hrmph. :)

--quen is well known for his death-defying feats of endurance (such as
walking across cambridge to get in to the computer lab and work,
even though it IS about 30 degrees C out there... well okay it
isn't exactly climbing mount everest but hey ;)


Sarah Kearsley

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On Mon, 10 Aug 1998 13:28:36 GMT, laur...@wyrm.demon.co.uk (Wyrm)
wrote:

>Greetings.
>
>x-ph...@prodigy.net (Tempest) enscribed the following:
>>hmm...*grins* don't almost all creature have it in roughly the same
>>area? On snakes it's where the long bellyscales stop and the multiple
>
>Most, but not all.
>
>The equipment is also different too. I believe reptiles have a cloaca or
>something like that.
>

Actually, they have two "penises" or hemipenes as they're called. Or,
well snakes and komodo dragons do at least. I'm not so sure about the
rest. Birds and amphibians only have cloacas.

Saiceen, just trying to show off random trivia, adds that hemipenes
are often spikey to better hold on to the female. Ouch!

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M.E.Smith

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My god! I just realized something! While my dragon form is blatantly
female, I never even imagined there *being* genitalia or a waste
system.
Oh wait, that's right, I don't care.

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Sam <sm...@eng.cam.ac.uk> wrote in article
<Pine.HPP.3.96L.98080...@club.eng.cam.ac.uk>...
> On Fri, 7 Aug 1998, Wyrm wrote:
<snip>
> > BTW, don't spank him - he might enjoy that! :8)
>
> I would not! *glares at Wyrm* :)
>

I never thought of elves as being related to monkeys... ;=8)

> --quen

Tempest

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On Mon, 10 Aug 1998 13:28:36 GMT, I actually got this post from
laur...@wyrm.demon.co.uk (Wyrm) and was able to post a reply.

>Greetings.
>
>x-ph...@prodigy.net (Tempest) enscribed the following:
>>hmm...*grins* don't almost all creature have it in roughly the same
>>area? On snakes it's where the long bellyscales stop and the multiple
>
>Most, but not all.
>
>The equipment is also different too. I believe reptiles have a cloaca or
>something like that.
>

>Wyrm.

I was answering Marada's question of um...where dracs...er...use the
bathroom*grins* I meant tha tmost creatures have it near the
back(except for one celled life forms and some insects I suppose...)
Tempest

Wyrm

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Greetings.

x-ph...@prodigy.net (Tempest) enscribed the following:

>I was answering Marada's question of um...where dracs...er...use the
>bathroom*grins* I meant tha tmost creatures have it near the
>back(except for one celled life forms and some insects I suppose...)
>Tempest

and except for some crustaceans, arthropods, all the plant kingdon (now
that's a very big slice of lifeforms).

Svywranth

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moon starr wrote:

>>btw, hi svy. im moon starr :)<<

::Svy bows his head::

Greetings, m'lady. Have a cookie. ::offers her one::

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Wyrm

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Greetings.

sm...@cam.ac.uk enscribed the following:


>--quen is well known for his death-defying feats of endurance (such as
> walking across cambridge to get in to the computer lab and work,
> even though it IS about 30 degrees C out there... well okay it
> isn't exactly climbing mount everest but hey ;)

I assume you are on about Centigrade there, which should not, technically,
be used now. I say this because the Celcius scale is not measured in
degrees; it is simply 30 Celcius. :8)

Wyrm - I had a rush of pedantry - so sue me! :8)

Sam

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On Tue, 11 Aug 1998, Wyrm wrote:

> Wyrm - I had a rush of pedantry - so sue me! :8)

I wonder if that's what that... (argh! stop it! that was - argh! - that -
argh!- last post! ;)

Er.

I wonder if the song which goes "I've got a rush, running right through my
head,..." was referring to the same thing... a rush of pedantry... yeah,
that works...

--quen


dragonfly

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~+~

>>>btw, hi svy. im moon starr :)<<
>
>::Svy bows his head::
>
>Greetings, m'lady. Have a cookie. ::offers her one::

cookies. mmmm. thank you svy :)
*offers svy jelly-babies*

>Svy the Blissfully Ignorant

BluePard

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dragonfly wrote:
> >Mine isn't forked, though I wouldn't go as far as to say it's human like. 'Tis
> >more a cat-like tongue.
>
> *sticks out her tongue*
> mines light blue. like a cats :)
>
Erm, I think you need to take yer cat to a vet. :)

> >Polenth

Digital Dragon

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On Tue, 11 Aug 1998 14:50:34 GMT, Wyrm had thoughts about Re: Where can i see pics of dragons doing sex?:


> Greetings.
>
> sm...@cam.ac.uk enscribed the following:
> >--quen is well known for his death-defying feats of endurance (such as
> > walking across cambridge to get in to the computer lab and work,
> > even though it IS about 30 degrees C out there... well okay it
> > isn't exactly climbing mount everest but hey ;)
>
> I assume you are on about Centigrade there, which should not, technically,
> be used now. I say this because the Celcius scale is not measured in
> degrees; it is simply 30 Celcius. :8)
>

> Wyrm - I had a rush of pedantry - so sue me! :8)
>

Wouldn't that be Kalvin. Last I checked, Celcius is indeed measured in
degrees. 30°C, for example. Least that's how we measured it in South
Africa.

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Tempest

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>> *grins* Prodiy.net wasn't there....hehe...at least I have proof that
>> _I_ wasn't there ;8)
>
>Nah. I'm sure you have another dialup that you use specifically for the
>sole purpose of looking at naked elf and dragon pictures! :)
>
>--quen

*grins* I resent that! I have no interest in naked elves or dragons!
Now...anthro characters in general...*grins*

Tempest(just a note: I'm kidding...I'm not interested int his whole
erotic/sexual/porn business.....of course, if a good joke comes
along;8p)

Arcturax Kenderdragon

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In article <Pine.HPP.3.96L.98080...@club.eng.cam.ac.uk>,
sm...@cam.ac.uk wrote:

> Btw, I have the logs now, with the machine names that accessed data...
> the ISPs involved include ISD.net, home.com, communique.net,

> uu.net(twice), demon.co.uk, blueriver.net, erols.com (twice),
> quebectel.com, t-online.de, mindspring.com, netvigator.com,
> concentric.net, and hal-pc.org. So all you people are guilty. You know who
> you are, I can't be bothered to search the newsgroup to figure out the
> names ;)

You missed siscom.net... maybe I was cloaked >:8)

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>I assume you are on about Centigrade there, which should not, technically,
>be used now. I say this because the Celcius scale is not measured in
>degrees; it is simply 30 Celcius.

I thought that was the Kelvin scale.
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Wyrm

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Greetings.

digi...@gerxac.discovernet.net enscribed the following:


>On Tue, 11 Aug 1998 14:50:34 GMT, Wyrm had thoughts about Re: Where can i see
> pics of dragons doing sex?:

>> I assume you are on about Centigrade there, which should not, technically,
>> be used now. I say this because the Celcius scale is not measured in

>> degrees; it is simply 30 Celcius. :8)


>Wouldn't that be Kalvin. Last I checked, Celcius is indeed measured in
>degrees. 30°C, for example. Least that's how we measured it in South
>Africa.

No. Centigrade is measured in degrees. Celcius and Kelvin aren't.

Wyrm.

Sam

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On Wed, 12 Aug 1998, Tempest wrote:

> Tempest(just a note: I'm kidding...I'm not interested int his whole
> erotic/sexual/porn business.....of course, if a good joke comes along

Hrm, pretty sweeping statement. What does your mate think about that? ;)

[Okay, so maybe you don't have one, but of course, if a good joke comes
along... ;)

--quen


Sam

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On Wed, 12 Aug 1998, Arcturax Kenderdragon wrote:

> > Btw, I have the logs now, with the machine names that accessed data...
>

> You missed siscom.net... maybe I was cloaked >:8)

Curses! Foiled again!

And what were you doing cloaked? You should've been naked ;)

--quen


dragonfly

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>> >Mine isn't forked, though I wouldn't go as far as to say it's human like.
>'Tis
>> >more a cat-like tongue.
>>
>> *sticks out her tongue*
>> mines light blue. like a cats :)
>>
>Erm, I think you need to take yer cat to a vet. :)

i meant its *shaped* like a cat
not the *color* of a cats :)

Wyrm

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Greetings.

fould...@aol.com (FoulDragon) enscribed the following:


>>I assume you are on about Centigrade there, which should not, technically,
>>be used now. I say this because the Celcius scale is not measured in
>>degrees; it is simply 30 Celcius.

>I thought that was the Kelvin scale.

See my reply to Digital Dragon.

Tarpan

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aeri...@mailexcite.com wrote

>Palshife thinks for a moment.
>
>I'll have mine forked!
>
>Palshife's tounge turns forked.

Jumping in on the conversation, Double asks, "Now, is your toung like a
fork with four umm.... tongs? Or does it fork like a road. Or is it
really a threek with three umm.... whatever you'd call those things. Or
did you just substitute a fork for your toung, in which case I wonder how
you'd be able to move it to any effectivness.

"Oh, if you want to know, my tounge is not forked and will remain in this
fashion." Double sticks her toung out and attempts to look at it herself,
only succedding in crossing her eyes, which is really weird.

-------
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I be both, then it will say both's names, should I be the kids, then it
will say the kids, etc. etc.
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>"Oh, if you want to know, my tounge is not forked and will remain in this
>fashion." Double sticks her toung out and attempts to look at it herself,
>only succedding in crossing her eyes, which is really weird.

Marada sticks his two-pronged fork tongue out at Double, creates a surgical
steel blade, and asks 'are you sure-- I could do it while you wait....'

Chris Kennedy

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On Wed, 12 Aug 1998 08:41:25 GMT, laur...@wyrm.demon.co.uk (Wyrm)
wrote in alt.fan.dragons:

>No. Centigrade is measured in degrees. Celcius and Kelvin aren't.

In the US, at least, Celsius is measured in degrees celsius, Kelvin is
measured in kelvins. From the website of the National Institute of
Standards and Technology
(http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Units/units.html): "The unit of Celsius
temperature is the degree Celsius, symbol °C." =)

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On Wed, 12 Aug 1998 10:29:14 -0700, "Tarpan" <ta...@geocities.com>
wrote:

>Jumping in on the conversation, Double asks, "Now, is your toung like a
>fork with four umm.... tongs? Or does it fork like a road. Or is it
>really a threek with three umm.... whatever you'd call those things.

"Tines."

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Jia wrote:

>Well, all righty then. >;=8) It's amazing what you can do with eyelashes.
>No, seriously! If you're drawing a critter that's inherently
>androgynous... like a dragon... about the only way to get the idea of
>gender across is in the eyes. Or in the coloration, but I don't really
>like pastel shading my dragons. >:=8P

So what do you do when drawing a dragon like me, who is a long way from being a
pastel shade, and who has no eyelashes?:) In real life, non-humans often don't
look obviously male and female by human standards. That's why people keep
thinking my cat is female (which he gets cross about:)).


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Greetings.

lyrd...@godgeocities.com (Chris Kennedy) enscribed the following:


>On Wed, 12 Aug 1998 08:41:25 GMT, laur...@wyrm.demon.co.uk (Wyrm)
>wrote in alt.fan.dragons:
>>No. Centigrade is measured in degrees. Celcius and Kelvin aren't.
>In the US, at least, Celsius is measured in degrees celsius, Kelvin is
>measured in kelvins. From the website of the National Institute of
>Standards and Technology

That just shows you how much the American Institutions really know!
It is a very common misconception, very common, common enough for some Web
Page writer to put it down unconciously!

Sarah Kearsley

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On Thu, 13 Aug 1998 09:09:38 GMT, laur...@wyrm.demon.co.uk (Wyrm)
wrote:

>Greetings.

Hiya.


>
>lyrd...@godgeocities.com (Chris Kennedy) enscribed the following:
>>On Wed, 12 Aug 1998 08:41:25 GMT, laur...@wyrm.demon.co.uk (Wyrm)
>>wrote in alt.fan.dragons:
>>>No. Centigrade is measured in degrees. Celcius and Kelvin aren't.
>>In the US, at least, Celsius is measured in degrees celsius, Kelvin is
>>measured in kelvins. From the website of the National Institute of
>>Standards and Technology
>
>That just shows you how much the American Institutions really know!
>It is a very common misconception, very common, common enough for some Web
>Page writer to put it down unconciously!
>

Wyrm, the International Committee of Weights and Measures uses the
degree C as well. Take a look at
http://www.omega.com/techref/itemp.html. And this is quite unlikely
to be the error of the web page writer as it is used in the figures as
well.

Saiceen, who sticks her tounge out at Wyrm.

ELynne

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On Tue, 11 Aug 1998, Tempest wrote:
> I was answering Marada's question of um...where dracs...er...use the
> bathroom*grins* I meant tha tmost creatures have it near the
> back(except for one celled life forms and some insects I suppose...)
> Tempest

Dragons use the bathroom in the bathroom, of course. >:=8)

Suddenly wondering if there'd be a problem with the "Little Drak's
Room"... how to tell the stick figure symbol of the drakes from the
dragonesses...

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On 13 Aug 1998 01:59:42 GMT, pol...@aol.com (Polenth) wrote:

>Jia wrote:
>
>>Well, all righty then. >;=8) It's amazing what you can do with eyelashes.
>>No, seriously! If you're drawing a critter that's inherently
>>androgynous... like a dragon... about the only way to get the idea of
>>gender across is in the eyes. Or in the coloration, but I don't really
>>like pastel shading my dragons. >:=8P
>
>So what do you do when drawing a dragon like me, who is a long way from being a
>pastel shade, and who has no eyelashes?:) In real life, non-humans often don't

I'm pretty sure I'm not pastel, unless you can do a deceptively
pastel shade that to non-beleivers looks bright purple. ;Þ


>look obviously male and female by human standards. That's why people keep
>thinking my cat is female (which he gets cross about:)).

II have a similar problem....My cat Sascha is male, right? And my cat
Tommy is female. Thomasina. Tommy looks female enough, but people
always get confused by the name. And Sascha, well, the name, and the
fact that he looks suitably sexless. I swear his name means Alexander!
>
>
>Polenth
>


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Without anything better to post today, and jumping on the whole thread
bandwagon, I have one question to ask, where can I see some pics of dragons brushing
their teeth. I've always wondered if dragons really do that?


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On Thu, 13 Aug 1998, Jack T.Dragon wrote:
> Without anything better to post today, and jumping on the whole thread
> bandwagon, I have one question to ask, where can I see some pics of dragons brushing
> their teeth. I've always wondered if dragons really do that?
> | -=Jack the TechnoDragon=- | Please remove the second, |

<blink> <blinkblink> Argh! Darnit!! Well...when I get my web page up,
you'll be able to see a picture of a dragon brushing er's teeth. Now
you've put the idea in my head... ack! Pr'aps those of us with artistic
bents could all get together and draw pictures of dragons brushing their
teeth? Then we'd link them all together, and when somebody asks for
dragon art we can point to them, and they'll be horribly confused. >:=8)
I'm starting to *like* this idea!!

DOOMGuy

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>Pr'aps those of us with artistic
>bents could all get together and draw pictures of dragons brushing their
>teeth? Then we'd link them all together, and when somebody asks for
>dragon art we can point to them, and they'll be horribly confused. >:=8)
>I'm starting to *like* this idea!!

Once he stops laughing, Cray adds:
"That's the best ide I've heard in a while... which tells you something about
the people I hang out with =) Seriously, though, I like it!"

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Aug 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/14/98
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In article <Pine.SUN.4.01.98081...@galileo.cris.com>,
ELynne@concentricdotnet wrote:

>
> <blink> <blinkblink> Argh! Darnit!! Well...when I get my web page up,
> you'll be able to see a picture of a dragon brushing er's teeth. Now

> you've put the idea in my head... ack! Pr'aps those of us with artistic


> bents could all get together and draw pictures of dragons brushing their
> teeth? Then we'd link them all together, and when somebody asks for
> dragon art we can point to them, and they'll be horribly confused. >:=8)
> I'm starting to *like* this idea!!

*salutes* I'm on it Cap'n! :)

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M.E.Smith

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On 13 Aug 1998 10:54:48 PDT, ELynne <Ely...@cris.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 11 Aug 1998, Tempest wrote:
>> I was answering Marada's question of um...where dracs...er...use the
>> bathroom*grins* I meant tha tmost creatures have it near the
>> back(except for one celled life forms and some insects I suppose...)
>> Tempest
>
>Dragons use the bathroom in the bathroom, of course. >:=8)
>
>Suddenly wondering if there'd be a problem with the "Little Drak's
>Room"... how to tell the stick figure symbol of the drakes from the
>dragonesses...
>

How about a little stick figure of a dragon wearing a skirt? It'd
wouldn't be accurate, but in many cases, the stick figure of a human
wearing a skirt isn't accurate either.

Greffindel the Plaid

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In article <ExJ5n...@flightdata.co.uk>, laur...@wyrm.demon.co.uk (Wyrm)
wrote:

> Greetings.
>
> sm...@cam.ac.uk enscribed the following:
> >--quen is well known for his death-defying feats of endurance (such as
> > walking across cambridge to get in to the computer lab and work,
> > even though it IS about 30 degrees C out there... well okay it
> > isn't exactly climbing mount everest but hey ;)
>

> I assume you are on about Centigrade there, which should not, technically,
> be used now. I say this because the Celcius scale is not measured in

> degrees; it is simply 30 Celcius. :8)

So, apart from the different name and the use of the word 'degree',
exactly what is the difference between the Centigrade scale and the
Celsius? (Strongly anticipating the answer 'none whatsoever', which is
the impression I get from several reference works near my desk...)

> Wyrm - I had a rush of pedantry - so sue me! :8)

Nah. Never sue a Wyrm. :)
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> ELynne wrote
> On Thu, 13 Aug 1998, Jack T.Dragon wrote:
<snip>

> <blink> <blinkblink> Argh! Darnit!! Well...when I get my web page up,
> you'll be able to see a picture of a dragon brushing er's teeth. Now
> you've put the idea in my head... ack! Pr'aps those of us with artistic
> bents could all get together and draw pictures of dragons brushing their
> teeth? Then we'd link them all together, and when somebody asks for
> dragon art we can point to them, and they'll be horribly confused. >:=8)
> I'm starting to *like* this idea!!

*ROTFL!!!!!* Now -that's- an idea...! } ;-) Actually, I have this sketch
of a dragon in a business suit reading AFD on his computer... it
was meant to accompany the "real, physical dragons posting to
the NG" section of the HK FAQ. It's on ruled notebook paper,
but I suppose I could redraw it and scan it. *G* I have a
series of sketches exploring the possible use of a prehensile
tail to manipulate a mouse or trackball. } ;-)
of dragons cleaning the tile in their bathrooms, channel surfing,
assembling WWII models and compiling code (Marada!)....
<snort> Enough with this "soaring around in an incomprehesibly
beautiful Boris Vallejo-Maxfield Parrish world" nonsense!! *g*

> -- Jia Maebashi, The Procrastinating Draconid

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FoulDragon

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>I have a
>series of sketches exploring the possible use of a prehensile
>tail to manipulate a mouse or trackball. } ;-)
>of dragons cleaning the tile in their bathrooms, channel surfing,
>assembling WWII models and compiling code (Marada!)....

Where can I see these? I would be interested to see how to use my tail to
finish my destruction of the Generico Technologies Economy Model No 6040
Two-Button Serial Mouse Factory Second... and you're implying you drew me
compiling code? I would really like to see that.... perhaps there's something
I can use for the basics of X11 programming.

H. Kinetic

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> Marada wrote
> > Happy wrote

> >I have a
> >series of sketches exploring the possible use of a prehensile
> >tail to manipulate a mouse or trackball. } ;-)
> >of dragons cleaning the tile in their bathrooms, channel surfing,
> >assembling WWII models and compiling code (Marada!)....
>
> Where can I see these?

Well, um, somehow part of this post got mangled when I
posted it... I -DO- have sketches of dragons using computers
and manipulating trackballs --on ruled notebook paper, feh--
but not the other activities. } :-( Insert "It would be really cool
to make pictures" before "of dragons cleaning...." } ;-P

> I would be interested to see how to use my tail to
> finish my destruction of the Generico Technologies Economy
> Model No 6040 Two-Button Serial Mouse Factory Second...

"Generico Technologies"?! Are you making that up??
} ;-)

> and you're implying you drew me
> compiling code? I would really like to see that....

<snip>

Well, I guess I can make it!! No guarantee on the turn
around time, though. If I -did- make a decent picture of you or
any other AFDer, I would certainly notify you, or the creature
in question, as the case may be.

> Marada Coeurfuege Shra'drakaii

HK >^..^<

Digital Dragon

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On 13 Aug 1998 10:54:48 PDT, ELynne had thoughts about Re: Where can i see pics of dragons doing sex?:


> On Tue, 11 Aug 1998, Tempest wrote:
> > I was answering Marada's question of um...where dracs...er...use the
> > bathroom*grins* I meant tha tmost creatures have it near the
> > back(except for one celled life forms and some insects I suppose...)
> > Tempest
>
> Dragons use the bathroom in the bathroom, of course. >:=8)
>
> Suddenly wondering if there'd be a problem with the "Little Drak's
> Room"... how to tell the stick figure symbol of the drakes from the
> dragonesses...
>

Just have to go with the Mars and Venus symbols instead......

=Digi
>


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>
> "Generico Technologies"?! Are you making that up??
>} ;-)

Yes, of course. They're the people behind my motherboard, my cheap case, and
my cheap keyboard too.

>Well, I guess I can make it!! No guarantee on the turn
>around time, though. If I -did- make a decent picture of you or
>any other AFDer, I would certainly notify you, or the creature
>in question, as the case may be.

No. I misunderstood your statement. The way it sounded, you had one and it
sounded like it was of me. Don't bother going to any effort on that unless you
were already planning it... I have no need to distract you from more productive
pursuits.

Karrolanth

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Quoth the Raven: "Wossname!" Quoth Digital Dragon:

[I haven't seen most of this thread (someone wants _dragon_
pornography?!), but thought I'd reply to this bit!]


> > Dragons use the bathroom in the bathroom, of course. >:=8)
> > Suddenly wondering if there'd be a problem with the "Little Drak's
> > Room"... how to tell the stick figure symbol of the drakes from the
> > dragonesses...
> Just have to go with the Mars and Venus symbols instead......

My son has a book with (cartoon) dinosaurs in it - the dinos stop
at a roadside cafe, and there are three signs for toilets...men,
women, and dinosaurs. :-) He wanted to know why the dinos had
their own toilets...but he didn't notice that according to the
sign, both male and female dinosaurs would have to use the same
facilities! :-)

Karrolanth, who just felt like sharing that bit of useless
information... :-)
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> FoulDragon wrote
> > Happy wrote
<snip>

> >Well, I guess I can make it!! No guarantee on the turn
> >around time, though.
<snip>

> No. I misunderstood your statement. The way it sounded, you had one and
it
> sounded like it was of me. Don't bother going to any effort on that
unless you
> were already planning it... I have no need to distract you from more
productive
> pursuits.

*ROTFL!!!!* My precious aimless surfing the internet time!!
Ruthlessly truncated by other pursuits!! } ;-D Seriously,
I -should- be doing things like AFD artwork... my brain would
devolve less...

Ss n Spur

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>
>Look French kissing dragons....
>They can really kiss...
>http://www.furnation.com/dhriisi/dragons/kiss.gif
>

As a notice: Yes, I'm the artist of that pic. Please, if you're going to post
URLs to my artwork, even if it's on a public page, email me _FIRST_. I'd
rather people linked to my main page and let others look through it than having
people just being linked to pics of myself and my mate...
Email: sst...@aol.com

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