Trimble positioned himself well behind the trifle and awaited help to
topple this monstrous towering feat of trifle architecture onto Gywn.
Trimble motioned to the others, " Who's gonna give the signal she is
fast approaching..." hhehehheheh " Trimble quietly sniggered and
announced " Let the food fight begin " as trimble hooved a hundred
choco cakes at Gywn.
<Trimble> Sig Resistance is futile.
"i would rather out think my enemies than out fight them"
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Sky taps Trimble on the shoulder. "Now hold it," she says sternly. "What
did Gywn do to deserve this?" She looks at the chocolate cake splattered all
over everything. "Aw, what the heck," she mutters, and turns a cream pie
upside-down on Trimble's head.
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Trimble looked at Sky somewhat bemused and laughed" listen its all
planned Gywn's been in hospital for two weeks and Ummmm nice cream pie
here have some SPLLUTTT" Trimble laughed and gestured too sky" NOW
look i have had to remove all my message from the news group
otherwise gywn wouldve noticed them on her return, All of ALFRANDRIA
is gonna help me SPLUT Gywn as a welcome home pressie hehhehheh"
Trimble stood uneasy and showed Sky his trifle extravanganza a
monument of stature maintained with lots of filling and of enormous
proportions to be toppled onto Gywn who was fast approaching Trimble's
lookout tower. " Now look as he hooved 50 choco muffins at Sky the
plans are all set to follow on my old message " Lets Sparklie Gywn"
But its all got a bit confusing" Trimble sat down on one of his
squidgy choco cakes and calmy felt that his plan was going wrong,
"DOHHH DOH DOH DOH !!!!!!!"
Jack quickly picks up his burger and fries and begins to shuffle away. "I
don't wanna get my new coat all dirty with food pasted all over it, do you realize
what dry cleaning bills are nowadays?" A few dragons give him a weird look as he
hurridly moves behind a nearby car. "Well, I'm safe now, you can begin if you want
to."
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Sky comes up behind Jack and taps him on the shoulder. "'scuze me." When he
turns around, she puts a big plate of scrambled eggs with ketchup on them in
his face. "Sorry. Couldn't resist," she says, handing him a coupon for a
free dry-clean.
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Jack stands there staring at Sky. "You realize that I'm a vegeterian and eggs
are quite disgusting to me." His face twitches as he stands up and sets his food down
on the top of teh car.
Jack then picks up his big Phased Particle Rifle and with a slight giggle
under his breath looks at the gun, looks at Sky, then looks at his gun again. A smile
slowly crawls across his face as he slowly looks back up at Sky.
"Hey, Jack it was just a joke, c'mon, that gus is a little big and looks kinda
dangerous..."
"Yeah, it sure does."
Jack immediately rests the gun's butt against the ground with the barrel up at
his chest. He begins to pack the fries and what's left of his garden burger into the
it.
He then raises it into a firing pose and presses some codes into the keypad on
the side. Taking site at Sky, she crignes slightly as Jack fires. The food splatters
all over Sky's chest and face. She just stares at him.
"OK, everyone, now that I'm soiled and I have a coupon for a free drycleaning,
I'm game. Let's get this fight started proper..." He loads some more food into his gun
and begins firing it into the air. "Yeeee-Hawwwww...." He runs towrads the crown of
dragons.
Sky just stands there. She mumbles to herself, "He's nuts."
The next day:
Jack walks into Generico Dry Cleaning (name borrowed from another thread) and
looks at the receptionist. She just stares at the dragon wearing his big green coat
covered with bits of dried food. He holds out the coupon to her and says, "I'd like to
use this please." She takes the coupon from him and hands him some small tags.
"Uhh, here, affix these to your clothes then place them onto the motorized
rack over there."
She looks down for a moment, then looks back up. She sees that Jack's nowhere
in sight. Then she notices him moving along the rack having hung himself up while
still wearing his clothes.
He looks at her and says, "I'm somewhat dirty too, you don't mind if I get
cleaned too."
She runs after him as he begins to rise towards the cieling on the cable.
"Sir, you can't do that..."
Oh. So sorry {:) <-- that's supposed to be puppy-dog eyes.
> The next day:
> Jack walks into Generico Dry Cleaning (name borrowed from another thread) and
> looks at the receptionist. She just stares at the dragon wearing his big green coat
> covered with bits of dried food. He holds out the coupon to her and says, "I'd like to
> use this please." She takes the coupon from him and hands him some small tags.
> "Uhh, here, affix these to your clothes then place them onto the motorized
> rack over there."
> She looks down for a moment, then looks back up. She sees that Jack's nowhere
> in sight. Then she notices him moving along the rack having hung himself up while
> still wearing his clothes.
> He looks at her and says, "I'm somewhat dirty too, you don't mind if I get
> cleaned too."
> She runs after him as he begins to rise towards the cieling on the cable.
> "Sir, you can't do that..."
ROLFMHATO!
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#>
#>>
#>Sky taps Trimble on the shoulder. "Now hold it," she says sternly.
"What
#>did Gywn do to deserve this?" She looks at the chocolate cake
splattered all
#>over everything. "Aw, what the heck," she mutters, and turns a
cream pie
#>upside-down on Trimble's head.
#>
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<Trimble> Sig Resistance is futile
Having composed himself after an onslaught of cream pie trimble looked
at Sky with eager anticipation and gleefully produced a very small
choco cake and gave it too Sky. Trimble galloped into the undergrowth
trying to contain his laughter and propped up an umbrella for instant
protection.
KAABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMmmmmmm The sticky choco cake exploded and
had enough choco sauce to fill an arena of immeasurable proportions. "
AWWWAYYyyyy it GGGOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! " Trimble laughed out loud as it
monsooned onto Sky's head.
Gwyn
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*After mentally kicking myself for not figuring out there was something funny
about that cake* All right, Trimble, this means war! *Me picks up fire hose
and sprays Trimble and anybody unfortunate enough to be withing 200 feet of
us with gallons and gallons of vichyssoise*
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Hey, that hurt! *me pulls bowl off my head and throws very large salmon at
Roanath*
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