NEW GOLD DRAGON LOOKING FOR MATE]]]]
pmcn...@access.k12.wv.us
I AM A PROUD AND HEROIC DRAGON. I HAVE FAUGHT IN THE WAR OF THE ROSES AND I
HAVE BEEN TO THE OTHER PLANES. I AM 1800 YEARS OLD AND AM LOKKING FOR A MATE.
WE WOULD LIVE AT MY CAVERNS UNDER MIRTH TARAS.
Sue Bogar
<clap clap applaud>. You might not want to scream, it hurts us dragons'
superior hearing, you know. And you might want to think a bit, for it
seems in these parts that a dragoness looks for a mate by who they are
inside, not by how loud they can boast. For we are all dragons here, and
we all have accomplishments just as cool and brave, etc. and more foten
than not, those who get a mate are te ones who weren't looking fro one..
shimmerwings
---wiccan---dragon---elfkin---krynnian---philosopher---kender---artist---me---
Come away, O human child
To the waters and the wild Look, Raist, bunnies... ____
With a faerie, hand in hand \|><|\
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand \|\ |\
Freedom of Speech (1776-1996)
It was good while it lasted. Funeral arrangements to be announced.
Marks Robert B
: I AM A PROUD AND HEROIC DRAGON. I HAVE FAUGHT IN THE WAR OF THE ROSES AND I
: HAVE BEEN TO THE OTHER PLANES. I AM 1800 YEARS OLD AND AM LOKKING FOR A MATE.
: WE WOULD LIVE AT MY CAVERNS UNDER MIRTH TARAS.
What is your gender?
Dragonmage
--
"All our kind is feared by mortals," the Shivan [Dragon] stated. "They
hunt us out of fear, out of the fear that ignorance provides. The result
is that when in need, few mortals will help our kind."
-- from The Dragonquest
Drachene
: I AM A PROUD AND HEROIC DRAGON. I HAVE FAUGHT IN THE WAR OF THE ROSES AND I
: HAVE BEEN TO THE OTHER PLANES. I AM 1800 YEARS OLD AND AM LOKKING FOR A MATE.
: WE WOULD LIVE AT MY CAVERNS UNDER MIRTH TARAS.
"Welcome and well met! I am Shadowmuse, mate of Jester. I'm not sure
you will find a mate like that. Most of us prefer to be courted, and
have our mates, or mates-to-be come visiting the parties and such.
Arranged matings have been out for years here. Though there is one other
golden here that I know of. Her name is the Golden Prinsess. I'm sure
she will reply, but if not, go looking."
-- Shadowmuse, mate of the mighty *snicker* Jester
Erin Lynn
>
>I AM A PROUD AND HEROIC DRAGON. I HAVE FAUGHT IN THE WAR OF THE ROSES AND I
>HAVE BEEN TO THE OTHER PLANES. I AM 1800 YEARS OLD AND AM LOKKING FOR A MATE.
>WE WOULD LIVE AT MY CAVERNS UNDER MIRTH TARAS.
Rasha giggles uncontrollably. "You faught in the War of the Roses? Can
you say that in public?" And she proceeds to ROTFL.
--Rasha the Highly Amused Dragon
Laurence Mee
In article <19960320.112333...@WVNVM.WVNET.EDU>
pmcn...@access.k12.wv.us writes:
> I AM A PROUD AND HEROIC DRAGON. I HAVE FAUGHT IN THE WAR OF THE ROSES AND I
> HAVE BEEN TO THE OTHER PLANES. I AM 1800 YEARS OLD AND AM LOKKING FOR A MATE.
> WE WOULD LIVE AT MY CAVERNS UNDER MIRTH TARAS.
So you're quite young then...but you don't say if you're male, female,
androgyne, or what-have-you. In fact, you don't even give your name! Not
shy are we...and do you have to shout so.
There once was a dragon that shouted,
all requests to desist were flouted.
It was obvious that
it was too obstinate
so the dragon was severely clouted.
--
Wyrm.
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http://www.augusta.co.uk/~lrm/laurence.htm
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Sophie Davies
pmcn...@access.k12.wv.us writes
>
>I AM A PROUD AND HEROIC DRAGON. I HAVE FAUGHT IN THE WAR OF THE ROSES AND I
>HAVE BEEN TO THE OTHER PLANES. I AM 1800 YEARS OLD AND AM LOKKING FOR A MATE.
>WE WOULD LIVE AT MY CAVERNS UNDER MIRTH TARAS.
*Goldey looks over at the shouting dragon*
"You might want a mate, but could you keep it down? Sorry, I'm taken.
Not that you'd want me as a mate any way, I'm 40cm tall, golden and
black with a strip of red hair about 5cm's long. Silverstars my mate,
you may have seen him, although his server is swallowing my mail up so
we can't talk together."
*Goldey waves goodbye and fly's up into the sky*
--
Golden Prinsess
Ember Darkfyre
sbo...@gl.umbc.edu says...
>
>
><clap clap applaud>. You might not want to scream, it hurts us dragons'
>superior hearing, you know. And you might want to think a bit, for it
>seems in these parts that a dragoness looks for a mate by who they are
>inside, not by how loud they can boast. For we are all dragons here, and
>we all have accomplishments just as cool and brave, etc. and more foten
>than not, those who get a mate are te ones who weren't looking fro one..
>
>shimmerwings
Heh... accomplishments... heh. Oh, and remember, I didn't get a mate by just
sitting around doing nothing ;) (Seems like this guy is using the Ember(tm)
Method (c 1995))
>---wiccan---dragon---elfkin---krynnian---philosopher---kender---artist---me
---
>Come away, O human child
>To the waters and the wild Look, Raist, bunnies... ____
>With a faerie, hand in hand \|><|\
>For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand \|\ |\
>
> Freedom of Speech (1776-1996)
> It was good while it lasted. Funeral arrangements to be announced.
(btw, froody sig)
Ember Darkfyre, mate of Aryltran
Ruler of House Darkfyre
Holder of the First Throne of the High Council of Neatha
************************************************************
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
************************************************************
Metallica:...And Justice for All: To Live is to Die
Coruscen
>Rasha giggles uncontrollably. "You faught in the War of the Roses? Can
>you say that in public?" And she proceeds to ROTFL.
>
>--Rasha the Highly Amused Dragon
Coruscen's writer opens a dimensional portal and steps through. "Well,
you must notice the structure used: 'Have Faught.' I hypothesize that
'faught' is an euphamism for some common word--Perhaps ice-cream.
yes, 'I have icecream in the War of the Roses.' That only leaves the
elementary matter of verb tenses. Hmmm..."
(Dragon Classified Ads. What will they think of next? SRF seeking SRM,
object: mating. Must have hoard. Enquire at...)
Ipsifendous Archilochus
"Don't worry, NEW GOLD DRAGON," Greffindel encourages. "Women do that
to me all the time."
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Djonahh Shiko
pmcn...@access.k12.wv.us writes:
>
> I AM A PROUD AND HEROIC DRAGON. I HAVE FAUGHT IN THE WAR OF THE ROSES AND I
> HAVE BEEN TO THE OTHER PLANES. I AM 1800 YEARS OLD AND AM LOKKING FOR A MATE.
> WE WOULD LIVE AT MY CAVERNS UNDER MIRTH TARAS.
*Djonahh smiles and listens, which wasn't too hard, to the bold, if rather loud
statement..*
"Well, Mr Dragon, have you thought about the complications involved in attaining
a mate..? Like courting or being shy, blushing or even getting to know members
of the opposite sex..? Or throwing pies, jello moulds and cream at them..?
or chasing them round hills or biting playfully on their tails..? or..or..OR
EATING LEMONS AND SPITTING THE PIPS OUT AT THEM?? OR PLANTING ROTTEN CABBAGE
CARCASSES IN THEIR NESTS OR CALLING THEM NAMES LIKE SNUGGUMS, POOKY AND FLUFF
BALL..? NO..?" *Djonahh goes an even brighter red and clenches his claws
together as a sweat bead trickles down an eyeridge...*
"OR SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE TO GET ATTENTION OR SINGING 'MY OLE MAN'S
A DUSTBIN' THROUGH A SEA SHELL..? *deeeeeeeep breathhhh* OR RECITING THE
ALPHABET BACKWARDS IN FRONT OF THEM WHILST TAPPING THE BEAT OUT WITH YOUR TOES
TO THE 1812 OVERTURE..? NOOOOO..? well how do you think I met Zensis..?"
__________________________________________
Djonahh Shiko - Mate of the byoootiful Zensis,
blood-brother to Styraco,
Friend to many....
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Erin J. Cashier
On Sun, 24 Mar 1996, Sue Bogar wrote:
> >
> > Heh... accomplishments... heh. Oh, and remember, I didn't get a mate by just
> > sitting around doing nothing ;) (Seems like this guy is using the Ember(tm)
> > Method (c 1995))
>
> Yeah, but Ember, you were using the Whining method, he's using the "look
> at me, i'm so cool" method, which is slightly different. Yours at least
> has a bit of a chance among certain dragonesses, though I'm still stumped
> as to why... His post was a little bit too much similar to the tone of
> the Mint Sauce Guy...
>
> > (btw, froody sig)
>
> thanks =), it's a bit too long, but hopefully that last part won't always
> have to be there...
>
> Shimmerwings aka who remembers the Mint Sauce Guy? =)
theri grins. I remember the mint sauce guy. Thank heavens for Tums!
*huggles to shim, you pineapple you ;) *
theri - mate of Narlaq, and mother of Soreth
> ---wiccan---dragon---elfkin---krynnian---philosopher---kender---artist---me---
Targaff Sarachanvator
Sue Bogar <sbo...@gl.umbc.edu> wrote:
>For we are all dragons here, and we all have accomplishments just as
>cool and brave, etc. and more foten than not, those who get a mate are
Yeah, dragons and futons get on really well... errr, no, that's
not quite right, somehow :)
>the ones who weren't looking for one..
Targaff, apologising for not passing up a comment on a typo :)
Sue Bogar
> > Shimmerwings aka who remembers the Mint Sauce Guy? =)
>
> theri grins. I remember the mint sauce guy. Thank heavens for Tums!
> *huggles to shim, you pineapple you ;) *
> theri - mate of Narlaq, and mother of Soreth
hehe =). I don't think i'll ever forget the Mint sauce guy.. that one
stays in mym memory just as fondly as whatever spammer posted the porn
that Skant replied to <sighs wistfully, and the cracks up into maniacal
laughter>
shimmerwings, perchance hoping for an interesting spam to screw with
Beth Long
>
> > > Shimmerwings aka who remembers the Mint Sauce Guy? =)
I do! I do! :)
> > theri grins. I remember the mint sauce guy. Thank heavens for Tums!
> > *huggles to shim, you pineapple you ;) *
> > theri - mate of Narlaq, and mother of Soreth
>
> hehe =). I don't think i'll ever forget the Mint sauce guy.. that one
> stays in mym memory just as fondly as whatever spammer posted the porn
> that Skant replied to <sighs wistfully, and the cracks up into maniacal
> laughter>
>
> shimmerwings, perchance hoping for an interesting spam to screw with
*MWAH!* Good night everybody! <g>
Did we ever find out what that guy went well with? Was it a light pesto
or the gelatin found on Spam?
<g>
===============================================================================
Beth Long| Mentor | "I want to ask you a political question."
ed-long@ | C&M DEP | "Yes?"
ux5.cso. | UIUC | "A question of marriage."
uiuc.edu | | "That's a political question?!?"
| | from Fiddler on the Roof
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nstn5713
>"Well, Mr Dragon, have you thought about the complications involved in
attaining
>a mate..? Like courting or being shy, blushing or even getting to know
members
>of the opposite sex..? Or throwing pies, jello moulds and cream at
them..?
>or chasing them round hills or biting playfully on their tails..?
or..or..OR
>EATING LEMONS AND SPITTING THE PIPS OUT AT THEM?? OR PLANTING ROTTEN
CABBAGE
>CARCASSES IN THEIR NESTS OR CALLING THEM NAMES LIKE SNUGGUMS, POOKY AND
FLUFF
>BALL..? NO..?" *Djonahh goes an even brighter red and clenches his
claws
>together as a sweat bead trickles down an eyeridge...*
>
>"OR SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE TO GET ATTENTION OR SINGING 'MY
OLE MAN'S
>A DUSTBIN' THROUGH A SEA SHELL..? *deeeeeeeep breathhhh* OR RECITING
THE
>ALPHABET BACKWARDS IN FRONT OF THEM WHILST TAPPING THE BEAT OUT WITH
YOUR TOES
>TO THE 1812 OVERTURE..? NOOOOO..? well how do you think I met
Zensis..?"
Dj suddenly feels a the gentle nip on his tail. Zensis giggles
and *SNUGGLEPOUNCES* her mate.
Giving Dj her cutest look she asks...
"Dj can you do that alphabet thing again...you look sooooo KYUTE!
when you do that.."
*giggle*
Zensis *mate* of Djonahh,
Sister of Styraco and
Aneeshka.
*Thinking of her long lost
brother*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Come to the edge," he said.
They said, "We are afraid."
"Come to the edge," he said.
They came.
He pushed them....
And they flew.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'Guillaume Apollinaire'
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> <clap clap applaud>. You might not want to scream, it hurts us dragons'
> superior hearing, you know. And you might want to think a bit, for it
> seems in these parts that a dragoness looks for a mate by who they are
> inside, not by how loud they can boast. For we are all dragons here, and
> we all have accomplishments just as cool and brave, etc. and more foten
> than not, those who get a mate are te ones who weren't looking fro one..
>
> shimmerwings
>
---wiccan---dragon---elfkin---krynnian---philosopher---kender---artist---me---
> Come away, O human child
> To the waters and the wild Look, Raist, bunnies... ____
> With a faerie, hand in hand \|><|\
> For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand \|\ |\
>
> Freedom of Speech (1776-1996)
> It was good while it lasted. Funeral arrangements to be announced.
>
You dare to say that I'm bosting! I my friend saw the end to many a dragon who
said less then that. Am I to feast on your dying flesh? Do not insult me!
Since we both are dragons and I am new in this neighborhood I will let you
live. Do not cross me or any of my friends. I wish not to be responsible for
the death of a fellow dragon if we are not at war. Since Takhisis was defented
I do not wish to fight. If you are a follower of hers and wish to fight then
go find someone as arrogent as you.
The Golden One (Sivlermane)
Sue Bogar
> > hehe =). I don't think i'll ever forget the Mint sauce guy.. that one
> > stays in mym memory just as fondly as whatever spammer posted the porn
> > that Skant replied to <sighs wistfully, and the cracks up into maniacal
> > laughter>
> >
> Did we ever find out what that guy went well with? Was it a light pesto
> or the gelatin found on Spam?
i thought it was the gelatin found on SPAM, but i won't swear to it, i
was having server problems at the time..
shimmerwings, who thinks that would make more sense anyway..
Drachene
: *Djonahh smiles and listens, which wasn't too hard, to the bold, if rather loud
: statement..*
: "Well, Mr Dragon, have you thought about the complications involved in attaining
: a mate..? Like courting or being shy, blushing or even getting to know members
: of the opposite sex..? Or throwing pies, jello moulds and cream at them..?
: or chasing them round hills or biting playfully on their tails..? or..or..OR
: EATING LEMONS AND SPITTING THE PIPS OUT AT THEM?? OR PLANTING ROTTEN CABBAGE
: CARCASSES IN THEIR NESTS OR CALLING THEM NAMES LIKE SNUGGUMS, POOKY AND FLUFF
: BALL..? NO..?" *Djonahh goes an even brighter red and clenches his claws
: together as a sweat bead trickles down an eyeridge...*
: "OR SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE TO GET ATTENTION OR SINGING 'MY OLE MAN'S
: A DUSTBIN' THROUGH A SEA SHELL..? *deeeeeeeep breathhhh* OR RECITING THE
: ALPHABET BACKWARDS IN FRONT OF THEM WHILST TAPPING THE BEAT OUT WITH YOUR TOES
: TO THE 1812 OVERTURE..? NOOOOO..? well how do you think I met Zensis..?"
Shadowmuse watches this display amusedly, then, upon its completion, goes
over to *snugglehug* her friend. "I have not seen thee in the Dominance
for a great while! Tis good to find thy return!"
-- Shadowmuse
Beth Long
<a lotta of snipping of Shim's mail pathway...& boy is that server tired!>
> > <clap clap applaud>. You might not want to scream, it hurts us dragons'
> > superior hearing, you know. And you might want to think a bit, for it
> > seems in these parts that a dragoness looks for a mate by who they are
> > inside, not by how loud they can boast. For we are all dragons here, and
> > we all have accomplishments just as cool and brave, etc. and more foten
> > than not, those who get a mate are te ones who weren't looking fro one..
<polite snip of Shim's neato .sig...need to put kender in mine soon...>
> You dare to say that I'm bosting! I my friend saw the end to many a dragon who
> said less then that. Am I to feast on your dying flesh? Do not insult me!
> Since we both are dragons and I am new in this neighborhood I will let you
> live. Do not cross me or any of my friends. I wish not to be responsible for
> the death of a fellow dragon if we are not at war. Since Takhisis was defented
> I do not wish to fight. If you are a follower of hers and wish to fight then
> go find someone as arrogent as you.
>
> The Golden One (Sivlermane)
Well...boasting is a strong term...perhaps we should say that modesty is
not a noticeable part of your visible personality? However before I get
too far...Hi! I'm Beth - mostly human, part dragon, and alot of kender
attitude <g>. Welcome to AFD. And now back to the post...
If you do not wish to fight, why talk about feasting on Shim'd flesh? I
know Quen would be upset if he came back from break & Shim was nothing
but skin & bones..literally. <g>
You know Tacky? Cool! :) I've never met her personally but I know one
of her sons. Do ya know Raistlin? *sigh* I haven't been to Krynn past
the Legends but I have been mucking around in the past... But I have
heard many vague things about what has been happening there.
Now,now...no one said anyone was arrogent. Shim was pointing out that in
the past, males who trumpeted their tributes from the HimandHeralayas of
the Dominance did not usually get mates. But *shrug* ya never know
who's out there is the mists of server time...lurking...waiting...
Well, welcome again & feel free to jump into posts or start your own :)
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> pmcn...@access.k12.wv.us wrote:
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> : I AM A PROUD AND HEROIC DRAGON. I HAVE FAUGHT IN THE WAR OF THE ROSES AND
I
> : HAVE BEEN TO THE OTHER PLANES. I AM 1800 YEARS OLD AND AM LOKKING FOR A
MATE.
> : WE WOULD LIVE AT MY CAVERNS UNDER MIRTH TARAS.
>
> What is your gender?
>
> Dragonmage
>
> --
> "All our kind is feared by mortals," the Shivan [Dragon] stated. "They
> hunt us out of fear, out of the fear that ignorance provides. The result
> is that when in need, few mortals will help our kind."
> -- from The Dragonquest
I am a male gold dragon. Reports of my involvement in the War of The Roses
never probably reached you. I am an expert in qhen. In other words I can
shapechange. I wish to live in peace. Takhisis is defeated. Raistalin has
disappear and is probably dead. Who cares anymore? Let us get on with our
lives and learn from the mistakes of our past.
The Golden One
Ipsifendous Archilochus
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>> superior hearing, you know. And you might want to think a bit, for it
>> seems in these parts that a dragoness looks for a mate by who they are
>> inside, not by how loud they can boast. For we are all dragons here, and
>> we all have accomplishments just as cool and brave, etc. and more foten
>> than not, those who get a mate are te ones who weren't looking fro one..
>>
>>
>You dare to say that I'm bosting! I my friend saw the end to many a dragon who
>said less then that. Am I to feast on your dying flesh? Do not insult me!
>Since we both are dragons and I am new in this neighborhood I will let you
>live. Do not cross me or any of my friends. I wish not to be responsible for
>the death of a fellow dragon if we are not at war. Since Takhisis was defented
>I do not wish to fight. If you are a follower of hers and wish to fight then
>go find someone as arrogent as you.
>
> The Golden One (Sivlermane)
>
"My, aren't we a charmer. Perceptive, too! Such a zenith of diplomacy
and grace are scarcely seen in these parts. You, sir, are a credit,
again, a credit, nay, a credit to dragonhood."
As he walks away, he mutters "My plaid fanny."
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Erin Lynn
>In article <19960320.112333...@WVNVM.WVNET.EDU>
> pmcn...@access.k12.wv.us writes:
>
>>
>> HAVE BEEN TO THE OTHER PLANES. I AM 1800 YEARS OLD AND AM LOKKING FOR A MATE.
>> WE WOULD LIVE AT MY CAVERNS UNDER MIRTH TARAS.
>
> statement..*
>
>"Well, Mr Dragon, have you thought about the complications involved in attaining
>a mate..? Like courting or being shy, blushing or even getting to know members
>of the opposite sex..? Or throwing pies, jello moulds and cream at them..?
>or chasing them round hills or biting playfully on their tails..? or..or..OR
>EATING LEMONS AND SPITTING THE PIPS OUT AT THEM?? OR PLANTING ROTTEN CABBAGE
>CARCASSES IN THEIR NESTS OR CALLING THEM NAMES LIKE SNUGGUMS, POOKY AND FLUFF
>BALL..? NO..?" *Djonahh goes an even brighter red and clenches his claws
>together as a sweat bead trickles down an eyeridge...*
>
>"OR SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE TO GET ATTENTION OR SINGING 'MY OLE MAN'S
>A DUSTBIN' THROUGH A SEA SHELL..? *deeeeeeeep breathhhh* OR RECITING THE
>ALPHABET BACKWARDS IN FRONT OF THEM WHILST TAPPING THE BEAT OUT WITH YOUR TOES
>TO THE 1812 OVERTURE..? NOOOOO..? well how do you think I met Zensis..?"
>
Rasha nods happily. "Oh, now I understand all this mating business. I
think I'm mated with Greffindell, and Dymus, and possibly Golden
Princess. Mating is a lot more fun than I had thought!" Rasha grins and
licks the remains of cream pie off her face.
--Rasha the Mated Dragon
(Typis's Note: Rasha is VERY CONFUSED about mating. Would somedragon
please explain? I've tried, and she gives me the "humans can be *so*
stupid" look...)
Coruscen
Cynthia Blanding
On Sun, 24 Mar 1996, Djonahh Shiko wrote:
> In article <19960320.112333...@WVNVM.WVNET.EDU>
> pmcn...@access.k12.wv.us writes:
>
> >
> > I AM A PROUD AND HEROIC DRAGON. I HAVE FAUGHT IN THE WAR OF THE ROSES AND I
> > HAVE BEEN TO THE OTHER PLANES. I AM 1800 YEARS OLD AND AM LOKKING FOR A MATE.
> > WE WOULD LIVE AT MY CAVERNS UNDER MIRTH TARAS.
>
> *Djonahh smiles and listens, which wasn't too hard, to the bold, if rather loud
> statement..*
>
> "Well, Mr Dragon, have you thought about the complications involved in attaining
> a mate..? Like courting or being shy, blushing or even getting to know members
> of the opposite sex..? Or throwing pies, jello moulds and cream at them..?
> or chasing them round hills or biting playfully on their tails..? or..or..OR
> EATING LEMONS AND SPITTING THE PIPS OUT AT THEM?? OR PLANTING ROTTEN CABBAGE
> CARCASSES IN THEIR NESTS OR CALLING THEM NAMES LIKE SNUGGUMS, POOKY AND FLUFF
> BALL..? NO..?" *Djonahh goes an even brighter red and clenches his claws
> together as a sweat bead trickles down an eyeridge...*
>
> "OR SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE TO GET ATTENTION OR SINGING 'MY OLE MAN'S
> A DUSTBIN' THROUGH A SEA SHELL..? *deeeeeeeep breathhhh* OR RECITING THE
> ALPHABET BACKWARDS IN FRONT OF THEM WHILST TAPPING THE BEAT OUT WITH YOUR TOES
> TO THE 1812 OVERTURE..? NOOOOO..? well how do you think I met Zensis..?"
ROTFLOLWTIME!
Soreth Whitescale, adopted son of Therinth and Narlaq, using his
mother's e-mail account.
Dymus
>> <clap clap applaud>. You might not want to scream, it hurts us dragons'
>> superior hearing, you know. And you might want to think a bit, for it
>> seems in these parts that a dragoness looks for a mate by who they are
>> inside, not by how loud they can boast. For we are all dragons here, and
>> we all have accomplishments just as cool and brave, etc. and more foten
>> than not, those who get a mate are te ones who weren't looking fro one..
>>
>> shimmerwings
>>
>---wiccan---dragon---elfkin---krynnian---philosopher---kender---artist---me---
>> Come away, O human child
>> To the waters and the wild Look, Raist, bunnies... ____
>> With a faerie, hand in hand \|><|\
>> For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand \|\ |\
>>
>> Freedom of Speech (1776-1996)
>> It was good while it lasted. Funeral arrangements to be announced.
>>
>You dare to say that I'm bosting! I my friend saw the end to many a dragon who
>said less then that. Am I to feast on your dying flesh? Do not insult me!
>Since we both are dragons and I am new in this neighborhood I will let you
>live. Do not cross me or any of my friends. I wish not to be responsible for
>the death of a fellow dragon if we are not at war. Since Takhisis was defented
>I do not wish to fight. If you are a follower of hers and wish to fight then
>go find someone as arrogent as you.
>
> The Golden One (Sivlermane)
>
*Dymus hearing the newcomer reprimanding Shimmer can't help but speak
with this apparently tactless dragon*
Um, Golden One, or Silvermane if you prefer to be called such. I wish
to tell you that in general I am very slow to anger and it is difficult
to offend me, however with your last post you seem to have done both
in a short ammount of time. Shimm, had only tried to make a point that
almost every dragon here has done something sigfifigant in their lives
and that your proclaimed accomplishments sounded rather like boasting
to her. She has been here a long time, and is a very respeced and loved
dragon and your verbal abuse, I can assure you will probably not be
very well met. If you have had many accomplishments in your life, you
might want to consider posting a story about them. I know I would
rather hear a story than have somedragon yelling them at me and then
verbally abuse one of my friends for suggesting alternate methods of
introducing yourself.
And as for calling Shimmer arrogant, I can attest to her humility
and great worth as a valued friend. In berating her as you did you
have already assured me and I am sure many others in taking a
serious dislike to your personality. I'm not saying this can't be
corrected, I am just saying it didn't make a good first impression
and you may be hard pressed to make any long-lasting friends here
with that kind of attitude.
Additional note: You may want to brush up a little bit on your
spelling, it tends to make you look more intelligent, and people
(as well as dragons) might have a greater tendency to listen to
what you have to say more seriously.
Dymus the Daring
--
alp...@holly.colostate.edu
http://holly.colostate.edu/~alpine/dymus.html
Serve the rich, for the poor are tough and stringy
I'm not hyper, just lethargically challenged
Sauer, Alan Lewis
Disclaimer: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
pmcn...@access.k12.wv.us wrote:
: You dare to say that I'm bosting!
Tom: Bosting?
Crow: I think it has something to do with cooking . . .
Airk: No, that's _basting._ Quiet, he's not done.
: I my friend saw the end to many a dragon
: who said less then that. Am I to feast on your dying flesh?
All: Euuuuuuuu!
Crow: At least let her finish dying first . . . then perhaps a light white
wine sauce, with a side order of fries.
: Do not insult
: me! Since we both are dragons and I am new in this neighborhood I will let
: you live. Do not cross me or any of my friends.
Tom: What happens if the Pope visits?
: I wish not to be
: responsible for the death of a fellow dragon if we are not at war. Since
: Takhisis was defented I do not wish to fight.
Crow: Defented?
Airk: Shaddup, it's hard to type with talons.
: If you are a follower of hers
: and wish to fight then go find someone as arrogent as you.
Seven vault doors close, and then we see Airk (sans bots).
"Seriously, my friend, you're not coming across as very humble either.
This is a place where all dragons coexist _peacefully,_ except for the
idiot in the dark tower up north there, and I'm afraid you _did_ sound
like you were boasting, which isn't generally well received anywhere.
"Now, I didn't mean to _offend_ you with the contents of this post.
Administer a lesson in humility . . . maybe. If you come here seeking
friendship as an equal, you will be received as a friend and an equal.
"And Shimmerwings wasn't kidding about the general level of heroism
around here. We've all done really neat things. We don't make a big
deal about it. Say, you want to head down to the Dragon and the George,
grab a drink or two?"
He raises an eye ridge and sits down, waiting for an answer.
---
Airkanstryll Shadowblade, night dragon
"Tay's got a really nice wine list down there . . ."
Djonahh Shiko
> Dj suddenly feels a the gentle nip on his tail. Zensis giggles
> and *SNUGGLEPOUNCES* her mate.
> Giving Dj her cutest look she asks...
> "Dj can you do that alphabet thing again...you look sooooo KYUTE!
> when you do that.."
> *giggle*
*Djonahh winces as he feels a gentle nip on his tail. Spinning round to face
the culprit, he blushes when he notices Zensis...*
"Zensis...!*SNUGGLEHUG*"
*DJ's heart melts when zensis gives him her cute look...*
"Alphabet thing...? ermmmmm...sure..errrr -
a b
c
d....."
Sue Bogar
(my thanks to beth for replying, for i would have missed reading the
death threats against me otherwise, due to serveritis)
> > You dare to say that I'm bosting! I my friend saw the end to many a dragon who
> > said less then that. Am I to feast on your dying flesh? Do not insult me!
> > Since we both are dragons and I am new in this neighborhood I will let you
> > live. Do not cross me or any of my friends. I wish not to be responsible for
> > the death of a fellow dragon if we are not at war. Since Takhisis was defented
> > I do not wish to fight. If you are a follower of hers and wish to fight then
> > go find someone as arrogent as you.
> >
> > The Golden One (Sivlermane)
Whether ye were boasting or not, I still care not for your attitude. E'en
though ye be a dragon and therefore mighty by nature, such haughtiness
does not stand well amongst other dragons, who are not intimidated by
your power, having just as much of their own. I do not wish to cross you
or your friends, i am a peaceful dragoness who wishes to cause no harm.
However, i thought that perhaps you might wish to be wise to the ways of
living here before your attitude got you in trouble. I think it would be
best if you wouldn't call me "arrogant", either, i was merely trying to
help. As for your insinuations that I follow Takhisis, I beg to inform
you that I am the sworn guardian of the elves of Krynn and elsewhere, and
a devoted follower of Paladine, the Platinum dragon. If you still wish to
take my advice as a challenge, you may do so if you will, for I am not
one to stop you. But since we are both good and dragons and neighbors in
this fair realm, I swear myself to the oath the good dragons took in the
War of the Lance, to keep peace and to keep out of your business until I
am personally attacked. I hope that is good enough for you...
Shimmerwings (and besides, who ever heard of an evil kender?)
Beth Long
> On Tue, 26 Mar 1996, Beth Long wrote:
>
> (my thanks to beth for replying, for i would have missed reading the
> death threats against me otherwise, due to serveritis)
No prob Shim :) That's the first notice I've heard that it got out to
anyone...
> Shimmerwings (and besides, who ever heard of an evil kender?)
Oooh! *raises hand* Me!!! I know one! The Companions...when the
minotaurs captured Tas, and gave him a potion that made him
eeeeevil...not just a regular kender..not even a bored kender(though when
they were torturing him, he got so bored of the old stuff that he gave
them new ideas..)..but even worse...an eeeeevil bored kender! Almost as
bad as a kender mage <g>
Beth (hmm...now if I was a kender mage, what robes would I wear...I look
good in white...but I look great in black...maybe blue?)