Akira Toriyama's perversity
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"Bahamut Dragons" <thund...@videotron.ca> wrote in message
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> Is it just me, or is Akira Toriyama a complete pervert? Should I add
> pedophile? In all of his first books, he always had to put young Goku
> in a nude situation. He even took it all to put Goku, nude in the
> streets, touching himself! For y'All to check out, it's book 9, bottom
> of page 27. I mean, come on! This is a kid's book! What kind of stuff
> is this?!
It's humor that a Bible-belt, corn-fed, spoon-fucked idiot such as yourself
wouldn't understand. And to people who do have a clue, it *is* funny. It's
not meant as heavily offensive or perverse sexual content. It's just
off-color humor about a kid who isn't used to all the social taboos of life
outside the woods.
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Bahamut Dragons wrote in message <39ACA2E2...@videotron.ca>...
What about the fact that Muten Roshi and Oolong are both perverts?
Andrew'Oolong'Kieswetter.
Bahamut Dragons
What about the fact that Muten Roshi and Oolong are both perverts?Andrew'Oolong'Kieswetter.
That is different since they are obviously adults (well, I think
OoLong is an adult...). And they don'T come on to some kid, they
go for the full grown babe.
ShrineNite
>full grown babe.
Don't we all?
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That stuff is called humor. If you don't like it, then don't read it,
because some people enjoy those jokes and actually laugh at them. It's a
simple as that.
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tank78
Bahamut Dragons <thund...@videotron.ca> wrote:
> Is it just me, or is Akira Toriyama a complete pervert? Should I add
> pedophile? In all of his first books, he always had to put young Goku
> in a nude situation. He even took it all to put Goku, nude in the
> streets, touching himself! For y'All to check out, it's book 9, bottom
> of page 27. I mean, come on! This is a kid's book! What kind of stuff
> is this?!
It's obvious that you are too young to be reading that book. Listen to
me. Go get some plain brown wraping paper and package the book up and
immediately mail that nasty thing to me!
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Majin Edson
pedophile? In all of his first books, he >always had to put young Goku in a
nude situation. He even >took it all to put Goku, nude in the streets, touching
>himself! For y'All to check out, it's book 9, bottom of >page 27. I mean,
come on! This is a kid's book! What >kind of stuff is this?!
To quote a rap song I heard this morning:
"SHUT UP!"
Edson
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Majin Edson
>> pedophile? In all of his first books, he always had to put young Goku
>> in a nude situation. He even took it all to put Goku, nude in the
>> streets, touching himself! For y'All to check out, it's book 9, bottom
>> of page 27. I mean, come on! This is a kid's book! What kind of stuff
>> is this?!
>
>wouldn't understand. And to people who do have a clue, it *is* funny. It's
>not meant as heavily offensive or perverse sexual content. It's just
>off-color humor about a kid who isn't used to all the social taboos of life
>outside the woods.
much better. I just told him to shut up.
Majin Edson
babe.
Hmm... I seem to recall something about Oolong kidnapping
young girls from a small village. Likewise, I remember
something involving Kamesennin and young Chi-chi... That
and I'm pretty sure Buruma was 17 when Muten Roshi had her
flash him in exchange for a Dragonball.
Foxtail_
> flash him in exchange for a Dragonball.
Wasn't Bulma 14?
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"Foxtail_" <try...@home.com> wrote in message
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> > I'm pretty sure Buruma was 17 when Muten Roshi had her
> > flash him in exchange for a Dragonball.
>
> Wasn't Bulma 14?
16, actually.
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redmo...@ohayo.konbanwa
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Foxtail_
> > > flash him in exchange for a Dragonball.
> > Wasn't Bulma 14?
> 16, actually.
Oh, it was Goku who said he was 14, wasn't it ? Oops.. ^_^
Majin Edson
>> flash him in exchange for a Dragonball.
>
>Wasn't Bulma 14?
told Buruma he was (due to an inability to count).
Poke
No.
>Should I add
>pedophile?
I'm not aware of any instances of Toriyama abusing children.
> In all of his first books, he always had to put young Goku
>in a nude situation.
"All"? So in EVERY ONE of his books, Goku is ALWAYS naked? Put the bible away
and do a reality check.
>He even took it all to put Goku, nude in the
>streets, touching himself!
*gasps* Oh the horror! Goku *sob* TOUCHED HIMSELF! EVEN THOUGH HE WAS *sob*
AROUND 12 AND HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS DOING!
>For y'All to check out, it's book 9, bottom
>of page 27. I mean, come on! This is a kid's book!
Yes, it is a kid's book. Obviously you're either a toddler who can
mysteriously type or an overprotective parent. In either case you shouldn't be
reading DB or posting on this newsgroup.
>What kind of stuff
>is this?!
>
It's called "humor." You sheltered kids wouldn't know much about that, I
imagine. You must really be able to relate to Gohan. If you know who he is.
PokeMastr5
- Who is trying to think of something to put in this spot.
Foxtail_
I resent that! ...I relate to him! ...I'm hurt, you just made fun of the
best person in the DBZ galaxy to make fun of a person unknown to you...
*sob* ...I'm not going to email you anymore... *sarcasm*
Coffee addict 15
kinda a bitch at the beginning of Dragon Ball so she deserved it.Actually she
showed him her panties(which Goku had taken off so Kamesennin got a nice
view)twice and flashed him to get a motorcycle,he also felt her breats,her
ass,some think he did one of the Lunchs(or both).So what if Oolong kidnaped and
had sex with the girls?They wanted to stay because Oolong had money,Dragon Ball
was funny and about growing up,what did Kamesennin do to Chichi?
Majin Edson
>she deserved it.
>Actually she showed him her panties
>(which Goku had taken off so Kamesennin got a nice
>view)twice
Hmm... I would've tried for three, though she might have started to get
suspicious.
>and flashed him to get a motorcycle,
I never saw that.
>he also felt her breats,her ass,
...and told her she looked like a nurse. (Well, in the dubs)
>some think he did one of the Lunchs(or both).
Hmm...
>So what if Oolong kidnaped and had sex with the girls?
I don't know if that really happened... Though, he could transform himself
into a handsome guy and trick them (but then he'd only have five
minutes).
>They wanted to stay because Oolong had money,
Ransom money, but it's still money.
>Dragon Ball was funny and about growing up,
I guess... But it was also about a Chinese legend. That and about 200
chapters long.
>what did Kamesennin do to Chichi?
I'm not really sure; I have part of volume 2 of the manga, but it hasn't
been translated. In it, young Goku takes young Chi-chi to see Muten Roshi;
the Turtle Hermit makes some odd gesture, Chi-chi gets upset, and throws
her helmet blade at him.
Foxtail_
> I don't know if that really happened... Though, he could transform himself
> into a handsome guy and trick them (but then he'd only have five
> minutes).
Do you really think that HE would need any more O_o
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> > >So what if Oolong kidnaped and had sex with the girls?
> > I don't know if that really happened... Though, he could transform
himself
> > into a handsome guy and trick them (but then he'd only have five
> > minutes).
>
> Do you really think that HE would need any more O_o
...is this going to lead to a whole thread of jokes about Oolong porking
those girls...? >_<
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"..."
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redmo...@ohayo.konbanwa
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Foxtail_
> ...is this going to lead to a whole thread of jokes about Oolong porking
> those girls...? >_<
...Not by me... it was a low-blow joke... I do not like Oolong, now all we
have to do is get Yamcha into this thread and then I could wail on HIS
sexual performance.. Hmm, thinking of which, he's probably still a virgin
since we don't see him have a girlfriend, and since he gets completely
blushed when a girl even talks to him (aside from those he knows)...
Poke
>best person in the DBZ galaxy to make fun of a person unknown to you...
>*sob* ...I'm not going to email you anymore... *sarcasm*
>
I was talking about how Chi-Chi protected Gohan and made him study...I wasn't
trying to insult him. Just the toddler-who-can-type/overprotective parent who
wrote that message.
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Bahamut Dragons
> I'm not really sure; I have part of volume 2 of the manga, but it hasn't
> been translated. In it, young Goku takes young Chi-chi to see Muten Roshi;
> the Turtle Hermit makes some odd gesture, Chi-chi gets upset, and throws
> her helmet blade at him.
At first, Kamesennin thinks Chichi is Bulma but much smaller. He says that the
last time, Bulma had tit "this big". Goku then tells him that this is Gyumao's
daughter. Chichi wants to test if that is the real Kamesennin. He receives the
blade and tells her she's crazy. She tells her he's not the real Kamesennin, he
says yes and to look at his driver's license. She then realises that he really
is him.
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>> I'm not really sure; I have part of volume 2 of the manga, but it hasn't
>> been translated. In it, young Goku takes young Chi-chi to see Muten Roshi;
>> the Turtle Hermit makes some odd gesture, Chi-chi gets upset, and throws
>> her helmet blade at him.
>
>At first, Kamesennin thinks Chichi is Bulma but much smaller. He says that the
>last time, Bulma had tit "this big". Goku then tells him that this is Gyumao's
>daughter. Chichi wants to test if that is the real Kamesennin. He receives
the
>blade and tells her she's crazy. She tells her he's not the real Kamesennin,
he
>says yes and to look at his driver's license. She then realises that he really
>is him.
he was. At least now I know what he was doing...
You know, I hate to backup your idea that Toriyama-sensei is some 'big perv;'
but did you happen to pay attention to the outfit Chi-chi runs around in
as a young girl? I mean, come on; I'm a "Grade A" pervert, and I honestly
wouldn't encourage something like that to a little girl...
Majin Edson
>he was. At least now I know what he was doing...
>
>You know, I hate to backup your idea that Toriyama-sensei is some 'big perv;'
>but did you happen to pay attention to the outfit Chi-chi runs around in
>as a young girl? I mean, come on; I'm a "Grade A" pervert, and I honestly
>wouldn't encourage something like that to a little girl...
any form of morals.
"Screw the 'Wrath of god,' I'm worried 'bout the 'Long Arm of the Law.'"
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"..."
"Well, at least we know there'll be enough to go around..."
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kroel...@ohayo.konbanwa
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> I mean, come on! This is a kid's book! What kind of stuff
> is this?!
To be achingly frank, I do believe Dragon Ball was originally
serialised in a Japanese magazine aimed at high school-age boys, which
makes it naturally predisposed to having a raunchy edge to much of its
humour. Or so I've heard. You can bludgeon me with freeze-dried
ferret carcasses if this proves wrong, but I don't think it was
originally meant for the very young children you seem to have in mind.
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are made as new messages), im only noticing that someone said dragonball is
a kids book and akira is perverted for making a kids book with dirty jokes
etc?