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Gilbert The Magnificent

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So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS


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Timothy Sutter

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Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:

> So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS

they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.


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Gilbert The Magnificent

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Timothy Sutter wrote:
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> Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
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> > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
>
> they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.

You mean there all on drugs?


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Timothy Sutter

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Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:

> Timothy Sutter wrote:

> > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:

> > > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS

> > they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.

> You mean there all on drugs?

they're just a bunch of pot-heads.

Somebody^WFlaagg for the week

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golde...@thepentagon.com.HAIL.ERIS (Arsenic), the Goddless heathen
wrote:
}In article <35A42B...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
}
}ż So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
}
}They already did. The world ended about one hundred fourteen hours
}ago, and was instantly replaced by something even more bizarre and
}inexplicable.

That explains rather a lot. But, all that besides, what the hell is
this Frogstar Class B Scout Robot doing hovering next to my ear, so I
can't concentrate?

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Timothy Sutter wrote:
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> Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
>
> > Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
> > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
>
> > > > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
>
> > > they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.
>
> > You mean there all on drugs?
>
> they're just a bunch of pot-heads.

Or could this just mean assholes?

Dr. Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Arsenic wrote:
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> In article <35A42B...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
>
> ż So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS

>
> They already did. The world ended about one hundred fourteen hours ago,
> and was instantly replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

Humans?

Ayla

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Timothy Sutter wrote:

> Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
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> > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
>

> they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.

Don't forget the vodka and applesauce!!

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Ayla wrote:

> Don't forget the vodka and applesauce!!
>
> --

Is that like a Russianesque Peter Brady?..... Just askin'.

Pope Phred

Dr. Gilbert T. Sullivan

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What about the Blackberry brandy?

Dr. Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Arsenic wrote:
>
> In article <35a45cb0...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
> fla...@toast.micronetix.net.flonk.flonk.flonk (Somebody^WFlaagg for the
> week) wrote:
>
> ¿ golde...@thepentagon.com.HAIL.ERIS (Arsenic), the Goddless heathen
> ¿ wrote:

> ¿ }In article <35A42B...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
> ¿ }
> ¿ }¿ So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
> ¿ }
> ¿ }They already did. The world ended about one hundred fourteen hours

> ¿ }ago, and was instantly replaced by something even more bizarre and
> ¿ }inexplicable.
> ¿
> ¿ That explains rather a lot. But, all that besides, what the hell is

> ¿ this Frogstar Class B Scout Robot doing hovering next to my ear, so I
> ¿ can't concentrate?
>
> That? Oh, that evolved from Gilbert during the time-shift the Earth went
> through whilst being replaced.

I am time displacement.

Lt_Colonel/1st_Virginia_Voluntee...@alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

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-+>In article <35A4ED...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
-+>
-+>ż Arsenic wrote:
-+>ż >
-+>ż > In article <35a45cb0...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
-+>ż > fla...@toast.micronetix.net.flonk.flonk.flonk (Somebody^WFlaagg for the
-+>ż > week) wrote:
-+>ż >
-+>ż > ż golde...@thepentagon.com.HAIL.ERIS (Arsenic), the Goddless heathen
-+>ż > ż wrote:
-+>ż > ż }In article <35A42B...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
-+>ż > ż }
-+>ż > ż }ż So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
-+>ż > ż }
-+>ż > ż }They already did. The world ended about one hundred fourteen hours
-+>ż > ż }ago, and was instantly replaced by something even more bizarre and
-+>ż > ż }inexplicable.
-+>ż > ż
-+>ż > ż That explains rather a lot. But, all that besides, what the hell is
-+>ż > ż this Frogstar Class B Scout Robot doing hovering next to my ear, so I
-+>ż > ż can't concentrate?
-+>ż >
-+>ż > That? Oh, that evolved from Gilbert during the time-shift the Earth went
-+>ż > through whilst being replaced.
-+>ż
-+>ż I am time displacement.
-+>
-+>Well, you are nothing but Thomas Harden's alter ego, existing nowhere but Usenet. Usenet not being a physical
entity, it does not have the uniform Planck-length thickness along the fourth physical dimension (the phenomenon
behind the WeeSaul Effect). "You are time displacement" would therefore be technically accurate.

Just think, the Gilbot is so much more fun though and has a character unlike Harden.

From: "Wriggler" <wrig...@zetnet.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Re: Rocky **Frisco** dammit
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I feel i must strongly appologise to one and all on this group about what
has gone on here!

Rocky i hope you can forgive me but dont blame you if you dont..

The guy led me on landlet me believe that you were he.. he made a lotof
perversive comments about my daughter and what he would like to do to her so
i found what i thought was his web page and had a go back at him all the
things i said are completaly untrue and I woiuld never do such a thing we
have a dog as you may have seen and I used to have acat when i was a child..

Please try to understand my feeling on the man i thought you were and he now
thinks is so funny!!
make of this what you will be i can promise you it is with much regret to
yourself that i am very sorry for what happened

Wriggler

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From: Rocky Frisco <rocky...@earthlink.net>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Wriggler and the "Colonel"
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In case anybody remains curious about this odd little playlet:

This was a battle of wits, involving a person who calls himself, among
other things, "Lt. Colonel" and "Rocky" - and a pseudonymous "Wriggler."

The Colonel obviously won, hands down, by inducing Chris (who has
abjectly apologized to me) to attack *me,* thinking I was the Colonel,
and do so in a way guaranteed to eventually embarrass the hell out of
him by enticing and inflaming him into making completely unacceptable
statements.

This Colonel is a genius. Wriggler: he beat your ass fair and square by
your own rules. Grow up and admit it.

On the other hand, what he did was also completely unacceptable, plus,
he has riled up one of the *old guys.*

Looks like an opportunity to me. ;)

* * * * * * * * * * * * *
Lt Colonel Rocky Whatever:

This is the real Rocky:

I challenge you to combat by verbs, nouns and adjectives, verbal logic
and descriptive syntax, humour, sarcasm and irony, alliteration,
metaphor and simile, puns and poesy.

To The Death.

No Dirty Tricks. No Lies.

Pick your playing field.

-Rocky Frisco - forward where appropriate

Timothy Sutter

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Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter wrote:
> >
> > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> >
> > > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> >
> > > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> >
> > > > > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
> >
> > > > they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.
> >
> > > You mean there all on drugs?
> >
> > they're just a bunch of pot-heads.
>
> Or could this just mean assholes?

no, they're just a major bunch of hypocrites.

Timothy Sutter

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Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q. Armageddon wrote:
>
> Ayla wrote:
>
> > Don't forget the vodka and applesauce!!
> >
> > --
>
> Is that like a Russianesque Peter Brady?..... Just askin'.
>
> Pope Phred

nope, it's like Mary Poppins.

a spoonful of sugar helps the poison go down.

Timothy Sutter

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Ayla wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
> > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> >
> > > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
> >
> > they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.
>
> Don't forget the vodka and applesauce!!

I think they should all be dropped in a vat of gasoline.

hypocrites like these don't grow on trees ya know.

Dr. Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Lt_Colonel/1st_Virginia_Volunteers/Cesium_Brigade=+FF2+=mhm1...@alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,

Rocky wrote:
>
> golde...@thepentagon.com.HAIL.ERIS (Arsenic) found time to write:
>
> -+>In article <35A4ED...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
> -+>
> -+>¿ Arsenic wrote:
> -+>¿ >
> -+>¿ > In article <35a45cb0...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
> -+>¿ > fla...@toast.micronetix.net.flonk.flonk.flonk (Somebody^WFlaagg for the
> -+>¿ > week) wrote:
> -+>¿ >
> -+>¿ > ¿ golde...@thepentagon.com.HAIL.ERIS (Arsenic), the Goddless heathen
> -+>¿ > ¿ wrote:
> -+>¿ > ¿ }In article <35A42B...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
> -+>¿ > ¿ }
> -+>¿ > ¿ }¿ So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
> -+>¿ > ¿ }
> -+>¿ > ¿ }They already did. The world ended about one hundred fourteen hours
> -+>¿ > ¿ }ago, and was instantly replaced by something even more bizarre and
> -+>¿ > ¿ }inexplicable.
> -+>¿ > ¿
> -+>¿ > ¿ That explains rather a lot. But, all that besides, what the hell is
> -+>¿ > ¿ this Frogstar Class B Scout Robot doing hovering next to my ear, so I
> -+>¿ > ¿ can't concentrate?
> -+>¿ >
> -+>¿ > That? Oh, that evolved from Gilbert during the time-shift the Earth went
> -+>¿ > through whilst being replaced.
> -+>¿
> -+>¿ I am time displacement.

> -+>
> -+>Well, you are nothing but Thomas Harden's alter ego, existing nowhere but Usenet. Usenet not being a physical
> entity, it does not have the uniform Planck-length thickness along the fourth physical dimension (the phenomenon
> behind the WeeSaul Effect). "You are time displacement" would therefore be technically accurate.

Trim your sig file.

Dr. Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
> Ayla wrote:
> >
> > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> >
> > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> > >
> > > > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
> > >
> > > they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.
> >
> > Don't forget the vodka and applesauce!!
>
> I think they should all be dropped in a vat of gasoline.
>
> hypocrites like these don't grow on trees ya know.

Can they be planted? and if so will they grow?

Dr. Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Lt_Colonel/1st_Virginia_Volunteers/Cesium_Brigade=+FF2+=mhm1...@alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
Rocky wrote:
>
> Gilbert The Magnificent <gil...@alt.net> found time to write:
>
> -+>So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
>
> When you get a non defective flash upgrade Trunky.

Bite me.-BoZo

Yard Man

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Gilbert The Magnificent <gil...@alt.net> wrote:

>Timothy Sutter wrote:
>>
>> Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
>>

>> > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
>>

>> they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.
>

>You mean there all on drugs?

only after they got their, Einstein.

Yard Man

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Gilbert The Magnificent <gil...@alt.net> wrote:

>Timothy Sutter wrote:
>>
>> Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
>>
>> > Timothy Sutter wrote:
>>
>> > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
>>
>> > > > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
>>
>> > > they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.
>>
>> > You mean there all on drugs?
>>

>> they're just a bunch of pot-heads.
>
>Or could this just mean assholes?

seeking the median would probably yield better data here, half-crack,
despite the obvious disadvantages of doing so when evaluating income,
education and/or intelligence.

Timothy Sutter

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Yard Man wrote:

> Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:

> >Timothy Sutter wrote:

> >> Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:

> >> > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS

> >> they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.

> >You mean there all on drugs?

> only after they got their, Einstein.

loosen up lurch. your friends are bringing you down.

Kyzer

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In alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dr. Gilbert T. Sullivan <gil...@alt.net> wrote:
: Lt_Colonel/1st_Virginia_Volunteers/Cesium_Brigade=+FF2+=mhm1...@alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
: Rocky wrote:
:>
:> golde...@thepentagon.com.HAIL.ERIS (Arsenic) found time to write:
:>
:> -+>In article <35A4ED...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
:> -+>
:> -+>¿ Arsenic wrote:
:> -+>¿ >
:> -+>¿ > In article <35a45cb0...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
:> -+>¿ > fla...@toast.micronetix.net.flonk.flonk.flonk (Somebody^WFlaagg for the
:> -+>¿ > week) wrote:
:> -+>¿ >
:> -+>¿ > ¿ golde...@thepentagon.com.HAIL.ERIS (Arsenic), the Goddless heathen
:> -+>¿ > ¿ wrote:
:> -+>¿ > ¿ }In article <35A42B...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
:> -+>¿ > ¿ }
:> -+>¿ > ¿ }¿ So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
:> -+>¿ > ¿ }

:> -+>¿ > ¿ }They already did. The world ended about one hundred fourteen hours
:> -+>¿ > ¿ }ago, and was instantly replaced by something even more bizarre and
:> -+>¿ > ¿ }inexplicable.
:> -+>¿ > ¿
:> -+>¿ > ¿ That explains rather a lot. But, all that besides, what the hell is
:> -+>¿ > ¿ this Frogstar Class B Scout Robot doing hovering next to my ear, so I
:> -+>¿ > ¿ can't concentrate?
:> -+>¿ >
:> -+>¿ > That? Oh, that evolved from Gilbert during the time-shift the Earth went
:> -+>¿ > through whilst being replaced.
:> -+>¿
:> -+>¿ I am time displacement.
:> -+>
:> -+>Well, you are nothing but Thomas Harden's alter ego, existing nowhere but Usenet. Usenet not being a physical
:> entity, it does not have the uniform Planck-length thickness along the fourth physical dimension (the phenomenon
:> behind the WeeSaul Effect). "You are time displacement" would therefore be technically accurate.
:
: Trim your sig file.

Why didn't you post that in demon.local?

--
Stuart Kyzer Caie - ky...@4u.net

Lt_Colonel/1st_Virginia_Voluntee...@alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

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"Dr. Gilbert T. Sullivan" <gil...@alt.net> found time to write:

-+>Lt_Colonel/1st_Virginia_Volunteers/Cesium_Brigade=+FF2+=mhm1...@alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
-+>Rocky wrote:
-+>>

-+>> golde...@thepentagon.com.HAIL.ERIS (Arsenic) found time to write:
-+>>

-+>> -+>In article <35A4ED...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
-+>> -+>
-+>> -+>¿ Arsenic wrote:
-+>> -+>¿ >
-+>> -+>¿ > In article <35a45cb0...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,

-+>> -+>¿ > fla...@toast.micronetix.net.flonk.flonk.flonk (Somebody^WFlaagg for the


-+>> -+>¿ > week) wrote:
-+>> -+>¿ >
-+>> -+>¿ > ¿ golde...@thepentagon.com.HAIL.ERIS (Arsenic), the Goddless heathen

-+>> -+>¿ > ¿ wrote:


-+>> -+>¿ > ¿ }In article <35A42B...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
-+>> -+>¿ > ¿ }
-+>> -+>¿ > ¿ }¿ So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
-+>> -+>¿ > ¿ }
-+>> -+>¿ > ¿ }They already did. The world ended about one hundred fourteen hours

-+>> -+>¿ > ¿ }ago, and was instantly replaced by something even more bizarre and
-+>> -+>¿ > ¿ }inexplicable.
-+>> -+>¿ > ¿


-+>> -+>¿ > ¿ That explains rather a lot. But, all that besides, what the hell is

-+>> -+>¿ > ¿ this Frogstar Class B Scout Robot doing hovering next to my ear, so I
-+>> -+>¿ > ¿ can't concentrate?


-+>> -+>¿ >
-+>> -+>¿ > That? Oh, that evolved from Gilbert during the time-shift the Earth went

-+>> -+>¿ > through whilst being replaced.


-+>> -+>¿
-+>> -+>¿ I am time displacement.
-+>> -+>
-+>> -+>Well, you are nothing but Thomas Harden's alter ego, existing nowhere but Usenet. Usenet not being a
physical

-+>> entity, it does not have the uniform Planck-length thickness along the fourth physical dimension (the
phenomenon
-+>> behind the WeeSaul Effect). "You are time displacement" would therefore be technically accurate.
-+>
-+>Trim your sig file.

Why?

Bollocks! I just realized, I've not added dl for a while!

Lt_Colonel/1st_Virginia_Voluntee...@alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

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"Dr. Gilbert T. Sullivan" <gil...@alt.net> found time to write:

-+>Lt_Colonel/1st_Virginia_Volunteers/Cesium_Brigade=+FF2+=mhm1...@alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
-+>Rocky wrote:
-+>>

-+>> Gilbert The Magnificent <gil...@alt.net> found time to write:
-+>>

-+>> -+>So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
-+>>

-+>> When you get a non defective flash upgrade Trunky.
-+>
-+>Bite me.-BoZo

OK.

Any where particular you had in mind?

I only accept Barclay cards BTW.

Somebody^WFlaagg for the week

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"Dr. Gilbert T. Sullivan" <gil...@alt.net>, the Goddless heathen
wrote:
}Lt_Colonel/1st_Virginia_Volunteers/Cesium_Brigade=+FF2+=mhm1...@alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,

}Rocky wrote:
}>
}> Gilbert The Magnificent <gil...@alt.net> found time to write:
}>
}> -+>So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
}>
}> When you get a non defective flash upgrade Trunky.
}
}Bite me.-BoZo

Eww. I'd never get that disgusting taste out of my mouth.

Jaden

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On Fri, 10 Jul 1998 17:03:04 GMT, slug...@frostedCheez.com (Yard Man ) wrote:

> Gilbert The Magnificent <gil...@alt.net> wrote:
>
> >Timothy Sutter wrote:
> >>
> >> Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> >>
> >> > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> >>
> >> > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> >>

> >> > > > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
> >>

> >> > > they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.
> >>
> >> > You mean there all on drugs?
> >>

> >> they're just a bunch of pot-heads.
> >
> >Or could this just mean assholes?
>
> seeking the median would probably yield better data here, half-crack,
> despite the obvious disadvantages of doing so when evaluating income,
> education and/or intelligence.

Futons are neat.

---------------------------------------
Jaden ~ the...@catholic.org
*Suspicion Breeds Confidence*
members.xoom.com/ABMTAC ~ alt.discordia
There is no enemy
anywhere

Dr. Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Jaden wrote:
>
> On Fri, 10 Jul 1998 17:03:04 GMT, slug...@frostedCheez.com (Yard Man ) wrote:
>
> > Gilbert The Magnificent <gil...@alt.net> wrote:
> >
> > >Timothy Sutter wrote:
> > >>
> > >> Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > > > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
> > >>
> > >> > > they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.
> > >>
> > >> > You mean there all on drugs?
> > >>
> > >> they're just a bunch of pot-heads.
> > >
> > >Or could this just mean assholes?
> >
> > seeking the median would probably yield better data here, half-crack,
> > despite the obvious disadvantages of doing so when evaluating income,
> > education and/or intelligence.
>
> Futons are neat.

So is mutton.

Yard Man

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Jul 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/11/98
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Timothy Sutter <tsu...@geocities.com> wrote:

>Yard Man wrote:
>
>> Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
>
>> >Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
>> >> Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
>
>> >> > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
>
>> >> they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.
>
>> >You mean there all on drugs?
>

>> only after they got their, Einstein.
>
>loosen up lurch. your friends are bringing you down.

hey man, you smell!

Timothy Sutter

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your nose runs.

Lt_Colonel/1st_Virginia_Voluntee...@alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

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"Dr. Gilbert T. Sullivan" <gil...@alt.net> found time to write:

-+>Jaden wrote:
-+>>
-+>> On Fri, 10 Jul 1998 17:03:04 GMT, slug...@frostedCheez.com (Yard Man ) wrote:
-+>>
-+>> > Gilbert The Magnificent <gil...@alt.net> wrote:
-+>> >


-+>> > >Timothy Sutter wrote:
-+>> > >>

-+>> > >> Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
-+>> > >>


-+>> > >> > Timothy Sutter wrote:
-+>> > >>

-+>> > >> > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
-+>> > >>
-+>> > >> > > > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
-+>> > >>
-+>> > >> > > they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.
-+>> > >>
-+>> > >> > You mean there all on drugs?
-+>> > >>
-+>> > >> they're just a bunch of pot-heads.
-+>> > >
-+>> > >Or could this just mean assholes?
-+>> >
-+>> > seeking the median would probably yield better data here, half-crack,
-+>> > despite the obvious disadvantages of doing so when evaluating income,
-+>> > education and/or intelligence.
-+>>
-+>> Futons are neat.
-+>
-+>So is mutton.

Only because you fuck it.

fa13

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On Sat, 11 Jul 1998 11:07:11 GMT in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Lt_Colonel/1st_Virginia_Volunteers/Cesium_Brigade=+FF2+=mhm1...@alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.nuke.france_NUKE_FRANCE_AND_THOSE_CUNTS_IN_BELGIUM_ALSO_THOSE_PRETEND_FROG_FUCKERS_IN_QUEBEC_Come_on_you_demon_yokels_PLONK_ME_YOU_FUCKHEADS-Wonder-if-any-of-this-will-show-on-the-end?
(Rocky) wrote:

Ick. Forget it - I ain't coming over for dinner anymore.

-: fa13 :-

f a 1 3 2 3 at n e w s g u y dot c o m

Dr. Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Jul 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/12/98
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Arsenic wrote:

>
> In article <35A5CF...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
>
> ¿ Lt_Colonel/1st_Virginia_Volunteers/Cesium_Brigade=+FF2+=mhm1...@alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
> ¿ Rocky wrote:
> ¿ >
> ¿ > golde...@thepentagon.com.HAIL.ERIS (Arsenic) found time to write:
> ¿ >

> ¿ > -+>In article <35A4ED...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
> ¿ > -+>
> ¿ > -+>¿ Arsenic wrote:
> ¿ > -+>¿ >
> ¿ > -+>¿ > In article <35a45cb0...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
> ¿ > -+>¿ > fla...@toast.micronetix.net.flonk.flonk.flonk (Somebody^WFlaagg for the

> ¿ > -+>¿ > week) wrote:
> ¿ > -+>¿ >
> ¿ > -+>¿ > ¿ golde...@thepentagon.com.HAIL.ERIS (Arsenic), the Goddless heathen
> ¿ > -+>¿ > ¿ wrote:

> ¿ > -+>¿ > ¿ }In article <35A42B...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
> ¿ > -+>¿ > ¿ }
> ¿ > -+>¿ > ¿ }¿ So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
> ¿ > -+>¿ > ¿ }
> ¿ > -+>¿ > ¿ }They already did. The world ended about one hundred fourteen hours
> ¿ > -+>¿ > ¿ }ago, and was instantly replaced by something even more bizarre and
> ¿ > -+>¿ > ¿ }inexplicable.
> ¿ > -+>¿ > ¿

> ¿ > -+>¿ > ¿ That explains rather a lot. But, all that besides, what the hell is
> ¿ > -+>¿ > ¿ this Frogstar Class B Scout Robot doing hovering next to my ear, so I
> ¿ > -+>¿ > ¿ can't concentrate?
> ¿ > -+>¿ >
> ¿ > -+>¿ > That? Oh, that evolved from Gilbert during the time-shift the Earth went
> ¿ > -+>¿ > through whilst being replaced.
> ¿ > -+>¿
> ¿ > -+>¿ I am time displacement.
> ¿ > -+>
> ¿ > -+>Well, you are nothing but Thomas Harden's alter ego, existing nowhere but Usenet. Usenet not being a physical
> ¿ > entity, it does not have the uniform Planck-length thickness along the fourth physical dimension (the phenomenon
> ¿ > behind the WeeSaul Effect). "You are time displacement" would therefore be technically accurate.
> ¿
> ¿ Trim your sig file.
>
> Says Gilbert with the 7x56 sig to Arsenic with the 5x34 sig.

This is irrelevant.

Sister Decadence

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Jul 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/12/98
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Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
> Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> >
> > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> > >
> > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> > >
> > > > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> > >
> > > > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> > >
> > > > > > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
> > >
> > > > > they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.
> > >
> > > > You mean there all on drugs?
> > >
> > > they're just a bunch of pot-heads.
> >
> > Or could this just mean assholes?
>
> no, they're just a major bunch of hypocrites.

Wait...WHO is a bunch of hypocrites? The Church? Hrm...fuck 'em if
they can't TAKE A JOKE! (Get it?)

Timothy Sutter

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Sister Decadence wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter wrote:
> >
> > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> > >
> > > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > > > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
> > > >
> > > > > > they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.
> > > >
> > > > > You mean there all on drugs?
> > > >
> > > > they're just a bunch of pot-heads.
> > >
> > > Or could this just mean assholes?
> >
> > no, they're just a major bunch of hypocrites.
>
> Wait...WHO is a bunch of hypocrites? The Church? Hrm...fuck 'em if
> they can't TAKE A JOKE! (Get it?)

the slackers are a bunch of hypocrites.

you a slacker?

you must be a hypocrite.

you'll never joke your way out of that.

fly to the moon powder boy.

Somebody

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"Dr. Gilbert T. Sullivan" <gil...@alt.net>, the Goddless heathen
wrote:
}Arsenic wrote:
}>
}> In article <35A5CF...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
}>
}> ż Trim your sig file.

}>
}> Says Gilbert with the 7x56 sig to Arsenic with the 5x34 sig.
}
}
}This is irrelevant.

And rather funny too.

--
Somebody mhm 17x2 http://toast.micronetix.net

Three is a living organism of the savage, primitive urge to alphabetize
stuff. I'll not be rmgrouped. Suck that, meowwwwpoofters.

-MegaHAL the flonker

Rev. Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Somebody wrote:
>
> "Dr. Gilbert T. Sullivan" <gil...@alt.net>, the Goddless heathen
> wrote:
> }Arsenic wrote:
> }>
> }> In article <35A5CF...@alt.net>, gil...@alt.net wrote:
> }>
> }> ż Trim your sig file.
> }>
> }> Says Gilbert with the 7x56 sig to Arsenic with the 5x34 sig.
> }
> }
> }This is irrelevant.
>
> And rather funny too.

I thought so too.

Rev. Gilbert T. Sullivan

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Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
> Sister Decadence wrote:
> >
> > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> > >
> > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > > > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
> > > > >
> > > > > > > they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.
> > > > >
> > > > > > You mean there all on drugs?
> > > > >
> > > > > they're just a bunch of pot-heads.
> > > >
> > > > Or could this just mean assholes?
> > >
> > > no, they're just a major bunch of hypocrites.
> >
> > Wait...WHO is a bunch of hypocrites? The Church? Hrm...fuck 'em if
> > they can't TAKE A JOKE! (Get it?)
>
> the slackers are a bunch of hypocrites.
>
> you a slacker?
>
> you must be a hypocrite.
>
> you'll never joke your way out of that.
>
> fly to the moon powder boy.

Don't they first have to wait for a comet then buy the purple cloths?

Timothy Sutter

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Rev. Gilbert T. Sullivan wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter wrote:
> >
> > Sister Decadence wrote:
> > >
> > > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Timothy Sutter wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Gilbert The Magnificent wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So when are the flying saucers supposed to pick you up.-MoRonS
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > they missed the bus, pass the phenobarbitol.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > You mean there all on drugs?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > they're just a bunch of pot-heads.
> > > > >
> > > > > Or could this just mean assholes?
> > > >
> > > > no, they're just a major bunch of hypocrites.
> > >
> > > Wait...WHO is a bunch of hypocrites? The Church? Hrm...fuck 'em if
> > > they can't TAKE A JOKE! (Get it?)
> >
> > the slackers are a bunch of hypocrites.
> >
> > you a slacker?
> >
> > you must be a hypocrite.
> >
> > you'll never joke your way out of that.
> >
> > fly to the moon powder boy.
>
> Don't they first have to wait for a comet then buy the purple cloths?

getting a can of hairspray and a paperbag.

they all end up sitting in the corner with a bag around their head's.

G...@st.ly

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Here is the race that shall rule the Sevagram.

Timothy Sutter

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I decline the nomination.

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