SEXY STUFF 33925 (DIE SPAMMER DIE!)

[Grall Longwing]

On a rather pleasant afternoon in Alfandria, a little weasel of a man
marched into the central clearing and placed a soap box on the ground
beside the wishing well. The almost pitiable Greggle, his greased back
hair gleaming in the sun, then preceded to climb atop the box with a
loud megaphone and a rolled up poster.

The unfortunate fool then began to shout, ripping through the pleasant
discussions of Alfandria with his squeaky voice...
"HEAR YE HEAR YE. FREE PICTURES OF BEAUTIFUL WOMAN CAN BE FOUND AT MY
SITE!!!"
He then precedes to unroll the poster, a nude cheesecake of Pam An Lee.
He seems to have forgotten that he's preaching to a large group of even
larger Dragons, many of whom are not attracted to humans and most of
whom don't wear clothing.

Even a Greggle as foolish as this seems to have some preservation
instinct, he has started to break out into a sweat at the sight of a
dozen odd annoyed Dragons staring him down. Somewhere in the distance
the sounds of a lone figure running can be heard. The greggle pulls at
his collar, gulps and raises the megaphone to his lips.

"HONEST IT'S FREE. BEAUTIFUL WOM- OOF!"

Out of nowhere, a large black and brown shape plummets into the Greggle
full on from the side. Across the clearing can be heard the
battle cry...
"DIE SPAMMER DIE!!!! REMEMBER DRAKE'S PASS!!!!!"

The spammer is now sprawled out on the ground, his poster in tatters,
but he still has his Megaphone. Grall produces his weapon of habit, a
seven foot long, oak staff. For his opening move, he twirls it around
his body and smashes the soap box. The moment he's in ready position,
the spammer stands, bows, limbers up, readies his megaphone, looks him
over, and runs screaming into the woods.

"Quick, don't let him get away!" Grall shouts as he gives chase.

I wonder, since there ARE minors who read this group, does this count
as a felony?
(I hope so, just so we can take the spammers DOWN!)

aaqua...@aol.com wrote:
>
> free xxx pics:
>
> http://TheIdiotsAddress/

You may have noted that I omitted their address, I sure as hell do
not intend to propagate the message.

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[Alex"two posts" Arruda]

I'm a minor, but it only counts If I were to go to the site and have a
horrible pysho-traumatic experience.

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