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meowmix

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Nov 18, 2012, 4:21:54 PM11/18/12
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can i get a zani...
























































...woop woop.




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who are these people i've never heard of
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" Ď M Poster" wrote:
> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> who are these people i've never heard of
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> I can tell you that they aren't from afd-a
> because that froup's dead as a doornail.


most of them are unless i'm in them

tian

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The law of gravity is one of them. To provie it, I drop a 1998 D cent
in the pink piggy bank.

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Nov 19, 2012, 4:44:19 AM11/19/12
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:55:44 -0800 (PST), Billy Crabs
<itchyc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Nigs In Space? (That is a play on a derogatory word and a skit from on of my favorite childhood television show "The Muppets")
>Don't judge me

personaly. i blame the muppets for corporate greed (read as banks) and
the fall and decline of western civilization as we have known it.

meowmix

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On Sun, 18 Nov 2012 21:53:01 +0000, i...@ster.invalid ( Ï M Poster)
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>% <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> who are these people i've never heard of
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> I can tell you that they aren't from afd-a
> because that froup's dead as a doornail.
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much like douglas adams then.

meowmix

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Nov 19, 2012, 7:22:45 AM11/19/12
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2012 20:08:08 -0800, tian <tnha...@aceweb.com.nospam>
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>On 11/18/2012 01:49 PM, % wrote:
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>The law of gravity is one of them. To provie it, I drop a 1998 D cent
>in the pink piggy bank.

is there any difference if you use, say, a farthing or half crown?
what happens if you drop a penny farthing?
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·

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Nov 19, 2012, 1:46:27 PM11/19/12
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"" Ï M Poster"" <i...@ster.invalid> wrote in message
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> meowmix <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
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>> >The law of gravity is one of them. To provie it, I drop a 1998 D cent
>> >in the pink piggy bank.
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>> is there any difference if you use, say, a farthing or half crown?
>> what happens if you drop a penny farthing?
>
> *Obviously* A half-crown falls faster than a farthing,
> it's 120 times bigger.


LOL! Sir Isaac is spinning in his grave! Bigger would make it fall slower but
only due to increased wind resistance. But gravity in a vacuum makes no
distinction for size - nor for mass either, for that matter.

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the Swampster

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i...@ster.invalid (=?ISO-8859-1?Q?_=CF_M_Poster?=) writes:

>% <per...@gmail.com> wrote:

>> who are these people i've never heard of
>
> I can tell you that they aren't from afd-a
> because that froup's dead as a doornail.

Yes, but only for tax reasons.
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·

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"" Ï M Poster"" <i...@ster.invalid> wrote
in message news:1ktuofb.d1kbfrxxr6myN%i...@ster.invalid...
> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· wrote:
>> "" Ï M Poster"" wrote ...
>> > meowmix wrote:
>> >
>> >> >The law of gravity is one of them. To provie it, I drop a 1998
>> >> >D cent in the pink piggy bank.
>> >>
>> >> is there any difference if you use, say, a farthing or half crown?
>> >> what happens if you drop a penny farthing?
>> >
>> > *Obviously* A half-crown falls faster than a farthing,
>> > it's 120 times bigger.
>>
>> LOL! Sir Isaac is spinning in his grave! Bigger would make it fall
>> slower but only due to increased wind resistance. But gravity in a
>> vacuum makes no distinction for size - nor for mass either, for
>> that matter.
>
> Well, that's a disappointment, only one bite in fourteen hours
> and it had to be Greg. I'm surprised that you didn't pick me up on
> the 120 times bigger, Greg, seeing as the farthing is a 'copper' coin
> but the half-crown is 'silver'. They're from different series of
> coins, y'see, with different values/weight and different densities.

Nobody cares about the make up of Brit currency, dude!

> Pffft, that's what you get for expecting sensible answers on Usenet.
>
> Redeem yourself, Greg: does lead fall faster than feathers do?
> Which weighs more, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?

In a vacuum, lead and feathers fall equally fast. In the atmosphere,
feathers fall more slowly as they are more affected by wind
resistance unless, of course the lead is sponge lead fluffed up
to have a surface area equal to feathers.

A pound of lead and a pound of feathers both weigh the same.

--
Sir Isaac Gregory


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tian

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Nov 20, 2012, 1:15:41 PM11/20/12
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Not having any of those coins to test I can only speculate.

meowmix

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On Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:42:29 +0000, i...@ster.invalid ( Ï M Poster)
wrote:

>meowmix <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> >The law of gravity is one of them. To provie it, I drop a 1998 D cent
>> >in the pink piggy bank.
>>
>> is there any difference if you use, say, a farthing or half crown?
>> what happens if you drop a penny farthing?
>
> *Obviously* A half-crown falls faster than a farthing,
> it's 120 times bigger.
>

no. a farthing is 120 times smaller than a half crown and 3000 times
smaller than a guinea.

meowmix

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Nov 20, 2012, 2:37:17 PM11/20/12
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<drops both inside the tranny fans head to see if he's right.>

a few seconds later...

<fuck me! he is.>

meowmix

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On Tue, 20 Nov 2012 10:37:52 -0500, " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�"
<greghall@home.f�ke> wrote:

>"" � M Poster"" <i...@ster.invalid> wrote
>in message news:1ktuofb.d1kbfrxxr6myN%i...@ster.invalid...
>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq� wrote:
>>> "" � M Poster"" wrote ...
>>> > meowmix wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> >The law of gravity is one of them. To provie it, I drop a 1998
>>> >> >D cent in the pink piggy bank.
>>> >>
>>> >> is there any difference if you use, say, a farthing or half crown?
>>> >> what happens if you drop a penny farthing?
>>> >
>>> > *Obviously* A half-crown falls faster than a farthing,
>>> > it's 120 times bigger.
>>>
>>> LOL! Sir Isaac is spinning in his grave! Bigger would make it fall
>>> slower but only due to increased wind resistance. But gravity in a
>>> vacuum makes no distinction for size - nor for mass either, for
>>> that matter.
>>
>> Well, that's a disappointment, only one bite in fourteen hours
>> and it had to be Greg. I'm surprised that you didn't pick me up on
>> the 120 times bigger, Greg, seeing as the farthing is a 'copper' coin
>> but the half-crown is 'silver'. They're from different series of
>> coins, y'see, with different values/weight and different densities.
>
>Nobody cares about the make up of Brit currency, dude!

really? i do. i'd rather have sterling than that going down the
shitter euro thing greece and spain seem to have taken against well
adn truely.

>> Pffft, that's what you get for expecting sensible answers on Usenet.
>>
>> Redeem yourself, Greg: does lead fall faster than feathers do?
>> Which weighs more, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?
>
>In a vacuum, lead and feathers fall equally fast. In the atmosphere,
>feathers fall more slowly as they are more affected by wind
>resistance unless, of course the lead is sponge lead fluffed up
>to have a surface area equal to feathers.
>
>A pound of lead and a pound of feathers both weigh the same.



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Checkmate

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First, check out what Ï M Poster said:
> Well, that's a disappointment, only one bite in fourteen hours
> and it had to be Greg. I'm surprised that you didn't pick me up on
> the 120 times bigger, Greg, seeing as the farthing is a 'copper' coin
> but the half-crown is 'silver'. They're from different series of
> coins, y'see, with different values/weight and different densities.
>
> Pffft, that's what you get for expecting sensible answers on Usenet.
>
> Redeem yourself, Greg: does lead fall faster than feathers do?
> Which weighs more, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?
>

Which one(s) will float on mercury?

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he's in his mid 60's and this is what he does

meowmix

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On Tue, 20 Nov 2012 19:46:08 +0000, i...@ster.invalid ( � M Poster)
wrote:

>meowmix <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> >> is there any difference if you use, say, a farthing or half crown?
>> >> what happens if you drop a penny farthing?
>> >
>> > *Obviously* A half-crown falls faster than a farthing,
>> > it's 120 times bigger.
>>
>> no. a farthing is 120 times smaller than a half crown and 3000 times
>> smaller than a guinea.
>
> Damn! They short-changed me last time I bought cigarettes.

you where young, buying a single woodbine and a couple of blackjacks,
you'd have been more worried about the loot than the change.

meowmix

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On Tue, 20 Nov 2012 10:15:41 -0800, tian <tnha...@aceweb.com.nospam>
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>On 11/19/2012 04:22 AM, meowmix wrote:
>> On Sun, 18 Nov 2012 20:08:08 -0800, tian<tnha...@aceweb.com.nospam>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 11/18/2012 01:49 PM, % wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> meowmix wrote:
>>>>> can i get a zani...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ...woop woop.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> who are these people i've never heard of
>>>
>>> The law of gravity is one of them. To provie it, I drop a 1998 D cent
>>> in the pink piggy bank.
>>
>> is there any difference if you use, say, a farthing or half crown?
>> what happens if you drop a penny farthing?
>>
>Not having any of those coins to test I can only speculate.

i just tried. i came back with a florin, a silver thruppeny bit and a
sixpence.
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Checkmate

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> meowmix <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
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> > >> is there any difference if you use, say, a farthing or half crown?
> > >> what happens if you drop a penny farthing?
> > >>
> > >Not having any of those coins to test I can only speculate.
> >
> > i just tried. i came back with a florin, a silver thruppeny bit and a
> > sixpence.
>
> All from half a dollar? That was good going.
> Strange to get a tanner but no bob, though.

Can you translate all of that into English?
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" Ď M Poster" wrote:
> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>>>>>> is there any difference if you use, say, a farthing or half
>>>>>> crown? what happens if you drop a penny farthing?
>>>>>>
>>>>> Not having any of those coins to test I can only speculate.
>>>>
>>>> i just tried. i came back with a florin, a silver thruppeny bit
>>>> and a sixpence.
>>>
>>> All from half a dollar? That was good going.
>>> Strange to get a tanner but no bob, though.
>>
>> Can you translate all of that into English?
>
> No need to translate it into English, it already is;
> I can try to put it into American for you though:-
>
> Half a dollar is two and six (one beer token)
> A florin is two shillings
> A bob is a shilling
> There are two tanners in a bob
> There are two thrupenny bits in a tanner
> A thrupenny bit is three pennies
> There are two ha'pennies in a penny
> There are four farthings in a penny
> (I nearly wrote "fartings" there)
> There are four half-dollars in half a bar
> There are two half-bars in a quid.
> A guinea is twenty one shillings
> Hence:
> 960 farthings in a quid,
> 1,008 farthings to the guinea.
> 24 ha'pennies in a shilling
> 30 pennies to half a crown
> 24 pennies to the florin
> 120 farthings to a half crown.
>
> Simples!
>
> HTH HAND HORSE


LOL

Checkmate

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First, check out what Ï M Poster said:


>
> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> > > > >> is there any difference if you use, say, a farthing or half crown?
> > > > >> what happens if you drop a penny farthing?
> > > > >>
> > > > >Not having any of those coins to test I can only speculate.
> > > >
> > > > i just tried. i came back with a florin, a silver thruppeny bit and a
> > > > sixpence.
> > >
> > > All from half a dollar? That was good going.
> > > Strange to get a tanner but no bob, though.
> >
> > Can you translate all of that into English?
>
> No need to translate it into English, it already is;
> I can try to put it into American for you though:-
>
> Half a dollar is two and six (one beer token)
> A florin is two shillings
> A bob is a shilling
> There are two tanners in a bob
> There are two thrupenny bits in a tanner
> A thrupenny bit is three pennies
> There are two ha'pennies in a penny
> There are four farthings in a penny
> (I nearly wrote "fartings" there)
> There are four half-dollars in half a bar
> There are two half-bars in a quid.
> A guinea is twenty one shillings
> Hence:
> 960 farthings in a quid,
> 1,008 farthings to the guinea.
> 24 ha'pennies in a shilling
> 30 pennies to half a crown
> 24 pennies to the florin
> 120 farthings to a half crown.
>
> Simples!
>
> HTH HAND HORSE

No wonder everybody's going metric.

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except the third world countries

tian

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My thoughts exactly. I like this 100 cents to a dollar stuff!

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On Wed, 21 Nov 2012 16:34:15 +0000, i...@ster.invalid ( Ï M Poster)
wrote:

>meowmix <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> >> is there any difference if you use, say, a farthing or half crown?
>> >> what happens if you drop a penny farthing?
>> >>
>> >Not having any of those coins to test I can only speculate.
>>
>> i just tried. i came back with a florin, a silver thruppeny bit and a
>> sixpence.
>
> All from half a dollar? That was good going.
> Strange to get a tanner but no bob, though.

it was bobs day off, he was passed out in the bar after several over
the 8.

meowmix

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On Thu, 22 Nov 2012 17:44:10 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
wrote:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>Checkmate!
>
>First, check out what Ï M Poster said:
>
>
>>
>> meowmix <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>> > >> is there any difference if you use, say, a farthing or half crown?
>> > >> what happens if you drop a penny farthing?
>> > >>
>> > >Not having any of those coins to test I can only speculate.
>> >
>> > i just tried. i came back with a florin, a silver thruppeny bit and a
>> > sixpence.
>>
>> All from half a dollar? That was good going.
>> Strange to get a tanner but no bob, though.
>
>Can you translate all of that into English?

sorry. you're stuck reading welsh.

meowmix

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On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 02:07:57 +0000, i...@ster.invalid ( Ï M Poster)
wrote:

>Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>> > > >> is there any difference if you use, say, a farthing or half crown?
>> > > >> what happens if you drop a penny farthing?
>> > > >>
>> > > >Not having any of those coins to test I can only speculate.
>> > >
>> > > i just tried. i came back with a florin, a silver thruppeny bit and a
>> > > sixpence.
>> >
>> > All from half a dollar? That was good going.
>> > Strange to get a tanner but no bob, though.
>>
>> Can you translate all of that into English?
>
> No need to translate it into English, it already is;
> I can try to put it into American for you though:-
>
> Half a dollar is two and six (one beer token)
> A florin is two shillings
> A bob is a shilling
> There are two tanners in a bob
> There are two thrupenny bits in a tanner
> A thrupenny bit is three pennies
> There are two ha'pennies in a penny
> There are four farthings in a penny
> (I nearly wrote "fartings" there)
> There are four half-dollars in half a bar
> There are two half-bars in a quid.
> A guinea is twenty one shillings
> Hence:
> 960 farthings in a quid,
> 1,008 farthings to the guinea.
> 24 ha'pennies in a shilling
> 30 pennies to half a crown
> 24 pennies to the florin
> 120 farthings to a half crown.
>
> Simples!

i was at london zoo last year, in the meerkat enclosure not single
fucking one of them offered me cheap car insurance or said 'simples'.
i felt so ripped off.

> HTH HAND HORSE

meowmix

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On Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:45:25 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
wrote:
never heard of it. what is it?

meowmix

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On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 00:37:31 -0800, tian <tnha...@aceweb.com.nospam>
wrote:
personaly. i like it when there is 200 cents of a squid. buying stuff
from the us then becomes worth it.
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meowmix

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On Mon, 26 Nov 2012 10:20:31 +0000, i...@ster.invalid ( Ï M Poster)
wrote:

>meowmix <meow.mix@FUCK_OFF_SPAMMER_meow.org> wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>> >> i just tried. i came back with a florin, a silver thruppeny bit and a
>> >> sixpence.
>> >
>> > All from half a dollar? That was good going.
>> > Strange to get a tanner but no bob, though.
>>
>> it was bobs day off, he was passed out in the bar after several over
>> the 8.
>
> The last time I had one over the eight I ended up
> calling Huey on the big white telephone.

last time i called a huey i was surrounded by angry natives in
cipenham, slough.

tian

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On 11/26/2012 01:44 AM, meowmix wrote:
> On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 02:07:57 +0000, i...@ster.invalid ( Ď M Poster)
I was in Baltimore last summer. Found out that the Mexican food there
is much better than the Mexican food in Chicago. Happy to pay for it.

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the "Swampster" <fort...@xs4all.nl> wrote:
> i...@ster.invalid (=?ISO-8859-1?Q?_=CF_M_Poster?=) writes:
>
>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>> who are these people i've never heard of
>>
>> I can tell you that they aren't from afd-a
>> because that froup's dead as a doornail.
>
> Yes, but only for tax reasons.

OK, now THAT was funny, way to bring a thread back to DNA.

meowmix

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i thought it had been renamed to
alt.fan.douglas-adams.do.not.resusitate

Rasmus Bøg Hansen

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sshhhh, that one is secret!

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Rasmus B�g Hansen
I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
Expect the unexpected!
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