David Allen Coe
Tuppergirl
never seen him... VERY ODD looking an a flamboyant type of way.
Listened....... and I know who you are :o) ........... and he had the
nicest eyes, and he (in the nicely done clipped interview) spoke perfectly
eloquently about how his life has born his music, and how the feelings can
mean so many things to so many people.
This 62 year old man with BEADS woven into his scraggly beard, who had a
ring as big as a belt buckle on every finger......... he had some blue
eyes. And he spoke very eloquently (and the spell check DOES NOT WORK!!).
I came away luvin' David Allen Coe.........
He makes me moist... :o)
Damn!!
Edgy'N'Stuff
Nigger Fucker
by David Allen Coe
She said someday I'd understand
What love was all about
She said I could have the kids
She was movin out
Said she'd finally found a man
Who's dick was so much bigger
Then that scumbag motherfucker
Ran off with a nigger
And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, black dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever fuck
A greasy nigger
He treated her just like a queen
She gave him all my money
It looks like the joke's on me
But I don't think it's funny
That pussy ain't worth payin for
As far as I can figure
Cause there's nothing quite as worthless
As a white girl with a nigger
And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, black dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever fuck
A God damn nigger
So for all you nigger lovin whores
This song is just for you
--
"The time you hate to walk away... becomes the time that you regret you
walked away"
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Edgy'N'Stuff
me by my name", and "Take this job and shove it"., also had some great songs
such as:
Nigger Fucker
Damn, I wish I was a Nigger
Some Niggers Never Die
Cowboys 'n Niggers
Finger Fucking Sally
Cum Stains on the Pillow
Devil Went To Jamaica
Don't Bite the Dick
Fuckin in the Butt
Fuck Anita Bryant
I've Already Cheated on You
Linda Lovelace
Little Suzie Shallow Throat
Masturbation Blues
Hot Wet Tight Bald Pussy
--
"The time you hate to walk away... becomes the time that you regret you
walked away"
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that is the single funniest word ever.....moist always makes me laugh
anyway yeah DAC, fdunny, download The Perfect Country and Western song if
you havn't heard it
Dr. Hardcrab
(Methinks Mr. Coe is slightly racist....)
This is my favorite (next to "You Never Even Call Me By My Name", and yes,
WHARR, Steve Goodman wrote that, Gawd rest his soul.....)
THE OLD MAN WAS COVERED WITH TATTOOS AND SCARS
HE GOT SOME IN PRISON AND OTHERS IN BARS
THE REST HE GOT WORKIN' ON OLD JUNK CARS
IN THE DAYTIME
THEY LOOKED LIKE TOMBSTONES IN OUR YARD
AND I NEVER SEEN HIM WHEN HE WASN'T TIRED
AND MEAN
HE SOLD USED PARTS TO MAKE ENDS MEET
COVERED WITH GREASE FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS FEET
CUSSIN' THE SWEAT AND THE TEXAS HEAT
AND MOSQUITERS
AND THE NEIGHBORS SAID WE LIVED LIKE HICKS
BUT THEY BRUNG THEIR CARS FOR PA TO FIX
ANYHOW
HE WAS VETERAN-PROUD, TRIED AND TRUE
HE'D FOUGHT TILL HIS HEART WAS BLACK AND BLUE
DIDN'T KNOW HOW HE'D MADE IT THROUGH
THE HARD TIMES
HE BOUGHT OUR HOUSE ON THE G.I. BILL
BUT IT WASN'T WORTH ALL HE HAD TO KILL
TO GIT IT
HE DRANK PEARL IN A CAN AND JACK DANIELS BLACK
CHEWED TOBACCO FROM A MAIL POUCH SACK
HAD AN OLD DOG THAT WAS TRAINED TO ATTACK
SOMETIMES
HE'D GET DRUNK AND MEAN AS A RATTLESNAKE
AND THERE WASN'T TOO MUCH THAT HE WOULD TAKE
FROM A STRANGER
THERE WERE THIRTEEN KIDS AND A BUNCH OF DOGS
A HOUSE FULL OF CHICKENS AND A YARD FULL OF HOGS
I SPENT THE SUMMERTIME CUTTIN' UP LOGS FOR THE WINTER
TRYIN' LIKE THE DEVIL TO FIND THE LORD
WORKIN' LIKE A NIGGER FOR MY ROOM AND BOARD
COAL-BURIN' STOVE, NO NATURAL GAS
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'LL HAIRLIP THE POPE
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE
I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OLE OPRY, AND I'VE MET JOHNNY CASH
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS
RECITATION:
MAMA SELLS EGGS AT A GROCERY STORE
MY OLDEST SISTER IS A FIRST-RATE WHORE
DAD SAYS SHE CAN'T COME HOME ANYMORE
AND HE MEANS IT
MA JUST SITS AND KEEPS HER SILENCE
SISTER, SHE LEFT 'CAUSE DAD GOT VIOLENT
AND HE KNOWS IT
MAMA SHE'S OLD FAR BEYOND HER TIME
FROM CHOPPING TOBACCO AND I'VE SEEN HER CRYIN'
WHEN BLOOD STARTED FLOWIN' FROM HER CALLOUSED HAND
AND IT HURT ME
SHE'D JUST KEEP WORKIN' TRYIN' TO HELP THE OLD MAN
TO THE END OF ONE ROW AND BACK AGAIN
LIKE ALWAYS
SHE'S BEEN THROUGH HELL SINCE JUNIOR WENT TO JAIL
WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT SHE AIN'T NEVER FAILED
TO GET DOWN ON HER KNEES AND PRAY
BECAUSE SHE LOVES HIM
TOLD ALL THE NEIGHBORS HE WAS OFF IN THE WAR
FIGHTIN' FOR FREEDOM, HE'S GOOD TO THE CORE
AND SHE'S PROUD
NOW OUR PLACE WAS A GRAVEYARD FOR AUTOMOBILES
AT THE END OF THE PORCH THERE WAS FOUR STACKS OF WHEELS
AND TIRES FOR SALE FOR A DOLLAR OR TWO
CASH
THERE WAS FIFTY HOLES IN AN OLD TIN ROOF
ME AND MY FAMILY WE WAS LIVIN' PROOF
THE PEOPLE WHO FORGOT ABOUT POOR WHITE TRASH
AND IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'LL HAIRLIP THE POPE
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE
I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OLE OPRY, AND I'VE MET JOHNNY CASH
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS
I'M THINKING TONIGHT OF MY BLUE EYES
CONCERNING THE GREAT SPECKLED BIRD
I DIDN'T KNOW GOD MADE HONKY-TONK ANGELS
AND WENT BACK TO THE WILD SIDE OF LIFE
STEELE@home.com COLT STEELE
<drhar...@hotmail.spamcom> had a brain fart and confessed:
>And to think one of my choices for my son was David Allen......
>
>(Methinks Mr. Coe is slightly racist....)
Nope, he isnt racist. Ever been to a show?
The drummer is a black dude ....lol
He said he wrote the songs for publicity.
The drummer has been with him for like 20 years
Tuppergirl
"COLT STEELE" <COLT STE...@HOME.COM> wrote
> Nope, he isnt racist. Ever been to a show?
>
> The drummer is a black dude ....lol
>
> He said he wrote the songs for publicity.
>
> The drummer has been with him for like 20 years
He did not strike me as a racist last night either. Said that 90% of the
dudes he was in the big house with were black, and he got along fine.
Boy was I in for a surprise w/ the lyrics & song titles the gampers supplied
this morning!
I missed the beginning of the bio..... WHY did he spend 22 years in jail?
Tup
>
STEELE@home.com COLT STEELE
had a brain fart and confessed:
>
Born 6 September 1939, Akron, Ohio, USA. From the age of nine, Coe was
in and out of reform schools, correction centers and prisons.
According to his publicity handout, he spent time on Death Row after
killing a fellow inmate who demanded oral sex. So he will be 64 yrs
old ..damn that's old to be touring. He doesn't play collesums just
redneck and biker bars...... I heard him say he used the racist songs
to get his name out there. Like Ozzy does with his satanic . bite
biting , prince of darkness put on. He they wouldn't be popular if
they didnt get outrageous....
ILoveBaltimore
Tuppergirl
"ILoveBaltimore" <iloveba...@aol.comnospam> wrote
> Interesting. Does he do any songs about bastards?
>
Notice Meester Baltimore, I refrained frum posting this weeks crop. :o)
ILoveBaltimore
Tuppergirl
"ILoveBaltimore" <iloveba...@aol.comnospam> wrote
> Changing the world, one person at a time.
You or me???
ILoveBaltimore
Tuppergirl
"ILoveBaltimore" <iloveba...@aol.comnospam> wrote
> "ILoveBaltimore" is not me. You are you.
Thank you ever so much for clearing that up! :o)