Best Don and Mike ever?
CKent15
after a few years of not listening to the show, and I went through some of my
old tapes that I had saved. The lesbian porno they filmed for that girl to
give to her boyfriend was classic, same with the visit to the Mustang Ranch,
the "great experiment" (two lesbians have sex in their office), and the women
catfighting for Power Rangers Halloween costumes. What are some other
favorites that you all remember?
Shane
Anniversary of Elvis' Death. Awesome.
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Bill
Don & Mike called the hotel where Regis & Kathie Lee were staying in Hawaii to tape a week's worth of episodes. Mike used his Regis voice to gain access to Regis's voice mail. The desk clerk knew something was up because Regis was standing right there in front of him. The clerk put a rather pissed off Regis on the phone and Mike stayed in voice. Real Regis asked him who this was... Mike said "I'm Regis and I'm just picking up my voice mail".
Off the phone line, but still on the air Don was frantically asking Rob and Diana what they should do. You hear both of them in the background screaming to hang up!
Absolutely the BEST!!!
The next week, Don had to air an apology explained what had happened and that they 'never intended to harm Mr. Philbin in any way'.
You will never hear the mess on 'Best of...', either. Several months later Don addressed that they couldn't play it for legal reasons.
Bill in the Big Sac
"Nocrap1" <noc...@aol.com> wrote in message news:20000306195120...@ng-bj1.aol.com...
> How about the show from Intercourse Pennsylvania with the couples performing
> live sex in the motel rooms???
dudalb
Nocrap1
Bert
1. When they broadcast live from the "Hard Rock Cafe" in DC. My
favorite because it was my first.
2. The first launching of the inflatable love dolls and the calls
from all around of people seeing the helium filled love dolls all over
DC. It was an original idea and spur of the moment which made it
good. The follow up was also good.
3. Live broadcast of going to National Airport. That was fun because
they did a good job of describing the route and police would come up
beside them and everything. Neat also because it didn't mean the
whole show was "The Best Of". They did real stuff going from the
station to the Airport.
4. The first live broadcast from on top of the sleazy hotel in Ocean
City Maryland. They didn't have a bus or anything -- just some die
hard listeners. I drove in from Virginia and went to the top of the
hotel just to see them in person for the very first time and see what
they looked like. Robbay was there positioned at the door to prevent
people from coming out on the roof but he was a little slow and me and
another guy got to sit up there with them. Diana actually scared me
because she was constantly busy and I was afraid she would tell me to
leave if I went over to speak to Don or Mike or Buzz on the break. I
got to see Freda, Big Freda, and Marsha also at this one. Robbay at
that point in time impressed me as someone always trying to hustle but
not quite making it.
One more funny thing they used to do. Mike used to say some stupid
word or phrase when they were going to come out of commercials. I'm
not sure exactly what it was for. The old time listeners might even
remember how we could hear on on the air also. It was usually just an
obscure one word thing.
- Bert
Donna Kauffman
"Bert" <bert...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> A couple of favorites:
>
Does anyone remember when they went to Ireland with Diana and Sherri? I
remember one call to France where they spoke to this lady who happened to be
having a birthday party. The only french they knew was "bon jour" and "butt
cheese". They kept playing fart sounds in the backround. The lady just
played along...I laughed so hard I thought I would drive right off the road!
d.p.g.
Melanie Elllingson
Jepaaarrrdy. Mike's impressions are so funny to me because he doesn't just
get the voice, he does a characature (sp) of them. The funniest ever was
when he did the Chinese guy - and he had beanie babies and was going to be
rich. That was at the height of the beanie baby craze around here - I had
tears running down my face!
Melanie
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Mpoconnor7
you have this on tape.
>The BEST was when Regis Philbin was talking to Regis Philbin.
>
>Don & Mike called the hotel where Regis & Kathie Lee were staying in =
>Hawaii to tape a week's worth of episodes. Mike used his Regis voice to =
>gain access to Regis's voice mail. The desk clerk knew something was up =
>because Regis was standing right there in front of him. The clerk put a =
>rather pissed off Regis on the phone and Mike stayed in voice. Real =
>Regis asked him who this was... Mike said "I'm Regis and I'm just =
>picking up my voice mail". =20
>
>Off the phone line, but still on the air Don was frantically asking Rob =
>and Diana what they should do. You hear both of them in the background =
>screaming to hang up!
>
>Absolutely the BEST!!!
>
>The next week, Don had to air an apology explained what had happened and =
>that they 'never intended to harm Mr. Philbin in any way'.
>
>You will never hear the mess on 'Best of...', either. Several months =
>later Don addressed that they couldn't play it for legal reasons.
>
>Bill in the Big Sac
Michael O'Connor - Modern Renaissance Man
"The probability of one person being right increases in a direct porportion to
the intensity with which others try to prove him wrong"
Bill
"Mpoconnor7" <mpoco...@aol.comnojunk> wrote in message news:20000307174633...@ng-cn1.aol.com...
> Does anybody have this on tape? I would love to hear it. Please email me if
> you have this on tape.
>
> Michael O'Connor - Modern Renaissance Man
> "The probability of one person being right increases in a direct porportion to
> the intensity with which others try to prove him wrong"
Referring to Regis talking to Regis:
God, how I wish I did! But I don't. :(
It was one of those train wrecks that made for spectacular radio and it won't ever air again.
berlin wall of stink
my favorite moment came on a Xmas eve show many many years ago. It was
one of those times D&M were on the outs with the old maj but they
called him anyway to say happy holidays. The old maj answered the
phone, Don said Merry Christmas or whatever and there was dead
silence... all of the sudden major Bill erupted "YOU TWO HAVE MADE AN
ASSHOLE OUT OF ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!" for the first time in his
life Don was fucking speechless... he didn't even think to hit the
delay and the whole thing went out over the air. I don't know what
happened next because I was driving around doing errands with my
75-year-old grandmother who only minutes before asked me to "find some
nice Christmas music on the radio" As my grandmother turned pale I
quickly changed the station and she didn't say another word to me the
entire way home
Michael
The whole show about the desk. Thanks to dudalb for reminding me of that one.
The first aborted trip to Ireland recap.
The "what my husband doesn't know won't hurt him" with some young woman who
used her brother to tell a half-truth. D&M found out it was her brother, her
husband was p****d, but they couldn't do anything to her since she was about 8
months preggers.
The Regis voice mail incident.
Dialing for Tansvestites with Nancy (Buzz).
Several of the Dialing for Tranvestites with Robbay.
Various trips into the Bad Dee Jay tape bin.
The weeks of material they got off of "Females For Hire".
Larry Williams
Ng Chow Pei, Hopsing from the Bonanza.
(how's my spellin' TChan?)
Dialing for Transvestites using only the Major Bill tapes or Delores. I liked
it when, after the Dog Wedding (Bo Bo tounged a mutt), they let a few of the
dogs run around unchecked in the WJFK building. I don't remember if they got
the desired result, dog shit &/or piss in the Gerbil's office.
CKent15
or people marrying dogs?
Donna P.
There was a Dialing for Transvestites they did with Robbay as Delores many
years ago. All I can remember is Robbay pretending to take a piss and the boys
playing a pissing sound effect in the background. I don't think I've ever
laughed so hard in my life.
Donna
"You've only got one life to live. You can either make it chicken shit or
chicken salad."--Cousins
TheOleMaj
>phone, Don said Merry Christmas or whatever and there was dead
>silence... all of the sudden major Bill erupted "YOU TWO HAVE MADE AN
>ASSHOLE OUT OF ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!"
Satan had his way that day!!!
Well uh I been I'm just not feelin too perky.
Tanukichan
>a dog???
I called the station that time. Whazziz name who answered the phones whom
everyone hated had agreed to "marry" Mike's dog Oscar.
I called and asked if he let Oscar bury a bone in his backyard.
He hung up on me.
Screw 'im. I laughed.
Mark
show, right after the 1/2 hour cavalcade of sound bites?
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> A couple of favorites:
>
Kareem840
>show, right after the 1/2 hour cavalcade of sound bites?
yeah. mike would mention the disease and at the end of the show, someone would
call in and drop the name of the disease to win a prize. i won once with
pneumonia, but that was after they stopped giving away prizes for it.
Trystero4
street corner, in the rain, holding hands and waving to passing cars...I peed.
“A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.”
James Thurber
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SynthChem
>everyone hated had agreed to "marry" Mike's dog Oscar.
>I called and asked if he let Oscar bury a bone in his backyard.
>He hung up on me.
>
>Screw 'im. I laughed.
I think that was Jimmy Tiberius Intern. :-)
I'm back y'all! I have found a way to listen to the Gods! Who-ho! The months
of drought have ended! All I had to listen to out here (location deleted) was
the "Bob and Tom Show" which is mildly entertaining, but they cannot hold a
candle to the Radio Gods!
-Synth
lavi...@mindspring.com
synt...@aol.com (SynthChem) wrote:
>I'm back y'all! I have found a way to listen to the Gods! Who-ho! The months
>of drought have ended! All I had to listen to out here (location deleted) was
>the "Bob and Tom Show" which is mildly entertaining, but they cannot hold a
>candle to the Radio Gods!
>
>-Synth
Hey there and welcome back!
La V.
dudalb
that should be revived The Native American DJ with his morning drive on the
reservation show was hysterical...
Kevin Shutt
piece of steel pipe to stand in at the wedding?
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Larry Williams
gay. Total setup and they bought it for about 2 hours of air time. This is
not to be confused with the rednecks who goofed them with the "I just got a BJ
@ the liquor store from my best friends wife." They promised vengence but
there were just too many people involved. It made it to a best of tho, but it
was pretty chopped up.
BOBBYSTEI
1987-Bobcat Goldthwait at WAVA, calling Q107 on air.. He killed!
WHEN DO WE GET THEM IN PHILLY???
YaddaYadda
Hey is it true that LA's Mark and Brian were actually scouted by D&M who picked
them as a joke?
Medfly
of porno and soap opera music was classic!
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Before you buy.
Jaz
Mark wrote:
>
> Didn't Mike used to have a "Disease of the Day" at the beginning of the
> show, right after the 1/2 hour cavalcade of sound bites?
>
LIIIIIIVE ! from the newsgroup room... in the internet center, its the
don and mike show. Starring don geronimo, mike omeara, featuring buzz
burbank, sherri liquor and rob spewack...and now the diseeeease of the
day..."Irritable bowel syndrome".
man i miss the good ol days...
Bert
>People marrying dogs? What kinda sicko would come up with people _marrying_
>a dog???
>
>Around these parts, people cover their genitals with peanut butter so's
>their dogs can lick it off. Duh!
Remember that wierd girl Nan (who later changed her name) that wanted
to marry the radio tower ? They set up a marriage for her so she
could marry the tower. She wasn't all there in my opinion.
Several months later she had a job is some type of radio or TV and had
changed her name. Probably easier than a divorce.
Bert
>Didn't Mike used to have a "Disease of the Day" at the beginning of the
>show, right after the 1/2 hour cavalcade of sound bites?
>
Sure did. Usually in the first half hour.
Then there was some type of contest to log in and repeat the disease
name or something like that.
Just a quirky fun thing.
Remember when Mike used to play the musical keyboard at the start of
the show ? I liked that a lot.
Bert
They hate "Mark and Brian". Somehow "Mark and Brian" were somewhere
in Alabama and they stole "Don and Mike's" bits.
At least that is how I recall it.
DaveD
care of the GRIBLY's!!!!
Spoons in the dryer...
What my wife doesn't know... guy wins big-screen TV, She hopes
it'll fit in his car 'cause that's
where he'll be living from now on!
Buzz calls phone ho's.
Regis calls Regis... I know .. it's been said already.
Nude olympics.. The video, not the radio show is hilarious.
Don's on-air apologies (numerous times)
Old gal in KC who got the big screen TV and dish
Buzz watching porno at home (remote) after surgery.
Cordless phone destruction -- when it works!
The good ole days when they'd call new stations and complain about
their own show
(it's the only thing I get on my radio in my pickup truck).
Sherry Allicker and Diana.
Once a guy sat outside the studio in swim trunks in freezing weather
for $100 or so, then
management
called it off after half of the time was through.... They ONLY gave
him $50!!!!!
Don calls Somalia and rasies hell... the first couple of times were
funny, then they burned it out!
There's a few of my favorites!!!
Dave
Bert wrote:
hoke...@aol.comHooza (YaddaYadda) wrote:
At least that is how I recall it.On 06 Mar 2000 19:55:33 GMT,
Gordon Libby
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DaveD
"Sharped Dressed Man" song in the background as he was getting
dressed up to go out on the town, . . had the groupie call iin,,,,,
Said "Is it someone I've KNOWN recently?"
Help me out here buddy!!!
Speaking of bad (or old ) DJs ...
What was the name of Don's mentor when Donnie G. was only a teenager.
HINT- the guy let him hang our as a kid in the studio..
Hint - Mike always implies that he sexually harrassed "little" Donnie
G
On Sat, 11 Mar 2000 02:40:20 -0600, "Gordon Libby" <le...@fn.net>
wrote:
Michael
> Okay, Now I forgot the name of the "bad DJ'" that had the ZZ Top
> "Sharped Dressed Man" song in the background as he was getting
> dressed up to go out on the town, . . had the groupie call iin,,,,,
> Said "Is it someone I've KNOWN recently?"
> Help me out here buddy!!!
That'd be the Maze. His whole rap seemed to be simply reading the lyrics from
a given song.
I still get the dry heaves when I recall his rwaction to finding out which of
his sisters, ER girls called in.
Michael
IML8
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> >oh i loved that one! "rockin the reservation!"
jake ok
Harv Moore?
-jake(ok)
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good ole' Ernie may have been the figment of some brother DJ's
imagination.
;^} dave
Gordon Libby wrote:
> That guy was hilarious - his name was Ernie Scarrrrrrrr.
>
> YaddaYadda wrote in message
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Jaz
jake ok wrote:
>
> >What was the name of Don's mentor when Donnie G. was only a teenager.
>
> Harv Moore?
steve dahl?
Jaz
I have him on tape somewhere....
LoonPatrol
be 80 degrees so ladies wear something flimsy"