In Baltimore we have Eyewitness News on Channel 13 (the home of Marty Bass).
Channel 13 has a "personality driven" approach to news. They bank on
long-term names in the local market and build up their 6 o'clock news team
as the "old friends you trust" bullshit. Okay, I can handle that but it is
the friggin' propaganda that torques my lugnuts. The do these bullshit
commercial show the anchors on helicopters, in the news van calling back the
station that they are on their way back in, and supposedly arriving on the
scene and instantly talking to the cop in charge. Riiiight! Like Denise
Koch's bovine back-side ever left the friggin anchor desk to file a real
story! Hey, there's a Ravens rally in Canton. Who should we send? Yeah lets
send the old douche bag that doesn't know a lick about sports because she is
the anchor with seniority, besides we need to air her out anyway. I really
feel sorry for Channel 13's field reporters, these are the guys getting the
job done, but yet the promos have the doughy anchors in the middle of the
action. Note to channel 13 an "anchor" is a device used to hold a boat or
ship in place, I doubt when a ship is in motion the anchor much more than
dead weight! WJZ already got rid of John Buren, the world most clueless
sports reporter and replaced him with a real sports journalist Mark Vivano.
Now give the younger folks a chance and dump Denise Koch and Bob Turk. Now
Bob Turk there's another friggin' fossil that should go gracefully in to
night. Literally thirty years ago this was the fresh faced Sunshine Kid.
Today bob is bordering being curmudgeon, and his accent because more and
more southern each year. Channel 13 has apparent tapped an heir to bob in
the blonde surfer boy Brooks Tomlin. Think about it bob, Brooks willing to
stand out on the "weather veranda in sweltering heat and bone-chilling
blizzards. Brooks is the one who goes outside to do the "raining buckets"
report, he works weekends too, plus you can hear him clearly without a bushy
mustache, deepening accent, and a gravely voice. The next iceberg leaves at
3:00 there's room for you and Denise! And finally Don and Marty... no
problem there! Although I do believe we do need Krista Delcamp in skirts.
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
Just go to Channel 11. Sade Baderinwa and Mindy Basera; who needs
anything else (especially sinec Lori Pinson left Fox 45...)
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Xarias ******************
"Gamp Extremist"
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<dea...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:3EE34915...@adelphia.net...
<snip>
So... You don't want Jerry Turner and Al Sanders back either?
> "Omar Peter" <omar_...@netzero.nospam.net> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> So... You don't want Jerry Turner and Al Sanders back either?
Rudi, Rudi, RUDI, RUDI, RUDI
Son of a bitch! I just went to the station's web page to find out what these
two looked like, and what I want to know is how one station in Baltimore has
more hottie news babes than every DC station combined?!?!
I swear, if it wasn't for Susan Roberts and Eun Yang, there wouldn't be any
reason to even turn on the news around here.
As for Sade... Yowza! Definitely kicks Jennifer Gilbert to the curb!
No WBAL 11 is my preferred station and in my opinion the most professional.
A close second is FOX 45 (WB 54) but my problem with FOX/WB news is they are
constantly running the same stock footage over and over, and I noticed they
always do an "artistic" view to their interviews i.e. partially obstructed
by a sign, in a rear-view mirror, etc.,etc. As for over use of graphics WJZ
and FOX/WB are very close.
And Channel 2, professional but it lacks any spark and is burdened with ABC
as their network, Peter Jennings is an albatross around the necks of local
news departments.
And when I want to get FLMTB blood pressure up, I'll flip on FOX 43 out of
Harrisburg and just wait for Heather Will.
(http://fox43.trb.com/news/wpmt-news-staff-will.story) She can't stand her!
:^)
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
<dea...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:3EE34915...@adelphia.net...
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
"rmhouse" <wharr...@aol.comdesertfa> wrote in message
news:20030608114902...@mb-m02.aol.com...
> x-no-archive: yes
>
>
>
> i miss chris thomas...baltymoor's version of glen brenner..think he's been
in
> the tampa market for years
>
> he sure was funny and knew sppork's too unlike all these broad sideline
> reporters
>
> you know i think its f8cking ridiculous all these sideline reporters they
have
> for the nba finals...and abc has the boob shot for the nba's telecasts
have you
> noticed low angled shots of attractive woman..strategically placed in
front
> rows
>
> whoops i'm sorry i'm taking off on my own rant but i think the insidious
nature
> of show biz has entered newscasts all over..with breaking news sh8t to
> interviewing local yokels at a crime scene(i'm on the tv) its so bad down
here
> in carolina that i barely watch the news
:^)
Don claims he asked her out in high school and was turned down. Makes you
think... what if???
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
" Xarias" <Xar...@goawayyoufreakingspammers.com> wrote in message
news:xgOdnUJ1jeK...@comcast.com...
Speaking of Evening Magazine don't miss Chef Tell and the junk food critic
who name I can not remember?
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
"User3247" <user...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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:^)
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
"tuppergirl" <TupT...@toad.net> wrote in message
news:O1LEa.13$3n1....@news.abs.net...
Jennifer Gilbert, FOX 45
Karen Parks, FOX 45
Rebecca Messa, WBAL 11
Alex Lee, WBAL 11
Sharon Lee, WJZ 13
Krista Delcamp, WJZ 13
Lexy Hickok, WMAR 2
And I must also mention out of respect for my brother ILoveBaltimore:
Jennifer DesMarais , Fox 45
:^)
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
"Green67321" <green...@aol.com> wrote in message
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KILL IT !!!
--
Nor - Cal
Like - It
or
Lick - It
green...@aol.com (Green67321) wrote in message news:<20030608143208...@mb-m28.aol.com>...
>And I must also mention out of respect for my brother ILoveBaltimore:
>Jennifer DesMarais , Fox 45
Thank yewww.
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Lexie Hickok is on TV in Baltimore?!?! For how long?!?! WHY WAS I NOT TOLD
ABOUT THIS?!?! Many a dreary morning was made infintely better by seeing her
do the weather on Channel 9 a few years ago.
Excuse me, I gotta break my lease and call a moving van...
http://www.insidebaltimore.com/bios/hickok.shtml
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
"Green67321" <green...@aol.com> wrote in message
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They traded her from Channel 9 for Tony Pann.........
Sniff...thank you, good sir. Lexy and I will name our first child Omar. Boy
OR girl...
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
"Biggus Dickus" <nasty...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ve7t86e...@corp.supernews.com...
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
"Dr. Hardcrab" <drhar...@hotmail.spamcom> wrote in message
news:bc1mvc$7ha$1...@bob.news.rcn.net...
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
"Biggus Dickus" <nasty...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ve7tcnm...@corp.supernews.com...
:^)
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
"Green67321" <green...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20030609065211...@mb-m11.aol.com...
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
"Biggus Dickus" <nasty...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> LOL! I will pass along your opinion to FTLMB. I think Jr. Kline and the
> Recliners have a brand new fan! :^)
<In my best Jeff Spicoli voice>
Jr. Kline and the Recliners?
THOSE GUYS ARE FAGS!!!!!!!
;-]
(You know we kid.......)
Wishful concert this summer (say, at the Inner Harbor)
Jr. Cline and the Recliners
The Ravyns
Facedancer
Crack The Sky
(Kix are for kidz......)
She was funny on D&M, back in de snow storms. A FAN......
Reminds me of a mid-eastern elf..... must be de hair.
She's cute. I'd put her third behind Susan Roberts and Eun Yang in the DC
market. (Although, given how reporters come and go around here, that list is
subject to revision at any moment.)
However, I don't share Mike and Rob's love of Tracy Neal. That Will Thomas
chick IS pretty cute, though.
his wife did weekends on Balt. fox 45 for a while too....
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
"Biggus Dickus" <nasty...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>and of course there's vince bagley...i think retired now but still amongst
>the
>standing and i ferget his name all the time but the whacky guy with the
>voice
>he was an nba official in his early days was a spork announcer in baltymoor
>for years
and if i could get ahold of a natty bo i'd hoist one to chuck
>thompson...hope he's doing pkay these days understand he has macular
>degenration
>and of course oh for you san francisicans who get to enjoy the play by play
>of
>jon miller who got chased out of baltymoor by the evil angelos
1) Vince is true gentleman and all-around nice guy. 2) Charley Eckman. 3) Saw
Chuck at the Lenny Moore banquet last month and he still sounds the same.
4)Didn't matter if the O's sucked in the past because we had Jon Miller to
listen to.
> I thought Tony Pann went to WCBS in New York?
I know he was doing "guest spots" on the Morning Show, but I don't think it
ever Pann-ed out.
<crickets>
> However, I don't share Mike and Rob's love of Tracy Neal. That Will
Thomas
> chick IS pretty cute, though.
Me likes the Channel 5 News, but I turn it off whenever "Willy Boy" is on.
Can't stand him....
<rimshot>
<audience groans>
<The Sandman comes on and sweeps Doc Hardcrab and Omar Peter off the stage.>
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
"Dr. Hardcrab" <drhar...@hotmail.spamcom> wrote in message
news:bc4dek$h34$1...@bob.news.rcn.net...
God love him... he isn't getting anywhere near my kid!
:^)
My family still remembers my crush on Annette Funicello.
I was like 5 and I guess they used to run reruns of the Mickey Mouse club and I
would stare at the screen when she came on and was just fascinated by them.
ColonelHawk
"Cousin Oliver. I wanted to see the dog maul him to death."
:^)
--
"I don't smoke, I don't drink.
Two out of three ain't bad."
-- BOB CRANE
"ColonelHawk" <colon...@aol.comgotohell> wrote in message
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"Omar Peter" <omar_...@netzero.nospam.net> wrote in message
news:h6uFa.1946$IK6...@nwrddc03.gnilink.net...
Hmmmmm Freudian slip I do declare.
Shoulda been, I was fascinated by her. Not them, her.
Ahh well.
> >He was laughing that when I
> >very young I used to have the hots for
>
>
>
> My family still remembers my crush on Annette Funicello.
>
> I was like 5 and I guess they used to run reruns of the Mickey Mouse club
and I
> would stare at the screen when she came on and was just fascinated by
them.
<ahem>
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ALERT!!!
Reruns at 5 years old??? I WISH........