This way, the Ipod would be on top of course. This could rather conveniently
be remedied by redesigning the brain to reside somewhere else, f.i. in the
ventricular cavity, specifically the uterus or perhaps still better in the
rectum, although in that case the Ipod's hair may be causing single cases of
acute appendicitis, nor would it exempt the host from shoving the areas
involved on a regular basis, to disguise any differences in hair colour.