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Don montigo delarosa san Buffy

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Mar 8, 2001, 10:03:10 AM3/8/01
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Sssshhhhhhh - ite! I never knew there were so many groups dedicated to
this one little subject. I wonder if my friend alfred has seen this
place....

Don Montigo delarosa san Buffy

alfred the kitty raper

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Mar 8, 2001, 10:16:10 AM3/8/01
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For some hitherto unknown reason, Don montigo delarosa san Buffy
<donmo...@spamfiltratortron.co.uk> said:

>Sssshhhhhhh - ite! I never knew there were so many groups dedicated to
>this one little subject. I wonder if my friend alfred has seen this
>place....
>

Hello Don

Nice to see you here
Yes, usually when I'm finished browsing the kitty raping newsgroups I
wander through some of these groups.

And I thought the kitty raping groups were sick!

alfred the kitty raper

Don montigo delarosa san Buffy

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Mar 8, 2001, 10:22:10 AM3/8/01
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2001 15:16:10 GMT, alfred the kitty raper
<alf...@kittyraping.com> wrote:

>Nice to see you here
>Yes, usually when I'm finished browsing the kitty raping newsgroups I
>wander through some of these groups.
>
>And I thought the kitty raping groups were sick!

Well alfred, i guess (being the psychotic little wanker you are) you
must just feel right at home here. In fact, why am I at all surprised
that you're a regular?

alfred the kitty raper

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Mar 8, 2001, 10:25:30 AM3/8/01
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For some hitherto unknown reason, Don montigo delarosa san Buffy
<donmo...@spamfiltratortron.co.uk> said:

Well Don, weren't you the one who told me about this group in the
first place?

Back when you had that little...."thing"

alfred the kitty raper

Don montigo delarosa san Buffy

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Mar 8, 2001, 10:57:13 AM3/8/01
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2001 15:25:30 GMT, alfred the kitty raper
<alfred_the_...@whoever.com> wrote:

>Well Don, weren't you the one who told me about this group in the
>first place?
>
>Back when you had that little...."thing"

It was your "thing" i had at the time ...

alfred the kitty raper

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Mar 8, 2001, 11:02:21 AM3/8/01
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For some hitherto unknown reason, Don montigo delarosa san Buffy
<donmo...@spamfiltratortron.co.uk> said:

>
>It was your "thing" i had at the time ...
>

Hey, that was *your* penis enlarger, not mine!

I only borrowed it a few times.

alfred the kitty raper

Studious Bert76

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Mar 8, 2001, 1:23:14 PM3/8/01
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your conversation, I just thought
you might be interested to know that the US surgeon general has issued a
warning against sharing penis enlargers after results showed:
"nine out of ten people who share such devices are known to fall victim
to rectomdrenialfructomeniasis B or other similiar diseases."

on top of that, everyone knows that they only enlarge so much. So if
one of you is getting the enlargements, the other one has to be
shrinking. Its the law!

Don montigo delarosa san Buffy

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Mar 9, 2001, 12:30:57 PM3/9/01
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On Fri, 09 Mar 2001 05:23:14 +1100, Studious Bert76
<stud...@hotmail.com> wrote:
<snip>

>I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your conversation, I just thought
>you might be interested to know that the US surgeon general has issued a
>warning against sharing penis enlargers after results showed:
>"nine out of ten people who share such devices are known to fall victim
>to rectomdrenialfructomeniasis B or other similiar diseases."

Well, doesn't that depend on whether they've been used to enlarge
kitty penises? I'm sure i read a WHO notification about that.

>on top of that, everyone knows that they only enlarge so much. So if
>one of you is getting the enlargements, the other one has to be
>shrinking. Its the law!

I don't need a penis enlargement, even if deranged stalker guy thinks
i do and posts me weird shit ...

Studious Bert76

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Mar 11, 2001, 9:49:00 AM3/11/01
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Don montigo delarosa san Buffy wrote:
>
> On Fri, 09 Mar 2001 05:23:14 +1100, Studious Bert76
> <stud...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> <snip>
> >I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your conversation, I just thought
> >you might be interested to know that the US surgeon general has issued a
> >warning against sharing penis enlargers after results showed:
> >"nine out of ten people who share such devices are known to fall victim
> >to rectomdrenialfructomeniasis B or other similiar diseases."
>
> Well, doesn't that depend on whether they've been used to enlarge
> kitty penises?

no. The Rectodrenialfructomeniasis strand of disease is transferred via
the exchange or potential exchange of cells which occurs during
mechanised processes envolving complex machinery (I believe this
classification has recently been outdated when strands of
Rectodrenialfructomeniasis D were found in a length of rubber hose).
however the principal remains, if the enlarger was used then it runs
the risk of containing the disease and even if it was used only by a
feline, you still stand a risk if you have at some time seen the
animal. (cats in particular are vindictive animals and have no
hesitation in maliciously carrying diseases to you if they feel it might
provide an amusing afternoon)

> I'm sure i read a WHO notification about that.

well then it serves you right for getting your health notifications from
WHO magazine.

> >on top of that, everyone knows that they only enlarge so much. So if
> >one of you is getting the enlargements, the other one has to be
> >shrinking. Its the law!
>
> I don't need a penis

well its always your choice, but some people quite enjoy them....

> enlargement,

oops, there I go, taking things out of context. I should make a note
not to do that, it could have been quite embarrassing for you.

> even if deranged stalker guy thinks i do and posts me weird shit ...

thats a stalker? I always thought that was just spam! damn, now I'm
going to have to stay alert in case I bump in to sexydebbie69 on the
street stalking me!

Studious Bert76

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Mar 11, 2001, 9:51:44 AM3/11/01
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Don montigo delarosa san Buffy wrote:
>
> On Fri, 09 Mar 2001 05:23:14 +1100, Studious Bert76
> <stud...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> <snip>
> >I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your conversation, I just thought
> >you might be interested to know that the US surgeon general has issued a
> >warning against sharing penis enlargers after results showed:
> >"nine out of ten people who share such devices are known to fall victim
> >to rectomdrenialfructomeniasis B or other similiar diseases."
>
> Well, doesn't that depend on whether they've been used to enlarge
> kitty penises?

no. The Rectodrenialfructomeniasis strand of disease is transferred via


the exchange or potential exchange of cells which occurs during
mechanised processes envolving complex machinery (I believe this
classification has recently been outdated when strands of
Rectodrenialfructomeniasis D were found in a length of rubber hose).
however the principal remains, if the enlarger was used then it runs
the risk of containing the disease and even if it was used only by a
feline, you still stand a risk if you have at some time seen the
animal. (cats in particular are vindictive animals and have no
hesitation in maliciously carrying diseases to you if they feel it might
provide an amusing afternoon)

> I'm sure i read a WHO notification about that.

well then it serves you right for getting your health notifications from
WHO magazine.

> >on top of that, everyone knows that they only enlarge so much. So if


> >one of you is getting the enlargements, the other one has to be
> >shrinking. Its the law!
>
> I don't need a penis

well its always your choice, but some people quite enjoy them....

> enlargement,

oops, there I go, taking things out of context. I should make a note
not to do that, it could have been quite embarrassing for you.

> even if deranged stalker guy thinks i do and posts me weird shit ...

thats a stalker? I always thought that was just spam! damn, now I'm

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