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And now, here's my sig....
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"That has got to be one of the sweetest things I have ever read, and I
don't even understand it."
--My overwhelming sweetness drives Kalyn to a state of complete
confusion. <b28R8.7628$bh2.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>
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"So what, crossposting is annoying, rude and troll like behaviour. If
you wish to avoid being included in peoples killfiles, shouted at and
generally considered like dogshit then carry on."
--After years of discouraging crossposting, Kryten finally turns
a new leaf. <a8svur$ken$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>
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"The poster is clearly a troll, or someone just mucking around.
Someone who has the net savvy to munge their email address obviously
knows what they are doing when it comes to Usenet."
--Michael Cargill uses his sharp investigative skills to uncover the
truth that I am not really retarded.
<acjpr5$qh5a1$1...@ID-108275.news.dfncis.de>
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"Yours is not 'an idea', yours is a 'brain fart', okay? You get it?
Total absolute crap. Okay? Your sig says ' Did you know that cats
can type sitting *on* the keyboard?', well I gotta say I think your cat
probably could write a better 'movie idea' doing it with its butt than
this load of claptrap."
--Some guy (MrPither12) gets really, really angry because of an idea
I had. <20011014082110...@mb-ft.aol.com>
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My "friends"...
"I wish Wavy would go away."
--Puddingskin. <9p2e6f$ftakk$1...@ID-63783.news.dfncis.de>
"Can you grow fondness? I'd like to be fond of Wavy G, though he
pushes me away from time to time. Oh why can't I push back, force
myself into his life? WHY MUST HE SHUN ME?!"
--Kelly. <3C157D81...@ttlc.net>
"Everybody already knows that he's a fuckwit."
--Russell B. <9e59om$fgs$2...@valis.databasix.com>
"Is something wrong with you?"
-- Dean Humphries. <3D0DDE1B...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com>
"You're nothing but a dried up cross posting wanna-be troll. A fake.
A heathen. A spoof. But certainly not a good guy."
-- Hatchetmama. <aCvP7.95487$z55.12...@typhoon.neo.rr.com>
"I hate you."
--Dawn. <tbflshh...@corp.supernews.com>
..."Friends like these", eh.
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