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Exotic Swedish Creature
You know you can't get enough, and now you won't have to feel bad about
it.
Presenting an exclusive line of Dave Foey-merchandise "It's better than
I could've ever imagined!"
To change your life, please order now!
You love him, you love his work, but it's not enough anymore, now you
want to become - Dave Foley!
Well, will do...
You may not have his genius, but now you can have his look:
"For the ladies" : Dave Foley's new style-kit, includes hairbleach-
system and fake goatee - for that instanst sexe-look!
And to complete the transformation, add a beverage (you know which
one):
"CoffeecoffeecoffeeIneeditIneeditdontmakemekillyou" : Dave's own
exclusive brand, grinded between his teeth - will make you all warm and
fuzzy inside (may also cause your heart to flutter). If you order now,
you also get "BIG cup o'java" as a free bonus. Dave's specially
designed coffee-cup (holds a gallon)- hey, now you can tell all your
friends that you've cut down on caffein, you only drink four cups a day
- when using the "BIG cup o'java" that is actually possible.
And with coffee, comes Tv:
Dave's "Bigass-kickass-dumbass-sadwhiteass-Tvset" : Look, the gap
between his teeth is as big as the Grand Canyon! "From the Earth to the
_Moon_" has never had such a *true ring* to it. Need I say more? I know
you all want one! Order now!
Comes complete with a remote control in the size of a car.
If your appartment feels cold and empty, why not order the Dave-
wallpaper? Choose between these patterns:
- "All of Dave", full size, standing, in jeans or suit.
- "We just give head", Dave's head - duplicated for your enjoyment.
- "Feelin' fertile?", the wallpaper with the good attitude towards
menstruation. A nice shade of red with additional decorative dimple-
Dave-smiles.
Plaster Dave all over your walls, and if you go slightly mad from over-
exposure - don't hesitate to order "The Cyril St:John Straitjacket",
comes in two models: "Fit to be tied" (classic cut) and "Bound to
Serve" (the canadians have never looked so good), very stylish - for
those *special* occasions.
One size fits all.
Or why not, a stylish tea-cozy?
"Keepin' it warm", comes in Small, Medium, Large and
ExtrawhoareyoukiddingLarge. Knitted by an old lady.
Or, if you're one of the naughty monkeys, order from our special
edition: an exclusive model in black leather.
And to you ladies, don't feel left out, buy two and make a fashionable
bra!
The bra will also go well with our next item:
"Working girl", a make up-line from the house of beauty by Jocelyn. For
that saucy femme fatale-look - makes your face silky-smooth and your
accent french-like.
If you order now, you also get Jocelyn's guide to personal success, her
best-selling handbook "To know how to blow like a pro - how I got to be
on top.", as a free bonus.
To view our complete line of products, send for our catalog: "No, I'm
not a stalker, I just camp outside your house."
This message was brought to you by the Swedish Protector of all Things
Good and Foley.
This post is for you Gina. Don't be sad.
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Share what you know. Learn what you don't.
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much for me to not cut...finished with: > This post is for you Gina. Don't
be sad.<
Oh dear Linn, how could I continue to be sad after that! How wonderful! I'll
take one of everything..;) Gina
Kitana Ananda
> "CoffeecoffeecoffeeIneeditIneeditdontmakemekillyou" : Dave's own
> exclusive brand, grinded between his teeth
'Cause, you know, it's the fastest way to get that caffeine into your
system.
?
<g>
> If your appartment feels cold and empty, why not order the Dave-
> wallpaper? Choose between these patterns:
> - "All of Dave", full size, standing, in jeans or suit.
> - "We just give head", Dave's head - duplicated for your enjoyment.
Oh, I need some of this for my dorm room! ;)
> Or why not, a stylish tea-cozy?
Not just stylish, but practical too! :) <g>
*Kitana~
"Canadians abroad are insufferable." ~ Dave Foley
my friend goo
"so give me coffee and tv.." yes, that is true. in fact mtv has a giveaway..
there's a little contest to win a Blur coffee cup and matching portable tv
set.... back off... it'smine! <g>
>"Working girl", a make up-line from the house of beauty by Jocelyn. For
>that saucy femme fatale-look - makes your face silky-smooth and your
>accent french-like.
>If you order now, you also get Jocelyn's guide to personal success, her
>best-selling handbook "To know how to blow like a pro -
does that come with the teeth removal kit?
>This post is for you Gina. Don't be sad.
lol, but it was so great! :)
sarah
linne...@tmbg.org
http://members.aol.com/limezinger
"...i tend to believe her, just because i know
that all men are liars." ~ john flansburgh
Tavie- rhymes with gravy
THANK you, Linn.
Do you take American Express? <g>
Still wiping away tears,
Tavie (rhymes with GRAVY) Calycranstinsonhilmington
members.aol.com/tavie/silly/crizappy.html
"Welcome to LA; follow this ASS!" -Dave Foley
"I like it when her teeth light up." -Ade
"B.B. don't DO no stairs." -B.B. King, elevator fan
Undulata Mesmer
Djinifer
Djin's Kids in the Hall Audio Page
http://webalias.com/kidsinthehall/
"It's the curse!" - Djin
"And some of you were skeptical about the curse." - Dave
The parrot's not dead, he's resting
>And now for some messages:
Now HERE'S an infomercial I'd love to see . . . .
>You know you can't get enough, and now you won't have to feel bad about
>it.
>Presenting an exclusive line of Dave Foey-merchandise "It's better than
>I could've ever imagined!"
>To change your life, please order now!
Oh, thank you. I really needed that. I honestly can't remember the
last time I laughed that hard at something I saw on Usenet.
You _really_ must go into the catalogue business.
--Jess
*******
*Replying to me is like pulling teeth.
*"Yes, and failing that I would consider becoming
a male prostitute."--Dave, when asked whether he'd
ever consider joining an NBC daytime drama.
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*"So many stupid people, so little time."--Linn,
commenting on the current pop-culture landscape.
gina
<,LOL, Linn! I've got my checkbook out.... ;) >
Hmmmm..wonder what Djin would want to buy <eg> Gina (who's still
laughing at this great post)
Shut the doors, they're comin in the windows! Granny Sousley