Calista - Surprised she came on
Josh Cohen
her in the past.
My favorite is the "In the Year 2000" bit from over a year ago...
"In the year 2000 Calista Flockhart shows the world she is not anorexic by
going on national television and eating a big steak, all is well until she
cuts it with her elbows"
(That probably isn't exactly right, but it is the general idea)
Though, from the beginning of her interview, it didn't seem like she ever
watched the show...Are there any other guests that have come on the show
after being made fun of a lot? (besides the people he makes fun of in
person like Al Roker)
Also, is it just me, or was tonight's show unusually stacked with huge
stars? Also, tomorrow with Samuel L Jackson...Conan is getting some real
big fish lately.
-josh
Msstrygrl
senstive about my weight. People make skinny cracks to me all the time, I just
laugh. Maybe she's the same way. She knows she looks good to any guy who likes
a thin woman, so why would she be insulted? I'll bet there isn't a guy on this
list who wouldn't do'er. Right?
Lisa
Ken Yong
chicken wings!!
Joseph Parise
>I'm surprised Calista came on the show after all the jokes he has made about
>her in the past.
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>Though, from the beginning of her interview, it didn't seem like she ever
>watched the show...Are there any other guests that have come on the show
>after being made fun of a lot? (besides the people he makes fun of in
>person like Al Roker)
I'm sure there are plenty of celebrities that do take things in good
humor. Besides, most anyone knows that these late night shows are
comedy driven (for the most part, anyway...). It's just the bitchy
whore stars like Kathie Lee that turn into maniac hose beasts.
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>I'll bet there isn't a guy on this list who wouldn't do'er. Right?
I would have to get to know her as a person first. Bwaaahahahaha
just kidding, I'd do her like the plane was going down.
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ch...@tempo.biocore.nd.edu
is funny how Conan has joked about her for so long.
Ken Yong wrote:
> you are absolutely right. i would do her and then we'd share some spicy hot
> chicken wings!!
>
> Msstrygrl wrote:
>
> > Speaking as a very thin woman (I'm even thinner than Calista) I'm not at all
> > senstive about my weight. People make skinny cracks to me all the time, I just
> > laugh. Maybe she's the same way. She knows she looks good to any guy who likes
> > a thin woman, so why would she be insulted? I'll bet there isn't a guy on this
> > list who wouldn't do'er. Right?
> >
> > Lisa
Tyler
>Speaking as a very thin woman (I'm even thinner than Calista)
I'm not at all
>senstive about my weight. People make skinny cracks to me all
the time, I just
>laugh. Maybe she's the same way. She knows she looks good to
any guy who likes
>a thin woman, so why would she be insulted? I'll bet there
isn't a guy on this
>list who wouldn't do'er. Right?
>
those bug eyes, not her anorexic frame and transparent
complexion, that bother me. She also has an annoying
personality, and she is (like most actresses) morbidly self-
involved. Her whole orgasm routine failed to convince that she
is not a total bitch. She was staring at herself in the stage
monitor the whole interview.
Tyler
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>a thin woman, so why would she be insulted? I'll bet there isn't a guy on
>this
>list who wouldn't do'er. Right?
***Nah man...If I was a guy I would not find Calista shaggable at all. I must
admit that even though I lead a very healthy heterosexual life, I do find some
women attractive. I like women who are somewhere in the middle...Not Calista or
Lara Flynn Boyle...Not Cameron Manheim or Mimi from The Drew Carey Show
either!....Someone like Yasmine Bleeth or Elaine from Ally McBeal.
Va-va-VaVooom!
Luv,
*Yves* <I'm coo-coo for Conan Puffs!!!...Part of a complete breakfast>
"They're GRRREAT!"
Mistress of Late Night
>those bug eyes, not her anorexic frame and transparent
>complexion, that bother me. She also has an annoying
>personality, and she is (like most actresses) morbidly self-
>involved. Her whole orgasm routine failed to convince that she
>is not a total bitch. She was staring at herself in the stage
>monitor the whole interview.
***Calista did strike me as a very self-absorbed person. Very flaky.
Tuttle
> Are there any other guests that have come on the show after being made > fun of a lot?
Bigboob Spears.
kingsmums
Tyler <tylermass...@cs.com.invalid> wrote in message
news:17764824.d7f5018d@usw-> >She also has an annoying personality, and she
is (like most actresses) morbidly self-
involved. Her whole orgasm routine failed to convince that she
is not a total bitch.
Ditto. I thought the whole "naughty" words bit was boring and juvenile
coming from a woman her age.
Also, could her hair have looked any worse?! It looked like mine does when
I first get up in the morning. Maybe she thinks she's so stunning that a
comb isn't necessary?
Lanna
Rohn Jocker
>Also, is it just me, or was tonight's show unusually stacked with huge
>stars? Also, tomorrow with Samuel L Jackson...Conan is getting some real
>big fish lately.
It's only since Andy has left...apparently he had some really foul
foot odor.
Ken Yong
company of calista flockhart, well that's just about a step below heaven.
ch...@tempo.biocore.nd.edu wrote:
> I definitly would not do her, because I do not find her attractive. I just think it
> is funny how Conan has joked about her for so long.
>
> Ken Yong wrote:
>
> > you are absolutely right. i would do her and then we'd share some spicy hot
> > chicken wings!!
> >
> > Msstrygrl wrote:
> >
> > > Speaking as a very thin woman (I'm even thinner than Calista) I'm not at all
> > > senstive about my weight. People make skinny cracks to me all the time, I just
> > > laugh. Maybe she's the same way. She knows she looks good to any guy who likes
> > > a thin woman, so why would she be insulted? I'll bet there isn't a guy on this
> > > list who wouldn't do'er. Right?
> > >
> > > Lisa
Snoopeanut
>>stars? Also, tomorrow with Samuel L Jackson...Conan is getting some real
>>big fish lately.
>
>It's only since Andy has left...apparently he had some really foul
>foot odor.
>
>
>
>
>
>
Well I think they are probably trying extra hard right now. Conan has to prove
himself as a solo act so I'm sure the booking agents are working overtime to
get some heavy hitters to help Conan keep up the momentum. Guests are going to
play a larger role in the show. When it was a Conan/Andy team I always felt
they didn't really need guests. They could have just sat at the desk and
hammed it up all night.
On another note, Calista is kind of a cute gal insofar as facially, but she's
sort of frightening to look at from the neck down. I seriously hope Conan
doesn't prefer those "stick" women. Of course, he likes "the booby" and
Calista seemingly has none of that. I don't like this new needle thin look on
women. It looks unhealthy and perpetuates the wrong image. It's a fact that
almost all men hate women who are more than a size 8 but geez...
Ken Yong
out east among broadwilian types.
but i thought she looked pretty good. in fact stunning. in fact
gorgeously bombastic.
The Worm
are juvenile! Chris Farley was juvenile! That's what makes them so funny.
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Lisa JeanM
Dear Studly,
You would so do her. And you'd do me too.
What?
Oh yes you would.
Lisa JeanM
>>
Bitch? No, she's just shallow. She's an actress what do you expect? Depth?
The orgasm routine was embarassing. You know I'd never go see that play. Every
time some chick comes on the show and does little bits from it it really
stinks! How does a play like that empower women? Oh, lets write two hours of
lame jokes about our hole.
How stupid.
Lisa
(aka msstrygrl)
Ken Yong
hump a tree stump, then it's off to red lobster for some steak and
shrimp scanty.
Nicole Lee
I watched that play a year ago, and I found it quite excellent
actually. It's not all "jokes" about the "hole." It was quite
insightful, meaningful, and rather humorous as well. It also talks
about issues of abuse and rape. It "empowers women" by teaching them
to be proud of themselves and their bodies.
*shrug*.. I suppose it's not the kind of thing for everyone, and not
everyone would appreciate it the same way. But I personally found it
very revealing, and actually walked away from the play with a renewed
sense of my self. Cheesy? Corny? Yes, but that's what happened, so
think of it what you will.
(*sigh* maybe I should go back to lurking)
Cheers,
Nicole Lee
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On 23 Jun 2000, Msstrygrl wrote:
> Speaking as a very thin woman (I'm even thinner than Calista) I'm not at all
> senstive about my weight. People make skinny cracks to me all the time, I just
> laugh. Maybe she's the same way. She knows she looks good to any guy who likes
> a thin woman, so why would she be insulted? I'll bet there isn't a guy on this
> list who wouldn't do'er. Right?
I bet you're wrong.
Damone
jza
Lisa JeanM wrote:
> Bitch? No, she's just shallow. She's an actress what do you expect? Depth?
>
> The orgasm routine was embarassing. You know I'd never go see that play. Every
> time some chick comes on the show and does little bits from it it really
> stinks! How does a play like that empower women? Oh, lets write two hours of
> lame jokes about our hole.
> How stupid.
>
> Lisa
>
> (aka msstrygrl)
I was distracted during Calista Flockhart's 'sexual moaning'
bit by noticing she has an old old face but the body of a
12-year-old.
Conan was lying when he said he'd love to go see her in
the 'Vagina Monologues'.
Jean
Minnesota Fats
better sometime soon. I can't stand her personally, but I don't
like to see people suffer.
Tyler
>
>Dear Studly,
>
>You would so do her. And you'd do me too.
>
>
>
>
>What?
>
>
>
>Oh yes you would.
>
Tyler
kingsmums
Mel Johnson <cobri...@aol.comboospam> wrote in message
> My question to you all is do you think Conan will go and see her in that
play?
> He didn't look to enthused...
Not in a million years!
She had to ask him twice. Not too many men are eager to sit through an
introspective play about woman's issues. (Hell, I'm a woman, and *I* don't
want to see it!)
Conan will be at that play about the same time that Leonardo D appears on
Late Nite!
Lanna
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Mel Johnson
He didn't look to enthused...
~Mel <^:?
HseJackBlt
her in the past.>>
Does anyone else notice when Conan has a guest he makes fun of, he goes
straight to the interview while Leno always says, "Thanks for being a good
sport," i.e. Matthew Perry, Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie? I'm glad Conan makes
no apologies for humor at the expense of Britney or Calista. After all, it's
just comedy.
Jack
Msstrygrl
Nicole, no, don't go back to lurking. Anyone who disagrees with me is probably
right!!!!!!
Lisa
Mistress of Late Night
>hump a tree stump, then it's off to red lobster for some steak and
>shrimp scanty.
>
***Thats Shrimp Scampi dude.
Mistress of Late Night
>in the
>company of calista flockhart, well that's just about a step below heaven.
***Okay Ken..You're obsession with women who look 10 years old and chicken
wings is beginning to scare me.
Ken Yong
retarded!!!
Mistress of Late Night wrote:
> >i'd
> >hump a tree stump, then it's off to red lobster for some steak and
> >shrimp scanty.
> >
>
> ***Thats Shrimp Scampi dude.
>
Ken Yong
frozen lightpost, i'd do it, even knowing the dire consequences!! then i'd do
her, and everybody else in this newsgroup, then it's off for some delicious shrimp
scanty and the local shrimp scanty place, it's called remo's fine scanty.
Tapey
>senstive about my weight. People make skinny cracks to me all the time, I
>just
>laugh. Maybe she's the same way. She knows she looks good to any guy who
>likes
>this
>list who wouldn't do'er. Right?
>
>
I wouldn't. She's not hot at all.
Remove "bo" to reply.
Tapey
>a
>frozen lightpost, i'd do it, even knowing the dire consequences!! then i'd
>do
>her, and everybody else in this newsgroup, then it's off for some delicious
>shrimp
>scanty and the local shrimp scanty place, it's called remo's fine scanty.
>
Shrimp SCAMPY. "Scanty", LOL. And then Calista will have her weekly celery
stalk.
Remove "bo" to reply.
Psuzuhn
i guess shrimp like to strip.
Psuzuhn
be insulted? I'll bet there isn't a guy >on this list who wouldn't do'er.
Right?
Guys might be afraid to crush her. She looks very fragile.
~s
Mistress of Late Night
>
***A 'Scantily Clad Shrimp' is appearing tonight at The Red Lobster Strip
Bar.....LOLz! hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Sometimes I
think I should lay off on the cough medicine...
FlyinPig
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I like thin women, it's fun to lift them up in the air and twirl 'em and
stuff. Crushing them is just a bonus.
-FlyinPig (encouraging anorexia since '97)
Psuzuhn
>Crushing them is just a bonus.
>
I think they would think that too. "Hey look! Without all those pesky bones...I
weigh so much less!"
Lisa JeanM
Though a crab would be nice.
{The Voice} Scorpio '66'
in "if they mated " bit. I wish they would do that bit more
often..........that's funny.
Later Gators,,,,,,,JY
Dai-Z
> >
>
> ***A 'Scantily Clad Shrimp' is appearing tonight at The Red Lobster Strip
> Bar.....LOLz! hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Sometimes I
> think I should lay off on the cough medicine...
Yves, I think you're right. It is time to say no-no to the cough medicine. I
know it might be hard, but I believe in you. You *CAN* do it!
DaiZ
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gena*
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> >likes
> >a thin woman, so why would she be insulted? I'll bet there isn't a guy on
> >this
> >list who wouldn't do'er. Right?
I'd be afraid to. My willie is about as big around as her whole body, and
I'm not particularly well endowed.
Lisa JeanM
Lisa
Lisa JeanM
'97) >>
Loved it Pig! Very funny stuff. See, thin women are not sensitive about their
weight. I think it's cool to be boney. I love to scare people when I go out.
lisa
Lisa JeanM
These things can be worked out, with a little caring and patience.
FlyinPig
I was serious the lifting and twirling part, it's fun.
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