Conan is Gay!!!!!! (Andy's bi!)
Jason Willoughby
>Sorry about that. Been spending too much time on alt.showbiz.gossip.
Don't even joke about stuff like that, ok, you might kill
a few people (Hey girls, y'all okay?). On the other claw, that's a
whole 'nother section of the population that can start drooling
over Conan & Andy. Now, I'm not gay, but it IS Conan...
(Somebody let me know before Conan actually reads this group so I can
send out a Cancel for this. We're going to scare him, regardless, no
reason to make it any worse :). )
>GOD: "Who is making a mockery of my kingdom!?"
>ANDY: "Sorry, Dad."
This has the makings of a krunk-kicking Running Gag. I really hope
they don't let it die...
jwil...@gate.net
We all know it's true anyway...
Filmgoer
there a real answer out there? A gay friend of mine and I are in a huge
fight over Conan!!!!
GraceN911
Neither Conan nor Andy are gay.
(Seinfeldian aside: "Not that there's anything wrong with that.")
Grace Nall
aka Grac...@aol.com
75260,21...@compuserve.com
al bell
typical heterosexual female fan: zero.
If you are gay, why not pretend Conan and Andy are gay, too? It won't hurt
them and it will make you happy.
Karen Lynn Cosgrave
> Gay fans of Conan and Andy have the same chance of dating them as the
> typical heterosexual female fan: zero.
...Al! I see you are a pessimist! :(
> If you are gay, why not pretend Conan and Andy are gay, too? It won't hurt
> them and it will make you happy.
...Al! I see you are an optimsist! :)
Hee-hee! Is this damn glass half empty or half full?? You're a paradox,
Al! :) ...or is it :( ?... I'm so confused................
--
Karen Cosgrave "Never, *ever*, dis my sidekick..."
Psychology Conan O'Brien, Feb. 28, 1995
U. of Waterloo
Waterloo, Ontario
al bell
>Hee-hee! Is this damn glass half empty or half full?? You're a paradox,
>Al! :) ...or is it :( ?... I'm so confused................
(Or, here's a better Al Bell answer: "The question is not whether the
glass is half empty or half full, but the MEANING of the concept of
the glass as paradigm for our psyches. Why a glass and not a bowl?
Or a swimming pool? Or a beer bottle? Only further research can reveal
the answer.")
Karen Lynn Cosgrave
>>Al! :) ...or is it :( ?... I'm so confused................
>
>
> (Or, here's a better Al Bell answer: "The question is not whether the
> glass is half empty or half full, but the MEANING of the concept of
> the glass as paradigm for our psyches. Why a glass and not a bowl?
> Or a swimming pool? Or a beer bottle? Only further research can reveal
> the answer.")
Okay, I'l start my answer with an exlusionary argument. We can't be beer
bottles, because with a fat body and a thin neck it is too hard to tell if
we are half empty or half full. To be continued.....
al bell
>Okay, I'l start my answer with an exlusionary argument. We can't be beer
>bottles, because with a fat body and a thin neck it is too hard to tell if
>we are half empty or half full. To be continued.....
Coney6
have to whisper in all of your ears that the Late Night King just doesn't
dance gay at all . . . [sigh] But his hair fetish does suggest some
potential for convincibility.
By the way, I think the first-year bumpers of Conan as Mr Lonelyguy
cruising the streets of the big Apple in black jeans and a leather jacket
did in fact paint the late night angel as gay, but queer fans, I am sure,
will have noticed (and lamented) that such boy-alone-in-the-big-city
bumpers are virtually gone from the show.
And, by the way again, _I_ was at the show Feb. 23, and I will say that
when they showed the supermodel video clip before her big entrance Mr.
O'Brien actually looked bored and then perked up and did his "I'm a horny
straight guy" number for the camera. However, he was clearly disconcerted
by the SM's see-through dress, seeming at once intrigued and frightened.
So, is Conan gay? Probably not, but, as a previous post said, why not
just pretend so if it makes us happy? In fact, I think that beginning
right now I'll officially be the first to claim Conan as My Boyfriend.
The rest of you queens can eat your hearts out.
AL BELL
>And, by the way again, _I_ was at the show Feb. 23, and I will say that
>when they showed the supermodel video clip before her big entrance Mr.
>O'Brien actually looked bored and then perked up and did his "I'm a horny
>straight guy" number for the camera.
When Conan starts getting aggressively flirtatious, that's a sign he has
no interest in the guest whatsoever. He is gentle with women he likes
and seems to calm down with women he might actually want to date.
Filmgoer
convinced he's straight--and that if he ever met me, he couldn't live
without me. :) I was at the same show, and I'll have to agree with the
other answer about his aggressive flirtation. Personally, I'd like to
think Conan wouldn't go in for the super-model type.
Bye the way, the show was fabulous, despite the interruption from the
audience, and I think Conan's even greater (and better looking) in person!
I'm just sorry I didn't get the chance to tell him so!
