This has the makings of a krunk-kicking Running Gag. I really hope
they don't let it die...
We all know it's true anyway...
Neither Conan nor Andy are gay.
(Seinfeldian aside: "Not that there's anything wrong with that.")
...Al! I see you are a pessimist! :(
> If you are gay, why not pretend Conan and Andy are gay, too? It won't hurt
> them and it will make you happy.
...Al! I see you are an optimsist! :)
Hee-hee! Is this damn glass half empty or half full?? You're a paradox,
Al! :) ...or is it :( ?... I'm so confused................
Karen Cosgrave "Never, *ever*, dis my sidekick..."
Psychology Conan O'Brien, Feb. 28, 1995
U. of Waterloo
Okay, I'l start my answer with an exlusionary argument. We can't be beer
bottles, because with a fat body and a thin neck it is too hard to tell if
we are half empty or half full. To be continued.....
By the way, I think the first-year bumpers of Conan as Mr Lonelyguy
cruising the streets of the big Apple in black jeans and a leather jacket
did in fact paint the late night angel as gay, but queer fans, I am sure,
will have noticed (and lamented) that such boy-alone-in-the-big-city
bumpers are virtually gone from the show.
And, by the way again, _I_ was at the show Feb. 23, and I will say that
when they showed the supermodel video clip before her big entrance Mr.
O'Brien actually looked bored and then perked up and did his "I'm a horny
straight guy" number for the camera. However, he was clearly disconcerted
by the SM's see-through dress, seeming at once intrigued and frightened.
So, is Conan gay? Probably not, but, as a previous post said, why not
just pretend so if it makes us happy? In fact, I think that beginning
right now I'll officially be the first to claim Conan as My Boyfriend.
The rest of you queens can eat your hearts out.
>And, by the way again, _I_ was at the show Feb. 23, and I will say that
>when they showed the supermodel video clip before her big entrance Mr.
>O'Brien actually looked bored and then perked up and did his "I'm a horny
>straight guy" number for the camera.
When Conan starts getting aggressively flirtatious, that's a sign he has
no interest in the guest whatsoever. He is gentle with women he likes
and seems to calm down with women he might actually want to date.
Bye the way, the show was fabulous, despite the interruption from the
audience, and I think Conan's even greater (and better looking) in person!
I'm just sorry I didn't get the chance to tell him so!