Conan is Gay!!!!!! (Andy's bi!)

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Jason Willoughby

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Feb 27, 1995, 1:05:50 AM2/27/95
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wreck...@aol.com (WreckGlory) wrote:
>Sorry about that. Been spending too much time on alt.showbiz.gossip.

Don't even joke about stuff like that, ok, you might kill
a few people (Hey girls, y'all okay?). On the other claw, that's a
whole 'nother section of the population that can start drooling
over Conan & Andy. Now, I'm not gay, but it IS Conan...

(Somebody let me know before Conan actually reads this group so I can
send out a Cancel for this. We're going to scare him, regardless, no
reason to make it any worse :). )

>GOD: "Who is making a mockery of my kingdom!?"
>ANDY: "Sorry, Dad."

This has the makings of a krunk-kicking Running Gag. I really hope
they don't let it die...

jwil...@gate.net
We all know it's true anyway...

Filmgoer

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Mar 4, 1995, 6:39:50 PM3/4/95
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You are so right. I think my heart just stopped for a sec. But truly, is
there a real answer out there? A gay friend of mine and I are in a huge
fight over Conan!!!!

GraceN911

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Mar 5, 1995, 8:56:30 AM3/5/95
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film...@aol.com (Filmgoer) wrote:

Neither Conan nor Andy are gay.

(Seinfeldian aside: "Not that there's anything wrong with that.")

Grace Nall
aka Grac...@aol.com
75260,21...@compuserve.com

al bell

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Mar 5, 1995, 12:22:58 PM3/5/95
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Gay fans of Conan and Andy have the same chance of dating them as the
typical heterosexual female fan: zero.

If you are gay, why not pretend Conan and Andy are gay, too? It won't hurt
them and it will make you happy.

Karen Lynn Cosgrave

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Mar 5, 1995, 3:19:33 PM3/5/95
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In a previous posting, al bell (all...@delphi.com) writes:
> Gay fans of Conan and Andy have the same chance of dating them as the
> typical heterosexual female fan: zero.

...Al! I see you are a pessimist! :(



> If you are gay, why not pretend Conan and Andy are gay, too? It won't hurt
> them and it will make you happy.

...Al! I see you are an optimsist! :)


Hee-hee! Is this damn glass half empty or half full?? You're a paradox,
Al! :) ...or is it :( ?... I'm so confused................

--
Karen Cosgrave "Never, *ever*, dis my sidekick..."
Psychology Conan O'Brien, Feb. 28, 1995
U. of Waterloo
Waterloo, Ontario

al bell

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Mar 5, 1995, 9:36:52 PM3/5/95
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Karen Lynn Cosgrave <ao...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> writes:

>Hee-hee! Is this damn glass half empty or half full?? You're a paradox,
>Al! :) ...or is it :( ?... I'm so confused................

What evidence is there that a glass exists? Huh?

(Or, here's a better Al Bell answer: "The question is not whether the
glass is half empty or half full, but the MEANING of the concept of
the glass as paradigm for our psyches. Why a glass and not a bowl?
Or a swimming pool? Or a beer bottle? Only further research can reveal
the answer.")

Karen Lynn Cosgrave

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Mar 6, 1995, 1:27:07 PM3/6/95
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In a previous posting, al bell (all...@delphi.com) writes:
> Karen Lynn Cosgrave <ao...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> writes:
>
>>Hee-hee! Is this damn glass half empty or half full?? You're a paradox,
>>Al! :) ...or is it :( ?... I'm so confused................
>
> What evidence is there that a glass exists? Huh?
>
> (Or, here's a better Al Bell answer: "The question is not whether the
> glass is half empty or half full, but the MEANING of the concept of
> the glass as paradigm for our psyches. Why a glass and not a bowl?
> Or a swimming pool? Or a beer bottle? Only further research can reveal
> the answer.")

Okay, I'l start my answer with an exlusionary argument. We can't be beer
bottles, because with a fat body and a thin neck it is too hard to tell if
we are half empty or half full. To be continued.....

al bell

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Mar 6, 1995, 9:05:04 PM3/6/95
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Karen Lynn Cosgrave <ao...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> writes:

>Okay, I'l start my answer with an exlusionary argument. We can't be beer
>bottles, because with a fat body and a thin neck it is too hard to tell if
>we are half empty or half full. To be continued.....

L'chaim.

Coney6

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Mar 18, 1995, 9:23:24 PM3/18/95
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One does of course want Conan to be gay, and I do adore him, but, alas, I
have to whisper in all of your ears that the Late Night King just doesn't
dance gay at all . . . [sigh] But his hair fetish does suggest some
potential for convincibility.

By the way, I think the first-year bumpers of Conan as Mr Lonelyguy
cruising the streets of the big Apple in black jeans and a leather jacket
did in fact paint the late night angel as gay, but queer fans, I am sure,
will have noticed (and lamented) that such boy-alone-in-the-big-city
bumpers are virtually gone from the show.

And, by the way again, _I_ was at the show Feb. 23, and I will say that
when they showed the supermodel video clip before her big entrance Mr.
O'Brien actually looked bored and then perked up and did his "I'm a horny
straight guy" number for the camera. However, he was clearly disconcerted
by the SM's see-through dress, seeming at once intrigued and frightened.

So, is Conan gay? Probably not, but, as a previous post said, why not
just pretend so if it makes us happy? In fact, I think that beginning
right now I'll officially be the first to claim Conan as My Boyfriend.
The rest of you queens can eat your hearts out.

AL BELL

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Mar 18, 1995, 10:51:27 PM3/18/95
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con...@aol.com (Coney6) writes:

>And, by the way again, _I_ was at the show Feb. 23, and I will say that
>when they showed the supermodel video clip before her big entrance Mr.
>O'Brien actually looked bored and then perked up and did his "I'm a horny
>straight guy" number for the camera.

When Conan starts getting aggressively flirtatious, that's a sign he has
no interest in the guest whatsoever. He is gentle with women he likes
and seems to calm down with women he might actually want to date.

Filmgoer

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Mar 25, 1995, 2:19:25 AM3/25/95
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I have to say that not all of us wish Conan were gay. I'm very happily
convinced he's straight--and that if he ever met me, he couldn't live
without me. :) I was at the same show, and I'll have to agree with the
other answer about his aggressive flirtation. Personally, I'd like to
think Conan wouldn't go in for the super-model type.

Bye the way, the show was fabulous, despite the interruption from the
audience, and I think Conan's even greater (and better looking) in person!
I'm just sorry I didn't get the chance to tell him so!

bwa...@gmail.com

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