PIMPBOT Quote
Steven Dominguez
Hey, could someone please post, or e-mail me PIMPBOT's lines from last night's
show(May 7, actually May 8). My e-mail is supe...@arc.unm.edu, and I ould really
appriciate it. Thanks.
RRob112752
Hey, Superfly - Here's a transcript of the dialog:
Conan: -- usual intro---
Pimpbot: Yo Conan, Andy, what's the good word my bro-ther.
Andy: How are you doing?
C: Yea how's it goin'.
P: The Pimpbot is feelin' fine & cher-ry wine
My software's free of glitches & my stable's full of bitches
C: At's a wonderful news, Pimpbot
P: Got a diamond Rolex watch & new transistors in my crotch.
C: OK is that all, anything else?
P: Got a silver plated Caddy & 60 kids who call me Daddy. Ha Ha Ha
C: Alright, that's plenty, Pimpbot, thank you. So tell us - what have
you been up to lately?
P: You know, Conan - same old thing - paying off the fuzz, breakin' in the
new talent, tryin' to get those stubborn-ass stains off my suit.
C: Wait a minute, what are these stains?
P: I don't know, Conan, but every time I have sex in a Burger King
bathroom, there they be.
C: Yea, I guess that can happen.
A: Pimpbot - a little lemon juice & vinegar will get it right off.
P: Thank you, Andy.
C: Alright, Pimpbot, so what brings you to the studio today?
P: I comes to collect on that favor you owe me.
C: Wait a minute, why is it that I always owe you a favor? What favor
did you ever do for me?
P: The favor, rooster head, is that I don't check your oil with my ghetto
dipstick, (switchblade clicks) you dig?
C: OK, alright, fine, alright, I get it - alright Pimpbot, what do you
want?
P: I just need a little air time, that's all whitebread. I gots to send
a message to Eddie Murphy. The Pimpbot can hook you up, man. We
talkin' bulk rate discount, Eddie. 2 for 1 discount on
hermaphrodites with big feet, 10% off chicks with makeup on their
testicles. Give me a ring, Eddie. Ha Ha Ha Ha
C: Alright, Pimpbot.
P: You showbiz folk are too critical (? - sounds like he says
"pri-tic-cal").
C: That's great, thank you, Pimpbot.
P: Ha Ha Ha
JPC
> P: You showbiz folk are too critical (? - sounds like he says
> "pri-tic-cal").
I think he said, "You showbiz folk are too freaky, Conan."
JPC
Al Bell
Re Pimbot Quote:
I think it's good to look at stuff hard and ask whether it really is
racist, instead of pretend racist.
But this Eddie Murphy Pimpbot segment is hilarious. I think it falls under
the category of something so funny that it could be written by the KKK for
a Nazi audience and it would _still_ be funny.
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RRob112752
thanks for the correction
rwr