Conan on Futurama
Tim Pratt
Tyler
Tyler
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>
> He was funny, but his appearance was WAY too short! He appears in the
> beginning, doing stand-up for the visitors of the ski complex. Apparently, he
> tells Bender that he lost his legs in the war of 2012.
>
> Yours Truly,
> Marta
The best parts of Conan's 'appearance' on "Futurama":
- The giant pompadour.
- "Play me over, Max!" Max is a skull. "Oh, no, they forgot to feed
Max!"
- Bender heckles Conan, Conan shoots back, "Well, I have some things
you'll never have, Like a soul!" Bender, "Big deal." Conan, "And
freckles." Bender appears forlorn, he mouth quivers and it looks like
be could start.
Jean
Linzi
Futurama... He (well, his heid) was only on for aboot 30 seconds. He was
doing some stand-up comedy from his jar.... He made a joke (good enough to
forget) and then said 'Right Max?' then they panned to a shot of Max
Weinberg's skull in a jar "Somebody forgot to feed Max's head." That was
aboot it, no one in the cast of characters really found it funny.... Conan
looks cute as a cartoon head though... he should have been on longer.
Linzi
Tyler wrote in message ...
Tyler
wrote:
Thanks again Jean, for the clarification. Maybe, since it's
short, some will upload an mpeg of it somewhere and post a link
to it...
Santa Kung the Christmas Pimp
entity, perhaps human but very likely monkey, Tim Pratt
<timp...@bellsouth.net>, wrote in crayon:
>At least his head.
But he upset Bender. How evil. :(
... and I'm sure the gratuitious payment for the Springstien gig would
keep him fed well into the year 3000. O_O
--
Simplicity makes things so much easier.
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MartaRusek
Tyler
Pimpbot should have a cameo.
John Saleeby
of animated cartoons.When Tony Curtis and Ann Margeret were on THE
FLINTSTONES Fred and Barney treated em with a little goddam respect. And
I thought they laid that politically correct "Xmas" crap on a little
thick. Fred and Barney were so unP.C. that when they did a show with
Santa it was "Christmas" and they were B.C.! But that Bender is
allright.
www.theamericanjerk.com
WhinySista
>tells Bender that he lost his legs in the war of 2012.
Not just his legs but his "freakishly long" legs!
Peter F. DeMos
Nothing worth repeating. Doan you got no life or sumtin?
Score for the day.
Tyler: 114 posts.
Rest of group: 28.
You must be vewy pwoud.
Heh.
peterd
--The original peterd. Accept no substitutes.--
http://www.peterd.com
Peter F. DeMos
> Bender is the best thing about the whole show. I think that
> Pimpbot should have a cameo.
You aced this one too. Gad, you are good.
Peter F. DeMos
> I missed it. Oh well, how long was it, like 30 seconds?
I'm not sure. I was hoping you'd know!
Critter
<snip tally of postings to afcob>
You're counting posts? Heh, you must be pwowd! What's it to ya, buddy?
It's a fan group, and fans tend to be enthusiastic. What's wrong with
that?
Good gravy, man, you have a website to maintain! There's no time to be
keeping score and ruthlessly baiting fluffy, happy, and only occasionally
obscene afcobers!
At any rate, nice page, cute kids, great life, don't get what you're so
irritated with that you took the time to post a dozen (or so, I didn't
count 'em) sarcastic gibes directed at a single person. What, you want his
milk money?
>
>You must be vewy pwoud.
>
>Heh.
>
The Aloofish Doofish
tyler... me'thinks you got your point across... I am sure I will get flamed in
some way or another, but oh well... I lurk, I post, I lurk some more... just
irks me a wee bit when people start getting on other people for what they
post... it just seems so darn unfriendly... anyway, happy holidays everyone.
:o)
Teresa "Amazon"
Southern Oregon University
silv...@students.sou.edu
...the former Impudent Slug...
Critter
>:o)
Oh, me, too. I don't want to be the Grinch, and I'm sorry I ever got
involved in the first place, knew I'd regret it, but...always a big but.
Gotta work on that.
Happy big bright full moon day! (22nd)
Lynn
Peter F. DeMos
> <snip tally of postings to afcob>
Ahhhh.... come on.... that was part of the fun!
> You're counting posts? Heh, you must be pwowd!
Pretty good, Critter :-)
> Good gravy, man, you have a website to maintain!
snd....
> At any rate, nice page, cute kids, great life,
Why, thankyee :-)
> don't get what you're so
> irritated with that you took the time to post a dozen (or so, I didn't
> count 'em) sarcastic gibes directed at a single person.
Really only took me about.... 5 minutes? And ya gotta admit, it was
kinda cute!
> What, you want his milk money?
Yes. But I doan want any of those bills with the exploding red dye. I
hate it when that happens.
:-)
peterd
--The original peterd. Accept no Substitutes.--
http://www.peterd.com
Peter F. DeMos
> hey now, peace y'all... peterd you don't like tyler...
Why.... whatever do you mean?
> me'thinks you got your point across...
Ya think? You don't think I went a tad overkill, do you? I do so hate to
appear as though I have something VERY IMPORTANT to add to every single
post you know :-)
> I am sure I will get flamed in some way or another, but oh well...
Not by me you won't.
> anyway, happy holidays everyone.
Well.... I had my fun! Happy holidays to you and yours, and everyone
else too!
Critter
Why are you here? Do you like silly comedy? (Benny Hill, 3rd Rock, Mommy
Python, etc?) Do you have a crush on Conan? What? Or do you just want
to be another silly know-it-all drummed off the group? We have our know-
it-alls and they rock for our purposes. For the main part, they aren't
pretentious poops. You come here and nuke a new (for what we know, maybe
not) poster who actually posts thoughtful and revealing stuff, with your
talentless gibes and "you suck" posts (thoughtfully quoting the entire
thing with a two-word lame rejoinder). Your website makes the artful
appearance that you have a good life but apparently that is fuck-fuck-
fuckity bullshit!
Prove me wrong, Lynn.
Audrey L. Zwingli
>Mommy Python
I'm hoping you're either making a play on words, or that's a serious typo...
Audrey
british wannabie
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Critter
<83oso7$3q3$1...@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net>:
Hey Audrey, Python did inspire/spawn a lot of comics, so Mommy it is! I
spel grate.
Lynn
Kamunik8
write:
(At the Catskills Lodge)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Conan O'Brien's head!
(show's Conan's head in a jar of water, with a tie around the jar)
Audience: Yea! Whoo! Conannnn!
Conan: Thank you! Thank you! Let's get started. Max, play me over.
(cuts to Max's skull floating in a jar of water next to a drum set)
Conan: (yells) AH! Looks like someone forgot to feed Max.
(Bender in audience starts cracking up, spitting out his drink)
Conan: So! People are getting pretty worried about this Y2K problem,
huh?
Bender: No! They fixed that 900 years ago.
Conan: Just bare with me, sir. Anyway, I'm walking to work this
morning...
Bender: I get it!
Conan: Look, pal, I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the war of
2012, but I've still got something you'll never have - a soul!
(Bender shrugs)
Conan: ...and freakles!
(Bender starts crying)
Conan: Well, I'm outta material. Uh, you can catch me next week at the
Adramida Chuckle Hut. Enjoy your breakfast!
(Applause, guy comes out and takes jar away)
(Bender walks out of the Lodge with friends)
Bender: Let's face it. Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, haha,
that's funny.
Person: Comon everyone. Perhaps some skiing will help us forget the
morally old antics of Conan O'Brien.
Person: Good idea! Our only hope.
Critter
fv1.aol.com>:
>Yes, Conan appeared right at the beginning. Here's a transcript I tried to
>write:
>
<snip>
>Bender: Let's face it. Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, haha,
>that's funny.
I missed the show completely, thanks for the transcript, Kamunk8! You have
performed a true public service that no virtual glory hole could equal (no
insult to actual glory holers intended). I give you the late Quarter
December 1999 AFCOB Philanthropy Award from the Dynasty of Derwoods for
that transcript. I hate it when I miss Futurama!
Thanks again, good stuff.
Best, Lynn
Kamunik8
>performed a true public service that no virtual glory hole could equal (no
>insult to actual glory holers intended). I give you the late Quarter
>December 1999 AFCOB Philanthropy Award from the Dynasty of Derwoods for
>that transcript. I hate it when I miss Futurama!
>
>Thanks again, good stuff.
>
>Best, Lynn
thanks! I'm glad I could be some help :)
SemisncBNL
>looks cute as a cartoon head though... he should have been on longer.
>
>Linzi
I'm sure he's flattered... : )
Ro