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Xho Jingleheimerschmidt

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Feb 27, 2011, 5:10:49 PM2/27/11
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I was recently filling out a web application which requested an address.
After submitting the form, it came back and informed me that the
address could only be 24 characters long.

Really, who the fuck are you to tell me how long my address can be? If
it told me that their retarded lame-ass system can only handle 24
characters, that would be annoying but not infuriating. But who the
fuck are you to tell me how long my address can be?

No matter how much I detest DBAs and their butt-clenching ways, there
does have to be *some* limit on address lengths. Clearly it isn't 24
characters. But what should that limit be?

What is the longest address (not counting parts put on the second line,
like apt number or suite number) that address standardization tools
(like the one on the USPS website) will return? (I really hope that
this is more than 24 characters)

And no, Iceland doesn't count.

Xho

Greg Goss

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Feb 27, 2011, 8:31:09 PM2/27/11
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Xho Jingleheimerschmidt <xho...@gmail.com> wrote:

I like my unit number on the main line. Stuff on the second line
tends to get missed.

More than once I've had pizza delivered cold and an hour late because
the driver never looked at the second line of his printout. My
address is too long to fit into the first line of the software Pizza
Hut uses. The driver is always really apologetic and offers to cancel
the order if I don't want the now-cold pizza, but I'm still hungry and
the pizza is there...

It took almost an hour to order my DSL because my telco used an odd
abbreviation for my street name and it didn't come up on any of the
agent's searches.

#137 - Martha's Haven Park NE
....-....1....-....2....-....3
The apostrophe is part of my formal address. In Calgary, the NE is
part of the street name and not a suffix after the city name.
Dropping the unit number, the address is still too long for some
databases.

The whole line is 29 characters with spaces, apostrophe and unit
number.

Without the unit number, it's 22 characters. I expect that my telco
is trying to get by with 20 characters.
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Rick B.

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Feb 27, 2011, 9:16:38 PM2/27/11
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Xho Jingleheimerschmidt <xho...@gmail.com> wrote in news:4d6af7ea$0$996
$ed36...@nr5-q3a.newsreader.com:

#### WHITEHORSE HAMILTON SQUARE RD is an actual address form from my neck of
the woods; that's 33 characters and spaces, and the USPS web site returns it.

dilbert firestorm

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Feb 27, 2011, 9:46:58 PM2/27/11
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its a software design issue as per programmers perogative.

one would think the age of gigbyte ram, this shouldn't be an issue.
Unfornately, money & bean counters are an issue.

I really feel for you.

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Greg Goss

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Feb 27, 2011, 9:57:58 PM2/27/11
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Let's try that again. Trying to concentrate on the character count,
meant that I didn't type it right.


#137 - 7707 Martha's Haven Park NE
....-....1....-....2....-....3....

>The apostrophe is part of my formal address. In Calgary, the NE is
>part of the street name and not a suffix after the city name.
>Dropping the unit number, the address is still too long for some
>databases.
>

>The whole line is 34 characters with spaces, apostrophe and unit
>number.
>
>Without the unit number, it's 27 characters. I expect that my telco
>is trying to get by with 24 or 25 characters.

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rroger

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Feb 27, 2011, 10:17:16 PM2/27/11
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Why, what does Iceland have to do with it? The WORD Iceland is short.

Howard Holey Hail

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Feb 27, 2011, 10:17:56 PM2/27/11
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Xho Jingleheimerschmidt <xho...@gmail.com> wrote in news:4d6af7ea$0$996
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> I was recently filling out a web application which requested an

My first guess was Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg but a
quick look at Google Maps makes me think there aren't any streets named
after the lake.

I'm sure all of variations on Martin Luther King Jr.
Road/Boulevard/Avenue aren't the longest around, but it's probably the
most common long street name, and 24 characters counting spaces is
impossible unless you shorten his name one way or another.

This website claims the longest street name is Northeast Kentucky
Industrial Parkway (in Wurtland KY)

http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.co
m

and usps.gov will accept searches on Northeast Kentucky Industrial
Parkway for things like the Post Office search function.

Hactar

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Feb 27, 2011, 11:19:24 PM2/27/11
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In article <Xns9E99E2D5A...@94.75.214.39>,

Howard Holey Hail <howardh...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> This website claims the longest street name is Northeast Kentucky
> Industrial Parkway (in Wurtland KY)
>
> http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.co

At first I thought, it's odd for such a long name to be all English for
a Colombian web site. Then I saw

> m

. Aha!

> and usps.gov will accept searches on Northeast Kentucky Industrial
> Parkway for things like the Post Office search function.

What makes you think it isn't truncating the name for DB lookup, and
only displaying the whole thing?

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Jim Beaver

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Feb 28, 2011, 12:27:32 AM2/28/11
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"Xho Jingleheimerschmidt" <xho...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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No help on an address, but I wonder if they have the same problem with long
names. There used to be a guy in the Dallas phone book listed as Herbert
Wolfeschlaegelsteinhausenbergerhauptstedt.

Jim Beaver


hieronymus agricola

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Feb 28, 2011, 12:40:24 AM2/28/11
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On Sun, 27 Feb 2011 21:27:32 -0800, "Jim Beaver"
<jumb...@prodigy.spam> wrote:
> No help on an address, but I wonder if they have the same problem
with long
> names. There used to be a guy in the Dallas phone book listed as
Herbert
> Wolfeschlaegelsteinhausenbergerhauptstedt.

... of Ulm.

Ray

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Feb 28, 2011, 6:30:03 AM2/28/11
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On Feb 27, 5:10 pm, Xho Jingleheimerschmidt <xhos...@gmail.com> wrote:

Reverse example: Years ago, my wife used the Sabre airline reservation
system. It refused to accept a customer's name (Ng) as it required a
minimum of three letters.

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Howard Holey Hail

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Feb 28, 2011, 9:24:14 AM2/28/11
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ebenZ...@verizon.net (Hactar) wrote in news:cbkr38-...@pc.home:

> Howard Holey Hail <howardh...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>> This website claims the longest street name is Northeast Kentucky
>> Industrial Parkway (in Wurtland KY)
>>
>> http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast
>> .co
>
> At first I thought, it's odd for such a long name to be all English
> for a Colombian web site. Then I saw
>
>> m
>
> . Aha!

Until I saw that website, it never occured to me that there might be a
limit on how long a domain name could be.

I now know it's 63.

http://www.oreillynet.com/onlamp/blog/2005/06/the_worlds_longest_domain_n
ame.html



>> and usps.gov will accept searches on Northeast Kentucky Industrial
>> Parkway for things like the Post Office search function.
>
> What makes you think it isn't truncating the name for DB lookup, and
> only displaying the whole thing?

Huh, they do these things? Wonders never cease. I'd assume there must
be some names out there, though, which can't be safely truncated like
changing the above to NE KY Industrial Pkwy, unless you have a lot of
customized rules.

Howard Holey Hail

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Feb 28, 2011, 9:36:11 AM2/28/11
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Ray <westca...@gmail.com> wrote

> On Feb 27, 5:10 pm, Xho Jingleheimerschmidt <xhos...@gmail.com> wrote:

>> I was recently filling out a web application which requested an
>> address. After submitting the form, it came back and informed me
>> that the address could only be 24 characters long.
>>

>> What is the longest address (not counting parts put on the second
>> line, like apt number or suite number) that address standardization
>> tools (like the one on the USPS website) will return?  (I really hope
>> that this is more than 24 characters)
>

> Reverse example: Years ago, my wife used the Sabre airline reservation
> system. It refused to accept a customer's name (Ng) as it required a
> minimum of three letters.

I've read the names of people with one letter last names, and no last name
at all.

This guy has a long list of issues programmers have with names:

http://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-
names/

and he notes there are people with no names at all.

Hactar

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Feb 28, 2011, 10:44:48 AM2/28/11
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In article <Xns9E9A5FAAC...@94.75.214.39>,

Howard Holey Hail <howardh...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> ebenZ...@verizon.net (Hactar) wrote in news:cbkr38-...@pc.home:
>
> > Howard Holey Hail <howardh...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> This website claims the longest street name is Northeast Kentucky
> >> Industrial Parkway (in Wurtland KY)
> >>
> >> http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast
> >> .co
>
> http://www.oreillynet.com/onlamp/blog/2005/06/the_worlds_longest_domain_n
> ame.html
>
> >> and usps.gov will accept searches on Northeast Kentucky Industrial
> >> Parkway for things like the Post Office search function.
> >
> > What makes you think it isn't truncating the name for DB lookup, and
> > only displaying the whole thing?
>
> Huh, they do these things? Wonders never cease.

It might be silent truncation, like the DB lookup function only
comparing the first N characters or something. Although, you'd think an
organization so concerned with addresses would make darned sure N was
larger than any conceivable need.

It is my impression that such truncation is out there, but of course
until someone finds a case where (eg) "Sixth Street NE" and "Sixth Street
NW" map to the same thing, we'll never know.

> I'd assume there must
> be some names out there, though, which can't be safely truncated like
> changing the above to NE KY Industrial Pkwy, unless you have a lot of
> customized rules.

Such abbreviations are not unique; imagine mail for the makers of
"personal lubricant" "KY Jelly" being sent to the jam manufacturer
"Kentucky Jelly", for instance.

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Greg Goss

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Feb 28, 2011, 11:22:52 AM2/28/11
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ebenZ...@verizon.net (Hactar) wrote:

>In article <Xns9E9A5FAAC...@94.75.214.39>,


>> I'd assume there must
>> be some names out there, though, which can't be safely truncated like
>> changing the above to NE KY Industrial Pkwy, unless you have a lot of
>> customized rules.
>
>Such abbreviations are not unique; imagine mail for the makers of
>"personal lubricant" "KY Jelly" being sent to the jam manufacturer
>"Kentucky Jelly", for instance.

That's what zip codes are for.

I expect that if I gave my address as:

#137
T3J 3Z6

That's all they need to get it to me. Since my actual address is 34
characters, it would sure be a lot easier.

Jon M

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Feb 28, 2011, 11:47:31 AM2/28/11
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On Mon, 28 Feb 2011 14:36:11 +0000 (UTC), Howard Holey Hail
<howardh...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>I've read the names of people with one letter last names, and no last name
>at all.
>
>This guy has a long list of issues programmers have with names:
>
>http://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-
>names/
>
>and he notes there are people with no names at all.

Do any of them have horses?


DT

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Feb 28, 2011, 12:04:56 PM2/28/11
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XXXXX George Washington Carver Boulevard

40 spaces required.

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DT

Bob

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Feb 28, 2011, 12:26:02 PM2/28/11
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On Feb 27, 5:10 pm, Xho Jingleheimerschmidt <xhos...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I was recently filling out a web application which requested an address.
>   After submitting the form, it came back and informed me that the
> address could only be 24 characters long.
>
> Really, who the fuck are you to tell me how long my address can be?  If
> it told me that their retarded lame-ass system can only handle 24
> characters, that would be annoying but not infuriating.  But who the
> fuck are you to tell me how long my address can be?
>
> No matter how much I detest DBAs and their butt-clenching ways,

You can't mean you have something against business names. Data-based
applications?

Bob

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Feb 28, 2011, 12:27:22 PM2/28/11
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On Feb 28, 6:30 am, Ray <westcarle...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Reverse example: Years ago, my wife used the Sabre airline reservation
> system. It refused to accept a customer's name (Ng) as it required a
> minimum of three letters.
> --

Like when I tried to use Moviefone to find "Pi".

Richard R. Hershberger

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Feb 28, 2011, 12:32:16 PM2/28/11
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On Feb 27, 8:31 pm, Greg Goss <go...@gossg.org> wrote:

> Xho Jingleheimerschmidt <xhos...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >I was recently filling out a web application which requested an address.
> >  After submitting the form, it came back and informed me that the
> >address could only be 24 characters long.
>
> >Really, who the fuck are you to tell me how long my address can be?  If
> >it told me that their retarded lame-ass system can only handle 24
> >characters, that would be annoying but not infuriating.  But who the
> >fuck are you to tell me how long my address can be?
>
> >No matter how much I detest DBAs and their butt-clenching ways, there
> >does have to be *some* limit on address lengths.  Clearly it isn't 24
> >characters.  But what should that limit be?
>
> >What is the longest address (not counting parts put on the second line,
> >like apt number or suite number) that address standardization tools
> >(like the one on the USPS website) will return?  (I really hope that
> >this is more than 24 characters)
>
> I like my unit number on the main line.  Stuff on the second line
> tends to get missed.
>
> More than once I've had pizza delivered cold and an hour late because
> the driver never looked at the second line of his printout.  My
> address is too long to fit into the first line of the software Pizza
> Hut uses.  The driver is always really apologetic and offers to cancel
> the order if I don't want the now-cold pizza, but I'm still hungry and
> the pizza is there...

Isn't there a pizza place in your area that can both handle your
address and provide good pizza? Unless Pizza Hut in Canada is
entirely unlike Pizza Hut in the US, its pizza strives to rise to
mediocrity.

Greg Goss

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Feb 28, 2011, 12:49:43 PM2/28/11
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"Richard R. Hershberger" <rrh...@acme.com> wrote:
>On Feb 27, 8:31 pm, Greg Goss <go...@gossg.org> wrote:

>> More than once I've had pizza delivered cold and an hour late because
>> the driver never looked at the second line of his printout.  My
>> address is too long to fit into the first line of the software Pizza
>> Hut uses.  The driver is always really apologetic and offers to cancel
>> the order if I don't want the now-cold pizza, but I'm still hungry and
>> the pizza is there...
>
>Isn't there a pizza place in your area that can both handle your
>address and provide good pizza? Unless Pizza Hut in Canada is
>entirely unlike Pizza Hut in the US, its pizza strives to rise to
>mediocrity.

As I've said elsewhere, I don't really notice the difference. Pizza
Hut sure beats Pizza 73, whose claim to fame is a memorable phone
number (though not as good as the memorable-phone-number company in
Vancouver.)

73 is worse. Panagopolis is worse. The little indie place in the
strip mall is about the same. Everyone else is enough further that
the pizza is cold by the time it gets here. The Pizza Hut stuff is
OK, so long as it's delivered the first time without the driver going
back to the store saying "There's not enough address here."

Greg Goss

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Feb 28, 2011, 12:50:19 PM2/28/11
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Jon M <faceo...@omnicast.net> wrote:

Even though the Man With No Name was riding in the desert, he wasn't
the guy in the song.

Greg Goss

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Feb 28, 2011, 12:51:48 PM2/28/11
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Bob <rob...@bestweb.net> wrote:

DataBase Administrator.

I run into the same TLA when I decide whether to spell out my Diploma
of Business Administration on cover letters.

Hactar

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Feb 28, 2011, 1:52:04 PM2/28/11
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In article <8t20ev...@mid.individual.net>,

Well, and "Canada". Until we can get snail mail from other planets,
that should suffice.

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Mark Brader

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Feb 28, 2011, 2:19:04 PM2/28/11
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"Ray":

> > Reverse example: Years ago, my wife used the Sabre airline reservation
> > system. It refused to accept a customer's name (Ng) as it required a
> > minimum of three letters.

"Bob":


> Like when I tried to use Moviefone to find "Pi".

There have been lots of movies with 1-letter titles in our own
alphabet. The best-known are probably M (1931) and Z (1969).
[Z was set in Greece, but filmed in French, so it counts as our
alphabet, not the Greek one.] A fourth well-known 1-character
title, although not a letter, was $ (1971).

On the other hand, people named Ng would be still more numerous.
I've met one of them myself. Another is a convicted serial killer.
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My text in this article is in the public domain.

Greg Goss

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Feb 28, 2011, 2:22:50 PM2/28/11
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ebenZ...@verizon.net (Hactar) wrote:
>Greg Goss <go...@gossg.org> wrote:

>> That's what zip codes are for.
>>
>> I expect that if I gave my address as:
>>
>> #137
>> T3J 3Z6
>>
>> That's all they need to get it to me. Since my actual address is 34
>> characters, it would sure be a lot easier.
>
>Well, and "Canada". Until we can get snail mail from other planets,
>that should suffice.

At one point in the early eighties, a German magazine picked up my
address from somewhere and listed as a user group for Commodore 64
computers. But for some reason they put the country as South Africa.

So I would get mail from Germany via South Africa in four days.
Typical cross-city mail would take four days.

I suspect that the mail sorting machines in Germany recognized a
Canadian-style postal code and that the mail never went to Africa.
But still, mis-addressed mail in four days from Europe?

If I type my postal code into Google, it shows an intersection a
half-block from my house. I don't know if it's using the fact that my
ISP is in Canada to help with that. Brits: If you type T3J 3Z6 into
google maps, does it show the edge of the "crater park" in NE Calgary?

David J. Martin

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Feb 28, 2011, 2:25:18 PM2/28/11
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Who is Martha?

David

rroger

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Feb 28, 2011, 2:44:13 PM2/28/11
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On Feb 28, 2:25 pm, "David J. Martin" <djmartin_nos...@tamu.edu>
wrote:

What do you mean, there's no Martha mentioned?

Snidely

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Feb 28, 2011, 4:17:45 PM2/28/11
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On Feb 28, 11:25 am, "David J. Martin" <djmartin_nos...@tamu.edu>
wrote:

And does she take Bus 61?

/dps "GE on a G2 in SoCal"

Snidely

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Feb 28, 2011, 4:18:28 PM2/28/11
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Read carefully.

/dps

Greg Goss

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Feb 28, 2011, 4:23:55 PM2/28/11
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Dunno. Calgary's naming standards are (pretty much) that every
street within a square-mile "neighborhood" is either numbered or
starts with the same three letter prefix. Because Marlborough already
existed, Martindale meeded the same four letter prefix "Mart". I
suspect that the "Martha's Haven" corner of the neighborhood just took
a name that the developer thought sounded cute.

"Martha's Haven Park" is the name of the street that ends at the park.
So far as I know, there's no name for the park, though I guess
everyone would know what you meant if you called it that too. At the
T-Junction halfway around the park, there's a life-size statue of a
teenager pushing a preschooler on a swing while a puppy watches. I
guess any of the three of them could be "Martha". There was a tree
planted that could be conceptually where the swing is "hanging" from
after a decade or so, but the tree died a year ago and we have another
tiny sapling there again.

http://goo.gl/maps/YE0C Martha?
(That's the old tree. Tne new one is no taller than the teen)

(The access panel in the forground is for storm drain control. This
area of Calgary has many sunken parks that are used for flood control.
In times of severe rain, they fill the parks to reduce strain on the
river and the plumbing leading to the river. This flood storage
concept is why the circular park is sunken like that and thus why I
call it "the crater".)

Greg Goss

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Feb 28, 2011, 4:24:30 PM2/28/11
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rroger <raus...@aol.com> wrote:

If Roger didn't exist, we'd have to invent him.

Snidely

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Feb 28, 2011, 6:52:59 PM2/28/11
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On Feb 28, 1:23 pm, Greg Goss <go...@gossg.org> wrote:

> http://goo.gl/maps/YE0C   Martha?
> (That's the old tree.  Tne new one is no taller than the teen)

Street view wasn't available on my G2, though I could have tried the
browser to do it there.

/dps

Charles Wm. Dimmick

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Feb 28, 2011, 8:06:28 PM2/28/11
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You have a slight error in that guy's last name. His full name is:
Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor
William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft Senior.

Hope that helps.

Charles

Charles Wm. Dimmick

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Feb 28, 2011, 8:10:42 PM2/28/11
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That's the name for the lower level of the George Washington Bridge.

danny burstein

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Feb 28, 2011, 8:32:43 PM2/28/11
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> If I type my postal code into Google, it shows an intersection a
> half-block from my house. I don't know if it's using the fact that my
> ISP is in Canada to help with that. Brits: If you type T3J 3Z6 into
> google maps, does it show the edge of the "crater park" in NE Calgary?

from the lower 48 maps.google.com gets me to
a circular street called Martindale Blvd NE
about a mile east of the airport.


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Greg Goss

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danny burstein <dan...@panix.com> wrote:

>> If I type my postal code into Google, it shows an intersection a
>> half-block from my house. I don't know if it's using the fact that my
>> ISP is in Canada to help with that. Brits: If you type T3J 3Z6 into
>> google maps, does it show the edge of the "crater park" in NE Calgary?
>
>from the lower 48 maps.google.com gets me to
>a circular street called Martindale Blvd NE
>about a mile east of the airport.

That's my neighborhood. I'm a half block to the northwest from there.

The circle is half "Martindale Blvd" and half an extension of
"Martha's Haven Park". The Boulevard continues east and south from
the park.

So that establishes that the postal code design identifies the
country.

Paul Madarasz

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On Mon, 28 Feb 2011 09:22:52 -0700, Greg Goss <go...@gossg.org> wrote,
perhaps among other things:

A friend of mine once mailed me a letter from Spain; the envelope had
only my name, my zip+4, and EE.UU. No problem getting it.

Jim Ellwanger

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In article <20110228-1...@DT.News>,
DT <dthomp...@SPAMwowway.com> wrote:

> XXXXX George Washington Carver Boulevard
>
> 40 spaces required.

Which I'm pretty sure would be "corrected" by address standardization
to...

XXXXX G W CARVER BLVD

21 characters.

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Mikko Peltoniemi

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On 28.2.2011 14:22, Greg Goss wrote:

> I suspect that the mail sorting machines in Germany recognized a
> Canadian-style postal code and that the mail never went to Africa.
> But still, mis-addressed mail in four days from Europe?

I doubt they used automatic postal machines back in the 80s, even
in Germany. They were probably sorted by humans, who may or may
not recognize the code out of memory.

I remember one time in high school, my friend and I sent a bunch
of post cards to a third friend. Wrote down his address and all,
but then added a random country at the bottom. Postage was standard
domestic.

All but one got delivered the next day. The last one took a few
weeks while it made a round-trip to El Salvador...

--
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/25892068@N07/

Mikko Peltoniemi

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On 27.2.2011 17:10, Xho Jingleheimerschmidt wrote:

> Really, who the fuck are you to tell me how long my address can be?

Our ERP system only takes 12 characters for email address. And phone
numbers have to be xxx-xxx-xxxx. Stupid COBOL programmers.

Mikko Peltoniemi

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Mar 1, 2011, 9:04:41 PM3/1/11
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On 28.2.2011 14:19, Mark Brader wrote:

> On the other hand, people named Ng would be still more numerous.

I have a coworker with that name... I had a little trouble with it at
first due to the lack of vowels.

Mac

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Mar 2, 2011, 9:45:32 AM3/2/11
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On Tue, 01 Mar 2011 21:04:41 -0500, Mikko Peltoniemi
<mikk...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On 28.2.2011 14:19, Mark Brader wrote:
>
>> On the other hand, people named Ng would be still more numerous.
>
>I have a coworker with that name... I had a little trouble with it at
>first due to the lack of vowels.

In Finnish it it is written as Iiiiiiinggiiihhh.

art...@yahoo.com

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Mar 2, 2011, 10:09:55 AM3/2/11
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On Mar 1, 9:04 pm, Mikko Peltoniemi <mikko...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On 28.2.2011 14:19, Mark Brader wrote:
>
> > On the other hand, people named Ng would be still more numerous.
>
> I have a coworker with that name... I had a little trouble with it at
> first due to the lack of vowels.

They Might Be Giants wrote a song about a girl with that name
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEjutUbgpH8

Paul Madarasz

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Mar 2, 2011, 3:39:13 PM3/2/11
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On Wed, 2 Mar 2011 07:09:55 -0800 (PST), "art...@yahoo.com"
<art...@yahoo.com> wrote, perhaps among other things:

I thought is was the name of a town, which they used as the name of a
girl.

S. Checker

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Mar 4, 2011, 8:31:16 AM3/4/11
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art...@yahoo.com <art...@yahoo.com> wrote:

The song was then used as the basis of a supremely frustrating puzzle
in the Kingdom of Loathing.
--
My love complies with all EEOC, OSHA, and Department of Education
regulations.
-- Late Afternoon with Dean Webb

N Jill Marsh

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Mar 4, 2011, 9:25:33 AM3/4/11
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On Fri, 04 Mar 2011 08:31:16 -0500, spa...@gmail.com (S. Checker)
wrote:

>art...@yahoo.com <art...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> They Might Be Giants wrote a song about a girl with that name
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEjutUbgpH8
>
>The song was then used as the basis of a supremely frustrating puzzle
>in the Kingdom of Loathing.

Is that the recent one everyone was bitching about? I didn't even
bother.

nj"too stooopid"m

--
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Lesmond

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Mar 4, 2011, 9:20:27 AM3/4/11
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On Fri, 04 Mar 2011 08:31:16 -0500, S. Checker wrote:

>art...@yahoo.com <art...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> On Mar 1, 9:04?pm, Mikko Peltoniemi <mikko...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> On 28.2.2011 14:19, Mark Brader wrote:
>>>
>>> > On the other hand, people named Ng would be still more numerous.
>>>
>>> I have a coworker with that name... I had a little trouble with it at
>>> first due to the lack of vowels.
>>
>> They Might Be Giants wrote a song about a girl with that name
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEjutUbgpH8
>
>The song was then used as the basis of a supremely frustrating puzzle
>in the Kingdom of Loathing.

It's really cool being at a show and seeing a thousand folks all doing the
video moves in unison.

--
If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

S. Checker

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Mar 4, 2011, 12:33:06 PM3/4/11
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N Jill Marsh <njm...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 04 Mar 2011 08:31:16 -0500, spa...@gmail.com (S. Checker)
> wrote:
>
>>art...@yahoo.com <art...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> They Might Be Giants wrote a song about a girl with that name
>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEjutUbgpH8
>>
>>The song was then used as the basis of a supremely frustrating puzzle
>>in the Kingdom of Loathing.
>
> Is that the recent one everyone was bitching about? I didn't even
> bother.

No, it was a quite old one, around the rollout of NS13.

Lbh pbzr snpr gb snpr jvgu n qrnqyl tybor - juvpu lbh arrq gb qrsrng
jvgu na AT lbh'ir pbafgehpgrq.
--
Three minutes' thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is
irksome and three minutes is a long time
-- A.E. Housman

Mac

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Mar 4, 2011, 1:09:27 PM3/4/11
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On Fri, 04 Mar 2011 12:33:06 -0500, spa...@gmail.com (S. Checker)
wrote:

>N Jill Marsh <njm...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Fri, 04 Mar 2011 08:31:16 -0500, spa...@gmail.com (S. Checker)
>> wrote:
>>
>>>art...@yahoo.com <art...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>> They Might Be Giants wrote a song about a girl with that name
>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEjutUbgpH8
>>>
>>>The song was then used as the basis of a supremely frustrating puzzle
>>>in the Kingdom of Loathing.
>>
>> Is that the recent one everyone was bitching about? I didn't even
>> bother.
>
>No, it was a quite old one, around the rollout of NS13.
>
>Lbh pbzr snpr gb snpr jvgu n qrnqyl tybor - juvpu lbh arrq gb qrsrng
>jvgu na AT lbh'ir pbafgehpgrq.

In my experience, all tyborf are qrnqyl. Know anyone who survived
long term contact with the local one, or honestly expects to?

Hactar

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Mar 4, 2011, 2:54:15 PM3/4/11
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In article <4ga2n6hud85qr3m05...@4ax.com>,

A lot has been written about a few chaps who did (in the end), but that
was a few thousand years ago and there's dispute about the veracity of
the accounts.

--
-eben QebWe...@vTerYizUonI.nOetP http://royalty.mine.nu:81
"God does not play dice" -- Einstein
"Not only does God play dice, he sometimes throws
them where they can't be seen." -- Stephen Hawking

N Jill Marsh

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Mar 4, 2011, 3:52:08 PM3/4/11
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On Fri, 04 Mar 2011 12:33:06 -0500, spa...@gmail.com (S. Checker)
wrote:

>N Jill Marsh <njm...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Fri, 04 Mar 2011 08:31:16 -0500, spa...@gmail.com (S. Checker)
>> wrote:
>>>art...@yahoo.com <art...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>> They Might Be Giants wrote a song about a girl with that name
>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEjutUbgpH8
>>>The song was then used as the basis of a supremely frustrating puzzle
>>>in the Kingdom of Loathing.
>>
>> Is that the recent one everyone was bitching about? I didn't even
>> bother.
>
>No, it was a quite old one, around the rollout of NS13.
>
>Lbh pbzr snpr gb snpr jvgu n qrnqyl tybor - juvpu lbh arrq gb qrsrng
>jvgu na AT lbh'ir pbafgehpgrq.

Oh, *that* one.

nj"derp"m

groo

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Mar 5, 2011, 5:58:04 PM3/5/11
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N Jill Marsh <njm...@gmail.com> wrote:

> nj"derp"m
>

You're a herp derp?


--
"It was absolutely marvelous working for Pauli. You could ask him anything.
There was no worry that he would think a particular question was stupid,
since he thought all questions were stupid." - Victor Frederick Weisskopf

huey.c...@gmail.com

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Xho Jingleheimerschmidt

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Mar 5, 2011, 7:58:31 PM3/5/11
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Howard Holey Hail wrote:
>
> This guy has a long list of issues programmers have with names:
>
> http://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-
> names/
>
> and he notes there are people with no names at all.

Such extravagantly over the top nihilism is overdoing it, even for me.

Xho

Xho Jingleheimerschmidt

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Mar 8, 2011, 11:12:11 PM3/8/11
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Do they have a version of that in close caption for the herring impaired?

Xho

rroger

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Mar 8, 2011, 11:21:52 PM3/8/11
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On Feb 28, 9:36 am, Howard Holey Hail <howardholeyh...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

> and he notes there are people with no names at all.

"Well I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt
good to be out of the rain......"

Geronimo Granjero

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On Tue, 8 Mar 2011 20:21:52 -0800 (PST), rroger <raus...@aol.com>
wrote:

Ooeeooeeoooo, wah-wah-wah.

S. Checker

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Mar 9, 2011, 8:35:37 AM3/9/11
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rroger <raus...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Feb 28, 9:36?am, Howard Holey Hail <howardholeyh...@hotmail.com>

Even in the den of filth and iniquity that is AFC-A, you can still find
someone who loves America.
--
I remember in elementary school having monkey bars over a
concrete slab. Great incentive to stay on.
-- misty-eyed recollections from Tim W

Snidely

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Mar 9, 2011, 12:59:48 PM3/9/11
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On Mar 9, 5:35 am, spam...@gmail.com (S. Checker) wrote:

> rroger <raust...@aol.com> wrote:
> > On Feb 28, 9:36?am, Howard Holey Hail <howardholeyh...@hotmail.com>
> > wrote:
>
> >> and he notes there are people with no names at all.
>
> > "Well I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt
> > good to be out of the rain......"
>
> Even in the den of filth and iniquity that is AFC-A, you can still find
> someone who loves America.

Only 2 members of that trio are doing the Time-Life circuit ... did we
lose the third? I'm afraid to look at Whickey about this.

/dps

Rick B.

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Mar 9, 2011, 7:49:48 PM3/9/11
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Snidely <snide...@gmail.com> wrote in news:46766c60-f090-4d71-b7ba-
b02c95...@j9g2000prj.googlegroups.com:

Without looking, I'm pretty sure that one member (Dan Peek, I think) left the
group to do Christian music in the late '70s and was not replaced.

fishaw...@gmail.com

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On Sunday, February 27, 2011 at 5:10:49 PM UTC-5, Xho Jingleheimerschmidt wrote:
> I was recently filling out a web application which requested an address.
> After submitting the form, it came back and informed me that the
> address could only be 24 characters long.
>
> Really, who the fuck are you to tell me how long my address can be? If
> it told me that their retarded lame-ass system can only handle 24
> characters, that would be annoying but not infuriating. But who the
> fuck are you to tell me how long my address can be?
>
> No matter how much I detest DBAs and their butt-clenching ways, there
> does have to be *some* limit on address lengths. Clearly it isn't 24
> characters. But what should that limit be?
>
> What is the longest address (not counting parts put on the second line,
> like apt number or suite number) that address standardization tools
> (like the one on the USPS website) will return? (I really hope that
> this is more than 24 characters)
>
> And no, Iceland doesn't count.
>
> Xho
lazy programmer. ROTFLMAO! That problem could have been prevented with 10 seconds of verification. Just Google, "What is the longest address in the US?" Which is where I found your IMMATURE RUDE SHIT.

Snidely

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Dec 10, 2015, 12:56:05 AM12/10/15
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Remember Wednesday, when fishaw...@gmail.com asked plainitively:
And it only took you 4 years to do it. Maybe there's hope for you
after all.

/dps

--
"What do you think of my cart, Miss Morland? A neat one, is not it?
Well hung: curricle-hung in fact. Come sit by me and we'll test the
springs."
(Speculative fiction by H.Lacedaemonian.)

Bill Turlock

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On Wed, 09 Dec 2015 21:56:01 -0800, Snidely <snide...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> And no, Iceland doesn't count.
>>> Xho
>> lazy programmer. ROTFLMAO! That problem could have been prevented with 10
>> seconds of verification. Just Google, "What is the longest address in the
>> US?" Which is where I found your IMMATURE RUDE SHIT.
>And it only took you 4 years to do it. Maybe there's hope for you
>after all.

If it weren't for the valued mbrs of the group who occasionally have
to post via GG, I'd just KF GGers.

N J Marsh

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<fishaw...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Sunday, February 27, 2011 at 5:10:49 PM UTC-5, Xho Jingleheimerschmidt wrote:
>> I was recently filling out a web application which requested an address.
>> After submitting the form, it came back and informed me that the
>> address could only be 24 characters long.
>>
>> Really, who the fuck are you to tell me how long my address can be? If
>> it told me that their retarded lame-ass system can only handle 24
>> characters, that would be annoying but not infuriating. But who the
>> fuck are you to tell me how long my address can be?
>>
>> No matter how much I detest DBAs and their butt-clenching ways, there
>> does have to be *some* limit on address lengths. Clearly it isn't 24
>> characters. But what should that limit be?
>>
>> What is the longest address (not counting parts put on the second line,
>> like apt number or suite number) that address standardization tools
>> (like the one on the USPS website) will return? (I really hope that
>> this is more than 24 characters)
>>
>> And no, Iceland doesn't count.
>>
> lazy programmer. ROTFLMAO! That problem could have been prevented with 10
> seconds of verification. Just Google, "What is the longest address in the
> US?" Which is where I found your IMMATURE RUDE SHIT.


Well, at least our darling Xho has had more than four years to grow up and
learn manners.

--
njm

Snidely

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Lo, on the 12/10/2015, Bill Turlock did proclaim ...
That would eliminate at least 5 obnoxious posters a year. KF some
that use Thunderbird, and you may double your investment. But you'd
have to KF Agent to really get things cleaned up.

eoji...@gmail.com

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Dec 30, 2016, 11:15:46 PM12/30/16
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On Monday, February 28, 2011 at 7:10:49 AM UTC+9, Xho Jingleheimerschmidt wrote:
> I was recently filling out a web application which requested an address.
> After submitting the form, it came back and informed me that the
> address could only be 24 characters long.
>
> Really, who the fuck are you to tell me how long my address can be? If
> it told me that their retarded lame-ass system can only handle 24
> characters, that would be annoying but not infuriating. But who the
> fuck are you to tell me how long my address can be?
>
> No matter how much I detest DBAs and their butt-clenching ways, there
> does have to be *some* limit on address lengths. Clearly it isn't 24
> characters. But what should that limit be?
>
> What is the longest address (not counting parts put on the second line,
> like apt number or suite number) that address standardization tools
> (like the one on the USPS website) will return? (I really hope that
> this is more than 24 characters)
>
> And no, Iceland doesn't count.
>
> Xho

wow! I live in Korea, and my address is fricking long. Like seriously long. When translated to english, it totals up to 90 flipping letters (not including spaces, hyphens, and commas.). It's originally 57 characters in Korean (not including spaces.) heh
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