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PAVELB1

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Mar 11, 2003, 5:53:54 PM3/11/03
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At age 8, I thought I invented reincarnation.

I once thought i came up with the idea of a bicycle that generates
it's own power for a headlight.

I thought i came up with the term RETROnica.

I HAVE invented a word i can't find a Google reference to: SUCKuel

As in "I thought 'Basic' was the SUCKuel to 'The Generals Daughter.'"

All pay homage.


Mark Hanson

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Mar 11, 2003, 7:02:34 PM3/11/03
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I thought up "procrastitution" in 1986, defined as wanting to become a
hooker, but never actually getting around to it.

Mark


Estron

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Mar 11, 2003, 7:22:03 PM3/11/03
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Previously on alt.fan.cecil-adams, PAVELB1 wrote:

> I HAVE invented a word i can't find a Google reference to: SUCKuel

> As in "I thought 'Basic' was the SUCKuel to 'The Generals Daughter.'"

> All pay homage.

I thought the correct phrase was "Cower Mortals!"

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Scott P

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Mar 11, 2003, 9:32:44 PM3/11/03
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For a while there I honestly thought I had single-handedly caused the
resurgence of the term "slacker" in the early 90s. When someone wasn't
pulling their weight I would call them a slacker, as a reference to
Mr. Strickland in Back to the Future and as far as I knew no one else
was saying it. Then it seemed I heard it more and more until it was
everywhere.

Come to think of it, there's no evidence I *didn't* start it, is
there? :-)

Scott

Joe Shimkus

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Mar 11, 2003, 9:54:19 PM3/11/03
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In article <MPG.18d8283d9...@news.birch.net>,
Estron <est...@tfs.net> wrote:

> Previously on alt.fan.cecil-adams, PAVELB1 wrote:
>
> > I HAVE invented a word i can't find a Google reference to: SUCKuel
>
> > As in "I thought 'Basic' was the SUCKuel to 'The Generals Daughter.'"
>
> > All pay homage.
>
> I thought the correct phrase was "Cower Mortals!"

You owe me a nickel.


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Amy Austin

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Mar 11, 2003, 10:24:58 PM3/11/03
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I invented the all in one machine washer/dryer for lazy people like me who
forget to move the wet laundry into the dryer, therefore causing mildew and
increased laundry costs. We're actually buying one.

http://www.epinions.com/hmgd-Large_Appliances-All-Washing_Machines-Combinati
on

I came up with this idea *years* ago, long before I ever heard of them being
made in real life.

I also put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop and the ram in the ramma
lamma ding dong.

L & k,
Amy


Kim

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Mar 11, 2003, 10:32:36 PM3/11/03
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"Amy Austin" <glea...@purdue.edu> wrote in message
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>
> I invented the all in one machine washer/dryer for lazy people like me who
> forget to move the wet laundry into the dryer, therefore causing mildew
and
> increased laundry costs. We're actually buying one.
>
>
http://www.epinions.com/hmgd-Large_Appliances-All-Washing_Machines-Combinati
> on
>
> I came up with this idea *years* ago, long before I ever heard of them
being
> made in real life.

Well, I was making "French Bread Pizza" *LONG* before they were available
commercially. Only because I didn't own a pizza pan, and my kids liked
pizza.

I was rather pissed off when I first saw them in the grocery freezer. I
considered writing Stouffer's a letter and demanding payment for my idea.

Kim

*What is it with all these ads that say "Get the credit you deserve"? I
don't want the credit *I* deserve, I want the credit someone with good
credit deserves! (Clynch Varnadore)*


Robert Goodman

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Mar 11, 2003, 11:06:06 PM3/11/03
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I think I coined "transliption" for coupled translation-transcription
systems in vitro. IIRC it started as a slip of the tongue.


Daniel A. Munz

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Mar 11, 2003, 11:14:35 PM3/11/03
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My ex-girlfriend claims to have independently derived the Pythagorean
Theorem, before learning about it, at age 13 or something.

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Lots42 bomb vice president

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Mar 11, 2003, 11:30:24 PM3/11/03
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I was dissapointed when I saw someone had already patented my idea for a system
that allows your keys to fit in your wallet.

Then I realized what a goddamn stupid idea that was.

Estron

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Mar 11, 2003, 11:55:59 PM3/11/03
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Previously on alt.fan.cecil-adams, Scott P wrote:

> For a while there I honestly thought I had single-handedly caused the
> resurgence of the term "slacker" in the early 90s.

By the way, does the new Gap TV commercial, featuring the song
"Feelin' Groovy,"(1) mean that the word "groovy" is back in vogue?

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(1) Originally written by Paul Simon, one of my favorite songwriters,
as "The 59th Street Bridge Song."

Estron

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Mar 11, 2003, 11:57:12 PM3/11/03
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Previously on alt.fan.cecil-adams, Amy Austin wrote:

> I also put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop and the ram in the ramma
> lamma ding dong.

Well, if you put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp, I'd like to shake
your hand.

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Kansas City, Missouri

ctc...@hotmail.com

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Mar 12, 2003, 12:31:52 AM3/12/03
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"Amy Austin" <glea...@purdue.edu> wrote:
> I invented the all in one machine washer/dryer for lazy people like me
> who forget to move the wet laundry into the dryer, therefore causing
> mildew and increased laundry costs. We're actually buying one.
>
> http://www.epinions.com/hmgd-Large_Appliances-All-Washing_Machines-Combin
> ati on

Had one of those a long time ago. It leaked the day it was new, and rusted
the day after that. I hear they've improved them since then, though
(once the Japanese got ahold of them, I imagine.)

> I came up with this idea *years* ago, long before I ever heard of them
> being made in real life.

I'd also thought they should do that, before I knew about them and then
learned better. One thing to consider is that they lower your laundry
throughput, which is important for rugrats.

> I also put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop and the ram in the ramma
> lamma ding dong.

Well damn, now I'm speachless.

Xho

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GrapeApe

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Mar 12, 2003, 1:15:48 AM3/12/03
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>For a while there I honestly thought I had single-handedly caused the
>resurgence of the term "slacker" in the early 90s. When someone wasn't
>pulling their weight I would call them a slacker, as a reference to
>Mr. Strickland in Back to the Future and as far as I knew no one else
>was saying it. Then it seemed I heard it more and more until it was
>everywhere.

I used it mainly as a demographic naming device, for those people born between
Baby Boomers and Gen X, when the boom was slacking off.

GrapeApe

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Mar 12, 2003, 1:19:34 AM3/12/03
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>I was rather pissed off when I first saw them in the grocery freezer. I
>considered writing Stouffer's a letter and demanding payment for my idea.

Don't bother. They suck. Stouffer's version that is.

Stouffers has cut its own throat by having being traded as a name brand for so
long between different conglomerate owners... any cachet they may have built up
with customers disappeared well over a decade ago. It is sort of the same way
Famous Amos cookies got raped, by some company wanting the name, to shovel
their cheap crap through the market.

That only works for so long, until you have tarnished the name you have bought.

GrapeApe

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Mar 12, 2003, 1:43:59 AM3/12/03
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>
>My ex-girlfriend claims to have independently derived the Pythagorean
>Theorem, before learning about it, at age 13 or something.

I use a short hand of it all the time the three by four by five version, as
typified by most TV sets for the past fifty years, which are measured
diagonally, so you 3/5ths the diagonal for the height and 4/5ths it for the
width. Just so happens to find the pythagoras thing too of course, one of the
examples with the easiest in the head math.

The frame such a tube is in is often as wide and as deep as the diagonal. At
least most I have seen the past 20 years try to offer the set as a cube.


Daniel A. Munz

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Mar 12, 2003, 1:59:35 AM3/12/03
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I wasn't aware "groovy" had gone OUT of vogue.

Now, GAP airs a commercial calling their new jeans line "the cat's pajamas,"
and I'll be impressed.

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Stephen Hawking


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GrapeApe

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Mar 12, 2003, 2:08:31 AM3/12/03
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>Now, GAP airs a commercial calling their new jeans line "the cat's pajamas,"
>and I'll be impressed.

Be aware of the cycle of post modernism -- parody>homage>mundane everyday.

(thats a concept I just thought up)

Lalbert1

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Mar 12, 2003, 2:09:20 AM3/12/03
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In article <b4mlta$21bq82$1...@ID-169007.news.dfncis.de>, "Daniel A. Munz"
<danie...@yale.edu> writes:

>I wasn't aware "groovy" had gone OUT of vogue.
>
>Now, GAP airs a commercial calling their new jeans line "the cat's pajamas,"
>and I'll be impressed.
>

They're the bees knees.

Les

Anthony Myers 22

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Mar 12, 2003, 2:40:22 AM3/12/03
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I got the idea for gumball machines that has the gum go down a twisty sldie
before you get it years before I started seeing them.

I also discovered Mayo in a squeeze bottle.

I made a discovery: It’s impossible to sing the theme to "The Jeffersons"
without walking like George Jefferson. I’m pretty sure I’m the first person
to notice this, but I’m not sure if it’s the kind of discovery you can get
grant money for.


Daniel A. Munz

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Mar 12, 2003, 2:57:25 AM3/12/03
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Just thought up, you say?

Laver's Law, from http://www.generationterrorists.com/quotes/1001f.html:
"The same dress can be known as "indecent" ten years before its time,
"daring" a year before its time. Then it becomes "chic" and in two or three
years, "dowdy." It is considered "hideous" twenty years later, "quaint" in
thirty years, and a hundred and a hundred and fifty years later it is
"beautiful.""

You just hit the last three cycles. Good call, though.

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Nick Spalding

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Mar 12, 2003, 3:54:16 AM3/12/03
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Amy Austin wrote, in <b4m98c$20ln7m$1...@ID-120985.news.dfncis.de>:

>
> I invented the all in one machine washer/dryer for lazy people like me who
> forget to move the wet laundry into the dryer, therefore causing mildew and
> increased laundry costs. We're actually buying one.
>
> http://www.epinions.com/hmgd-Large_Appliances-All-Washing_Machines-Combinati
> on
>
> I came up with this idea *years* ago, long before I ever heard of them being
> made in real life.

We bought one, a Bendix, in 1964. It wasn't very good at either task -
this seems to be a common problem with devices of any sort that try to do
everything.
--
Nick Spalding

Greg Goss

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Mar 12, 2003, 3:58:14 AM3/12/03
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Scott P <qui...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

For a while some people tried to label the "X" generation the
"slackers" as the opposite of a "boom". It never seemed to catch on,
though the gradual drift of "X" has now opened up an entire generation
ahead of it again.

(My personal definitions have boomers born up to 1960, Xers up to 72
or 75, and Nintendoes born since 75. We're almost due for yet another
name. There are clear differences between X and boomers, which is why
I place the cutoff a half decade earlier than many others do. Xers
don't remember what they were doing when Kennedy was shot. Four dead
in Ohio is just a song. I consider myself to be an "outlier X" born a
bit too early)

go go dog person

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Mar 12, 2003, 5:11:42 AM3/12/03
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"Mark Hanson" mark.h...@attbi.com writes:

>
>I thought up "procrastitution" in 1986, defined as wanting to become a
>hooker, but never actually getting around to it.

I just now came up with "prostitutition," which is selling your body to earn
money for school, apparently quite a common process from the e-mail I've been
getting.

Hmm, and there's "prosthetitute," which is a hooker with a wooden leg.

"Constitution," which linguistics would imply is the opposite of prostitution.

"Pasdedeution," which is paying a ballerina for sex."

"Substitution," which you can write your own joke for.

--
."Uh, you talking about me BF? Gosh!"

Kjetil Aavik

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Mar 12, 2003, 6:36:00 AM3/12/03
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go go dog person wrote:
> "Substitution," which you can write your own joke for.

It's when you're on a submarine, and you've been at sea for a long time,
and you need some money...

-Kjetil

artyw

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Mar 12, 2003, 7:22:17 AM3/12/03
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PAV...@EARTHLINK.NET (PAVELB1) wrote in message news:<3e6e68e7....@news.central.cox.net>...

I came up with the phrase "linguistic creationists" to describe those
who believe that language is fixed and that new words shouldn't exist.
Of course, as with many new forms of life in evolution, many new
words don't have a chance.

Three word review for "The General's Daughter(which takes place in
the south) It sucked, Y'all. (Is there a worse thriller to come out
in the last ten years? I asked this question in rec.arts.movies and
the only answer anybody came up with was 8mm. Well, that certainly is
a contestant.
I haven't seen Basic.

artyw

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Mar 12, 2003, 7:23:41 AM3/12/03
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Scott P <qui...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message news:<pr6t6vg63hl7p6brq...@4ax.com>...

> For a while there I honestly thought I had single-handedly caused the
> resurgence of the term "slacker" in the early 90s. When someone wasn't
> pulling their weight I would call them a slacker, as a reference to
> Mr. Strickland in Back to the Future and as far as I knew no one else
> was saying it. Then it seemed I heard it more and more until it was
> everywhere.
>
I came up with a good related term to describe a WIsconsite I knew
"The Green Bay Slacker"

Lesmond

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Mar 12, 2003, 8:33:38 AM3/12/03
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>Scott P <qui...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>For a while there I honestly thought I had single-handedly caused the
>resurgence of the term "slacker" in the early 90s. When someone wasn't
>pulling their weight I would call them a slacker, as a reference to
>Mr. Strickland in Back to the Future and as far as I knew no one else
>was saying it. Then it seemed I heard it more and more until it was
>everywhere.
>
>Come to think of it, there's no evidence I *didn't* start it, is
>there? :-)

Well, no, except that Richard Linklater's 1991 movie "Slacker" was pretty
popular.


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I'm hanging on to you as though eternity beckons
But it's clear that the match is rough.

Tank

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Mar 12, 2003, 8:46:08 AM3/12/03
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"PAVELB1" <PAV...@EARTHLINK.NET> wrote in message
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>
>
> At age 8, I thought I invented reincarnation.
>
> I once thought i came up with the idea of a bicycle that generates
> it's own power for a headlight.
>
> I thought i came up with the term RETROnica.
>
> I HAVE invented a word i can't find a Google reference to: SUCKuel
>
> As in "I thought 'Basic' was the SUCKuel to 'The Generals Daughter.'"
>
> All pay homage.
>
>

Whilst under the influence of "judgement enhancers" in the early 1980's,
a group of us developed the concept of the "snowman kit". You know,
eyes, nose, hat, ect., all bagged and ready to sell. What a fun idea.
Well, you can buy the damn things at K-Mart now.

--

Tank

Too little, too late.


David K. Wall

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Mar 12, 2003, 10:22:34 AM3/12/03
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Tank <alar...@hotmail.com> wrote on 12 Mar 2003:

> Whilst under the influence of "judgement enhancers" in the early
> 1980's, a group of us developed the concept of the "snowman kit".
> You know, eyes, nose, hat, ect., all bagged and ready to sell.
> What a fun idea. Well, you can buy the damn things at K-Mart now.

My dad made some little hooks to make it easier to hang Christmas tree
ornaments. You probably know the kind of ornaments I mean (if you're
USAnian, anyway), with just a loop at the top. They worked well, we
used them for years. About the time the last of them were disappearing
(xmas ornament gnomes nicking them, I guess), we started seeing a
similar product in stores. Inferior things, not as good as his -- but
they were cheap and they worked well enough.

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David K. Wall - use...@dwall.fastmail.fm
"Oook."

Andrew Gore

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Mar 12, 2003, 10:30:26 AM3/12/03
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On Tue, 11 Mar 2003 22:53:54 GMT, PAV...@EARTHLINK.NET (PAVELB1)
wrote:

>
>
>At age 8, I thought I invented reincarnation.
>
>I once thought i came up with the idea of a bicycle that generates
>it's own power for a headlight.
>
>I thought i came up with the term RETROnica.
>
>I HAVE invented a word i can't find a Google reference to: SUCKuel
>
>As in "I thought 'Basic' was the SUCKuel to 'The Generals Daughter.'"
>
>All pay homage.
>

That's nuthin'. My cousin Al thunk up the Internet.

artyw

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lot...@aol.comaol.com (Lots42 bomb vice president) wrote in message news:<20030311233024...@mb-fx.aol.com>...

> I was dissapointed when I saw someone had already patented my idea for a system
> that allows your keys to fit in your wallet.
>
> Then I realized what a goddamn stupid idea that was.

There are some people I know who should probably have their keys
surgically attached. It could make a great fashion item as well.

Marc Fleury

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I made a conscious effort to try to bring back the word "grodie"
(gross) about 3 years ago. I would say it all the time at work. My
coworkers started saying it as well (without really noticing). A
couple of them later reported to me that they had said it outside of
work, and others had made fun of them.

Now, we have some new 15-year-olds working there, and they say
"grodie" all the time. They claim to have been using that word
"forever".

I, of course, believe that it just spread to their circle of friends
over those 3 years. I have successfully revived that word in my town.
They, of course, don't believe me.

(You should be seeing it frequently on tv in another year or two.)


Meanwhile, my brother says he invented reversible baby clothes (blue
on one side, pink on the other). Which might be true, since I've never
seen such a thing in stores. But now's your opportunity to turn that
idea into a million bucks.

--
Marc.

Paul L. Madarasz

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Mar 12, 2003, 11:25:46 AM3/12/03
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On Tue, 11 Mar 2003 22:24:58 -0500, "Amy Austin" <glea...@purdue.edu>
wrote, perhaps among other things:

>
>I invented the all in one machine washer/dryer for lazy people like me who
>forget to move the wet laundry into the dryer, therefore causing mildew and
>increased laundry costs. We're actually buying one.
>
>http://www.epinions.com/hmgd-Large_Appliances-All-Washing_Machines-Combinati
>on
>
>I came up with this idea *years* ago, long before I ever heard of them being
>made in real life.
>

>I also put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop and the ram in the ramma
>lamma ding dong.
>

>L & k,
>Amy
>

I invented the word "the" quite a while ago, and it seems to have
caught on.
--
Paul L. Madarasz
Tucson, Baja Arizona
"How 'bout cuttin' that rebop?"
-- S. Kowalski

Boron Elgar

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Mar 12, 2003, 1:07:28 PM3/12/03
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On Wed, 12 Mar 2003 09:25:46 -0700, Paul L. Madarasz
<pl...@dakotacom.net> wrote:

>On Tue, 11 Mar 2003 22:24:58 -0500, "Amy Austin" <glea...@purdue.edu>
>wrote, perhaps among other things:
>
>>
>>I invented the all in one machine washer/dryer for lazy people like me who
>>forget to move the wet laundry into the dryer, therefore causing mildew and
>>increased laundry costs. We're actually buying one.
>>
>>http://www.epinions.com/hmgd-Large_Appliances-All-Washing_Machines-Combinati
>>on
>>
>>I came up with this idea *years* ago, long before I ever heard of them being
>>made in real life.
>>
>>I also put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop and the ram in the ramma
>>lamma ding dong.
>>
>>L & k,
>>Amy
>>
>
>I invented the word "the" quite a while ago, and it seems to have
>caught on.

I invented sex for fun. Before that is was pretty boring, I am told.

boron

Daniel A. Munz

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Mar 12, 2003, 1:44:39 PM3/12/03
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"Pastatution" - Selling your body in exchange for a nice Italian meal.
"Rastatution" - Selling your body for some mary jane.

--
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Web: http://www.thernf.com

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Stephen Hawking


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go go dog person

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Marc Fleury marcf...@sympatico.ca writes:

>I made a conscious effort to try to bring back the word "grodie"
>(gross) about 3 years ago.

I will help you with this if you agree to help me bring back catch phrases from
the TV shows of my youth, such as the aforementioned "up your nose with a
rubber hose" and "lookin' good!"

Roystonea

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Mar 12, 2003, 2:58:31 PM3/12/03
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> "Substitution," which you can write your own joke for.

Substituition is what you pay the substitute teacher for sex ed.

R

D.F. Manno

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Mar 12, 2003, 5:05:31 PM3/12/03
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In article <957t6v87fuirccrjg...@4ax.com>,
Andrew Gore <dic...@earthlink.net> wrote:

> That's nuthin'. My cousin Al thunk up the Internet.

Congratulations! That was the 1,000,000,000,000th lame "Al Gore
invented the Internet" joke. I dub thee Sir Andrew of Xerox.
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safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin)

Sean Houtman

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Mar 12, 2003, 5:46:28 PM3/12/03
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>Xers
>don't remember what they were doing when Kennedy was shot. Four dead
>in Ohio is just a song.

I was gestating. Four Dead in Ohio is a song about National Guardsmen shooting
some students in Ohio. So where am I?

Sean

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Mar 12, 2003, 5:52:54 PM3/12/03
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On 12 Mar 2003 18:50:02 GMT, mutigho...@aol.comawaaay (go go dog
person) wrote:

I appoint thee to come up with a catch phrase quiz.

Here's a hard one...show lasted like 2 1/2 seasons

"Handle it, handle it..!" But it was pronounced "handlit handlit."

Or "you want me to get that?"

N Jill Marsh

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On Wed, 12 Mar 2003 11:20:22 -0500, Marc Fleury
<marcf...@sympatico.ca>wrote:

>Meanwhile, my brother says he invented reversible baby clothes (blue
>on one side, pink on the other). Which might be true, since I've never
>seen such a thing in stores. But now's your opportunity to turn that
>idea into a million bucks.

The Best Beloved wore reversible clothes, and he hasn't been a
baby/toddler for quite some time. They were great, but tended to be
rather expensive, I only found them in a very few kids' clothing
lines.

nj"harlequin trousers"m

"It's all Blistex and terror and snob apparel
anymore if not for you."

Greg Goss

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seanh...@aol.comnose (Sean Houtman) wrote:

>>Xers
>>don't remember what they were doing when Kennedy was shot. Four dead
>>in Ohio is just a song.
>
>I was gestating. Four Dead in Ohio is a song about National Guardsmen shooting
>some students in Ohio. So where am I?

An early Nintendo? The nins have an awful lot in common with the
boomers. More than they do with the Xers.

(Note that the definition of X has drifted since it was introduced.
The name has drifted down-time enough that the generation I call the
Nintendos is called "X" by some, who are then seeking a new name for
the space freed up by movign the Xers.

Greg Goss

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Mar 12, 2003, 10:41:24 PM3/12/03
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N Jill Marsh <njm...@storm.ca> wrote:

>The Best Beloved wore reversible clothes, and he hasn't been a
>baby/toddler for quite some time. They were great, but tended to be
>rather expensive, I only found them in a very few kids' clothing
>lines.
>
>nj"harlequin trousers"m

Hmmm. now THAT'S an idea. Flip the harlequin outfit inside out, and
now the trousers are black on the LEFT leg. Of course Star Trek
Classic fans would like them. (grin)

Joe Shimkus

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Mar 12, 2003, 11:12:18 PM3/12/03
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In article <1cvv6vs20l1iuq7sl...@4ax.com>,
Greg Goss <go...@gossg.org> wrote:

Only if they're black on the RIGHT leg. Geez, you LEFTies; you'll be
the death of us all.


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Mar 12, 2003, 11:43:03 PM3/12/03
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D.F. Manno wrote:

> In article <957t6v87fuirccrjg...@4ax.com>,
> Andrew Gore <dic...@earthlink.net> wrote:

>> That's nuthin'. My cousin Al thunk up the Internet.

> Congratulations! That was the 1,000,000,000,000th lame "Al Gore
> invented the Internet" joke. I dub thee Sir Andrew of Xerox.

First one from a relative. That unlames it.

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Anthony Myers 22

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Mar 13, 2003, 2:10:34 AM3/13/03
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>
>
>There are some people I know who should probably have their keys
>surgically attached. It could make a great fashion item as well.

no thanks. the key to my car has been stuck in the ignition since july


Bill Kinkaid

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Mar 13, 2003, 10:59:44 AM3/13/03
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On Wed, 12 Mar 2003 11:20:22 -0500, Marc Fleury
<marcf...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>
>I made a conscious effort to try to bring back the word "grodie"
>(gross) about 3 years ago. I would say it all the time at work. My
>coworkers started saying it as well (without really noticing). A
>couple of them later reported to me that they had said it outside of
>work, and others had made fun of them.
>
>Now, we have some new 15-year-olds working there, and they say
>"grodie" all the time. They claim to have been using that word
>"forever".
>
>I, of course, believe that it just spread to their circle of friends
>over those 3 years. I have successfully revived that word in my town.
>They, of course, don't believe me.
>
>(You should be seeing it frequently on tv in another year or two.)
>
A while back I found myself using the word "bonesmoker", which I
hadn't heard for a decade or two, as a general epithet in my office.
It seems to have caught on, but may not be on tv for a while yet.

Bill in Vancouver

Margaret Kane

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"PAVELB1" <PAV...@EARTHLINK.NET> wrote in message
news:3e6fbb2a....@news.central.cox.net...

Oh god, my father loved that show. Sherriff.... southern...black
cop...wait...Carter Country?


Margaret


PAVELB1

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:28:39 PM3/13/03
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>> >
>>
>> I appoint thee to come up with a catch phrase quiz.
>>
>> Here's a hard one...show lasted like 2 1/2 seasons
>>
>> "Handle it, handle it..!" But it was pronounced "handlit handlit."
>
>Oh god, my father loved that show. Sherriff.... southern...black
>cop...wait...Carter Country?
>
>
>Margaret
>
>

You frigging rock. Well done.

Mr C

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Mar 13, 2003, 10:47:42 PM3/13/03
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"Kim" <flhno...@adelphia.net> wrote in message news:<oTxba.1056$cG1.3...@news1.news.adelphia.net>...
>
> Well, I was making "French Bread Pizza" *LONG* before they were available
> commercially. Only because I didn't own a pizza pan, and my kids liked
> pizza.
>
> I was rather pissed off when I first saw them in the grocery freezer. I
> considered writing Stouffer's a letter and demanding payment for my idea.
>
Long ago, my girlfriend was on a health kick, so, to paraphrase Samuel
L Jackson, that pretty much made me be on a health kick, and we were
eating granola bars. I made the comment that these would be almost
edible if you covered 'em in chocolate.

If she hadn't laughed, I would have made millions as inventor of the
Kudos Bar--though I wouldn't have named it that. When I saw them in
the store some years later, I was only mad at myself.


Mr C

Emanuel Brown

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Mar 14, 2003, 10:56:14 AM3/14/03
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On Thu, 13 Mar 2003 22:28:39 GMT, PAV...@EARTHLINK.NET (PAVELB1)
wrote:

That was the Mayor's catch-phrase. Favorite joke was in the pilot,
before the black cop arrived and all they had was his name. The
chief's cousin (Chester?) saw the last name was Washington and
proclaimed the new deputy was black.
"Why."
"The last *white* man named Washington was George."

I also got a kick out of the mayor being forced to sing "Always Be
Kind to Your Mama" during a fundraiser.
Emanuel
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Emanuel Brown

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On 13 Mar 2003 19:47:42 -0800, cams...@att.net (Mr C) wrote:
>If she hadn't laughed, I would have made millions as inventor of the
>Kudos Bar--though I wouldn't have named it that. When I saw them in
>the store some years later, I was only mad at myself.

You know, we always say that ("would have made millions") but in
this case I wonder - did the person with the idea make millions? I
just can't see someone getting millions for that.

Lots42 bomb vice president

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Mar 15, 2003, 10:01:49 AM3/15/03
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>From: art...@yahoo.com (artyw)

>Three word review for "The General's Daughter(which takes place in
>the south) It sucked, Y'all. (Is there a worse thriller to come out
>in the last ten years? I asked this question in rec.arts.movies and
>the only answer anybody came up with was 8mm.

8mm has Nicholas Cage in it. That automatically makes it better then 'General's
Daughter' but only by virtue of the fact Cage used actual acting talents in it.
Travolta declined to use any acting skills in his movie.


artyw

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lot...@aol.comaol.com (Lots42 bomb vice president) wrote in message news:<20030315100149...@mb-dd.aol.com>...

Did you like Face-off with Cage and Travolta? Maybe Travolta decided
to act in that one (Or maybe only when he was actually Cage with
Travolta's face).

Mr C

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Emanuel Brown <epbr...@att.net> wrote in message news:<0vu37vogdnb0lbpau...@4ax.com>...

> On 13 Mar 2003 19:47:42 -0800, cams...@att.net (Mr C) wrote:
> >If she hadn't laughed, I would have made millions as inventor of the
> >Kudos Bar--though I wouldn't have named it that. When I saw them in
> >the store some years later, I was only mad at myself.
>
> You know, we always say that ("would have made millions") but in
> this case I wonder - did the person with the idea make millions? I
> just can't see someone getting millions for that.
> Emanuel

You mean, of course, the *second* person with the idea. Millions of
Kudos bars, that's what I meant, yeah. But seriously, if it was a
food engineer at Nature Valley or Quaker Oats or wherever, there was
probably a nice bonus. If it was an outsider who sold the idea, I'm
sure it was a tidy lump sum, but not millions. To make millions, you
would want to trade the idea for a stake in the company.


Mr C

PAVELB1

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Mar 16, 2003, 5:04:58 AM3/16/03
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Face/Off is great.

Greg Goss

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Mar 16, 2003, 1:32:44 PM3/16/03
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Do you live in a small town? I can barely imagine such a sanguine
attitude towards this problem in a city.

Lots42 bomb vice president

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>From: Greg Goss go...@gossg.org

>>no thanks. the key to my car has been stuck in the ignition since july
>
>Do you live in a small town? I can barely imagine such a sanguine
>attitude towards this problem in a city.
>
>
>

Maybe it's a crappy secondary car and he doesn't want to deal with the
paperwork of disposing it.

Lots42 bomb vice president

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>From: PAV...@EARTHLINK.NET (PAVELB1)

>>Did you like Face-off with Cage and Travolta? Maybe Travolta decided
>>to act in that one (Or maybe only when he was actually Cage with
>>Travolta's face).
>
>Face/Off is great.
>
>

I agree. Don't know what's up with Travolta, turning his talen off and on like
that. Maybe the Scientology brainwashing just isn't as effective six months out
of the year, allowing his talent to get through.


Blinky the Shark

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Mar 16, 2003, 6:40:44 PM3/16/03
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Greg Goss wrote:

It's worse when it rains. The car's locked, so he can't get the top up.

Opus the Penguin

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lot...@aol.comaol.com (Lots42 bomb vice president) wrote:
> I agree. Don't know what's up with Travolta, turning his talen off
> and on like that. Maybe the Scientology brainwashing just isn't as
> effective six months out of the year, allowing his talent to get
> through.

I think Travolta, far more than most actors, needs a great director to
tell him what to do. Without that, he's lost.

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David J. Martin

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Mar 17, 2003, 11:06:07 AM3/17/03
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PAVELB1 wrote:
>
> At age 8, I thought I invented reincarnation.
>
> I once thought i came up with the idea of a bicycle that generates
> it's own power for a headlight.
>
> I thought i came up with the term RETROnica.
>
> I HAVE invented a word i can't find a Google reference to: SUCKuel
>
> As in "I thought 'Basic' was the SUCKuel to 'The Generals Daughter.'"
>
> All pay homage.

I firmly believe that I came up with "Illinoisances" to refer to people
from Illinois.

David

Rick B.

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Mar 17, 2003, 8:44:48 PM3/17/03
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Bill's post on Syria reminded me of one from high school--might
not have been me, might have been someone I knew, but anyway...

> "Ba'ath Party policy is an odd mix of Marxist and National
> Socialism."

In a word: Communazis!

Google returns 191 hits; an early one indicates that the term goes
back to WWII. Many of the others look like they might provide
hours of entertainment for conoisseurs of crackpots.

Robert Goodman

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Mar 18, 2003, 7:36:36 PM3/18/03
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"Rick B." <deep...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9341D3047...@198.99.146.12...

> Bill's post on Syria reminded me of one from high school--might
> not have been me, might have been someone I knew, but anyway...

> > "Ba'ath Party

Awright, Bath Party! Buy the bubbles! Oh, wait, never mind.

> > policy is an odd mix of Marxist and National Socialism."

> In a word: Communazis!

> Google returns 191 hits; an early one indicates that the term goes
> back to WWII.

You mean "Communazi"? Gary Greenberg attributed it to Walter Winchell,
but I wouldn't be surprised if it was someone else's 1st. Or do you
mean "Ba'ath"?

> Many of the others look like they might provide
> hours of entertainment for conoisseurs of crackpots.

In the vein of Communazi, try National Bolshevism. I just heard about
that on WFMU from a Dave Emory tape recorded in Oct. 2002.

Years ago Lyndon LaRouche (who's an interesting if slanted source for
history) explained that Gregor Strasser was a Nazi-Communist. National
Bolshevism, according to Dave Emory, was a movement that started in
Germany in the 1920s & picked up adherents in Russia, and indeed was an
effort to forge a bond between right wingers and Bolshevists and unite
Germany & Russia against the Anglo-Saxons.

Robert

Robert


Charles A Lieberman

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Mar 21, 2003, 9:46:51 AM3/21/03
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In article <3e6e68e7....@news.central.cox.net>,
PAV...@EARTHLINK.NET (PAVELB1) wrote:

> At age 8, I thought I invented reincarnation.
>
> I once thought i came up with the idea of a bicycle that generates
> it's own power for a headlight.

A camera that works by recording, say in a computer chip, light levels
and hues coming from all parts of the scene before it. Kinda like how a
digital camera works.

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