On May 21, 11:17 am, Tim <
notr...@someisp.net> wrote:
> Binny's roasting for confusing the Catholic
> Church's latest version of the immaculate
> conception myth for the virginal birth myth got me
> to thinking. Is it biologically possible that the
> baby Jesus could have been produced that way?
If God says so, yes... God is not bound by the rules God makes for us.
> Wouldn't he have had to have been a she or is it
> thought that God somehow slipped her a Y
> chromosome somehow?
Or, you know, maybe "parthenos" in attic greek didn't actually mean
virgin in the first place, and that it would be better translated as
'maiden' or 'unmarried woman'.
Think about who was writing this, and where they got their
information. Would the writers have even had this information?
Whence? Decades old gossip and scandal? Or did they piously
'enhance' Jesus' background to make him more mythical?
Matthew and Luke each has a geneology of Jesus. The geneologies are
different... There are explanations- one is actually through Mary,
someone was adopted and has different adopted and biological
geneologies, whatever.
Also possible- people who did not have the slightest fucking idea
simply made shit up. Matthew and Luke also disagree about other
details of Jesus' early life. As if they didn't actually know...
So, the pious version is virgin birth. A more 'practical'
interpretation would be that Mary and Joseph jumped the gun. Cynical
possibility- Joseph was not the only man Mary 'knew'. She either had
an affair with or was raped by an unknown person (in re Panther/
Pantera/Pandera).
BUT, get this, Joseph's father had the surname 'Panther', which Jesus
could have referred to by. 'Son of...' does not have to be taken with
perfect literalness. It could also mean 'male descendent of...'. But
the guy who wrote this was writing centuries later. How would he
know? On the other hand, the documents that refer to Panther/Pantera/
Pandera may have been referring to someone else altogether, not Jesus.
There is a great deal or writing, speculation, gossip and slander on
the subject, almost all of it written centuries later by people with
specific axes to grind. This is without the problem of copiest's
errors and 'corrections' in the documents we do have. Is this one
person referred to twice, or two different people? Are these two
names two people or different spellings of one person's name?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genealogy_of_Jesus
Covers the basics.