The only problem is I have the worst gas. Worse than usual. I haven't
even been eating that much. I can feel my colon bloating up like a
dead animal on the side of the road and that's almost what it smells
like in here. It's like a separate sickness all in it's own. It
especially sucks when I am at work. Could it be that the cough drops
are causing the gas?
The non-digestible sugar substitutes in sugar-free products can cause
flatulence, yes.
V.
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Veronique Chez Sheep
That may be part of it but some of it is caused by the fact that you are
swallowing a lot of air as you suck on the cough drop.
And is used, IIRC, as a baby laxative. (Mannitol? Sorbitol?)
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Fukitol?
Neal
Poopitol.
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what the inventors of the phrase had in mind.
lol
And of course I finally bother to look at the package today. "Excess
consumption may have a laxative effect." Today was a total nightmare.
Good thing hardly anyone came in the office today and the boss was off
hiding somewhere. Coughing is just too painful and disruptive and as
much as I love cough syrup I really didn't want to go that far.
But the intenstinal discomfort faded not long after I took the last
one.
> And of course I finally bother to look at the package today. "Excess
> consumption may have a laxative effect." Today was a total nightmare.
When you have a cough is really not the best time to have diarrhea.
(I've still to figure out exactly when /is/ the best time to have
diarrhea.)
> Fukitol?
So a coworker/friend forwarded you that email as well?
>(I've still to figure out exactly when /is/ the best time to have
>diarrhea.)
When you're trying to make weight, it's usually not unwelcome. Which
is probably the best I can say about an episode of diarrhoea.
nj"no longer watches the kgs"m
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Neal
This one?
http://home.comcast.net/~jwisnia18/temp/fuckitol.jpg
Jeff
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The speed of light is 1.8*10^12 furlongs per fortnight.
Time to clean my bifocals - the first quote scanned as "Excess
constipation can have a laxative effect".
> When you have a cough is really not the best time to have diarrhea.
> (I've still to figure out exactly when /is/ the best time to have
> diarrhea.)
>
When the wife wants you to accompany her to the ballet.
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