On Nov 29, 11:48 am, Opus the Penguin <opusthepenguin
The Tupperware Song
http://www.davebarry.com/audio/Tupperware%20Blues.mp3
Some folks use waxed paper
Some folks use the Reynolds Wrap
Some folks use the plastic Baggie
To try to cover up the gap
You can use most anything
To keep your goodies from the air
But nothing works as well
As that good old Tupperware
(CHORUS)
`Cause it`s here
Whooaaa
Take a look at what we got
If you don`t try some and buy some
Don`t blame me when your turnips rot.
It has two more verses, covering other important Tupperware themes.
Verse Two stresses the importance of ``burping`` the air out of your
container to make sure your lid seals securely, and Verse Three points
out that you can make money by holding a Tupperware party in your home.