> Now, when you order The Hairloss Solution® for $15 you'll get two valuable
> extras, a $20 value, absolutely free
> You'll receive the pamphlets:
>
> 1) "The Buddy System...a Good Friend May Help"
> * How self-plucking is different than removing a buddy's body hair.
> * Is the Buddy System gay?
> * The Buddy System and the lemon party
> -->and so much more
>
> 2) Lemon Party Basics
> * Is there a minimum age?
> * Lemon party etiquette
> * Nursing home party issues
> -->and so much more
>
Ernie
>
> Hi, I'm Harry the Hairy One. I'm the mascot for The Hairloss Solution®.
> I'm the hairiest "1" you'll ever meet:
>
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Geez, Ernie, I'd be a sucker not to buy your product. Curtis