Oh so fuckable porkchops!
Lori
>In alt.fan.tom-servo porc...@unagi.cybernothing.org wrote:
>> Sloppy Joe, The Meat King <wu...@webtv.net> wrote:
>
>>> On Thu, Nov 2, 2000, at 1:39pm Ellie Dee <dogm...@britney-spears.com>
>>> unfurled a finely weathered parchment and made the following decree unto
>>> mine royal ears:
>
>>>>What makes them as such?
>
>>> Haven't you ever wanted to seduce Porky Pig while simultaneously
>>> munching on his chops?
>
>> Porco craves to seduce Miss Piggy. She is Porco's true missing chop, for
>> she was fashioned out of a rib from Porco.
>
>Ok. I. HAVE. HAD. ENOUGH. First you say that Sergey is better looking
>than me.
Well, he's right. Sorry, but it's true. Hey, what can I say, bald chyks
just aren't my thing. :)
>Fine. I could overlook that. Then you start talking about foot
>fetishes in a Skiffy show, I wasn't happy, but I married you for better or
>for worse.
Heh, that's more exciting than litening to your hubby drone on and on about
working at a landfill all day. Trust me. :)
>BUT. IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SIT BY WHILE YOU TALK ABOUT MISS *PIGGY*
>BEING YOUR OTHER HALF, YOU HAVE ANOTHER THINK COMING, MISTER!!!!
>
>I'll throw you over for Scuzz, and then where will you be, huh? Answer me
>that, Senor Porco, with the gay homosexual porcine foot fetish.
Ooh, this is gettin' good... I'm not changing the channel.
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Lori
Funnee quote of the week:
"I've been an intellectual Samurai all my life fighting the forces of evil
(communism, bureacracy, etc.) with a sharp tongue and an even sharper pen."
-- SANDRAMEND, AKA WrldlyWt in <20001103153051...@ng-cv1.aol.com>
Jaime M De Castellvi
: thew...@unagi.cybernothing.org wrote:
:>Ok. I. HAVE. HAD. ENOUGH. First you say that Sergey is better looking
:>than me.
: Well, he's right. Sorry, but it's true. Hey, what can I say, bald chyks
: just aren't my thing. :)
In the interest of strict accuracy, she no longer looks like a Buddhist
bonzo, but is getting to increasingly resemble a Renaissance page without
the wig. Or one hell of a sexy tomboy (why is it that tomboys, when they
grow up, often turn out to be the most attractive and interesting women
in town?).
Cheers,
Jaime
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