Threaten someone online and expect to hear from the FBI
Lori
Dammit <lisa...@home.com> wrote:
>wrld...@aol.comnojunk (Sandra Mendoza) wrote:
>
>>>Brad tvres asked:
>
>>>>SANDRAMEND wrote:
>
>>>>The Cops and the Feds have no sense of humor when it comes to people
>like me baiting others with my self-involved obnoxiousness into
>>>>threatening others on line -- even in jest.
>>>>
>>>I must have missed something - is there a point to this post? How is this
>>>TV related?
>>
>>The ngs dominated by film fascists are incivil and rude and sometimes fall
>into a rut, so I have to "encourage" the legitamate contempt (often
>voiced as irony or SA-Tire, two concepts I have yet to master) which
>other posters have towards me to escalate to something I can twist
>>into threats of violence. I mocked someone's poor grammar. From his writing, I
>assumed that he had about 85 I.Q. points on me, so for consolation, I
>>imagined an obese 12 year old propellerhead. Cronan turned out to be tall,
>virile, not at all the sort who would look twice at my skanky ass...
>>muscular, black, employed and willing to jump on a plane and bash any one of
>the self-important fantasizings of limited banana like myself or
>>his many online enemies.
>>
>>Cronan: Please. In fact make it your lifes goal to filter me. I, OTOH, will
>>hunt you down, stomp on your head while eating your entrails with fava beans
>>and nice a Sprite.
>>
>>His ISP booted him after I sent them this. C got into other online fights and
>still, 12 months after his ***death***, remains painfully in memory of
>those he soundly bitchslaped, after they concluded he was easy game,
>having
>>had trouble with other ISP's.
>>
>>He hounded me and ruined a thread we had going on Thomas Jefferson.
>And he ate my graham crackers, and dipped my hair in the oil well, and
>mADe Fun oF mY bOObieS!!!
>>
>>Finally, I called the cops in my town who agreed he sounded dangerous but were
>even more concerned about contradicting me in my fragile state of
>mind, and so were
>>clueless as to what to do.
>>
>>Cronan's trailer trash, obnoxious, foul-mouthed, Goth culture, on line pals
>of various walks of life, older and younger (for Cronan attracted an
>ecletic group of minds - compared to my virtually friendless self)
>>took objection to something I said, flocked to this ng and made my life
>generally worthwhile by giving me something to bitch and whine over -
>normally I'm
>>generally miserable.
>.....and then, to my orgasmic, paranoid glee,
>>Sergey Bukhman took it a step further:
>>`
>><< I'd be happy to come over there and kick the living shit out of you... Being
>>a trained Israeli commando...No fair using cops, though! I'd have to kill a few
>>of them to get toyou... I'D JUST BOMB HER HOUSE USING THE REMODELED CESSNA
>>AIRPLANE I OWN!!! TNT MAKES A HELL OF A RACKET ALSO, I HAVE AN OLD KAZAHSTANI
>>NUKE IN MY BASEMENT, SOI'D EVACUATE THE TOWN SHE LIVES IN!!! HE HE HO HO!!
>>(this was last Christmas)
>>
>>I called a lady cop I'd heard was terrific. She had me print out Sergey's
>biorhythms and numerology report, which kept me off of her back for
>awhile, and finally in frustration and the hope of making it someone
>else's problem, she recorded my
>>diatribe and took it to an FBI guy. The FBI was busy with possible Millenium
>office parties and keeping the supply room stocked with paperclips, as
>well as the usual
>>hackers and weirdos,
>such as myself, who call to complain that psychic alien online nemesi
>have found a way through their protective tinfoil hats
>> so I suggested the investigation be dropped.
>I'm just a swell gal that way, and besides, just then I had to go in
>and have my meds adjusted.
>>
>>I posted this here to give fair warning to those who like to threaten and stalk
>others. Why aren't You PaYing AttenTION to MEEEEEEE??? I'm as good
>as any of the
>>others. Los Federales won't think your threats a joke.
>I like to call them Los Federales, I have a thing for Jimmy Smits and
>that Julia Roberts'es boyfriend, so please give me some excuse to go
>crying off to some dreamy hispanolic detective again.
>Plllllleeeeeeeessssseeeeee.
>
>****
>oooo, happy Daze are here again. Sergey Come Home!
>
>(Sergey's right in the thick of Israeli military activity these days,
>Sandy, between waiting tables and chatting up girls,
Don't forget the martial arts training! Two more levels on his yellow belt
recently. Woohoo!
>so I'd keep that
>double-ply radioactive-resistant underwear handy, and your
>anti-arsenal radar on high alert! Beep! Beep! Peep!)
>
>LisaB
I second this peep.
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Lori