Camden final reminder
smudge
was some interest in joining the fray.
Not much to say except this Saturday, 30th January, is Camden meet day.
Details and a map can be found at the address below.
I think it is likely that we will move from the Firkin to Dingwalls
(behind the building opposite the Firkin) at approx 3:30. Please look
at the map given so that you will know where we are.
If anyone wants my mobile number in case they cannot find us etc then
email me.
--
Smudge
nobody
Is that Camden in Sydney, Australia or another Camden (Such as Camden
Tahhhnnn as Suggs might say)?
smudge
>
>
>Is that Camden in Sydney, Australia or another Camden (Such as Camden
>Tahhhnnn as Suggs might say)?
The latter, old bean.
--
Smudge
Stuart Rogers
Perhaps it should be Camden in Sydney after all. At least we can
then expect better weather.
Stuart.
ANNA Warman
<stuart...@spamfree.as.free.as.the.wind.blows.clara.co.uk> put
digits to keyboard and typed:
Well, it was a bit parky as I emerged from Camden Town Stn (somewhat
later than I'd originally planned). Smudge was there to meet me and
guide me to the venue where I fully expected to see Sarah and hand
over a book of hers I needed to return. According to Smudge she was
there when he left to meet me but she'd gone when I got there.
So I've still got the book.
<sigh>
It was a nice evening out, and nice to see everyone again.
Smudge is now setting up the 1999 Tring Meet for Sept/Oct which is a
"bring a musical instrument 'cos we're gonna do some jamming" meet.
I may give that one a miss....
ANNA, quiet life girl
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Stuart Rogers
>"Stuart Rogers"
><stuart...@spamfree.as.free.as.the.wind.blows.clara.co.uk> put
>digits to keyboard and typed:
>
[<On the subject of the Camden Alue Meet....>]
>
>It was a nice evening out, and nice to see everyone again.
>
>Smudge is now setting up the 1999 Tring Meet for Sept/Oct which is a
>"bring a musical instrument 'cos we're gonna do some jamming" meet.
>
>I may give that one a miss....
That could be a very good idea---I've just acquired a didgeridoo, but
not any musical ability to go with it.
Stuart, currently listening to Laurie Anderson's Big Science.
nobody
To practice cyclic breathing (which you need to be able to do to play
the didj.) blow through a straw into a glass of water, by pushing air
out of you cheeks (not you arse cheeks), whilst breathing in through
your nose, keeping a constant stream of bubbles, until you can do it for
5 mins non-stop.
That is what I was told. I tried. It's too hard. Buy a CD and mime.
Calum Benson
Stuart Rogers wrote in message ...
>Perhaps it should be Camden in Sydney after all. At least we can
>then expect better weather.
Actually, it's been pretty much pissing it down in Sydney since Christmas.
(The air fare would probably be cheaper than getting from here to Camden on
public transport, though.)
Slainte,
Calum.
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Stuart Rogers
<918594529.4091.0...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>
>Stuart Rogers wrote in message ...
>>Perhaps it should be Camden in Sydney after all. At least we can
>>then expect better weather.
>
>Actually, it's been pretty much pissing it down in Sydney since Christmas.
Given that I was sweeping snow off my car this morning, I would happily
put up with a little Australian rain. It may be wet, but it's warmer.
>(The air fare would probably be cheaper than getting from here to Camden on
>public transport, though.)
National Express from Bristol to London is pretty cheap. That said,
the bus from BS32 to the bus station would probably double your costs.
Then there's the Tube fare in London. Yep, you're right. Cheaper to Oz.
>Slainte,
>Calum.
>
>øĪ°`°Īø,ļļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļŧŦļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļ
Stuart, never before having suffered sea-sickness at the sight of a sig.
nobody
>
> Stuart Rogers wrote in message ...
> >Perhaps it should be Camden in Sydney after all. At least we can
> >then expect better weather.
>
> Actually, it's been pretty much pissing it down in Sydney since Christmas.
Oh, we've had a few nice days but yeah, it's not good anywhere on the
east coast at the moment (Mary River at Gympie, N. Queensland has risen
21m over past couple of days).
>
> (The air fare would probably be cheaper than getting from here to Camden on
> public transport, though.)
>
> Slainte,
> Calum.
>
> --
> øĪ°`°Īø,ļļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļŧŦļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļ
>
Vibrating Bum-Faced Goats
: Calum Benson wrote in message
: <918594529.4091.0...@news.demon.co.uk>...
: >
: >Stuart Rogers wrote in message ...
: >>Perhaps it should be Camden in Sydney after all. At least we can
: >>then expect better weather.
: >
: >Actually, it's been pretty much pissing it down in Sydney since Christmas.
: Given that I was sweeping snow off my car this morning, I would happily
: put up with a little Australian rain. It may be wet, but it's warmer.
If you're going to do that could you wait until the Aussie RL season
starts in March?
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kse...@earthlink.net
<stuart...@spamfree.as.free.as.the.wind.blows.clara.co.uk> wrote:
>Calum Benson wrote in message
><918594529.4091.0...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>
>>Stuart Rogers wrote in message ...
>>>Perhaps it should be Camden in Sydney after all. At least we can
>>>then expect better weather.
>>
>>Actually, it's been pretty much pissing it down in Sydney since Christmas.
>Given that I was sweeping snow off my car this morning, I would happily
>put up with a little Australian rain. It may be wet, but it's warmer.
>>(The air fare would probably be cheaper than getting from here to Camden on
>>public transport, though.)
>National Express from Bristol to London is pretty cheap. That said,
>the bus from BS32 to the bus station would probably double your costs.
>Then there's the Tube fare in London. Yep, you're right. Cheaper to Oz.
Especially if you take Garunda (sp) airlines.
>>Slainte,
>>Calum.
>>
>>øĪ°`°Īø,ļļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļŧŦļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļ
>Stuart, never before having suffered sea-sickness at the sight of a sig.
It does that to me, too.
KS
Ken Butler
> Given that I was sweeping snow off my car this morning, I would happily
> put up with a little Australian rain. It may be wet, but it's warmer.
As they say in Vancouver (usually as it's raining for the seventeenth
consecutive day): "You don't have to shovel rain".
My walk to work is at the mercy of shovellers. Most of it is past a
hospital or across campus, and this is kept clear by cute little
snowploughs that are exactly 1 sidewalk wide. The rest comes down to
the people who live beside it; the owners of one house apparently
thought it would be a neat idea to shovel everything but the last half
inch of snow, so that when it freezes, you get an instant skating
rink, whether you want one or not.
> >øĪ°`°Īø,ļļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļŧŦļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļļ,øĪ°`°Īø,ļ
>
> Stuart, never before having suffered sea-sickness at the sight of a sig.
It occurs to me that the Norwegian ø really should be struck through
the other way on the downward side of the wave, for the purposes of
symmetry and all that.
Ken, who should probably be struck through himself.
--
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** Tants caps, tants barrets. **
A B Magee
wrote:
>My walk to work is at the mercy of shovellers. Most of it is past a
>hospital or across campus, and this is kept clear by cute little
>snowploughs that are exactly 1 sidewalk wide.
I love those and I want one. Or one of the cute little snowblowers
that are exactly 1 sidewalk wide.
Anne
Nantko Schanssema
>Especially if you take Garunda (sp) airlines.
Garuda
Formally: Garuda Indonsia.
Selamat jalan,
Nantko
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Calum Benson wrote in message
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>
>>Perhaps it should be Camden in Sydney after all. At least we can
>>then expect better weather.
>
>Actually, it's been pretty much pissing it down in Sydney since Christmas.
<grin> Not a prob, then all the non-Australians could come over here
floating on inflated inner-tubes. Perhaps they could erect handkerchiefs as
sails and power them with hand-held battery-powered fans?
_
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Ken Butler
> Selamat jalan,
Selamat tinggal.
Ken, off to bed.
Ken Butler
I saw a couple of them today (rather forlornly sitting out of action,
since it was raining). They seem to have metal cages around the
driver's seat. I presume this is to offer protection to anyone who
wants to indulge in a bit of nude snowploughing.
A B Magee
wrote:
>A B Magee wrote:
>> On Thu, 11 Feb 1999 04:08:56 GMT, but...@mscs.dal.ca (Ken Butler)
>> wrote:
>> >My walk to work is at the mercy of shovellers. Most of it is past a
>> >hospital or across campus, and this is kept clear by cute little
>> >snowploughs that are exactly 1 sidewalk wide.
>> I love those and I want one. Or one of the cute little snowblowers
>> that are exactly 1 sidewalk wide.
>I saw a couple of them today (rather forlornly sitting out of action,
>since it was raining). They seem to have metal cages around the
>driver's seat. I presume this is to offer protection to anyone who
>wants to indulge in a bit of nude snowploughing.
I think I'd want a spot of double-glazing and some central heating.
BTW, where's Michael? This is the second reference this week to nude
heavy-equipment-operating and he hasn't let out a peep.
Anne
Alan Brand
A B Magee
wrote:
>A B Magee wrote:
>> BTW, where's Michael? This is the second reference this week to nude
>> heavy-equipment-operating and he hasn't let out a peep.
>Is that a fart joke?
Surely a manly man like Michael is more of a rolling-thunderer than a
peeper?
Anne
Alan Brand
Carol
Ken Butler wrote:
> I saw a couple of them today (rather forlornly sitting out of action,
> since it was raining). They seem to have metal cages around the
> driver's seat. I presume this is to offer protection to anyone who
> wants to indulge in a bit of nude snowploughing.
I wonder if Spooner's J.D. has such a metal cage and if so does his body
turn into "OP-ART" in hot Southern Cal sun?
--
Carol http://www.carols-art.com/
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."- Groucho Marx
A B Magee
wrote:
>Ken Butler wrote:
>> I saw a couple of them today (rather forlornly sitting out of action,
>> since it was raining). They seem to have metal cages around the
>> driver's seat. I presume this is to offer protection to anyone who
>> wants to indulge in a bit of nude snowploughing.
>I wonder if Spooner's J.D. has such a metal cage and if so does his body
>turn into "OP-ART" in hot Southern Cal sun?
I think it's time to ask for more pictures.
Anne, who hasn't heard the expression "op art" in years
Carol
And knowing Michael he would be reluctant to pose for such pictures........
> Anne, who hasn't heard the expression "op art" in years
But the world hasn't seen Spooner on J.D. tractor either.
Michael Spooner
>
>
>Ken Butler wrote:
>
>> I saw a couple of them today (rather forlornly sitting out of action,
>> since it was raining). They seem to have metal cages around the
>> driver's seat. I presume this is to offer protection to anyone who
>> wants to indulge in a bit of nude snowploughing.
>
>I wonder if Spooner's J.D. has such a metal cage and if so does his body
>turn into "OP-ART" in hot Southern Cal sun?
Nope, no metal cage and were the JD to roll over on me, my body would
immediately become an art medium.
Finger paint springs to mind.
Michael, being part of the land takes on new meaning boy.
Michael Spooner
>On Tue, 16 Feb 1999 22:14:06 -0800, Carol <art...@carols-art.com>
>wrote:
>
>
>>Ken Butler wrote:
>
>>> I saw a couple of them today (rather forlornly sitting out of action,
>>> since it was raining). They seem to have metal cages around the
>>> driver's seat. I presume this is to offer protection to anyone who
>>> wants to indulge in a bit of nude snowploughing.
>
>>I wonder if Spooner's J.D. has such a metal cage and if so does his body
>>turn into "OP-ART" in hot Southern Cal sun?
>
>I think it's time to ask for more pictures.
Before or after the roll-over?
Michael, who reckons that since the big buildup courtesy Carol the hat will
no longer fit.
Michael Spooner
>
>
>A B Magee wrote:
>>
>> On Tue, 16 Feb 1999 22:14:06 -0800, Carol <art...@carols-art.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Ken Butler wrote:
>>
>> >> I saw a couple of them today (rather forlornly sitting out of action,
>> >> since it was raining). They seem to have metal cages around the
>> >> driver's seat. I presume this is to offer protection to anyone who
>> >> wants to indulge in a bit of nude snowploughing.
>>
>> >I wonder if Spooner's J.D. has such a metal cage and if so does his body
>> >turn into "OP-ART" in hot Southern Cal sun?
>>
>> I think it's time to ask for more pictures.
>
>And knowing Michael he would be reluctant to pose for such pictures........
>
>> Anne, who hasn't heard the expression "op art" in years
>
>But the world hasn't seen Spooner on J.D. tractor either.
Very soon it will be time to give the JD it's spring tune up, oil change
and this year a fresh coat of green and yellow JD paint.
Michael, an only occasional JD driver.
Carol
Michael Spooner wrote:
>
> On Tue, 16 Feb 1999 22:14:06 -0800, Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >Ken Butler wrote:
> >
> >> I saw a couple of them today (rather forlornly sitting out of action,
> >> since it was raining). They seem to have metal cages around the
> >> driver's seat. I presume this is to offer protection to anyone who
> >> wants to indulge in a bit of nude snowploughing.
> >
> >I wonder if Spooner's J.D. has such a metal cage and if so does his body
> >turn into "OP-ART" in hot Southern Cal sun?
>
> Nope, no metal cage and were the JD to roll over on me, my body would
> immediately become an art medium.
>
> Finger paint springs to mind.
>
> Michael, being part of the land takes on new meaning boy.
Oh ick! How gross Mr. Spooner!
Carol
Michael Spooner wrote:
>
> On Wed, 17 Feb 1999 15:09:58 -0800, Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >Michael Spooner wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 16 Feb 1999 22:14:06 -0800, Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >Ken Butler wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> I saw a couple of them today (rather forlornly sitting out of action,
> >> >> since it was raining). They seem to have metal cages around the
> >> >> driver's seat. I presume this is to offer protection to anyone who
> >> >> wants to indulge in a bit of nude snowploughing.
> >> >
> >> >I wonder if Spooner's J.D. has such a metal cage and if so does his body
> >> >turn into "OP-ART" in hot Southern Cal sun?
> >>
> >> Nope, no metal cage and were the JD to roll over on me, my body would
> >> immediately become an art medium.
> >>
> >> Finger paint springs to mind.
> >>
> >> Michael, being part of the land takes on new meaning boy.
> >
> >Oh ick! How gross Mr. Spooner!
>
> Why thank you, how pleased I am at you comment.
>
> Michael, all part of a days works at the office of the DGO.
(...give me a break!)
Spooner, holds regular office hours too...every eighth Wednesday and with
good reason too. I hear the EPA want to give him sanctions for riding all
over the S.D. beach front on his J.D. but they couldn't catch him. He's
quick that guy.
Carol
Ken Butler wrote:
>
> Michael Spooner wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 16 Feb 1999 22:14:06 -0800, Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>
> > >I wonder if Spooner's J.D. has such a metal cage and if so does his body
> > >turn into "OP-ART" in hot Southern Cal sun?
> >
> > Nope, no metal cage and were the JD to roll over on me, my body would
> > immediately become an art medium.
>
> "My body would immediately become an art medium". What a wonderful
> turn of phrase.
>
> Ken, who can't quite imagine Michael ever becoming something you
> squeeze out of a tube.
Sounds like he at least intends to qualify for a "DGO land sculpture
award"... in the contemporary sense (smeared like finger paint) and on the
magnitude of Mt. Rushmore... but with more chin then Washington of course.
Michael Spooner
>
>
>Michael Spooner wrote:
>>
>> On Tue, 16 Feb 1999 22:14:06 -0800, Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >Ken Butler wrote:
>> >
>> >> I saw a couple of them today (rather forlornly sitting out of action,
>> >> since it was raining). They seem to have metal cages around the
>> >> driver's seat. I presume this is to offer protection to anyone who
>> >> wants to indulge in a bit of nude snowploughing.
>> >
>> >I wonder if Spooner's J.D. has such a metal cage and if so does his body
>> >turn into "OP-ART" in hot Southern Cal sun?
>>
>> Nope, no metal cage and were the JD to roll over on me, my body would
>> immediately become an art medium.
>>
Michael Spooner
>On Sat, 13 Feb 1999 07:04:24 GMT, but...@mscs.dal.ca (Ken Butler)
>wrote:
>
>>A B Magee wrote:
>
>>> On Thu, 11 Feb 1999 04:08:56 GMT, but...@mscs.dal.ca (Ken Butler)
>>> wrote:
>
>>> >My walk to work is at the mercy of shovellers. Most of it is past a
>>> >hospital or across campus, and this is kept clear by cute little
>>> >snowploughs that are exactly 1 sidewalk wide.
>
>>> I love those and I want one. Or one of the cute little snowblowers
>>> that are exactly 1 sidewalk wide.
>
>>I saw a couple of them today (rather forlornly sitting out of action,
>>since it was raining). They seem to have metal cages around the
>>driver's seat. I presume this is to offer protection to anyone who
>>wants to indulge in a bit of nude snowploughing.
>
>I think I'd want a spot of double-glazing and some central heating.
>
>BTW, where's Michael? This is the second reference this week to nude
>heavy-equipment-operating and he hasn't let out a peep.
Peep!
Michael Spooner
>A B Magee wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 13 Feb 1999 07:04:24 GMT, but...@mscs.dal.ca (Ken Butler)
>> wrote:
>>
>> >A B Magee wrote:
>>
>> >> On Thu, 11 Feb 1999 04:08:56 GMT, but...@mscs.dal.ca (Ken Butler)
>> >> wrote:
>>
>> >> >My walk to work is at the mercy of shovellers. Most of it is past a
>> >> >hospital or across campus, and this is kept clear by cute little
>> >> >snowploughs that are exactly 1 sidewalk wide.
>>
>> >> I love those and I want one. Or one of the cute little snowblowers
>> >> that are exactly 1 sidewalk wide.
>>
>> >I saw a couple of them today (rather forlornly sitting out of action,
>> >since it was raining). They seem to have metal cages around the
>> >driver's seat. I presume this is to offer protection to anyone who
>> >wants to indulge in a bit of nude snowploughing.
>>
>> I think I'd want a spot of double-glazing and some central heating.
>>
>> BTW, where's Michael? This is the second reference this week to nude
>> heavy-equipment-operating and he hasn't let out a peep.
>
>Is that a fart joke?
No, I never peep, but rather I insist on tooting instead.
Michael, lover of the musical fruit.
Michael Spooner
>Surely a manly man like Michael is more of a rolling-thunderer than a
>peeper?
It that massive streak of lighting that precedes the rolling-thunder that's
really fearsome.
Michael, electrical boy.
Michael Spooner
>
>
>Michael Spooner wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 17 Feb 1999 15:09:58 -0800, Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >Michael Spooner wrote:
>> >>
>> >> On Tue, 16 Feb 1999 22:14:06 -0800, Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >Ken Butler wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> I saw a couple of them today (rather forlornly sitting out of action,
>> >> >> since it was raining). They seem to have metal cages around the
>> >> >> driver's seat. I presume this is to offer protection to anyone who
>> >> >> wants to indulge in a bit of nude snowploughing.
>> >> >
>> >> >I wonder if Spooner's J.D. has such a metal cage and if so does his body
>> >> >turn into "OP-ART" in hot Southern Cal sun?
>> >>
>> >> Nope, no metal cage and were the JD to roll over on me, my body would
>> >> immediately become an art medium.
>> >>
>> >> Finger paint springs to mind.
>> >>
>> >> Michael, being part of the land takes on new meaning boy.
>> >
>> >Oh ick! How gross Mr. Spooner!
>>
>> Why thank you, how pleased I am at you comment.
>>
>> Michael, all part of a days works at the office of the DGO.
>
>(...give me a break!)
>
>Spooner, holds regular office hours too...every eighth Wednesday and with
>good reason too. I hear the EPA want to give him sanctions for riding all
>over the S.D. beach front on his J.D. but they couldn't catch him. He's
>quick that guy.
Otay Carol, you get an "A" for changing the subject.
Did you learn that from me?
Michael, taking his lunch or walking to work.
Ken Butler
> On Tue, 16 Feb 1999 22:14:06 -0800, Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
> >I wonder if Spooner's J.D. has such a metal cage and if so does his body
> >turn into "OP-ART" in hot Southern Cal sun?
>
> Nope, no metal cage and were the JD to roll over on me, my body would
> immediately become an art medium.
"My body would immediately become an art medium". What a wonderful
turn of phrase.
Ken, who can't quite imagine Michael ever becoming something you
squeeze out of a tube.
--
Michael Spooner
>Michael Spooner wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 16 Feb 1999 22:14:06 -0800, Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>
>> >I wonder if Spooner's J.D. has such a metal cage and if so does his body
>> >turn into "OP-ART" in hot Southern Cal sun?
>>
>> Nope, no metal cage and were the JD to roll over on me, my body would
>> immediately become an art medium.
>
>"My body would immediately become an art medium". What a wonderful
>turn of phrase.
>
>Ken, who can't quite imagine Michael ever becoming something you
>squeeze out of a tube.
Ha! Hyperbole is my friend.
While I'm not particularly willing to put myself to the test, suffice it
to say that I have every confidence that my body would suffer a serious
loss of structural integrity were I to become JD road kill.
Michael, a grease spot on the muddy road of life.
Michael Spooner
>
>
>Ken Butler wrote:
>>
>> Michael Spooner wrote:
>>
>> > On Tue, 16 Feb 1999 22:14:06 -0800, Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>>
>> > >I wonder if Spooner's J.D. has such a metal cage and if so does his body
>> > >turn into "OP-ART" in hot Southern Cal sun?
>> >
>> > Nope, no metal cage and were the JD to roll over on me, my body would
>> > immediately become an art medium.
>>
>> "My body would immediately become an art medium". What a wonderful
>> turn of phrase.
>>
>> Ken, who can't quite imagine Michael ever becoming something you
>> squeeze out of a tube.
>
>
>Sounds like he at least intends to qualify for a "DGO land sculpture
>award"... in the contemporary sense (smeared like finger paint) and on the
>magnitude of Mt. Rushmore... but with more chin then Washington of course.
Carol, I can see that hyperbole is your friend too.
Michael, falling somewhat short of Mt. Rushmore stature.
kse...@earthlink.net
>Michael, electrical boy.
LOL
Michael, I don't think you understood the preceding post...either
that, or you have electrical...er wind.
KS
kse...@earthlink.net
>On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 06:03:14 GMT, but...@mscs.dal.ca (Ken Butler) wrote:
>>Michael Spooner wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 16 Feb 1999 22:14:06 -0800, Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>>
>>> >I wonder if Spooner's J.D. has such a metal cage and if so does his body
>>> >turn into "OP-ART" in hot Southern Cal sun?
>>>
>>> Nope, no metal cage and were the JD to roll over on me, my body would
>>> immediately become an art medium.
>>
>>"My body would immediately become an art medium". What a wonderful
>>turn of phrase.
>>
>>Ken, who can't quite imagine Michael ever becoming something you
>>squeeze out of a tube.
"Crelm" springs to mind here.
>Ha! Hyperbole is my friend.
> While I'm not particularly willing to put myself to the test, suffice it
>to say that I have every confidence that my body would suffer a serious
>loss of structural integrity were I to become JD road kill.
At least you're biodegradable. But not very good fertilizer.
KS
kse...@earthlink.net
>Sounds like he at least intends to qualify for a "DGO land sculpture
>award"... in the contemporary sense (smeared like finger paint) and on the
>magnitude of Mt. Rushmore... but with more chin then Washington of course.
Speaking of this, is anybody else kind of upset that they want to put
Reagan's face on Mt. Rushmore?
KS
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>
> Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>
> >Sounds like he at least intends to qualify for a "DGO land sculpture
> >award"... in the contemporary sense (smeared like finger paint) and
> >on the magnitude of Mt. Rushmore... but with more chin then
> >Washington of course.
>
> Speaking of this, is anybody else kind of upset that they want to put
> Reagan's face on Mt. Rushmore?
>
-Sarah
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Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>Sounds like he at least intends to qualify for a "DGO land sculpture
>award"... in the contemporary sense (smeared like finger paint) and on the
>magnitude of Mt. Rushmore... but with more chin then Washington of course.
Speaking of this, is anybody else kind of upset that they want to put
Reagan's face on Mt. Rushmore?
KS
Alan Brand
> Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>
> >Sounds like he at least intends to qualify for a "DGO land sculpture
> >award"... in the contemporary sense (smeared like finger paint) and on the
> >magnitude of Mt. Rushmore... but with more chin then Washington of course.
>
> Speaking of this, is anybody else kind of upset that they want to put
> Reagan's face on Mt. Rushmore?
<obvious>
Better Reagan's face than Clinton's plonker.
</obvious>
--
AlanB (breaking in his new 17" monitor girl)
ABR...@wave.home.net
Carol
Sarah Eggleston wrote:
>
> kse...@earthlink.net wrote:
> >
> > Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
> >
> > >Sounds like he at least intends to qualify for a "DGO land sculpture
> > >award"... in the contemporary sense (smeared like finger paint) and
> > >on the magnitude of Mt. Rushmore... but with more chin then
> > >Washington of course.
> >
> > Speaking of this, is anybody else kind of upset that they want to put
> > Reagan's face on Mt. Rushmore?
> >
> Please tell me this is a troll. Please.
If this is true, I think they will be forgetting about this one real quick
coz Reagan certainly is....
Now putting a totally unknown american up there would be interesting...
"Who is that...?" "What did HE do...?" "...oh that's Campo Man, Michael
Barton Spooner," riding nude on his J.D., with a big smile on his face, and
tipping his hat to the multitudes who come to gaze up in wonderment because
he was just an ordinary gas man...
A B Magee
>Speaking of this, is anybody else kind of upset that they want to put
>Reagan's face on Mt. Rushmore?
They're trying to find a way to cut back on visitors, are they?
Anne, thinking "blech"
A B Magee
A B Magee
wrote:
>Very soon it will be time to give the JD it's spring tune up, oil change
>and this year a fresh coat of green and yellow JD paint.
What happens if you paint it blue and red instead?
Anne
A B Magee
wrote:
>On Sun, 14 Feb 1999 19:55:12 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>>Surely a manly man like Michael is more of a rolling-thunderer than a
>>peeper?
>It that massive streak of lighting that precedes the rolling-thunder that's
>really fearsome.
Life sure must get exciting when you eat beans!
Anne
A B Magee
wrote:
>But the world hasn't seen Spooner on J.D. tractor either.
Sure it has.
Well, that bit of it that's looked at my web page has.
Anne
A B Magee
wrote:
>AlanB (breaking in his new 17" monitor girl)
Bigger and better posts, eh?
Anne
kse...@earthlink.net
>kse...@earthlink.net wrote:
>>
>> Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Sounds like he at least intends to qualify for a "DGO land sculpture
>> >award"... in the contemporary sense (smeared like finger paint) and
>> >on the magnitude of Mt. Rushmore... but with more chin then
>> >Washington of course.
>>
>> Speaking of this, is anybody else kind of upset that they want to put
>> Reagan's face on Mt. Rushmore?
>>
>Please tell me this is a troll. Please.
'Fraid not.
>-Sarah
KS
kse...@earthlink.net
>On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 00:30:09 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>wrote:
>>Peep!
>Toot!
I knew a couple who played a game called "Name that Toot." Someone in
the family would "toot", and someone would guess what they had to eat.
KS
Alan Brand
I'll stick with the short 'n' sweet routine [cue:Sarah].
--
AlanB (size isn't everything girl)
ABR...@wave.home.net
A B Magee
>>>Peep!
>>Toot!
LOL! Some of your weird relatives?
Anne
Michael Spooner
>spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 14 Feb 1999 19:55:12 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>
>>>On Sun, 14 Feb 1999 14:27:52 GMT, Alan Brand <ABR...@wave.home.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>A B Magee wrote:
>>>
>>>>> BTW, where's Michael? This is the second reference this week to nude
>>>>> heavy-equipment-operating and he hasn't let out a peep.
>>>
>>>>Is that a fart joke?
>>>
>>>Surely a manly man like Michael is more of a rolling-thunderer than a
>>>peeper?
>
>>It that massive streak of lighting that precedes the rolling-thunder that's
>>really fearsome.
>
>>Michael, electrical boy.
>
>LOL
>
>Michael, I don't think you understood the preceding post...either
>that, or you have electrical...er wind.
As far as you know.
Michael, answers supplied for any question.
Michael Spooner
>spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 06:03:14 GMT, but...@mscs.dal.ca (Ken Butler) wrote:
>
>>>Michael Spooner wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 16 Feb 1999 22:14:06 -0800, Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> >I wonder if Spooner's J.D. has such a metal cage and if so does his body
>>>> >turn into "OP-ART" in hot Southern Cal sun?
>>>>
>>>> Nope, no metal cage and were the JD to roll over on me, my body would
>>>> immediately become an art medium.
>>>
>>>"My body would immediately become an art medium". What a wonderful
>>>turn of phrase.
>>>
>>>Ken, who can't quite imagine Michael ever becoming something you
>>>squeeze out of a tube.
>
>"Crelm" springs to mind here.
Good, and you?
>
>>Ha! Hyperbole is my friend.
>
>> While I'm not particularly willing to put myself to the test, suffice it
>>to say that I have every confidence that my body would suffer a serious
>>loss of structural integrity were I to become JD road kill.
>
>At least you're biodegradable. But not very good fertilizer.
No? do you suppose I'm low in nitrogen or summat?
Michael, spread him on you lawn in the spring boy. Now available in 50 lb.
bags.
Michael Spooner
>Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Sounds like he at least intends to qualify for a "DGO land sculpture
>>award"... in the contemporary sense (smeared like finger paint) and on the
>>magnitude of Mt. Rushmore... but with more chin then Washington of course.
>
>Speaking of this, is anybody else kind of upset that they want to put
>Reagan's face on Mt. Rushmore?
Only if he'd be immortalized in his familiar sleeping during his cabinet
meetings mode.
Michael, having one of those fridays.
Michael Spooner
>
>
>Sarah Eggleston wrote:
>>
>> kse...@earthlink.net wrote:
>> >
>> > Carol <art...@carols-art.com> wrote:
>> >
>> > >Sounds like he at least intends to qualify for a "DGO land sculpture
>> > >award"... in the contemporary sense (smeared like finger paint) and
>> > >on the magnitude of Mt. Rushmore... but with more chin then
>> > >Washington of course.
>> >
>> > Speaking of this, is anybody else kind of upset that they want to put
>> > Reagan's face on Mt. Rushmore?
>> >
>> Please tell me this is a troll. Please.
>
>If this is true, I think they will be forgetting about this one real quick
>coz Reagan certainly is....
>
>Now putting a totally unknown american up there would be interesting...
>"Who is that...?" "What did HE do...?" "...oh that's Campo Man, Michael
>Barton Spooner," riding nude on his J.D., with a big smile on his face, and
>tipping his hat to the multitudes who come to gaze up in wonderment because
>he was just an ordinary gas man...
That MD20-20 is good stuff huh? Many years ago I consumed an entire bottle
of the concoction. Soon I began to notice that the TV picture was rolling.
Later I discovered it was the room that was rolling.
Michael, or is it the mushrooms?
Michael Spooner
>On Wed, 17 Feb 1999 22:38:49 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>wrote:
>
>
>>Very soon it will be time to give the JD it's spring tune up, oil change
>>and this year a fresh coat of green and yellow JD paint.
>
>What happens if you paint it blue and red instead?
You'll soon discover that your home is surrounded with angry farmers
carrying torches and uttering rude chants.
Michael, saw too many 30s horror flicks.
Michael Spooner
>On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 00:30:09 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>wrote:
>
>>Peep!
>
>Toot!
Honk!
Michael Spooner
>On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 00:30:10 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 14 Feb 1999 19:55:12 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>
>>>Surely a manly man like Michael is more of a rolling-thunderer than a
>>>peeper?
>
>>It that massive streak of lighting that precedes the rolling-thunder that's
>>really fearsome.
>
>Life sure must get exciting when you eat beans!
Ummm, it was a hearty meal of beans, cabbage and cauliflower with a prune
juice chaser.
Michael, methane man.
Michael Spooner
>abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 00:30:09 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>>wrote:
>
>>>Peep!
>
>>Toot!
>
>I knew a couple who played a game called "Name that Toot." Someone in
>the family would "toot", and someone would guess what they had to eat.
Is that the family that suffered the loss of all 10 family dogs when the
back porch collapsed?
Michael, who has wheels on his cars, not on his house; err sorry Anne.
A B Magee
wrote:
>Michael, who has wheels on his cars, not on his house; err sorry Anne.
No wheels on my tin box. At least, I don't think so. It's dark under
there.
Did you hear about the guys who stole 17 million bucks from an
armoured car company? One of them hid out in Mexico. The other one..
Well, he moved out of his old trailer into a $600,000 house, travelled
around in a limousine, left $900 tips in pizza restaurants, got his
wife some breast implants, and so on. His wife even took some of the
money, still wrapped in the armoured car company wrappers, to a bank
as asked how much she could deposit without them reporting her.
They're in jail now.
Anne
Michael Spooner
Or the local would be robber that showed up at an area bank and presented a
a hold up note with crude letters scrawled on a deposit slip. Seeing that
the deposit slip was actually from the bank across the street and noting
that the man appeared none too cleaver the teller said: "This is a Bank of
America deposit slip and we can't accept it here. You'll have to take this
across the street."
Umm, he's in jail now.
Michael, no deposit, no return.
A B Magee
wrote:
>On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 04:00:40 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 03:42:22 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>>wrote:
>>>Michael, who has wheels on his cars, not on his house; err sorry Anne.
>>No wheels on my tin box. At least, I don't think so. It's dark under
>>there.
>>Did you hear about the guys who stole 17 million bucks from an
>>armoured car company? One of them hid out in Mexico. The other one..
>>Well, he moved out of his old trailer into a $600,000 house, travelled
>>around in a limousine, left $900 tips in pizza restaurants, got his
>>wife some breast implants, and so on. His wife even took some of the
>>money, still wrapped in the armoured car company wrappers, to a bank
>>as asked how much she could deposit without them reporting her.
>>They're in jail now.
>Or the local would be robber that showed up at an area bank and presented a
>a hold up note with crude letters scrawled on a deposit slip. Seeing that
>the deposit slip was actually from the bank across the street and noting
>that the man appeared none too cleaver the teller said: "This is a Bank of
>America deposit slip and we can't accept it here. You'll have to take this
>across the street."
>Umm, he's in jail now.
Then there was the guy who held up his own bank. When he wrote the
note on the deposit slip, he automatically filled in his account
number in the appropriate box.
He may be out of jail by now.
Anne
kse...@earthlink.net
>On Fri, 19 Feb 1999 11:28:42 GMT, kse...@earthlink.net wrote:
>>abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>>>On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 00:30:09 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>>>wrote:
>>>>Peep!
>>>Toot!
>>I knew a couple who played a game called "Name that Toot." Someone in
>>the family would "toot", and someone would guess what they had to eat.
>LOL! Some of your weird relatives?
No, some of our normal friends. One of them would toot, and another
would say, "Don't tell me...Egg McMuffin...side of hash browns..."
>Anne
KS
kse...@earthlink.net
>Then there was the guy who held up his own bank. When he wrote the
>note on the deposit slip, he automatically filled in his account
>number in the appropriate box.
I guess they didn't need to ask for his ID.
KS
kse...@earthlink.net
>>At least you're biodegradable. But not very good fertilizer.
>No? do you suppose I'm low in nitrogen or summat?
>Michael, spread him on you lawn in the spring boy. Now available in 50 lb.
>bags.
But you eat meat. Only vegetarians make good fertilizer.
KS
kse...@earthlink.net
>On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 04:00:40 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>>On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 03:42:22 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Michael, who has wheels on his cars, not on his house; err sorry Anne.
>>
>>No wheels on my tin box. At least, I don't think so. It's dark under
>>there.
>>
>>Did you hear about the guys who stole 17 million bucks from an
>>armoured car company? One of them hid out in Mexico. The other one..
>>Well, he moved out of his old trailer into a $600,000 house, travelled
>>around in a limousine, left $900 tips in pizza restaurants, got his
>>wife some breast implants, and so on. His wife even took some of the
>>money, still wrapped in the armoured car company wrappers, to a bank
>>as asked how much she could deposit without them reporting her.
>>
>>They're in jail now.
>Or the local would be robber that showed up at an area bank and presented a
>a hold up note with crude letters scrawled on a deposit slip. Seeing that
>the deposit slip was actually from the bank across the street and noting
>that the man appeared none too cleaver the teller said: "This is a Bank of
>America deposit slip and we can't accept it here. You'll have to take this
>across the street."
>Umm, he's in jail now.
Remember the guy who was robbing banks here in SCal wearing a Darth
Vader mask? I don't think they ever caught him.
KS
A B Magee
>spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
>>Michael, spread him on you lawn in the spring boy. Now available in 50 lb.
>>bags.
>But you eat meat. Only vegetarians make good fertilizer.
But he *is* meat, isn't he?
Anne, confused girl
Alan Brand
Michael Spooner
>spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
>
>>>At least you're biodegradable. But not very good fertilizer.
>
>>No? do you suppose I'm low in nitrogen or summat?
>
>>Michael, spread him on you lawn in the spring boy. Now available in 50 lb.
>>bags.
>
>But you eat meat. Only vegetarians make good fertilizer.
Oh I don't know; at my age I feel like my body is decomposing already,
Certainly this is the first step in composting good fertilizer.
Michael, humus is him boy.
Michael Spooner
>spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 04:00:40 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>
>>>On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 03:42:22 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Michael, who has wheels on his cars, not on his house; err sorry Anne.
>>>
>>>No wheels on my tin box. At least, I don't think so. It's dark under
>>>there.
>>>
>>>Did you hear about the guys who stole 17 million bucks from an
>>>armoured car company? One of them hid out in Mexico. The other one..
>>>Well, he moved out of his old trailer into a $600,000 house, travelled
>>>around in a limousine, left $900 tips in pizza restaurants, got his
>>>wife some breast implants, and so on. His wife even took some of the
>>>money, still wrapped in the armoured car company wrappers, to a bank
>>>as asked how much she could deposit without them reporting her.
>>>
>>>They're in jail now.
>
>>Or the local would be robber that showed up at an area bank and presented a
>>a hold up note with crude letters scrawled on a deposit slip. Seeing that
>>the deposit slip was actually from the bank across the street and noting
>>that the man appeared none too cleaver the teller said: "This is a Bank of
>>America deposit slip and we can't accept it here. You'll have to take this
>>across the street."
>
>>Umm, he's in jail now.
>
>Remember the guy who was robbing banks here in SCal wearing a Darth
>Vader mask? I don't think they ever caught him.
Ummm, I believe it was James Earl Jones.
Michael, who if he had pipes like that he could quit his day job.
Michael Spooner
>On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 04:23:03 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 04:00:40 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 03:42:22 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>>>wrote:
>
>>>>Michael, who has wheels on his cars, not on his house; err sorry Anne.
>
>>>No wheels on my tin box. At least, I don't think so. It's dark under
>>>there.
>
>>>Did you hear about the guys who stole 17 million bucks from an
>>>armoured car company? One of them hid out in Mexico. The other one..
>>>Well, he moved out of his old trailer into a $600,000 house, travelled
>>>around in a limousine, left $900 tips in pizza restaurants, got his
>>>wife some breast implants, and so on. His wife even took some of the
>>>money, still wrapped in the armoured car company wrappers, to a bank
>>>as asked how much she could deposit without them reporting her.
>
>>>They're in jail now.
>
>>Or the local would be robber that showed up at an area bank and presented a
>>a hold up note with crude letters scrawled on a deposit slip. Seeing that
>>the deposit slip was actually from the bank across the street and noting
>>that the man appeared none too cleaver the teller said: "This is a Bank of
>>America deposit slip and we can't accept it here. You'll have to take this
>>across the street."
>
>>Umm, he's in jail now.
>
>Then there was the guy who held up his own bank. When he wrote the
>note on the deposit slip, he automatically filled in his account
>number in the appropriate box.
>
>He may be out of jail by now.
Sorry but I'm out of dumb crook stories.
I once saw a picture of a Eucalyptus tree in the on-line edition of the
London Telegraph with a caption that indicated that it was growing in Ohio.
Now that was pretty dumb.
Sorry, not on a par.
Michael, staring at self in the mirror.
Ken Butler
> spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 06:03:14 GMT, but...@mscs.dal.ca (Ken Butler) wrote:
> >>Ken, who can't quite imagine Michael ever becoming something you
> >>squeeze out of a tube.
>
> "Crelm" springs to mind here.
Does that make Michael the white car or the not-white car?
Ken, seeming to recall that JDs are green.
--
Ken Butler, Dalhousie University, Halifax, Canada
** Tants caps, tants barrets. **
A B Magee
wrote:
>On Fri, 19 Feb 1999 02:17:34 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 00:30:09 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Peep!
>>
>>Toot!
>
>Honk!
Tweet!
Antony Baker
In article <7aji0g$84b$1...@holly.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
kse...@earthlink.net writes
>abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 00:30:09 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>>wrote:
>
>>>Peep!
>
>>Toot!
>
>I knew a couple who played a game called "Name that Toot." Someone in
>the family would "toot", and someone would guess what they had to eat.
>
>KS
>
>
--
Antony Baker
kse...@earthlink.net
>kse...@earthlink.net wrote:
>> spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
>>
>> >On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 06:03:14 GMT, but...@mscs.dal.ca (Ken Butler) wrote:
>> >>Ken, who can't quite imagine Michael ever becoming something you
>> >>squeeze out of a tube.
>>
>> "Crelm" springs to mind here.
>Does that make Michael the white car or the not-white car?
I don't know- we don't have ads for Crelm here. I didn't think it was
a real toothpaste. Like "Fairy Liquid" doesn't sound real, either.
KS
kse...@earthlink.net
>On Sun, 21 Feb 1999 13:39:30 GMT, kse...@earthlink.net wrote:
>>spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
>>>Michael, spread him on you lawn in the spring boy. Now available in 50 lb.
>>>bags.
>>But you eat meat. Only vegetarians make good fertilizer.
>But he *is* meat, isn't he?
>Anne, confused girl
Oops, I forgot that part.
KS, really extremely extra-dumb today
kse...@earthlink.net
>On Fri, 19 Feb 1999 02:18:22 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>>On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 00:30:10 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 14 Feb 1999 19:55:12 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>>
>>>>Surely a manly man like Michael is more of a rolling-thunderer than a
>>>>peeper?
>>
>>>It that massive streak of lighting that precedes the rolling-thunder that's
>>>really fearsome.
>>
>>Life sure must get exciting when you eat beans!
>Ummm, it was a hearty meal of beans, cabbage and cauliflower with a prune
>juice chaser.
That sounds good. Gotta recipe?
>Michael, methane man.
KS
kse...@earthlink.net
Doesn't it just make you shiver when he says, "This is CNN" ?
KS
Carol
kse...@earthlink.net wrote:
>
> spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
>
> >On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 04:00:40 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>
> >>On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 03:42:22 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
> >>wrote:
> >>
> >>>Michael, who has wheels on his cars, not on his house; err sorry Anne.
> >>
> >>No wheels on my tin box. At least, I don't think so. It's dark under
> >>there.
> >>
> >>Did you hear about the guys who stole 17 million bucks from an
> >>armoured car company? One of them hid out in Mexico. The other one..
> >>Well, he moved out of his old trailer into a $600,000 house, travelled
> >>around in a limousine, left $900 tips in pizza restaurants, got his
> >>wife some breast implants, and so on. His wife even took some of the
> >>money, still wrapped in the armoured car company wrappers, to a bank
> >>as asked how much she could deposit without them reporting her.
> >>
> >>They're in jail now.
>
> >Or the local would be robber that showed up at an area bank and presented a
> >a hold up note with crude letters scrawled on a deposit slip. Seeing that
> >the deposit slip was actually from the bank across the street and noting
> >that the man appeared none too cleaver the teller said: "This is a Bank of
> >America deposit slip and we can't accept it here. You'll have to take this
> >across the street."
>
> >Umm, he's in jail now.
>
> Remember the guy who was robbing banks here in SCal wearing a Darth
> Vader mask? I don't think they ever caught him.
Not to stay on this forever but...
These just popped up in my joke box...
REAL SMART CRIMINALS:
Florida:
Wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, a thief burst into the
bank one day. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE,
MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A ****-UP!" For a moment, everyone was
silent. Then the snickers started. The guard completely lost it and
doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been
about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired before the
thief got him.
The would-be thief ran away and is still at large.
Tennessee:
A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank's
video camera. While it was recording. Remotely. (That is, the
videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank, so he didn't
get the videotape of himself stealing the camera.)
Louisiana:
A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for
change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled
out a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk
promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled,
leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he
got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.
If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime
committed?
Arkansas:
Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that
he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab
some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it
over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit
the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems
the liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event
was caught on videotape.
New York:
As a female shopper exited a convenience store, a man grabbed her
purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was
able to give the police a detailed description of the snatcher.
Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher. They
put him in the cruiser and drove back to the store. The thief was
then taken out of the car and told, "Stand there for a positive ID."
To this instruction the man replied, "Yes Officer, that's her. That's the
lady I stole the purse from."
Washington:
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked
on a Seattle street, he got much more than he had bargained for.
Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a
motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesperson said that the
man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the
motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle
declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever
had.
New Jersey:
A Newark woman reporting her car as stolen mentioned that there
was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called
the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the
newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the
thief was arrested.
Michigan:
The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a
Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 7:50 a.m., flashed a gun,
and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he
couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the
man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for
breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
Kentucky:
Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM by running a chain from
the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling
the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper
off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home--. with the
chain still attached to the machine-- with their bumper still
attached to the chain-- with their vehicle's license plate still attached
to
the bumper.
...forgive me guys.
--
Carol http://www.carols-art.com/
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."- Groucho Marx
Stuart Rogers
>On Sun, 21 Feb 1999 13:36:13 GMT, kse...@earthlink.net wrote:
>
>>spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 04:00:40 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>>
>>>>On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 03:42:22 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Michael, who has wheels on his cars, not on his house; err sorry Anne.
>>>>
>>>>No wheels on my tin box. At least, I don't think so. It's dark under
>>>>there.
>>>>
>>
>>Remember the guy who was robbing banks here in SCal wearing a Darth
>>Vader mask? I don't think they ever caught him.
>
Nah, he just did the voice. Can't recall who did the body, but all the
police need do is hang around Hollywood---isn't he in the new series
of Star Wars films? They're bound to catch him there.
Stuart, suspending disbelief perhaps a little too much.
A B Magee
wrote:
>Michael, methane man.
Isn't that a song by the Village People?
Anne
Michael Spooner
>spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 21 Feb 1999 13:36:13 GMT, kse...@earthlink.net wrote:
>
>>>Remember the guy who was robbing banks here in SCal wearing a Darth
>>>Vader mask? I don't think they ever caught him.
>
>>Ummm, I believe it was James Earl Jones.
>
>>Michael, who if he had pipes like that he could quit his day job.
>
>Doesn't it just make you shiver when he says, "This is CNN" ?
Does it surprise you that David Letterman had Jones say
"Boutros Boutros-Ghali"?
Michael, with a voice like that he could quit his day job boy.
Michael Spooner
Must of been a hot tune when it exploded onto the music scene.
Michael, accepting Ken suggestion by assuming the DBP post.
Michael Spooner
>On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 03:42:19 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 19 Feb 1999 02:17:34 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 00:30:09 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Peep!
>>>
>>>Toot!
>>
>>Honk!
>
>Tweet!
Boom!
Michael Spooner
>kse...@earthlink.net wrote:
>
>> spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
>>
>> >On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 06:03:14 GMT, but...@mscs.dal.ca (Ken Butler) wrote:
>
>> >>Ken, who can't quite imagine Michael ever becoming something you
>> >>squeeze out of a tube.
>>
>> "Crelm" springs to mind here.
>
>Does that make Michael the white car or the not-white car?
I just sold the white car so that my fleet is now red, silver/blue metallic
and green.
>
>Ken, seeming to recall that JDs are green.
As stipulated by the Geneva Convention.
Michael, traditionalist tractor painter.
Michael Spooner
>but...@mscs.dal.ca (Ken Butler) wrote:
>
>>kse...@earthlink.net wrote:
>
>>> spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
>>>
>>> >On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 06:03:14 GMT, but...@mscs.dal.ca (Ken Butler) wrote:
>
>>> >>Ken, who can't quite imagine Michael ever becoming something you
>>> >>squeeze out of a tube.
>>>
>>> "Crelm" springs to mind here.
>
>>Does that make Michael the white car or the not-white car?
>
>I don't know- we don't have ads for Crelm here. I didn't think it was
>a real toothpaste. Like "Fairy Liquid" doesn't sound real, either.
Differences in culture would preclude both of those products from being
marketed here under with those brand names and I'd say esp so for "Fairy
Liquid".
Michael, Tinker Bell boy.
Michael Spooner
>spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 19 Feb 1999 02:18:22 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>
>>>On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 00:30:10 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 14 Feb 1999 19:55:12 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>>>
>>>>>Surely a manly man like Michael is more of a rolling-thunderer than a
>>>>>peeper?
>>>
>>>>It that massive streak of lighting that precedes the rolling-thunder that's
>>>>really fearsome.
>>>
>>>Life sure must get exciting when you eat beans!
>
>>Ummm, it was a hearty meal of beans, cabbage and cauliflower with a prune
>>juice chaser.
>
>That sounds good. Gotta recipe?
>
>>Michael, methane man.
Sorry, gas is my business, but............................................
I leave the preparation of raw materials to someone else.
Michael, but is it pipeline quality?
Michael Spooner
<stuart...@spamfree.as.free.as.the.wind.blows.clara.co.uk> wrote:
>Michael Spooner wrote in message <36d8eaf1...@nntp.cts.com>...
>>On Sun, 21 Feb 1999 13:36:13 GMT, kse...@earthlink.net wrote:
>>
>>>spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 04:00:40 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 03:42:22 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Michael, who has wheels on his cars, not on his house; err sorry Anne.
>>>>>
>>>>>No wheels on my tin box. At least, I don't think so. It's dark under
>>>>>there.
>>>>>
>[<Stories of dumb criminals snipped>]
>>>
>>>Remember the guy who was robbing banks here in SCal wearing a Darth
>>>Vader mask? I don't think they ever caught him.
>>
>>Ummm, I believe it was James Earl Jones.
>
>
>Nah, he just did the voice. Can't recall who did the body, but all the
>police need do is hang around Hollywood---isn't he in the new series
>of Star Wars films? They're bound to catch him there.
Umm, actually my comment was intended to be tongue in cheek. I suspect
it's unlikely that JEJ has been involved in bank robbery recently.
>
>Stuart, suspending disbelief perhaps a little too much.
But why? This is afb-a you know.
Michael, braiding his chest hair.
A B Magee
wrote:
>Sorry but I'm out of dumb crook stories.
>I once saw a picture of a Eucalyptus tree in the on-line edition of the
>London Telegraph with a caption that indicated that it was growing in Ohio.
>Now that was pretty dumb.
Not a smart tree at all.
Anne
Carol
...but it had it's roots in England.
Carol
Michael Spooner wrote:
>
> On Mon, 22 Feb 1999 14:24:29 GMT, kse...@earthlink.net wrote:
>
> >spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner) wrote:
> >
> >>On Fri, 19 Feb 1999 02:18:22 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
> >
> >>>On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 00:30:10 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
> >>>wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>On Sun, 14 Feb 1999 19:55:12 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>>Surely a manly man like Michael is more of a rolling-thunderer than a
> >>>>>peeper?
> >>>
> >>>>It that massive streak of lighting that precedes the rolling-thunder that's
> >>>>really fearsome.
> >>>
> >>>Life sure must get exciting when you eat beans!
> >
> >>Ummm, it was a hearty meal of beans, cabbage and cauliflower with a prune
> >>juice chaser.
> >
> >That sounds good. Gotta recipe?
> >
> >>Michael, methane man.
>
> Sorry, gas is my business, but............................................
> I leave the preparation of raw materials to someone else.
>
> Michael, but is it pipeline quality?
I know my three dogs Shaka, Kaiser and Josie Rosers could be a valuable
untapped NW resource. And they all seem to "let it rip" in the middle of an
exciting movie that I don't want to leave!
Carol
Michael Spooner wrote:
> Michael, Tinker Bell boy.
You are defo the Peter Pan... no Tinker Bell baby.
Carol
Michael Spooner wrote:
>
> On Mon, 22 Feb 1999 06:51:51 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>
> >On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 03:42:19 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
> >wrote:
> >
> >>On Fri, 19 Feb 1999 02:17:34 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
> >>
> >>>On Thu, 18 Feb 1999 00:30:09 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
> >>>wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>Peep!
> >>>
> >>>Toot!
> >>
> >>Honk!
> >
> >Tweet!
>
> Boom!
Sonic... no doubt.
Carol
Michael Spooner wrote:
>
> On Tue, 23 Feb 1999 03:44:22 GMT, abm...@aoarg.ao.pn (A B Magee) wrote:
>
> >On Sat, 20 Feb 1999 03:42:20 GMT, spo...@cts.com (Michael Spooner)
> >wrote:
> >
> >>Michael, methane man.
> >
> >Isn't that a song by the Village People?
>
> Must of been a hot tune when it exploded onto the music scene.
No.. I wanna know how many in the village? And did it survive?