Five-foot-two, knows Kung-fu ...

[just john]

"Five-foot-two
Knows Kung-Fu
SHE'LL TEAR THE HEART RIGHT OUT OF YOU!"

-- "Backbreaker" by Neil Innes

Lyrics:

http://www.neilinnes.org/B.htm#backbreaker

mp3 file (non-streaming):

http://www.neilinnes.org/audio/Neil%20Innes%20-%20Backbreaker%20(Grimms%20Sleepers).mp3

Maybe it's just 'cuz I just re-watched "Serenity" and have been aching
for this: http://xkcd.com/311/ , but when I heard "Backbreaker" for the
first time in a couple decades, it got a hammerlock on my funnybone.
It's now my favorite love song for a wrestler.

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* Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/jjMusic

(Prior to my proofreading of this, I had "knows Jung-fu," which I guess
would count as an archetypographical error.)