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Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2012

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Kent Wills

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Apr 11, 2012, 4:21:43 AM4/11/12
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On Wed, 11 Apr 2012 04:41:10 +0000 (UTC), bit...@aukhistory.org (!dr.
bit rot ���) wrote:

>In other news from Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <fn...@databasix.com>:
>>
>>The time has come once again to announce the winners of the monthly
>>alt.usenet.kooks Kook Awards. To provide the background music for the
>>ceremony we have, once again, Colonel Jake and The Velvet Knights!
>>Jake, if you'll get those bagpipes wailing and the knives a'grinding,
>>I'll announce the winners of the March 2012 Usenet Kook Awards!
>>
>>http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/VKeverything/
>>
>>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>>
>>The winner is...GREG 'GREEGOR ROCK HARD STUPID' HANSON!
>>
>>13 votes...Greegor
>>05 votes...Mark Morgan Coprophilic Fan Club
>>
>>Congratulations, RHS! Bob Alberti and his socks (Gary, Fred,
>>Albatross, Snarky, Checkmate, et al) are laughing their asses off at
>>your inept attempts to out them.
>
>
>Want to be second to congratulate RHS Greg Scott Hanson for his lifetime
>k00kfart achievement - he always wanted to be "famous" on Usenet and he
>finally gets to wear the crown for life. And congratualtions to Kent and
>Moe for haviing the opportunity to bust a gut laughing at your k00k
>Greegor H'Manson.
>

[...]

Some of his actions can bring forth laughter, however that it's
all due to his mental illnesses (plural) means it's difficult for me
to laugh at him.
His work with the shrink has produced some positive results. My
honest hope is that he will continue to improve and finally be able to
be honest, intentionally, in cases other than when he thinks honesty
will aide one or more of his MANY lies.

Which of these women is Lisa Rene Watkins:

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc127/kwills_photo/8b1234bd.jpg

"I am Bob Larson."
Gregory Scott "Piggly Wiggly" Hanson offering more proof that he is
as mentally ill as he presents.
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A select number of items that really are about Gregory Scott "Piggly
Wiggly" Hanson (They are so accurate, Greg compared them the comment
that water is wet):

Title: ST VS GREGORY HANSON
(DOB 05/22/1959)
CRIMINAL COMPLAINT 04/10/1996
Comments: CT 1 OWI 1ST
OTHER CITATION 04/10/1996
Comments: CT 2 SPEED
Disposition Status
GUILTY PLEA/DEFAULT

"That's the chick, but not the pic, zipperhead!"
Greg "Piggly Wiggly" Hanson proving his bigotry towards Asians, by
attacking my first wife (deceased).
http://www.rsdb.org/search?q=zipperhead

Me: "I suspect your stalking is due to the use and abuse of illegal
drugs, Greg. Is the reason for your stalking the members of
alt.friends due to the use and abuse of illegal drugs?

Gregory Scott "Piggly Wiggly" Hanson, wife beater and child abuser:
"Of course."

"My family's case is for Neglect, but we are treated
in virtually every regard as child abusers, marked on
the Child Abuse registry, for example."
-- Gregory Scott "Piggly Wiggly" Hanson, wife beater and child
abuser

" ... But there ought to be conferences and studies on how to curb
minority overpopulation, repatriate minorities abroad, imprison more
minorities, increase use of the death penalty and divest minorities of
the power they have usurped over us in recent years. That would
address the most pressing problems of our day. ... "
April 2000, Gregory Hanson
http://www.nationalist.org/ATW/2000/040101.html#Hanson

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From: Greegor <gree...@gmail.com>
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misc.kids,alt.support.foster-parents,uk.people.parents,alt.support.child-protective-services

With the Christmas season upon us again, my stepdaughter was launching
into her usual tirade of "I need this" (Nintendo 64 games, Pokemon,
videos, Rhianna CD, etc.) After enduring a trip through Kmart, I
was at my wits end. I took the kid home and filled the bathtub with
water. Then I dunked the brat's head under the water and counted out
a full minute, with her flailing her arms. I brought her up and she
gasped for air. When she'd caught her breath, I asked her, "When you
were under that water, did you 'need' Nintendo? Pokemon? Rhianna?"
She shook her head. "What were you thinking about?" I
prodded. She told me "I was thinking that I needed air."

"Now you know the difference between 'need' and 'want'" I exclaimed
triumphantly.

--a true story

As of Wednesday, August 31, 2011:

SMALL CLAIMS ORIGINAL NOTICE
Comments: OPA $2805.04
COPIES TO PA
VERIFICATION OF ACCOUNT

JUDGEMENT DEFAULT
Comments: JUDGMENT AGAINST GREGORY HANSON FOR $2805.04
+ INTEREST AT 7.271% FROM 8/6/98 & $45.00 COSTS.

Comments: NOTE OF GARN/NOTE TO DEFT SERV 9/24/98 BY WCSD
TO SYSTEMS MANAGEMENT (ED POLKERS) FOR GREG HANSON
FEES $35.60

Gregory Scott "Piggly Wiggly" Hanson has a Garnishment order against
him. There is nothing to even suggest any of the money legally owed
has been paid. The SoL on the order has likely expired, but Greg still
can't risk getting a job due to it.
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sirgregoryhall

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Apr 28, 2012, 2:17:31 PM4/28/12
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Greegor <f708e56b-4037-4db4...@dc2g2000vbb.googlegroups.com>,
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You won Kook of the Month I heard?



--
Sir Gregory
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Kent Wills

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Apr 29, 2012, 4:36:59 AM4/29/12
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On Sat, 28 Apr 2012 14:16:18 -0700 (PDT), Greegor
<gree...@gmail.com> wrote:

>http://5magazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/img_0271.jpg

I see you're still using and abusing illegal drugs.
Get into rehab and WORK the program, Greg.
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sirgregoryhall

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Greegor <765ad411-3b6a-4496...@s7g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,
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>http://5magazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/img_0271.jpg


photo of me last Easter, I look much better than that faggot cowboy.

http://tinyurl.com/EhrettEggnog




--
Sir Gregory

Aratzio

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May 1, 2012, 7:31:40 PM5/1/12
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On May 1, 6:21 pm, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. <gregh...@home.fAke> wrote:
> Greegor   <765ad411-3b6a-4496-841e-393052ae5...@s7g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,
> wrote:
>
> >http://5magazine.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/img_0271.jpg
>
> photo of me last Easter, I look much better than that faggot cowboy.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/EhrettEggnog
>
> --
> Sir Gregory

Gee Whiz...has Fred contacted you about getting his "facial-foto" yet?
--
Aratzio

Greegor

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