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Ranger57

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Jun 17, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/17/99
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Lantana33 wrote:
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> Help me come up with answers to the question "What would Jesus do?"
>
> Here's what I have:
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> 1. Demand that all of humanity worship him, and send those who don't to hell.
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> 2. Demand 10% of your income to support organizations where people get
> together to eat his body and drink his blood.
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> 3. Kill trees that didn't produce fruit this year.
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> Others?

4. Give money to televangelist Bob Larson.
(see http://www.freespeech.org/boblarson/wwjd.htm)


Kent Campbell

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Jun 17, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/17/99
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Ranger57 (Rang...@concentric.net) wrote:
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: 4. Give money to televangelist Bob Larson.
: (see http://www.freespeech.org/boblarson/wwjd.htm)


Hi Folks -
about filling the bathtub with water, turning it into wine,
and inviting his friends over for a party? Oh heck, why a bathtub? Why
not turn the water in a swimming pool into wine.

Best wishes,
Kent.

John Hattan

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Jun 17, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/17/99
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camp...@acs.ryerson.ca (Kent Campbell) wrote:

>Ranger57 (Rang...@concentric.net) wrote:
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>: 4. Give money to televangelist Bob Larson.
>: (see http://www.freespeech.org/boblarson/wwjd.htm)
>

> about filling the bathtub with water, turning it into wine,
>and inviting his friends over for a party? Oh heck, why a bathtub? Why
>not turn the water in a swimming pool into wine.

Chlorinated wine. Yecch.

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Jon Collette

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Jun 17, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/17/99
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I thought it stood for We Want Jack Daniels?

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John Hattan

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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Jon Collette <jdcol...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:

>I thought it stood for We Want Jack Daniels?

No, it's "Who Wants Jelly Donuts?"

eric...@my-deja.com

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Jun 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/18/99
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In article <376a3934.657813321@news>,

Mmmmm, jelly doughnuts!

Eric
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Jun 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM6/24/99
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Jon Collette (jdcol...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:
: I thought it stood for We Want Jack Daniels?

I thought it was "What Will Jericho Decide?"

Personally I'm hoping he signs with the WWF. :)

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