25 things not to do in MegaTokyo
Dartz
A few rules for an SI character to live by in the Big City......
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1: I will not Use Priss' true first name......ever
2: Nor will I point out that Anri and Sylivie did murder several
people while Priss is crying over Sylvie's body
3: I will not refer to the frontline ADPolice as 'crunchies'
4: I will not Show Mackie the directory on my laptop marked 'Lemons'
5: I will not say "Trust me, I know what I'm doing" After showing
Sylia the contents of the directory marked 'Zone'
6: I will not make any attempts at metafiction, or try to convince
people they are nothing more than characters in an animé
7: I will not try to set Priss up with Leon.
8: Try to set Leon up with Daley.
9: Try to set Priss up with Sylia.
10: Videotape any of the above for profit.
11: I will not take any 33-S 'for a Joyride'.
12: Especially not more than one.
13: I will not invoke rule 11 by claiming Linna's refusal to return my
calls is a violation of rule 8
14: I will not put legs on an arsenal and call it a hardsuit
15: I will not build anything that can destroy more than one(1) city
block
16: I will not start a chop-shop selling StingrayTech.
17: I will not build a BattleMech using StingrayTech
18: I will not sell salvaged Boomer weapons to Americans over eBay.
19: I will not Use my sexaroid abilities to manipulate the others into
making a multi-some skinflick.
20: I will not Use my sexaroid abilities to give Mackie nosebleeds.
Bloodstains are hard to remove.
21: I will not use my sexaroid abilities to get out of parking
tickets.
22: I will not accuse Sylia of being a boomeroid. This is completely
untrue and amounts to nothing more than slanderous libel.
23: I will not paint my hardsuit Red and arm it with a Giant Drill.
24: Nor wear Yoko Littner cosplay anywhere Mackie can see.
25: I will not start writing the fanfiction of my life until AFTER I
have gotten home.
antagonist
Cool beans! Was fun coming up with some of them ;)
trbot...@aol.com
> A little something brewed up between myself and Antagonist....
>
> A few rules for an SI character to live by in the Big City......
>
> ------------------------------------
> 1: I will not Use Priss' true first name......ever
I think my Avatar did that.......
> 2: Nor will I point out that Anri and Sylivie did murder several
> people while Priss is crying over Sylvie's body
> 3: I will not refer to the frontline ADPolice as 'crunchies'
> 4: I will not Show Mackie the directory on my laptop marked 'Lemons'
My Avatar did warn Sylia about that little detail.......
> 5: I will not say "Trust me, I know what I'm doing" After showing
> Sylia the contents of the directory marked 'Zone'
Too late......
> 6: I will not make any attempts at metafiction, or try to convince
> people they are nothing more than characters in an anim�
Too late again......Sylia already knows, with the OVAs in hand.......
> 7: I will not try to set Priss up with Leon.
Tried that.......
> 8: Try to set Leon up with Daley.
> 9: Try to set Priss up with Sylia.
Well, since my avatar is trying #7, #8 and #9 are on the back
burner....
> 10: Videotape any of the above for profit.
*hides camera*
> 11: I will not take any 33-S 'for a Joyride'.
> 12: Especially not more than one.
But what happens if they decide to take YOU for that joyride??
> 13: I will not invoke rule 11 by claiming Linna's refusal to return my
> calls is a violation of rule 8
Or vice versa.....
> 14: I will not put legs on an arsenal and call it a hardsuit
> 15: I will not build anything that can destroy more than one(1) city
> block
*nods, the looks at Bert*
> 16: I will not start a chop-shop selling StingrayTech.
> 17: I will not build a BattleMech using StingrayTech
Why not? An Atlas stomping up to Genom tower might be just the thing
Quincy needs for a wake-up call.....
> 18: I will not sell salvaged Boomer weapons to Americans over eBay.
How do you think Sylia funds the Knight Sabers??
> 19: I will not Use my sexaroid abilities to manipulate the others into
> making a multi-some skinflick.
> 20: I will not Use my sexaroid abilities to give Mackie nosebleeds.
> Bloodstains are hard to remove.
> 21: I will not use my sexaroid abilities to get out of parking
> tickets.
Well, since my Avatar has none of those, I think there's no problems
there.....
> 22: I will not accuse Sylia of being a boomeroid. This is completely
> untrue and amounts to nothing more than slanderous libel.
Plus when her eyes turn red and she starts growing.....RUN!!!
> 23: I will not paint my hardsuit Red and arm it with a Giant Drill.
My Avatar prefers black with a BFG......
> 24: Nor wear Yoko Littner cosplay anywhere Mackie can see.
Not unless I want Mackie to become viloently ill......
> 25: I will not start writing the fanfiction of my life until AFTER I
> have gotten home.
Assuming you can get home again....
Nice list! Just had to add by 2 cents for no real reason....B-)
Craig
Dartz
Thanks man.... Nice 2 cent too...
Rob Kelk
wrote:
>A little something brewed up between myself and Antagonist....
>
>A few rules for an SI character to live by in the Big City......
>
>------------------------------------
>1: I will not Use Priss' true first name......ever
"Priscilla, Queen of the Sabers" just doesn't have the right ring to it.
>2: Nor will I point out that Anri and Sylivie did murder several
>people while Priss is crying over Sylvie's body
Especially if that would cause Nene to try to arrest them. Or me, as an
accomplice.
>3: I will not refer to the frontline ADPolice as 'crunchies'
... because that's an insult to _real_ "crunchies".
>4: I will not Show Mackie the directory on my laptop marked 'Lemons'
I'll let him use his l33t haxx0r skillz to find it himself.
>5: I will not say "Trust me, I know what I'm doing" After showing
>Sylia the contents of the directory marked 'Zone'
...because Craig A. Reed probably wouldn't like the competition.
>6: I will not make any attempts at metafiction, or try to convince
>people they are nothing more than characters in an anim=E9
...because Bob Schroeck probably wouldn't like the competition (at least
in Lisa Vanette's case).
>7: I will not try to set Priss up with Leon.
If I did that, then I'd have to follow up by setting Ranma up with
Akane, and _that's_ not safe for my health.
>8: Try to set Leon up with Daley.
...while I'm in the same hemisphere. Leon's too good a shot.
>9: Try to set Priss up with Sylia.
...because Kris Overstreet probably wouldn't like the competition.
(Sweetling.)
>10: Videotape any of the above for profit.
Personal archives, OTOH...
>11: I will not take any 33-S 'for a Joyride'.
>12: Especially not more than one.
... at a time.
>13: I will not invoke rule 11 by claiming Linna's refusal to return my
>calls is a violation of rule 8
...because she'd counter-invoke Rule 10 and we'd both be in trouble.
>14: I will not put legs on an arsenal and call it a hardsuit
...because Bert van Vliet probably wouldn't like the competition.
>15: I will not build anything that can destroy more than one(1) city
>block
...because I _know_ what GENOM thinks of competition.
>16: I will not start a chop-shop selling StingrayTech.
...without giving Pops... er, Doctor Raven... a cut.
>17: I will not build a BattleMech using StingrayTech
...because Twister probably wouldn't like the competition.
>18: I will not sell salvaged Boomer weapons to Americans over eBay.
...without seeing their end-user permits first.
>19: I will not Use my sexaroid abilities to manipulate the others into
>making a multi-some skinflick.
...because Kris Overstreet probably wouldn't -- oh, wait, I used that
one already. DYO!
>20: I will not Use my sexaroid abilities to give Mackie nosebleeds.
>Bloodstains are hard to remove.
Besides, Anri _needs_ that blood.
>21: I will not use my sexaroid abilities to get out of parking
>tickets.
Especially if the cop is Nene; she doesn't seem to have a libido to
affect.
>22: I will not accuse Sylia of being a boomeroid. This is completely
>untrue and amounts to nothing more than slanderous libel.
At least, that's what she says every time she reboots. Oh, was that out
loud?
>23: I will not paint my hardsuit Red and arm it with a Giant Drill.
((...I've got nothing here... -RK))
>24: Nor wear Yoko Littner cosplay anywhere Mackie can see.
...because the last thing we need is Mackie thinking a BGC/Gurren Lagann
crossover might be a good idea.
>25: I will not start writing the fanfiction of my life until AFTER I
>have gotten home.
That way, I don't have to pay the others royalties!
--
Rob Kelk Personal address (ROT-13): eboxryx -ng- tznvy -qbg- pbz
"As far as Doug is concerned, "dignity" is just a tragic disease that
other people suffer from."
- Bob Schroeck, talking about his V&V character, 15 March 2005
antagonist
> On Tue, 11 Aug 2009 09:42:22 -0700 (PDT), Dartz <dartz....@gmail.com>
OMG, chortling beer through your nose IS worse than chortling coke.
I'm still chuckling about the sweetling bit!
Who is Twister, BTW? And what did he write concerning BT/BGC?
Rob Kelk
<antago...@gmx.de> wrote:
>On 11 Aug., 23:30, robk...@deadspam.com (Rob Kelk) wrote:
>> On Tue, 11 Aug 2009 09:42:22 -0700 (PDT), Dartz <dartz....@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >A little something brewed up between myself and Antagonist....
>>
>> >A few rules for an SI character to live by in the Big City......
>>
>> >------------------------------------
>> >1: I will not Use Priss' true first name......ever
>>
>> "Priscilla, Queen of the Sabers" just doesn't have the right ring to it.
>>
>> >2: Nor will I point out that Anri and Sylivie did murder several
>> >people while Priss is crying over Sylvie's body
>>
>> Especially if that would cause Nene to try to arrest them. Or me, as an
>> accomplice.
>>
>> >3: I will not refer to the frontline ADPolice as 'crunchies'
>>
>> ... because that's an insult to _real_ "crunchies".
>>
>> >4: I will not Show Mackie the directory on my laptop marked 'Lemons'
>>
>> I'll let him use his l33t haxx0r skillz to find it himself.
>>
>> >5: I will not say "Trust me, I know what I'm doing" After showing
>> >Sylia the contents of the directory marked 'Zone'
>>
>> ...because Craig A. Reed probably wouldn't like the competition.
>>
>> >6: I will not make any attempts at metafiction, or try to convince
>> >people they are nothing more than characters in an anim=3DE9
>> Rob Kelk =A0 =A0 =A0Personal address (ROT-13): eboxryx -ng- tznvy -qbg- p=
>bz
>> "As far as Doug is concerned, "dignity" is just a tragic disease that
>> other people suffer from."
>> =A0 =A0 - Bob Schroeck, talking about his V&V character, 15 March 2005
>
>
>OMG, chortling beer through your nose IS worse than chortling coke.
>I'm still chuckling about the sweetling bit!
My work here is done...
>Who is Twister, BTW? And what did he write concerning BT/BGC?
Title character in "Twisted Path", chapter 3 of which is set in a BGC
alternate (where he makes use of a BattleMech).
http://web.archive.org/web/20060819215855/http://www.fanfic.net/pub/Anime/FanFictions/Twisted-Path/
tslu...@gmail.com
Lagann
> crossover might be a good idea.
So much for my Gurren Lagann hardsuit fanart piece... *sighs
dramatically*
Dartz
Haha, deadly. This I want to see.... once I stop laughing from the
response above.
antagonist
>
> - Zitierten Text anzeigen -
Mh...pity. Don't care much for Ranma fics...
I'm positive I once saw the link to a BT/BGC crossover, but I remember
neither the place nor its name. Since I've never even once stumbled
across any reference about it since then, I'm either a victim of my
own wishful thinking or that fic was horribly bad. Thought this may
have been related to it...
Thanks anyways.
Rob Kelk
Stick Mahoro in it instead, and we'll be happy... ^_^
--
Rob Kelk <http://robkelk.ottawa-anime.org/> e-mail: s/deadspam/gmail/
"I'm *not* a kid! Nyyyeaaah!" - Skuld (in "Oh My Goddess!" OAV #3)
"When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear
of childishness and the desire to be very grown-up." - C.S. Lewis
Amanda Stair
> On Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:05:48 -0700 (PDT), "tsluf...@gmail.com"
>
> <tsluf...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > ...because the last thing we need is Mackie thinking a BGC/Gurren
> >Lagann
> >> crossover might be a good idea.
>
> >So much for my Gurren Lagann hardsuit fanart piece... *sighs
> >dramatically*
>
> Stick Mahoro in it instead, and we'll be happy... ^_^
>
> --
> Rob Kelk <http://robkelk.ottawa-anime.org/> e-mail: s/deadspam/gmail/
> "I'm *not* a kid! Nyyyeaaah!" - Skuld (in "Oh My Goddess!" OAV #3)
> "When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear
> of childishness and the desire to be very grown-up." - C.S. Lewis
"Ecchi na no wa ikenai to omoimasu!" *wags finger*
Amanda
Brian Dinnigan
d4e827...@s31g2000yqs.googlegroups.com:
> 23: I will not paint my hardsuit Red and arm it with a Giant Drill.
> 24: Nor wear Yoko Littner cosplay anywhere Mackie can see.
Nene is way ahead of you:
http://wbd.deviantart.com/art/Bubblegum-Crisis-Lagann-Nene-75698371
--
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Visit my page of anime(style) fan and original pics at:
http://www.nucleus.com/~dinnigan/fanart.htm
tslu...@gmail.com
> Dartz <dartz....@gmail.com> wrote in news:8c44595f-f329-47b8-8963-
> d4e827176...@s31g2000yqs.googlegroups.com:
>
> > 23: I will not paint my hardsuit Red and arm it with a Giant Drill.
> > 24: Nor wear Yoko Littner cosplay anywhere Mackie can see.
>
> Nene is way ahead of you:
>
> http://wbd.deviantart.com/art/Bubblegum-Crisis-Lagann-Nene-75698371
>
> --
> dinnigan *at* nucleus *dot* com
> Visit my page of anime(style) fan and original pics at:http://www.nucleus.com/~dinnigan/fanart.htm
Would a Motorslave fashioned after Arc Gurren or Cathedral Terra be a
bit much?
Brian Dinnigan
news:2fd2bb76-8580-4c78...@v2g2000vbb.googlegroups.com:
> Would a Motorslave fashioned after Arc Gurren or Cathedral Terra be a
> bit much?
>
Hey, this is GL we're talking about- I'm not sure that there is such a
thing as "too much" in that universe.