Alemann
No it isn't. We are not certain that Largo's body isn't a one-off,
created solely for him. With that ego, he's not going to settle for a
production model, even if its expermental. You're going to assume that
Largo is going to bother with a designation number?
Craig
The superboomer in Born To Kill had a designation number, and he was a
unique. The only nondesignated boomers were the prototype cyberdroid
in Double Vision, and that was because he came fresh from the oven and
later got destroyed, and Miriam's because they were made under the
counter.
> With that ego, he's not going to settle for a
> production model, even if its expermental. You're going to assume that
> Largo is going to bother with a designation number?
Largo was a screw up during human-to-boomer body transfer. Nothing was
made for him, and therefore he didn't had any control over his
production, egomaniac or not. Furthermore, what if the superboomer in
Born To Kill was only a test type, dismantled after a successful run,
and the real superboomer made for actual infield application was
Largo's then unoccupied body. It makes sense. Cynthia's unassuming
appearing implies killer dolls were made for covert use. In the same
manner, Largo's body was made for covert infiltration to further
Genom's interests. Like any Genom boomer, he must have a designation
number.
Alemann
You can't prove it, and you're the one who insists on proof for any
assertions. Therefore, your reasons has no basis.
QED
Craig
No no no. You need to pay closer attention.
Largo's designation is V7-28, more affectionately known as "Sparky".
^v^ Dan ^v^
Still alive. Still looking in on the newsgroup.
Good to see you again!
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"I'm *not* a kid! Nyyyeaaah!" - Skuld (in "Oh My Goddess!" OAV #3)
"When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear
of childishness and the desire to be very grown-up." - C.S. Lewis
:::smiles:::
I didn't know I had been missed. Thank you Rob. You've vastly
brightened my mood.
^v^ Dan ^v^
Largo is not Armstrong. He is a unique personality that began to exist
when Mason's mind/personal identity got mingled with V7-28's A.I.
Alemann
I thought you didn't consider the RPG sourcebooks canon
?
I didn't consult it.
?
Alemann
Ah.... maybe you got it from Innpchans posting, mirrored on
Ravensgarage then?
Link: http://www.ravensgarage.com/garage/maslargo.htm
I checked this up. The original dates to 1996.... There's even a
credit to Innpchan for this in the sourcebook. (page 17), I'm pretty
certain it ain't something that came from the show itself. Maybe I'm
wrong, but that's what I got when I googled it. It's actually a pretty
cool idea
-Dartz
Innpchan's theory, the most famous BGC fan theory, is almost
unanimously accepted by BGC fan community.
Alemann
Oh, I know that.... And a damn fine theory it is too.
But it's still just a fan theory. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I
thought you didn't accept those?
Except for your own fan-theories of course. That's all they are,
theories.
Perhaps if you're willing to accept Innpchan's theorising, maybe you
could begin to accept ours?
Either way, we've taken up enough of these good peoples time.....
-Ian
P.S. Thanks for the emailed link, I'll look at it another time.
The only part of Largo that came from Mason was Mason's knowledge of
the inner workings of GENOM. The personality is all V7-28, right down
to the messaih complex. You really think V7-28 would allow his
personality to be corrupted by some stinking meat sack? Please, pull
the other one. All he wanted from Mason was Mason's memories. He got
them. He also got a keen superboomer body that could synch with
orbital satellites after the Knight Sabers went and trashed the fusion
body he (or some fragment of his AI) had control of last time.
Largo is V7-28 with a GENOM wiki in his head. Period.
^v^ Dan ^v^
When did I said this?
> Except for your own fan-theories of course. That's all they are,
> theories.
They are my pride and joy.
> Perhaps if you're willing to accept Innpchan's theorising, maybe you
> could begin to accept ours?
When will I read them? Most of time, you people spend spitting on
mine.
On Dec 1, 10:22 pm, Pirate...@hotmail.com wrote:
> The only part of Largo that came from Mason was Mason's knowledge of
> the inner workings of GENOM. The personality is all V7-28, right down
> to the messaih complex. You really think V7-28 would allow his
> personality to be corrupted by some stinking meat sack? Please, pull
> the other one. All he wanted from Mason was Mason's memories. He got
> them. He also got a keen superboomer body that could synch with
> orbital satellites after the Knight Sabers went and trashed the fusion
> body he (or some fragment of his AI) had control of last time.
>
> Largo is V7-28 with a GENOM wiki in his head. Period.
>
> ^v^ Dan ^v^
Except a similar goal, V7-28 and Largo don't share many things. V7-28
is brash and callous, while Largo possesses more refined mannerisms.
And it's not V7-28's personality that got corrupted but vice versa.
The personality conflation goes to such degree that Largo, when he
remarked of remembering the view while driving the escalator, is
actually convinced that memory is his. It all reeks of a screw up,
making Largo an unwanted product set loose.
Furthermore, Largo's last line is hardly interpretable without any
reference to Mason. As a matter of fact, Mason is connected but
indirectly. I'm convinced that it signifies a connection between
*Largo* and Sylia and not Mason and Sylia. When he used pronoun "we",
it had nothing to do with Mason, as what could Mason and Sylia share
that they are "two of a kind"? The question is what joins Largo and
Sylia? There's a seemingly unbridgeable gap, an unfinished plot thread
that can't be resolved by arbitrarily declaring Sylia is a boomer.
I have my theories, but it's early to talk about them.
Alemann
> Alemann
Like... all the time. Its written proof from one of the other
discussions that you told someone something how the B Club didnt
count.
Why, are you contradicting yourself?
>On Dec 2, 2:16=A0pm, Alemann <zanzibar.h...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Dec 1, 9:57 pm, Dartz <dartz....@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > Oh, I know that.... And a damn fine theory it is too.
>> > But it's still just a fan theory. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I
>> > thought you didn't accept those?
>>
>> When did I said this?
>>
>
>> Alemann
>
>Like... all the time. Its written proof from one of the other
>discussions that you told someone something how the B Club didnt
>count.
Specifically, in Message-ID
aa5769d9-ac7e-46d8...@24g2000yqm.googlegroups.com, which
he posted on August 28.
There are other examples in the same thread.
>Why, are you contradicting yourself?
Does he contain multitudes?
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"Santa sure says some mean things, you know?"
- Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga, talking about the Ruldolph story,
"Azumanga Daioh" episode #17
Dude, the B-Club is canon. You probably mixed it up with the RPG book.
Alemann
Where do you think they got the info for the RPG from? The B-club and
other offical sources.. I think there is ONE drawing in the RPG books
that isn't from an offical source....
Craig
Exact same goal : wipe out humanity, become the Boomer Messiah
(Step 3 : Profit!)
V7-28
> is brash and callous, while Largo possesses more refined mannerisms.
I'm sorry, did you just imply that Largo is _not_ brash and callous?
Here, right here is where I remind you that Largo very literally wiped
half a dozen GENOM towers OFF THE MAP with orbital satellite strikes.
I remind you of how he manipulated the sexaroids. I remind you of how
he was unphased by anyone's death. That is monstrously callous and
brash.
Also, did you imply that V7-28 isn't refined and/or sneaky? Because
this is where I'll remind you that he used a terrorist group as his
own personal cat's paws to gain access to GENOM's brand spanking new
supercomputer in the ADPolice manga. It takes some skills to
infiltrate a paranoid terrorist cell, especially when you're a boomer
looking to pass as human to get the job done.
They share the exact same goal; they employ the exact same brutal
methodologies : sneak around to get things done when you have to; use
brute for when you can; any casualties (human or boomer) are
unimportant so long as they further their own agenda; satellite
strikes for fun and profit.
> And it's not V7-28's personality that got corrupted but vice versa.
Again, do you really think V7-28 would allow his personality to be
corrupted by some meat sack? Do you think he'd pollute himself, the
perfect Boomer Messiah, with personality traits from Mason even by the
process of corrupting Mason's personality? Do you think he'd let any
part of Mason survive besides the raw memories he needed to further
his own goals? Really? Do you? You think the entity that already
exists as machine code is going to have less control and/or power in
relation to a meat sack that's trying to convert to that format?
> The personality conflation goes to such degree that Largo, when he
> remarked of remembering the view while driving the escalator, is
> actually convinced that memory is his. It all reeks of a screw up,
> making Largo an unwanted product set loose.
You mean while riding the elevator up to the top of GENOM tower?
The memory IS his. That's V7-28 riding in a new body. He's seen
those heights before, from orbit, TWICE. Once in the ADP graphic
novel, once when he was temporarily fused to Cynthia.
>
> Furthermore, Largo's last line is hardly interpretable without any
> reference to Mason. As a matter of fact, Mason is connected but
> indirectly. I'm convinced that it signifies a connection between
> *Largo* and Sylia and not Mason and Sylia. When he used pronoun "we",
> it had nothing to do with Mason, as what could Mason and Sylia share
> that they are "two of a kind"? The question is what joins Largo and
> Sylia? There's a seemingly unbridgeable gap, an unfinished plot thread
> that can't be resolved by arbitrarily declaring Sylia is a boomer.
That scene was full of all kinds of symbolism; and frankly I'm not
entirely comfortable trying to make a criticle interpretation of it
without being fluent in Japanese. I'm postive some things got lost in
translation.
There's any of a hundred ways to interpret what V7-28 was saying. Or
maybe, he was just trying to fuck with her to buy the time he needed
to deploy his oral cavity laser and blast her. There's also the
question of why it seems Sylia was the only one to hear him; and does
that connect somehow to the end of Moonlight Rambler where she seems
to hear Largo again.
^v^ Dan ^v^
Largo and V7-28 are incomparable characters; how you can't discern
differences in their behavior and mannerism baffles me. V7-28 is
obnoxious, dumb, impulsive, and crude. He's pathetic. He doesn't have
any charisma.
Largo possesses everything V7-28 lacks, and what he got through Mason,
or more precise, those traits in Mason that got twisted beyond regular
human malice and immorality. He's charismatic, has elegant appearance.
Irresistible audaciousness, sadism, arrogance, overconfidence,
proneness to manipulation, etc. Not to mention Mason's memories. You
can argue that V7-28 possesses those things also, but in miniscule
proportions compared to Largo, and typically for a boomer, not
human.
> Again, do you really think V7-28 would allow his personality to be
> corrupted by some meat sack? Do you think he'd pollute himself, the
> perfect Boomer Messiah, with personality traits from Mason even by the
> process of corrupting Mason's personality? Do you think he'd let any
> part of Mason survive besides the raw memories he needed to further
> his own goals? Really? Do you? You think the entity that already
> exists as machine code is going to have less control and/or power in
> relation to a meat sack that's trying to convert to that format?
Your position is idiosyncratic. From where do you get the idea that
Largo is V7-28 in a new body? Innpchan doesn't even allude to this.
He's theory argues exactly what I say. I don't recall any other known
interpretation on this group.
Your flurry of question just rolls into my case. It was a bizarre
accident that lead to Largo's creation that neither Mason or V7-27
could predict or want. Neither Mason wanted V7-28 to meddle with his
artifice, nor V7-28 desired to be "corrupted with a meat-sack" as you
say. It ended as a lose-lose situation.
> You mean while riding the elevator up to the top of GENOM tower?
> The memory IS his. That's V7-28 riding in a new body. He's seen
> those heights before, from orbit, TWICE. Once in the ADP graphic
> novel, once when he was temporarily fused to Cynthia.
Those heights refer to Anri's remark about the city underneath the
Genom tower; something you could only see if you rode that same
elevator. Something only Mason did.
> That scene was full of all kinds of symbolism; and frankly I'm not
> entirely comfortable trying to make a criticle interpretation of it
> without being fluent in Japanese. I'm postive some things got lost in
> translation.
Amanda once translated the script herself. There was no new
illuminating information.
> There's any of a hundred ways to interpret what V7-28 was saying. Or
> maybe, he was just trying to fuck with her to buy the time he needed
> to deploy his oral cavity laser and blast her. There's also the
> question of why it seems Sylia was the only one to hear him; and does
> that connect somehow to the end of Moonlight Rambler where she seems
> to hear Largo again.
>
> ^v^ Dan ^v^
Only she heard him because he sent the message specifically to her.
And no. It doesn't prove Sylia is a boomer.
Alemann
> Largo and V7-28 are incomparable characters; how you can't discern
> differences in their behavior and mannerism baffles me. V7-28 is
> obnoxious, dumb, impulsive, and crude. He's pathetic. He doesn't have
> any charisma.
Let's see......
1) Mason and V7-28 are both arrogant, self centered, controlling
types.....
2) Mason had all the charisma of a cobra, and he was stupid enough to
allow Sylia to kill him.
3) Both wanted to rule
>
> Amanda once translated the script herself. There was no new
> illuminating information.
>
I don't think she did. To the best of my knowledge, she only has the
"Red Eyes" script...
>
> Only she heard him because he sent the message specifically to her.
> And no. It doesn't prove Sylia is a boomer.
>
But Sylia is augmented in some way -- it doesn't mean she's a boomer,
but she isn't a plain old 'meat-sack."
Craig
In a different way.
> 2) Mason had all the charisma of a cobra, and he was stupid enough to
> allow Sylia to kill him.
He's more of a weasel than a cobra.
> 3) Both wanted to rule
V7-28 wanted to rule the entire boomery; Mason only wanted Genom.
Mason had what V7-28 lacks, and V7-28 has what Mason lacks. They are
both a dangerous combination.
> I don't think she did. To the best of my knowledge, she only has the
> "Red Eyes" script...
Largo's line to Sylia is from that episode.
> But Sylia is augmented in some way -- it doesn't mean she's a boomer,
> but she isn't a plain old 'meat-sack."
>
> Craig
I don't see any augmentation. A data-to-brain transfer didn't augment
her natural abilities in any way.
Alemann
[sarcasm] Yes, because someone obnoxious, dumb, impulsive, crude, and
without any charisma would be able to lead a group of renegade boomers
that escaped Genaros. That same personality could so very easily pass
as human and infiltrate a terrorist organization. They'd find it
child's play to come up with a plan that used each of those groups as
cat's paws to further their own goals. That personality would have no
problem with complicated long term planning and manipulation of other
personalities. [sarcasm]
>
> Largo possesses everything V7-28 lacks, and what he got through Mason,
> or more precise, those traits in Mason that got twisted beyond regular
> human malice and immorality. He's charismatic, has elegant appearance.
> Irresistible audaciousness, sadism, arrogance, overconfidence,
> proneness to manipulation, etc. Not to mention Mason's memories. You
> can argue that V7-28 possesses those things also, but in miniscule
> proportions compared to Largo, and typically for a boomer, not
> human.
No. Largo has Power (with a capital P even). He has the Power that
V7-28 was seeking since the ADP Graphic Novel (the codes to fire the
orbital particle beam satellites). With that Power came a
magnification of personality traits that were already in place. Why
would there need to be a twisting of Mason's immorality and malice?
Which do you think is going to be more immoral and malicious, a human
being with some frame of reference to understand those things, or a
coldly logical machine that has just discovered sentience, religious
zeal, and for whom the concepts of morality and kindness are literally
meaningless? Largo/V7-28 has charisma, yes, but it is a superficial
sociopathic kind of charisma, the kind he has displayed from the very
beginning. His "elegant" appearance is merely a trait of his new
chassis. V7-28 has been audacious from the very beginning; or would
you say it was a timid personality that engineered a boomer escape
from Genaros? While I don't recall V7-28 being purposefully sadistic;
he certainly was a bastard, cannabalizing a pleasure model boomer for
parts, knowing full well there were some kind of 'feelings' between
her and the combat model. Wether he did this to cause the combat
model pain, or simply didn't care or understand isn't made entirely
clear in the ADP Graphic Novel (that I recall anyway, it's been a long
long long time). Though it certainly does point to a potential to
become highly sadistic. V7-28 is incredibly arrogant, remember that
Messiah Complex? And while he does not appear to display the same
overconfidence as Largo; I can only imagine how overconfident anyone
would become if they could call down pinpoint death from above at
will. Finally, V7-28 did nothing BUT manipulate those around him,
from the boomers he escaped with and promised freedom to, to the
terrorists he promised his skills and assisstance to.
>
> > Again, do you really think V7-28 would allow his personality to be
> > corrupted by some meat sack? Do you think he'd pollute himself, the
> > perfect Boomer Messiah, with personality traits from Mason even by the
> > process of corrupting Mason's personality? Do you think he'd let any
> > part of Mason survive besides the raw memories he needed to further
> > his own goals? Really? Do you? You think the entity that already
> > exists as machine code is going to have less control and/or power in
> > relation to a meat sack that's trying to convert to that format?
>
> Your position is idiosyncratic. From where do you get the idea that
> Largo is V7-28 in a new body? Innpchan doesn't even allude to this.
> He's theory argues exactly what I say. I don't recall any other known
> interpretation on this group.
Actually, the Innpchan Mason/Largo theory says precisely that V7-28
put himself into the "Largo" chassis. Where I differ from Innpchan's
theory is that I don't think any bit of Mason made it in, except his
raw memories. Everything else is V7-28.
But hey, lets not go making bold assertions without at least a little
supporting evidence.
- I went through the personality traits above
- V7-28 initially engineers his escape from Genaros aboard a shuttle
with the company of a couple other boomers. He uses those boomers as
cat's paws to further his own agenda. Largo engineers the escape of
some sexaroids aboard Genaros via shuttle. He uses those boomers as
cat's paws to further his own agenda.
>
> Your flurry of question just rolls into my case. It was a bizarre
> accident that lead to Largo's creation that neither Mason or V7-27
> could predict or want. Neither Mason wanted V7-28 to meddle with his
> artifice, nor V7-28 desired to be "corrupted with a meat-sack" as you
> say. It ended as a lose-lose situation.
No, my flurry of questions demonstrates that V7-28 wouldn't allow such
a thing to happen. He would have manipulated the situation to his
benefit. He would have made sure he had complete control over what
was happening and that the outcome would be precisely what he wanted
it to be. Mason was up against a superior opponent, and he lost.
>
> > You mean while riding the elevator up to the top of GENOM tower?
> > The memory IS his. That's V7-28 riding in a new body. He's seen
> > those heights before, from orbit, TWICE. Once in the ADP graphic
> > novel, once when he was temporarily fused to Cynthia.
>
> Those heights refer to Anri's remark about the city underneath the
> Genom tower; something you could only see if you rode that same
> elevator. Something only Mason did.
As I don't have access to the episodes anymore, and thus I don't have
access to the dialogue and scene in question, I'm not going to try and
argue the point.
>
> > That scene was full of all kinds of symbolism; and frankly I'm not
> > entirely comfortable trying to make a criticle interpretation of it
> > without being fluent in Japanese. I'm postive some things got lost in
> > translation.
>
> Amanda once translated the script herself. There was no new
> illuminating information.
I don't recall this. But hey, it's been years, maybe she did.
Lets get it from the horse's mouth.
Hey! Amanda! Did you translate that scene? If you did, do you have
anything to say about how you would translate it versus how the
original translators did? Also, could you post the dialogue?
>
> > There's any of a hundred ways to interpret what V7-28 was saying. Or
> > maybe, he was just trying to fuck with her to buy the time he needed
> > to deploy his oral cavity laser and blast her. There's also the
> > question of why it seems Sylia was the only one to hear him; and does
> > that connect somehow to the end of Moonlight Rambler where she seems
> > to hear Largo again.
> >
> > ^v^ Dan ^v^
>
> Only she heard him because he sent the message specifically to her.
Right, he did this how? Telepathically? He hacked their (I presume)
state of the art encrypted radio channel in a matter of a couple
seconds and sent it only to her comm system? The devil is in the
details here.
> And no. It doesn't prove Sylia is a boomer.
I never said she was.
^v^ Dan ^v^
>
> Alemann
*looks through the script*
I'll just do that one line of Largo's, since people think "something"
got lost in translation.
[Original Japanese] 私には判っているのだよ。。。私と、お前は同類だということがな。。。なぜなら。。。
[Romaji] Watashi ni wa wakatteiru no da yo... Watashi to, omae wa
doorui da to iu koto ga na... Naze nara...
The kanji for that "wakaru" is different from the "wakaru" for "to
know" (分かる), but the meaning is similar. The one here is an
intransitive verb, so something has BECOME known, something has BEEN
realized. "Doorui" means a few different things. It can mean "the
same kind," but it can also mean "accomplice" or "partner." "Watashi"
is a generic word for "I," but referring to Sylia with "omae" (one of
the words for "you") means he looks at her as someone in a slightly
lower position than himself. Still, better than "kisama," which is
what he called Priss and is somewhat of a vulgar word for "you."
Now, translating the line literally, it would go something like this:
"It has become clear to me... That you are of the same kind as I...
Because..."
Amanda
First, thank you very much! I appreciate that. :)
Well, I don't know about people plural, but I certainly felt like
something was lost in translation.
Your literal translation with the explination throws things into a
somewhat different light for me than how I remember the scene.
It also opens up a curious path of thought in my brain.
What if it was meant not to mean they were the same kind but were
partners/accomplices, of the unwitting variety (or would that be a
different word)? What if Largo/V7-28 just had a (convieniently
dramatic) revelation about how they had both been being manipulated by
the same hand?
Plenty of room for interpretation and speculation as to what he really
meant; and why we're still talking about the series sixteen years
after the newsgroup was created. How many other animated series have
had this kind of hard-core longevity?
^v^ Dan ^v^
I want to get back to basics on this, trying to keep things simple for
now.
At the core level, what was Largo?
A boomer with BJM's mind, either mingled with VZ-28, or suffering from
a little file corruption mixed with human ambition drunk on absolute
power and immortality, it doesn't matter.
What is Sylia?
A born human, with some sort of altered brain. To the level of being
equivelant to a boomer brain without the technological barriers
blocking it?
Largo as a human mind in a boomer body.
Sylia as a boomer mind in a human body.
They're the same.... as they're the same meld of technology and
humanity, just in different directions. Equal and opposite, in a way.
Probably not, tbh.... but it was just a quick idea I thought it'd be
an interesting share anyway.
As has been said though, Largo might not be referring to being the
exact physical same. They could be pawns in someone elses game
(Quincy's?), or it may be a little more abstract. Maybe Mason/Largo is
saying that he is the path Sylia could've taken, had she done things
differently, or perhaps, Sylia is who he could've become?
-Dartz
V7-28 and Largo are both evil. That's not the point of contention.
It's the way of deliverance that sets us apart. Reread the comic and
re-watch 05 and 06. They are different personalities.
> Actually, the Innpchan Mason/Largo theory says precisely that V7-28
> put himself into the "Largo" chassis. Where I differ from Innpchan's
> theory is that I don't think any bit of Mason made it in, except his
> raw memories. Everything else is V7-28.
Then you reject Innpchann's theory. His theory's gist --is-- that
Mason and V7-28 got conjoined. If you called Largo V7-28 or Armstrong,
he wouldn't reply or react. He has V7-28's goal, but his memories are
Mason's. Those memories I'd constrain to recent ones: e.g. he doesn't
remember Mason's childhood and has no recollection of Mason or
V7-28.
> No, my flurry of questions demonstrates that V7-28 wouldn't allow such
> a thing to happen. He would have manipulated the situation to his
> benefit. He would have made sure he had complete control over what
> was happening and that the outcome would be precisely what he wanted
> it to be. Mason was up against a superior opponent, and he lost.
How would he manipulate or control the process? Transferring from one
boomer body to another is different than to transfer oneself into a
full shell; especially if it's filled with a human consciousness. The
superboomer body had to be further modified to be compatible with
Mason's mind. A human mind must be different to sustain then an actual
A.I. An environment unknown and dangerous to V7-28.
When V7-28 jumped into Bu-99CX2, it was like jumping into galvanized
water. He got fried and mingled, making an interesting mental
cocktail.
> Right, he did this how? Telepathically? He hacked their (I presume)
> state of the art encrypted radio channel in a matter of a couple
> seconds and sent it only to her comm system? The devil is in the
> details here.
My theory is he did "telepathically" communicate with her, but not
because her brain is different from any other in a neurological sense.
I put that word under quotation, because his means of communication
has a physical basis. No supernatural elements involved.
Another thing. When he spoke to her, she had the same red eyes like in
Moonlight Rambler. Does is carry any weight? Many spears were broken
because of it, but the one to blame is Obari. It's his visual quirk
and nothing more. It implies nothing.
> What if Largo/V7-28 just had a (convieniently
> dramatic) revelation about how they had both been being manipulated by
> the same hand?
Dartz said:
> They could be pawns in someone elses game
> (Quincy's?),
That's exactly the direction my grand theory of BGC is going, minus
Quincy.
Alemann
Well, to be honest, I and probably everybody else on this group would just
love to see things from your perspective, Alemann, but there's simply not
enough space up your ass for both our heads.
Antagonist
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I dunno mate...... he's a pretty big ass.
Your opinion is not fact, Alemann. And THAT is a fact. Stop thinking
you're so high and mighty, because you're not. RL apparently hasn't
knocked you down a few notches yet, but don't worry, you'll have your
comeuppance. Everyone always does.
Amanda
Jeez, Amanda, who nibbled your bone? Where did I use a deprecatory
word in this topic? And here, I altered my Google profile. Like
someone actually reads that thing.
Alemann
Hee Hee, i accually read those "things". Hahaha, holy crap, you did.
You should have kept it up there, i thought it was retarded enough to
laugh at.
I do wanna tack on something to what Amanda said, what are you trying
to prove giving large amounts of reading material on everything you
post on, i mean what are you trying to prove to us. Ill be honest, i
dont read over 90 precent of what you say, because i dont have time
for it and it means absolutely nothing to me. I dont like how i gotta
whip out a dictionary to translate my own language to understand your
point, thats more work than what is allowed. I dont even have enough
time to give an essay paper on an explanation like you apperently do
everytime you post on something.
BGC to you is like disecting everything possible thing to get some
answer from, and in the end, is it really worth it? I love the series
as much as the next person on here, how i enjoy it is much different
than how you enjoy it. I think its fine and dandy you wanna spend more
than ample amount of time to find what pencil Sonoda used to sketch
his characters, but you dont have to have your comments made out as
facts unless you have some sort of hard core evidence to back that up.
If you happen to find what pencil Sonoda used, great, but really, what
does that add up to and whats the point, because i really couldnt
careless.
There, i wasted enough time on this topic to say what i need to say,
ive got a life too.
Okay, ya know what? This is where I'm going to stop being civil.
And finally you're reduced to your true whiney ass colors!
I lay out my arguement in succinct detail and all you can respond with
is "Waaahhhh! No, I'm right! You go back and watch the show and read
the book! I'm the one that's right! Wahhhh!"
Instead of, ya know, laying out your counter argument or citing
specific instances where your theory holds water better.
I contend that Largo _IS_ V7-28, you say "No, and this is why I say
so.", I say "You're wrong, and here's why.", you say "Wahhhh! I'm
right and you're wrong! Wahhhh!" It's kind of impossible to have a
productive discussion that way.
>
> > Actually, the Innpchan Mason/Largo theory says precisely that V7-28
> > put himself into the "Largo" chassis. Where I differ from Innpchan's
> > theory is that I don't think any bit of Mason made it in, except his
> > raw memories. Everything else is V7-28.
>
> Then you reject Innpchann's theory. His theory's gist --is-- that
> Mason and V7-28 got conjoined. If you called Largo V7-28 or Armstrong,
> he wouldn't reply or react. He has V7-28's goal, but his memories are
> Mason's. Those memories I'd constrain to recent ones: e.g. he doesn't
> remember Mason's childhood and has no recollection of Mason or
> V7-28.
That's like saying I reject an entire car because I don't like how the
dashboard is layed out.
Also, I'm so glad you're comfortable speaking for me and telling me
what I do or do not reject. Glad to see you approach the subject with
the same overzealous nature of a religious fundamentalist : "It is MY
WAY and ONLY my way! Any other way is a rejection of the facts and
HERESEY!"
I just noticed how close Heresey is to Hershey's.
Mmmmm. Chocolate.
Now, please back up your above claims with solid citations or at the
very least logic conclusions drawn from canon source material. If you
can't than I cordially invite you to STFU.
>
> > No, my flurry of questions demonstrates that V7-28 wouldn't allow such
> > a thing to happen. He would have manipulated the situation to his
> > benefit. He would have made sure he had complete control over what
> > was happening and that the outcome would be precisely what he wanted
> > it to be. Mason was up against a superior opponent, and he lost.
>
> How would he manipulate or control the process?
Oh, I dunno, mybe by getting into the Largo body first?
Or being present in the system that's in control of the transfer?
Or by being present in the system used to copy Mason's conciousness?
Ya know, maybe something like that.
Transferring from one
> boomer body to another is different than to transfer oneself into a
> full shell; especially if it's filled with a human consciousness.
And you know this how? You have experience with hopping boomer
bodies? You know how the technology of AI or boomer brains works?
You know for a fact it isn't as simple as overwriting software?
Stop making claims about things you don't know anything about and
constrain your wildly speculative ass to the known facts at hand or to
things that can be reasonably worked out from the facts at hand. If
you can't do that, then again, I cordially invite you to STFU. I also
invite you to GTFO.
The
> superboomer body had to be further modified to be compatible with
> Mason's mind.
Really? 'Cause you know for a fact it would be incapable of housing a
human conciousness?
Again, stop with the wild speculation stated as fact. It makes you
look like an imbecile.
A human mind must be different to sustain then an actual
> A.I. An environment unknown and dangerous to V7-28.
Again, you know an AI (a BROADLY inclusive term) simply _must_ be
different to sustain from a human mind how? Cite your sources, lay
out your reasoning.
Oh, and since when is a human mind unknown and dangerous to V7-28? Or
did you forget that scene where he was trying to overwrite Geena
Malso's mind?
>
> When V7-28 jumped into Bu-99CX2, it was like jumping into galvanized
> water. He got fried and mingled, making an interesting mental
> cocktail.
I've layed out why I think this postulation of yours is wrong, cited
source material, and used sound logic based on known fact in canon.
Either find it in yourself to refute my position in the same way or
STFU, because wild speculation and your whining "I'm right!!
Wahhhh!!!" isn't gonna cut it.
>
> > Right, he did this how? Telepathically? He hacked their (I presume)
> > state of the art encrypted radio channel in a matter of a couple
> > seconds and sent it only to her comm system? The devil is in the
> > details here.
>
> My theory is he did "telepathically" communicate with her, but not
> because her brain is different from any other in a neurological sense.
> I put that word under quotation, because his means of communication
> has a physical basis. No supernatural elements involved.
I'll repeat myself "The Devil is in the details here." You provide no
details, only vague "a technomancer didit" hand waving. I won't
repeat what I've been saying about your wild speculations.
>
> Another thing. When he spoke to her, she had the same red eyes like in
> Moonlight Rambler. Does is carry any weight? Many spears were broken
> because of it, but the one to blame is Obari. It's his visual quirk
> and nothing more. It implies nothing.
Oh, yes, because everything in the scene rests on THE COLOR OF HER
EYES!!!!Elevtyseven!! BANG!!!11!1
There isn't anything else there to provide solid ground for
speculation, the way she turned, the symbolic stripping away of her
armor, or anything like that. Nope, we can dismiss it all because an
artist likes to use red eyes.
If it is within your power, I implore you to stop being a fuckwit.
Please. The world is full of enough brain dead morons without having
to deal with another one polluting the newsgroup.
>
> > What if Largo/V7-28 just had a (convieniently
> > dramatic) revelation about how they had both been being manipulated by
> > the same hand?
>
> Dartz said:
>
> > They could be pawns in someone elses game
> > (Quincy's?),
>
> That's exactly the direction my grand theory of BGC is going, minus
> Quincy.
Ten to one odds says it's a Mary Sue!
^v^ Dan ^v^
>
> Alemann
Nothing. I just state my opinions and musings on BGC's various
aspects. This is a BGC newsgroup, right?
> (...) you dont have to have your comments made out as
> facts unless you have some sort of hard core evidence to back that up.
I never stated my opinions are facts.
Alemann
You did in your profile up until a short while ago.
"My opinion is fact, deal with it."
Sound familiar?
And anyway, you sure as hell *act* like it is.
And Oh God what a waste of everyone's time and bandwith all this
bitching is. That's it. I'm just not going to answer you
anymore....unless I have a damn good reason. DNFTT and all that.
No. Profiles aren't posted as posts.
> And anyway, you sure as hell *act* like it is.
Example?
Alemann
>
> > That's exactly the direction my grand theory of BGC is going, minus
> > Quincy.
>
> Ten to one odds says it's a Mary Sue!
>
> ^v^ Dan ^v^
Meg is *not* a Mary Sue. Sure she's beautiful, athletic, intelligent,
sexually attractive to both sexes, a competent singer, pilot,
motorcyclist, secret project of a secret company.... but those are
*all* natural consequences of being 33-S.
Err....More or less.
-Ian
I think he was referring to any characters that may or may not appear
in Matko's story, not yours ;)
Amanda
Yes, I meant that comment to be pointed in Alemann's direction.
I really should have been keeping up with the newsgroup better
though. I've been reading over some stuff that I hadn't bothered
with, and this Alemann thing appears to be one pompous fuck.
^v^ Dan ^v^
I like to compare him to a playground bully who goes up to a group of
kids playing nicely, takes their ball and declares that they can only
play his game, by his rules. So they play a new game, by his rules,
but should any of them start winning the game instead of him he grabs
the ball back and says, "Ok, new set of rules." "You can't do that!"
"Yeah I can, my game, my rules." Eventually the kids are gonna get
sick of it and just walk away and find a different playground to play
ball at. Because, hey, he can't bully anyone if there's no one around
to bully. He'll be stuck playing ball all by himself. A bully, who
just can't stand the fact that there are others playing nicely. Just
has to go and ruin things.
I've been pushed around enough IRL. Darned if I'm gonna let it happen
on the Internet too.
Amanda
The lower primate returns, it seems...
Alemann
Do everyone a favor, Matko, and get back to your college lectures.
They must not be very engaging if you have time to engage in
meaningless banter here. My junior and senior years in college, I was
stuck in reading assignments up to my ears. I didn't have time to
work on my stories or even think about them, let alone get involved in
online flame wars. Isn't it about time for finals anyway? Go study.
Amanda
You're right, Amanda. I have no time for people like Dan who use
profanities when they start to lose an argument. Thank you for the
advice.
Alemann
I figured as much. I was just failing at both being humourous and
making it obvious that someone was being ignored. Oh well.
-Ian
BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Eleventyseven!!!Bang!11!!!1
Let me translate for you Alemann, so you know what you actually just
said :
"I'm a little bitch who knows he's lost the argument because I have
nothing to back up my claims except my whining and wild speculation.
To cover this up I'm going to try and say something that makes me seem
morally superior after I've been flamed. I am a miserable failure
even at this because my ploy is obvious and I cannot argue my way out
of a wet paper sack."
That's what you actually just said.
Prove me wrong though. I dare ya. Prove me wrong. Pick up the
guantlet and make a counterargument to my first flame. Cite sources,
make a logical argument based on canon, show me where your theory
holds up better than mine.
That, or just shut up and give up.
^v^ Dan ^v^
I declare if your going to duke it out, do it in the
THUNDERDOME!!!!!!
"2 men enter, 1 man leaves" - Tina Turner
>> I never stated my opinions are facts.
> >Alemann
>You did in your profile up until a short while ago.
>"My opinion is fact, deal with it."
>Sound familiar?
________________________________
>No. Profiles aren't posted as posts.
>> And anyway, you sure as hell *act* like it is.
>Example?
>Alemann
We all read it, so it does count. Dont try and hide it, we all saw it.
What were doing to you is a good ol fashion "calling you out on BS",
its done as a way to get people like you on track to society. Ill
admit, ive had it done to me, and thank god i had that done to me.
Just admit that your wrong on something, anything, and most of us wont
hold anything against you (then again its hard for me to speak for
everyone). Look, its so plain, so black and white, on the things we
are saying about you. If there wasnt a problem, none of use would be
wasting our time talking about this with you, but since there is,
thats why we are saying the things we are saying. And in the end, what
if you do defeat us at everything, what do you accomplish, what goal
or prize do you get for proving that your opinion overpowers ours. In
truth, no one wins these arguments, there are no winners, but we are
saying these things because they need to be said (again).
Consider this an intervention, either an overdue one or a repeat, idk,
i havent been here that long.
*rubs hands together*
You had it coming...
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talking
about
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were
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understand
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world-wide
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and started stinking up the place just because you read an
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magazine or had seen it on TV etc....
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address
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[ ] Other:
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[x] You put me in a worse mood than the one I'm in by
posting to me
[x] I'm in a bad mood and you opened your trap to the
wrong person at the wrong time
[x] If I wanted to hear from you I'd beat you with a 2x4
full of rusty nails just to hear you scream
[x] It's just that kind of day
[x] and it's not even noon yet
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worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] Other:
To Repent, You Must:
[x] Insult:
[x] Antagonist [x] Dan
[x] Dartz [x] Dustin
[ ] Other:
[x] To his/her/their face(s)
[x] And survive
[x] Or die trying.
[x] Of Gangrene.
[x] Actually post something relevant
[x] Allow boring and useless threads to die
[x] Of Gangrene.
[x] Appear on Jerry Springer
[x] as a member of the opposite sex
[x] Attempt to win this year's Darwin Award
[x] Bang the president's kids on national TV
[x] Be TOWNMNBS's personal "Little Love Monkey" for a
[ ] week [ ] month
[ ] year [x] the rest of your natural life
[ ] Be careful of where you are crossposting to
[x] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Consider that others may know more about certain subjects than you
[x] Deep-throat my dog
[x] Deep-throat your mom
[x] Deep-throat TOWNMNBS
[x] Deep-throat TOWNMNBS, and bite it off
[x] Or die trying.
[x] Donated your body to science before you are done using it
[x] Do not bother getting a new account when this one is pulled
[ ] Exercise some humility
[x] Exercise a great deal of humility
[x] Familiarize yourself with the concept of:
[x] patience [x] tolerance
[ ] caution [x] common courtesy
[x] succinctness [ ] vocabulary
[x] humor [x] sarcasm
[x] higher brain functions
[x] being A.F.BGC Newsgroup Moron for a long time
[x] getting flamed for the rest of your life
[ ] Other:
[ ] Familiarize yourself with the history of the Internet
[x] Fish for a clue in shark-infested waters
[x] Get a job
[x] No, a _real_ job
[x] Working at McDonald's is not a real job
[x] Get an appointment with Dr. Kevorkian
[x] Get me a
[x] Beer [ ] Bowl of Jell-O
[x] Cigar [ ] Cigarette
[x] Kebab Tray and Chips
[x] Pizza [x] Rum & Blackcurrant
[x] Nubile Buxomy Virgin Goddess Covered
in the Lightest of Olive Oils
[ ] Salad [x] Sandwich
[x] Some Stuffed Grape Salad
[x] Taco [x] Some Wet Stuff (TM)
[x] A Whore [x] A Bottle of Vodka
[x] A Sheep [x] A Sexy Hentai Fan Girl
[ ] Other:
[x] Get over it
[x] Get used to being mocked
[x] Get used to being
[x] verbally and/or
[x] physically abused
[x] Get used to being the Newsgroup Idiot
[x] Give up your Internet\Usenet access
[x] Give your computer to charity
[x] Go see the therapist you fired three months ago
[x] Find a therapist to replace the one that committed suicide after
listening to your shit
[x] Go fuck yourself with a reciprocating saw
[x] Go to the top of a building and attempt to defy gravity
[ ] Go to the White House and attempt to kill:
[ ] The President [ ] His wife
[ ] His pet [ ] The First Intern
[ ] Other:
[x] Go to Goatse.cx for a hot lunch
[x] Go to Goatse.cx and be a hot lunch for the founders of Goatse.cx
[ ] Invite The Cleaners over for some one on one football
[ ] And survive
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Lead by example
[x] Or die trying, thus entertaining your troops.
[x] Learn to count above 10 with your boots on
[x] Learn to pee straight
[ ] Learn to use the 'kill' command to eliminate erroneous posts
[x] Learn to walk only with your rear paws
[x] Learn the fine art of body piercing with a 40,000 PSI nail gun
[x] Lick an exposed, live wire
[ ] 'Lurk' without posting for a few days to learn the forum of a
group
[ ] 'Lurk' for the rest of your natural life
[x] Manage to make (below) physically ill with a bit of innuendo
[ ] Amanda [x] Antagonist
[ ] Bert [ ] Bob
[ ] Dan [x] Dartz
[x] Dustin [ ] Pops
[ ] Other:
[x] No longer contribute to this newsgroup
[x] No longer contribute to any newsgroup
[x] No longer contribute to the gene pool
[x] Don't attempt to evolve to the point where you *could* contribute
to
the gene pool
[x] Out eat Graeme Dice
[x] and the rest of the Lump Club
[x] on Thanksgiving
[x] Out-gross
[ ] Amanda [x] Antagonist
[ ] Bert [ ] Bob
[ ] Dan [x] Dartz
[x] Dustin [ ] Pops
[ ] Other:
[x] Pack your computer and send it to me
[x] Poke your eye out with a stick
[x] Poke your eye in with a stick
[x] Post only to alt.dev.null
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] Read the God-damn FAQ
[ ] Read the God-damn R&R
[x] Recall that there are other users on the net
[x] Re-install whatever failed mental operating system you are
currently
running on
[x] Relinquish your right to procreate
[ ] Remember that not all newsreaders are threaded
[ ] Remember that the Internet is multinational
[x] See a doctor about removing your head from your ass
[ ] See a doctor about removing your head from TOWNMNBS's ass
[ ] Selectively respond to threads after reading all new messages in
that
thread
[x] Send spam to Microsoft and Bill Gates with you home address,
phone
number and IP address
[x] Serve as the "Choose Abortion!" poster child
[x] Smoke less of what you are smoking or
[x] Smoke more of what you are smoking, your current dosage is off
[x] Spam the same newsgroups with your home address and phone number
[x] Steal something from Area 51 and bring it to me
[x] Stop masturbating for a
[ ] week [ ] month
[ ] year [x] the rest of your natural life
[ ] Stop molesting corpses
[x] Start molesting corpses (you obviously need an out let for all
that
pent up sexual frustration, and cadavers hopefully provide the
least
likely avenue of reproduction)
[x] Stop molesting livestock
[x] Unless you're Failman
[x] Stop allowing yourself to be molested by livestock
[x] Unless you're Failman
[x] Start molesting livestock (you obviously need an out let for all
that
pent up sexual frustration, and livestock provides the least
likely
avenue of reproduction)
[ ] Unless you're Failman
[x] Stop molesting your floppy drive
[x] Stop allowing your mom to molest you
[ ] Stop molesting TOWNMNBS
[x] Start molesting TOWNMNBS
[x] Stop volunteering for Armed Forces pharmaceutical experiments
[ ] Start volunteering for Armed Forces pharmaceutical experiments
[x] Streak a militant lesbian bar
[x ] Successfully flame
[ ] Amanda [ ] Antagonist
[ ] Bert [ ] Bob
[ ] Dan [ ] Dartz
[ ] Dustin [ ] Pops
[x] All of the above [ ] Other:
[x] Visit a militant lesbian bar and attempt to pick up the "chics"
[ ] Voluntarily apologize in a brief post
[x] Voluntarily break down into tears and apologize in a brief post;
then
we'll put you out of your misery
[x] Volunteer for vacuum implosion testing
[ ] Wait at least two hours before responding to another post
[x] Look into the possibility of (below) for the above problems:
[x] Castration [x] Chemical castration
[x] Castration with two bricks
[x] Castration by a Singapore whore
[x] Castration by dull axe
[x] Castration by a nest of fire ants
[ ] Castration by other:
[x] Electroshock therapy
[x] Enema
[x] Intensive negative reinforcement
[x] Medication [x] Psychotherapy
[x] Prefrontal lobotomy
[x] Total lobotomy
[x] Severe head injury(ies)
[x] Vaseline [ ] Other:
[x] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] Other:
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[x] Age 10 more years before you post again
[x] Allow me to rip off your arm and beat you to death with it
[x] Ask Jesus if you need more insurance
[x] Being raped by a branding iron is too good for you
[x] Blow me
[x] Both hands on the keyboard, sparky
[x] Die and burn in hell
[x] Burn in hell first
[x] Do it again and I'll axe you to death
[x] Don't do it ever again please
[x] Even the Scientologists won't take you
[x] Fuck off and die
[x] Don't bother to fuck off, we want you to die NOW
[x] Crash! makes more logical sense than you do
[x] Get a life
[x] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
[x] Don't even bother trying to get fucked...
[x] Go AOL!!
[x] Go fuck yourself using a lightning rod for a dildo during a
raging
thunderstorm
[x] Go get a lighter and check if there's gas in the car
[x] Go to hell
[x] Here's a nickel. Get a clue.
[x] If brains were taxed, you'd get a rebate
[x] If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change
[x] If I stand close enough to you, I can hear the ocean
[x] If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week
[x] I got two words for ya!
[x] Blow Me [x] Get Bent
[x] Get Fucked [x] Die Bitch
[x] Go Away [x] Go Farther
[x] Kill Yourself [x] Suck It!
[x] Eat Shit [x] Watch Crash!
[x] Please Evolve [x] Snap-Hiss
[x] It's hard to believe that you beat out 1,000,000 other sperm
[x] I pity your dog
[x] Learn to post or shut up and fuck off
[x] Look up the word "asexual"
[x] Tattoo the word "asexual" onto your member
[x] if visible
[x] Nature abhors a vacuum, how it tolerates your head is a good
question
[x] Never post again
[x] One-celled organisms out score you in IQ tests
[x] Plonk
[x] Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled
[x] Stop peeing in the gene pool
[x] Take your shit somewhere else
[x] The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming
[x] There's the bell, little girl, recess is over
[x] The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead
[x] Try to bite your ear
[x] Where's my
[x] Beer [ ] Bowl of Jell-O
[x] Cigar [ ] Cigarette
[x] Kebab Tray and chips
[x] Pizza [x] Rum & Blackcurrant
[x] Nubile Buxomy Virgin Goddess Covered
in the Lightest of Olive Oils
[x] Salad [ ] Sandwich
[x] Stuffed Grape Salad
[x] Taco [x] Wet Stuff (TM)
[x] Whore [x] Vodka
[x] Sheep [x] Sexy Hentai Fan Girl
[ ] Other:
[x] Yo mom's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[x] You are a gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary
ignoramus
[x] You are as bright as Alaska in December
[x] You are as sharp as a bowling ball
[x] You are not the sharpest knife in the drawer
[x] You are one neuron short of a synapse
[x] You are possibly the most annoying person currently alive
[x] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[x] You are so dense, light bends around you
[x] You are the reason some groups are moderated
[x] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
[x] You fell out of the family tree
[x] and landed on your head
[x] You have a full 6-pack, but lack the plastic thingy to hold it
all
together
[x] You got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching
[x] You have a photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on
[x] You have two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for
it
[x] You make TOWNMNBS/your mom/etc. look like a genius
[x] You obviously have a very small penis (if any)
[x] If you can find said penis, bite it off
[x] You prove that if you broke a body down to it's basic components,
it would be worth $1.82
[x] You're going to be on a lot of lists -- they're called
[x] Killfiles [x] Hit lists
[x] Endangered species
[x] Known species of bacteria
[x] Known forms of STDs
[x] Spacebattles Forum member roster
[ ] Other:
[x] You're the reason why abortions are legal
[x] You are a fuckfaced shithead who should be dragged down a 50km
road
that has just been freshly asphalted by wild dogs
[x] Your IQ does not exceed your rectal tempurature (in Celsius)
[x] Your IQ does not exceed you shoe size
[x] and damn are your feet big
[x] Your mere existance is a convincing arguement for eugenics
[x] Your mother cleans the teeth of people who suck cocks in Hell
[x] Your mother wears army boots
[x] You were left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby
[ ] You work in AIC's Marketing Department, don't you?
[x] You're a crack-smoking donkey fucker
[x] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] Other:
Please save this message and review it occasionally
to determine your progress toward being;
[x] A useful member of Internet society
[x] A less annoying member of Internet society
[x] A human being
[x] A fully-functional human being
[x] A member of the animal kingdom
[x] A pathetic, worthless excuse for a complete and utter moron
[x] A prime candidate for natural de-selection
[x] A tolerable poster
[x] A vertebrate
[x] A viable member of the A.F.BGC community
[x] Fifi food
[x] Biological matter
[x] Integrated into humanity
[x] Re-integrated into the wild
[x] Worthy of converting O2 to CO2
[ ] Other:
**end flame**end flame**end flame**
Phew. Wow, I feel better now.
[Post snipped]
Well, that was a waste of three minutes I'll never get back -- and at
my age, I can't afford to waste them.....
Craig
I'm so bored and friendless, I calculated that you'd have to travel at
4.7 million kph, for an hour, to get those three minutes back relative
to Earth timeframe.
Not until you learn some table manners.
On Dec 8, 5:24 am, Dustin Kopplin <apexffspe...@gmail.com> wrote:
> What were doing to you is a good ol fashion "calling you out on BS",
> its done as a way to get people like you on track to society.
You fail at it. Miserably.
> Just admit that your wrong on something, anything, and most of us wont
> hold anything against you (then again its hard for me to speak for
> everyone).
I admit I'm wrong for thinking this group is about BGC. That's the
least thing people want to talk about here.
> If there wasnt a problem, none of use would be
> wasting our time talking about this with you, but since there is,
> thats why we are saying the things we are saying.
Nice tautology.
> And in the end, what
> if you do defeat us at everything, what do you accomplish, what goal
> or prize do you get for proving that your opinion overpowers ours.
Nothing, except stating my opinion about various aspects of BGC.
Alemann
You're the one who started the foodfight matey
> On Dec 8, 5:24 am, Dustin Kopplin <apexffspe...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > What were doing to you is a good ol fashion "calling you out on BS",
> > its done as a way to get people like you on track to society.
>
> You fail at it. Miserably.
>
Is *that* all you can manage? I mean seriously.
> > Just admit that your wrong on something, anything, and most of us wont
> > hold anything against you (then again its hard for me to speak for
> > everyone).
>
> I admit I'm wrong for thinking this group is about BGC. That's the
> least thing people want to talk about here.
>
Oh we want to talk about it... just not with you. We've got our own
playground now.
> > If there wasnt a problem, none of use would be
> > wasting our time talking about this with you, but since there is,
> > thats why we are saying the things we are saying.
>
> Nice tautology.
>
Nice use of a dictionary.
> > And in the end, what
> > if you do defeat us at everything, what do you accomplish, what goal
> > or prize do you get for proving that your opinion overpowers ours.
>
> Nothing, except stating my opinion about various aspects of BGC.
>
> Alemann
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo <-Relevant
>On Dec 9, 8:36=A0am, Alemann <zanzibar.h...@gmail.com> wrote:
<snip>
>> I admit I'm wrong for thinking this group is about BGC. That's the
>> least thing people want to talk about here.
>
>Oh we want to talk about it... just not with you. We've got our own
>playground now.
Oh, we *want* to discuss BGC here, but the two of you have driven almost
everyone else away.
Into the one-week killfile, both of you. Alemann, this is your second
time in; next time it'll be the permanent killfile.
<plonk><plonk>
<snip>
--
Rob Kelk Personal address (ROT-13): eboxryx -ng- tznvy -qbg- pbz
"Aggresive killfiling. I highly recommend it. It isn't personal;
there's just a limited number of hours in the day."
- Russ Allbery (<http://www.eyrie.org/~eagle/>), in message
<yl66l68...@windlord.stanford.edu>
> On Wed, 9 Dec 2009 02:04:02 -0800 (PST), Dartz <dart...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Dec 9, 8:36=A0am, Alemann <zanzibar.h...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
>>> I admit I'm wrong for thinking this group is about BGC. That's the
>>> least thing people want to talk about here.
>>
>> Oh we want to talk about it... just not with you. We've got our own
>> playground now.
>
> Oh, we *want* to discuss BGC here, but the two of you have driven almost
> everyone else away.
>
> Into the one-week killfile, both of you. Alemann, this is your second
> time in; next time it'll be the permanent killfile.
>
> <plonk><plonk>
>
> <snip>
>
Ouch. Well, that's your prerogative. If I had to argue in Dartz' defense,
though, I'd say he just reacted on what sort of utter BS Failman was
spewing forth at the time. Arguably not the best of netiquettes, but you
can ignore somebody only for so long till you start craving blood... :P
Also, Amanda did start a forum as a response to A.F.BGC getting clogged
up. It's much more civil without Failman there to annoy people.
Antagonist
"Kettle, this is Pot. You are black, I repeat, you are black. Over."
Alemann, the more reticent you get about this, the more my point is
proven. You're just a whiney bitch that can't back his shit up. You
can't even properly ignore someone. You suck this hard on the
intertrons, I can hardly imagine how much of a wanker you must be in
real life. I'll bet you tried out for your college debate team only
to be laughed out of the room.
Here's a shiny nickle. Now go somewhere else and leave the grownups
alone.
^v^ Dan ^v^
Wait, what?
People from this newsgroup went to another forum because of a wannabe
troll that isn't even half the kobold Gaza ever was? Instead of using
killfiles, ignoring, shaming, or berating the idiot into leaving?
This is not the a.f.bgc I remember.
Since when do we give ground to dumbassery around here? For shame.
^v^ Dan ^v^
P.S. Take this post lightheartedly. If you guys wanna go somewhere
else and discuss BGC in peace, that's your choice and so be it. More
power to ya. I just refuse to leave a place I've been in and enjoyed
for 13 years (gods, it's been that long?) because of one dumbass.
Time has shown the dumbasses come and go but the fans stick around.
Er...yes?
Heh, Craig linked me to a couple of posts that Gaza prick made back
in...was it 2005...yesterday.
Yeah, he seems to have been much worse than Failman ever was. Still,
Amanda started the forum and Craig mailed a notice via the Garage ML
shortly thereafter.
I can understand why somebody who'd been around for more than a decade
would be reluctant to leave because of just one whiny SOB, though.
And anyways, I *am* sticking around. It's just that I'm in several places
at once. :D
Also, because I forgot to include this with my earlier post:
Failman, meet Spam Filter.
Spam Filter, filter Failman.
Ah, how I love Opera. :)
Antagonist
Alemann
Alright, that's it. Rob is right. I've been bitching about this too
much. So have you. I'm done with this crap.
-Ian
Finish the SI. Don't let it be a waste.
Matko
I've decided you are toxic to my health. I'm not quitting a.f.bgc.
I'm quitting YOU.
*killfile*
Amanda
You shattered my world, dear.
You know, you remeind me of Gaza, only not as annoying......
Craig
One rat's ass, coming right up.
Antagonist
This is my way of saying killfile: http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/ApexFFspec/killfilespree.jpg
As per the ADPGN, a lowly space construction boomer with the
designation v728 becomes self-aware due to exposure to cosmic rays and
believes God played some part in making it happen. He also believes he
is meant to lead boomer-kind in a revolution against mankind and sees
himself as a Boomer Messiah. After escaping to earth, he starts trying
to get access to Genom's data to find the original programming for
boomer brains. His original plan fails, but undaunted he transfers his
consciousness to a cyborg named Armstrong and with the unwitting help
of a terrorist group manages to infiltrate Genom's ADAM supercomputer.
Armstrong interfaces with ADAM via the net and attempts to take
control of the USSD satellites but fails to fire them. His plan having
failed, he escapes into the Genom mainframe but gets trapped when
Mason orders all links to ADAM via the net to be cut to isolate V728.
It's my THEORY that at this point he becomes introduced to Mason (who
asked to have all the isolated data sent to his own computer), and
they make a deal; V728 will help Mason transfer his human
consciousness into a boomer body (Largo) and Mason agrees not to
delete V728. Then Innpchan theorizes that V728 transfers his
consciousness into Frederick in BGC Ep. 1 as evidenced by his shape-
changing abilities that we saw V728 use before in the ADPGN. As the
events of BGC Ep 1, 2 and 3 play out they eventually bring all the
pieces together and we finally get Largo who is described by Innpchan
as follows:
"However, it would appear that our old friend V7-28/Frederick is still
hanging about in the Genom net and he screws up Brian's careful plans
by corrupting Brian's file!! Therefore we get LARGO. A SuperBoomer
with the following aftermarket equipment: From Brian Mason- A
corporate shark mentality with an intimate inside knowledge of Genom,
including where all the skeletons (Like SDPC, the D.D., and the 33-Ss)
are buried AND an obsession with Sylia. From Cynthia- The all-
important USSD satellite access codes. From V7-28/Frederick- A pre-
existing link to the Genom & USSD systems, a Messiah complex that just
won't quit, and a PARTICULAR bone to pick with a certain blue
Saber..."
So, Largo broken down simply, we get:
V728: link to Genom and USSD systems, a Messiah Complex (remember when
Largo lost his arm at the end of Red Eyes he says" Human beings, how
vulgar. For the crime of injuring me, a GOD, as atonement I demand
death!" That's V728 coming through loud and clear.)
Mason: Corporate shark mentality (a part of his personality),
knowledge of Genom, an obsession with Sylia (part of his personality)
Cynthia: Black Box, USSD Satellite access codes
So why all the arguing?
Pops
On 21 pro, 06:28, Dr Raven <ask...@ody.ca> wrote:
> It's my THEORY that at this point he becomes introduced to Mason (who
> asked to have all the isolated data sent to his own computer), and
> they make a deal; V728 will help Mason transfer his human
> consciousness into a boomer body (Largo) and Mason agrees not to
> delete V728.
Why would Mason need V7-28 to transfer his consciousness? It seems
Quincy has technology developed specifically for this action. Wouldn't
it not be better to use a method that has a human user in mind? On the
other hand, if V7-28 got access to Quincy's machinations, then he made
access, perhaps, to a blueprint for Quincy's machine. You're
absolutely right in supposing that Mason needs V7-28 at that point.
Though I have my own FANWANK to all of this.
> So why all the arguing?
Dan has the impression Largo is V7-28 in another disguise who received
information about the O.M.S. (Isn't it strange Mason knows about the
O.M.S. but not about Quincy's project?) and Sylia from Mason but
through a conversation (?) This is how I understood him, but I'm not
going any further. I don't want to misrepresent his position. If I
did, sorry, Dan.
When I read Innpchan, my impression is that Mason and V7-28 both got
the short end of the stick when Largo came into being. They both got
evaporated as persons. In a more philosophical jargon, they lost their
personal identity. You can't say "Largo is Mason tout court" or "Largo
is V7-28 tout court". They're both false statements. Mason wanted
immortality and challenge Quincy. He never did it. V7-28 wanted a new
body. While he got closer to his goal (There - is - a self-proclaimed
boomer messiah.), he'd probably be pretty angry if somebody else took
that role - Largo did it.
Here's an scenario: Two persons, A and B, unfortunately die. How it
doesn't matter. After their deaths, their bodies find themselves
together in an autopsy room. The pathologist comes, and, in a Dr.
Frankenstein mood, he concludes it's a waste of organic matter to
dispose of the brains that are intact compared to the bodies. He gets
an idea. He takes person A's left brain hemisphere and person B's
right brain hemisphere. Then, he connects them with a new corpus
callosum and transplants the new made brain into a third vacant body.
Stormy weather comes, lightning, etc., and the pathologist succeeds to
bring the human into life. Now the question is: Is that third person
person A or person B? Or a whole different person C consisting of
memories A's and B's brain halves provided?
Matko